I was an opiate addict. it's so amazingly easy to tell who is high. Its funny tho because alot of heroine addicts are in denial and think the world is stupid or something. sitting there nodding out trying to claim sobriety or that they didn't get any sleep. c'mon !
Joey is so fearless and reckless, but I'm glad he's also wise enough to recognize the madness of these dosages and frequencies -- "I don't think you'd come back" is a true warning. It's been surreal and informative to follow the tale of the Stars of Death, but at some point safety and set & setting have to be addressed. The wave of THC & psychedelic legalization (worldwide) must not become a typhoon (even though temporary spikes in a number of stats always come with new widespread legislation). Trip safe, all ❤
Meanwhile as he’s saying all of this he has the Sabotage album poster on his wall which Ozzy has said before that they were LOADED on coke and acid when that photo was taken
that syrup is the shit... i had the 4oz 1500mg bottle, pretty nice if you find out what dosage is for you but yea its pretty intense for some. gave my dad a lil in his iced t, had to help him off the couch lol
They should just sell real syrup that purple drank is way better than thc but it is perscription only in our stupid country you gota go to Africa to get it now
Hmm, I might have to try these tinctures out. Every time that I've tried edibles they've had no effect on me, even up to 600mg worth, but like Joey said they only go up to 100mg so I had to buy 6 items. That was a lot of weed gummies to eat and you better believe it wasn't a cheap experiment. Final try I can just buy 1 bottle of that and guzzle it I guess. lol
Those things were just RIDICULOUSLY strong man. I ate half one once I got from a friend coming back from vacation and it threw me into the shadow realm. And I hardly ever feel much from edibles. It was lit.
Seriously tho, once you do dope long enough you never forget the smell, u literally sweat it out and can pick it out from people's body odor. Not on yourself tho
"I give him heroin" "no you never gave me heroin" "yes i do! I always tell him not to go for a pisstest cause you never know whats in you" "Oh my god..." Gets completly sidelined and ignored. Bro you couldnt write this shit any better.
I’ve started smoking weed instead of sipping so much and it’s amazing how high ive been getting. I think mixing for so many years made me start to not appreciate weed. Weed is amazing.
He gets the jokes, but he’s a damn comedic genius so why would he react? It’s like saying Michael Jordan isn’t impressed by the guy at the park shooting jumpers.
The part at 5:00 where he talks about there was no countdown light and they don’t know that use to not be a thing amuses me I’m 22 and I knew that in my city we still don’t have that lol
Damn I’m so glad I got to experience the stars. My homie and I took one and I got faded faded but the next day at college he tells me he went to the hospital😆🤮 he smoked more than me too. Those were no joke
He is right about being able to smell the heroin on somebody. I’ve been sober only like 4-5 months and I wasn’t addicted for 30 years but even now I can tell or smell if someone uses
@@HOP805good dope shouldn't smell like vinager it used to bond it when the re rock it. Plus be lucky even find normal heroin anymore pluss after doing soo much Fetty really not worth it
Just seeing how high both Lee and Joey get on the stars makes me uncomfortable. I always felt bad for Lee but im glad to hear that Joey's not pushing the oil dropper on him lol.
My local deliverys still have them and a few others that are all 500-1000MG , but they are operating purely under prop 215 which idk how they are still open. Dont think pure prop 215 places can be open by the end of the year.
At any recreational it can only be 100MG , like i said u can find a few who are still operating purely under 215 still with all the edibles youd like, but im sure they wont be able to operate under 215 after the end of the year
Mr. Diaz I can tell you from having friends who were also “Pin cushions” and that blood on the wall is not from missing veins it’s from when the user is done shooting up and there is still blood and or water/bits of drug residue still in the needle to keep it from clogging they have to suck water into the needle then shoot it back out so they shoot it at the wall the floor whatever it’s disgusting usually what you’ll see our blood splatters and it looks like someone was stabbed with a teeny knife but really it’s just the projectile from The needle.
When it's clogged you can't suck water into it, ergo, you have to unclog the syringe. Sometimes it can be accomplished without squirting that much out. The goal is to preserve as much of the dope that is within the clogged up syringe.
thejtd21 it's so hard to get weed in shitty Tennessee with all these hillbilly Christians that are hypocrites holding a bottle of jack Daniels while smoking a cigarette and then have the nerve to say "drugs are bad marijuana is bad I don't do drugs"
thejtd21 Florida sucks I’ve had my weed card for over a year now and we don’t even have edibles Florida finds a way to make everything about the money duck the consumer
thats hilarious the guy wouldnt wake up from being hit or bouncing on bumps but the fart was so rancid that it woke him up immediatley like narcan hahahaha
They made it illegal so Lee wouldn't be the first person to OD on weed
Bro lmaoo
Jimmy Turner hahaha 😂
If it were only possible
I just died laughing hahaha Joey and Lee’s dynamic is so funny
Damn I didnt realize this comment got so many likes.
Joey putting on his reading glasses and going “chee-ba-chew” was the funniest shit
Like he actually needed them !?
It's a Brand of edible. Lmfao 😂
Space rings are great 250 mgs
@@nr126 he wears them a lot so maybe
I love Cheeba chews
Joey Diaz: I gave you heroin.
Lee: No you didn't.
Joey Diaz: Yes I did.
Lee: ...oh my god...
i laughed like a school girl
time to make our own stars of deat like they did during prohibition
Chris Connor go 4 it I'm good
LICK IT its Californias state government that regulated the edibles
Oh I'm sure they already make them you just can't buy them in a dispensary get them off the street
People gunna start going blind and shit if its just like the real prohibition haha
I don't trust people haha they'll say it's only 500mg of THC when in reality it's 1500mg 😂
I'm devastated to learn I won't be able to get a star of death.
joe suwalski it sucks. I just got back from cali, i was 2 weeks too late. The 100mg chocos/ gummies were great though
I wanna cry
Fuck it ima make my own dammnit!
Tyler Mikos there's a lot of shops in LA with 1000mg edibles lol you just didn't look right
how much for a 1000mg edible?. I make my own cannibas butter for my own edibles. I would say my brownies and cookies have maybe 125mg per cookie.
2:51 that “omg” from Lee is perfect
😭😭😭😭i was crying
When he said " when the broad goes to bed its either smoke dope or eat ya self to death" i felt that one Joey. Shouts from Jersey
I'm reading this after my girl went to bed and im out in the garage taking bong rips with a stomach full of calzone. Shits true lol
@@devenhattabaugh3198 🔥
Lmao he said when the 2 Broads goto bed (Meaning his wife and kid daughter) 🤣😂
@@EternallyUnhappy 🤣
😂
“those two broads” LMAO
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Matt Payne meaning his daughter and wife 😂😂
"i gave lee heroin" lmfaooooo
Michael Cervero oh my gawd
LowBalln lmao
Let’s hope he didn’t. Lee has a family. Fuck Heroin. Love uncle Joey though.
Good let him die
Lee: no you didn't give me heroin
Joey: yes I did... (Keeps speaking)
Lee: oh my god
@5:49 Lee’s soul entered the 8th dimension
You don't need dmt when consuming thc with joey
Joey “pause mid sentence to rattle the chair with a fart” Diaz
Joey "I found my mom dead while on acid-any questions?" Diaz
Jason Devlin tremendous
P
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Pk
The gov has to stay out of our plant business.
Man fuck them they always mess things up ... They should worry about the debt instead of Mary Jane
Ay Stevie how you type this bro
Hairlinereceding muscle memory
@@hairlinereceding8738 He's not actually blind - look into it
Burn it down
Dos Equis guy needs to pack it up. Joey Diaz is the most interesting man in the world.
Somebody please do a compilation of Joeys “white gentile” imitations
Yes!
He is so funny with that shit.
🤣
Perfect
“I got a friend who was a junkie”
*Lee laughs* lmao
Just found you Joey. Best podcast ever. No 1. Love u man.
I was an opiate addict. it's so amazingly easy to tell who is high. Its funny tho because alot of heroine addicts are in denial and think the world is stupid or something. sitting there nodding out trying to claim sobriety or that they didn't get any sleep. c'mon !
Omaha Joe I used to be a "nodder" high out of my mind and thinking I was holding conversations. I wasnt. Sad scene back then man
Junkies dont nod
What about the people who are sober and really didn't get enough sleep tho lol
Nod out, shoot back up and ask to read your copy of new you’re times...lmao Joey
I'm tired lol
Joey is so fearless and reckless, but I'm glad he's also wise enough to recognize the madness of these dosages and frequencies -- "I don't think you'd come back" is a true warning. It's been surreal and informative to follow the tale of the Stars of Death, but at some point safety and set & setting have to be addressed. The wave of THC & psychedelic legalization (worldwide) must not become a typhoon (even though temporary spikes in a number of stats always come with new widespread legislation). Trip safe, all ❤
Fuck it dance with the devil and lead lol
☝️🤡
Lee Syatt, the most tortured THC monkey is doing 250% better than you.
Just saying.
The world would be less violent if we all smoked a joint sometimes
Meanwhile as he’s saying all of this he has the Sabotage album poster on his wall which Ozzy has said before that they were LOADED on coke and acid when that photo was taken
"he would yell astrocities at me"
7:00 They could bottle ur farts for the junkies.
Joey- "what do u mean" lmfao
6:59
Joey is the dad i never had but at the same time i think it was for the better lol
2:53 lees “oh my god” killed me
Why cant people put in the correct timestamps?
"The whole smelling salts indurstry is done" Lee that made me laugh so hard thank you
Love ya, uncle Joey!
The extract oil with the dropper is awesome!!! Worked on my pains, and gave a nice kick too!
I had some of the stars a few years ago. What a time to be alive haha
Joey: I have a friend who was a junky...
Lee: *giggles*
hahaha nodding off at the traffic lights....the Camden Town classic!
that syrup is the shit... i had the 4oz 1500mg bottle, pretty nice if you find out what dosage is for you but yea its pretty intense for some. gave my dad a lil in his iced t, had to help him off the couch lol
frozenstein
Fucking Junkie
Thought I was cool once and drank a whole pint. Oops
@@JuniorJuni070 >calls him junkie on a video that's about drugs
They should just sell real syrup that purple drank is way better than thc but it is perscription only in our stupid country you gota go to Africa to get it now
Hmm, I might have to try these tinctures out. Every time that I've tried edibles they've had no effect on me, even up to 600mg worth, but like Joey said they only go up to 100mg so I had to buy 6 items. That was a lot of weed gummies to eat and you better believe it wasn't a cheap experiment. Final try I can just buy 1 bottle of that and guzzle it I guess. lol
One of the funnyest podcasts EVER!
It sucks they banned them. I always wanted to try one
Voodoo Child blame Trump and Jeff Sessions
@@lickit8096 from what I hear trump is for legalization
Michigan didn’t lol
@@williamneuzil7403 exactly 😂 thats why he lost my vote. Banned gun stuff, and pussified weed. Liar like everyone else
@@ffgggkok ehhh I highly doubt that lol
Sabotage black sabbath poster in the back CLASSIC!!!
🤣🤣🤣 “ i always tell em don’t go for a piss test cause you don’t know what’s in em”
This was the best podcast to ever exist
that bus story was amazing on JRE! funny to hear again
LMAO
Joey’s face at 00:15
We'll make our own Joey, FTP 💯🔥 💨💨 💨
14 months off that point. Coco you're getting me thru. Thanks man
Those things were just RIDICULOUSLY strong man. I ate half one once I got from a friend coming back from vacation and it threw me into the shadow realm. And I hardly ever feel much from edibles. It was lit.
NOD SQUAD!!! there's been a resurgence of "nodders" Joey!
Past Heroin addicts can always tell if someone is high or lying lol
Dagger Dick Because most of them have stories at the ready incase shit goes down.
because they have been experts at both
We had a saying a crack head will still your wallet and a heroin addict will steal your wallet and help you look for it
mikey1974 hetfield I’ve seen it first hand, he have the same saying in Boston
Not whem they are addicts. Ive seen people addicted to opiates for years and only saw them nod out 2 pr 3 ti,es
How many people does Joey speak to every day? 😂 “He’s a brother I speak to him every day” to about 500 people
Seriously tho, once you do dope long enough you never forget the smell, u literally sweat it out and can pick it out from people's body odor. Not on yourself tho
I’m so stoned I thought this was Tom defaults for a solid two minutes
"I give him heroin"
"no you never gave me heroin"
"yes i do! I always tell him not to go for a pisstest cause you never know whats in you"
"Oh my god..."
Gets completly sidelined and ignored.
Bro you couldnt write this shit any better.
"oh my God" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 make me laugh Everytime
Joey and lee are like Rick and Morty, traveling the multiverse in the studio
I’ve started smoking weed instead of sipping so much and it’s amazing how high ive been getting. I think mixing for so many years made me start to not appreciate weed. Weed is amazing.
They would give ya a bus pass 😂😂😂😂
When joey puts on the glasses he reminds me of my grandad.. but a stoned version 😂 legend
Gotta love that LT poster in tha back. "Lawrence Taylor is allowed in New Jersey, Nelso was not allowed in new jersey>" Best story Joey ever told
That is Thomas "Hollywood" Henderson from the Dallas Cowboys - Not Lawrence Taylor, lol.
Make edibles out of dabs and my man Joey gunna be on a trip
I drop an O into my butter. 🙌🏻
If Stars are now 100, can't you just take, say five, if you need 500?
I like how Diaz puts on his glasses to look at his phone
0:15 Joey looks like Peter Griffin lmao
Chee
Buh
Chew
Fucking tremendous! I found this comment as he said it like that
Chee ba chew
🤣🤣🤣
What a beautiful chee bah...... Chew
@@maikimac3270 same,wudda trip
Whatever keeps Demi from making more music
She isn't making anything ever again I promise
LMAO
@@shawncrosby311 except boners
Uncle Joey goes DEEP
Joey said "He's had enough of this life!!"!😄😄😄
If the dropper gave Joey the goosebumps, good thing nobody else saw. Most likely would result in a heart attack.
Has anyone noticed that Uncle Joey never gets the jokes that his guests say
He gets the jokes, but he’s a damn comedic genius so why would he react? It’s like saying Michael Jordan isn’t impressed by the guy at the park shooting jumpers.
The part at 5:00 where he talks about there was no countdown light and they don’t know that use to not be a thing amuses me I’m 22 and I knew that in my city we still don’t have that lol
I've always wanted to try them stars
I get high off half a bowl, theres no way I could survive a star of death
Would have been cool to try lol
Damn I’m so glad I got to experience the stars. My homie and I took one and I got faded faded but the next day at college he tells me he went to the hospital😆🤮 he smoked more than me too. Those were no joke
sounds like a shitty time lmao.
I'm just like Joey Diaz's friend George. I can tell when people are high every single time
Chi.... ba.... chu LOL, its so funny that he thought it was possible that weight watchers would have a THC edible on its menu 🤣
It's Joe Rogans old space
"he would sleep and yell astrosities at me..."
That Josey Wales poster is sweet
2:54 lees “ohhh my god” in the back round lol!
So joey just invites people to tell them stories? 😂
Beats By Neech uh ya
Yeah
its a podcast
It's called tincture. A friend of mine takes shots of it.
“ Good lord” is right. Lol 😂 I always say that too after Joey talks about his hi-jinks. 🤣
Love the Sabbath poster. Sabotage bangs
He is right about being able to smell the heroin on somebody. I’ve been sober only like 4-5 months and I wasn’t addicted for 30 years but even now I can tell or smell if someone uses
The vinegar smell man😵
@@HOP805good dope shouldn't smell like vinager it used to bond it when the re rock it. Plus be lucky even find normal heroin anymore pluss after doing soo much Fetty really not worth it
@@coleycole420 found the drug addict
I just wanna see Joey take a 2 week T break and then see him try to pick his weed back up at the same rate
@Jose PerezI don't know if Joey could handle more than 2 weeks of sobriety 😂
This is how Jerry Cantrell's gonna finally look.
Same here in oregon. We have a limit of 50mg per package. So if there are one or 10 cookies, itll always equal 50mg all together.
They are amazing omg, I ate 5 stars and was blitz the entire night! LOVED IT!!!!
Doubt you are 5 the ones he talking bout are 500 a piece that's 2500 st once thats bs
What
So stoned you can barely open your eyes is what it's all about!
*Bernie got an easy win for the church if he announced on the debate stage he will bring back the stahs of deth*
That is the most hilarious title ever
😂😂😂😂 Forget all that 😎 Do Canna Caps THC Capsules 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sell the house, sell the dog, I'm never coming back.
Damn i feel a little anxiety thinking of this star of death haha
I'm so jealous edibles don't do anything to me maybe I smoke too much 🤣
Nodding out.... The good ol days 😂
Just seeing how high both Lee and Joey get on the stars makes me uncomfortable. I always felt bad for Lee but im glad to hear that Joey's not pushing the oil dropper on him lol.
I'm so damn tired thinking the thumbnail had a Pokémon card on it
What would the pokedex say
Lol
0:13 lol at Joeys reaction
So happy I got to try the stars twice before they shut them down. They put my homie in the hospital😆
Its a shame that i can no longer get Korova Black bars 1,000mg
My local deliverys still have them and a few others that are all 500-1000MG , but they are operating purely under prop 215 which idk how they are still open. Dont think pure prop 215 places can be open by the end of the year.
Paradox The Vegabond they only have 100 mg edibles almost everywhere now ☹️
At any recreational it can only be 100MG , like i said u can find a few who are still operating purely under 215 still with all the edibles youd like, but im sure they wont be able to operate under 215 after the end of the year
Paradox The Vegabond i c..ive been to medical dispensaries and they have 100mg under.these new laws suck
BULLSHIT, you don't even get high you poser. Joey is a fucking liar, just like you.
I’m pissed I’ve never tried them
“I know you stole my bus pass”
When my girl says *”Lock The Door”* 0:13
Mr. Diaz I can tell you from having friends who were also “Pin cushions” and that blood on the wall is not from missing veins it’s from when the user is done shooting up and there is still blood and or water/bits of drug residue still in the needle to keep it from clogging they have to suck water into the needle then shoot it back out so they shoot it at the wall the floor whatever it’s disgusting usually what you’ll see our blood splatters and it looks like someone was stabbed with a teeny knife but really it’s just the projectile from The needle.
Check the ceilings of hotel rooms...esp the bathroom
When it's clogged you can't suck water into it, ergo, you have to unclog the syringe. Sometimes it can be accomplished without squirting that much out. The goal is to preserve as much of the dope that is within the clogged up syringe.
I never understood that. Why not just do it into the sink or some shit?
@@abelmorningstar2865 If they had a brain, then they wouldn’t be doing heroin
@@abelmorningstar2865 I mean let’s be real here, if you’re shooting up heroin in a bathroom you probably don’t care about much lmaoo.
Rip stars of death. I never got to try you...
thejtd21 it's so hard to get weed in shitty Tennessee with all these hillbilly Christians that are hypocrites holding a bottle of jack Daniels while smoking a cigarette and then have the nerve to say "drugs are bad marijuana is bad I don't do drugs"
Florida is no better unfortunately
thejtd21 Florida sucks I’ve had my weed card for over a year now and we don’t even have edibles Florida finds a way to make everything about the money duck the consumer
thats hilarious the guy wouldnt wake up from being hit or bouncing on bumps but the fart was so rancid that it woke him up immediatley like narcan hahahaha
omggg Joeys farts could be the new Narcan!!