Same. I think he underestimates the loyalty of his fanbase. Once you have seen the sofa, you will never escape. I mean it makes sense if you think about it... he's not a channel that panders to children, so there's nothing to outgrow, and he's never made some controversial format change or life decision to alienate his existing fanbase.
Nokris O ffffffffffffcccvvxxxcvv. CBC can Cxxx xccvcccffddffvcfcccfvfxcxf. Lol I was holding my phone I looked back and that’s what was typed out thought I’d just leave this comment here
Fun fact for the 0 of you who care: the original bag of crap video was the first Ashens video I ever saw. Thank you for continuing to put out great content 7 years later.
I thought it was as well but it’s like the little nougat things you get in the US around Easter. I have never seen it in a log form though it’s always been sliced in little disks.
I hate when someone enters my room and I'm watching ashens loudly chewing food on loudspeakers. Gives me a good perspective of what I'm doing with my short time on Earth.
That's what that shit Is? They always put it on curries and it ruins them. Never knew it was corriander as I don't have it myself. I can now actually say "no corriander please" this time instead of "can you not put on those leaves as dressing, thanks."
If I am ever feeling down, I always come to Ashens to cheer me up. Never fails to make me feel better that I am not having to eat/use the absolute garbage he opens up!
Ha wow, was literally just watching the old one earlier this evening (I thought, ‘wow 2013! That was a long time ago!) and if by magic, you post this. Marvellous! (Feeling super stinky sad this evening so I really appreciate your timing ... from one bag of crap to another... :) )
We used to have them ploughman’s lunches at work and surprisingly we really enjoyed them! Ashens your videos make my year every time you upload! Keep it up mate!
Random Hajile Ashen said that he loved the video game stuff, but they get significantly less views, so other videos need to subsidize them, so he is not doing too many of them. oh Snatcher-man.
You know Iv been watching this channel on and off for a couple of years now and I still to this day will die of laughter at the sharpest knife in the world video!
I thought you guys had nougat, he keeps calling it nugget and I love it🤣
4 года назад+1
Tis a very British thing, that pronunciation! I didn't realise in the USA it usually gets pronounced 'noogat'. They're posh in places like Australia and New Zealand though, they actually pronounce it properly - 'nooogarrr'! Decadent! 😂
Holy hell, I haven't seen the ninja handbook in years. I was once given a copy as a gift over the holidays, and it was surprisingly quite entertaining. lol
I still find them deep in our backstock room at work, dusty and forgotten, slipped through the cracks when doing markdown sweeps. It's kind of sad really.
Probably because tamarind doesn't sell very well over here (not a flavour that we appreciate, apparently), so the resultant overstock ends up in grab-bag type things like the Bag of Crap.
@@scientificbrony : See, they laughed at me when I revealed this truth years ago, but now I have proof. Someone said it on a comment section on the internet, so it must be true! This is how that works, isn't it?
4:20 this is what tamarind candy is like. It starts out as one of the finest candies you've ever had and very quickly becomes something you'd imagine a urinal puck would taste of.
I remember the original bag of crap. I've been here a while.
I too remember the first bag of crap, and the weird tamarin drink that ashens "loved"
I do too. Lol
Same. I think he underestimates the loyalty of his fanbase. Once you have seen the sofa, you will never escape. I mean it makes sense if you think about it... he's not a channel that panders to children, so there's nothing to outgrow, and he's never made some controversial format change or life decision to alienate his existing fanbase.
My dude, WE are the OLD crowed.
You deserve this medal (O)
Now you know you have done something with your life when you die.
It's 500 kip from Laos if no-one's answered the mystery of the note. It's worth about 5p
It work like 0.009 p
Jubilee more like 4.4p
Nokris O ffffffffffffcccvvxxxcvv. CBC can Cxxx xccvcccffddffvcfcccfvfxcxf. Lol I was holding my phone I looked back and that’s what was typed out thought I’d just leave this comment here
@@j8ycie thanks.
I love pickled ginger in yogurt
That ploughman's lunch had the 3 saddest onions I've ever seen.
Many onions have layers, Shrek made sure to teach me that, but those onions just seemed to have depression
@@bdl2157 and once you reach the bottom layer you commit suicide
@@aborted4196 Nice.
They went in the Sad Onion collection, for sure
(I thought they looked a bit wild, myself)
0-3 sad onions
Fun fact for the 0 of you who care: the original bag of crap video was the first Ashens video I ever saw. Thank you for continuing to put out great content 7 years later.
10 year anniversary
I care lol. My first video was the WPad review. My second one was the bootleg toy story toys.
@@Sheikh_Spearemine was a POPstation video. I was 10 at the time.
I don't care but I care 😘
@@Sheikh_Speareomg the toy story one
Good thing they made Ashens censor crap, otherwise I might have to cry myself to sleep tonight.
Im still gonna but for unrelated reasons.
Oh no, you didn’t censor it! My virgin eyes!
More like Barley Lewis's kitchen
bag of crip?
bag of crep?
bag of crop?
bag of crup?
@@kruleworld It was probably cryp.
Yes, it saves me from having to cry to RUclips about how offended I am at letters arranged in a specific order.
"I'll let you off with a wounding rather than a direct murder." is the quote of the year.
The money is a 500 kip note from Laos
6 US cents or so?
It's not a good sign when the pictures on the money are just people doing intense manual labor.
worth about 6 cents US, 5 pence British from what I gather if Google currency conversion is to be trusted.
nah man its a note from the Georgian Soviet Socialist Republic
how much is that worth in euro or pounds
By the thumbnail, I thought the nougat was a mouldy fajita.
I'm honestly a bit disappointed...
I just thought he'd found a burrito in Poundland.
I thought it was a microwave burrito
I thought it was as well but it’s like the little nougat things you get in the US around Easter. I have never seen it in a log form though it’s always been sliced in little disks.
@@HippieMagic
You tend to see the bars in seaside shops and other purveyors of (not-so)cheap-and-(not-so) cheerful gubbins.
Me too
"nibble a bit off the end, then regret our lives" that is the true spirit of ashens, this is why i keep coming back
I hate when someone enters my room and I'm watching ashens loudly chewing food on loudspeakers. Gives me a good perspective of what I'm doing with my short time on Earth.
"Starscream, stop being crap!" is pretty accurate to what I remember from the show.
I'm so glad you're still using the same Technical Difficulties music after all these years
Anyone know what that music is called? I quite like it :D
@@grimTales1 It's called "Evening Martini" by Michael McGregor
Thank you! :)
It sounds like Sims 1 music.
Theodore Brown I’ve waited years for this. Thank you
Oh man, I remember my older sibling *pre-ordering* The Ninja Handbook back in the day. We loved the How to be Ninja series. Good times...
Dakota Edwards I remember watching so much of the ninja videos and thinking it was the peak of comedy in like 9th grade .
Ask A Ninja was one of the first youtube vids I binged back in the day!
I remember getting another internet tie in book called Real Ultimate Power by Robert Hamburger
Was it a RUclips series? I've been on RUclips since 2006 but maybe I missed that or just never watched it.
"This is awful and I hate everything."
Sums up Ashens' experiences on this channel pretty well actually.
No, it's quoting my review on 2020.
"it's stupid and wrong and I hate everything that has ever existed"
That's my favorite variation of that lmao
Cr*p
Whats that? Crip?
STEWART! ARE YOU INVOLVED WITH GANGS?!?!?!
OH GOD, OH GOD OH NO
Do you mean cryp?
@@firelefox5194 no he means the american gang "crips" or "crip"
B2k crip walking like thats whats up
Maybe he has a bag of crop
It's coriander (cilantro) that some people just taste as soap - not ginger. Interestingly, this is completely genetic.
OuroborosWorm Godspeed!
It tastes soapy to me, and the taste doesn't go away. It ruins meals for me!
That's what that shit Is? They always put it on curries and it ruins them. Never knew it was corriander as I don't have it myself. I can now actually say "no corriander please" this time instead of "can you not put on those leaves as dressing, thanks."
I am one of those unfortunate ones... lemon cilantro chicken tastes ONLY like lemon soap, it is rather over powering in any meal you put it in.
mmmmm sorry i live cilantro. evolve your taste budsss!
I genuinely read the title as 'Bag of Carp' for a moment and still was not surprised that ashens was making such a video.
You can't even get a bag of carp at a fair (UK for caravel) as it's classed as animal cruelty
“You certainly don’t remember... 7 years ago...bag of crap”
Oh I do. I remember.
Who could forget the thing that betrayed the Sicilian Mafia?
You lied to me, Stuart! I thought this was Bag of Crop, but you didn't review a single farm-grown item! Shame on you.
I thought it was the bag of Crip. I was expecting gang violence.
Get my internet point
Farm to couch
thought it was a bag of crep, expected French pancakes
Incoming Norfolk jokes
He had me at "Bag of Crap". I could listen to this guy talk 24/7. Plus the fact that he's absolutely hilarious doesn't hurt either! 😂
Megatron use to turn into a gun. That's not socially acceptable anymore. So now he transforms into a fidget spinner
And later dies in 2017
but why would an alien robot care about what humans think about him?
The internets
@@manusiabumi7673 its like asking Frieza to stop being racist to Saiyans or any other alien race.
That's also not socially acceptable anymore.
The Chairman Mao pocket watch pairs nicely with the Pol Pot Wallet and Stalin Sunnies.
Wearing a Hillary Mumu
@Jordan Spencer Thank Homer...
These are generic pocket watch, I have Fullmetal Alchemist ones.
Goes well with the Hitler codpiece.
@@cmdfarsight obviously extra-small?
The Bag of Crap reboot we never asked for.
If I recall correctly he was asked not to do it again by the producers of crap
Should've been done with an all female cast inexplicably.
But deserved.
"STaRScrEaM sTOP bEiNg C R A P"
finally someone else finds that funny
remember that one time megatron tried to replace starscream with a waifu robot? that shows what a crap megatron thinks starscream is.
Absolute decepticon moment
@@inspektor12 errrr she was some sort of robotic ninja chick....cause screamers as useless as that plymans snack pack.
@@inspektor12 "She's not so hot!"
"She's hot enough to replace you any time I choose!"
They saw your name in the order form and just knew they had to send you something expired to eat
And tamarind-flavoured, too!
If I am ever feeling down, I always come to Ashens to cheer me up. Never fails to make me feel better that I am not having to eat/use the absolute garbage he opens up!
9:35 that banknote is from Laos if anyone was curious
thank you
Thanks
So is it Chinese or Japanese?
@@edmanrapperu neither, Laos is a country in South East Asia above Thailand
@@danielbeaumont3679 So are they Chinese or Japanese?
How do I send ancient food to ashens? I got a zatarans red beans and rice thing from 1998 that he'd really appreciate
I think it says a lot that most of the fans here probably do remember the OG bag of crap, speaks volumes on the loyalty of this fan base brother!
Yeah im pretty sure ive watched since the original 🤣
they actually sent expired candy in the bag of crap. Truly living up to the name
I'm still waiting for chicken in a can part 2: electric boogaloo
Tongue
@@AgentTasmania " slightly gone off" tongue....
*gags *
We have so many meats and things in cans here in America, someone should send him a crate.
Chicken in a Can 2: Radioactive Boogaloo
Oh god. I watched that video when it was posted and I still get flashbacks.
I didn't think there could be a packaged "meal" shittier than lunchables but the packaged ploughman's lunch takes top prize.
Ask a ninja had one of the most catchy intros, back in the days...
And Renettos “hello there, youtube. This is weneddows”
Tim E ikr! I am ninja, you are ninja, we are ninja too... damn.i still remember the show
Anything with "Crispy baby" in the name I *probably* wouldn't eat.
Funny I'm the opposite. I live me some crispy babies, mmmmmmm.
@POWER PAINTING How embaressing, you made a typo. And you're rude.
@POWER PAINTING trying too hard man
@POWER PAINTING Such a beautiful use of the English language.
@POWER PAINTING lol sounds like you're trying to hit on me
Ha wow, was literally just watching the old one earlier this evening (I thought, ‘wow 2013! That was a long time ago!) and if by magic, you post this. Marvellous!
(Feeling super stinky sad this evening so I really appreciate your timing ... from one bag of crap to another... :) )
hope things will get better for you
same bags of crap need to band together to put down the tyrany of the inflateable crowns
Why be sad when you can play with a cheap LED toy, eat out of date candy and learn how to be a ninja :)
🙀
Any cartoon by David Firth may help.
"That is from poundland, I recognise it"
Not sure if that is a bad or a good thing.
Oh man, I remember Ask a Ninja. I think it's the sort of strange, "early"-youtube humor Stuart would like.
Ask a Ninja old stuff is still funny today. To this day I believe every actor that dies in a movie should die in real life.
I'm pretty certain I just discovered an alternative universe where Big Clive did not become an electronics guy.
I find it amazing how a random guy that reviews random crap on a old couch has over a million subs lol all the power to ya lol always entertaining
"Star scream stop being... crap!" hahaha 😂😂🤣
The fact that you had to sensor the word crap in the title is deeply sadening.
*censor
*&%nsor
Very sadening. I hate it when I have to apply sensors to my words.
He actually edited the video not the title.. It was originally a review of a bag of wheat, Hence bag of crop.
Google algorithms are a b*@&h
Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Pickle and Ginger.
man the fact that it’s been 7 years makes me uncomfortable
It's okay, we've made good use of those seven years by watching Ashens videos
I've been watching ashens since I was 13 and im 19 now. :l
“An evilized baby deer sniffs for innocence.” 😂 I’ve been crying for 10 minutes now after that one.....
The nougat looked like that rancid prepacked Spanish omlette you reviewed if it was cartoonified
This is so very strange.
I re-watched the original "bag of crap" video yesterday afternoon just on a whim!
Simulation! Simulation!
I can’t believe Ashens said the C word...
Currencies?
Creamed corn?
crowdfunding?
Candle?
Chairman Mao!
The thought of Tuco from Breaking Bad making Chairman Mao 100 year anniversary commemorative pocket watches cracked me up.
I remember the Ploughman's Lunch review :)
The quality of this video is so good I can see specs of that one direction candy floss from ages ago.
Best thing about being awake all night is being able to catch ashens videos as soon as there up
It's 3 am in here so yeah I agree
they're*
What are you in?
sam crane *they’re
Just found your channel. Haven't laughed this hard in a VERY long time!
We used to have them ploughman’s lunches at work and surprisingly we really enjoyed them! Ashens your videos make my year every time you upload! Keep it up mate!
I tried one in a pub once...it wasn't unpleasant but it wasn't pleasant either.
You gotta be a ploughman freezing to death in a field full of sheep shit for the full experience. @@AlisonBryen
"Pack your bogs of crop, it's time to answer Stusurl Uttle and the Polybius Hoist."
9:47 That is a 500 Lao Kip Bill
Tell us where its from you fruity nougat!
From Laos. Duh
Worth approximately 6 cents in USD.
It’s not even worth a penny
@@Cellkist Is that Chinese or Japanese?
Your shiny nails and normal British voice make me happy.
Loved the return of the Ploughmans Lunch pack haha :D I like the Technichal Difficulties music too!
The Chairman Mao pocket watch made me absolutely lose it 😂
Richard Standish 🤔 Probably at the bottom of Stuart’s PO Box which is never empty.
The note at 9:36 is the Laotian Kip; that note is worth about 20p
why does the popping candy bag look like a fleshlight container it’s so pornographic looking lmao
Which isn't helped by the individual candy sachets looking a whole lot like condom wrappers
The real question is why are you so cute? You are just adorable...
jjhack3r haha thank youu
It’s marketed to use during sex.
I'm not going to ask what that is...
So you received a bag full of 2018 in 2019? That's impressive.
Nowhere near as impressive as if he'd received some 2020.
@@UnitSe7en Next time...
And one 2017 fidget spinner
well it is a bag full of crap after all
Ashens is the George Ramsay of Poundland 😂😂
The Scottish Footballer? 😂😂
.... Gordon?
I've never liked a video before...
"A MEGATRON FIDGET SPINNER!!"
*sound of a click on that there like button*
We are stuck in 2017
Idk what to do
I fuckin missed you ashens... Never ever change your format.
Can we get some more 10 reviews in 10 mins they’re the best
Mark Pallesch but can his heart handle it?
He could use the Mao Zedong pocket watch to time himself.
Yes please
They are draining his life, some say 5 years with every one
I haven’t watched u in so long !!! Used to be obsessed, forgot how funny u are. Watched u literally 7 years ago 😂😂😂
The bank note is The kip is the currency of Laos
It's worth about 5 pence. And it's been a stable currency.
Wow they already made it to paper money. We should watch this next Asian tiger
"Candy & Co England" ... Made in Turkey! 🤣
You should consider bringing back the "terrible games you probably never heard of" series.
It really was fun and i'm sure it wasn't that hard to make.
He won't do it because he made it into a book series he sells
Random Hajile
Ashen said that he loved the video game stuff, but they get significantly less views, so other videos need to subsidize them, so he is not doing too many of them. oh Snatcher-man.
And it was... It at least took a long time to make each episode.
I searched "crap" on RUclips and that's how I found your channel through the first bag of crap video.
Ashens if you don't know Tesco sale a frozen hotdog with onions, mustard and pickle for £1 just thought you would like to know 😂
@@Ulkreghz no he's not he's done the American style one the ones I'm on about are froze and Tesco own brand and worst 😂
@@LiquidSteven stop trying to kill him. Lol
"Ask A Ninja" was hilarious back in the day. One of the first channels I binge watched on RUclips.
When the video started with a fidget spinner in 2019 I knew this will be a good one.
You know Iv been watching this channel on and off for a couple of years now and I still to this day will die of laughter at the sharpest knife in the world video!
I have just rewatched the original Bag of Crap video this morning. Do love myself a coincidence
I think you're my favourite RUclipsr, I just don't understand why I enjoy sofa reviews so much. You're brilliant!
He must be kneeling or sitting in front of that sofa makes me laugh 😃
BAG OF CRAP HAS BEEN MY FAVORITE EPISODE FOR YEARS
I'm calm
Are you baby crispy calm?
I thought you guys had nougat, he keeps calling it nugget and I love it🤣
Tis a very British thing, that pronunciation! I didn't realise in the USA it usually gets pronounced 'noogat'.
They're posh in places like Australia and New Zealand though, they actually pronounce it properly - 'nooogarrr'!
Decadent! 😂
Holy hell, I haven't seen the ninja handbook in years. I was once given a copy as a gift over the holidays, and it was surprisingly quite entertaining. lol
It's still interesting how quickly fidget spinners vanished from the face of the earth.
Bit like loom bands
I still find them deep in our backstock room at work, dusty and forgotten, slipped through the cracks when doing markdown sweeps. It's kind of sad really.
I had Silly Bandz as the fad in my middle school, guess this was just the next generations version
Well I mean they were always completely useless, its not a hard prediction to assume they would vanish right from the start
Just as you took out the flashing reindeer it started snowing, talk about perfect timing lol
but why on earth is the popping passion logo so sexual lmaooo. naked silhouette of a lady, the kiss print?? lmao why!!
Because passion
more bag of crap videos please!! they’re my favourite and i can’t tell you how long i’ve been waiting for this 😂
As soon as the outro played i did the uuughuaaa sound but he said hello..
the most excellent 2024 Rewatch of Dr Ashens video catalogue
I’ve been watching you since I was 12 or 13 now I’m 19 I’m still watching 💯
I used to watch this like 2 years ago OMG the nostalgia 😂
That bank note looks Laos.
I like a ploughman's lunch and I like to watch the review of these ploughmans lunches because it makes me appreciate the actual thing more.
Top Ten Anime Resurrections
Stuart, you never fail to entertain . You sir a man of many talents
God I remember the original and then the ploughman's just brought it all back
that Ask a Ninja Handbook was hilarious. I loved it
Didn't the last one have a Tamarind drink? Do they always stock these things with something Tamarind related? XD
Yeah it had. No wonder its crap.
Probably because tamarind doesn't sell very well over here (not a flavour that we appreciate, apparently), so the resultant overstock ends up in grab-bag type things like the Bag of Crap.
The owners of bag of crap are getting paid off by big tamarind
@@scientificbrony : See, they laughed at me when I revealed this truth years ago, but now I have proof. Someone said it on a comment section on the internet, so it must be true! This is how that works, isn't it?
@@digitalboy80 I couldn't possibly lie on the internet, it's illegal
4:20 this is what tamarind candy is like. It starts out as one of the finest candies you've ever had and very quickly becomes something you'd imagine a urinal puck would taste of.
but I do remember the bag of crap review from millennia ago
Truly an amazing channel. Also explains where Americans get their stereotypes of us from 🤣🇬🇧
They knew about you! They even packed the out of date food just because they realised they have an order from THE Stuart Ashens!
Just want to share that this channel puts me to sleep since years ago.
Tis better than pills