For those who is "Saving for Jalter" this is for you.
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- Опубликовано: 4 окт 2024
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Plot Twist: He himself turns into an avenger from the accumulated salt.
Top 10 anime plot twist😂
Looooooooooooooooooooooool
Revenge against the system that wronged them.
Saltking
Im actually praying to get a chance to get a roll for Jalter... Who knows if the will of the world decides to give me the closest thing I can have to a tsundere
"That's hell you're walking into."
Pyrunix Even if its a Hell i Will keep Using My Saint Squarts
YESS ABRIDGED REFERENCE ILY
People die when they're killed
"But he's got a point !"
Guess what? When I accidentally press the button to the next video, I realized that video is that scene in ubw where archer says this line.
one of the best nani I have ever heard
Fake hope nani ahahah
It feels like..
"YOOO, finally an avenger!"
*Sees Avenger of Shinjuku instead*
Pretty good tbh
What shame
That's a rotten way to die
pulled him during the banner of getting a guaranted 5*. Got Lancer Tamamo
Start again from zero... Very very very very very sad
Nani
"Get your credit card 'cause I need no money" that part in the song lol
Forest Dust what song
Running in the 90s
Forest Dust oh, i just realize it ahahahahahahahahah so funny
"All i want is you baby"
I want one min of silence...for our fallen brother....
@@asrieldreemurr5298 not enought
How about 3 years of silence
Top 5 anime betrayals
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
Me just for laught because get her with 1roll 3sq
Just to see the results of the wales since i got her in a GSSR.
i got her on a single shot. lmao
@@sethshiro3487 same
"That's hell you're walking into."
-What everyone should be told upon starting this game.
They should tell player before download this game
Someone actually told me that before I started playing fgo
I just started and nobody warned me about this
I already accepted I will not get her, but I am gonna roll anyhow.
Also, this poor guy deserved better, so much SQ. v_v
w00tz0r9000i same here but some salt is healthy sometimes
I got her using ticket
I got edmond and tamamo back to back using tickets o cant fail here
Would this be a bad time to say I got her on a summon ticket today??
Mr. Onii-Chan i wasted everything i had and never got her i cant fail yet
Damn, talk about E rank luck.
luck of the Irish servant amiright
I misured my luck: around B and A
E- you mean
F
I have luck at EX but only when something of mine disappears like my beloved notebook or something. What's worse is I can't control when it happens. I mean, after I lost my favorite ballpen, I was suddenly spooked by double Abby.
@@mikedanielespeja6128 Komaeda's level of luck
I'm scared.
Me too brother…
We are all scared..
When we are not.....
Even Speed Wagon's afraid.
Welcome to the true gacha hell
But the good thing about this is that he can still open a salt mine to recover the money he lost.
They ask you how you are and you just have to say that you're fine.....
That is hell you’re walking into...
Imma tell you a story on how I pulled my very first Jalter on the second last day before all hope was lost.
I have 369 quartz on standby. I repeatedly prayed to whatever god out there that would lend me their luck as I walk down this path in solitude and proceeded to 10 roll to my hearts content.
(360 quartz later~)
“WHY!!!!! WHY HAD GOD FORSAKEN ME!!!!”
I screamed out in agony as the pain I felt was so unimaginable, tears were dripping down my face. As I wipe those tears from my face and realized this is what HE felt when those ideals betrayed him...
So with life brimming into my face and my once hollowed eyes regain their life back, I extended my finger toward the screen, most importantly the ‘Single Roll’ option and commence my 3 single roll to heaven.
As I watch my screen an uncontrollable feeling washed over me, and it only took me a second to figure out what it was... It was EXCITEMENT as I grinned my way through the rolls and saw a golden light emanating from the spinning ring, the hope inside me grew so large I thought I had finally done it but I was once again betrayed as a old man with a robe and a wooden staff appeared on the card and it suddenly revealed to be Nursery Rhyme.
My face was filled with anguish but I still persevered onto this path that led to heaven or hell. As I once again pressed the ‘Single Roll’ option a thought just occurred to me.
I quickly closed my eyes and placed my right hand above my heart, and quietly intone with my most engrish voice I could muster up.
“I Am The Bone of My Sword”
I even imagined my very own Magical Circuits lighting up so as I open up my eyes I saw the rings under the card glowing Gold and started spinning with enough force to light up room in the dark, as the spinning stopped and in my vision appeared a person shrouded in a cloak kneeled down with chains covered ‘it’ then the card quickly revealed to be our favorite flag bearer with a superior look etched on her face. That’s when I heard it.
“Servant, Avenger. Summoned upon your request. ...What’s with the look? Come on, here’s the contract.
With tears running down my eyes yet again I muttered.
“Yes...”
And that’s it Ladies and Gentlemen and yes this actually happen to me when I was at home getting ready for the night and I realized that the jalter banner was almost over and I never been able to get her from last year. Now congratulations too whoever read this long essay/story of mine deserves a well rounded applause. As for this video, Comment F for this poor dude.
Reddit get out
Isa R ??? I assure you this isn’t a copy and paste lmao.. minus the crying as this was very dramatic but I did came close to crying at the last single summon with no Jalter in sight
Noice man. Jalter is my most obsessed servant to get. But i heard that it will take a miles of walk in hell to find her.... imma ask you because i have fear of lost hope or regret of confidence...
-how many quartz u think its enough to prepare for her?
-is it better to single roll or multi roll?
Legit got her on my first roll on the first day of playing fgo and now seeing how much everyone suffered getting her makes me feel bad
I am the Bone of my Roll
Farm is my Body an Salt is my Soul
I have Rolled over a thousand quartz
Unknown to 5 stars
Nor known to whale
I withstood pain in farming many STs and SQs
Yet, those hands will never hold Jalter
So, as I pray, Unlimited Gacha Works
My one is
I am the Bone of my Summons
Saint Quartz is my Body and Money is my Blood.
I have bought over a thousand Quartz,
Unknown to Death,
Nor known to Life.
Have withstood Poverty to pull many Servants
Yet this Bank Account will never hold Anything
So, as I Pray--
Unlimited Whale Works
can i say that Drake spook me when i only was rolling 15SQ ?
Rate up Cleo btw
In the first roll, in the first gacha..
When the Rate-ups first lengthened..
One stood, salted by the embers of 3 stars..
His soul blistered by the salt of quartz, and whaled beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual rolling..
In his ravenous spending, he found no peace; and with full wallet he scoured the gacha plains, seeking vengeance against the system who had wronged him..
He held the credit card of his Wallet, and those who tasted the bite of his roll, named him..
The Gacha Slayer.
@@oniikaps damn even Gilgamesh recognizes it
rin be like : with my command spell, i command u to roll more and more
do not trust the golden circle
does golden circle always 4 star?
That thing gave me 4☆ lancer Bathory instead of ruler Shirou and i watched 2 guys getting Shirou with the golden circle from the same event, talk about shitty luck :v
I actually pulled Jalter with the golden rings
@@wilsonsiregar4737 nope both 5 and 4
Rainbow orbs is guaranteed 5★, Golden ones can be either 4★ or 5★
we don't even have that avenger servant in NA yet so we're safe once avenger card appear, if it actually appears
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Tao .L you might end up with Edmond .
Not that I would mind . I love him
Well, Edmond is limited and only be summoned if it's his Banner so safe to say if you get an avenger card on rolling in Jalter's banner, Pretty sure you'll get her. "IF" you get an avenger card. "IF"
Mr. Schmeezy that's a pretty big "IF" there T~T .
And yea you are right ~
Oh god. ..this week. ..noo my wallet
All around me are familiar 3 stars. Worn out Craft Essences, worn out Servants. Mad Gacha. Mad Gacha.
Isn't it beautiful just how RUclips sends you here right before 2020 kicks in with the Davinci and the seven counterfeit guardian's rerun even though the video is almost 2 years old?
Jalter chooses you. You don't choose Jalter. She's tough.
She came home on my first try. Tossed out 30SQ cuz I had nothing better to use it on. Roll starts. First roll, gold and rainbows, boom, she came home. I'm just sitting around like "wot"?
But at least he got Gilles...
!SLICER! 1002 me too... yesterday i finally got the saber Gilles, and i'm looking for Medusa and Cu too.
You do realize that you can only get Gilles Caster and Caster Cu from the story summons right? Don't believe me? Go to the current JAlter banner, click on "Summon Info" scroll down to the 3* Caster list.
Then go to Story Summon and do the same.
Friend point summon excludes these two 3*s for whatever reason. (probably to force people who want to collect all 3*s to pull from the Story Summon gacha)
Why would anyone want Gilles caster? I know everyone has an use in FGO, but... Yeah, not him
1:40 i can't belive theres some one who can say:"Nani?!" so freaking emotional like that :v
Is this what they call a cursed post?...
You got bopped.
Sumanai...
1:55 I-I have found it. I still don't believe it but here it is, in front of my eyes... *Hell* , no sign of heaven nor of paradise, *yet a proof of hell* . Neither a dystopian or utopian fiction, *Gacha Hell* ...
Even if the the road I walk leads to hell, I won't give up, because someday I will become a hero of justice, who is fated to have no SSR :')
youre not alone, brother. for i wield my level 100 4-star servant with pride!!
HoshiHearts RetroGaming and I wield my Arash and Regend on level 80!
I shall wield my level 50 SSR assassin with pride
update: my game said "look, i'm sorry you had to suffer all that..." and gave me nightingale, shuten, and zhuge liang now when i spent all my sq. im free!!
HoshiHearts RetroGaming maybe its your luck showing its full extent
Moral of the story: Don't save for a servant. Ever.
I busted out in laugh at the wolf part.
It's been three years and i still come here to see the Grand Avenger
The truth is that all servants in the special classes have a lower rate than those in the 7 main classes.
I'm going to bookmark this. Not for any sadistic pleasure I get from it (because I don't, this is honestly sad and depressing to watch), but as a sobering reminder not get my hopes up for anything in this horrible gacha. I think you just saved me a lot of angst and pain tomorrow, which I'm sure is cold comfort to you. My sincerest condolences man. : ( For everyone else rolling now, tomorrow, and any time in the future for a specific servant: Good luck. We're all going to need it.
Starting rolls like: "Oh, you're approaching me?"
Ending session like: "... I am become death, the destroyer of worlds"
Oof
ZeroSanity - FGO NOTICE ME
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Hi bro, rdy for Jalter salt?
ZeroSanity - FGO wait I thought u didnt get her too?
ZeroSanity - FGO I got her in the middle of school from my first pull...
*ALL MY FRIENDS LEFT ME BUT IT WAS WORTH!*
I can feel some sort of physical pain resonating from this video.
it's okay brother, I spent 1k and no jalter
I’ve never felt so sad for another man
900 and absolutely nothing?
There must be an SSR?
I know this pain...
We shall mever forget your sacrifice, mai brodah
*Oof* that spook physically hurt me! Fortunately, that's impossible to happen on NA at this time. But damn! I felt pain from that. Great video though. The editing was very well done! Also sorry man, you didn't deserve that. You deserved better! You deserved better!!
After that he him self has become an Avenger
Oh my God. Now I saving my saint quarts for a while for Jalter and hope that she might went out for me, but after I had seen this video, I ask myself "Could I get Jalter?'. Oh my God, I gonna cry for it.
@@ls0l4ce Thanks.
That Nani was amazing
I can give my soul and my first born child to FGO and I'm not guaranteed to pull JAlter
the biggest spook i have ever seen.Now everytime i get spooked,i will always remember this video and think to myself that it could be worse.
i like putting this video on 2x so its like trying to speedrun my own depression
I’ve been saving for eresh for 1 year in total 880 quartz and 100 tickets I came here today, to salute you, the legend, pray for me for I’ll be praying for you. 👊🏻
This video editing timed with the song choice and the beautiful ending are just SSR Gold.
Getting pumped for the second great exodus.
This actually sent me to depression. Holy fuck.
Stop it, he is already dead...
This video is eligible to watch again, considering NA has jalter summoning again lol
I am so...
Sumanai...
I like how this game basically tells you it doesn't care how much you save, you will be humbled regardless
This is one of those $3 ebay starter accounts isn't it lol
Takami wouldn't suprise me tbh.
Definitely.
I hope it was, if it was actually 900 quartz I would really feel q lot worse for the guy
That same feeling getting a golden lancer summon in the Eresh banner gacha and got medusa...
The pain is real.
My deepest condolences for you. You deserved better, at least 1-2 SSR from all the quartz you spent.
This video really makes me feel bad for pulling Jalter with just a single quartz yolo.
Wish you a better luck for the future rolls.
Me: *gets an Avenger on Jalter Banner*
Also me (seeing that it's not Jalter):
*confused screaming*
In loving memory of that anime amd remembering that music
Running in 90s is now officially a meme song
We won't end up like that though. Edward Dantes and Jalter are the only Avengers in the NA and are both Limited, so any and all avenger cards will be her
That IF we CAN even ever get an Avenger card to appear AT ALL.....
Thing is, Edward was limited and he won't pop up this roll, so any avenger card you get IS Jalter
Is Edmond....not Edward
did you mean Edgelord
I managed the both of them on their respective releases, only doing 2 or 3 rolls each. The kicker? I’m F2P. I also get very few Black Keys, so the meme means nothing to me. With all that, my Luck Stat would be at least C, maybe B.
Also, the issue with rereleases of limited Servants is that by that point, many other Servants and Craft Essences have been released, meaning the chance of getting any specific Servant is drastically lower, even with a Rate-Up.
Sorry my friend,this is very sad :/
289SQ and 20ST saved for her. Ahah... AHAHAHAHAHA
Vlad Dascaliuc 90 sq and got her :)
actually 120 but game crashed when i pressed 10 roll so it consumed quartz and i havent got her
but lool she dropped on the last ten roll last summon
This is the funniest, and saddest, Fate Grand Order video I've ever seen. Whenever I'm having bad rolls, I come back here to remind myself it can always be worse...
Having flashbacks when I was trying to get Nero Bride... 300 Quartz and only got 1 Tamamo from them.
That's not so bad. 300 sq is nothing in this game. Getting a 5* at all on that amount is pretty decent, and Tamamo is stellar.
Certainly one of the best Nani i've ever heard... Press F
jeez this is like the ocean of tear dude
Rest in peace, old friend.
Meanwhile I'm out here pulling her in one ticket lol
same
what the fuck
Fuck dude that sucks hope you end up getting Skadi super quick
Look at the bright side, you got Sumanai!!!
I am repeating 1:40 in loops, and am still laughing.
cicron 10 so evil, like me
The inner gacha did its job
I feel bad for laughing so hard at that Avenger of Shinjuku moment... My condolences
Revelation from JP master , may you rest in piece
Any player to Jeanne Alter after hours of grinding to get her.
Player: *"YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED!"*
I am the bone of my f2p. So as I pray, Unlimited Luck Works! (im afraid its not enough against rngesus Q_Q)
This is exactly what i need this 2020 in her banner
AVENGER
OF SHINJUKU😂
-Jalter doesnt want to show up, even sent another Avenger
The pain of 900 saint quarts 😭
#NANI
Am so sorry for all your lost saints...
Now this hell will happen again in America and Korea in this month.
Why did this song and the Nani work so beautifully in this video!
The pain :(
RUclips recomend me this, literally, a hours from the Da Vinci Re Run
What the actually Fuck?
Sorry about your Ziss rank luck :( that sucks..
Despite seeing such evidences, we still march towards despair.
244 SQ and 9 tickets may Jalter step on me
Well on the bright side. Your never gonna have to buy salt again.
nvr call jalter alter jannu before rolling
Man... I'm freaking crying here
1:44 They ask you who you are and you just have to say that your fine BuT YOu'Re nOt REalLY fINE
When the golden sparks roll and it shows avenger card but you got hessian lobo instead
I feel that
I felt this though she had mercy after 1500 quartz and 256 tickets
Maximum efficiency rolls right here. Almost at Ziss level.
Get the popcorn for tonight/tomorrow, cuz the Salt Floodgates are gonna burst open.
NANI 😂😂😂
1:46
I feel this deeply. Happen twice during summer in both na and jp account. Atalante spook for Archuria, Valkyrie spook for Melt.
Honestly, I stop playing for three months after that. I just login and play the bare minimum for events.
God Damn...I was so lucky to get her with one 10 gacha draw, so this is just sad. Watching this makes me feel more appreciative that I was able to get her as easily as I did because I only had enough for that one draw I did...
AbstractBlaze same
I got two Jalters in four ticket draws...
I got her from a single roll on the Counterfeit event banner
This world is kind of unfair, could they fix the fucking gacha algorithm?
I just love how the video started with "How many Jalter will we get" and not "Will we get Jalter or not" like he seriously thought will get more than one
1:30
Ok this is just cruel
*update: I quit FGO after failing to roll Merlin, fuck DW and fuck Gacha