The part when he sais die bitch... I died i that part, I still laughting 3 minutes later to see it (forgive me if my inglish is bad, but I'm chilean, and my inglish is not perfect :v )
Kaif, i don't know if you're aware but your "ship" Name Staif really supports your sexual innuendo with Stan. At least in German. Because Staif is too close to Steif, wich is the German word for stiff or hard. So if by accident or on purpose even your shipping name is a move worthy of a comedic genius.
Mate, I’ve been hoping for another SCP, and I’m so glad you made another one. This video made me laugh so much. Thank you so much for making this video and keeping your channel amazing!
Nothing like playing with 9 of your friends on a private server, see an 049 walk through the elevator in LCZ and then proceeding to abandon the rest of your friends to escape. Though this video gets pretty close.
9.26 Kaof dies like one of the characters that makes it to the end and then just gets killed horribly. Lily's reaction is so sad reminds me of Riddick when that Capt gets impaled by the alien and gets dragged off.
It-its n-n-not a-abusive.. Uhh. It's aaa.. Uhh.. Friendly relationship. Yeah! Friendly relationship *In the Background Stan as SCP-939 eating Kaif as a D-Boiiiii*
I shall forever remember finding "when a joke wipes the raid" in my recommendations, it looked strange and I didnt know what to expect... but it threw me in a laughing fit and made me feel joy through and through (even though I didnt know the context or names/insiders on most of the jokes), from the way the guild talks, all the personalities and your glorious editing, I was instantly hooked and addicted to your videos. Thank you Daddy Kaif for your content and for bringing so many people joy. :)
basically due to the fact SCP-106 can phase through anything it is insanely hard to contain him so the only method they have really (besides the containment being in fucking same) they basically put someone into the containment and break a leg bone. They then broadcast the screams of the subject throughout the facility which then lures SCP-106 back into containment where it "feeds" upon the subject and enters a state of dormancy for a few months
Nervous Breakdown- A somewhat very related symptom related to dementia the way that Kaif had it... But it mostly relates to you not being able to function well... Blah blah blah
There was some raw emotion in Lil's voice when she shouted 'NO!' when Kaif got shot in front of her.
Akira Kion Lil will take Stan’s place as Kaif’s new lover.
Luis Castillo I hope so
Laif 4 ever
She's just super intense with everything she says and I love it.
True love
That ending was kinda heartbreaking.
"I love you Joe!"
"Its time to end it, Joe."
"Stan what is he saying?"
"'I love him...'"
*CRUNCH*
The relationship between joe, stevey, and kaif...... better love story than twilight.
Or is it? Hey v-sauce Micheal here
D0n't f0rget StaN
Always is
What about Gary?
SamuraiBunny any love story is better then twilight
10:31 I'd like to think that scps really talk like that to each other while normal humans can't hear them
The "die bitch" is hilarious
This is now canon to me and no one can convince me other wise
@@crimson5689 Tru Tru
5:14 Garry!.. Ive come to bargain!
I dont care if this comment is 6 months old, I love it
One year now
1 year and 2 weeks now
1 year and 3 weeks
1 year and 4 weeks now
11:51 best love story:
A conflict between an tormented soul and a heart breaking love issue in the statue
Koe isn’t over damnit.
Koe lives on as long as it endures in our hearts. It's the SR OTP
I refuse to let this ship die
In my langauge it says cows so far
It's koey
It’s been replaced by Jaif
I feel a tad betrayed
I still love you, Stan.
Koe is over because of you, why don't you feel ashamed, ey?
Just a wee bit
Good! :)
Whenever do you NOT feel betrayed in this group? LOL Embrace the betrayal, 'tis your destiny! Wuv yoooou!
I abandoned the abandoner, I have ascendeddd
Lillinx we all know you feel so lost when Joe shot Kaif
Lillinx do you have a YT channel and also
SHIP KAIF AND LILLINX=LIL KAIF JR!!!!🛳🚤🛥⛴🚢
@@estergelizon2087 yeah I haven't made a video in ages. Just click on my name and it's in kaif's description as well
no u
Haha, no you haven’t : )
10:30 That clip is perfect.
The part when he sais die bitch... I died i that part, I still laughting 3 minutes later to see it (forgive me if my inglish is bad, but I'm chilean, and my inglish is not perfect :v )
Perfectly cut scream
@@cuchufli6456 no eres el único yo me caí de la silla xd
@@Jargon.5 Uh, otro hispanohablante, no pensé que habrían más jajajajajajajajaja
@@hernanolazar3818 que esperabas? Kaif es una leyenda, tanto en la comunidad angloparlante como en la latinoaméricana.
1:33 "Uhhh, the, uh, train - going to Courleon - will be late. Uh, thank you. Croissant, Croissant. Croissant, Croissant."
The fact the subtitle says Courleon is just funny because it is not what he said lmao
13:51 When my parents tell me I'm gonna have a haircut. Seriously, this should be a meme.
WOT? *NAAAAAAAAAAAA-*
This is relatable especially now.
@@SomePotatoMan ⁹
@@SomePotatoMan ⁸
@@SomePotatoMan ⁸
*the uhhh train going too corléon will be uhhh late*
*thank you*
*croissant croissant*
*croissant croissant :)*
*Laughs in French*
@@belarusgaming100 "Hon hon hon hon hon!"
Psssit, this is "gare de Lyon" (lyon Railway Station) and not "corléon"
Random guy 1:36
*corléon*
who was the one saying all of that btw?
13:53 THAT BETRAYAL OF LYING ABOUT 096’s HEALTH AND EVERYONE LAUGHING LOL
Kaif, i don't know if you're aware but your "ship" Name Staif really supports your sexual innuendo with Stan. At least in German.
Because Staif is too close to Steif, wich is the German word for stiff or hard.
So if by accident or on purpose even your shipping name is a move worthy of a comedic genius.
Change to Laif for
Kaif + Lily
Noice
Now we need another ship name close to Füher
@@abeautifuldrawing8511 their child
@@abeautifuldrawing8511 Wouldn’t that be confusing with Lars? Maybe something like *Kily* would work better?
@@AbnormalTerroristKars
Mate, I’ve been hoping for another SCP, and I’m so glad you made another one. This video made me laugh so much. Thank you so much for making this video and keeping your channel amazing!
Seriously? Damn, I need to check XD
Nothing like playing with 9 of your friends on a private server, see an 049 walk through the elevator in LCZ and then proceeding to abandon the rest of your friends to escape. Though this video gets pretty close.
Yeet
12:21 depicts a d class personnel being persuaded by SCP-939 and willingly giving up to SCP-173, the object that has caused his torment.
Always love these vids, bloody hilarious
True
- Stand still, get in the corner, get in the f*cking corner.
- Yes daddy
- Face the wa(wheeez)ll
This got me so hard lol
Time stamp stat
Seven -Seven 10:27
FlowerGoBoom thanks
4:35 *YOU DIED*
The fall ended their life.
Why does this death description make me laugh the hardest?
That was the most legitimate “Nooo” I’ve heard from Lil in reaction to Kaif’s death holy shit 😂
True 🤣🤣
9.26 Kaof dies like one of the characters that makes it to the end and then just gets killed horribly. Lily's reaction is so sad reminds me of Riddick when that Capt gets impaled by the alien and gets dragged off.
"Not for me!"
8:36 Look I can even turn my back-
Lil's "NO!" was so genuine. Maybe she actually conciders Kaif a *Gasp* FRIEND?! :D
Stan finally got his kiss from kaif, and it was beautiful
Yes.
12:40 AND THAT’S HOW KAIF LOST HIS VIRGINITY :))))
gay
Clinton Byers No u
@@mney14-melancolicotodoslos32 bruh he's not insulting.
@@PHOSS-u5v I think the "no u" thing is a joke.
173!!!’
oh yes, a new SCP Vid! Thank you Daddy Kaif!
I was gonna say the same thing
It's kaif daddy
Praise the lord. Kaif!
Are You Gay
1:38 Croissant croissant croissant Croissant
what a perfect time to run out of ammunition 13:45
12:30 - 12:50 Top 10 saddest anime moments
13:50 Funniest Moment in my life
yelling back at your mom when she calls you 6:28
Ever since Lily said Kaif daddy I’ve been shipping them, the “Noo!” at 9:26 just fuels it more.
I am confused with that relationship
Aren't they living togetherM
William Harrison nah that’s ebbz
12:00 best lovestory 2018
So emotional, so real
If this channel would have never existed honestly mi life would be incomplete love the vids, keep it up
If I am Stan, I would go mad staying in this abusive relationship
It-its n-n-not a-abusive.. Uhh. It's aaa.. Uhh.. Friendly relationship. Yeah! Friendly relationship *In the Background Stan as SCP-939 eating Kaif as a D-Boiiiii*
0:40 it finally happened, stan cursed. I can die now
Lily's adorable
She so is though
Lily for KAIF only
Bullying Stan ep.1572 :’(
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That's like half of this video
I shall forever remember finding "when a joke wipes the raid" in my recommendations, it looked strange and I didnt know what to expect...
but it threw me in a laughing fit and made me feel joy through and through (even though I didnt know the context or names/insiders on most of the jokes), from the way the guild talks, all the personalities and your glorious editing, I was instantly hooked and addicted to your videos.
Thank you Daddy Kaif for your content and for bringing so many people joy. :)
Ay ur first vid was When A Joke Wipes The Raid too? Same.
Dev:**Makes a horror game**
Players: 13:50
11:51 Top 10 Saddest anime deaths that will make you cry
1:33 I’m eating a croissant right now >w
12:23 is the saddest love story ever i cried watching the beauty and emotion it conveys
Stevey’s trying so hard to repopulate OMEGALUL
Oh god godly. Please make more of these SCP shenanigans... or more raids. That is also acceptable.
Kaif, where's the panda cosplay you promised? I'ma post this on every video until you do it.
1. Installs the game
2. Opens it
3. Hears people play music with voice chat
4. **Uninstalls the game**
GARY GARY GET BACK HERE I SENT HIM UP THE ELEVATOR
XD May fave quote
literally Kaif playing SCP is like a massive soap opera where everyone is either fighting over Kaif or fighting kaif
"Wait what's that sound?"
That's the sound of death
YESSSS! MORE SCP. I love watching you guys play this
Lucas: *doesnt attack Kaif*
Kaif: I love you Lucas
Lucas: *reks Kaif*
13:20 Honestly the best duke I have ever seen
"What!? NOOOOOO!-"
12:23 was pretty emotional I actually cried
The PA system is legit the greatest thing in the history of gaming
Kaif : I'll give 2000 bits if you stand in the machine and die
Steve : I WANT THEM!!!
What I learned today:
Kaif has one huge reverse harem.
Kief Use *Flirt*
SUPER EFFECTIVELY...But you still died
"Blue heaven is a place on earth~"
your videos cheer me up so much, been in such a dark place recently and you always put a smile on ma face. sorry for the soppy shite! keep it up all!
“He was already dead kaif” XD
One thing I've learnt from you Kaif, As soon as people say "You can trust me" I don't and they end up like Stan.
"i'm not gonna shoot you" after emptying a whole magazine into him... why not
12:46 i cant believe koei is over im literaly shaking and crying right now
No Gary can't have her, Lil is your waifu Kaif!!
You mean kaifu
Need more of these man, some of the few videos on YT that actually make me laugh
1:33 uhh the uhhh train going too corléon will be late thank you croissant croissant croissant croissant
Always love the SCP streams and videos. So much betrayal and selling others out.
I love your channel so much
2hour drive home, tired af, but daddy Kaif uploads, so it's more important than sleep.
Love every single video of yours. Keep it up
Lol didnt know you named the ship Joe and Kaif koe, kinda fitting as it means cow in Dutch xD
XD
Hahahahaha
XDD
1:47 the most exquisite jump scare i have ever heard hahahahahaha
0:35 what happened after stan pushed the button ?(ofc he died but i have no idea what it does)
After someone goes in to the little room and dies. Then you click the button and that "kills" SCP-106 of the game
basically due to the fact SCP-106 can phase through anything it is insanely hard to contain him so the only method they have really (besides the containment being in fucking same) they basically put someone into the containment and break a leg bone. They then broadcast the screams of the subject throughout the facility which then lures SCP-106 back into containment where it "feeds" upon the subject and enters a state of dormancy for a few months
These are still my favorite SCP laboratory videos I've seen. Keep up the great work.
Neck snapper boi: ......
Me: 0_0 -_0,0_- 0_0
2:52 *sings*Blue Heaven is a place on earth *dies* XD
Whats the song at 4:00
9:58 gotta put my foot down more like put the dog down except not really down so that was hilarious though! XD
Tabling The Turns.
I remember back when Larry would t-pose and seeing that the current model has been used for over 3 maybe 4+ years is hitting hard rn
Its crazy right? I swear it was like 2 years ago
Nervous Breakdown- A somewhat very related symptom related to dementia the way that Kaif had it... But it mostly relates to you not being able to function well... Blah blah blah
“Tell him he’s really low”
*Ed shooting at Fluke*
“WHAT NOOOOOO”
13:35
It was starting to feel a bit weird. Stan wasn´t getting killed enough
I have been watching kaif videos for a year now and this is the video that started it all
Why do I ship Kaif and Lil?
cause we all ship Kaif and Lil
Kaif might go into madness if he’s ever sober living with lil 🐼🦆
Lil Kaif
Noo kaif and Joe
Cuz its not a gay ship that why
2:02 *gasps*
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I never clicked on a video this fast.
that elevator bit though.... with stan... that had me in tears XD... Gary was at a loss.
This is the first video of yours I've watched, and I quite frankly could not be more lost about where anybody stands with each other.
KAIF DADDY!!!!! NOTICE MEE!!!!!
That bamboozle at 13:15 was perfect.
12:53 that 10/10 love story right there hahahhah
Me: ..... i know,... love hurts
Omfg this was gold, we need more like this ☠️☠️☠️ to Stan every time lol
13:45
Funniest 15 seconds of my life.
Almost chocked myself by laughing too hard.
I'm crying so hard, I loved this channel
i just came back from having my hand broken for 3 weeks and now i can watch your videos again :)
YES KAIF! BEST MAN ALIVE! THE ONE GAME I WAS PRAYING YOU'D UPLOAD! I love all of your content don't worry, but this is the best game ever.