Why Ravenclaw is the WORST Hogwarts house

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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024

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  • @MatthewMcCleskey
    @MatthewMcCleskey  Год назад +80

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    • @dylanjones7767
      @dylanjones7767 Год назад +12

      How dare you make an ad entertaining enough to actually watch

    • @Mikewee777
      @Mikewee777 Год назад

      Of course J.K. Rowling would have a racist door that requires you to say the forbidden word that is ending in a hard " R ". She can not keep getting away with this ! Something needs to be done ! That is why I will do absolutely nothing .

    • @peters8512
      @peters8512 Год назад +1

      One of the few RUclips ads I felt no need to skip over.

    • @AdonanS
      @AdonanS Год назад +1

      I'm not usually one for jewelery, but the materials of those rings kind of piqued my interest. I was expecting generic gold and silver.

    • @markherron1407
      @markherron1407 Год назад

      I don't know how to text you!

  • @pizzaguythetabbyandfriends4906
    @pizzaguythetabbyandfriends4906 Год назад +2101

    I now have a headcanon that there's a ton of ravenclaws passed out in front of the door on any given day 😂

    • @PlutoniumBoss
      @PlutoniumBoss Год назад +264

      The books actually mention that it's not unusual to find students stuck outside the door, so it's barely headcanon.

    • @Yorick257
      @Yorick257 Год назад +103

      Honestly, other houses could be worse. If you didn't get a new password, you can't get in. There's at least a chance to get in with Ravenclaw

    • @Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger
      @Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger Год назад +81

      I like it because it encourages you to always stay sharp - if a group of students are stuck outside it means not only did they fail the riddle individually but they failed to work together to get the right answer.
      It would suck after a long day, but it offers the opportunity to sit down and just think - I love that.

    • @hunter5822
      @hunter5822 Год назад +26

      I mean there are usually and they pass off the answers to anyone around when they figure it out.

    • @ceinwenchandler4716
      @ceinwenchandler4716 Год назад +32

      Or maybe there's one kid who's really empathetic and just stations themselves by the door on the inside so they can help their classmates in.

  • @reubenoakley5887
    @reubenoakley5887 Год назад +13

    And just as he cast his final spell, someone opened the door...

  • @NelielSugiura
    @NelielSugiura 9 месяцев назад

    I take it as a good sign of being a Ravenclaw that I had the answer the moment after the door finished asking it. xD

  • @Cryotap
    @Cryotap Год назад +4

    did he really just try to kill a door? XD

  • @jennifersimmons3768
    @jennifersimmons3768 9 месяцев назад

    Everyone in that house is getting these hands

  • @doodlethealien8889
    @doodlethealien8889 Год назад

    I'd commit warcrimes if I were a ravenclaw.... thank fuck im dumb as hell lmao

  • @kre4ture218
    @kre4ture218 Год назад

    To be fair that riddle was was too easy

  • @i_am_ergo
    @i_am_ergo Год назад

    When a shchupit doar questions your wizardly intelligence, the nuclear option is the only option.

  • @Voltaic_Fire
    @Voltaic_Fire Год назад +1366

    I'd certainly become very annoyed if I had to answer a riddle every time I wanted to use a door, especially if I needed the bathroom beyond it.

    • @TC-th1ey
      @TC-th1ey Год назад +88

      Threaten to go to the bathroom on the door. It's worth a shot.

    • @realglutenfree
      @realglutenfree Год назад +37

      I think there are always so many people going through that door that you wont even need to answer a riddle.

    • @BLUEnOVA360JR
      @BLUEnOVA360JR Год назад +57

      I'm a ravenclaw, that doesn't automatically mean I'm good at riddles/puzzles "Ravenclaw? fancy a riddle?" stick it up your arse! I'd sooner blow up the door or fly up to the entrance to the tower than answer a riddle!
      There is alot more to being a Ravenclaw than just puzzles/riddles & smartness. I hate how we yet again get shafted in the game...cool clothes & common room thats about it

    • @enriquegarciacota3914
      @enriquegarciacota3914 Год назад

      I would just pee on the door

    • @camrn_brian
      @camrn_brian Год назад

      We live in a tower. Find a bathroom on the way that’s quick and accessible. We party a shit ton too by the way. Still can get into the fucking common room unlike you other twats.

  • @ianfhtagn1349
    @ianfhtagn1349 Год назад +1397

    Hufflepuffs door woud have awarded bonus points for being hammered

    • @ZeeNastee
      @ZeeNastee Год назад +34

      More likely you'd just be sleeping in the hall covered in something stinky

    • @aprinnyonbreak1290
      @aprinnyonbreak1290 Год назад

      The canonical Hufflepuff group masturbation sessions need everyone there, they can't bother with security

    • @chromesucks5299
      @chromesucks5299 Год назад +16

      They have a door?

    • @Gormfeld
      @Gormfeld Год назад +75

      Their door doesn't open UNLESS you're intoxicated. They don't call it Hufflepuff-puff-pass for nothing...

    • @giselle1929
      @giselle1929 Год назад +37

      ​@@chromesucks5299 yup a door that doesn't open until you tap the barrels in correct rhythm 🙂 if you get the rhythm incorrect you get doused in vinegar lol and that's the same for outsiders

  • @nightsong81
    @nightsong81 Год назад +912

    This is why I'd end up in Azkaban. Door murder.

    • @Gr3yCard1nal
      @Gr3yCard1nal Год назад +36

      Hey, he's not guilty. That door was a mimic!

    • @mhc706
      @mhc706 Год назад +24

      i think you mean "nonconsensual doorway modification" my good man

    • @Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger
      @Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger Год назад +4

      DoorDur.
      Durdur

    • @vincentvonderlinden6952
      @vincentvonderlinden6952 Год назад +3

      Quick question: Are you sent into Azkaban for casting a forbidden spell, kill someone with a spell or both?

    • @Not-an-Alien
      @Not-an-Alien Год назад +5

      @@vincentvonderlinden6952 for performing a forbidden spell on another human. Was originally on fellow wizards but dumbledore or someone like him got it extended to protect muggles as well. Goblins and other creatures are still fair game.

  • @BrockLee3
    @BrockLee3 Год назад +306

    RAVENCLAW: "Just open, you dumb door!"
    DUMBLEDORE: "Did someone call my name?"
    RAVENCLAW: "NO! I'm just trying to get this dumb door to open."
    RIDDLE-DOOR: "You're calling ME dumb? YOU can't even answer a simple riddle."

    • @bestaround3323
      @bestaround3323 Год назад +18

      Yeah because it's three in the morning and I'm wasted

    • @mitch9651
      @mitch9651 Год назад +13

      Tom riddle: did someone call my name? No... (continue)

    • @viniciushenrique6672
      @viniciushenrique6672 10 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@bestaround3323And who's fault is that?
      You getting wasted during the school week is not the door's fault.

    • @bestaround3323
      @bestaround3323 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@viniciushenrique6672 It's the weekend

    • @viniciushenrique6672
      @viniciushenrique6672 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@bestaround3323 It is still during the school period.
      If you were drinking during a holiday or festive occasion, that wouldn't be a problem. But a Ravenclaw, going on a drinking rampage until get wasted, until the dead of night, knowing full well that you won't be able to solve the riddle of the door because of it, doesn't seem very SMART to me.
      Besides, if you have done such a thing before, then you should have already sought to learn a spell to get sober again.
      Remember, the fact that Ravenclaw students are able to get in and out without any problems just shows to us that the riddles are pretty easy for those of the house.
      Failing at those is just skill issue.

  • @gharn2594
    @gharn2594 Год назад +285

    This is why the Ravenclaw common room is the only one with a second entrance.

    • @CadanL
      @CadanL Год назад +38

      Yes the public entrance (riddle door) and the house only entrance

    • @hoid9407
      @hoid9407 Год назад +75

      And all you need to access that second entrance is some drunk broom flying in the dark. Classic Hogwarts: We can do this the hard way, or the way that kills students.

    • @naoz9228
      @naoz9228 Год назад +7

      ​​@@hoid9407 well the answer to this is simple don't get drunk, if you appreciate having your thoughts intact I don't see a reason why anyone would do that, if they do they should know the consequences and bring a pillow outside 😂, that is indeed very dumb like leaving your house without the key

    • @hoid9407
      @hoid9407 Год назад +11

      @@naoz9228 I mean, the entire skit was about a drunk guy trying to get in. Obviously not drinking is the easy answer, but that also misses the point of the conversation

    • @naoz9228
      @naoz9228 Год назад +4

      @@hoid9407 yea but it blames the house, great joke but ravenclaws should atleast know not to do that and only do it if accepting this fate 😅

  • @cfehunter
    @cfehunter Год назад +626

    I feel like this would happen once, and then after that the door's getting wedged open and never closed again.

    • @AdonanS
      @AdonanS Год назад +67

      😂 Damn right. Even Ravenclaws would get fed up with this bullshit.

    • @LucaBirchtrees
      @LucaBirchtrees Год назад +30

      Or they’d have the equivalent of a designated driver to solve the riddle😂

    • @diamondly6250
      @diamondly6250 Год назад +7

      theres always one a hole who in wedges it

    • @TheCursedCat1927
      @TheCursedCat1927 Год назад +4

      The Doors are charmed and close automatically on their own.
      So good luck wedging it open.

    • @cfehunter
      @cfehunter Год назад +22

      @@TheCursedCat1927 steel wedge? I bet you could buy a magical door wedge?
      Knock the pin out of the hinges if all else fails.

  • @TimeLady128
    @TimeLady128 Год назад +315

    When I read the books, I always imagined myself going in and out of the door all the time, because I wanted more and more riddles. Eventually, the door would be so done with me that she just opens whenever I get there because there were no other riddles left.

    • @silviasabo962
      @silviasabo962 Год назад +31

      That'd be so cool! It would proof that Ravenclaws are ones who everyone should be afraid of 😁

    • @SamGrant-jm6mz
      @SamGrant-jm6mz Год назад +9

      You really are ravenclaw. I enjoy riddles but not that much

    • @yasininn76
      @yasininn76 11 месяцев назад +4

      Bro just wanted to exhaust humanity's entire supply of riddles

    • @benjamindeh873
      @benjamindeh873 11 месяцев назад +11

      "Riddles Exhausted, please insert credit card to unlock DLC with more riddles"

    • @grantpflum6844
      @grantpflum6844 11 месяцев назад +1

      I always pictured myself giving the same answer every time. C4. And then probably getting kicked out. I don't do well with riddles.

  • @Kondase
    @Kondase Год назад +678

    I love the voice of the door. She did a good job.

  • @Lawrence_Talbot
    @Lawrence_Talbot Год назад +1369

    Jesus if they put that in Hogwarts Legacy, no one would be a Ravenclaw

    • @bolladragon
      @bolladragon Год назад +180

      Fortunately, our character figures it out without prompting.

    • @EisensteinPrime
      @EisensteinPrime Год назад +238

      It would be brilliant if normally the riddle has multiple choice and it contains the correct answer but after a few butterbeers it only contains wrong answers and you have to sleep in the hall 😂

    • @matthewmartinez3550
      @matthewmartinez3550 Год назад +52

      I would 200% have played Ravenclaw on my first run (I was already 100% when I made my choice).

    • @victorro8760
      @victorro8760 Год назад +19

      It wouldn't have mattered because there is nothing to do there.

    • @bodaugherty9654
      @bodaugherty9654 Год назад +54

      You underestimate those who want to join Ravenclaw.

  • @mshumai
    @mshumai Год назад +322

    OK, automatic like just from the creative and hilarious sponsor segment. The sponsor got their money's worth and then some with your awesome animations and comedic dialogue.
    Oh yeah and the Ravenclaw content was good too.

    • @SirSpence99
      @SirSpence99 Год назад +18

      Actually, one of the better ads I've seen. If all ads were like it, I wouldn't have adblock on everything.

    • @chrisjones5949
      @chrisjones5949 Год назад +5

      "It's legally NOT MAGIC, stop saying that"

    • @Sinhsseax
      @Sinhsseax Год назад

      I still would have preferred the ad after the video. This way, it's strange.

  • @Jiirah
    @Jiirah Год назад +596

    And that is what made me immediately NOT want to be Ravenclaw while reading the books. The scenes of kids stuck outside the door, trying to figure out the current riddle, just so they could go to bed or grab their textbook or whatever. I highly value learning and intelligence but lord I would not want to be blocked from basic amenities based on if I could figure out a riddle quickly. Seems like the "smart" house would be smart enough to know that intelligence is shown in multiple ways, not just riddle pop quizzes.
    I'll be down in the dungeons happily in my bed, learning how to also disguise myself into an armchair in order to avoid unwanted guests.

    • @realglutenfree
      @realglutenfree Год назад +61

      I can imagine enough Ravenclaw kids go throught that door during the day and in the evening, so you will rarely have to open it yourself. And maybe the children share the answer to the riddle with each other every morning.

    • @BLUEnOVA360JR
      @BLUEnOVA360JR Год назад +21

      Yeah I said this in one if my other comments.. Ravenclaws aren't all puzzle/riddle geniuses, I love creating things...for instance I'm working on a storyboard of my HL MC mostly I'm quickly sketching on the back of receipts(&making the poachers much more vicious in combat). I don't mind some puzzles but riddles I hate...if it has nuance to it & you think of something unexpected that's okay. I also heavily dislike those stupid "99.9% of people will fail this test" or the number ones & you have some jackass saying no to every answer.
      As for that door I'd either use reducto or get peeves to annoy it so much that it let's me in Hehe he

    • @crazysquriel
      @crazysquriel Год назад +6

      I feel like we have similar energy, but I would be the one who answers the riddle easily and is secluded alone in the top of the tower pretending to be a coat rack or some shit.

    • @serronserron1320
      @serronserron1320 Год назад +4

      And there's probably a smart-ass prankster who designed a few spells with completely ridiculous answers that absolutely no one would think of without a wild guess

    • @Ikajo
      @Ikajo Год назад +9

      Come on, are you really surprised that Rowling arbitrarily assigned traits to eleven year old kids? That's the whole plot of her books.

  • @dc8179
    @dc8179 Год назад +76

    He honestly got an easy riddle (I always go for the "word, not the concept" trick first because it's so common). The couple riddles we get in the books are extremely vague and the answers are hand-wavey at best

    • @catpoke9557
      @catpoke9557 Год назад +7

      You got the answer because you're a ravenclaw, harry

  • @agelessorca
    @agelessorca Год назад +217

    I did in fact guess the answer to the riddle, but that would really be terrible to deal with. Maybe I should reconsider having Ravenclaw as my house...

    • @megafoodie6984
      @megafoodie6984 Год назад +47

      Imagine being chased by Voldemort and you have to stop, listen, think, and answer a riddle. You're already dead.

    • @basedandbinguspilled1482
      @basedandbinguspilled1482 Год назад +5

      Has anyone ever told you how brilliant you are? You're smarter than everyone else

    • @giselle1929
      @giselle1929 Год назад +9

      the only thing that's stopping me from being a ravenclaw is the riddle part ...imagine answering a riddle everytime in order to get into the common room...that would be soo infuriating

    • @Nienna_Asyare
      @Nienna_Asyare Год назад

      I got both as well!

    • @azahel542
      @azahel542 Год назад +3

      @@giselle1929 This and being a muggle.

  • @justinmccurdy9319
    @justinmccurdy9319 Год назад +57

    "Of three letters, add two, and fewer there will be."
    That's a good one! The solution is in the riddle itself.

    • @justicetaylor3050
      @justicetaylor3050 Год назад +31

      Are the 3 letters Few and the 2 letters to add “ER”?

    • @yasminthespiritsinger7704
      @yasminthespiritsinger7704 Год назад +5

      YEP

    • @hmmm348
      @hmmm348 Год назад +16

      Three (a 5 letter word) plus two becomes five (a 4 letter word).

    • @anduin9141
      @anduin9141 Год назад +17

      I would argue that riddle is to open to have but a single answer and therefore unneccesary hard,especially as both variations are far harder to solve without pen and paper. Both the approach of going from "Few" to "Fewer" is correct, as well as counting the letters in "Three" and the Letters in "Five". Good riddles should have only one corret solution, not two that "somewhat" make sense.

    • @Aquilenne
      @Aquilenne Год назад +4

      ​@@justicetaylor3050 Nah, they're Ewe and the letters to add are F and R.

  • @insertclevernamehere1186
    @insertclevernamehere1186 Год назад +52

    That Ravenclaw door riddle in Hogwarts Legacy ticks me off for one particular reason: the answer is obviously "Ghost"! The riddle is "Which lived longer, the Ghost or the Poltergeist?", right? Well, Poltergeists were never alive to begin with, but the Ghost was alive before they died, so the answer "Ghost" because they had actually lived at some point! Yet the game not only doesn't offer you the chance to actually solve the riddle, just has your character spout off cryptic nonsense that basically equates to "Trick question, neither were alive", like what?!

    • @SebasTian58323
      @SebasTian58323 Год назад +6

      Ghosts aren't alive. They're both undead creatures of the spectral type. Your player character is correct

    • @insertclevernamehere1186
      @insertclevernamehere1186 Год назад +22

      @archdemondemiurge5832 but the question is "which LIVED longer", as in past tense. The ghost was alive at one point, the poltergeist was not. Our character says that a non-being could NEVER have been, which is incorrect.

    • @SebasTian58323
      @SebasTian58323 Год назад +6

      @@insertclevernamehere1186 I see. Then yeah, that's a nonsense answer.

    • @HiThereImLily
      @HiThereImLily Год назад +3

      ​@@insertclevernamehere1186Nope, ghosts were never actually alive. They're not the soul stuck on earth, but an imprint left by the person upon death. Therefore neither poltergeists nor ghosts were ever truly alive.

    • @factfiend1000
      @factfiend1000 Год назад +4

      ​@@HiThereImLily I forgot the writer's name, but he said that the soul was divided into two parts, the astral and aerial bodies. The Astral Body went to the afterlife, but the aerial body could remain in Earth. Basically the same concept as the Ba and Ka of Egypt.

  • @gaddyric
    @gaddyric Год назад +62

    That part when she is repeating the riddle with so much frustration and anger... LMAO

  • @Moshi_Teitoku
    @Moshi_Teitoku Год назад +117

    I believe every Ravenclaw member knows how to use Avadakedavra

    • @NoNameAtAll2
      @NoNameAtAll2 Год назад +1

      not enough rage

    • @King_Cobra0
      @King_Cobra0 Год назад

      indeed.

    • @EliasMheart
      @EliasMheart Год назад +5

      That's why the door was installed. Everyone goes through this experience, at some point, and they learn a valuable spell.

    • @kevlarvest7375
      @kevlarvest7375 11 месяцев назад +1

      I believe every Hufflepuff knows Abracadabra 😂

    • @u31inked
      @u31inked 14 дней назад

      @@NoNameAtAll2 You soon find it if you have to deal with the door.

  • @Xeldur
    @Xeldur Год назад +90

    I love how the lawyer already knew what he was getting into, then struggle between helping the client and giving up

  • @ピックス-v2v
    @ピックス-v2v Год назад +67

    This has to be the first time I did not skip the sponsor segment part of the video. Love the comedic timing on the cutoff as well

  • @levchenkodarya
    @levchenkodarya Год назад +22

    Good thing that Ravenclaw's dorm is located in the tower, so you can just fly to the window and ask your roommates to let you in, or even just leave it open beforehand :D

    • @peterwhite6415
      @peterwhite6415 9 месяцев назад +3

      I think all houses, except Slytherin have easy window acess (if you have a broom).
      Ravenclaw is up in a tower, same as Gryffindor, while Hufflepuff doesnt need a broom, im not sure if the windows are big enough.
      Infortunally the danger noodles have no luck unless they want to use the sewers to sneak in.

  • @StudioBakuAnimation
    @StudioBakuAnimation Год назад +52

    Omg I forgot about that part, but that is really the worst.
    Great new animation! Awesome how you integrated the ad, I enjoyed watching it :D

  • @mhc706
    @mhc706 Год назад +102

    CLEARLY the sorting hat is to blame. a child who goes out and gets wasted the night before classes, then tries to assault the door when he is too drunk to figure out a riddle (and with one of curses the wizarding world has banned) is no ravenclaw.
    this must have been an alternate dimension where crab or goyle ended up in ravenclaw instead of slytherin

    • @nonamepasserbya6658
      @nonamepasserbya6658 Год назад +14

      Being drunk sounds not relatable but imagine this, you have the shittiest day ever, your coffee (or whatever keeps you awake assuming you aren't immune to caffeine for some reason), then you got paired against someone who chugged a whole bottle of Luck Potion and skipping that class means that you have to stay behind and getting chewed out by McGonagall. Then some prankster decided to use an ear plugging spell while you are trying to get a potion to work in a way that couldn't have possibly worked unless you have the Half Blood Prince book and you are SOL because you need to go to the bathroom but all of them are occupied save for the one with Myrtle.
      Does this sound ridiculous and mentally taxing unless you are unable to get a headache for whatever reason? Yes
      Can it happen in Harry Potter? Absolutely

    • @Aquilenne
      @Aquilenne Год назад +7

      Don't forget not being able to solve the next riddle even after sleeping off the drunkenness

    • @maskedmaki9345
      @maskedmaki9345 5 месяцев назад

      Sounds like most academics honestly, intelligence doesn’t necessarily mean wisdom.

  • @zsugynoktitkos7257
    @zsugynoktitkos7257 Год назад +14

    I wonder how many "homeless" Ravenclaw wandering in the castle time to time XD

  • @diamondedge83
    @diamondedge83 Год назад +16

    This is why Ravenclaws have a Designated Doorman.

  • @Mylenapony
    @Mylenapony Год назад +161

    As a Ravenclaw, can confirm I’d be to stupid to get into the dorm

    • @aprinnyonbreak1290
      @aprinnyonbreak1290 Год назад +9

      Just transfigure the door into a piece of cheese or something, haul a floo in there, and stop worrying about it. Worst case just get a Time Turner and just paradox your way past the door every day.
      Think smarter, not harder, anyone wasting time spent studying magic on riddles or finding their keys is obviously insecure about the former, and is thinking more like a Griffindor than a Ravenclaw, and should be spoken to very slowly in words of less than two syllables accordingly.

    • @Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger
      @Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger Год назад +6

      *too

    • @tiamystic
      @tiamystic Год назад

      SAME

    • @nonamepasserbya6658
      @nonamepasserbya6658 Год назад +2

      @@aprinnyonbreak1290 Maybe the Ministry of Magic forbade the former when Umbridge was a teacher and the latter doesn't work when the Gryffindors/Hufflepuffs drained all of the Time Turner reserves to save the world

    • @aprinnyonbreak1290
      @aprinnyonbreak1290 Год назад +1

      @@nonamepasserbya6658
      ....just transfigure Umbrige into a piece of cheese or something?

  • @BluMacaw
    @BluMacaw Год назад +9

    I'm so glad I was able to figure out it was "R" before you revealed the answer. Then again not before my 3rd attempt.

  • @wandauriel
    @wandauriel Год назад +53

    Honestly I would permanently carry a pillow and a blanket with me. Yes, I'm a Ravenclaw 💀🤣

  • @aymanelkadouri8235
    @aymanelkadouri8235 Год назад +47

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
    NOT THE RIDDLES
    AVADA KADABRA!!!!

  • @foureyes840
    @foureyes840 Год назад +13

    Well they can ask another fellow Ravenclaw to answer it or enter it together when someone answer the riddle. There's many way to enter the common room if one use his/her wits and not just intelligence. That's the beauty of Ravenclaw, they need to think logically, creatively, and also plan for everything.

  • @DanaOtken
    @DanaOtken Год назад +13

    I've always assumed the riddles were supposed to be pretty easy, given by a being able to provide hints or substitute riddles. And it's not like a Ravenclaw during most of the school's history couldn't use one of the other common rooms for basic amenities. This stuff was designed in-setting for flavour reinforcing house themes, not actual security.

    • @yasininn76
      @yasininn76 11 месяцев назад

      Yeah, nobody gives a shit about security in hogwarts anywua

  • @GingerNinja-os7lj
    @GingerNinja-os7lj Год назад +12

    Imagine being a ravenclaw but sucks at riddles so bloody badly lol

    • @rneuil
      @rneuil Год назад

      İt's me

  • @carastone1897
    @carastone1897 Год назад +6

    Ive always been placed in ravenclaw but Im absolutely terrible at riddles

    • @silviasabo962
      @silviasabo962 Год назад +5

      Actually you can be smart and bad at riddles at the same time

  • @Hex.A.Decimal
    @Hex.A.Decimal Год назад +9

    I see this as a win win. I love riddles, and the dorms would be quieter. But I guessed your riddle, and have worked a summer camp. Absolutely this is a failcheck for sobriety.

  • @crimsonhawk52
    @crimsonhawk52 Год назад +13

    I was absolutely thinking this as a ravenclaw in my playthrough. Ravenclaws are known for the strength of their brains and the strength of their legs

  • @imranahmad-uh9fi
    @imranahmad-uh9fi Год назад +16

    i'm so glad im subscribed to this channel. mega underrated creator.

  • @raeldri5867
    @raeldri5867 Год назад +8

    Hahahhahaha lol the door even give him a hint when he replied rain 😂 so close and yet so far

  • @UrvineSpiegel
    @UrvineSpiegel Год назад +12

    I wouldn't even bother with the dorm. I'd just get a tent and sleep outside

    • @mrfrost6211
      @mrfrost6211 Год назад

      Tell the giant man eating spiders hi!~
      Seriously tho have that wand nearby when you sleep out their

  • @LuminousWhispers11
    @LuminousWhispers11 Год назад +13

    The riddles are said to be logically based. So, if you overthink it, you will have a hard time since you have to think logically. It is more common for people to guess randomly than it is to analyze what the door is saying. Often riddles will have simple answers or multiple answers, you just don't think about it. Have to think outside of the box as seen.
    So, the door forces its inhabitants to gain a logical mindset and to have Ravenclaw traits, despite the downsides, I give the creator of the door credit. Although, someone inside can open the door for people outside and it is said that people tend to guess the riddles in groups.

  • @yasininn76
    @yasininn76 11 месяцев назад +5

    And that's why you always need a designated door riddler when you go to have a few drinks

  • @asahearts1
    @asahearts1 Год назад +11

    Hey I guessed it. What was the second riddle? I wanna try it but I couldn't make out the beginning.

    • @khaosklub
      @khaosklub Год назад +8

      I'm a word of letters 3, add 2, and FEWER there will be

    • @asahearts1
      @asahearts1 Год назад +17

      @@khaosklub Someone else let me know in their comment and I think I got it but it doesn't make 100% sense (like many riddles) so I'm not sure.
      Edit: actually what you said is a little different than what they said so I'm sure it's right now.
      [space for spoiler]
      I think it's the word "few" because it's 3 letters and adding 2 more makes fewer.

    • @vecghul2793
      @vecghul2793 Год назад +1

      @@asahearts1 That wasn't what I was thinking, but that makes a whole lot more sense.

    • @asahearts1
      @asahearts1 Год назад

      @@vecghul2793 What was your idea?

    • @kitmond6176
      @kitmond6176 Год назад

      @@asahearts1 Your answer is correct

  • @GldnClaw
    @GldnClaw Год назад +10

    (insert answer to the last riddle here)

    • @ZevTor
      @ZevTor Год назад +9

      answer is "few". another way of asking the riddle to make it obvious is, a three letter word that when you add two letters become fewer.

    • @ControllerTophamHatt
      @ControllerTophamHatt Год назад +13

      I couldn't even make out the second riddle

    • @thewoollywizard3762
      @thewoollywizard3762 Год назад +1

      ​@Top Hat the audio for it was a bit off. Had to rewind and use context to understand the first few words.

    • @newgirlde
      @newgirlde Год назад +2

      @@ZevTor Thank you I misheard the riddle and thought it was "I am a word of letters 3 AND 2 and fewer there will be".

    • @LeoLionxyzed
      @LeoLionxyzed Год назад +1

      @@ZevTor Thanks, I was stuck thinking along the lines of numbers where +2 would make it shorter.

  • @berhonkusbardledoo
    @berhonkusbardledoo Год назад +2

    Is the answer the letter “R” because I was thinking about it the whole time
    Edit : I just finished the video haha I got it 👍

  • @rjmacready505
    @rjmacready505 Год назад +7

    That was the first time I've ever intentionally watched an ad a second time. You are killing it!

  • @dawesome_sauce
    @dawesome_sauce Год назад +37

    Reading the Harry Potter books as a young child, I wondered this very thing. It's good to see someone express it in video form.
    Also, this was one of your best ads to date.

  • @JoeSchmoer
    @JoeSchmoer Год назад +7

    Congratulations, you successfully got me to not skip through the sponsorship for the first time ever.

  • @vincentvonderlinden6952
    @vincentvonderlinden6952 Год назад +6

    Does the door have a keyhole? I mean could you try to let someone open the door from the inside by casting imperio through the keyhole on him? And maybe you could modify the door to create a keyhole for you if you give a specific Codewort as an answer to a riddle.

    • @crazysquriel
      @crazysquriel Год назад +9

      Found the Slytherin.

    • @crambibbly
      @crambibbly Год назад

      The door is sentient lady. If it has a keyhole and I'm drunk, I'm fucking that keyhole.

  • @angrybudgie96
    @angrybudgie96 Год назад +6

    At first I was offended at the title because I am a Ravenclaw...but after watching the video, I now can't argue lol

  • @SilentDragonW3
    @SilentDragonW3 Год назад +10

    The sponsor content could have been its short own video, that was hilarious!

  • @YorkJonhson
    @YorkJonhson Год назад +6

    Many dark wizards were born this way.

  • @thom333s
    @thom333s Год назад +5

    Omg I can't believe i can buy a magical ring

  • @werdna1969
    @werdna1969 Год назад +4

    Still better than clicking on images of traffic lights or motorcycles

  • @Val.Kyrie.
    @Val.Kyrie. Год назад +5

    Door riddles are why I figured I was too dumb for ravenclaw and defaulted to hufflepuff 🤷🏼‍♀️
    I mean if it was this easy it’s fine but I don’t think it was this easy in the books.

  • @AConquerorsVendetta
    @AConquerorsVendetta Год назад +8

    That Bees line made me think of Magic Schoolbus

  • @47ndrant42
    @47ndrant42 Год назад +4

    Would be so fun to see a video with hufflepuffs door, or some guy being dumbfounded by all the magic

  • @pearljaime2
    @pearljaime2 Год назад +1

    So that's why there's no remarkable ravenclaw villains. They probably got locked themselves somewhere.

  • @enkiduthewildman
    @enkiduthewildman Год назад +3

    Um, this is why Ravenclaw is the *best* house.
    Only real G's let in.
    You can't hang, you gonna get dropped!

  • @bast4rdlyreaper
    @bast4rdlyreaper Год назад +3

    I suspect that this Ravenclaw might be submitting a request to join Hustlepuff soon.

  • @ZeeNastee
    @ZeeNastee Год назад +6

    Screw it, I'm spending the night in Hagrid's hut

  • @ladyalicent705
    @ladyalicent705 7 месяцев назад +1

    Now imagine you finally get it right but two certain Dark Brotherhood assassins try and pull the oldest trick in the book

  • @TheLemonyOne
    @TheLemonyOne Год назад +5

    I've never seen an ad segment be the best part of the video hahaha, that was gold... and also magic

  • @puggers8219
    @puggers8219 Год назад +1

    For me I'd get too pissed off and just fly my broomstick through the fuckin window

  • @NBluth
    @NBluth Год назад +3

    I really wanted him to go "Aaaarrrrgh" and just have the door open

  • @OmegaHeroLegacy
    @OmegaHeroLegacy Год назад +27

    Am I the only one screaming the answer to each riddle at my computer monitor while the drunk guy answers wrong over and over? I guess that online quiz I took forever ago was right and I'm a Ravenclaw.

    • @elima5646
      @elima5646 Год назад

      ​​​​@@LTNetjakis the answer to the first one r?

    • @arandomcheese
      @arandomcheese Год назад

      @@elima5646 Yes, it is.

    • @elima5646
      @elima5646 Год назад

      @@arandomcheese ok, thanks

    • @chrysaliscrisis8530
      @chrysaliscrisis8530 Год назад

      same!! i always got sorted into either gryffindor or hufflepuff, but i got both of these riddles right away. either they're too easy or i need to retake the hogwarts house quiz lol

  • @marhola100
    @marhola100 Год назад +1

    According to Pottermore I'm a Ravenclaw, and I would hate that.

  • @J-R-2000
    @J-R-2000 Год назад +1

    Im not a riddle smart so ill just gotta grab all my stuff and a sleeping bag and just sleep in the hufflepuff lol 😅

  • @BlueMageWithSoulEdge
    @BlueMageWithSoulEdge Год назад +3

    Yeah, I'll be so screwed if I was in Ravenclaw. I am generally bad with riddles; I don't even have to be drunk to get them wrong.

  • @nimblejarl7635
    @nimblejarl7635 Год назад +2

    1st answer: R
    2nd answer: Few

  • @asterozoan
    @asterozoan Год назад +1

    aww man this is good content but your attempt at an English accent here is all over the place haha

  • @chrisjones5949
    @chrisjones5949 Год назад +2

    "Hey, door, I've got a riddle for you. When is a Jack also a Johnny?"

  • @raptorskilltor4554
    @raptorskilltor4554 Год назад +3

    The Harry Potter cartoon that I always wanted

  • @tarvoc746
    @tarvoc746 Год назад +1

    I don't think that's as bad as it gets in Hogwarts. Sure, he had to sleep in the hallway for a night, but at least he didn't have to spend his entire formative years in a Nazi echo chamber run by an emotionally abusive incel.

  • @DarkAtHearts
    @DarkAtHearts Год назад +3

    And yet, the answer is "R"

  • @buddyryusukanku1886
    @buddyryusukanku1886 Год назад +2

    I keep seeing Ravenclaw being the House that no one comes to the aid of.
    "You'd think that it would be Slytherin but no, it turns out no one likes know-it-alls, even in the wizarding world and here we have an entire wing filled with them... and a know-it-all door! Everyone likes the Hufflepuffs but we Ravenclaw kids are TOLERATED because it's sometimes useful to have a know-it-all you can ask about stuff before going right back to ignoring them!"

    • @mrfrost6211
      @mrfrost6211 Год назад +1

      Or use a sliterin to help figure out a alternate means, cunning is sometimes the better or all knowing

  • @Outlander69
    @Outlander69 Год назад +1

    I feel bad for this guy.
    The answer is “few”

  • @Mckadow
    @Mckadow Год назад +3

    It's few.

  • @mareklonestar7053
    @mareklonestar7053 11 месяцев назад +1

    "Did you say..._beeeeees?_" I love how she says it XD

  • @cupobug
    @cupobug Год назад +3

    Took me looking at captions to understand what she said
    Few

  • @kennhwang4188
    @kennhwang4188 11 месяцев назад +1

    OK, the sponsored bit was brilliant.

  • @TheHufflepuffHobbit
    @TheHufflepuffHobbit Год назад +1

    What is seen in the middle of March and April that cannot be at the beginning or end of either month The letter R

  • @2MeterLP
    @2MeterLP Год назад +2

    Apart from being annoying, he house doors are terrible security. The gryffindor door is opened by saying a password. Out loud. In a hallway everyone is allowed in.
    Anyone could enter the Gryffindor room by just lurking in the hallway until someone has to say the password out loud to enter.
    Im sure they could use magic to make a door that only opens when a student of the house stands in front of it. Or just hang up a portrait of a guy with great memory and tell it "these are the new students, let em in for the next seven years"

  • @davidalearmonth
    @davidalearmonth Год назад +3

    I bet you could get in with a Hadouken!

  • @RabidMustang
    @RabidMustang Год назад +1

    I'm definitely ravenclaw, but that riddle was way too easy.

  • @OMGnotThatGuy
    @OMGnotThatGuy Год назад +1

    Wow dude. Next time just don’t do the bad British accent. You’re in contention with Dick Van Dyke for the worst fake British accent ever.

    • @MatthewMcCleskey
      @MatthewMcCleskey  Год назад +5

      oh please. Dick Van Dyke's is way better than mine.

    • @OMGnotThatGuy
      @OMGnotThatGuy Год назад

      ​@@MatthewMcCleskey LOL, well try not to start a war. They just got a new King and he might be looking for something he can use to make it look like he's in charge. Just sayin...

  • @MrArrmageddon
    @MrArrmageddon Год назад +1

    When the ad is just as good as the actual video. Mad respect!

  • @crazysquriel
    @crazysquriel Год назад +2

    The writer of this script is definitely a Hufflepuff.

  • @-my4skinwastakeninasickjew426
    @-my4skinwastakeninasickjew426 Год назад +50

    Very deep lore this. Well done mate. 👏

  • @Ioid_forger
    @Ioid_forger Месяц назад

    The answer for the first riddle is the letter "R" because It’s in the middle of "March" and "April," but not at the beginning or the end of either word. The answer to the last riddle is “few.” If you take the word “few,” it has three letters. If you add “two” to it, you get the word “fewer,” which still only has four letters, so it’s “fewer.”

  • @Helmotz.
    @Helmotz. Год назад +4

    loved the sponsor segment strangely enough

  • @stephenkimbrough2080
    @stephenkimbrough2080 Год назад +2

    Brennan Lee Mulligan has something to say about this joke.

  • @Slothi_Deathi
    @Slothi_Deathi Год назад +1

    I guess I am a good Ravenclaw since I got the riddle right xD

  • @zawarudo8991
    @zawarudo8991 Год назад +2

    This and flashgitz gotta be the only sponsor skits I enjoy. Lmao