That would be the problem. You might as well not even bother playing it again once you clear it, because there's no point in improving. Pruns doesn't want to touch this mode ever again, and I doubt Jaimers does either.
I don't know where do you get the patience to even try this bullshit. Even if it wasn't a clear, the memorization and effort that you put into this mess is incredible.
I think this is clearly a difficulty not to be taken seriously, it is basically just JynX making (or attempting to make) a joke of bullet hells by creating an impossible horse-shit infested dick ass dumbbell completely retarded over-the-top RNG galore fucking Gengetsu rape time style stage and then going "L0l gUYz i MaDe aN uNd0aBle bUllsHit tHaT iS fUnNy rIgHT? Right?". Just pretend that this does not exist in the game.
... What did I just watch? By the look of it, that doesn't even look like a Bullet Hell anymore. Just a huge mass of impossible patterns. I almost want to say that it looks like a Seihou Extra Stage on crack. You know... I sometimes wonder if those stages are meant to be doable or not. JynX has the knack to just throw about everything at you without even caring. Oh well. The music was still exceptional though. Hats to you for surviving so far in the run. You did amazingly great compared to others I have seen including me.
You know, I might be misremembering, but at least Absurdly Extra in EMS and EE at least were doable. This just looks like Gengetu Rape Time in the guise of Absurdly Extra. Heck, as far as I could see, there were several patterns that were literally undodgeable and had to be bombspammed through.
Solar20XX I thought this one seemed ever-so-slightly more possible, if only for the fact that the stage throws you a couple more 1-ups and bombs to work with. The spells themselves do seem to be even worse, though...
@@Solar20XX Yeah, EMS was horrible, but at least most of the cards looked plausible if with too-dense bullets (except spellcard 10; see the description of Jaimers’ video for that). The total number of attacks here (spell or nonspell) that look remotely doable can be counted on one hand, I’m pretty sure a couple are completely impossible, and I do not think the designer of these considered for one second the idea that you should be able to avoid being walled in.
Darn, Jynx's games are amazing. Why is everyone judging his games by a one difficulty level that wasn't supposed to be taken seriously in the first place?
"Absurdly Extra" Absurd: Illogical. Sometimes, I question people's ability to acknowledge the meaning of words. Like its meant to be impossible don't argue what is supposed to be unreasonable in the first place or something idk
To anyone saying it's "impossible", please note that this stage is NOT about dodging and it is more about how well you manage your lives and bombs, and how well you use your flashbombs. This is not meant to be DODGED
Jaimers91 can you also upload your regular Extra stage with Sese where she is hidden boss? That would at least show that this extra stage can be fun and not absurd...
I think that JinX has stolen all what ZUN got for Impossible Spell Card and made it even more impossible. Sorry, but now we finally know why he has chosen that nickname. He truly *jinX*-ed us.
This isn't even the full extra stage. After the boss, there's an extra extra boss, who has 5 spells. Also, it's "Absurdly" Extra, which means that it shouldn't even be possible to do it.
They do have a small hitbox, but it's hard to see them. The touhou bubbles at least can be figured out since the zone where you are safe around them is this white border.
This danmaku wasn't meant to be dodged. It was meant to be BOMBED! Seriously, that last spellcard looks like somebody ate the Bad Apple animation and peed it out in 16 penises at once. Pardon if that sounds offensive or crude, but it seriously does. While I don't know (can't read Japanese), I'm assuming the boss character's main ability is some sort of spacial manipulation, judging by the negative zones mechanic. While some may compare her to Yukari with this power, she definitely exhibits this power a lot more in her battle. Seriously, somebody put this boss on a freakin' monument. Hardest Touhou boss literally ever.
Well,their (they have ambiguous gender so im going to use neutral) power is kinda similar to Yukari's,but without any limitation,at the point they can literally bend and create new dimentional layers at their will,if you never tried playing len'en,try playing it,its cool :D gosh im replying 7 years later ;-;
12:44 Okay, who let Yumemi and Junko become friends and fused together- *Great, now I am having 2 flashbacks at once* - The music is so chaotic and energetic that it makes me want to dodge 999 Million bullets while drifting in a car-
BTW, this guy named Permafrost Wolf managed to do perfect runs of all the Absurdly Extra stages, including this one (ruclips.net/video/YksgGX0d9i4/видео.html ). But he needed a ton of savestates for Earthen Miraculous Sword, and this one needed savestates plus slowed down to 15 or even 9 FPS for pretty much the entire boss fight. He did manage to perfectly clear the whole thing, though, including that $#&@*ing survival card.
This reminds me a lot of some of the 'hyper difficult' danmaku play I've seen - where it seems like it's not actually expected that the player clears it legitimately so much as you're expected to spam bombs/whatever gimmick regularly to create space for you to deal damage for about three seconds before using the next.
"Dragon Claw Tiles" "Danmaku Barrier [Competent]" Reverted Pillar "Difficulty Carving" Balance Slash "Blade of Absurdity" Finishing Card "Difficulty Deletion" Fully Blind "Nemuri-Neko" Three Monkeys "The Difficulty is Absurd, Just Quit." "Barrier Builder in Melon-Like Robes" "The Absurdly Extra Cranes"
Dear god o.0 that survival is just wow, atelst we can't tell there is lack of originality some of these spell cards would be prety cool if they were doable.
This is like those Ultra Mode patches on amphetamines. Like, I know it's a joke difficulty and Len'en is generally harder than Touhou in general, but wow, this is insane.
Y'know, I'd really like to see the regular Extra mode for once? Or Easy Extra or something? Cause these Absurdly Extra videos have earned their names. They're absurd, either as a joke or a "take that" of some sorts. At least the music 's nice. Reminds me of the final boss theme from the first game. And honestly this pair of characters seems like a lot of fun to play.
You should do it, the normal extra mode is pretty funny and it has a lot of extra lifes. Unlocking it isn't too hard too, since if you can reach the 6th stage without using a continue you have the extra stage unlocked, even if you fail to beat Shion.
As much as I love JynX's works, I really think they should work on playability. It's fun to play when it's challenging, but when it's something near impossible, like this, then it's just a pain to even try. It's neat to think of these Touhou inspired games as harder than Touhou, but when they're just so blatantly impossible, then why even bother? I've tried normal mode, and I found it decent, if not a little hard for normal mode. I wonder if JynX properly tests their games difficulties before releasing them...
If it was in other games where it's not 1 hit kill then this would be quite reasonable. Except this is just crazy. I won't say impossible because you almost made it, and you would make it very soon, but this is purely crazy.
God damn, I don't know whats going on with that last attack but I couldn't even see the player so dude needs to chill the fuck out or something with the colors.
It's not hard to make a hard game. You can't just up the bullet count and speed and unpredictability and expect it to work. This mode screams bad design everywhere.
What he said ^. A great number of Cave games use the same exact formula of "just upping the bullet count and speed and unpredictability" on higher difficulties as well, and they're pretty much the same horse shit as this: forcing you to spam bombs or die. They still have the "playable" difficulties in the game, just as this one does, but it should be obvious to anyone that these retarded shitstorm difficulties just exist as a "let's see how fucking insane we can make this game" mode, not a as showcase of balance and professional game design.
.. That's so damn insane, sad to see you lost in the end.. :/ you really did amazing! I wonder if JynX can even do this... And if he can.. Can he have Tenkai along with Sese? O__O I don't even want to think of Sese on this difficulty...
......@_@....... 12:21 at that point i just completely ROFL to the absurdity well at least his theme matches up to the absurdity... Come to think of it.... you could've beaten it if you bombed that plast part...
someone explain to me how and why would you make your game impossible? Even The creators of Touhou wouldn't stoop THIS low cause there has to be a way out and get a spellcard out of that spell.
Because this difficulty is mostly a joke, it's not really supposed to be taken seriously. As for how: ramp up the difficulty of the normal extra stage by tweaking the variables until it looks sufficiently impossible. Also: creator* (singular)
I know the solution. We need cheat codes those are our weapons to fight JynX s' games and the malevolent Absurdly extra stages now we need someone to craet a Cheat Engine cheat table because we need invinceblety cheat, un loseing lifes and bombs inf, flashbomb.
![[TAS] Touhou 18 東方虹龍洞 ～ Unconnected Marketeers TriUltra](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/MpgqyJCKB0M/mqdefault.jpg)
Perfect video description.
"It ain't a bullet hell, until you can't see the background." JynX took this too literally and made Absurdly Extra like this.
You can actually beat the Absurdly Extra Mode
with tons of Flashbombs and Bombing(there is some youtuber that can beat this mode)
That would be the problem. You might as well not even bother playing it again once you clear it, because there's no point in improving. Pruns doesn't want to touch this mode ever again, and I doubt Jaimers does either.
@@Despatche 🌰👨👩👧👧🈶🉑📵⭕️🌧🪳🌤🍳🧁🥟🧁🌑🍝
This gives me big vibes of being a joke, due to the absurdity of it and that it's called 'Absurdly' Extra Mode.
10:19. I love how you tucked yourself way up in the top left cornerXD
"I DON'T WANT IT!"
Tenkai : Dodge it motherfucker
Yaorochi : no bully plz
and Sukune just watching this happens
Absurdly Extra Patch for 鏈縁霊烈傳 ~ Reactivate Majestical Imperial
Len'en now has its own Ultra patch.
ruclips.net/video/48b4TLvJyGg/видео.html
description says all and the music fits PERFICTLY
Lmfao the final spellcard though what the fuck
oh no you have beaten me, welp time to destroy the universe
too much dope
Creator's thoughts in the making of that card:
"Kill... maaiim... deeestroooooooooooy..."
its really not
+TTsuyuki Lies.
Wow, they're really not kidding around with the absurdity in this one
I don't know where do you get the patience to even try this bullshit.
Even if it wasn't a clear, the memorization and effort that you put into this mess is incredible.
He's not human, he's probably an alien
I think this is clearly a difficulty not to be taken seriously, it is basically just JynX making (or attempting to make) a joke of bullet hells by creating an impossible horse-shit infested dick ass dumbbell completely retarded over-the-top RNG galore fucking Gengetsu rape time style stage and then going "L0l gUYz i MaDe aN uNd0aBle bUllsHit tHaT iS fUnNy rIgHT? Right?". Just pretend that this does not exist in the game.
this is past mere mortals' danmaku
It's not made for human beings, i don't think that the human brain has fast enough reaction time to perfect this
... What did I just watch? By the look of it, that doesn't even look like a Bullet Hell anymore. Just a huge mass of impossible patterns. I almost want to say that it looks like a Seihou Extra Stage on crack.
You know... I sometimes wonder if those stages are meant to be doable or not. JynX has the knack to just throw about everything at you without even caring. Oh well. The music was still exceptional though.
Hats to you for surviving so far in the run. You did amazingly great compared to others I have seen including me.
CAVE Games are like bullet hell but much harder or impossible
"Seihou Extra Stage on crack"
BEST
DESCRIPTION
EVER KEK
I like how the first two games you had lengthy descriptions, this one is just like "I give up."
You know, I might be misremembering, but at least Absurdly Extra in EMS and EE at least were doable. This just looks like Gengetu Rape Time in the guise of Absurdly Extra. Heck, as far as I could see, there were several patterns that were literally undodgeable and had to be bombspammed through.
EE's absurdly extra was doable (I'd even argue too easy for the unlock requirements), but EMS was just as bad as this.
Jay Walker
Actually this one seems even worse than EMS', which is also pretty much impossible. lol
Solar20XX I thought this one seemed ever-so-slightly more possible, if only for the fact that the stage throws you a couple more 1-ups and bombs to work with. The spells themselves do seem to be even worse, though...
From what I could see, yes, at least the final phase of the last timeout actually WAS completely impossible.
@@Solar20XX Yeah, EMS was horrible, but at least most of the cards looked plausible if with too-dense bullets (except spellcard 10; see the description of Jaimers’ video for that). The total number of attacks here (spell or nonspell) that look remotely doable can be counted on one hand, I’m pretty sure a couple are completely impossible, and I do not think the designer of these considered for one second the idea that you should be able to avoid being walled in.
Darn, Jynx's games are amazing.
Why is everyone judging his games by a one difficulty level that wasn't supposed to be taken seriously in the first place?
"Absurdly Extra"
Absurd: Illogical.
Sometimes, I question people's ability to acknowledge the meaning of words.
Like
its meant to be impossible don't argue what is supposed to be unreasonable in the first place
or something
idk
To anyone saying it's "impossible", please note that this stage is NOT about dodging and it is more about how well you manage your lives and bombs, and how well you use your flashbombs. This is not meant to be DODGED
Jaimers91 can you also upload your regular Extra stage with Sese where she is hidden boss? That would at least show that this extra stage can be fun and not absurd...
I wonder if this is meant to be impossible to clear by any means, meant to be resource management, or what...
That last spell is an eyesore
At least you can last in that mess, jesus fucking christ. What was that last spell card?! I applaud your bravery and skill!
I think that JinX has stolen all what ZUN got for Impossible Spell Card and made it even more impossible.
Sorry, but now we finally know why he has chosen that nickname. He truly *jinX*-ed us.
This isn't even the full extra stage. After the boss, there's an extra extra boss, who has 5 spells.
Also, it's "Absurdly" Extra, which means that it shouldn't even be possible to do it.
It seem Jynx just intent to troll us.
well this is Absurdly Extra Mode, so yeah you right
Same can be said on cave TLBs, and jaimers did clear those
Spellcard at 7:00 seems pretty impossible, unless those bubbles have small hitboxes.
They do have a small hitbox, but it's hard to see them. The touhou bubbles at least can be figured out since the zone where you are safe around them is this white border.
The funny thing is that it is theoretically possible, some guy did a TAS perfect run lmao
Of course there is no human who can do such a thing
@@TheChosenOne20100 I suppose it is theoretically possible. Hence the "pretty" impossible :)
This danmaku wasn't meant to be dodged. It was meant to be BOMBED!
Seriously, that last spellcard looks like somebody ate the Bad Apple animation and peed it out in 16 penises at once. Pardon if that sounds offensive or crude, but it seriously does. While I don't know (can't read Japanese), I'm assuming the boss character's main ability is some sort of spacial manipulation, judging by the negative zones mechanic. While some may compare her to Yukari with this power, she definitely exhibits this power a lot more in her battle. Seriously, somebody put this boss on a freakin' monument. Hardest Touhou boss literally ever.
Pretty much put bad apple with ultra mode and add phantasm and extra in it. Also add a bit of impossible spellcard and voila.
Danmakuklopper-kun
I know :/
Well,their (they have ambiguous gender so im going to use neutral) power is kinda similar to Yukari's,but without any limitation,at the point they can literally bend and create new dimentional layers at their will,if you never tried playing len'en,try playing it,its cool :D
gosh im replying 7 years later ;-;
12:44
Okay, who let Yumemi and Junko become friends and fused together-
*Great, now I am having 2 flashbacks at once* -
The music is so chaotic and energetic that it makes me want to dodge 999 Million bullets while drifting in a car-
BTW, this guy named Permafrost Wolf managed to do perfect runs of all the Absurdly Extra stages, including this one (ruclips.net/video/YksgGX0d9i4/видео.html ). But he needed a ton of savestates for Earthen Miraculous Sword, and this one needed savestates plus slowed down to 15 or even 9 FPS for pretty much the entire boss fight. He did manage to perfectly clear the whole thing, though, including that $#&@*ing survival card.
Still jaimers is best for me. q.q
This reminds me a lot of some of the 'hyper difficult' danmaku play I've seen - where it seems like it's not actually expected that the player clears it legitimately so much as you're expected to spam bombs/whatever gimmick regularly to create space for you to deal damage for about three seconds before using the next.
"Dragon Claw Tiles"
"Danmaku Barrier [Competent]"
Reverted Pillar "Difficulty Carving"
Balance Slash "Blade of Absurdity"
Finishing Card "Difficulty Deletion"
Fully Blind "Nemuri-Neko"
Three Monkeys "The Difficulty is Absurd, Just Quit."
"Barrier Builder in Melon-Like Robes"
"The Absurdly Extra Cranes"
I like to see Absurdly phantasm mode now
-or at least , easy phantasm mode-
I used to wonder if ZUN even tests his games on all difficulties.
And now I wonder if JynX is able to clear his own Absurdly Extra modes.
+ParadoxPython Actually , he can't .But he have his own test players (friends ?) that can beat it .
Dear god o.0 that survival is just wow, atelst we can't tell there is lack of originality some of these spell cards would be prety cool if they were doable.
This fight gives me serious inabachi vibes
This is like those Ultra Mode patches on amphetamines. Like, I know it's a joke difficulty and Len'en is generally harder than Touhou in general, but wow, this is insane.
Y'know, I'd really like to see the regular Extra mode for once? Or Easy Extra or something? Cause these Absurdly Extra videos have earned their names. They're absurd, either as a joke or a "take that" of some sorts.
At least the music 's nice. Reminds me of the final boss theme from the first game. And honestly this pair of characters seems like a lot of fun to play.
You should do it, the normal extra mode is pretty funny and it has a lot of extra lifes. Unlocking it isn't too hard too, since if you can reach the 6th stage without using a continue you have the extra stage unlocked, even if you fail to beat Shion.
8:09 Border of Wave and Farticle?
As much as I love JynX's works, I really think they should work on playability. It's fun to play when it's challenging, but when it's something near impossible, like this, then it's just a pain to even try. It's neat to think of these Touhou inspired games as harder than Touhou, but when they're just so blatantly impossible, then why even bother?
I've tried normal mode, and I found it decent, if not a little hard for normal mode. I wonder if JynX properly tests their games difficulties before releasing them...
I don't think this mode was meant to be taken seriously.
This is a CAVE game mode
Okay , who showed this to zun while he was developing LoLK :p?
12:44 This is literally Junko is micrododging
+Eduardo de Araújo No, it's much much worse then anything Junko has... well, except that phase. :P
i just now notice something every extra stage have at least one spell card in black and white
Impossible Extra Mode
Now do this with Kuroji and Saragimaru
13:31 WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
At the end, the universe just blew up
If it was in other games where it's not 1 hit kill then this would be quite reasonable.
Except this is just crazy. I won't say impossible because you almost made it, and you would make it very soon, but this is purely crazy.
This is really absurdly.
The survival spellcard is so unfair ...
Absurdly Extra Mode=degisnged for best of the best touhou players
"This is stupid." OH MY GOD THE BEST COMMENT IN THE WORLD!!!! 10/10 JAIMERS91!!!!
How was this,meant to be possible?
The survival spell looks like something PoDD Yumemi would do if she was an extra boss ;_;
Bullet diarrhea
Touhou Sign: Jynx hates your guts
Do you think you'll be able to reach the true extra boss?
seems like torturing the players with walls of bullets moving at high speed is fun for the game maker(s)
God damn, I don't know whats going on with that last attack but I couldn't even see the player so dude needs to chill the fuck out or something with the colors.
Absurdly extra is a joke where Jynx themself is the punchline.
It's not hard to make a hard game. You can't just up the bullet count and speed and unpredictability and expect it to work. This mode screams bad design everywhere.
this difficulty was meant to be a retarded shitstorm I think
What he said ^. A great number of Cave games use the same exact formula of "just upping the bullet count and speed and unpredictability" on higher difficulties as well, and they're pretty much the same horse shit as this: forcing you to spam bombs or die. They still have the "playable" difficulties in the game, just as this one does, but it should be obvious to anyone that these retarded shitstorm difficulties just exist as a "let's see how fucking insane we can make this game" mode, not a as showcase of balance and professional game design.
Jay Walker
are you dumb or have you just never actually played a cave game before
actually, its tasble to perfect
this mode is a joke gamemode, hence, "Absurdly" Extra
1:14 Yay, I'm full power, now I can't see the fucking bullets! KEK
XD. THIS IS AMAZING! XD. YOU HAVE TO RELY ON BOMBS XD
you also have to rely on Flash-Bombs too. it's the only thing that can saves you from soo much clusterfuck of bullets.
Jynx needs to chill. Big time.
.. That's so damn insane, sad to see you lost in the end.. :/ you really did amazing!
I wonder if JynX can even do this... And if he can.. Can he have Tenkai along with Sese? O__O I don't even want to think of Sese on this difficulty...
Have you ever played the Absurdly Extra Stage? This is infact impossible if you get 1000 or more Ghost Items, even without that.. It's insane.. :V
You have played it already? I thought you recently got RMI.. :V
Ah, how did you get the AE (Absurdly Extra) if you didn't beat unreal yet? Is using continues allowed to get it?
Ah, nice to hear you beat those games :p I must admit Shion does look like Yuyuko.. It's kinda interesting.
Cheat Engine associated
......@_@.......
12:21 at that point i just completely ROFL to the absurdity
well at least his theme matches up to the absurdity...
Come to think of it.... you could've beaten it if you bombed that plast part...
What the actual.
How to press "bomb" so fast?
Jakkapan Benz instinctual reaction from playing these games so much/long?
cool design, but jynx seriously need to chill, i could barely see the bullets, they move so fast that it causes motion blur.
someone explain to me how and why would you make your game impossible? Even The creators of Touhou wouldn't stoop THIS low cause there has to be a way out and get a spellcard out of that spell.
Because this difficulty is mostly a joke, it's not really supposed to be taken seriously. As for how: ramp up the difficulty of the normal extra stage by tweaking the variables until it looks sufficiently impossible. Also: creator* (singular)
Holy fucking shit
Teach me please!!
Well, let's just say JynX was not at all the best when it comes to balancing difficulty in his games...
Almost complete... Epic fail.
相打ちはだめだぞ
このあとにABEX+αが待ってるんだぞ
え？私？クリアしてるに決まってるじゃないですかver.1.00aのABEX+αを
ああ、2倍速ぐらいにしてやってみたい
I know the solution. We need cheat codes those are our weapons to fight JynX s' games and the malevolent Absurdly extra stages now we need someone to craet a Cheat Engine cheat table because we need invinceblety cheat, un loseing lifes and bombs inf, flashbomb.
Lol
What the actual fak?