A Very Potter Musical Act 1 Part 3

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  • Опубликовано: 21 окт 2024

Комментарии • 10 тыс.

  • @valerieruesink
    @valerieruesink 8 лет назад +4967

    "Gryffindor" .."wooh!!"
    "Ravenclaw" .. "Ouww!!"
    "Hufflepuff" "FIND!" "What?"
    "And slytherin.." "Aah... *Tsssss*"

    • @catzside2365
      @catzside2365 5 лет назад +8

      Valerie Ruesink whatever

    • @sugarbxnny741
      @sugarbxnny741 5 лет назад +24

      The Tssss part was a reference to the movie Dodgeball

    • @stephaniehammett5050
      @stephaniehammett5050 4 года назад +24

      Snape’s little wave at the Slytherins oh my god lol

    • @gggthsb
      @gggthsb 4 года назад +2

      @@sugarbxnny741 omg thank you!!! I just couldn't remember where tf I've seen this clapclap hiss thing before, it was driving me crazy 😅

    • @Audrey.May16
      @Audrey.May16 3 года назад +4

      Yes I am a slytherin and can conform I have said this when my friend was screaming the houses

  • @aoife8711
    @aoife8711 8 лет назад +5477

    "hufflepuff-"
    "fIND"
    "what"

    • @lwp2001
      @lwp2001 6 лет назад +18

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @pugpro4660
      @pugpro4660 6 лет назад +57

      I fucking died at that part

    • @alicerose5700
      @alicerose5700 5 лет назад +7

      Loved this TASHA

    • @maggieb.806
      @maggieb.806 5 лет назад +11

      can you explain that please?:D

    • @morganismism
      @morganismism 5 лет назад +6

      It made me laugh but I have no idea what it means lol

  • @Bllooky
    @Bllooky 4 года назад +5364

    Harry in the books: *his scar causing mind throbbing pain as if it was burning his flesh
    Harry in AVPM: ow ow ow

  • @scratchedcds
    @scratchedcds 5 лет назад +4079

    “Thanks, Hermione.”
    _“This is all your fault, Jafar.”_

    • @meenah7529
      @meenah7529 4 года назад +90

      Jafar, Jafaaar, JAFAAAAAAAAAARRRRR

    • @lilybecca7460
      @lilybecca7460 4 года назад +29

      Same energy

    • @bejeweled2213
      @bejeweled2213 4 года назад +5

      i don’t get it

    • @scratchedcds
      @scratchedcds 4 года назад +41

      @ PxtterheadxxGachaxx 12 the second quote is from another starkid musical, twisted. they have the same vibes.

    • @bejeweled2213
      @bejeweled2213 4 года назад +6

      k a t h e r i n e oh thank uuu

  • @reginamcgonagall7541
    @reginamcgonagall7541 8 лет назад +8709

    The Dumbledore in this musical is literally the Tumblr version of Dumbledore

    • @lextatertotsfromhell7673
      @lextatertotsfromhell7673 5 лет назад +441

      Regina McGonagall tumblrdoor

    • @al_exists
      @al_exists 4 года назад +36

      @@lextatertotsfromhell7673 yes and no

    • @fudgel1126
      @fudgel1126 4 года назад +174

      "sIt DoWn YoU lItTlE sHiT, cHaMpIoN iS jUsT a TiTlE."

    • @dominicthompson82
      @dominicthompson82 4 года назад +42

      @@lextatertotsfromhell7673 or just tumbldoor

    • @winsuma8253
      @winsuma8253 4 года назад +62

      @@lextatertotsfromhell7673 Snape, Snape, Severus Snape
      (Tumblrdore!)

  • @lazylittledragon
    @lazylittledragon 7 лет назад +4117

    What I love about this part in particular:
    - Cho Chang's Southern accent
    - Ron turning into a fucking siren when Harry gets chosen
    - "You inarticulate bumble"
    - Draco in general

  • @saskat00n
    @saskat00n 8 лет назад +9752

    I love how everyone finds this more canon than Cursed Child 😂

    • @haleymeerdink8718
      @haleymeerdink8718 5 лет назад +442

      saskatoon are you implying this isn’t more cannon than the cursed child?

    • @khkayla6575
      @khkayla6575 5 лет назад +228

      Because it is

    • @sophiemei835
      @sophiemei835 5 лет назад +34

      Haley Meerdink wait wtf i was literally just about to comment that exact same thing

    • @BirdaeBlue
      @BirdaeBlue 5 лет назад +63

      I’ve never seen cursed child so this is the only version I choose to know

    • @jacknapier8201
      @jacknapier8201 5 лет назад +115

      You’re joking but everyone legitimately thinks Hufflepuffs being good finders is canon and not from this

  • @Insertcurrentintresthere
    @Insertcurrentintresthere 4 года назад +1696

    I love Cedric just yelling out “FIND” after snape says hufflepuff.

    • @Automalice
      @Automalice Год назад +3

      “FIND!”
      “What?!”

  • @ameliamartell6710
    @ameliamartell6710 8 лет назад +1926

    I like how after he says, "What the hell is a Hufflepuff?" then Cedric sits down the captions say *gives up*

    • @miranda_0326
      @miranda_0326 5 лет назад +10

      It doesnt appear to me like that

    • @meenah7529
      @meenah7529 4 года назад +7

      Miranda_ PEREZ Yeah I think they changed it:(

    • @lilahb
      @lilahb 4 года назад +2

      Not to me

    • @meenah7529
      @meenah7529 4 года назад +6

      Harry Potter you’re Harry Potter:0 You’re the boy who lived:0 Wowie, Harry Potter

    • @MackenzieAham-pn3gg
      @MackenzieAham-pn3gg 5 месяцев назад

      I trusted you, and you lied to me

  • @curgaldurgans
    @curgaldurgans 7 лет назад +2419

    The subtitles tho
    "What the hell is a huffelpuff?"
    *gives up*

  • @firstlast8310
    @firstlast8310 4 года назад +6356

    Imagine. It’s 2020. You’re quarantined at your house. You pull up RUclips, hmmmmm, how about starkid...

    • @sydgrace5120
      @sydgrace5120 4 года назад +65

      L Dobry that’s what’s happening rn actually

    • @geraldway64000
      @geraldway64000 4 года назад +30

      finally other people here who are super late

    • @niamhmarie._
      @niamhmarie._ 4 года назад +11

      L Dobry I have watched it everyday of quarantine

    • @left6121
      @left6121 4 года назад +8

      Dear L Dobry, I don’t have to imagine that.

    • @pamesy-jatterson7352
      @pamesy-jatterson7352 4 года назад +6

      Is this a callout?

  • @jjju3
    @jjju3 6 лет назад +2900

    "Hufflepuffs are paticularily good finders!"
    ", hufflepuff" "FIND!" "what"
    "i dont FIND this surprising at all"

    • @TheCringyYoutuber
      @TheCringyYoutuber 4 года назад +11

      B-atiful! I want to like this but it’s at 69 likes

    • @nacho_girl
      @nacho_girl 4 года назад +5

      265

    • @TheCringyYoutuber
      @TheCringyYoutuber 4 года назад +3

      Molly Hayes it was at 69 likes when I wrote the comment. That changed a lot in a month :)

    • @josephine8406
      @josephine8406 4 года назад +1

      @@TheCringyRUclipsr 637

    • @marlonrando9272
      @marlonrando9272 4 года назад +4

      Underrated line, I died laughing.

  • @amybendel247
    @amybendel247 9 лет назад +2083

    Snape: But a person can be a horcrux
    Harry: What's a horcrux
    Snape: I'm not even gonna tell you harry, you'll find out soon enough 😂

    • @kelseyspringer72
      @kelseyspringer72 9 лет назад +39

      +Jake Lily Bascially the whole story in a nutshell

    • @lpsdiamondsprinkles4053
      @lpsdiamondsprinkles4053 8 лет назад +1

      +Kelsey Springer this youtuber died

    • @bimpadimp
      @bimpadimp 8 лет назад +105

      The best part is he asks Hermione to define foreshadowing right before

    • @annikaheydl7342
      @annikaheydl7342 8 лет назад +15

      +LPS Diamond sprinkles given recent events this must mean that the role of Severus Snape must've also been cursed by Voldemort.

    • @hannahvance3798
      @hannahvance3798 7 лет назад

      +Oliviaaa Murphyyy yep

  • @macwell685
    @macwell685 10 лет назад +649

    "If a person were to touch themselves" * everyone looks at ron * OMG CHOKED

    • @CerysHudson
      @CerysHudson 10 лет назад +45

      I was eating. I'm still coughing up little bits of chocolate

    • @lissyhymel
      @lissyhymel 7 лет назад +12

      This is even funnier because Joey Richter is the lead in "Me and My Dick" 😂😂😂

  • @theatrequeen8849
    @theatrequeen8849 8 лет назад +1297

    "hufflepuff" "FIND!!!" "what??"

    • @watabikis
      @watabikis 8 лет назад +72

      "slytherin" *rocknroll sign* "hISSSS"

    • @shubhamkapate
      @shubhamkapate 8 лет назад +60

      What the hell is a HUPPLEPUFF????lol

    • @Alina28357
      @Alina28357 7 лет назад +18

      Shubham Kapate the subs: *gives up* 😂

    • @juliasheehan6011
      @juliasheehan6011 7 лет назад +4

      Oh my god😂

    • @kata6109
      @kata6109 6 лет назад +2

      Hufflepuffs are more than just throw aways we are kind and loyal and we know that stereotypes don't matter like how ravenclaws are not just stuck up and gryffindors are all heroes and slytherins are not evil BOOM!!!!!!!!!!😤😤😡#bager life

  • @gwynneedshelp859
    @gwynneedshelp859 5 лет назад +5823

    Jk Rowling: guys dumbledore is gay
    Everyone: no
    Starkid: Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders
    Everyone:yES I BELIEVE THIS 100%

    • @lextatertotsfromhell7673
      @lextatertotsfromhell7673 5 лет назад +168

      Gwyn needs help Starkid: dumbledor is gay as the 4th of July
      Everyone: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☺️☺️☺️🤣☺️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙃🙃🙃

    • @jellycoolreader9796
      @jellycoolreader9796 4 года назад +58

      But he is

    • @nerdalert580
      @nerdalert580 4 года назад +85

      It’s in the description for hufflepuff house

    • @rafothfamily1371
      @rafothfamily1371 4 года назад +207

      when jk says it: THATS ABSURD
      when starkid says it: canon now

    • @nacho_girl
      @nacho_girl 4 года назад +208

      No srsly rho -
      Jk Rowling : dumbledore is gay
      Fans : nooooo I refuse to believe this
      Starkid : dumbledore is gay
      Fans : I love this

  • @AyeshaKhan-oh3po
    @AyeshaKhan-oh3po 8 лет назад +6502

    My love for the actress who plays Draco increases every time I see this

  • @payyourfuckingtaxes7901
    @payyourfuckingtaxes7901 8 лет назад +6543

    i would die for a full funded high quality production of avpm

    • @peepeepoopoo7436
      @peepeepoopoo7436 7 лет назад +167

      PAY YOUR FUCKING TAXES same I love avpm so much

    • @kyrkyr175
      @kyrkyr175 6 лет назад +148

      if I ever have the opportunity I WILL fund it because I need that so bad

    • @londongirl2768
      @londongirl2768 6 лет назад +464

      I don't think it would be the same if it was professional, some of the charm is in the improvised nature of the props and costumes.

    • @poppyhodgson7529
      @poppyhodgson7529 6 лет назад +22

      PAY YOUR FUCKING TAXES wouldn’t we all

    • @libbyw5942
      @libbyw5942 6 лет назад +14

      Ugh same. Also, Heathers!!

  • @sandrahenriksson6257
    @sandrahenriksson6257 8 лет назад +2357

    "Hufflepuffs are good finders."
    "What the hell is a Hufflepuff?"
    I died XD

    • @sophia-gl2mv
      @sophia-gl2mv 8 лет назад +9

      I FIND YOU ON EVERY SINGLE HARRY POTTER VIDEO I WATCH. XDDDD

    • @AngelofMusic04
      @AngelofMusic04 5 лет назад +11

      What a coincidence. So does Cedric.

    • @hanburgundy4317
      @hanburgundy4317 5 лет назад +1

      @@AngelofMusic04 Bravo.

    • @deadedit22
      @deadedit22 2 года назад

      SAMEEEE

  • @jupiterboers8453
    @jupiterboers8453 4 года назад +526

    I love how dumbledore is literally wearing slides

    • @awesomesauce754
      @awesomesauce754 3 года назад +34

      As if dumbledore wasn’t always wearing slides under those robes

    • @emo6577
      @emo6577 3 года назад +19

      @@awesomesauce754 in my head I like to imagine that it’s heelies instead

    • @winsuma8253
      @winsuma8253 3 года назад +9

      @@emo6577 or crocs

  • @emilyward9797
    @emilyward9797 8 лет назад +1804

    "What's a ... What's a horcrux?"
    "I'm not even going to tell you Harry, you'll find out soon enough"
    OMG I DIED 😂😂

    • @lindsay4647
      @lindsay4647 5 лет назад +35

      So did Harry.

    • @hanx4847
      @hanx4847 4 года назад +4

      Lindsay Crosser wow

    • @meenah7529
      @meenah7529 4 года назад +4

      I read this exactly when it was said lol

    • @confetti_kisses427
      @confetti_kisses427 4 года назад +3

      Ive literally only read book one im so confused on that ref

  • @samcookcounty3985
    @samcookcounty3985 9 лет назад +952

    "Professor, could a person be a portkey?"
    "No, that's absurd! Because then if a person were to touch themselves..."
    (Turns to Ron)
    Omg, I laughed my ass off.

  • @vickilljoy6099
    @vickilljoy6099 9 лет назад +1494

    "Scarf of sexual preference" omg someone help i'm dead xD

    • @lilith7247
      @lilith7247 7 лет назад +10

      Victoria Killjoy Scarfie

    • @ianthe3982
      @ianthe3982 7 лет назад +34

      Vic Killjoy I need a scarf of sexual preference

    • @tatianagois7291
      @tatianagois7291 7 лет назад +1

      Vic Killjoy OMG YOU LIKE AVENGED SEVENFOLD AND STARKIDS!!!!!! PLEASE GOOD LORD ALMIGHTY BE MY FRIEND!!!!!!!

    • @alliekattmusic7558
      @alliekattmusic7558 7 лет назад +7

      Scarfy is beautiful

    • @samuellawrencesbookclub8250
      @samuellawrencesbookclub8250 6 лет назад +17

      Scarfy, the bravest man Harry ever knew

  • @Sleeping4Eternity
    @Sleeping4Eternity 4 года назад +2246

    “What the hell is a hufflepuff”
    That’s.....funny but mean at the same time

  • @delaneyjohns8215
    @delaneyjohns8215 8 лет назад +1956

    Dumbledore: "So basically what I've been doing is putting whoever looks like a good guy into Gryffindor, and whoever looks like a bad guy into Slytherin. And the others can go wherever the hell they want, I don't care."
    Student: "Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders!"
    Dumbledore: "What the _hell_ is a _Hufflepuff?_"

    • @chrisvan2688
      @chrisvan2688 6 лет назад +9

      Who Cares? Cedric digory

    • @oxeanpotter8845
      @oxeanpotter8845 6 лет назад +16

      It was cedric that said about hufflepuffs being good finders but that is really funny I died

    • @daniela2659
      @daniela2659 5 лет назад +31

      @@oxeanpotter8845 he died too

    • @imadinowithoutaname
      @imadinowithoutaname 5 лет назад +18

      Hannah Howells my favorite thing is that the fantastic beasts and where to FIND them's protagonist is a hufflepuff

    • @petronella4883
      @petronella4883 5 лет назад

      @@oxeanpotter8845 you died
      Well thats ironic

  • @SeizeTheDay95
    @SeizeTheDay95 7 лет назад +3494

    The FIND joke is probably more relevant now because of Newt FINDING his beasts :D

    • @frostywhisker6662
      @frostywhisker6662 7 лет назад +31

      RorySeizeTheDay I would be so happy if that was the reason.

    • @unnamedcryptid2827
      @unnamedcryptid2827 7 лет назад +10

      omg yesss!!!!

    • @emilouj2322
      @emilouj2322 5 лет назад +63

      hOLY SHIT! Fantastic Beasts and Where to FIND them

    • @toasterbath6997
      @toasterbath6997 5 лет назад +2

      RorySeizeTheDay that's what she said

    • @kaitelizas44
      @kaitelizas44 4 года назад +1

      I see what you did there 👀

  • @Shadow1995me
    @Shadow1995me 9 лет назад +4042

    Cedric: Hufflepuff's are Particularly good finders!!
    Dumbledore: What the HELL is a Hufflepuff?!
    Cedric: *Grins awkwardly non-stop before sitting down*
    Still my absolute favourite line!x

    • @lilyby1203
      @lilyby1203 8 лет назад +36

      FIND

    • @Antonia-vf5ld
      @Antonia-vf5ld 8 лет назад +27

      +Blair But did you FIND it amusing?

    • @sad_beansidhe
      @sad_beansidhe 7 лет назад +27

      Turn on subtitles and watch that part again. Trust me.

    • @emmafalconer311
      @emmafalconer311 7 лет назад +15

      Voldy TheSuperSnakeLover OMG I JUST DID THAT AND I ALMOST FELL OFF OF MY BED

    • @bryanlin8333
      @bryanlin8333 7 лет назад +4

      i dont get the joke can someone explain :/

  • @mkz2250
    @mkz2250 5 лет назад +1324

    2:24 Ron: "wait what was a Portkey again? I missed that one"
    Hermione: "Aportkeyissomethingwhenyoutouchit-"
    Ron: "Not you- oh my god."

    • @h34tg
      @h34tg 4 года назад +8

      Replying to this so you can see likes on your comment

    • @mkz2250
      @mkz2250 4 года назад +6

      @@h34tg thank you 🥺💕

    • @h34tg
      @h34tg 4 года назад +4

      @@mkz2250 ☺️

    • @kiki8792
      @kiki8792 4 года назад +2

      @@mkz2250 me too

    • @oliviabrodarick7030
      @oliviabrodarick7030 3 года назад

      That was so funny

  • @pyrogues
    @pyrogues 7 лет назад +3729

    "IVE FINALLY BEATEN YOU, HAVENT I POTTER?"
    "CHO CHANG CHO CHANG CHO CHANG"
    "MALFOY Malfoy.. Mal... Foy..."
    No version of Draco Malfoy will ever surpass my love for this version.

    • @vampcsers
      @vampcsers 5 лет назад +19

      mal...foy..hey....

    • @swiftlyaswiftie
      @swiftlyaswiftie 5 лет назад +12

      satvrn-sky it's also the number one version I'm proudest of saying that I'm in the same house as which is saying a lot as I love Draco and the fact that I'm Slytherin and this bet all my reasons why I love to brag about being Slytherin

    • @petronella4883
      @petronella4883 5 лет назад +11

      I like this more than the movie

    • @space_air6074
      @space_air6074 4 года назад +13

      also
      "GO HOME TERRORIST!"

    • @anannonymouscoverartist
      @anannonymouscoverartist 4 года назад +2

      @@swiftlyaswiftie i love your profile pic

  • @user-iz9yy3hx8i
    @user-iz9yy3hx8i 8 лет назад +700

    "Because then if a person were to touch themselves... " and he gives such a strange and funny look to Ron.. oh my God! I'm dead. X'D

  • @basils669
    @basils669 7 лет назад +761

    I need to find my self a scarf of sexual preference.

    • @gamesfan290
      @gamesfan290 5 лет назад +34

      you could probably Google it.
      actually, considerin how many Harry Potter fans exist out there, that might be a bad idea...

    • @ollie72
      @ollie72 4 года назад +3

      PLEASE

    • @veellia
      @veellia 4 года назад

      I have one!

    • @nacho_girl
      @nacho_girl 4 года назад

      I need to buy a rainbow scarf then make a face on it

    • @winsuma8253
      @winsuma8253 4 года назад +2

      Perfect! I'll finally be able to figure out if I'm pan or omni.

  • @stuarthutzler6670
    @stuarthutzler6670 4 года назад +697

    0:45 "The Scarf of Sexual Preference"
    Otherwise known as the Raiment of Rowling

    • @Trailtracker
      @Trailtracker 4 года назад +92

      j k rowling got so scared when she realized that she forgot to add it, shes been trying to compensate ever since

    • @natalieburns5525
      @natalieburns5525 3 года назад +10

      This is such an underrated comment lol

  • @hannahweibel2631
    @hannahweibel2631 9 лет назад +825

    Snape looks like Lord Farquad.

  • @WLIR80s
    @WLIR80s 10 лет назад +2923

    Newt Scamander was a Hufflepuff. He wrote Fantastic Beasts and Where to FIND Them. I don't FIND this very surprising at all.

    • @ianmoone8640
      @ianmoone8640 10 лет назад +106

      in fact i FIND that quite interesting.

    • @madelinetran9013
      @madelinetran9013 10 лет назад +79

      I FIND that very funny

    • @J3ennife4
      @J3ennife4 10 лет назад +65

      I FIND this very amusing and am wondering if you FOUND that out from a reliable source that you FOUND on the internet?...

    • @yourstruly8708
      @yourstruly8708 10 лет назад +42

      Doglover960 I think I FOUND the answer. You can FIND it on the Hufflepuff Wikipedia page, or on the HP wiki. Oh, I FIND this soooo delightful!

    • @bridgetdoyle3678
      @bridgetdoyle3678 10 лет назад +25

      I would suggest not using Wikipedia to FIND information, because as I have FOUND out, anyone can edit kt

  • @parallel4
    @parallel4 8 лет назад +1505

    did draco call quirrell a terrorist? or did i mishear that? omg

    • @-shutupmichelle-9581
      @-shutupmichelle-9581 8 лет назад +48

      yup he did

    • @maddiemalfoy8257
      @maddiemalfoy8257 8 лет назад +209

      No, that's absurd.

    • @lucy5277
      @lucy5277 8 лет назад +7

      snowdudeisnotonfire we are everywhere omgl

    • @aimoth9953
      @aimoth9953 7 лет назад +17

      i'm a hardcore phan shipper there is no escape from the Phandom
      bow down to your British overlords

    • @sheilalockwood3982
      @sheilalockwood3982 7 лет назад +3

      snowdudelester Oh he did

  • @alexishyped4728
    @alexishyped4728 4 года назад +785

    “What the hell is a Hufflepuff?”
    I’m a Hufflepuff and i laughed way to hard at that joke

  • @jasminread6471
    @jasminread6471 9 лет назад +905

    "What the HELL is a Hufflepuff?!"
    -both Dumbledore and my father when I introduced my friend as a hufflepuff

    • @kelseyspringer72
      @kelseyspringer72 9 лет назад +6

      +Jasmin Read what your father's face like when he said that?

    • @jasminread6471
      @jasminread6471 9 лет назад +6

      Kelsey Springer mildly concerned tbh

    • @kelseyspringer72
      @kelseyspringer72 9 лет назад +9

      Haha. Like wth has my daughter gotten into?

    • @evergreen8949
      @evergreen8949 7 лет назад

      Jasmin Read 🤣🤣🤣

    • @fangbanger3556
      @fangbanger3556 6 лет назад +1

      "As long as she lives under my roof, my daughter won't socialise with huffy poofs! 😲😡"

  • @aveelovesya
    @aveelovesya 10 лет назад +71

    "What's a horcrux?"
    "I'm not even going to tell you, Potter. You'll find out soon enough."

  • @sarahbancroft7227
    @sarahbancroft7227 9 лет назад +140

    "Hermione shutting you ungodly lopsidded mouth and quit interrupting"
    I'm dying send help

  • @birdthemagician7893
    @birdthemagician7893 4 года назад +773

    "The curriculum needs to-
    "ACHOO!"
    "Did your turban just sneeze?"
    "Wh-what? No"
    "I could have sworn I heard a sneeze coming from this direction, but your mouth wasn't moving."
    "No! That.... That was simply a fart, Excuse me"
    "ACHOO!"
    "Ow, ow, ow!"
    "ACHOO"
    "Ow, ow, oh geez"
    "I must be going"
    "ACHOO!"
    "I simply farted once more, Excuse me"
    Like imagine this actually happend. XD

    • @h34tg
      @h34tg 4 года назад +6

      Replying so you can see likes on your comment

    • @kdkz_bshg
      @kdkz_bshg 4 года назад +7

      Who else read this comment at the exact time this scene was on?😂

    • @joemama-ie5zp
      @joemama-ie5zp 3 года назад +4

      i mean, you gotta do what you gotta do to conceal a sneeze in 2020/2021...

    • @AinsleySunny
      @AinsleySunny 3 года назад +1

      PFFFFFFF-

  • @jordanhurley8575
    @jordanhurley8575 9 лет назад +720

    Petition for Lauren Lopez to replace Tom Felton as Draco Malfoy in a remake of the Harry Potter films

    • @SageShadows
      @SageShadows 7 лет назад +53

      and joe walker to replace voldemort

    • @cordeliapalmer5800
      @cordeliapalmer5800 6 лет назад +40

      Jordan Hurley I love Tom Felton as Draco, but Lauren should be in a remake. And I want Darren and Joey to replace Dan and Rupert because honestly I just find movie Harry and Ron a big pain.

    • @charlizard003
      @charlizard003 5 лет назад +1

      yES

    • @catzside2365
      @catzside2365 5 лет назад +4

      Jordan Hurley the signatures are all stupid little dumb sister Ginny

    • @Ray-hk1zm
      @Ray-hk1zm 5 лет назад +12

      Who needs a remake?
      We have tHIS.

  • @parkerraphelt9657
    @parkerraphelt9657 8 лет назад +176

    "What's a horcrux?"
    I'm not even going to tell you, Harry, you'll find out soon enough.
    Best lines ever.

  • @ashleybaldwin7216
    @ashleybaldwin7216 8 лет назад +89

    "If a person were to touch themselves..." *Stares directly at Ron* 😂

  • @alexashley9140
    @alexashley9140 6 лет назад +1088

    Dumbledore: "Mister Ginny - sorry, Mrs Ginny Weasley"
    Ginny: "Yeah, I'm a girl"
    Cedric: "Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders!"
    Dumbledore: "What the HELL is a Hufflepuff?!"
    Cedric: *gives up*
    😂😂😂
    Snape: "Hufflepuff!"
    Cedric: "Find!"
    Snape: "What?"
    😂😂😂
    Dumbledore: "Professor Quirrel!"
    Harry: "Ow ow ow!"
    😂😂😂
    Quirrel: "That was simply a fart, excuse me."
    😂😂😂
    Quirrel: "I simply farted once more."
    😂😂😂

  • @songbeetle
    @songbeetle 7 лет назад +654

    Did you see ginny dying with laughter when everyone looked at Ron after talking about touching themselves? Watch closely lol

    • @nacho_girl
      @nacho_girl 4 года назад +6

      Lol yeah I saw that

    • @subatomic3426
      @subatomic3426 4 года назад +4

      I was just thinking about that 😂😂

    • @joelmorris4339
      @joelmorris4339 4 года назад +4

      I didn't notice that, but wow that's amazing

    • @natewrite6982
      @natewrite6982 4 года назад +1

      Just came up as I read this

    • @rowanzephyr
      @rowanzephyr Год назад +1

      I WAS LOOKING THROUGH THE COMMENTS FOR THIS

  • @PrinceTrexus
    @PrinceTrexus 6 лет назад +413

    SNAPE: There are 4 Houses. Gryffindor!
    RON: WOOOO!
    SNAPE: Ravenclaw!
    CHO: Owww!
    SNAPE: Hufflepuff!
    CEDRIC: Find!
    SNAPE: What!?..... and SLYTHERIN!
    DRACO: Ahhhh!
    GOYLE: Hissssssssssssss!!!

    • @max-attack01
      @max-attack01 3 года назад +7

      every time i watch that part i die. just “find!” kills me oh my god

  • @chloedodd9589
    @chloedodd9589 9 лет назад +115

    "Sit down you inarticulate bubble."
    That line kills me everytime!

  • @pottylottie547
    @pottylottie547 5 лет назад +227

    imagine being here at the original production deadass just sitting on the floor watching this mastery unfold

    • @madelinegarber7860
      @madelinegarber7860 9 месяцев назад +3

      I would’ve been that one person absolutely dying the whole time.

  • @megrose1540
    @megrose1540 8 лет назад +110

    "Draco, would you sit down, you little sh*t!" xD

    • @mars_girl
      @mars_girl 8 лет назад

      +Meg Rose Champion's just a title.
      Still one of my favorite parts of the show!

  • @pastelsunset
    @pastelsunset 8 лет назад +475

    oh my god when Cedric sits down in defeat after Dumbledore's "what the hell is a huffepuff" line the youtube captions actually read I SHIT YOU NOT
    "**gives up**"

  • @gbdawson3811
    @gbdawson3811 10 лет назад +225

    "What the hell is a hufflepuff" Christ I'm dying, delivery was great.

  • @teacakes6777
    @teacakes6777 4 года назад +215

    The face Draco makes after yelling 'Go home, Terrorist!' to Quirrel will never fail to make me laugh.

    • @AlinaAniretake
      @AlinaAniretake 2 года назад +4

      Sadly nowadays that kind of joke would be Cancelled

    • @amityislandchum
      @amityislandchum Год назад +3

      @@AlinaAniretake No it wouldn't. 🙄

    • @AlinaAniretake
      @AlinaAniretake Год назад +2

      @@amityislandchum oh: so with How everything PC, this days - you think someone would be able to write a Joke, about guy in a Turban coming in, and someone calling out them as a Terrorist, with nobody booing a character for saying this (Like, no matter how likable and in character that would be)?
      We live in a different society, mate.

    • @anilozlu
      @anilozlu Год назад +10

      @@AlinaAniretake It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia exists to this day and it is not cancelled my guy, you have a warped view of the society you live in.

    • @gracie1785
      @gracie1785 Год назад +9

      This joke isn’t gonna get cancelled by some “pc mob” 🙄. Some may or may not like it, whatever. But the butt of the joke is Draco not Prof Q. Draco is being horrible in a funny way. Expressing a view that many held at that time legitimately. But Draco’s like a secondary villain so his making that comment makes him (and therefore those who hold similar pigheaded beliefs) the butt of the joke. Taking the ridicule from Quirrel. Without the irony, then it would be subject to criticism for its portrayal. Anyway, the point is that the joke steeped in irony, and those whom miss that aren’t going to understand why the joke is and can be laughed at. I’m just tired of ppl saying, can’t say that anymore because of the woke mob. Of course some ppl will try to say so but there’s no actual backing behind it and the conversation is irrelevant.

  • @clairelewis8475
    @clairelewis8475 10 лет назад +71

    "Because Pigfarts is on MARS" I died.

  • @iamracheleparker
    @iamracheleparker 8 лет назад +228

    I want to go back to having never seen this so I can experience professor quirrell coming in for the first time again

    • @Andjelka99
      @Andjelka99 4 года назад +8

      Him and Umbridge entrance. I just want to experience the hate and disappointment at the mare mention of her name but then seeing -Joe- her.... Beautiful

    • @Sp00ksOdyssey
      @Sp00ksOdyssey 2 года назад +1

      I'm still trying to figure out how the dude playing Voldemort on his back is feeling 😅😅
      Did it hurt being dragged around like that

  • @kaem8586
    @kaem8586 7 лет назад +137

    "…such as a…FOOTBALL…or a DOLPHIN"

    • @nacho_girl
      @nacho_girl 4 года назад +6

      Why a dolphin you may ask? My theory is that Lily Potter's fave animal is a dolphin and Snape got it tattooed maybe on his arm which is why he thought of it. Random but tell me what you think

  • @incelrevolution69
    @incelrevolution69 5 лет назад +252

    Am I the only one who expected Dmbledor to say: "HARRY DIDYA PUT YAH NAME I DA GOBLET OF FIYAAAAAHHHHH!?!?!" clamly?

  • @lucybickerton4573
    @lucybickerton4573 7 лет назад +152

    "That was simply a fart excuse me" WHY IS THAT SO FUNNY

  • @leximarie1751
    @leximarie1751 8 лет назад +430

    God I love Ron's and Snape's bromance.

  • @SeveranceSeverance
    @SeveranceSeverance 10 лет назад +50

    Did your turban just sneeze? UHH, NO, THAT WAS SIMPLY A FART

  • @josephwhite8752
    @josephwhite8752 4 года назад +193

    Snape asks a question:
    Everyone: ....
    Hermione: starts talking like she practiced everyday for this moment

  • @everythingisfruity
    @everythingisfruity 4 года назад +188

    cedric: “hufflepuffs are particularly good finders.”
    dumbledore: “what the hell is a hufflepuff?”
    cedric: **sits down awkwardly**

  • @CountryGirl199750
    @CountryGirl199750 10 лет назад +408

    Secretly wishing StarKid makes one about the Marauders or Next Generation so that Harry Potter never ends

    • @christinamelikian3140
      @christinamelikian3140 9 лет назад +3

      They're actually making a marauder one

    • @CountryGirl199750
      @CountryGirl199750 9 лет назад +3

      You're not pulling my leg are you?

    • @christinamelikian3140
      @christinamelikian3140 9 лет назад +13

      no, it was on some website that was raising money, one of the prizes to donate was a copy of the upcoming "a very potter prequel"

    • @alexashley9140
      @alexashley9140 7 лет назад

      Christina Melikian I WANT TO WATCH IT!!! When will it be released? It's like all my wishes have came true all at once, I'M SO HAPPY!!! :D :D :D

    • @1subscriberwithonly1video55
      @1subscriberwithonly1video55 7 лет назад +1

      Flora Bunny it is already

  • @maycieseibert3599
    @maycieseibert3599 6 лет назад +151

    “Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders!” And with that, he just said the most iconic Harry Potter line ever.

  • @JuniperGre
    @JuniperGre 4 года назад +141

    I love how he refers to Quirrell as the Dark arts teacher instead of the Defence against the dark arts teacher😂

  • @fanfictrash8831
    @fanfictrash8831 9 лет назад +94

    " 10 points to Dumbledore. "
    I laughed my ass of omf

  • @taytay8303
    @taytay8303 8 лет назад +106

    I just love how the girl playing Draco struts over towards Harry I love that XD

  • @INeedYouToBreathe
    @INeedYouToBreathe 8 лет назад +189

    Ron gives zero fucks and just keeps eating

    • @elisehenderson660
      @elisehenderson660 8 лет назад +73

      i think hes eating usin his and harrys wands as chopstcks XD

    • @oof-rr5nf
      @oof-rr5nf 6 лет назад

      Sylwia Skolarczyk I love him.

  • @cori742
    @cori742 5 лет назад +66

    the “foreshadowing definition” bit is my favorite

  • @miabryant5493
    @miabryant5493 6 лет назад +120

    Dumbledore: (looks very pleased with himself) Ten points to Dumbledore!

  • @ashleybaldwin7216
    @ashleybaldwin7216 8 лет назад +53

    "Hufflepuff-"
    "FIND!"
    THIS MADE ME CRACK UP OH MY GOD I QUOTE THIS ALL THE TIME WITH MY FRIEND

  • @LilyaScarlet
    @LilyaScarlet 8 лет назад +256

    I have three exams next week.
    Time to watch this fine piece

    • @ashtuatara
      @ashtuatara 8 лет назад +16

      I've got 4. #GoodLifeChoices.

    • @beccasemmens8216
      @beccasemmens8216 8 лет назад +4

      I've got 13 and I feel like this would be a good time to rewath for the 400 billionth time

    • @ojasvityagi9882
      @ojasvityagi9882 5 лет назад

      I have my chemistry exam day after tomorrow and here I'm

  • @pandemonium732
    @pandemonium732 3 года назад +72

    "thanks, hermione" "god damn it, paul" and "this is all your fault, jafar" have the same exact energy and i love it

  • @Harrypotterlovesmlp
    @Harrypotterlovesmlp 10 лет назад +62

    I want a shirt that says "What the hell is a hufflepuff"

  • @dianakazarian6550
    @dianakazarian6550 8 лет назад +66

    i wonder if the people in the audience knew how lucky they were

  • @TheRiddleMusic
    @TheRiddleMusic 9 лет назад +612

    Snape's face around 6:04 is just great. He always did want to be the Defence Against the Dark Arts professor!

  • @ihavenoideawhatimdoing389
    @ihavenoideawhatimdoing389 6 лет назад +189

    The description tho..
    Harry's up to his scar in trouble when he comes back to Hogwarts only to find new teachers and mysterious tournaments waiting for him. Who is the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, and what's he hiding beneath his turban? Who will win the House Cup this year? *And what the hell is a Hufflepuff?* It's up to Harry and his pals to FIND out!
    'Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders!'
    'What the *HELL* is a Hufflepuff?!'

  • @starbug1409
    @starbug1409 9 лет назад +54

    "I simply farted once more!"
    Haha dying.

  • @LevenScholar
    @LevenScholar 10 лет назад +118

    I just noticed AJ on the piano in the backround! HOW COULD I NOT HAVE NOTICED THE MOUSE PRINCE SOONER

    • @Allysha__
      @Allysha__ 10 лет назад +14

      When I first read your comment a few months ago, I was so confused. But now, I totally get you

    • @alyssiar1
      @alyssiar1 6 лет назад

      so it is him

    • @PrinceTrexus
      @PrinceTrexus 6 лет назад

      I thought he was the mouse KING?

    • @alyssiar1
      @alyssiar1 6 лет назад

      he is

  • @milochite
    @milochite 8 лет назад +773

    So
    okay, both Cho and Cedric were in love
    and they got picked for the house cup
    and Draco and Harry were picked
    ...
    I'm not implying anything I'm just sayin'

    • @jvlogsyt2390
      @jvlogsyt2390 8 лет назад +75

      ashnebula I'm not implying anything but I mean Albus and Scorpius seem to be good friends

    • @ashara3259
      @ashara3259 6 лет назад +3

      milo your profile picture is everything, it's also perfect for the comment

    • @ast1867
      @ast1867 6 лет назад +25

      I'm not implying anything I'm just saying that fourty lines is a long time to stare at someone...
      **COUGH** REMUS **COUGH**

    • @lwp2001
      @lwp2001 6 лет назад

      😂😂😂

    • @alicerose5700
      @alicerose5700 5 лет назад +1

      Actually dying, really hoping my friend Tasha finds this reply, she ships it sovhardddd

  • @euphoria7372
    @euphoria7372 4 года назад +53

    I can't believe youtube has never recommended this to me. Good thing I'm a particularly good _finder._

  • @thegayghost872
    @thegayghost872 7 лет назад +44

    I love that he looks directly at Ron when he says "touch themselves"

  • @kelserator4779
    @kelserator4779 10 лет назад +1006

    I'm right, hufflepuffs are particularly good finders

  • @symmetricowl
    @symmetricowl 10 лет назад +116

    Snape: A portkey could be a seemingly harmless object, like a football, or, a dolphin.
    Me: WAT. A DOLPHIN? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOLOLOL XD

    • @jordan_i_guess5928
      @jordan_i_guess5928 6 лет назад

      I heard doll foot not dolqhin

    • @kev568
      @kev568 6 лет назад

      My patrons is a dolphin Snape! And so is my animagus

  • @peanutsthesquirrel5225
    @peanutsthesquirrel5225 4 года назад +60

    Ron: calls Snape evil
    Also Ron: has a better bromance with Snape than with Harry

  • @pottylottie547
    @pottylottie547 7 лет назад +72

    fantastic beasts and where to FIND them. And Newt is a hufflepuff lmao!

  • @Emisop
    @Emisop 10 лет назад +387

    Everyone is mentioning the Harry in Glee, but what about the Ron on the TV show Jessie as officer Peaty?

    • @Allysha__
      @Allysha__ 10 лет назад +12

      OH MY GOSH YOU'RE RIGHT

    • @ellacanonizado9050
      @ellacanonizado9050 10 лет назад +13

      I knew he looked familiar!

    • @davidwest5847
      @davidwest5847 10 лет назад +11

      IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED

    • @LinkedWithZelda
      @LinkedWithZelda 10 лет назад +22

      The director of Jessie has a daughter who is a big fan of Starkid. I guess she recommended Joey Richter to her dad for the role.

    • @Emisop
      @Emisop 10 лет назад

      LinkedWithZelda712 Oh, that's cool!

  • @egg3255
    @egg3255 8 лет назад +434

    I haven't watched this before WHAT IS MY LIFE!!!

    • @kristenhummer3312
      @kristenhummer3312 8 лет назад +17

      Your life is like Draco Malfoy. A little shit.

    • @adriiiiian
      @adriiiiian 8 лет назад +2

      I FRICKIN LOVE YOUR PICTURE ICON THINGY

    • @furbua
      @furbua 8 лет назад

      I love your picture icon thing too

    • @LoonyFinnigan
      @LoonyFinnigan 8 лет назад +1

      Roxy kawaii agreed

    • @gingerdrabbles9605
      @gingerdrabbles9605 8 лет назад +7

      Roxy kawaii what have you been doing all your life? This is literally my plans every weekend.

  • @JustMe-jj7xr
    @JustMe-jj7xr 5 лет назад +32

    The CAPTIONS!!
    "What the hell is a Hufflepuff?" *Gives up*
    *Snape walks in*
    *General delight*

  • @mviloria456
    @mviloria456 9 лет назад +260

    how does voldemort sneeze? He doesn't have a nose...

    • @YouTubeUser-gd8vg
      @YouTubeUser-gd8vg 7 лет назад +16

      Maya Viloria no he... he farted

    • @mickeydiestel6475
      @mickeydiestel6475 6 лет назад +1

      RUclips User I have Nevlive Found this more amusing than now😂😂

    • @jlord5078
      @jlord5078 6 лет назад +1

      Maya Viloria he made Quirrel the OG butt trumpet.

    • @daviddelaney2407
      @daviddelaney2407 6 лет назад +3

      "I say, I say, my Dark Lord Voldemort hath no nose!"
      "Pray tell, then how dothest he smell?"
      {beat}
      "TERRIBLE!!1!"
      --Dave, sfx: lightning, thunder, Quidditch

  • @lizzyvargas2053
    @lizzyvargas2053 11 лет назад +28

    "Cause if a person was to touch themselves" - Looks at Ron.

  • @sarahbancroft7227
    @sarahbancroft7227 9 лет назад +98

    "The sorting hat and another piece of magical clothing got hitched...
    So he and the scarf of sexual preference won't be back until next year"
    Its 2 am and I just discovered this piece of gold.

    • @Enderman-lc6ng
      @Enderman-lc6ng 9 лет назад +5

      Sarah Bancrøft whats even better is AVPS when the scarf of sexual preference tells dumbledore what sexuality he is

    • @SunyiSideUp
      @SunyiSideUp 9 лет назад

      +Sarah Bancrøft WTF it's exactly 2am here when I read this.

    • @matiganschumacher2259
      @matiganschumacher2259 8 лет назад +1

      2 PM for me. Thanks hermione!

    • @whitneya272
      @whitneya272 8 лет назад +1

      +Sarah Bancrøft When you wanna like a comment but don't want to disturb the number of likes.

    • @WrightsFragment
      @WrightsFragment 8 лет назад

      +Matiganschu Schumacher same just rediscovered this price of gold dust and I've got to get up at 8 tomorrow for uni...

  • @wrenclark4907
    @wrenclark4907 4 года назад +45

    my favourite house chants...
    gryffindor: woooooooo
    ravenclaw: ow
    hufflepuff: FiNd
    slytherin: hAhhh ssssss

  • @prince.ttyler1205
    @prince.ttyler1205 8 лет назад +59

    Harry acts so much like James, I love it

  • @lydiabain4697
    @lydiabain4697 8 лет назад +772

    AND NOW ALAN RICKMAN IS DEAD AND I FEEL LIKE I'M SURROUNDED BY DEMENTORS

    • @kmineww5801
      @kmineww5801 8 лет назад +22

      Wands are raised

    • @kelseyspringer72
      @kelseyspringer72 8 лет назад +4

      +comeback Next summer holiday Always

    • @benjisaac
      @benjisaac 8 лет назад +7

      +Lydia Bain BY GRABTHARS HAMMER YOU SHALL BE AVENGED!!!!!!!
      and turn to page 394.

    • @nniaelharar8170
      @nniaelharar8170 8 лет назад +2

      +Lydia Bain SAME

    • @jacquelineokeke1286
      @jacquelineokeke1286 8 лет назад +4

      RIP Alan Rickman. I raise my wand.

  • @irefusetobelievemcrisnotgo2247
    @irefusetobelievemcrisnotgo2247 8 лет назад +44

    Snape: because if a person were to *touch* themselves- (sudden realization)
    Ron: (gaping)
    UH HUH, COULDNT HAVE MEANT ANYTHING.

  • @cerebralpaulc
    @cerebralpaulc 5 лет назад +124

    *THE SCARF OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE*
    *LMAOOOOO*
    *I'M SHAKING*
    Dumbledoor: So he and the scarf of sexual preference won't be back for a while
    Draco: Now I'll never know wether or not I'm gay

  • @oliviahaglund8978
    @oliviahaglund8978 8 лет назад +51

    OKAY BUT THIS MUSICAL IS A FUCKING MASTERPIECE FROM START TO FINISH
    IT IS THE ANTHEM TO MY LIFE'S SONG

  • @pyrogues
    @pyrogues 7 лет назад +452

    "What the HECK is a Hufflepuff?"
    Me. Me is a Hufflepuff.

  • @helmetlesssolairedotpng4220
    @helmetlesssolairedotpng4220 8 лет назад +22

    That Hufflepuff joke was COMEDY GOLD!

  • @imtryingmybest673
    @imtryingmybest673 4 года назад +39

    “For if anyone were to TOUCH THEMSELVES”
    **stares daggers at Ron**

    • @Historygeek2006
      @Historygeek2006 4 года назад +4

      Ginny casually laughing her ass off in the background