“Where r ur Bitches”, and “Gotham city sloppy seconds” both had me deader than Bruce’s parents🤣😭💀 PS: do u think Batman ever took off his utility belt told Jason to get naked and whooped him harder than an African American Grandmother for not washing them dishes??
@@Demigah that’s how my parents told they were beat, so I figured Batman was probably old school. But Batman was to beat anyone ass it should be Damien‘s lil fast ass, MF think he grown
@@Demigah now even more impressed he did that off the top of his head y'all two are crazy talented. I give you 5 years before you get on TV or some type of broadcasting show
You know that just may me realize that batman ain't got no standard cause the fact that he had a child with two hundred year old lady Talia just crosse all kinds of lines and then some
@@blackfire1206 granted you and I both know Talia is bad, and if she offered it to you would you really pass it down would you really knowing what we know right now????
I got the PERFECT way foe Jason to clap back against Batman and the others. Jason "revs his Harley" on the Batsignal. Showing ALL of Gotham that Jason gets mad bitches
I think the reason Batman never talks like this to any villains because he knows they’ll die from this fire. The only reason Jason survived it is because he was trained by Batman.
Batman: "where are YOUR bitches??" Jason: "I got a roster too. Harley, Ivy, the chick from the diner." Rose Wilson and Isabel Ardela: .....are we a joke to you?? Also that shit about Talia was fucking golden 🤣🤣🤣
GOD DAMN we just ain't gonna talk about when he was with the outlaws huh, why did he disrespect jason like that But after that last video he kinda asks for it.
I don't think the Lazarus pit can bring Jason back from those burns 🤣 Batman hit him Harder than the joker did too good stuff man I love this content 🔥
This conversation needs to be canon to bridge the gap between the Akrham Knight reveal and Jason helping Bruce out with Scarecrow at the end of the game
That sloppy seconds joke is legit canon. Every title Jason’s ever had, he’s been the second user. Robin, Red Hood, Red Robin, Nightwing, *Fucking Wingman,* even
Bruh even Damien got Raven ( one of the best girls in all of fiction that isn't toxic) in the Justice League Dark: Apokolips War/timeline, Damiens's biggest W.
But damn, Red hood, did smash Batman's enemy's daughter, and Artemis, who is basically Wonder Woman. And he definitely managed to survive a girl whose name is Ravager.
red hood "bitch you better shut up before i break your back worse then bane and super man did" batman "i like to see you try i can take any hit you throw at me" red hood "damien is my son gotten from your baby mama tallia al ghoul" *mic drop* batman *critical hit*
That shit was hilarious but in Jason's defense, he did smash Artemis who's basically Wonder Woman that has an axe like Moljnir. There's also the flight attendant that he had an on again and off again fling with but she's kinda being possessed by another one of Jason's exes. Jason did not deserve that L when he has bitches. Copying batman though.... he's definitely guilty of that.
🥲beautiful 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Yes you are, Bats. Yes you are 🤣
@@Demigah hey can you do one with catwoman and batman in it pls
@@batman3409 I could, but I’m really picky bout who gets in my videos, so I’m not sure if I trust any friend of mine to be Catwoman 😂
@@Demigah I would
@@Demigah this batman is black
It was the "riddle me this, bitch" that had me dying. Shit just rolled off the tongue 😂😂
Had me dying while editing it too 😂
This is now in my head canon and this Batman ain’t just good with his hands and his game but can put another person in their place without trying
His fists may be for incapacitating, but his words are lethal
So that's where Terry got his vocabulary from
I had to rewatch this. Now I can't get *Christian Bale's* fake-Batman voice outta my head: _"WHERE ARE YOUR BITCHES, Jason? WHERE ARE THEY???"_ 😂
Wtf?!?!😂😭🤣👌🏿
I've been asked where my bitches were so many times that when Bats was asking Jason where his were, I felt like I was attacked. This was amazing!
I’m so happy you enjoyed 🙏🏾🤣
And my apologies for the personal attack
@@Demigah Of course! This had me dying! No need for apologies!
But that dosn't answer my qustion,where are your bitches?
Bro was traumatized 😭
“Where r ur Bitches”, and “Gotham city sloppy seconds” both had me deader than Bruce’s parents🤣😭💀
PS: do u think Batman ever took off his utility belt told Jason to get naked and whooped him harder than an African American Grandmother for not washing them dishes??
I don’t know about that getting naked part 😳😬
@@Demigah that’s how my parents told they were beat, so I figured Batman was probably old school. But Batman was to beat anyone ass it should be Damien‘s lil fast ass, MF think he grown
@@benkirt5294 Lord, I hate Damian
@@Demigah there gonna be a part 2? This shot was hilarious
@@Unknownrandomdude this is part 3 😂
Bro nailed the "where are they" stright outta tdk
No cap fr
Batman doesn’t kill, but his words do. That was fuckin’ brutal. Well played, Bruce. Great vid, Demi.
Honestly, I owe it all to the homie ComicBook Geek. He improvised all of Bats lines 😳
@@Demigah sounds like a swell guy! Keep up the great vids! They’re freakin’ hilarious!
@@scuffedmaskguy3333 oh we will do! Thank you 😝
@@Demigah holy ISH that was IMPROV???👏🏾😃😃👏🏾👏🏾😃😃👏🏾👏🏾
Absolutely HILARIOUS Batman was talking to Jason like Nas did Jay-Z on Ether. I was just smiling and laughing during the whole thing 🤣
This whole damn video wasn’t scripted 😂
@@Demigah now even more impressed he did that off the top of his head y'all two are crazy talented. I give you 5 years before you get on TV or some type of broadcasting show
@@Kingpin1NO ayyy, that would be dope! Thank you 🙏🏾
You know that just may me realize that batman ain't got no standard cause the fact that he had a child with two hundred year old lady Talia just crosse all kinds of lines and then some
@@blackfire1206 granted you and I both know Talia is bad, and if she offered it to you would you really pass it down would you really knowing what we know right now????
The no Killing rule has been excused for this time.
“Put em back in a coffin!”
@@Demigah put this man batman in the mortal kombat cuz that was a damn fatality.
@@ITZJUSTPHOENIX they already got the joker, they don’t need the bat too 😩
“no killing”
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"Jason don't make me take this utility belt off"
AHAHAHAH 🤣🤣🤣
@@Demigah yo lokey imagine Bruce takin that clunky ass belt off hitting someone wit it u no it won't be pretty no cap lol 🤣
He really meant "BLACK" airforce parenting
He put the B in BLM
I got the PERFECT way foe Jason to clap back against Batman and the others.
Jason "revs his Harley" on the Batsignal. Showing ALL of Gotham that Jason gets mad bitches
I saw that on a hentai comic but it was Deadpool fucking Harley, not Jason.
@@Robotryx Ah, a fellow man of culture
he stays the Joker's sloppy second i guess then
That pit roast was the only thing he needed but then he decided to overkill with the Joker bit XD
And to believe that there’s more to come 😂
Oh yeah. Jason finna get disciplined.
And indeed he did 😩
1:16 Damn demi gave RCG the pass respect
where are your **bitches** Jason, WHERE ARE YOUR **BITCHES**
had me dying
1:33 that Joker line was dehumanizing
I felt it too
We need a Grayson video. The first and best sidekick himself
I’m thinking about waiting til Gotham Knights for his
A second class Robin in both title and ability 😂🤣
MFing Batman just destroyed Jason’s whole career 😂😂
Without even throwing a hand
I mean, Batman is the same dude who was clapping Batgirl’s cheeks in The Killing Joke movie but he wants to grandstand to Jason lmao 😂
this is just... amazing, no joke I don't think I've laughed that hard in a long while, lmao!
Fun fact. All of Batman’s lines were improvised 😂
I think the reason Batman never talks like this to any villains because he knows they’ll die from this fire. The only reason Jason survived it is because he was trained by Batman.
"You are the sloppy seconds of Gotham City" 😭
Batman: "where are YOUR bitches??"
Jason: "I got a roster too. Harley, Ivy, the chick from the diner."
Rose Wilson and Isabel Ardela: .....are we a joke to you??
Also that shit about Talia was fucking golden 🤣🤣🤣
Oh, they’ll get their time to shine 🤣
@@Demigah I lowkey forgotten all about Isabel
@@hazeldiamondback9488 same ere for a minute
Forgot about rose
Abd Artemis the Egyptian Amazon
"even though he looks like an ashy testicle with alopecia" 😂🤣😂
Goddamn it, take this like... and subscription!
Thank you kindly, good sir 😂
Joker: nice to here from you again demigah let me know when you need some laughing gas
He made me OD last time, ion need it 😳
GOD DAMN we just ain't gonna talk about when he was with the outlaws huh, why did he disrespect jason like that But after that last video he kinda asks for it.
Jason ain’t the type to back down. If he comes back, it’ll be on some WayneTech black FILA’s type shi
When Batman said I bought the rights to Black AF1 energy that shii hard.
I don't think the Lazarus pit can bring Jason back from those burns 🤣 Batman hit him Harder than the joker did too good stuff man I love this content 🔥
More soon, ain’t even gotta worry bout that 😂
😂 Jason gotta put that respect on Bruce’s name, I love Jason Todd but come on my boy this is Batman we’re talking about, the og.
0:58 that why his Protégés don’t talk back to him 😂😂😂
There's a reason why Brucie-Dub is the BIGGEST Goon in fiction
That alopecia came from outta nowhere 😭😭😭
I don't think syaing that Jason got roasted properly describes how badly he got tongue lashed.
This conversation needs to be canon to bridge the gap between the Akrham Knight reveal and Jason helping Bruce out with Scarecrow at the end of the game
Ong it does 😂😂😂
2:30 “ Where are your bitches Jason?! “
Hmm…Artemus would like to uh…would like to say something.
I should bring her up next time 😂
@@Demigah Yes! Fuckin yes!
This is how I picture it exactly going because Damian decided he wanted to be slick that piece of s***
Jason has been dating Artemis since Red Hood and the Outlaws Rebirth. It’s a shame she hasn’t been formerly adapted yet. Unless, I’m wrong.
We’re actually dubbing the comic soon
@@Demigah Thanks for telling me
@@maskedsaiyan1738 no worries 😉
Been waiting for this, Yessir!
Hope you enjoyed 😝
GOD DAMN!
He ain't have to do him like that
Right? 😩
"Red Hood is sloppy seconds of Gotham city" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
gah damn bro went off for 4 mins straight😭🙏
Time just flew by though 🤣
This hit hard for me and Jason, now I feel bad for him.
*"As second class Robin in both title and ability!"*
The Batman has spoken
And his word is final!
The Batman theme at the end was the cherry on top of this masterpiece.
That sloppy seconds joke is legit canon. Every title Jason’s ever had, he’s been the second user. Robin, Red Hood, Red Robin, Nightwing, *Fucking Wingman,* even
When ol boy said he smashed Taliah, that shxt sounded like he was TRYIN for a comeback lmaooo
2:30 😂😂😂❤❤
Finally I’ve been waiting
You’re welcome
@@Demigah thank u
2:28 bro took no bitches? To a next level😭🤣😂
Every time I watch this and the other one, I break into laughter
Then we did our jobs 🤣
Bruh even Damien got Raven ( one of the best girls in all of fiction that isn't toxic) in the Justice League Dark: Apokolips War/timeline, Damiens's biggest W.
Jason be crying under that mask 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lazarus tears. They give him life 😩🤣
Bro this was funny af keep doing this and have a great day
Have an even greater day, homie! Take care 🙏🏾
As soon as he said “oh, bitch, you think you *grown* grown” I had to subscribe
Thank you so much 😂
you need to do more of these. they are funny
I gotchu
Bro this was funny as hell I never laughed so hard before 😂😂💯
Ayy, check out episode 1 and 2 😝 link in the description
The bitches Scene got me dead💀
I’m glad, homie 😂
My favorite one yet😂
Hella more to come
Batman murdered that nigga without breaking his code.
AGAHAHA 😂🤣🤣😂
I'm happy I discovered you, your videos are funny af 😂
Thank you so much! Continuing them soon, just sick rn
Istg i havent laughed this hard 😂, bro u made the best batman roast video
Thank The Russian ComicBook Geek for that. He improvised all of Batman’s lines 😂
@@Demigahhe a fucking goat and one more thing smash catwoman yes or noo
But damn, Red hood, did smash Batman's enemy's daughter, and Artemis, who is basically Wonder Woman. And he definitely managed to survive a girl whose name is Ravager.
This sounds like my dad when I feel all big
I was waiting for Batman to say shut up before I crush you with my wallet
Please make a third one just with Bruce fighting crime and Tim as well as the bat family
This actually is part 3. Peep the description for part 1-2. And we can probably do that, yeah
2:23 😂
Twins
This had me laughin harder than will smith slappin chris rock
😤👋🏾💨
2:08 the funniest part
Bro took all his pain from being an xbox user and put it into this roast🤣🤣
Shut up 😂😂😂😂
Ain’t even me that’s Batman 🤣
"Where are _your_ bitches, Jason? *Where are **_your_** bitches, Jason?!"*
"Ok, but where yo parents at?"
yesss the Legend is back
Except I’m barely in this one 🤣 Russian is funnier than me!
Man of bats did indeed sayeth The hood of the red is maidenless
Don’t say that! 😩
Releasing your funniest video on my birthday?! Damn, I'm honored!
(Though you were speaking lowkey facts Jason needs some bitches 👀)
AYY! Happy birthday homie!
red hood "bitch you better shut up before i break your back worse then bane and super man did"
batman "i like to see you try i can take any hit you throw at me"
red hood "damien is my son gotten from your baby mama tallia al ghoul" *mic drop*
batman *critical hit*
@@srinivasanbalajixvii9959 it's a joke man no need to correct it
Damn, son. That was hilarious
This is truly awesome! You and ya boi are creating ART here, Demigah!
Nightwing do be acting like The bachelor havin so many women around him
Too much pum pum in his roster 😂
NAH Y'ALL WENT TOO FAR WITH THE ALOPECIA JOKE!!!!!
We didn’t go far enough
Your Batman voice sounds like an ghetto version of Duke Nukem and I love it 😂😂😂
I’m not Batman in this video 🤣 check the description 😝
@@Demigah oh damn I misread it my bad 🤣
@@hazeldiamondback9488 it’s all good! No worries 😂 I could never be as goated as him at this
Jason does have rose wilson deathstroke's daughter
This is the best fucking red hood series I've ever seen. Good job!
Thank you so much! Sorry for the late response
@@Demigah its ok lol
When you realize Batman wifed Harley 😂
damm batman didn't even need plot armor for this spanking
That was cold!
Great job
Omg… Jason is maidenless.
I though Batman didn't kill...
Batman has so much black airforce energy that he can say the n word multiple times and no one has the balls to cancel him.
Exactly 😂🤣
This is the greatest video ive ever seen
Batman never creased his air forces .btw I enjoy these type videos hope u make more
Ofc man, soon
nah the ashy testicle with alopecia had me rolling🤣🤣🤣
Batman wanna talk sloppy seconds like the killing joke movie ain’t happen??
HAHAHAHAA
This made me laugh so hard I subscribed
Thank you so much 💜
That shit was hilarious but in Jason's defense, he did smash Artemis who's basically Wonder Woman that has an axe like Moljnir. There's also the flight attendant that he had an on again and off again fling with but she's kinda being possessed by another one of Jason's exes. Jason did not deserve that L when he has bitches. Copying batman though.... he's definitely guilty of that.
You could use the robin in gotham knights and say its Damian in your videos or use the Damian in injustice