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  • Опубликовано: 1 ноя 2021
  • Please Subscribe! The funniest moments between Tom Segura and Joe Rogan on episode 397 of YMH.
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  • @jpxgs
    @jpxgs 2 года назад +225

    ITS MY BDAY THANKS!

  • @Kpt.Krunch
    @Kpt.Krunch 2 года назад +684

    The videos of people learning English and fat shaming Bert across the world is honestly the best thing i've ever seen. Everybody sh*ts on their friends, but this battle has gone across multiple borders

    • @trypt1
      @trypt1 2 года назад +16

      The most diabolical weapon i've ever seen. Tom is pushing the envelope

    • @cleech74
      @cleech74 2 года назад +11

      @@trypt1 It really is some next level best-friend trolling. Hilarious, as well. YMH fans are ruthless, in that regard.

    • @keircampbell9374
      @keircampbell9374 2 года назад

      Bert’s gonna fuckin die that dudes so unhealthy on Xanax booze and burgers al fkn day.

    • @ryanlyle9201
      @ryanlyle9201 Год назад +2

      Then he one upped it by giving Bert a Hitler cup.

    • @ll7708
      @ll7708 Год назад

      "DOESN'T GO TO THE GYM"

  • @devindimartino6858
    @devindimartino6858 2 года назад +161

    Joe is like a completely different person when he’s not the host ! Loving the different dynamic…

  • @brutesRmine
    @brutesRmine 2 года назад +932

    Joe has an interesting dynamic when he's not the host, would love to see him guest on other podcasts nowadays.

    • @owenjohnson469
      @owenjohnson469 2 года назад +24

      I’ve always thought it was weird how few podcasts he does that aren’t his.

    • @biggiesmalls7939
      @biggiesmalls7939 2 года назад +41

      @Owen Johnson well think about it..... He has the biggest podcast to date. Why would he waste his time on any other platform if he has absolutely nothing to gain from it..... Not weird at all when you look at it objectively

    • @owenjohnson469
      @owenjohnson469 2 года назад +11

      @@biggiesmalls7939 I get what you’re saying. But he does roll with that same group of guys who all podcast. It’s just hard to believe he never makes an appearance to blow up their channel more since these are friends of his.

    • @biggiesmalls7939
      @biggiesmalls7939 2 года назад +44

      @@owenjohnson469 Joe going on other people's podcast doesn't blow up that podcast. What blows up a smaller podcast is that person going on Joe's podcast lol.

    • @HarryManback0
      @HarryManback0 2 года назад

      He's going to be on the YMH live show next week.

  • @beckjohnson6663
    @beckjohnson6663 2 года назад +106

    I love how Joe sits like a 4th grader in the principals office

  • @zoozercattacrezooz4646
    @zoozercattacrezooz4646 2 года назад +59

    When Joe does the laugh then sigh, and Christina cracks up makes me so effing happy
    4:30

    • @roryn8128
      @roryn8128 2 года назад +6

      I read this as it happened

    • @QoP..
      @QoP.. 2 года назад +3

      @@roryn8128 No need to believe it, but so did i... reading your comment freaked me out for a sec.

    • @rafaeldecarvalho1
      @rafaeldecarvalho1 2 года назад

      Fuck CT

    • @windmillin-in-the-dirt2489
      @windmillin-in-the-dirt2489 Год назад

      Me too………..what is happening

  • @acslater017
    @acslater017 Год назад +16

    “Ya momma shoulda swallowed dat nut”
    Possibly the funniest burn I’ve ever heard 😅

    • @christianrivera0712
      @christianrivera0712 Год назад +3

      Your daddy should’ve stuck around and raised you wasn’t a bad come back. I would’ve gotten df outta there quick too, tho 😂

    • @Tezwah
      @Tezwah 10 месяцев назад

      Ite a schoolyard burn, you are impressed easily.

  • @chrisdonovan5086
    @chrisdonovan5086 2 года назад +21

    What a time to take a dump at work

  • @giftedgonzo
    @giftedgonzo Год назад +8

    “She’s hungry, feed her.” -Joe Rogan

  • @timothyproulx4949
    @timothyproulx4949 10 месяцев назад +9

    The fact there is kids from other countries roasting burt is another level of comedic genuis 😂😂😂😂

  • @Obi-ThreeKenobi
    @Obi-ThreeKenobi 2 года назад +63

    I respect the chicken wing guy's hard line in the sand. We all have a hill to die on, and his was 13.5oz of chicken wings.

  • @edgelord6061
    @edgelord6061 2 года назад +53

    Lmao I didn’t know where the first sound bite was from until now

    • @MrKeagan9046
      @MrKeagan9046 2 года назад +7

      Its just like the gays

    • @StoneyBaloney69
      @StoneyBaloney69 2 года назад +2

      Same bro I'm laughing so hard now that I know where it's just like the gays is from

    • @BigpapamoneymanMVPtypebeat
      @BigpapamoneymanMVPtypebeat 2 года назад +3

      I thought you were talking about the Seinfeld “what’s with airplane peanuts” also a very famous , often referenced bit

    • @StoneyBaloney69
      @StoneyBaloney69 2 года назад +1

      @@BigpapamoneymanMVPtypebeat oh yes I didn't know what that was from either but I did recognize the voice as Seinfeld iys hard to mistake him for anyone else lol

    • @withcharlie6059
      @withcharlie6059 2 года назад

      Same 😆🤣

  • @RAMBUK1989
    @RAMBUK1989 2 года назад +107

    you are sick at keeping decent content coming each day. well done bro

    • @dEadERest
      @dEadERest Год назад

      it's a whole world
      ..of jokes

  • @JTU46
    @JTU46 2 года назад +3

    "Com.. Comedy Club!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @nickrnmaui
    @nickrnmaui 2 года назад +63

    I love the fact Tom says Joe told him to podcast and kicked him in the butt to start it with his funny wife. Really is some of the best stuff on the web. So funny. Cheers

  • @hallow6763
    @hallow6763 Год назад +9

    I wish I could be only one time in my life as happy as the guy who sees a nice train, im legit envious

    • @cesarsalad8632
      @cesarsalad8632 Год назад +1

      I feel so dead inside I cant fathom being that happy.

  • @Jarasi98
    @Jarasi98 2 года назад +25

    You’re probably the best comedy highlight channels on youtube right now bro, keep it up 🤝

  • @nickkiosk5513
    @nickkiosk5513 Год назад +5

    I love watching Toms face as Christina loses her shit laughing while making hella eye contact with Joe Hogan

  • @kennethn3179
    @kennethn3179 Год назад +5

    Tom is the best Japanese comic in the US

  • @maxmalagon5213
    @maxmalagon5213 Год назад +2

    That bert teaching segment was absolutely legendary.

  • @George-je5ez
    @George-je5ez 2 года назад +12

    Beautiful thanks for another gem

  • @cadens9986
    @cadens9986 Год назад +4

    They call train enthusiast “foamers” because they get so excited they foam at the mouth

    • @stevenfulcher7152
      @stevenfulcher7152 Год назад

      They do, the old timey word is ferroequinist, but i prefer trainophile because it sounds dirty.

  • @CloutHokage
    @CloutHokage 2 года назад +41

    Being from CT, everything Joe said was pretty true

    • @gimpystimpy5304
      @gimpystimpy5304 2 года назад +4

      everyone i’ve known has said that ct is depressing and i thought it was just the whole world, is it really just us?

    • @CloutHokage
      @CloutHokage 2 года назад +3

      @@gimpystimpy5304 its just us 😆

    • @notyourForte1993
      @notyourForte1993 2 года назад +2

      Idk I lived in CT until I was 10 and I loved it and always have a good time when I go back. That being said, I don’t think I’d move back if I had the opportunity 🤣

    • @PatricenotPatrick
      @PatricenotPatrick Год назад +1

      @@CloutHokage used to live in nyc for college, I agree. CT was not my favorite place 🤮

    • @pbcityis-witty6268
      @pbcityis-witty6268 Год назад

      Lived in CT for like 5 months moved back to my hometown which isn't much better. Only thing about CT that's worth going to is foxwoods and Mohegan

  • @DanLoFat
    @DanLoFat Год назад +1

    Trainman spotted himself all foaming at the mouth over that sassy iron horse!

  • @primoknows6569
    @primoknows6569 2 года назад +10

    The irony of Joe making fun of a guy that gets exited for trains is kinda funny
    When he knutts over a corvette hahaha

    • @John15293
      @John15293 2 года назад +1

      Knutts?? 💀💀

    • @primoknows6569
      @primoknows6569 2 года назад +2

      @@John15293 yes……knutts

    • @primoknows6569
      @primoknows6569 2 года назад

      @@John15293 😂🤣

    • @jacobsaucier5346
      @jacobsaucier5346 2 года назад +10

      Did you learn English from one of the “burt Chrysler is fat…” classes?

    • @johanstinson
      @johanstinson 10 месяцев назад

      Or bears😂😂😂

  • @siilkyjohnson5779
    @siilkyjohnson5779 2 года назад +10

    Yoooo this shit is funny af ☠😭

  • @johnnysullivan436
    @johnnysullivan436 Год назад +11

    I'm so envious of train guy; could you imagine being that excited about anything at all, ever?

  • @MrBuketman
    @MrBuketman 2 года назад +2

    Thanks again for yet another great one!

  • @MustangRyda
    @MustangRyda 10 месяцев назад +1

    9:32 Tom’s talking about Latrell Sprewell when the Timberwolves offered him 3yr 21 million extension

  • @fairlanewhip79
    @fairlanewhip79 Год назад +5

    Tom and his wife have that same weird dynamic I have with my wife 😂

  • @richie9878
    @richie9878 2 года назад +7

    At 9:45 they are talking about Bert and don't even know it lol.

  • @sheahunsinger9801
    @sheahunsinger9801 2 года назад +27

    Bert loves watching himself… hmmm his best friends don’t like him huh?

    • @C.A.D.
      @C.A.D. 2 года назад +2

      pretty clearly not talking about him, because they're friends with him and know he's good at comedy

  • @StoneyBaloney69
    @StoneyBaloney69 2 года назад +10

    Love it bro keep up the good vids of funny people I don't think I've missed a single Tom segura, Bobby Lee, Joey Diaz , or theo von video

    • @rockleone01
      @rockleone01 2 года назад +3

      frfr

    • @kaat776
      @kaat776 2 года назад +1

      I like ‘em too! Thanks, sugar

  • @satanictrees8497
    @satanictrees8497 2 года назад +10

    Oh shit this is new! I just randomly clicked it! Awesome!

  • @snyder12367
    @snyder12367 Год назад +5

    When Joe starts talking at 4:05 about Texas, the angle of the mic makes it look like he has half a Fu Manchu and I can't stop laughing at it

  • @DJPRADO494
    @DJPRADO494 2 года назад +1

    The ending 😂

  • @ianbevis701
    @ianbevis701 2 года назад +4

    Perfect ending 😂😂

  • @donniebrascowitz3305
    @donniebrascowitz3305 Год назад +5

    Opened this video near my mom. Not exactly the intro I thought we’d get but hey.

    • @johanstinson
      @johanstinson 10 месяцев назад

      Ya win some, ya lose some😂😂😂
      Awwwkward!!!😂

  • @gbeach85
    @gbeach85 2 года назад +2

    Love your vids, man

  • @leesmith9872
    @leesmith9872 2 года назад +6

    That's a full diaper 😂😂😂

  • @Splatteringram
    @Splatteringram Год назад +2

    @Joke WRLD pleaseeeee do another one of these, there’s so much good content to pull from. They did one semi recently on 2 bears and what about all of those early JRE’s w Tom.

  • @texasgashouse
    @texasgashouse Год назад

    “Burnt Krysler” 😂

  • @connorray7913
    @connorray7913 2 года назад +2

    As a Connecticut resident I totally agree Joe

  • @benr970
    @benr970 2 года назад +4

    Damn Christina looks really hot with her hair like that

  • @mTs1978412
    @mTs1978412 2 года назад +7

    Best one yet. Kinda deep diving. I dig it

  • @Dnlwsr90
    @Dnlwsr90 Год назад +1

    I can almost guarantee that guy had charges dropped and didn’t pay for his wings lol

  • @theonekeanu
    @theonekeanu 2 года назад +26

    people talk about how joe isint funny but my god i don’t see it the guys fucking hilarious

    • @ayourmum8521
      @ayourmum8521 2 года назад +6

      People just want to be haters. I’m not saying everyone has to think he’s funny… nobody has to think anything but people just like to shit on people doing better then them. 🤷‍♂️

    • @hotlinebing
      @hotlinebing 2 года назад +2

      Preach

    • @KrikZ32
      @KrikZ32 2 года назад +4

      he's honestly not trying to be funny a lot of the time on his podcast, he's funny when he switches it on

  • @Lanedar68
    @Lanedar68 Год назад

    Foamers … that was the best 😂

  • @CH0MP4
    @CH0MP4 2 года назад

    i like how you capped that off

  • @carnagecasady5147
    @carnagecasady5147 2 года назад +1

    You the GOAT g

  • @forgefatherjo1436
    @forgefatherjo1436 2 года назад +4

    Praise the algorithm overlords

  • @davidharrison9324
    @davidharrison9324 8 месяцев назад

    love Joe!!!!!

  • @rodneyharris3470
    @rodneyharris3470 10 месяцев назад

    That ending slaps

  • @CIN-wy1cj
    @CIN-wy1cj 6 месяцев назад

    Joe has a spot on description of connecticut lol

  • @557samma
    @557samma Год назад +4

    Tom looks like every man that wore those Bluetooth headsets

  • @camq-py7bs
    @camq-py7bs Год назад +4

    Joe’s entire outfit is too tight lol

    • @s1imeball
      @s1imeball Год назад +1

      he’s yolked out of his mind

    • @tommyhappenstoliftalot4198
      @tommyhappenstoliftalot4198 Год назад +2

      For a dude whose knuckles brush against the floor, it’s not too bad. At least he doesn’t show up in tank tops and wife beaters.

    • @s1imeball
      @s1imeball Год назад

      @@tommyhappenstoliftalot4198 what does this even mean

    • @figliodihades
      @figliodihades Год назад

      ​@@s1imeball that Rogan is built lime a chimp with his long arms and short legs and torso.

    • @johanstinson
      @johanstinson 10 месяцев назад

      All of his outfits are lol

  • @ThouArtEverywhereAndNowhere
    @ThouArtEverywhereAndNowhere 2 года назад +1

    That comedian really got their asses. Look at them laughin about it now.

  • @ImJake50
    @ImJake50 2 года назад +2

    “What’s with the jeans”

  • @constructapex2021
    @constructapex2021 2 года назад +2

    "She has a tattoo on her face i say go for it"

  • @TheRealistAnpavi21
    @TheRealistAnpavi21 Год назад

    Love from Connecticut!!!

  • @bigk8884
    @bigk8884 2 года назад +19

    I have bad anxiety sometimes so I pull up your best of comps and that helps everytime thank you so much g ❤

  • @64633
    @64633 2 года назад

    Post the full link in discription.

  • @JohnQuickWick
    @JohnQuickWick 2 года назад +1

    The train guy yelling sounds like Sam Kinison.

  • @andrewwhite1305
    @andrewwhite1305 2 года назад

    Burnt Greezler lol

  • @ShawnQuiQui57
    @ShawnQuiQui57 11 месяцев назад +1

    I miss that show.

  • @kimhunter83
    @kimhunter83 2 года назад +1

    These are really great, thank you so much.

  • @Jason_Voorhees.
    @Jason_Voorhees. Год назад +2

    That guy waiting for the train and how excited he got was awesome.
    I wish I could get that excited about anything in my life...

  • @jonsgarage2945
    @jonsgarage2945 Год назад +1

    My God I never realize how huge Joe rogan's hands are

  • @eric2794
    @eric2794 Год назад

    Lmao the end threw me off jen is fine

  • @801leggy
    @801leggy Год назад +2

    4:08 I completely agree with Joe. I work in the insurance industry, so I've had the chance to travel throughout the country. Connecticut was by far the most depressing place I've ever had to work.
    It was so bad, that I googled why is Connecticut so sad. Turns out it is the most unhappy state in the country 😩

  • @roryn8128
    @roryn8128 2 года назад +1

    Please come back to Cleveland😂😂

  • @GetnBrains
    @GetnBrains 2 года назад

    well Cleveland loves ya buddy lol

  • @johanstinson
    @johanstinson 10 месяцев назад

    Global thrashing of Bert.
    Love it!!!

  • @alfonzo9289
    @alfonzo9289 2 года назад +2

    Thanks for the great upload mate!

  • @isaacibac9915
    @isaacibac9915 Год назад +1

    Laughing like hog on its back at the bert kreischer bit💀

  • @michaelversace456
    @michaelversace456 Год назад +1

    "it's wild that there's naked pictures of the first lady"
    Me: I am SO glad it's not Hillary Clinton!

  • @patersul
    @patersul Год назад +1

    "I like trains"

  • @darrelthomas8270
    @darrelthomas8270 2 года назад +1

    1:04 is perfect… definitely worth the click lolol

  • @ISquintsI
    @ISquintsI 2 года назад +5

    Can’t wait for the ymh live with joe! Gonna be fire!

    • @giantturd5157
      @giantturd5157 2 года назад

      They're doing one?

    • @ISquintsI
      @ISquintsI 2 года назад

      @@giantturd5157 just announced

    • @biggiesmalls7939
      @biggiesmalls7939 2 года назад

      @@ISquintsI did they say where and when? Sorry I haven't heard about the announcement

    • @ISquintsI
      @ISquintsI 2 года назад +1

      @@biggiesmalls7939 it’s on November 18 live from Guantanamo bay

  • @dannysammarcoCT
    @dannysammarcoCT 2 года назад +4

    Someone tell joe that weed is legal in CT now so we laugh differently it’s more of a long drawn out giggle now 🤭

  • @Micah__
    @Micah__ 2 года назад

    8:42 “some people suck”

  • @felipeanthony8507
    @felipeanthony8507 2 года назад

    About fuckin time

  • @wolfman9959
    @wolfman9959 2 года назад +3

    The funniest part about Joe is Tom

  • @CIN-wy1cj
    @CIN-wy1cj Год назад

    I've never heard a more accurate representation of connecticut when joe was talking about it

  • @MrMarchewki
    @MrMarchewki Год назад

    That Polish qurva everywhere. 😂😂😂

  • @JasonAlexzander1q47
    @JasonAlexzander1q47 2 года назад +4

    Hey Tom and Christina, your set looks too busy with all the Mic stands and misc stuff everywhere. And Joe's face was blocked most of the time by the mic stand.
    Christina's shot when talking should have Tom also in the camera frame. It makes editing smoother.

  • @rachelfriedman3116
    @rachelfriedman3116 2 года назад +1

    You should’ve included all three of them in the title

  • @GforcePilotAustralia
    @GforcePilotAustralia 2 года назад +1

    Toms eye at 05:14 hahaha

  • @theashyloomis4321
    @theashyloomis4321 2 года назад

    COMEDY CLUB!

  • @timothykappel198
    @timothykappel198 2 года назад +4

    It's crazy to think J-LO inspired a whole generation to get fake butts.

  • @TheBrenthay
    @TheBrenthay 7 месяцев назад

    I like the fact that you take the piss out of the guy with the train. But Joe you are literally the exactly the same when the mma is on lol

  • @oddynuff666
    @oddynuff666 2 года назад

    oh no bart

  • @Linky609
    @Linky609 2 года назад +1

    They call them foamers cause they're so into trains they "foam at the mouth".

  • @kasperkap
    @kasperkap Год назад

    I can only ever think of Whitney Cummings when Joe Rogan says people who like their own stuff for terrible

  • @MrBLOODSPLAT
    @MrBLOODSPLAT 2 года назад +2

    Anyone else think Bill Burr and his wife Nia should do what Tom and Christina are doing?

    • @johanstinson
      @johanstinson 10 месяцев назад

      Nah. Nia is obnoxious

  • @dirtycoffee8964
    @dirtycoffee8964 21 день назад

    that is so disturbing that teachers around the world watch their shiz lmao

  • @HELLISHHANDZ
    @HELLISHHANDZ Год назад

    Trying to get back to his first safe place

  • @RordanGamsay
    @RordanGamsay 2 года назад

    Joe "I like Texas" Rogan

  • @SoulSteeler22
    @SoulSteeler22 Год назад +1

    I work for a major railroad and I have to deal with these people all the time trying to get pictures of trains. For the most part they're all really cool and respectful as long as they stay off the tracks and dont interfere with operations at all. But these dudes have some pretty expensive cameras and shit.

  • @judoclawplays962
    @judoclawplays962 Год назад

    When i think of foamers I think of that fan from avatar that literally foams at the mouth