Colonel Mustang's Rap
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- Опубликовано: 13 апр 2019
- Roy Mustang Rap
Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood 4-koma theatre
Lyrics:
Oh snap snap
Spark spark
It's time to light up the diggy-diggy-dark
I'm the Flame Alchemist and I'm gonna be fuhrer
My beats are hot and my rhymes are purer
I like the ladies in the miniskirts
I be posin' in the mirror without my fancy shirts
I'm gonna set your heart on fire
WHOOSH
WHOOSH
And you know my heart burns bright too
KABOOM
KABOOM
My firepower tonight is feelin' just right
KABLAM
KABLAM 
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"The only thing hotter than my rhymes, were my war crimes."
OOF.
ouch...
"I killed millions and got billions of dimes!"
""The only thing hotter than my rhymes, were my war crimes and my hawkeye."
Mustang in a nutshell lol
0:32 he doesn’t even hesitate. Love it
"Finally, god, take me. Give me death."
That's the face of a man who has accepted death
@@anthonymelcher6190 No, a man that yearns for it
@@pedroportela6476 yeah, and helps by putting the gun up to his own heart.
I just imagined Him saying “take the shot, now.”
This is so mediocre that I could actually imagine Roy doing it and thinking he's cool, lol
It would not be cool, it would be hot.
Bad joke I know.
And Riza's just hiding her face in her hands
Havoc would hype him up, and you know it
@@gigik_ and Edward would record it
Billy Siravo I couldn’t agree with all this more
I couldn't keep it together after "diggy diggy dark"
I couldn't keep it together as soon as Mustang started singing.
Congratulations I am ur thousandth like
Yup. It's just... How'd he come up with all that?
I couldn't keep it together after "spark spark"
It’s so fucking hilarious
Alternate title: Travis Willingham having way too much fun voicing Roy Mustang
That fits too well XD
Imagine, Zuko Will Rap Roy Mustang's Rap
Now if he played Roy mustang in DnD I would be happy
@@assassain0425 Unfortunately, Liam kinda beat him to it
I have never thought of this, but now I have and can't forget it
Let's all take the time to appreciate the Roy Mustang wrote his own hold music
Wrote and performed
he's an artist
He only wrote it himself to avoid paying someone else to do it.
Where did this come from?
This is actually my ringtone
A man of culture I see
Please share
How do you do that?
Paola Smallwood he used alchemy
same.
You can tell Travis is having so much fun with this.
Facts
He even admitted that they had to stop recording after one of the first takes because everyone involved was crying from laughter.
@@cjvs1604 They even had to rewrite it from their original translation because they couldn't get through it. :D
Travis cot
When I listen to this I only hear Travis. No roy. Just Travis having fun
Envy was just doing him a favor at that point
Plot Twist: Envy was the one who made the music
Plot twist: His daughter made the scripts for Roy Mustang as a gift.
@@animatoraoi3672 so lust
I love this so much it’s scary
*”WHOOSH WHOOSH”*
Brooke Lowery 😂🤣
*"KABOOM KABOOM"*
“KABLAM KABLAM”
how can you make this your ringtone?
The *inhales* just makes it 100 times better
1k likes and 0 comments? Let me make it 1
I lost it at WHOOSH WHOOSH.
Same
I can’t explain how but this is somehow in character
I had to type Snap snap spark spark
Just to find this
Lol
Me: 2003 is already really good I don’t need to watch the remake what can it even offer
The remake:
2003 was good but felt incomplete with how it ended and yes I know about the movie I watched it but still the ending just felt like they took out a dozen episodes and edited the last one too line it up so the anime would have an ending
@@Spicystachegamer I bet it was hard writing that without spoilers. Thanks! I'm not finished with 2003 yet so Thanks for not spoiling.
@@karpad4072 after you finish the 2003 make sure to watch fullmetal alchemist : conquer of shamballa. It concludes the series of 2003
@@user-ei4jo5pw2m Is that the movie?
@@karpad4072 yes, It is the movie. In fact , it’s free on RUclips to watch. I cried at the end. I hope that wasn’t a spoil 😬
0:16
Maes’ thoughts: I thought Riza destroyed that recording a while ago...
I thought she shot it out of a cannon at Major Armstrong who punched it into oblivion.
........I never know how much I need Travis to play a bard until this moment.
I never knew I needed this so bad, but damnnnn
My firepower tonight is feeling just right KABLAM KABLAM
*Gorilla Breathing*
*"I like the ladies in the miniskirts."*
Love the callback to the original FMA Anime when he did a whole anime sequence saying that. 😂😂😂
It's literally from the manga but ok
@cherry🌸 Literally any anime is from a manga 💀💀💀
@@Theoneandonlygoatofdocuhebagsaaaaah.... nope
@ekuzo4 Yes it is. Anime needs a source material.
@@Theoneandonlygoatofdocuhebags lol no? that's like saying every TV show comes from a book. they make original anime, too. you're just factually incorrect and spreading misinformation easily disproven with a google search
Who else wants to see the continuation of the rap
Oh my gosh yes lol
*Diggy Diggy Dark* ...
The best rap scene since "Is This A Zombie? "
More fire than mustangs flame alchemy
In the rain
oh, BURN
@@river446 How is it a burn, if it's raining?
shhhhh
Terrible day for rain
@@bestmom5788 we didn't see that one coming. neither did mustang
This has affixed itself to my mind more permanently than flextape
after he was shot Hughes just needed some flex-seal, because...
**THATS ALOT-A-DAMAGE**
It's pretty embarrassing how often I listened to this already.
ME TOO
Imagine editing this into the actual episode.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
@@karpad4072 where is it?
Imagine he just accepts death after hearing that.
In DBX, Roy Just Accept His Death When Zuko Cut His Arms Before Roy's Head Is Decapitated
How do I make this my ringtone
I have an android phone, dunno if it'll work for iPhone but:
1. Copy the video's url
2. Paste it on a yt to mp3 website
3. Download
4. Find it in your files
5. click on "set as..."
6. Choose ringtone
@@olivergarden3675 I might do it as well so thx
Top Ten Rappers Eminem Is Afraid Of
You just know everyone outside the recording booth was absolutely loosing their shit when Travis Willingham was freestyling this.
The whole thing is really good, but the *inhales* are what kills me every time I watch it.
Envy only told him to hang up the phone because he could hear the hold music.
Random guy: Yea, I'm gonna be a big rapper someday.
His music:
Travis Willingham had way too much fun doing this part... *AND THIS WASN'T EVEN FOR THE OFFICIAL ANIME!*
I love how this has NO dislikes. It’s great. This is perfect
1 month later and still no dislikes
As it should be
Now it has
smaple 2 people are gay
Dekelekelekelekelekelekelekelekelekelekelekelekele looks like envy and lust weren’t fans of the rap 🤷🏻♂️
Biggest rule about seeing no dislikes is to not say that there are no dislikes, because people will dislike just to spite you lmao
Knuckles in the background: “Meme approved”
he's like "nah i'd rather die"
Plot Twist: Hughes was mentally broken by Roy's Rap to the point he pulled a "John Wick" on fake Maria.
His career ended before it started, just like Maes Hughes’ life.
I put this as my phone's ringtone
How?
mAgIc
SAME
Funimation should hire Travis Willingham to record a full version of the rap
Or maybe even on a convention.
i like to imagine thats actually just colonel mustang singing into the phone instead of a recording
“I like my ladies in their miniskirts” that makes this so much better. Only in FMA.
Edit: I just realized she has no mole again. Is this supposed to be that scene? That’s evil. 0:36
Envy forgot to add it while disguised as Mariah Ross
I want a 10 hour of this
same
Ah, yes that's my favorite war criminal
😂 same
if i ever get that type of rap in my calls i will be like
''just kill me now''
Hughes didn't die for this
Hughes died because of this
I'm gonna be honest, I haven't seen full metal in years and I didn't remember his name but the second I saw the art I was like, ooooh full metal.
It's time to light up the diggy-diggy-dark is my new tagline
This rap has a Regular Show type of casualness to it
'Gah! Hurry it up, it's urgent!'
Me: ive been through worse
hughes: *try being a dead son of a b- like me*
me: cries
art
Hughes: I now welcome the sweet embrace of death
just came across this piece of art and ive been replaying it nonstop
Colonel Mustang after setting this as his hold music: Welcome to downtown coolsville
If that's what Hughes face looks like when he heard this rap,
*I GOTTA SEE RIZA'S REACTION TO THIS WHILE MUSTANG IS RECORDING IT!!!* 😂😂😂
Probably a groan and facepalm
This is my ringtone XD
edit: it is now my voicemail instead lmao
U just got a new subscriber 😋
Nostalgic Times oh I never saw this lol... thank you!
Can you tell me the name of the song
@@strummernefferdorf1213 it’s literally just called the flame alchemist rap... I wouldn’t really say it is a song though
why did i get this right after i watched the original scene
The look on his face!😂 He probably asked her to shoot after that!🤣
Words cannot express the level of confusion I have right now over what I just witnessed
It's diggy diggy dark for me
Oh snap snap, spark spark it’s time to light up the diggy diggy dark I’m the flame alchemist and about to be FUHRUR. My beats are hot and my rhymes are purer. I like the ladies in the miniskirts, I be posin in the mirror without the fancy shirts. I’m gonna set your heart on fire. WHOOSH WHOOSH. And you know my heart burns bright too. KABOOM my firepower tonight is feeling just right. KABLAM *beatboxing*
you missed a KABOOM and a KABLAM there
This is beautiful. I have looked at this for five hours now.
Idc about what the haters say this is straight _fire_
lol haha you made a funny
i made this my voicemail
I can't wait until someone gets the wrong number and hears this
you ARE the hero we needed but did not deserve, thank you!
Edit: to anyone else who wants Roy Mustang(his dub voice), he plays on a show called, and I quote, "Critical Role where a bunch of nerdy-ass voice actors play Dungeons & Dragons (WE PLAY DUNGEONS AND DRAGOOOOOOOOOONS)"
Hughes:…And I now welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Damn Envy could've used Mustangs rap as a weapon instead of a gun.
This is so cursed but amazing at the same time...
0:07
now i’m just imagining travis willingham doing this.
Hughes thought dying was going to be the worst thing to happen to him
Well he thought wrong
The rap is already something else by itself but the subtitle effects are just the icing on the cake
Nobody:
Me under my mask during class:
Hahaha imagining Travis Willingham actually did this is just too fun
Hughes is like...Oh thank God, just kill me now.
😂
Honestly he should have let Envy hear it and while Envy was busy grooving to this masterpiece Maes would have ran away... what a rookie...
I feel like I just witnessed a religious experience
about once a year I re-discover this masterpiece and because I totally forgot about it I just die laughing
“You like rap?”
“Always have been.”
Imagine this timeline where Hughes is saved purely because of Mustang’s ringtone.
Either that or he begs Envy to shoot him after hearing it, whatever comes first.
Hughes: Take the shot...I'm ready.
I haven’t even watched this anime yet and I know all the lyrics 😭
*My fire power tonight is feelin' just right.*
Riza: ARA ARA.
"Need you to hang up the phone now LT..." *quickly hangs up the phone*
This scene should be canon.
0:21.......I always heard “without my panty shorts” and thought he was so extra,but okay.......
Omg same
Hughes was begging for death by the end of that...ahem... *fire* verse by m'boy Roy!!
THE DIGGY DIGGY DARK
me hearing this 30 times already because of Mustang >:3
We straight outta Resembool with this one 🔥 🔥 🔥
I aint know they had rap in the 1910's...
Flyting my dude. Flyting.
seeing this before context than after with context was one of the funniest moments of my life
0:24
Me when I come up to get food
Lol same
ive set this as my ringtone, im just waiting for someone to call me while im in the same room as someone else.
edit: still hasnt happened yet.
edit 9 months later: nope.
Edit: 2 years later, I have a new phone and it still hasn't happened, probably cause I keep it on silent most often
Has it happened?
@@alexp.7068 lmao, nope
@@alexp.7068 sadly no still
@@alexp.7068 people don't call me 🥲
they should make a new show or at least an animated movie of Edward and Alphonse as adults and how much theyve learned, i would also like to see Ed and Winrys kids they had.
Well, with Vic no longer working at FUNimation, it's gonna be difficult. If they do, I think they should have Aaron Dismuke go back to being grown up Al, or if Vic's OK with it, maybe cast him as Ed. Also, getting Travis Willingham back as Mustang's gonna be just as daunting, if not more, but then again, they got Laura Bailey back for the Fruits Basket reboot.
XD this came out on my birthday!!!!!!! Lol
The way you worded that...
My dirty minded brain cant handle this.
4'11 lol get your mind out the gutter XDDDD
Mushrooms oh my god I didn’t even think about that until I said that I’m dying haha
When you don't make it to the emergency meeting button in time.
The beatboxing at the end is gold
Travis really went off, huh