Of all the egregiously expired things Ashens had put in his mouth on camera, the sheer possibility of some pieces of the mysterious being called Billy swimming in that glass made me shiver.
Yeah, me too. I could take the century old bottle of olives, or decades old tinned chicken or whatever it was. This mysterious floating offense, though, tops them all for me. Probably doesn't help I'm trying to eat porridge at the same time as watching.
I think "50 year old ox tongue" is still the most disgusting. I've watched all the ashens expired food videos including this without any reaction but laughter. But that ox tongue... I genuinely had to keep pausing and actually felt like throwing up.
Redlettermedia has been around 10 years and their content is better than ever, same with rhett and link and many others, dont make generalised terms just to hopefully get noticed by the youtuber, its pathetic
I think so too, should have sent it to sentence can anyone explain what that specimen was at the top of the bottle? Looks like a new lifeform formed out the lemon aid
imagine Stuart going to the doctor for a stomach issue and they ask him to list what he's eaten for the past several days "umm...I had meatloaf, then I went to mcdonalds, and oh there was the decade old bitter lemon...'
@Disobedient Nomead You sure? If its been opened it could just be the tin and its contents just have been refilled over the years from bags of other chocolate powder mixes.
@@GrumpyIan "Oh this smells rancid... I'm not going to try that... oh, I'll try a bit" *takes a tiny bite* "Hey, it might actually be ok... wait no... yeah it's rancid" *takes an even bigger bite*
As disgusting as a lot of the expired foods you've had were, nothing ever came as close to making me actually gag as imagining the texture of "Billy". You're a brave man, and also a lunatic.
Billy might be the worst thing that's ever been on this channel, the only things that come close in my opinion are the century egg and Bobby Davro from the front of Paul Gannon's Look-In magazine.
How can you tell he eats/drinks those things? we can't see his face and him chewing or putting anything into his mouth. That's why maybe he hides his face? those can be pretty much fully fake chewing sounds
It never ceases to baffle me how Ashens is so willing to risk getting some horrible disease just to find out what old food tastes like for our amusement. You absolute mad lad.
I think this may have some of the best Ashens lines from the past wee while "Shake the bottle, wake the botulism" "Its probably pestilence" *calling the satanic growth "Billy"*
30 year old diet Coke that looks alright and still has fizz: *Nearly kills Ashens while the camera rolls*. Bitter lemon that's rotten to the point of sentience: Still tastes like lemon.
I mean... It wasn't diet bitter lemon. Sugar is technically a preservative though I'm not sure there was enough of it in there to really make a difference.
"You probably guessed it was a drink by the bottle." I mean, I was thinking you might've finally gone off the deep end and it was just motor oil for all I knew with that bottle's sight.
its a plastic bottle, its not very good at keeping stuff preserved, it leaks air out and potentially other stuff in. Can even leak water out slowly. If this was in glass it would probably be in a better condition.
Back in the 90s, in my MIL' s house we discovered some Bitter Lemon in the back of a cupboard with some other dubious drinks. The Bitter Lemon was in a glass R Whites bottle, circa 1976, and it was BLUE! MIL wouldn't let us throw it away. She wanted to keep it...for God knows what reason. Knowing my MIL it's probably still there.
@@nelliemelba4967 I wouldn't touch anything that old, right into the bin, unopened. I have dated stuff often like confectionery or drinks, but only a little past its date not 10 years.
It's too bad there was no way of knowing 7 years ago (or whenever the expired foods videos started, the one I found was 2013) that this channel/format would still be going all these years later. I would have definitely set aside some food.
@@EddieGooch What? Did I imply something I didn't mean to? I just meant they kind of look like jewelry and could be on a necklace or something. But that's probably pretty stupid.
I just realised there's a great level of trust between Ashens and us viewers. Not many channels can do tasting videos without even showing the persons face!
@@Okurka. nah man. He does taste it! The reason why he doesn’t get poisoned is he rinses his mouth with vodka after, and never swallows whatever he’s tasting.
I have to imagine that all of the previous experiences have boosted his immune systems to superhuman levels making it impossible for him to get sick from _anything._
Ashens, I just had a stressful day at work at the hospital and am so glad that you uploaded this video that I can watch with my eyeballs and hear with my earholes.
I remember that once, after PE lesson, thirsty as hell I opened a bottle of an isotonic and drank almost all at once. Nothing seemed wrong until that strange aftertaste came to play. Then I realized, that at the bottom of the bottle there was similar kind of a white, gooey "alien". The bottle must've been invisibly damaged somehow in the shop. I have never felt worse psychically in my entire life, I swear, I wish I didn't know. Luckily, there was no severe food poisoning afterwards, but the trauma is still alive ...
@@maddy02_ im not sure it would work, stu is a very on the ball fast paced comedy bloke but atomic shrimp is a very slow meandering very granddad vibes sort of guy so im not sure their styles would mesh well, especially with the totally different interests
@@captaingastronomicon8974 Atomic Shrimp does a lot of comedy too, and quite well (though it is scripted). Maybe the Ashens video could be scam product Tat from Wish, and the Shrimp video could be Poundland vs. Homemade £10 four course meals.
Hearing "2010" in one of Ashens' super old food videos makes me feel extremely old. Also it's very rare that these videos make me feel genuinely a bit ill but this did and so did the olives
It's even more funny cause you can watch his videos from 10 years ago, on the same brown couch, and at that time, that drink would have still been perfectly drinkable and within date.
@@SirHilaryManfat What you just said is so ignorant you actually made me cringe. I was just pointing out the general publics reaction to the COVID-19 vaccines. If you go to twitter, or the news, or just talk to people, most of them say they will still get it even if they get serious side effects. It's a cult.
Every time I start watching one of these out of date food videos, I just start off by saying “don’t you dare put that near your mouth, Stu.” And yet, he always, indeed, puts it near his mouth.
My haters throw rocks at me and it hurts. I hope they don't throw The Rock at me because I like him as an actor. GAGAGAGAGA!!! I am funny!!! For more amazing jokes you have to visit my YT site, dear sky
I currently have a ten year old bagged pickle in my fridge I bought in New Hampshire because I'd never seen anyone sell an individual pickle in a bag before. It was too hilarious not to buy.
Normal person: "Dear lord! The bottle's caved in. Take this to the car wash and chuck it in the dumpster." Stuart: "Bet I can get 9 minutes material out of this."
Out of all my years of following Ashens and watching him eat and drink terrible, awful out of date garbage, Billy was the first thing to actually make me gag. Good job, Billy.
Appearance wise, it definitely looks more vile than most. I mean, it shouldn't be clouding at the bottom, and "Billy" definitely shouldn't be there. However, taste wise, I'd say that shrink-wrapped Century Egg he tried tasted so bad that nothing on his channel will ever surpass it, and as for expired stuff, the worst things he's tried as far as I can recall are the 50-year-old Instant Root Mash and the 30-year-Old Diet Coke. Considering that this merely tastes of Bitter Lemon and Bleach, it definitely doesn't come anywhere close to them.
The ridiculously old food looked more vile, but whatever horrible disease had infested those products had probably also gone through its entire life cycle before he opened the packages. Whereas Billy was still clearly in its prime.
It's technically possible than when Dr. Ashen first started uploading his sofa reviews to the internet, the lemon tree to which this owes it's origin wasn't even a seed.
@Patryk KARPINSKI I believe they are owned by the same company as Lidl, which is a more premium chain in Poland. In Germany though they are the oposite - Lidl is the budget brand while Kaufland is more premium.
You're correct with that the brand is from Germany! (They do sell in other countries as well.) It's the cheap household brand from Kaufland. They're also still around with somewhat fresher supplies. Most are only a couple days expired!
Citrus sodas use brominated vegetable oil (at least in the US) as a stabilizer to prevent separation of citrus oils from the soda. It looks like most of the citrus components have separated out of the soda.
it looks like glycerol ester of wood rosin or locust bean gum is used in Europe/Germany as BVO is banned for use there lol. But citrus components will separate over time.
It looks like the 'Mother' mould that forms in opened wine, which turns it into vinegar. In that, it forms acetic acid, whilst this is based on citric acid. I've found similar in an old 'Jif' lemon that I found in a kitchen cupboard.
It's weird to think that, even being 10 years out of date, this bottle of Bitter Lemon probably didn't even exist when you first uploaded a video to your channel.
I’ve watched a lot of ashens’ food videos, but this is the only one that genuinely disgusted me. I don’t think I’ve ever felt more sick just from a visual before than I have with this
Billy is the first thing I have seen on your channel that made my stomach do somersaults at the mere thought of that being anywhere within 5000 miles of me. I'm glad I ate dinner before watching this. I should just buy some random thing and keep it in storage for a few years past the use by so I could send it your way. Or I could just send you something that is in date and by the time you get around to it, it's already expired. You know, I think I have just the thing!
DUDE I use to watch this guy back in 2009-2010!!! I act believe he is still here I remember coming home on lunch break after English glass and binge watching his videos until 12:45 when I had to head back to class!
@@JRWeezy84 _noooooooo you can't say that! how can governments force compliance if it becomes a well-known fact that only a tiny minority of people who get the coof will die from it? how can the fearmongering continue if everyone knows it's just another flu?_
Judging by the presence of Billy, thishas probably turned into some variation of vinegar. Because that is almost precisely how vinegar is made, by a bacterial colony floating atop some wine.
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Of all the egregiously expired things Ashens had put in his mouth on camera, the sheer possibility of some pieces of the mysterious being called Billy swimming in that glass made me shiver.
I had to look away, felt nauseous to the verge of vomit...
Billy is probably the megalopolis of a bacterial country.
Yeah, me too. I could take the century old bottle of olives, or decades old tinned chicken or whatever it was. This mysterious floating offense, though, tops them all for me. Probably doesn't help I'm trying to eat porridge at the same time as watching.
thank god im not alone on this lmao
It's the 'Jeff Particles' you need to be really careful of...
I think "50 year old ox tongue" is still the most disgusting. I've watched all the ashens expired food videos including this without any reaction but laughter. But that ox tongue... I genuinely had to keep pausing and actually felt like throwing up.
This is the the only Channel that hasn't dropped in quality after a decade, this man is consistent and that couch is legendary.
He shot all his videos 10 years ago and slowly releases them.
I mean its pretty hard to drop in quality when your A material is drinking and eating things that are disgusting
@@harveysmallwood729 trust me you can
The LA Beast is still faithful to his OG stuff. I might even say his channel is better now.
Redlettermedia has been around 10 years and their content is better than ever, same with rhett and link and many others, dont make generalised terms just to hopefully get noticed by the youtuber, its pathetic
I think that bottle might contain an ecosystem from another plane of existence. Possibly hell.
I think so too, should have sent it to sentence can anyone explain what that specimen was at the top of the bottle? Looks like a new lifeform formed out the lemon aid
*probably... Probably Hell
@@Xighor Probably just some sort of biofilm / bacterial colony
*Rip and tear!*
I shall call it Lemonus Bitterinus
imagine Stuart going to the doctor for a stomach issue and they ask him to list what he's eaten for the past several days "umm...I had meatloaf, then I went to mcdonalds, and oh there was the decade old bitter lemon...'
There was a big mac, Sunday roast, Billy, spaghetti..
Doctor: Hold up, go back..
And all of the cheese.
Chubbyemu: it's free real estate!
@@D00dlebugInc Billy?
Only 10 years out of date? You're slacking off, Ashens.
yeah wtf Pokemon MD: Sky was already released at that point, thats too recent smh
@Disobedient Nomead send.
*Steve1989MREInfo has entered the chat*
@Disobedient Nomead You sure? If its been opened it could just be the tin and its contents just have been refilled over the years from bags of other chocolate powder mixes.
@@GrumpyIan "Oh this smells rancid... I'm not going to try that... oh, I'll try a bit" *takes a tiny bite* "Hey, it might actually be ok... wait no... yeah it's rancid" *takes an even bigger bite*
As disgusting as a lot of the expired foods you've had were, nothing ever came as close to making me actually gag as imagining the texture of "Billy". You're a brave man, and also a lunatic.
Billy might be the worst thing that's ever been on this channel, the only things that come close in my opinion are the century egg and Bobby Davro from the front of Paul Gannon's Look-In magazine.
@@TheHutchy01 the chicken in a can also comes to mind, horrendous
What about the chocolate that genuinely made him scream in shock and horror?
Billy makes me anxious and afraid. The texture in my imagination is so horrendous
Despite all of the squigly things he's eaten over the years, this is the first that made me whisper darkly, "No, Ashens, don't do it."
Then it turns out it's one of the most pleasant things he's had, out of date wise.
How can you tell he eats/drinks those things? we can't see his face and him chewing or putting anything into his mouth. That's why maybe he hides his face? those can be pretty much fully fake chewing sounds
@@jaishreemedia7839 He had a little pot that he spit bad Jelly Beans into in one of his videos. So there's that.
Omg same
@@hallowvenixya9215 mash it with hands theres that
You could probably reverse engineer a cure for every disease on earth using Ashens' immune system.
new ashens movie idea
It never ceases to baffle me how Ashens is so willing to risk getting some horrible disease just to find out what old food tastes like for our amusement. You absolute mad lad.
He keeps bottom-shelf Tesco vodka around to wash his mouth out. I think that might be part of it.
Or he's just bonkers.
@@benanderson89
It’s both most likely.
and it's always the exact same obvious result lol
This is how coronavirus was made.
@@cake8211 nah I think that stuff might just cure it. Its so rancid the corana virus will run away.
I think this may have some of the best Ashens lines from the past wee while
"Shake the bottle, wake the botulism"
"Its probably pestilence"
*calling the satanic growth "Billy"*
when life gives you lemons, save it for 10 years to ship it to Ashens for a video
🥳
Fuckin great
30 year old diet Coke that looks alright and still has fizz: *Nearly kills Ashens while the camera rolls*.
Bitter lemon that's rotten to the point of sentience: Still tastes like lemon.
Lost it
I mean... It wasn't diet bitter lemon. Sugar is technically a preservative though I'm not sure there was enough of it in there to really make a difference.
"You probably guessed it was a drink by the bottle."
I mean, I was thinking you might've finally gone off the deep end and it was just motor oil for all I knew with that bottle's sight.
from the thumb nail i thought it was a bottle of piss til i read the tittle
Dam I thought it was a dog video 🤣✌🏼
i had a can of 25 year old beer. i kept it as the can was printed wrong but i opened it and it tasted fine only drunk half of it just to be safe.
It looks like pretty old motor oil mixed with a lot of water.
Stuart literally just drank primordial soup and now a whole new form of life will be born out of his digestive system
Just like that guy in Annihilation 😂
Only 10 years old? That's straight from the factory by his usual standards
its a plastic bottle, its not very good at keeping stuff preserved, it leaks air out and potentially other stuff in. Can even leak water out slowly. If this was in glass it would probably be in a better condition.
Steve1989 standards also
Back in the 90s, in my MIL' s house we discovered some Bitter Lemon in the back of a cupboard with some other dubious drinks. The Bitter Lemon was in a glass R Whites bottle, circa 1976, and it was BLUE! MIL wouldn't let us throw it away. She wanted to keep it...for God knows what reason. Knowing my MIL it's probably still there.
@@nelliemelba4967 I wouldn't touch anything that old, right into the bin, unopened. I have dated stuff often like confectionery or drinks, but only a little past its date not 10 years.
The last gallifreyan...
Ashens shakes the bottle and becomes the only man in history to single handedly destroy an entire ecosystem.
Do people purposely keep random stuff for years until it’s rotten just so they can send it to ashens?
Yes
Probably
I have a bottle of sputnik beer that's been seven years sittin there but imma wait a bit more to send It 😎
hhhmmm...
Wonder if that can of sardines from 1944 is ripe enough yet...
It's too bad there was no way of knowing 7 years ago (or whenever the expired foods videos started, the one I found was 2013) that this channel/format would still be going all these years later. I would have definitely set aside some food.
To the patron called "Antonio Stella Bottom Tile": bravo sir.
*Drink has a clump of literal mold growing on top*
Ashens: Let's drink some! Whats the worst that could happen?
*Mimics to drink it.*
and that's how Penicillin was discovered
I...dont think that was mold. It appeared to be some sort of organism growing there.
@@secondpath5148 Mold is an organism, but yeah it looks like some sort of mollusc.
@@secondpath5148 That’s definitely a fungal colony - likely on a lipid raft. Looks a bit like aspergillus to me. I’ve seen similar in my lab
I'm constantly impressed by how you manage to remain entertaining despite knowing what the hell you're about to do to yourself.
Ashens about tamarind stuff: Disgusting
Ashens about rotten bitter lemon: uuuh yeah...another sip please
Tamarind is so nice, waiii?
😢
@@nozoto I like it too. But to be honest, the inside looks like poop.
@@EddieGooch I have this strange compulsion to save the shiny seeds for... something.
@@Swiftbow Oh, I tried "doing it". The result were as expected 😉
@@EddieGooch What? Did I imply something I didn't mean to? I just meant they kind of look like jewelry and could be on a necklace or something. But that's probably pretty stupid.
"pisstake" wasn't meant to be taken literally, Stuart.
When I heard it was ten years old, my mind immediately jumped to it being from the mid 90s, then I realised... We're old.
Man, I remember looking at the clock during New Years of 2010 like it was yesterday.
I remember being given some free Looney Tunes merchandise at ASDA in celebration of the new millennium. 20 years later, I feel ancient.
Yeh I was born in 91 the 2020s have confused me 🤣
@@DARKINBLADE. Same
10 years ago is 1986
I just realised there's a great level of trust between Ashens and us viewers. Not many channels can do tasting videos without even showing the persons face!
Oh they have go and watch Barshens Jelly Bar or the hot dog video with Barry Lewis for nightmares.
I've got an un-opened 13 year old apple sauce if you want it... I might also have some 80 year old plums, but I'd want the Jar back.
Don't worry, if you send him the apple sauce you can get that Jar Jar Binks lollipop thingy
I'd contact him via Twitter if I were you
I love how Stuart has a set of glasses specifically for drinking poison.
Stu appears to have a full kitchen set dedicated just to poison.
Oh lord i just got to the part where shook it, i am clenching in fear of what’s to come after. Please Ashens, don’t hospitalize yourself for views.
Don't worry; there's a reason you never see him drink or eat expired food on cam.
Don't worry, he's eaten far worse.
@@Okurka. nah man. He does taste it! The reason why he doesn’t get poisoned is he rinses his mouth with vodka after, and never swallows whatever he’s tasting.
@@maxx_2245 That exclamation mark convinced me...
I have to imagine that all of the previous experiences have boosted his immune systems to superhuman levels making it impossible for him to get sick from _anything._
You know I was here thinking, wow this is from the year 2000. Then I realized, oh 2010 was 10 years ago.
WTF
Sometimes I have to remind myself that he must of survived whatever horrible thing he ingested to upload the video.
I’m not convinced
You don't know how many other Ashens he has in stock! He might keel over after each video, and a fresh one comes out of its pod.
He left instructions for Billy.
@@baltasarjimenez2091 so that's why his account name is plural
This is all found footage, Blair Witch style.
"I'm going to try-"
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE DONT.
Ashens, I just had a stressful day at work at the hospital and am so glad that you uploaded this video that I can watch with my eyeballs and hear with my earholes.
I remember that once, after PE lesson, thirsty as hell I opened a bottle of an isotonic and drank almost all at once. Nothing seemed wrong until that strange aftertaste came to play. Then I realized, that at the bottom of the bottle there was similar kind of a white, gooey "alien". The bottle must've been invisibly damaged somehow in the shop. I have never felt worse psychically in my entire life, I swear, I wish I didn't know. Luckily, there was no severe food poisoning afterwards, but the trauma is still alive ...
It's sad to think this was the last thing he did before Billy strangled him
Billy didn’t strangle him, Billy’s offspring are reproducing well inside his insides.
Later, we reenact that scene from Dreamcatcher.
@@ncot_tech not the scene from Alien?
And took his soul
I thought this was one of Atomic Shrimp's little ecosystems.
Love for them to do a partnership together.
Yeah love to see a collab!
Love me some Atomic Shrimp, especially 'Weird Stuff in a Can'
@@maddy02_ im not sure it would work, stu is a very on the ball fast paced comedy bloke but atomic shrimp is a very slow meandering very granddad vibes sort of guy so im not sure their styles would mesh well, especially with the totally different interests
@@captaingastronomicon8974 Atomic Shrimp does a lot of comedy too, and quite well (though it is scripted). Maybe the Ashens video could be scam product Tat from Wish, and the Shrimp video could be Poundland vs. Homemade £10 four course meals.
“It’s like somebody hasn’t cleaned the goldfish out in a while”
Why would you clean out the gold fish
Poor poor gold fish
Kaufland Klassiker
@@flurp5245 To turn it into a silverfish, of course
still not as bad as bong water
You quoted something he said in the video. Thanks for that!
Hearing "2010" in one of Ashens' super old food videos makes me feel extremely old. Also it's very rare that these videos make me feel genuinely a bit ill but this did and so did the olives
It's even more funny cause you can watch his videos from 10 years ago, on the same brown couch, and at that time, that drink would have still been perfectly drinkable and within date.
General public - "I'm worried about taking the Covid vaccine, as I don't know what's in it"
Ashens:- "hold my 10 year old Bitter Lemon Drink".
Who knows maybe Billy is actually the cure for covid 😂
People still eat hot dogs without knowing all the ingredients.
more like 'I'll take the vaccine and I don't care whats in it'.
@@bitterlemonboy Uh oh. Tinfoil hatter alert!
@@SirHilaryManfat What you just said is so ignorant you actually made me cringe. I was just pointing out the general publics reaction to the COVID-19 vaccines. If you go to twitter, or the news, or just talk to people, most of them say they will still get it even if they get serious side effects. It's a cult.
I'm genuinely surprised we haven't had an Ashens and Chubbyemu crossover yet
"SA is a 48 year old man..."
I think he's trying to induce vomiting to purge all the advent calendar cheese
It'll be easier to get it all that cheese to go through the mouth, that's for sure.
Every time I start watching one of these out of date food videos, I just start off by saying “don’t you dare put that near your mouth, Stu.” And yet, he always, indeed, puts it near his mouth.
Of all the out of date food tastes you have done, for some reason, this is the one that made me physically recoil
I'm sad he didn't take out Billy and his sentient flesh-mist comrades out for closer inspection
and that is how humanity gets wiped out
"Ashens is going to do something unsafe" Never clicked faster notification squad
My haters throw rocks at me and it hurts. I hope they don't throw The Rock at me because I like him as an actor. GAGAGAGAGA!!! I am funny!!! For more amazing jokes you have to visit my YT site, dear sky
@@AxxLAfriku you are lying. You are not funny.
@@AxxLAfriku This thought process scares me.
@@PlatoonGoon What’s more scary is that he has over 2 million views on his videos. People are actually watching him.
Looks like what came out of me when my kidneys failed and I had to be catheterized.
So the one time it actually looks like the contents of a catheter bag, he doesn't make that comparison.
I think this is the first "Ashens makes terrible decisions about food" video that has made me genuinely ill.
It was the ox tongue for me 🤢 or maybe the whole chicken in a can 🤮
@Just to watch stuff so gross xD I’ve only seen it once 😂
@@Scemoth Urgh the whole chicken in a can one genuinely grossed me out
I currently have a ten year old bagged pickle in my fridge I bought in New Hampshire because I'd never seen anyone sell an individual pickle in a bag before. It was too hilarious not to buy.
send it!
Ashens' original bitter lemon video was made closer in time to when this drink went off than to today when this video was released
Normal person:
"Dear lord! The bottle's caved in. Take this to the car wash and chuck it in the dumpster."
Stuart:
"Bet I can get 9 minutes material out of this."
Why the car wash?
Pretty sure Ashens has developed a resistance to all ailments
that is actually possible when it comes to bacteria
Every time Ashens uploads I get happy, not because this shit is quality, but because it means what he's consumed hasn't killed him yet.
Nice bit of homunculus action going on in there 😂
Ewwww chiken semen eggs :(
Out of all my years of following Ashens and watching him eat and drink terrible, awful out of date garbage, Billy was the first thing to actually make me gag. Good job, Billy.
I think Stuart might have a bitter taste and a trip to the stomach pump after this one
probably downed an entire bottle of alcohol after that.
"What should we mix this with?" Probably antidote, I'd say.
i’m convinced covid-19 started from the rank food ashens eats for our entertainment
More like Covid 20
I'm going to assume its that Chicken in a can he opened..
But I don't think he's ever been to Wuhan
@@Mr72Dolphins nearly Covid 21
I have never yelled at an Ashens video until today. My entire body was screaming at you not to drink that like I was watching a horror movie
That's straight up a homunculus from those russian cryptid videos
Unbelievably, this is the SECOND time Ashens has opened a drink that inexplicably had what appeared to be sea life growing in it.
This may be the most vile thing you've ever consumed, and that's quite a list to choose from.
Appearance wise, it definitely looks more vile than most. I mean, it shouldn't be clouding at the bottom, and "Billy" definitely shouldn't be there.
However, taste wise, I'd say that shrink-wrapped Century Egg he tried tasted so bad that nothing on his channel will ever surpass it, and as for expired stuff, the worst things he's tried as far as I can recall are the 50-year-old Instant Root Mash and the 30-year-Old Diet Coke. Considering that this merely tastes of Bitter Lemon and Bleach, it definitely doesn't come anywhere close to them.
The 40 year old ox tongue complete with tastebuds tops it for me
@@Hijiri_MIRACHION I think the expired Cresta is the most violent reaction he's had to an expired foodstuff. That was not good.
@@KurosakiYukigo that and the century eggs
The ridiculously old food looked more vile, but whatever horrible disease had infested those products had probably also gone through its entire life cycle before he opened the packages.
Whereas Billy was still clearly in its prime.
It's technically possible than when Dr. Ashen first started uploading his sofa reviews to the internet, the lemon tree to which this owes it's origin wasn't even a seed.
It's from the chain called "Kaufland" (Buyland). They have a dispute over pricing with Schweppes and don't sell their products btw.
@Patryk KARPINSKI I believe they are owned by the same company as Lidl, which is a more premium chain in Poland. In Germany though they are the oposite - Lidl is the budget brand while Kaufland is more premium.
Wow I didn't know there were Kaufland stores in Poland. The more you know
Kauflands are very nice in Romania. Good prices and modern.
@Patryk KARPINSKI Kaufland in Erlangen (Germany) is fantastic
Kaufland is my employer.
"It's like a lava lamp, except probably even worse for you to drink"
*CHUBBYEMU HAS ENTERED THE CHAT*
I'm only three and a half minutes in but I'm dead certain that's piss.
See a doctor.
@Gmayor61 Hello, my kin.
he’s as immortal as the queen,waiting for ashen to eat a habenero on video
SteveMRE : "Nice, squeak"
“Let’s get this out into a glass, nice”
Scrolled down just to find this, thank you
M'kay
"It's a drink, it wont put me off my food" I so foolishly told myself
As Ashens shuffled and flipped the bottle about, so too did my stomach.
I love your food related videos! That lump of concentrated death was really scary.
The look of horror on my face that I have maintained this entire video may never leave.
You're correct with that the brand is from Germany! (They do sell in other countries as well.) It's the cheap household brand from Kaufland. They're also still around with somewhat fresher supplies. Most are only a couple days expired!
Wild that it was 2010 ten years ago and not 1990
Heck yeah! Ashens is back tasting to old food!
I literally said 'Ohh Stuart, don't drink that' as I saw the thumbnail and clicked on this video..
I need "put Billy back in his eternal prison" printed on a shirt thanks
Stuart is now dead.
The cheese almost did it, this drink did do it.
Stuart's been dead for years now, this is just his ghost
The trick is, he prerecorded over 1000 videos and these are being uploaded after the fact.
That wasn’t the bottle squeaking it was Billy’s reaction to receiving his 30 seconds to vacate notice.
Ashen's food poisoning Extravaganza is my favorite series of RUclips videos.
Yknow sometimes when I watch Ashens drink/eat what is effectively poison, I remember this man has a doctorate. He is a doctor.
Citrus sodas use brominated vegetable oil (at least in the US) as a stabilizer to prevent separation of citrus oils from the soda. It looks like most of the citrus components have separated out of the soda.
it looks like glycerol ester of wood rosin or locust bean gum is used in Europe/Germany as BVO is banned for use there lol. But citrus components will separate over time.
It looks like the 'Mother' mould that forms in opened wine, which turns it into vinegar. In that, it forms acetic acid, whilst this is based on citric acid. I've found similar in an old 'Jif' lemon that I found in a kitchen cupboard.
@@agentofashcroft BVO is banned in the whole Europe.
@@StefanEdek - I think that there were health concerns, possibly that it causes serious nerve damage in large amounts, due to the element Bromine.
It's weird to think that, even being 10 years out of date, this bottle of Bitter Lemon probably didn't even exist when you first uploaded a video to your channel.
I'm yelling "strain it" at the top of my voice! I'm betting the cleaner taste is Lemon Pledge.
I’ve watched a lot of ashens’ food videos, but this is the only one that genuinely disgusted me. I don’t think I’ve ever felt more sick just from a visual before than I have with this
FFS ashens it's 1:42am and I have work at 4am but your worth it
Sucks to be you it’s only 8:00 pm here
@Paul Yoxall i know dude it was all in good fun. Haha.
*you're
Should've stayed in school so you could have a job with decent hours.
@@Okurka. *could of had
@@immortalsector Not sure if trolling or really that stupid.
Wow, a real Ashens video! That's been many years!
I yelled out loud "ASHENS NO" when I saw the stuff growing in it
@Ryoko Asakura boy aren't you just a ray of sunshine
Billy is the first thing I have seen on your channel that made my stomach do somersaults at the mere thought of that being anywhere within 5000 miles of me. I'm glad I ate dinner before watching this. I should just buy some random thing and keep it in storage for a few years past the use by so I could send it your way. Or I could just send you something that is in date and by the time you get around to it, it's already expired. You know, I think I have just the thing!
At this point stuart must have the best immune system in the world
He is immortal at this point
“Mum, I think that bloke Ashen on RUclips has poisoned himself again, and I am quite sure his dead this time” lol.
Tmw when the expired drink probably became its own mini ecosystem.
DUDE I use to watch this guy back in 2009-2010!!! I act believe he is still here I remember coming home on lunch break after English glass and binge watching his videos until 12:45 when I had to head back to class!
Ashens: (opens the bottle)
Billy: 'NNNNnnnnnnoooooooooo...!!!
I’ve really enjoyed this channel and Ashens other content over the years. RIP Stuart. You were willing to die for your art.
At this point Ashen’s DNA can be used as a vaccine against COVID, a reliable one at that.
"I'm a reliable COVID vaccine!"
"A most excellent vaccine."
Theres 99.7 percent chance of survival so wont take much...
I feel quite the opposite and that contact with Ashens' genetic make up would be catastrophically fatal for most people.
@@JRWeezy84
_noooooooo you can't say that! how can governments force compliance if it becomes a well-known fact that only a tiny minority of people who get the coof will die from it? how can the fearmongering continue if everyone knows it's just another flu?_
I'm not his doctor so I'm enjoying seeing Ashens get back to his roots.
Ashens, do we need to schedule an intervention? You're turning into Dinosaur Dracula.
Perhaps this was an alien artifact, cleverly disguised as a bottle of kaufland classic bitter lemon
I am a simple woman, I see Ashens tasting something expired, I click
Hi
Remember do drugs
there good for you
woman online?? not real
A bottle of primordial soup. There's probably new lifeforms evolving in there.
The result of too much advent cheese
Judging by the presence of Billy, thishas probably turned into some variation of vinegar. Because that is almost precisely how vinegar is made, by a bacterial colony floating atop some wine.