FUNGUS SMARTER THAN HUMANS

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  • Опубликовано: 29 апр 2022

Комментарии • 11 тыс.

  • @dkmetcalf2313
    @dkmetcalf2313 2 года назад +71507

    That random cut to Joe Rogan losing his mind killed me 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @eddiepacer
      @eddiepacer 2 года назад +142

      😂😂😂😂

    • @chuckitaway466
      @chuckitaway466 2 года назад +678

      Man he really had his mind blown by that, he had to hold his head

    • @ewaberchulska
      @ewaberchulska 2 года назад +1

      Right 😭😭him talking so fast and all these images popping up had me rolling and then joe rogan exploding holy fuck to me this video is comedy gold one second this mf tlaking ab a fungus and then japanese metro

    • @BLUEGAMER26
      @BLUEGAMER26 2 года назад +61

      Hahahhhahahahaha amazing cut

    • @Fabi42069
      @Fabi42069 2 года назад +111

      He's like 😯😮🤯🤯🤯🤯

  • @HertaSeggs
    @HertaSeggs Год назад +8194

    Civil engineer: (studies 8 years)
    Some moss: *Hold my oats.*

    • @schrodinger1811
      @schrodinger1811 Год назад +197

      Even they can make efficient routes. It's just that they have to deal with land acquisition, topography , structural challenges.

    • @cparch1758
      @cparch1758 Год назад +109

      @@schrodinger1811 no problem, itll mold it however it needs to

    • @EddyG0rdo
      @EddyG0rdo Год назад +15

      Lol that’s a 4 year degree bro. Unless you got a PhD??

    • @forrealtyler
      @forrealtyler Год назад +8

      Dude this comment could win a grammy

    • @doml8520
      @doml8520 Год назад +28

      @@EddyG0rdo PhD for most is still only 7 years. Largely depends how long you decide to spend on your MS, and BS. you can do the MS in 1 year if you're fast leaving 2 years for the PhD.
      That said though, biomimicry is extremely common in civil engineering and we use naturally occurring structures to model our own structures all the time.

  • @lukehenry6334
    @lukehenry6334 Год назад +2618

    That whole time Joe's thinking "I've got a freezer full of elk, I'll give him some"

    • @michaelsanchez6610
      @michaelsanchez6610 Год назад +18

      😂😂

    • @VagueMemory
      @VagueMemory Год назад +16

      If you are going to beat a dead horse, you must beat it in a clever way. Just hitting it the same way that everyone else does is lazy and boring.

    • @ffwast
      @ffwast Год назад +13

      Elk is pretty good, I know I wouldn't mind.

    • @John--
      @John-- Год назад +8

      The elk contains 5-meo-dmt bro

    • @jonboy9734
      @jonboy9734 Год назад +8

      @@VagueMemory dmt bro

  • @JorgeChavez-du5vm
    @JorgeChavez-du5vm Год назад +866

    "Do it because I told you to."
    "Yes, moss."

  • @DurvalLacerda
    @DurvalLacerda Год назад +15382

    Joe: "Imagine if we smoke it"

  • @LuisGonzalez-rj3xw
    @LuisGonzalez-rj3xw Год назад +11581

    Japanese engineers: "But there's a mountain there, we can't build."
    Japanese leader: "The moss says it's better, so do it."

    • @Tenchi707
      @Tenchi707 Год назад +149

      That's just too funny 🤣

    • @biomadnesstrip
      @biomadnesstrip Год назад +342

      Obey the moss!

    • @mannybuscus
      @mannybuscus Год назад +97

      This is exactly what I thought lol

    • @renzbenjaminrsawit2641
      @renzbenjaminrsawit2641 Год назад +51

      How about they make landscape of mountains or make tunnel it's easier but expensive

    • @SordidusFellatio
      @SordidusFellatio Год назад +159

      QUOTE ON QUOTE REDESIGN THEIR SUBWAY SYSTEM . THE FKIN SUBWAY IS UNDERGROUND

  • @hankshill71
    @hankshill71 Год назад +503

    Slime mould has one job, efficiently retrieve nutrients, it proceeds to take the best shape for that, instinct is a beautiful thing.

    • @TheSektor47
      @TheSektor47 Год назад +3

      Yeah, but at the same time, growing out in all directions is also the most wasteful way of getting to your final destination. It's like walking in every single direction in a maze without needing to.

    • @icannon6611
      @icannon6611 Год назад +21

      @@TheSektor47 it can't see, it has to "feel" it's way around the maze, same way a person would if they were blindfolded

    • @tenhovergonha8739
      @tenhovergonha8739 Год назад

      @piztah they aren't wrong indeed.

    • @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3
      @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3 Год назад +3

      Intelligent design at work.

    • @erllrma
      @erllrma Год назад +5

      @@TheSektor47 for something without eyes its the best way to get a feel for your environment. We do this with our eyes.

  • @delishboy9248
    @delishboy9248 Год назад +27

    "But sir, this is an orphanage, we cant build here"
    "DESTROY IT, the moss said so!"

  • @Redstoner34526
    @Redstoner34526 Год назад +7913

    This reminds me of how once a college decided to just remove their walkways for a year because students kept walking on the grass and killing it and they did this so that at the end of the year they would find the dead grass paths and pave them because they were naturally the fastest paths to places of interest

    • @qleap99
      @qleap99 Год назад +384

      Perfectly analogous 👍🏽.

    • @YeshuaIsTheTruth
      @YeshuaIsTheTruth Год назад +260

      That's ingenious

    • @cruxdnb
      @cruxdnb Год назад +432

      In garden design I was taught they are called desire lines.

    • @JRNimmo
      @JRNimmo Год назад +43

      Why remove the old sidewalks that seems like a lot of work instead just add sidewalks where the paths are trodden and leave the old ones. Or perhaps put up some kind of temporary barricades blocking off the sidewalks and see how many of them get tampered with because people want to use the sidewalks and then tear up any of them that do not get disturbed for a long time, or not heavily used by Sonic groups of people at certain times like freshman at move-in. Or performing art students when they're bringing materials to the theater or whatever

    • @NekoNekonoTabiTabi
      @NekoNekonoTabiTabi Год назад +79

      @@JRNimmo it was probably made for a research assignment

  • @joshuazafe1247
    @joshuazafe1247 2 года назад +6222

    Joe Rogan's reaction is when you tell a kid that there are numbers lower than zero XD

    • @samsite2279
      @samsite2279 2 года назад +9

      Daaaamnxddd

    • @fallinglast6189
      @fallinglast6189 2 года назад +9

      that's just you kid.

    • @jackiejackyjaqy...7219
      @jackiejackyjaqy...7219 2 года назад +57

      I am not kidding
      I used to still think of negetive numbers existing as in numbers behind zero like -1,-2,-3 etc even tho nobody had ever told me about them I just made it up on my own and later found out that it actually is a thing lmfao I couldn't believe myself I was like ''somebudy stol mai idea >:("

    • @molikeur
      @molikeur 2 года назад +5

      @@jackiejackyjaqy...7219 very very epico

    • @Cree_Money
      @Cree_Money 2 года назад +7

      @@jackiejackyjaqy...7219 Give an example of a negative number EXISTING. Other than a bank account. (I won't hold my breath.)

  • @russianbot8423
    @russianbot8423 Год назад +1

    He's right fungus is smarter than he is.

  • @TheAngelArrow
    @TheAngelArrow Год назад +797

    i like how joe always does this same "woah!" reaction when he doesn't know wtf the guest is talking about

    • @joannarycman6037
      @joannarycman6037 Год назад +40

      What are you Talking about he does know you can tell this as he replies to this after this clip and carries the conversation and make intelligent points afterwards. Joe rogan is not an idiot

    • @nifoob977
      @nifoob977 Год назад +14

      lol is this your way odd saying you don’t understand the very simple to understand comment??? Like you can just say that bro. You don’t have to frame it as ‘Bro Rogan bad’

    • @emonahmadi208
      @emonahmadi208 Год назад

      Hhh lol

    • @davimedina5165
      @davimedina5165 Год назад +2

      Projecting your own stupidity pal ? Dunning kruger effect is an hell of a thing

    • @musicwithj1759
      @musicwithj1759 Год назад +5

      I mean the concept is extremely simple. A fungus, searches for food, finds food and creates the most efficient way possible to get to that food and transfer nutrients. You act like this is rocket science 😂

  • @mitch9812
    @mitch9812 2 года назад +17310

    You already know he’s been waiting his whole life to say the “tip of the proverbial Mycelial iceberg”

    • @travisduganjr256
      @travisduganjr256 2 года назад +329

      Lmfao I caught that too

    • @mikael5028
      @mikael5028 2 года назад +21

      @@travisduganjr256 lmfao

    • @trevordurgin6607
      @trevordurgin6607 2 года назад +401

      @@travisduganjr256 woah our names are so close

    • @christryst
      @christryst 2 года назад +174

      This turn of phrase is not particularly out of the ordinary for Paul Stamets. He's an accomplished author (Mycelium Running) and academic scholar. You could say, it is the tip of the verbosity iceberg for this sesquipedalian savant.

    • @akerno
      @akerno 2 года назад +41

      Was practicing all morning. Red leather yellow leather red leather …

  • @thespacemangames5144
    @thespacemangames5144 2 года назад +2923

    "Does the fungus smoke DMT?"
    - Joe Rogan

    • @k2fuego863
      @k2fuego863 2 года назад +9

      😂fr he’s a bum

    • @k2fuego863
      @k2fuego863 2 года назад +3

      When he starts doing drugs atleast

    • @KLOKSLAG1911
      @KLOKSLAG1911 2 года назад +2

      I thought someone has to write the dmt story 🤣

    • @woken5088
      @woken5088 2 года назад +13

      How is he a bum he's worth 120 million?

    • @vinayakagowda6308
      @vinayakagowda6308 2 года назад +2

      "That mold is definitely a Virgo."
      - Mike Tyson

  • @dwbteehee
    @dwbteehee Год назад +14

    Literally the plot to Mario Bros from 30 years ago. Touché Japan, touché!

  • @shuaibsaleem569
    @shuaibsaleem569 Год назад +48

    scientist: "but sir there's a mountain there we can't buil-"
    boss: "SILENCE. THE MOSS HAS SPOKEN"

  • @Dsanchez1025
    @Dsanchez1025 2 года назад +3508

    "That fungus must've been on Alpha Brain!"
    -Joe Rogan on Tiktok

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 2 года назад

      ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E‎

    • @solaydbak
      @solaydbak 2 года назад

      😂

    • @shapen360
      @shapen360 2 года назад

      It amuses me Joe won't take an FDA and CDC approved vaccine but has no issue taking random brain supplements (which don't get tested by the FDA) on the daily.

    • @catandgrouper4760
      @catandgrouper4760 2 года назад

      Please god tell me you’re kidding.

    • @chrstfer2452
      @chrstfer2452 2 года назад +2

      Not a fungus

  • @dillonventola408
    @dillonventola408 2 года назад +15966

    It's not intelligence, it's efficiency. It's the path of least resistance to the greatest reward. It didn't think about it, the cells with the most nutrients grew faster and received the focus...

    • @chrisdecarpentier
      @chrisdecarpentier 2 года назад +1299

      Yes, but that’s why it’s cellular intelligence. It’s a way different intelligence that most people think, like the animal intelligence

    • @tjsbbi
      @tjsbbi 2 года назад +1604

      @@chrisdecarpentier And water finds its own level. You may as well call that intelligence.

    • @meingutername2158
      @meingutername2158 2 года назад +1223

      @@chrisdecarpentier nope, intelligence is a really really wrong wording for this and very misleading. This is a simple phenomenon of self-organization.

    • @nancyarico54
      @nancyarico54 2 года назад +74

      Thank you for your wisdom spoken. I hope Joe isn't buying this.

    • @nancyarico54
      @nancyarico54 2 года назад +24

      Thank you for your wisdom spoken. I hope Joe isn't buying this.

  • @prem5864
    @prem5864 Год назад +38

    Joes reaction is what I had except in my mind

  • @caseycarter6269
    @caseycarter6269 Год назад +29

    The way he said "Japanese ugh are so clever about this" was just to funny

  • @kahyui2486
    @kahyui2486 Год назад +7135

    "this is the tip of the pyhsusgajsvdhsjnebdkxns Iceberg"
    I agree

  • @shaikrafey3714
    @shaikrafey3714 Год назад +5732

    "you are gonna trust that fungus over me?"
    -that engineer.
    Edit: thank you guys so much for the likes, my First time crossing 5k.

    • @miamisasquatch
      @miamisasquatch Год назад +71

      As an engineer - we don't know shit

    • @shadystinks9527
      @shadystinks9527 Год назад +20

      @Cortpsila on Instagram dont worry guys cops are gonna arrest him 😌

    • @AC-ik2qq
      @AC-ik2qq Год назад +3

      @@shadystinks9527 damn what do you have against psychedelics?

    • @chino4064
      @chino4064 Год назад +15

      @@shadystinks9527 that is a cop .

    • @DiscordOdvious
      @DiscordOdvious Год назад

      😂😂😂

  • @shoebpachkawde5940
    @shoebpachkawde5940 Год назад +1

    I love the way how Joe did that with his big head.

  • @milacatagonocean1504
    @milacatagonocean1504 Год назад +3

    Essentially, slime mold is the aliens people keep searching for.

    • @DavidJr0917
      @DavidJr0917 10 месяцев назад

      Dude i came to this conclusion on psychedelics not so long ago. The aliens that people are looking for are underground through psychedelics!!! I totally believe that their is other life BUT not within our solar system. So what do i mean by underground? They’re underground by mushrooms, peyote and ayahuasca. Like how humans have souls and this flesh is our vessel. What if mushrooms for example is a vessel for a celestial body? They think just like us man. Fungi has its own network and civilization! Its nature!!

  • @ghettoasfuckxp
    @ghettoasfuckxp 2 года назад +4236

    “That’s crazy but can we smoke them”
    - Joe Rogan

    • @akramdjbari9932
      @akramdjbari9932 2 года назад +15

      I'm dead🤣🤣

    • @marioantonio7639
      @marioantonio7639 2 года назад +4

      😂😑😂

    • @edmundadjei2609
      @edmundadjei2609 2 года назад +23

      And become super intelligent wen high???? That would f'ing crazy

    • @nukacolacompany2534
      @nukacolacompany2534 2 года назад +4

      @@edmundadjei2609 yes but I don’t see how putting that in our lungs would cause super high intelligence

    • @GallantRage1
      @GallantRage1 2 года назад

      @@nukacolacompany2534 that's why you have to inject it into the brain

  • @alanrodriguez9868
    @alanrodriguez9868 2 года назад +3467

    “what if we somehow give them DMT”-Joe

  • @TerminusHostilia
    @TerminusHostilia Год назад +3

    JR literally holding his skull together, to keep his mind from exploding.

  • @theyakima4184
    @theyakima4184 Год назад +15

    The random scientist saying "what would happen if we put this on a dead brain" hypothetically

  • @alfzepo9976
    @alfzepo9976 2 года назад +1636

    This doesn’t prove fungus is smarter it just shows fungus understands how to find a path of least resistance

    • @The13thMaker
      @The13thMaker 2 года назад +1

      It doesn't even understand it or anything. It's just pruning the inefficient parts. It's not even unusual in nature. Ants do the same thing but are multiple organisms. The guy even explained that the mold expanded to explore and then receded. It just receded wherever there wasn't nutrients lol

    • @Gizmonips
      @Gizmonips 2 года назад +170

      It also doesn’t prove intelligence lmao. A lot of things find the path of least resistance. It’s actually kind of lackluster lol.

    • @Niaz_S
      @Niaz_S 2 года назад +83

      Technically we failed to establish a more efficient path.

    • @user-qx2ty9ni1j
      @user-qx2ty9ni1j 2 года назад +2

      Yup

    • @CSpottsGaming
      @CSpottsGaming 2 года назад +124

      @@Niaz_S Not necessarily. Efficiency for a slime mold likely means using the least resources but when it comes to something like a subway system, upfront cost isn't the only factor to consider. You need a system that can get up to speed quickly and maintain that speed so you can't have any sharp turns, plus the people on the subway don't go equally to each node so you'd need to have different scales for each, etc.
      Efficiency has many definitions and not all of them are useful for all tasks or goals.

  • @sadaomao7425
    @sadaomao7425 2 года назад +15049

    Humans: *devolved a complex technological miracle of a railway system efficiently*
    Some moss: "give me a piece of oats, I'll do you one better"

    • @zoomermcboomer4771
      @zoomermcboomer4771 2 года назад +236

      Also (certain) humans: "Oh this isn't intelligent it just came into existence from billions of years from nothingness to this.

    • @jeffbezos6748
      @jeffbezos6748 2 года назад +182

      Just imagine how long it took that little organism to create that....28 hours for us probably a billion years for them....relativity is crazy

    • @younesstibokka372
      @younesstibokka372 2 года назад +10

      Underrated comment 🤣🤣🤣

    • @hellohowareyou7495
      @hellohowareyou7495 2 года назад +76

      They should try doing this experiment again! Maybe, if one day we wanna built a railway system somewhere, engineer could use this most to find the most efficient design, maybe the 'maze' will need to be more accurate though, like adding slopes, blockade, etc since the world isnt flat, theres mountain and terrain

    • @korb3757
      @korb3757 2 года назад +2

      Was just thinking this lol.

  • @khateatingcactus
    @khateatingcactus Год назад +2

    Imagine being a top-shelf architect and being outclassed by a fungus

  • @anthony-jt2mv
    @anthony-jt2mv Год назад +41

    I swear you could sneeze and fart at the same time and Joe would still loose his mind

  • @Aries-us9cy
    @Aries-us9cy Год назад +6417

    “The slime can find itself through a maze”
    *fills the entire maze to find it’s way out*

    • @Felms99
      @Felms99 Год назад +570

      You missed the point though. The incredible part is that its reorganizing itself to find the most efficient way out.

    • @theneet9528
      @theneet9528 Год назад +291

      @@Felms99 baffled how ppl cant even understand a 5 second clips

    • @VikkiTG
      @VikkiTG Год назад +13

      @@theneet9528 😂😂😂😂

    • @SilentxKillerx5
      @SilentxKillerx5 Год назад +38

      @@Felms99 Filled the ENTIRE maze.

    • @Felms99
      @Felms99 Год назад +80

      @@SilentxKillerx5 Yes, it does at first. But again, you are missing the point.

  • @AAAComics
    @AAAComics 2 года назад +1786

    Guest: “So the fungus organized themselves-“
    Joe: *backflips in Bulgarian*

    • @AAAComics
      @AAAComics 2 года назад +2

      @@monkeyman3673 fixed lol

    • @generallogic4153
      @generallogic4153 2 года назад +32

      Hi, I am from Bulgaria and I confirm that we do be backflippin' like that!

    • @AAAComics
      @AAAComics 2 года назад +3

      @@generallogic4153 Glad to know. Joe must be from there too.

    • @Darkassasin20
      @Darkassasin20 2 года назад +6

      this is totally me when i do bulgarian backflips

    • @Poofter
      @Poofter 2 года назад +5

      My gf is Bulgarian and she and I don't get this joke...

  • @malcontender6319
    @malcontender6319 Год назад

    Fungus evolved after animals who came after plants. Their potential is immense.

  • @griffith9833
    @griffith9833 Год назад +2096

    Old guy: tells his story
    Joe rogan: freaking out because he's high
    "WOOOOOOOOW"

  • @edwardhalpin7503
    @edwardhalpin7503 Год назад +2458

    All these years people been calling me slime. I didn't realize they were pointing out my brilliance

  • @bignono5423
    @bignono5423 Год назад +3

    This is just insane. That slime essentially reprogrammed itself to be more efficient. Wild

  • @skittles3310
    @skittles3310 Год назад

    Joe's DMT hit at EXACTLY the wrong time for him to be able to handle this conversation 🤯🤣

  • @TailTaleOutdoors
    @TailTaleOutdoors 2 года назад +1458

    "Does the fungus make you feel more aggressive?" -Joe

  • @Lolbama2012
    @Lolbama2012 2 года назад +3321

    "So anyway, you ever do DMT?"
    -Joe probably immediately after

    • @Exaspatial
      @Exaspatial 2 года назад +4

      @The Original Finky,no relation. How do you have invisible pfp

    • @Exaspatial
      @Exaspatial Год назад +1

      @The Original Finky,no relation. Noo could u actually tell me pls I've tried before but I couldn't do it

    • @sel5855
      @sel5855 Год назад +2

      @@Exaspatial take a screenshot of only the single color background and make that your profile picture

    • @robertstrickland9685
      @robertstrickland9685 Год назад +1

      No but I did DXM

    • @tecole1969
      @tecole1969 Год назад +1

      Well said…🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Emporium-Empire
    @Emporium-Empire Год назад +17

    Joe: Well that’s easy it took 28mins for the DMT too kick in!…proceeds too grab head (right on time) 🎊

  • @stinkfingergaming7022
    @stinkfingergaming7022 Год назад +11

    I love joes reaction like he actually understood what was said xD

    • @JumpingSquid
      @JumpingSquid Год назад +2

      There’s nothing even remotely hard to understand about what he’s saying. It’s incredibly straightforward

    • @stinkfingergaming7022
      @stinkfingergaming7022 Год назад

      @@JumpingSquid lmfao ok joe

  • @valdemarklemming1493
    @valdemarklemming1493 Год назад +1743

    "Now I may not be a smart man, but I know when somethings fucked up" - Forest Gump

  • @adollemelody1709
    @adollemelody1709 Год назад +2128

    ‘That time I got reincarnated as a slime mold’

    • @thenoob2329
      @thenoob2329 Год назад +76

      And made the Japanese subway system more efficient

    • @cineva-wb1pk
      @cineva-wb1pk Год назад +42

      Lets hope it doesn't get the same powers as Rimuru........

    • @410mongezi
      @410mongezi Год назад +6

      I was legit hearing slime lord at first

    • @WVRLXCK
      @WVRLXCK Год назад +4

      How many episodes

    • @ak0e
      @ak0e Год назад +3

      @@WVRLXCK I think it has 2 seasons?

  • @F40M07
    @F40M07 Год назад +1

    “Japanese subway system”

  • @ak0e
    @ak0e Год назад +25

    I'm a mycophile, lol. I totally want to find one of those mushies to make my own hat like his. He's such a hero in so many ways that not many know. Look up Paul Stamets videos.

  • @carolyntalbot947
    @carolyntalbot947 Год назад +1998

    "Have they tried giving it DMT?"

  • @Htimez2
    @Htimez2 2 года назад +2718

    Here's the thing, when they built their subway system they took into account population and traveled areas as well as where they could build entrances based off of buildings and streets that are already there, they couldn't just build wherever they wanted to, they had to take into account already existing structures, the fungus just took the shortest routes, so to say it was more efficient might be technically true but even if Japan knew a more efficient way they couldn't have build it that way without destroying roads, houses, buildings, etc. So its not as impressive as you might think, the fungus is not "smart," a lot of animals do things that can be impressive but that doesn't mean they have a super high IQ or anything like that. Just food for thought.

    • @dimisbam7725
      @dimisbam7725 2 года назад +141

      Underrated comment

    • @TotallyNotJoe_
      @TotallyNotJoe_ 2 года назад +67

      Was thinking the same thing but it's still impressive!

    • @KilliKonKarnage
      @KilliKonKarnage 2 года назад +170

      Finally an educated comment. RUclips comments are so degenerative now it's just people making shitty jokes lol. Takes ages to find something worthwhie

    • @doubtit2815
      @doubtit2815 2 года назад +31

      Of course they don't have high IQ. "Smart" is a vague term. There isn't even a scientific consensus for what we'd call intelligence or being smart. We almost blindly take it for granted that we think we know this word. I challenge you to give me in your own words what you think intelligence means.

    • @lordnuminex5738
      @lordnuminex5738 2 года назад +11

      Yeah but they don't have self awareness to know what their are doing.
      By far its not impressive by all means but on how it changes its coding to navigate and adapt.
      Kinda like fully learning Japanese in les than 10 hour with out me knowing or realizing i am in order to adapt.

  • @lennylennington
    @lennylennington Год назад +1

    Oh they’re smarter than humans, right? Then where the hell are they when it comes to helping us go to Mars? Nowhere to be seen

  • @krkb13
    @krkb13 Год назад

    Innate intelligence is the result of divine design.

  • @alexisb.tadang8055
    @alexisb.tadang8055 Год назад +2690

    “This is the tip of the proverbial mycelium iceberg, you know.” I know big words too… livingroom

  • @aimd-pulse
    @aimd-pulse Год назад +232

    "That shits f*cked" - Sun Tzu

    • @justinleung164
      @justinleung164 Год назад +10

      “I didnt say that shit” - Sun Tzu

    • @juan_y_only5512
      @juan_y_only5512 Год назад +4

      @@justinleung164 “Actually I did say that i just didn’t tell you” - Sun Tzu

    • @aimd-pulse
      @aimd-pulse Год назад +2

      "If one doesn't share what one says, no one will know what one has said" Sun Tzu

  • @aPumpkn
    @aPumpkn Год назад

    "Okay but did you know there's a million particles in a fart?"
    - Kneel nDaGrass Tieson

  • @dmacp6253
    @dmacp6253 Год назад +1

    Joe: Woah That's Crazy... Can You Imagine If We Gave The Moss DMT?

  • @vethenoir
    @vethenoir 2 года назад +1258

    "your design sucks ass here's a better one" - some fungus

    • @anthonypareigis6188
      @anthonypareigis6188 2 года назад +20

      ...except the system wouldnt work given the topographical layout of toyko never mind the fact and kid in a calculus class could do it way faster.

    • @harryennis2332
      @harryennis2332 2 года назад +1

      @@anthonypareigis6188 also its not even a fungus

    • @gatleystone2480
      @gatleystone2480 2 года назад +4

      @@harryennis2332 mold is a type of fungus

    • @datboy038
      @datboy038 2 года назад +2

      The design of the auto bahn and what the fungus did was eerily similar you should check it out

    • @dylancrow7353
      @dylancrow7353 2 года назад

      @@datboy038 How so, are you trolling or am I missing something Lol please explain

  • @beelzebub3920
    @beelzebub3920 2 года назад +2150

    "have they ever tried that experiment on DMT?" - probably joe rogan

    • @juicygalaxy773
      @juicygalaxy773 2 года назад +3

      You enjoy stealing comments?

    • @beelzebub3920
      @beelzebub3920 2 года назад

      @@juicygalaxy773 you're adopted

    • @beelzebub3920
      @beelzebub3920 2 года назад +10

      @@juicygalaxy773 also i didn't read the comments before posting this comment

    • @BadgerSaidSo
      @BadgerSaidSo 2 года назад

      So aggressive

    • @lostpyper6973
      @lostpyper6973 2 года назад

      @@juicygalaxy773 stealing comments? This is literally an absolute necessary comment on any short involving Joe Rogan......and it's funny, because it is a very accurate depiction of how Rogan's brain works and comments he makes....

  • @Aldo2themoon
    @Aldo2themoon Год назад

    The bit where DMT kicked in

  • @TomesTheAmazing
    @TomesTheAmazing Год назад

    Bruh how can you say that the mushrooms are smarter than us when WE'RE the ones who figured out we could use mushrooms to do this in the first place.

  • @tony.h321
    @tony.h321 Год назад +787

    Joe Rogan's reaction to things is a big part of his appeal I think. Cracks me up every time. 😂

    • @JD-qq8fz
      @JD-qq8fz Год назад +1

      Yeah he's such a dope. WHoooaaAA liek if you squish clay through a square hole, itll end up square shaped! WHOooaaa, CUZ IT KNOWS, clay is so smart mind BLOWN. Jesus dude, lay off the DMT this shit's not life changing

  • @luisrosraio9108
    @luisrosraio9108 Год назад +1604

    Efficiency isn't inherently smart, it's a survival mechanism, the least energy you use the longer you will conserve that energy meaning less food needed. Also this conclusion ignores how infrastructure is designed, infrastructure isn't usually moving from point A to point B either because of multifunctional design like a train line going to different end locations and even stopping along the way. This also ignores that train lines are built around pre-existing infrastructure like buildings and if it is underground around basements, water and power lines, and different materials like hard rock or soft soil that might cause cave ins later. And lastly it also ignores how infrastructure is made, it's accumulative, you add on to roads and railways to create paths to different locations, you don't build it over night across flat land.

    • @corebite
      @corebite Год назад +114

      Yeah totally agreed. The title is simple clickbait.

    • @diversitycandle5708
      @diversitycandle5708 Год назад +46

      Im not a very smart man yet even I realized this exact same thing almost instantly. But here we have these so called "experts" who cannot grasp simple concepts such as what you stated and I thought 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @francefarms
      @francefarms Год назад +43

      Yes but remember he said that the Japanese scientists made a model of the city. What if you need to map out a place that is foreign, like say caves in mars. Scientists can then reverse engineer the fungus and create drones similar to them to map out the mysterious location.
      Also the fungus is incredibly small. Maybe the application of its use can be with hard to reach locations such as veins and arteries. Also, due to its size in comparison to ours, that is incredibly intelligent. So there are benefits to this.

    • @WimsicleStranger
      @WimsicleStranger Год назад +43

      @@diversitycandle5708 I think the experts that have studied something for ages know more than a pot smoking RUclips commenter 😂

    • @luisrosraio9108
      @luisrosraio9108 Год назад +37

      @@WimsicleStranger I think the experts would laugh at the name of the video, they would never agree that the fungus is smarter than humans. Not once did I argue the study, I argued the title of the video which is hyperbolic and very simply doesn't acknowledge the reality of what its talking about.

  • @mrgreen3629
    @mrgreen3629 Год назад +12

    When it cuts to Joe and he looks like he got too high 😂

  • @jeromebullard6123
    @jeromebullard6123 Год назад

    This is a great example of how powerful fractals are in nature and how they can help us grow. No pun intended.

  • @jamesking9385
    @jamesking9385 2 года назад +1294

    "What if we provide DMT instead of oats?"

  • @spike_bang
    @spike_bang Год назад +734

    Joe be doing all these podcast just to get his mind blown time and time again 🤣

    • @iambarryallen
      @iambarryallen Год назад +4

      If youve done hard core shroom trips, normal life gets boring AF and you look for other things in reality to blow your mind😂

    • @michaelmayers3622
      @michaelmayers3622 Год назад +1

      @@iambarryallen so u do shrooms

    • @rianweston-dodds6247
      @rianweston-dodds6247 Год назад +2

      Joe’s mind can’t take it anymore!

    • @WetAdek
      @WetAdek Год назад +2

      @@michaelmayers3622 who doesn't?

    • @jimberry5318
      @jimberry5318 Год назад +1

      @@iambarryallen bro that's not true I've done shrooms alot and I love my life. It's not boring I don't do that much exiting stuff either.

  • @leonabarfield1560
    @leonabarfield1560 Год назад

    When your guest is way to smart to be on your show

  • @johnsnow459
    @johnsnow459 Год назад

    This reminds me of the magic conch shell in sponge bob.
    Japanese engineer: we finish the subway system oh fungi what will we do next?
    Fungi: nothing
    Japanese engineer: the fungi has spoken.

  • @yaroslavivanov9787
    @yaroslavivanov9787 2 года назад +220

    Wow, that fungus certainly did design a better network for transportation of nutrients.... if you ignore geography, demographics, history, logistics, and politics of the area.

    • @mimistockwell7095
      @mimistockwell7095 2 года назад +17

      Was looking for this comment 👍

    • @shaneomac2110
      @shaneomac2110 2 года назад +39

      I’m glad someone can differentiate between a singular fungus and a complex society of individually thinking sentient mammals.

    • @w.r.harvey7751
      @w.r.harvey7751 2 года назад +9

      yeah this is like a super dumb clip, surprise for how many people think this is a sign “intelligence”

    • @Nunez87
      @Nunez87 2 года назад +17

      Until you realise they use this when designing the routes for bullet trains and other logistics. All of a sudden it’s not stupid

    • @mayflower5193
      @mayflower5193 2 года назад

      Hahaha I loved this. Guess everything's simple when you bring it down to it's most basic functions, everything works perfectly lol

  • @ciestatonite
    @ciestatonite Год назад +775

    Yes, a fungus can "organize" a subway system without having to take into account any geological or man-made obstacles that occur. It's easy to make paths more efficient if you don't have to work around varying soils, rock outcrops, existing infrastructure, and other issues that come up when tunneling through hundreds of miles.

    • @samsonstrongarms
      @samsonstrongarms Год назад +27

      The should try I with a micro version of city of Tokyo with buildings and everything else etc...

    • @jiawu5679
      @jiawu5679 Год назад +73

      I think it was just a theoretical better system than the actual one and should only demonstrate how scientists can use the fungus for future city plans to adapt.

    • @ciestatonite
      @ciestatonite Год назад +81

      @@jiawu5679 I get that. And I'm definitely an advocate for research into these, and other, organisms. Just seemed to be a very simplistic and somewhat misleading conclusion. Although, it's Joe Rogan, so I guess I can't expect a truly scientific discussion. Ha

    • @CTPAsports
      @CTPAsports Год назад +29

      We actually dont need the fungus, although it is cool to be hands on with this kinda stuff, we have complex computer systems that take more variables into account than a mould and in turn create a better system

    • @MusicFromTheOm
      @MusicFromTheOm Год назад +47

      @@CTPAsports That's not the point at all! He was just trying to make people understand that fungus and nature is intelligent, which most people on this planet doesn't understand.

  • @spicypotat1934
    @spicypotat1934 Год назад

    Joe looks like he's been worried this day would come lol

  • @GetOffMyLawnSKX
    @GetOffMyLawnSKX Год назад

    Ants do the same thing.

  • @newguy3588
    @newguy3588 Год назад

    I wouldn't call that intelligence, that's efficiency.

  • @alexhanson5985
    @alexhanson5985 Год назад +24

    “Trust the fungus.”
    -Super Mario Bros

  • @kingacegaming5953
    @kingacegaming5953 2 года назад +5797

    "That's cool, but have you heard about lion killing chimps? Bro. They can slap. your. face. off. Rip a lion in half. Pull that shit up Jamie"
    --Joe Rogan, probably

  • @Lettuce2.
    @Lettuce2. Год назад

    We need fungi as city planners

  • @talksbyjack4130
    @talksbyjack4130 Год назад

    "smarter than humans" 😂😂

  • @weirdluck3312
    @weirdluck3312 Год назад +175

    "You aren't you when you're hungry"

  • @lawrencehobson6848
    @lawrencehobson6848 2 года назад +429

    "The tip of the proverbial myceliul iceberg" wow..

    • @tommycarrizal1656
      @tommycarrizal1656 2 года назад +7

      Can't wait to use this one

    • @noza7535
      @noza7535 2 года назад +4

      🤓

    • @samthfkr
      @samthfkr 2 года назад +8

      You know that guy uses it at least twice a day

    • @Zer0Spinn
      @Zer0Spinn 2 года назад

      It's been years since I watched this podcast for the first time and that phrase still resonates in my head. It's kinda goofy, but it sounds so nice and powerful

    • @majortom4711
      @majortom4711 2 года назад +1

      @@noza7535 say you've never had a curious thought about the natural world

  • @idkijs435
    @idkijs435 Год назад

    Thats a demonstration of something being hungry and finding the fastest way to food...

  • @maxmaxa7516
    @maxmaxa7516 2 года назад +85

    The Japanese when I use the Minimum Spanning Tree algorithm to make the most efficient subway system in under a second instead of 30 hours.

    • @ToastyYokai
      @ToastyYokai 2 года назад

      What is that

    • @zetasann
      @zetasann 2 года назад +1

      Well yeah, but the test was to show the intelligence of this Fungus, not to make the subway system, right?

    • @defalttheloner
      @defalttheloner 2 года назад +2

      @@zetasann it was a double show there, one wich is to put in paper that the fungi is really good in finding the most economically viable way and second is the fact that they made the best metro system with the space they have.

    • @vitalijslebedevs1629
      @vitalijslebedevs1629 2 года назад

      This clip is old news. There was a time when AI algorithms just wasn't there, don't you think?

    • @acheron-x3360
      @acheron-x3360 2 года назад +9

      @@vitalijslebedevs1629 MST algorithms aren't AI. They're extremely basic and easy to compute in E log V time (edges/vertices). That said, an MST wouldn't "solve" a subway system because you'd have people wanting to go between two relatively close by places, which can be far apart in the MST.

  • @S42069
    @S42069 2 года назад +800

    *Joe finishes a hit of DMT*

  • @theco-fownder9262
    @theco-fownder9262 Год назад

    Forget the terminator, the future is fungi

  • @raqciti430
    @raqciti430 Год назад

    Joe was like "JESUS FUCKIN SCIIIIIIENCE"

  • @gainesmiller
    @gainesmiller 2 года назад +99

    “that’s crazy, but how crazy would it be if the mushrooms smoked DMT?”

  • @OneLekgolo
    @OneLekgolo 2 года назад +2579

    "Smarter" like bro it can't even tie its own shoe laces

    • @hansdaimler865
      @hansdaimler865 2 года назад +312

      it's so smart it doesnt need shoes nor does it need to talk bad about other species

    • @Pulsar-mz9hu
      @Pulsar-mz9hu 2 года назад +2

      Two lekgolo here

    • @iwantsomepie
      @iwantsomepie 2 года назад +100

      @@hansdaimler865 becuase it doesn't know how to talk to other species

    • @-LiveFromSpace-
      @-LiveFromSpace- 2 года назад +173

      @@iwantsomepie neither do you

    • @rindagnir1470
      @rindagnir1470 2 года назад +28

      @@-LiveFromSpace- you're right, we can't speak animals

  • @cooperativ
    @cooperativ Год назад

    Imagine bears discovering mold and then smoking it

  • @karmabrown4635
    @karmabrown4635 Год назад +13

    That is the most amazing thing I have heard in a while!

  • @vaushawnbrown2110
    @vaushawnbrown2110 Год назад +423

    " Primordial sepaleftheium", ayo I got some of that in my back yard

  • @OngoGablogian185
    @OngoGablogian185 Год назад +115

    Getting lost in a maze and having to find my way out doesn't really sound all that appealing to me. But I guess I'm just not a fungi.

  • @masterspartanchief33
    @masterspartanchief33 Год назад

    “That time in I woke up in a fantasy world and a slime outsmarted me.”

  • @racistindian5316
    @racistindian5316 Год назад +3

    Joe be thinking imagine what would happen if we supply them DMT.

  • @geezotics
    @geezotics 2 года назад +609

    nobody:
    joe: *fuckin floats into another dimension* “woah”

    • @Dino-god69
      @Dino-god69 2 года назад +1

      I made the like count 420. That is all

  • @danieljoseph8120
    @danieljoseph8120 2 года назад +167

    Joe when he leans back in amazement is one of the funniest reactions to new information I've ever seen 🤣

  • @trentp_outdoors7922
    @trentp_outdoors7922 Год назад +1

    Joe had one to many blunts before that conversation

  • @FreeLive639
    @FreeLive639 Год назад

    Imagine how smart the whole thing is...

  • @xifer7367
    @xifer7367 2 года назад +155

    "So do you think the slime was on DMT"
    - Joe Rogan

  • @tonicpop6686
    @tonicpop6686 Год назад +423

    The best part was when Joe went “Woah” meaning “What the hell were those big words?” but the audience thought he was reacting to the info.

    • @Slaughtermelons99
      @Slaughtermelons99 Год назад +11

      Nah you made me spit out my drink with that one 🤣

    • @purgeutopia8696
      @purgeutopia8696 Год назад +3

      I like your funny words magic man

    • @justacinnamonbun8658
      @justacinnamonbun8658 Год назад +8

      Joe Rogan is one of those people that's impressed by just about anything, even the coin behind the ear trick. I think in this clip some marbles jolted around in his head.

    • @Mr.pizza0
      @Mr.pizza0 Год назад

      It’s embarrassing that you think those are big words, little guy

    • @alexg1778
      @alexg1778 Год назад +4

      @@justacinnamonbun8658 oh WOW dude you sure roasted him. Hope Joe doesn't see your cruel words.

  • @MS88nyc
    @MS88nyc Год назад

    This is a good interview if you haven’t watched. Paul Stamats took about 16grams of magic mushrooms for his first trip and cured his stuttering and talked to his crush that next day.

  • @liveinthenow3571
    @liveinthenow3571 Год назад

    Well ok, impressive but Ants do this everyday! Your brain does too!

  • @marshalljarnagin9370
    @marshalljarnagin9370 2 года назад +424

    I do have to question how it's more efficient, considering Japan is incredibly mountainous, and they did this on a flat surface.

    • @lawrencehobson6848
      @lawrencehobson6848 2 года назад +95

      It's underground he said it's a subway system..

    • @NigelHeads
      @NigelHeads 2 года назад +67

      Yeah there’s about 1000 factors that he didn’t hit on lol

    • @Zer0Spinn
      @Zer0Spinn 2 года назад +19

      You do understand that they were NOT trying to create a new subway system, right?

    • @cccbbbccc5910
      @cccbbbccc5910 2 года назад

      Mold hates light. They made higher areas brighter to discourage mold from growing here

    • @Professor-Scientist
      @Professor-Scientist 2 года назад +131

      @@Zer0Spinn yeah they are obviously trying to create a slime system where everyone travels by slime