now big smoke is gonna have to order four number 9s, two number 9 larges, two number 6s with extra dip, two number 7s, four number 45s, two with cheese, and two large sodas
Nope, ever been to a drive through? You speak to the cashier or the intercom. In this case, an intercom, and Big Smoke is the one that speaks to the intercom after all finish talking, while the others look at Smoke while they say their order. Listen to them, they seems like they are talking to an acquaintance, not a KFC employee: CJ says "give me a number 9, fat boy" (Fat boy is Smoke, obviosly), then Ryder speaks too quietly to be speaking to the intercom. Similar with Sweet. When Smoke starts talking, he is calmly and slowly reciting the order, so the cashier can understand it.
Thats because most click baiting scum are busy doing Gta 5. The Gta 5 RUclipsr community is infamous at this point for its infestation of click baiters.
HAASSSSS! They make click bait videos, EG saying Niko Bellic from GTA IV is in GTA V. They say stuff and repeat their point over and over to try and get passed that 10 minute mark where they can place 4 ads and at that point you don't even get told if he is in GTA V or not, you waste your time and the creators get money from it.
I like how CJ just waltzes in the aircraft carrier and flies away with a fighter jet, defeats 3 trained jet pilots in the air and blows up 4 boats, then flies the jet home and continues his business..
Watching Hugo speedrun gta sa as fat cj, while drawing star wars characters in Paint tool, while listening to Logic on low volume in the background, while eating cut up pieces of an apple. Eh ?
Idk why but when trombonasaur came into stream after they were talking about her for like 10 min it made me happy to see :) it's amazing how strong your community has grown Hugo! Keep up the good work
big smoke: all you had to do was follow the damn train cj! cj: i did ate your number 9 with extra dip and number 6 with cheese and I also drank your soda
would take me 10 hours with a lot of cheats to finish this game using hydras because im too lazy to ride like 5 kilometers to the mission area and I have a car speed cheat
I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda. OK? i'm talking to YOU
i miss using a controller i lost the tip off my right thumb and so i can't bash the buttons or hold pressure on the analog buttons which sucks that's why i've moved over to mostly pc
That is a program called Livesplit that keeps track of the time for each mission. - livesplit.github.io/ You can download the splits for San Andreas through the program.
I didn't try because I had heard that he'll just tell you to lose weight. So I put in the "Skinny CJ" cheat just to be able to do Black Project. We skip Green Goo because of duping so that wasn't an issue here.
ok thanks. would not surprise me one bit if game mechanics take his weight into consideration for driving. If you check coming out of corners it seems very noticable.
now big smoke is gonna have to order four number 9s, two number 9 larges, two number 6s with extra dip, two number 7s, four number 45s, two with cheese, and two large sodas
FUN FACT: the 2 number 9s and the number 6 with extra dip are for Ryder, CJ and Sweet, not for Big Smoke
Want me to exlplain why?
THe rest of the crew already ordered!
Nope, ever been to a drive through? You speak to the cashier or the intercom. In this case, an intercom, and Big Smoke is the one that speaks to the intercom after all finish talking, while the others look at Smoke while they say their order. Listen to them, they seems like they are talking to an acquaintance, not a KFC employee: CJ says "give me a number 9, fat boy" (Fat boy is Smoke, obviosly), then Ryder speaks too quietly to be speaking to the intercom. Similar with Sweet. When Smoke starts talking, he is calmly and slowly reciting the order, so the cashier can understand it.
In the curscenes the game is trying to simnulate real life (exclude the graphics). And calm down dude, here, a chill pill
Fat CJ stopping for a hotdog in the middle of stealing a sound system.
That makes a lot of sense.
Looks like CJ ate Big Smoke's order this time.
What a busta.
FiftyHP Straight Busta
that aint true
@@bigsmoke2611 say hes busta what about you betraying cj and sweet hmm that make both you bigsmoke and cj busta now does it?
Now CJ is the so called “Fatboi”
Thank this legend for putting 4 ads in a 5 hour video when most GTA V youtubers put the same amount in 10:03 min videos!
I salute you
Thats because most click baiting scum are busy doing Gta 5. The Gta 5 RUclipsr community is infamous at this point for its infestation of click baiters.
Why are you against people making money, what's so bad about it?
HAASSSSS! You gotta set ads based on the time of the video, a few ads every hour or so is the perfect amount.
HAASSSSS! Were not against earning money through ads. What were against is "GTA 5" RUclipsrs putting like 1000 ads on a 10:02 minute long video.
HAASSSSS! They make click bait videos, EG saying Niko Bellic from GTA IV is in GTA V.
They say stuff and repeat their point over and over to try and get passed that 10 minute mark where they can place 4 ads and at that point you don't even get told if he is in GTA V or not, you waste your time and the creators get money from it.
"The damn train" mission is on 47:20. Dont thank me.
DaFuq!?Boom! Thanks
Don't thanks
*i fucking love your videos...*
Thank u
@Doesn't upload anymore fuck off
Doctor: You have 5 hours 53 minutes and 3 seconds to live
Me: watches hugo one speedrunning san andreas as fat cj
Max Black Oh my god, you you didn't watch the last second.
If it was such a precise time like that, I'd probably watch it too.
therruefalse or the first
Big Smoke Are you kiddin' me!? All you had to do was not to use the cloning machine, CJ.
u forgot the ads
Carl "smoke" johnson
Creetz Your profile picture goes so well with that comment. xD
yeah, etika is my favorite youtuber/streamer
Creetz i eat to much from cluckinbell these number nines are yummy !
Big Johnson
You Mean Melvin Harris Big Smoke
Speedrun? don't you mean speedwalk
Ethan Ortiz Shit, i already made a comment with a speedwalk joke and just noticed yours
*speedwaddle
I like how CJ just waltzes in the aircraft carrier and flies away with a fighter jet, defeats 3 trained jet pilots in the air and blows up 4 boats, then flies the jet home and continues his business..
All while being morbidly obese
*Fat CJ trying to catch up with Smoke, Sweet, and Ryder on the bike*
CJ: Big CJ don't need this shit
*Gets in the car and follows them*
just spent almost 6 hours of my life watching this. I don't regret it
the most ironic of a speedrun
"Lookin' too skinny, CJ." LOL
CJ had to many number 9 larges XD
but all stale memes aside great run m8
Being fat and speed running are not two things I typically associate with each other.
46:50 all we had to do, was follow the damn train cj mission. xD cheers from Argentina
i was alive to watch this masterpiece
Nice way to spend a Friday for people like me who have no friends
Fauxy Pauxy omg same
:D
+Samantha Upton tf
Fauxy Pauxy I'm sorry for You. I was exactly like You when I was 10 yo
I'll be your friend :D
He ate the two number 9s, the number 9 large, the number 6 with extra dip, the number 7, the two number 45s, the one with cheese, and the large soda.
kamekiwi 😂😂😂😂
Comment stolen with success lol
When you notice that fat CJ runs faster than you...
hell no
@@mohmadalbsrawi7690 He does
@@bykaru67 how could you know did you saw me run before 😛
Watching Hugo speedrun gta sa as fat cj, while drawing star wars characters in Paint tool, while listening to Logic on low volume in the background, while eating cut up pieces of an apple.
Eh ?
You deserve alot more than 412 likes. You're still playing Gta San Andreas! It's a classic game.
RIP A button
this should be called Fat%
lol
Like a big fat %
Damm 7 years feels like yesterday
All We Had To Do,Was Follow Damn Train,CJ!
"ONE DOES SIMPLY NOT SELL CRACK IN THE HOOD"
imagine the order big smoke would have to get....
How is cj supposed to keep up with the damn train now?!?!?
Someone should count how many times he pressed the A button during that 5 hours 53 minutes and 3 seconds.
2:27:00 has me laughing so hard
Cj is quite THICC
😂😂👌👌👌💯💯💯
would bang
😂😂😂💯💯💯👌👌👌
46:48 the train mission
OptimusPurp thanks
Idk why but when trombonasaur came into stream after they were talking about her for like 10 min it made me happy to see :) it's amazing how strong your community has grown Hugo! Keep up the good work
I'm bored, and hungry.
big smoke: all you had to do was follow the damn train cj! cj: i did ate your number 9 with extra dip and number 6 with cheese and I also drank your soda
I always watch ur runs when i come home from partys late night. Best for a good sleep.
50:05 how you got that crosshair?
this is cj or big smoke jr ?
RUclips recommending good shit again
13:38 ahh beverly be so proud of WHAT U TALKING SHIT "literally turns and shoots the man upside his head" the funniest shit i've seen in a while
lmao i got so scared at 2:07:00 when everything froze lol
Who has 5 hours to spare to play GTA SA with Fat CJ in a speedrun?
Hugo.
You missed the opportunity to put speed walk
love ur vids, so great. amazing work
Mad respect for you to sit through almost six hours of your life playing as fat CJ
would take me 10 hours with a lot of cheats to finish this game
using hydras because im too lazy to ride like 5 kilometers to the mission area and I have a car speed cheat
Ironic how this is called a speed RUN, no?
All San Andreas Story in 5h! Well done! Very fast
What caused the 'fuck yourself illuminati' thing to come through, im curious.
Can you do speedrun on a console for youtube? Its just because you need a timer. How is it done like that?
Still best gta game
Gorillazrockstar is pretty damn thirsty for Trom, lol
When is the full blackscreen map run? people were asking for blindfold% anyway.
"You're looking too skinny CJ."
One of my new fav channels.
*Big Smoke orders*
CJ: I take the same, twice, with cheese.
You are a serious San Andreas veteran! Respect is everything ;)
I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda. OK? i'm talking to YOU
"Hey Carl you lookin' a little thin man!"
"U wot m8"
What's your all missions/no duping any% record, if you have one? And what's your regular full dupes/exploits any% record?
Prior to duping my any% PB was around 6 hours. My all missions PB is 7:22:XX I think and my current any% PB is 5:15:XX.
you could bet on the colour that sweet's car changes in the pay 'n' spray.
All you had to do, was follow the damn meals on wheels van, CJ.
2:21:21 too clean
2:31:04 😂 benefit of fatness, seems like he stays on any kind of bike better too
4:23:40 ha, noice, its only fair it blew up then, well over 3 years in the making 👏
Looks like CJ has been 'celebrating' his body little too much.
Got three hours in before I noticed you were using trigger buttons to accelerate and brake. Very interesting run
if its any% cant you use cheat like hesoyam ,when damaged?
Hugo do you Play on Pc with a Xbox One Controller?
Golden G well yea, you can see his inputs on the left side
Yes
Kinda obvious
The back o' your head look like a pack of hotdogs.
Good one, Hugo.
what console are you running this game?
how the hell did he got xbox layout????
i know, i have one and still this game doesn't support any gamepad layout, its says BUTTON## for everything
Brunn0121 I had to program my buttons
8:57
LOOOOL!!!
RIP Button "A"
Are u from brazil?
@@twospiez1581 sim
Nice dude, really like that controller on the left!
How did he skip from los desperados to after defeating big smoke like that?
Next speed run should be Max Stats On everything, but every time your in a car you have to tap the speed button !! *Tap tap tap Tap*
Dawn KaosGamer21 Then you get a bike.
As far as I'm concerned, fat CJ is the only CJ.
yea, fuka cj-moke, remember that name!
i miss using a controller i lost the tip off my right thumb and so i can't bash the buttons or hold pressure on the analog buttons which sucks that's why i've moved over to mostly pc
This inspired me to buy a $5 (free shipping) USB PS2 ripoff controller off of ebay from China :D.
So when you want to play GTA SA you buy a controller? :D
What is the software that show the controller inputs on the side?
Would it just be faster to complete the last mission on SF?
will you also do the super skinny edition?
how do you do that, all the information on the left side of the video
That is a program called Livesplit that keeps track of the time for each mission. - livesplit.github.io/ You can download the splits for San Andreas through the program.
Wow thanks, and by the way i subscribed
Wait, Epickyy is the owner of the vine ?
"KEEP UP , CJ''
why some of the mission looks a lot easier?? like the lowrider ddr mission shits?? i have to get almost all good to beat the opponent.
can you do The Truth's desert missions as fat CJ? (haven't watched the full vid btw)
I didn't try because I had heard that he'll just tell you to lose weight. So I put in the "Skinny CJ" cheat just to be able to do Black Project. We skip Green Goo because of duping so that wasn't an issue here.
Hugo One yea, it doesn't work, the cutscene is funny though
how the fuck do you get this game to run on windows 10?
Best body aceptance vid.
how that aye caramba didnt become a sound for the streaming ?? it's so good-uh
Hugo it looks like driving is affected by CJ's fatness too. Looks much more slippery and unstable than usual. Both cars and bikes. Correct or wrong?
Not sure tbh. I thought the driving felt weird at first too but then thought maybe it was all in my head.
ok thanks. would not surprise me one bit if game mechanics take his weight into consideration for driving. If you check coming out of corners it seems very noticable.
not weight, just fat fingers
haha - yup that would explain it
I'm a be honest when I first seen the title I thought it was like speed run to max fat
Would this be a slow run since it's fat cj
1 oclock in the morning and I got 10% battery. Oh and just finished gta 3 cutscene any% run.
Are you playing it on the Xbox one
Fat CJ speedrun is an oxymoron.
Try do full 100% completeion with or without fat cj
and Ryder never got to hear the horn...
you sir are a living legend
Thank you mate i subscribed and 22december is my birthday