He's the same guy who wrote the screenplay of Sacred Games, The movie Masaan, The song of Moh Moh ke Dhagge, The lyrics in gangs of wasseypur, He is an IITian, And he does Amazing stand-ups as well! Varun Grover for u guys! He redefines Perfection:)
My dad once asked the mall security guy while frisking, "Bomb mila?" He sheepishly replied, "Arre nahi sir, gutka - wutka dhoondhte hain nahi toh andar log thook deta hai." 😂😂
i like his comedy, but tbh your and his statement is illogical, i mean if there is a check on mall entrance its has a purpose, so that no one can carry any firearm(which have heavily built metal body) he will get detected and stopped to prevent any big incident, burglary, etc. I mean when there is a entrance checking only then a terrorist, thief ,burglar or person with wrong intentions will think twice that how should he take some weapon inside.
@@mrinal6626 Agreed that’s why there should be security in place but what I don’t agree with is the fact that they most of the times don’t want to use metal detectors or don’t have x-ray machines set up and want to personally go into your small handbags also...that’s personal space invasion. Do the checks as they are important but use the things required for that at all entrances.
@@Gossypol Yeh short videos ke zamaane mein, tum saara log ka attention span kittu chota ho gaya hai, upar ki line padhi, niche pohonche aur bhool gaye! Us zamaane se hai, jab library mein padhai hoti thi.
Unlike other stand up comedians these days, who forcefully try to make people laugh by laughing on their own humouless jokes that don't work, Varun is on completely different level. He cracks it very casually without he himself laughing, yet the viewers can't just stop laughing. Even a serious guy can't hold on to his laughter on Varun's Jokes. At the same time Varun is very intelligent to talk on real issues and add humour to them, that takes real talent.
So removing the security checks is considered intelligence 😂 That's show your dumbness. If security guard will caught something suspicious then he can call police or evacuate the public from that place. Hope that increases your knowledge a bit.
Stolen joke hai phir bhi bata deta hun : Naam hata diya, Yogi case karwa dega, jail chala jayega Batao kitna chutiya lagega agar singhade ki wajah se jail jaana pada
This is just stupid , ya'll don't want security checks at airports and malls or what.... stop idolizing these people , they're just tryna make some money off this .....
@Adarsh Ek Comedian ne Sahi kaha hai “Aisi koi baat nahi jissey koi offend na ho, Lok bas Mazey ki Jagha Seriously dekhtey hai, Agar aisa har kisi ki soch ho toh joh bachi kuchi maza hamey comedian akar dete hai voh bhi nhi bechegi. Fir sab dhirey dhire depressed ho jayenge”
People are fan of upmanyu, bassi, kamra, samay, Morani, etc. And all of them are fan of varun. 😎 Edit : kasam se bade chutiye bnde hain replies me, apne fav comic ko leke lad rhe hain, whereas the whole point of this comment was that most of the comics with a big number have publicly admitted that varun is their fav. 😂😂
@@KrishnamKumawat Not really, I think it's to not provide any incentive to people to go try imitating him with the airport security. You can obviously see where that might land the people and how difficult it'd be for the security personnel. 😂
His sarcasm and humour is on another level .hats off .. 🔥 Moreover i noticed he painted his nails and i found that amazing..Anyone else noticed that? 💜
For those of you who dont know who Varun Grover is. This is him. Wrote Masaan Wrote Moh Moh Ke Dhaage Wrote Sacred Games Wrote Jiya Tu bihar Ke Lala Wrote songs for Newton, Sui Dhaaga, Udta Punjab, Sonchiriya, Fan. Does StandupComedy Was an IITian. (Credits to @Golam Mostafa Amit for all this information)
Seriously, These security checks at Bengaluru metro stations are kinda trouble for us sometimes, they kept my engineering project thinking it as a bomb because there were too many wires just popping out but actually it was a robot. It took me one hour to convince their head security guard that it is not a bomb by showing them its working........ Best part , That robot actually worked there which was not working since 3 day😂😂😂😂😂...... THANKU NAMMA METRO😂😂
@@meetcharubala Yeah because people use KATTA outside of metro, and scissors are the least damaging tool as a weapon..... try to carry TNT, they will allow😂😂😂😂
@@adityavaibhav7701 I am design student n sometimes i forget to remove scissors from my bag...I have lost atleast two scissors at metro and I can't even try to buy scissors from big market place cause metro won't allow .
@@meetcharubala its more similar situation as discribed in video... Like... It will be the darkest hour of a terrorism when a terrorist plans to highjack a metro with a scissor😂😂😂😂😂
It's my first videos of Varun Grover sir, and I'm so glad to watch this, how the small and common things becomes so funny, when you intend to elaborate it like that.
@@SatyamKumar-px1ch pure video ke concept ka ek hi moto tha ki question karo har chiz me ...but usme ye bhi tha ki kuch logical aspect yaa point ho!....to aapne question to kar liya ki pakistani ppl kyu dekh rhe he.. lekin aapke is question me kuch LOGIC dikhta he aapko ????!😒😞
@@adarshshrivastava410 Lmao who shat in your cereal mate? Why are you being so radically hateful over the use of a non-controversial harmless word which was perhaps improperly used by the original commenter? Besides, this was a satire to some extent - not my fault if you're unable to recognise the fact that 'satire' doesn't always mean subtle criticism of societal norms, but can also simply refer to the use of humour to ridicule the idiocy of stupid ideas (and/or people).
@@adarshshrivastava410 I am assuming that you 've read George Orwell's 1984. Now imagine whole set in Orwellian perspective . And interpret kar ki Jo mall wala security guard h wo govt hai..And if you dare to point out their level of moral culpability in legal framework like how varun was doing with security guard and got punished repeatedly. So the point is that poore dystopia me rationality always suffer. And the way Varun created whole set , he was representing rational integrity of civil society in authoritarian regime. Jahan use establishment ko basic question Karne par bhi punish and harass hona pad rha... Although Orwell ke 1984 ko lekar meri analogy technically galat ho Sakti hai but i hope you got my point.
Wow it felt like it ended so quickly. I didn't stop laughing once in 7:28 minutes!! I love how he made a point without saying a word about it. What a Genius ❤
@@ashwaniyadav493 jaisa standup mein bataya actually waisa nhi hua hoga lucknow mein toh shayad defamation case ho skta hain Jaise pappu kabhi adani aur ambani ji ka kabhi naam nhi leta defamation case se bachne ke liye
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What makes his jokes even better is the deadpan delivery.
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Exactly, he delivers jokes similar to how Captain Holt does lol
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This man can be such a great teacher. He has such a calm and captivating personality. God bless
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Indeed , I do agree what the hell security does with mirror below the car 😂😂😂
Sacred Games writer...amazing content..
@@siddoza16 national award winner
@@anjanasingh1079 o
He's the same guy who wrote the screenplay of Sacred Games,
The movie Masaan,
The song of Moh Moh ke Dhagge,
The lyrics in gangs of wasseypur,
He is an IITian,
And he does Amazing stand-ups as well!
Varun Grover for u guys!
He redefines Perfection:)
Nachaniya,gawaniya ke bat ke koi minha na karaile ham
bhai paid h kya,har video ke niche likhta h
samaj gaye hum...
No shit Sherlock
jabra fan wala song bhi
Basically he is another talented engineer who is not doing Engineering 😂
Varun is certainly very intelligent. He cuts jokes with a straight face and his dialogue delivery is 'exceptiona'l. A big and smiling salute ... 😂
My dad once asked the mall security guy while frisking, "Bomb mila?" He sheepishly replied, "Arre nahi sir, gutka - wutka dhoondhte hain nahi toh andar log thook deta hai." 😂😂
LMAO
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Hehe fumnny
😂😂😂
Took him almost a yr to put up an actual clip. All throughout lockdown, I got to know his cat very well. I had almost forgotten him as a stand up guy.
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He's a gem...such a great personality with great sense of humor 😍
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That Epic Line : Aap Aao Side Me.....
😂😂😂😂
And " Aap ye bakwas nhi kr skte"😂😊
He carries a relaxing ambiance with him, amazing comedic delivery.
🥀✌️🌹🤲🌺🤝🏵️
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Glad you brought up this mall security check issue!!
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i like his comedy, but tbh your and his statement is illogical, i mean if there is a check on mall entrance its has a purpose, so that no one can carry any firearm(which have heavily built metal body) he will get detected and stopped to prevent any big incident, burglary, etc. I mean when there is a entrance checking only then a terrorist, thief ,burglar or person with wrong intentions will think twice that how should he take some weapon inside.
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@@mrinal6626 Agreed that’s why there should be security in place but what I don’t agree with is the fact that they most of the times don’t want to use metal detectors or don’t have x-ray machines set up and want to personally go into your small handbags also...that’s personal space invasion. Do the checks as they are important but use the things required for that at all entrances.
*"Mardo ka khule me dabado"* , I started laughing so much on this line that I had to take the exit from my library. 😂😂
Accha kia, warna library ka security guard aata, aur aapke phode dhoondhta!
btw, library mein padhai hoti thi humare zamaane mein.
@Jaggu Seth Grover pe nai, Upmanyu par kar raha hu. 😂😂
@@zeultimo Btw aap kis *"zamaane"* se ho waise 🧐🧓?
@@Gossypol Yeh short videos ke zamaane mein, tum saara log ka attention span kittu chota ho gaya hai, upar ki line padhi, niche pohonche aur bhool gaye!
Us zamaane se hai, jab library mein padhai hoti thi.
@@zeultimo Hai? So you mean ajkal log Library sirf Varun Grover ka stand up dekhne jate hai 😂
I just love his delivery... One of the most matured stand up comedians
How can this guy be so serious while cracking jokes. Brilliant Yaar!!
Edit- Thank you guys FOR 2K LIKES!!!!!
Can't believe it...
His seriousness is strength of his comedy...
Bhaii comedy nahi hai ..Satya hai ye.
@@saurabhbhargava4917 Satya nhi Bhai sataire h
Because he does the same set 50 times before recording this one.
Wach him in the lallantop show joking on demonetization
The only opposition left in India is stand up comedian..
Bruh dead party reported
Damn savage
Ooo🙄👍
+1
right bro
Blows my mind, how he cracks such hilarious jokes with a straight face without laughing! 😂
@meloni dsilva arey 😂
Mein hazar Baar Guthkha leke mall mein gya hu jhaat ni Kuch kr paye h
True poker faced but prefect timing and delivery!
Frustration hai bhai 😂😂
😂😂😂
Unlike other stand up comedians these days, who forcefully try to make people laugh by laughing on their own humouless jokes that don't work, Varun is on completely different level. He cracks it very casually without he himself laughing, yet the viewers can't just stop laughing. Even a serious guy can't hold on to his laughter on Varun's Jokes. At the same time Varun is very intelligent to talk on real issues and add humour to them, that takes real talent.
You need to watch Manik Mahna too
True! I was actually guffawing!!
When intelligence, satire and observation blends together what forms is this man!! Just simply awesome!🙌🙌🙌🙌
I am so middle class that I never knew Singhara is called Water Chestnut 😅
@@Shivrajsinh maine pucha
@@Shivrajsinh ha pucha
@@cosmicfeargarou4592 kyu pucha?
Same
i thought he was talking about samosa (in WB samosa is also called singhara) in the beginning. then googled it to know the actual thing.
"The man who asks question is a fool for a minute, a man who doesn't ask is a fool for life." ~ Confucius
one of my favourite quotes
yess i read this in a book called "who will cry when you die" and it's one of my favorites (´∀｀)♡
In these times it should be "The man who asks question is jailed right that moment, a man who doesn't goes on with his life."😊😊😊
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Well said...
I don't know how many times I watched this... Such a brilliant clean content
Such a great comedian with great sense of humour.
Varun has absolute control over his expressions, superb !!
"Kitna chutiya lagunga agar mene shingade se plane hi-jack kar liya" was amazing!😂😂 Lol!
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Oh goshhh... reliable..logical.. rational.. sense of humor in soo difficult situation..
Amazing 👏
And the reign of the greatest comedian begins
kya likhte rehte ho bhai tum? 😂
Continues*
👍
🟢 ADITYA RATHORE BHI ACHA FUNNY JOURNALIST HAI RUclips PEE VARUN JAISA🟢
Your takeaway from this video :
Singhaara is Water chestnut
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Mere ko nahi pata tha😂😂
Bruh
Bruhhh
@@kaustavchakraborty8773 Dudes. We must meet. Bruh.
When you don’t know whether to laugh or appreciate him for such intelligent comic.
You're at the wrong place bro. You better be ready for IIT JEE
2 Replys on @IIT JEE comments are just like the first two security guards in Mall...Cool guys...episode is all about logic.why so rude reply..
So removing the security checks is considered intelligence 😂
That's show your dumbness.
If security guard will caught something suspicious then he can call police or evacuate the public from that place. Hope that increases your knowledge a bit.
@@manusarda
Then tell me the second option when these guys find Bomb
@@manusarda
U r talking about knowledge of that security guard...woow man seems like u have knowledge about work EXPERIENCE....
oh bhai.. insta pr dekh ke aaya tha..?? maza aa gya.. aise video dekh lo na to lgta hai aaj ka data kahi shi jagah gya hai
Aaja Bhai aaj phirse data ka sahi jagah use karle 😂😂
"Periodic table ki har element" got me 🤣🤣😂
Btana zara 😂
@@Abhishek-jb7gz metal detector hota h na aur hamare phone me bhi metal h fir bhi work ni krta
Radioactive elements bhi🤣
@@LuciFeRz25 acha acha got it Bhai 😂😂
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When you've to censor an entire city! Man comedians being held real tight
Do you know name of the city?? I didn't get it
@@himanshughunavat2012 Lucknow
Stolen joke hai phir bhi bata deta hun : Naam hata diya, Yogi case karwa dega, jail chala jayega
Batao kitna chutiya lagega agar singhade ki wajah se jail jaana pada
@@a.static.kaleidoscope hahaha😜
G... fatti padi hai sabki aajkal.. Daadi waale singaade se 😜🤣😂 chilka nikaalne ka time aa gaya hai 😜😜
The most intelligent comic ever 🙌🙌🙌
*Indian❤️
Sach mei
IIT BHU🔥🔥
Debatable
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Clearly one of the best sets in Indian stand up comedy
"If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you"
George Bernard Shaw
Padh le bacche😂
This is just stupid , ya'll don't want security checks at airports and malls or what.... stop idolizing these people , they're just tryna make some money off this .....
@@infinityxtanishq8712 did you take it seriously😂..go and learn to differentiate between comedy video and serious video.
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@Adarsh Ek Comedian ne Sahi kaha hai “Aisi koi baat nahi jissey koi offend na ho, Lok bas Mazey ki Jagha Seriously dekhtey hai, Agar aisa har kisi ki soch ho toh joh bachi kuchi maza hamey comedian akar dete hai voh bhi nhi bechegi. Fir sab dhirey dhire depressed ho jayenge”
Satire, dark comedy , critical/logical thinking..this guy is real intellectual and got balls of singade 😁
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‘Main kitna chutya lagunga agar maine singhare se plane hijack kar liya to’
- Varun Grover,
Circa 2021
Pilot kitna chutiya lagega agar wo singhare se darr gya to?
One of the best standup comedians...i just love your face expression on way of telling jokes.. 👍👍
This guy has written Udta Punjab,Masaan,Sacred Games and lyrics of many notable hindi songs
Jabra fan
Don't forget Gangs of Wasseypur
Toh Kya kare fir hum?
@@tony-pc4kd Agar nahi pata kya karna hai toh sabse pehle toh comment mat kar😂
@@AamanayaVijhWasTaken zeeshan qadri is the writer
i haven't laughed this hard in a long time, very nicely scripted and amazing delievery!
I need more!!
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Couldn't agree more
Yes, I especially like how he can say the funniest of things with a straight face! 😁
"Kasam home minister ki"lol. We know what you did there Varun 🤣🤣
please explain mujhe samaj nhi aaya 😅
@@adamjones471 mujhe toh bahut kuch nhi samanjta bahut layers joke hote h
Can u explain ?
@@venumr8089 f
Basically he didn't performed a single task over the airport that means Amit Shah's Life is at risk 😂😂
this is a masterpiece may be after really really long time period i'm watching such a mind blowing content this man is a legend
3:40 best jokes 'mardo ka khule me daba do'😂😂
People are fan of upmanyu, bassi, kamra, samay, Morani, etc. And all of them are fan of varun. 😎
Edit : kasam se bade chutiye bnde hain replies me, apne fav comic ko leke lad rhe hain, whereas the whole point of this comment was that most of the comics with a big number have publicly admitted that varun is their fav. 😂😂
Kamra really??😂
Ruk likhlu....
@@saswatmishra7310 Bhai Abhishek upmanyu ne khud kha ha wo agr sabse best manta ha stand up comedy me to kunal kamra ko manta ha.
yeah 🔥🎉
Sahi haii💯💯🙌❣️🤭
"vo sab hame nhi pata lekin hum kitne chutiye lagenge agr tumne singade se plan hijack kar liya "
maja aa gya
thanks for the likes
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Kasam home minister ki...😂
Security check wala bhi op nikla
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Kuch bhi ho is bande ka comedy punches gajab ka hota hai aur itne aasani se khud na haaske bolta hai. Gajab hai gajab.....
Best line was "periodic table ka sara metal leke gya hu,aap btao real bomb ki aawaj kya hogi"😂😂
Line to theek se likh le
Joke ki baja daali
meme for u
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@Pradeep Rawat thank you for sharing this important piece of information with me
one thing special about varun is he doesn't laugh while telling a joke 😂
@V Joshep then see other comedians and understand why am i saying ... don't try be a cool dude
@@gsing5595 he is not trying to be cool dude. He is just giving you the information which you weren't having.
It is called deadpan delivery
@V Joshep han bhai ye log brain use hini krte
Use krte toh pata hota ki ye saare comedian anti nationalist hain!!!
😅haina?
You know things are bad when you have to put a disclaimer before jokes.
At least he avoided politics for a day.
Always have been.
Freedom of speech is only for the powerful.
Aam janta ga*d marwaye.
Comedy with logic.....fantastic...keep it up varun jee
He is beeping Lucknow. 😂
I think he is just trolling cleverly.
Wait I don't get it. Is it due to Yogi Govt?
Sach m lucknow tha .......
how you got that?
Yeah it was lucknow
@@KrishnamKumawat Not really, I think it's to not provide any incentive to people to go try imitating him with the airport security.
You can obviously see where that might land the people and how difficult it'd be for the security personnel. 😂
Me- Modi Ji Petrol itna mahenga kyu ho raha hai ??
IT/ CBI Department- Aap aao side mein 🤣😂
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Varun Grover:Qasam Humaare Home Minister Ki...
Amit Shah:O Bhai! Maaro Mujhe Maaro
😂😂😂😜😜😜😜
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Omit "Mujhe" And place "Isko".
Now that's more like amit shah.
This man is a genius!! Such a clean comedy
He is literally mr bean of our film industry 😂😂🔥👏. Legendary writer and satirist for a reason👍🏻❤️
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Finally he remembered that he has a RUclips channel.😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Damn Right
He is not as vella as RUclips commentators
And then forgot
He forget again 😓
Learning is:- Bheed se alag hona chahte ho to bas question puch lo.
And they be like:- Aap aao side mein
😁
Happens always with me in school 😥
meme for u
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😂🤣😂🤣😂
👍👍
His sarcasm and humour is on another level .hats off .. 🔥 Moreover i noticed he painted his nails and i found that amazing..Anyone else noticed that? 💜
Kunal kamra jokes on modiji
Le BJP: Aap aaiye phire side main😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
u rather say Kunal kamra jokes
i dont think he jokes anything other than modi
@Dishank Jain and he's true at the same time
@Dishank Jain please explain 5 good works of government
@Dishank Jain CAA, NRC?
Great.
Jab tum jains ko bhi list seh nikal de, tab mat rona.
Truly wonderful punches....
For those of you who dont know who Varun Grover is.
This is him.
Wrote Masaan
Wrote Moh Moh Ke Dhaage
Wrote Sacred Games
Wrote Jiya Tu bihar Ke Lala
Wrote songs for Newton, Sui Dhaaga, Udta Punjab, Sonchiriya, Fan.
Does StandupComedy
Was an IITian.
(Credits to @Golam Mostafa Amit for all this information)
THERE IS ALWAYS A COMMENT IN VARUN'S VIDEO STARTING
'For those of you who dont know who Varun Grover is....'
@@vickyshare7511 yeah ...its common in every video 😂😂
@@vickyshare7511 that's true 😅 and I maintain the consistency & one more thing
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Comment like krdena😂😂
Aur haan..Modi se isski gaand jalti hai..ye bhi daal list me.
@@gauravbisht8487 isnt he national award winner ?
I still watch it when i feel down.. It never disappoints me 🤣
same here😂
यो डाउन फील को के मतबल हो स बेहण जी
BJP's black list :
1. Munawar faruqi
2. Kunal kamra
3. Varun Grover
@Anshul they r not stand up comedian
4. Sriram
5. Punit Pania
6. Abijit Ganguly
Because they are competitor of modi.Modi is also a stand up comedian.
Rest 2 are amazing but kunal kamra has become a politician now, his jokes ain't that funny
@@aryeshbanerjee3412 ye bhi politics hi krta Hain Inka bht video Hain political party ke sath
Man this guy is a gem. He need to be protected at all costs varna sarkar isme aag lage denge😂
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कही चाट (gem) मत लेना इसकी... 🤣🤣🤣
Haa toh ja kar isske ghar pe watchman bann ja na.
Kaun roka hai?
Why ANDHBHAKTHS hate Kamra and Varun so much.
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spitting facts with humor.
He is the guy who wrote lyrics or some best music like Sacred games ,udta Punjab , masan etc salute to this men
Please somebody give him a one hour stand up special !!!! Netflix, Amazon, anyone ?!?!
Its sad that we have come to a point where the name of a fucking airport has to be beeped out.
This is the irony we are being asked to notice.
Thats a joke too....search sourav ghosh
I am pretty sure he said Lucknow airport
Lucknow airport bola h
Have you heard of Ice posidon? It's done in good measure
Truth is the new False , False is a validated Truth .
False is really appreciated & Felicitated - New Normal India #BreakthroughRevolutionFrom2013
He is the BEST so far.. too good yaar 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The irony is that the comedians are explaining logic and the politicians are talking about logically illogical things...
@V Joshep you can't get sarcasm?
Maturity left the chat 🙄
@V Joshep bro i was not referring to you. 🤨
@V Joshep even if he was not reffering you but the thing you said to him really made me think that maturity left the chat.
So the logic is that we should remove all the security guards who could have caught a suspicious thing and informed police. 👏👏👏
Seriously, These security checks at Bengaluru metro stations are kinda trouble for us sometimes, they kept my engineering project thinking it as a bomb because there were too many wires just popping out but actually it was a robot. It took me one hour to convince their head security guard that it is not a bomb by showing them its working........ Best part , That robot actually worked there which was not working since 3 day😂😂😂😂😂...... THANKU NAMMA METRO😂😂
Delhi metro won't let me carry scissors😒
@@meetcharubala Yeah because people use KATTA outside of metro, and scissors are the least damaging tool as a weapon..... try to carry TNT, they will allow😂😂😂😂
@@adityavaibhav7701 I am design student n sometimes i forget to remove scissors from my bag...I have lost atleast two scissors at metro and I can't even try to buy scissors from big market place cause metro won't allow .
@@meetcharubala its more similar situation as discribed in video... Like... It will be the darkest hour of a terrorism when a terrorist plans to highjack a metro with a scissor😂😂😂😂😂
@@meetcharubala SHIT GOVT. RULES
Slowly & steadily he seems to me more like DAVE CHAPPELLE - not a comic but a philosopher who’s funny !! ❤️🥂
@@ByzantineCapitalManagement well chappelle is wise, won't you agree
Superb
We burst out laughing at many places
Excellent delivery
I wish your jokes never ended man 😂
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It's my first videos of Varun Grover sir, and I'm so glad to watch this, how the small and common things becomes so funny, when you intend to elaborate it like that.
Relatable stand up comedy with logic. Airport per singhade cheelain hai bhai ne 😄😄
What the logic?
@UCEYjVtQT5uof8X97GxHOotA Sab godi media hai
Why are Pakistani watching Indian content 😑
@@SatyamKumar-px1ch pure video ke concept ka ek hi moto tha ki question karo har chiz me ...but usme ye bhi tha ki kuch logical aspect yaa point ho!....to aapne question to kar liya ki pakistani ppl kyu dekh rhe he.. lekin aapke is question me kuch LOGIC dikhta he aapko ????!😒😞
@@yogeshnagar4113 logic hota to ye sawal thodi puchta
I miss this guy so so much! May he live long, long, long life!
This is insanely good.
BC, Hands down top notch quality satire. Every line is fckin punchline.
Abe chutiye satire ka matlab bhi pata hai kya? Ye satirical nahi tha, kahi se bhi word pata chalta hai gawaro ko to har jagah pelna hota hai wahi
@@adarshshrivastava410 Lmao who shat in your cereal mate? Why are you being so radically hateful over the use of a non-controversial harmless word which was perhaps improperly used by the original commenter?
Besides, this was a satire to some extent - not my fault if you're unable to recognise the fact that 'satire' doesn't always mean subtle criticism of societal norms, but can also simply refer to the use of humour to ridicule the idiocy of stupid ideas (and/or people).
@@adarshshrivastava410 I am assuming that you 've read George Orwell's 1984. Now imagine whole set in Orwellian perspective .
And interpret kar ki Jo mall wala security guard h wo govt hai..And if you dare to point out their level of moral culpability in legal framework like how varun was doing with security guard and got punished repeatedly. So the point is that poore dystopia me rationality always suffer.
And the way Varun created whole set , he was representing rational integrity of civil society in authoritarian regime. Jahan use establishment ko basic question Karne par bhi punish and harass hona pad rha...
Although Orwell ke 1984 ko lekar meri analogy technically galat ho Sakti hai but i hope you got my point.
"tum batao hum kinte chutiya lagenge agar tum singhare se plane hijack kar lo"
That security personnel definitely is Varun's carbon copy
Not
Singdade**
Awesome yarr 😀😀 my all time best ever standup comedy
Women go very serious and come out smiling😂😂😂
@Amarjeet yadav orgasem
Wow it felt like it ended so quickly. I didn't stop laughing once in 7:28 minutes!! I love how he made a point without saying a word about it. What a Genius ❤
6:53 kasam hmaare Home minister ji ki 😂😂
Absolutely stunning, have viewed this video so many times. Still it makes me laugh as I have never seen this before
I've been dying to see his stand up bit. Can't stress enough how good he is. Loved it.❤️
He is much better than Abhishek,zakir,kunal etc... His low and soft tone makes the joke more funny
@@syednauman5632 Absolutely! His wit, content, joke delivery. Just amazing 🙏
@@sheelgajbhiye6165 mera no lelo bhai... Du kya
Interesting he roasted Anu Malik in the beginning with whom he collaborated for "Yeh moh moh ke dhage" 😂😂😂😂
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Writer of masaan and lyricist of one of the most loved song
"moh moh ke dhaage" , RESPECT ×100000000
Writer of most of dialogues of gangs of Wasseypur and almost all songs in it :))
Co-wrote sacred games too!
Also an iitian🔥🔥
Also the writer of Sacred Games.
@@harshar5057 When he graduated, his college(IIT-BHU) was not an IIT.
So technically, he is not an IITIAN.
Although a fabulous writer.
What quality jokes.... Bhai you're too good. 😂😂😂
Next level comedy and sense of humour 😂😂
Varun has the record of "Sabse zyada baar side mein aane ka"😂
FYI : Lucknow has been beeped out
(Yup can't even name a city in the country we live in)
mujhe side mei mat bulana
Isle beep kiya hoga taaki koi case na ho
Ye sab koi karta hain case na lagne ke liye
@@ankrust Lucknow bolne m kaisa case hoga??
@@ashwaniyadav493 jaisa standup mein bataya actually waisa nhi hua hoga lucknow mein toh shayad defamation case ho skta hain
Jaise pappu kabhi adani aur ambani ji ka kabhi naam nhi leta defamation case se bachne ke liye
@@ankrust hota he bro. Yaad rakho ye UP he.
@@deep7051 agar case hoga toh airport se related log krenge
Aur waise ye up hain ka mtlb ?
You are just amazing bro...well done👍👍🤗
"Varun Grover suddenly remembered his RUclips password" comments coming in 3, 2, 1 😂
Kasam hamare home minister ki😂😂
kon ho bhaiya aap?
matlab?
◽ADITYA RATHORE BHI ACHA FUNNY JOURNALIST HAI RUclips PEE VARUN JAISA◽
@@ereshmehndiratta8587 arey sir aap?😂😂
*Kasam Home Minister Ki...* the amount of laugh I had in this statement ... Brilliant yaaar 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
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Home Minister is a Tadipar Saffron terrorist....Uski kasam khayega to zaroor PHAT jayega...BUM ya BOMB, farak nahi padta...
Kabootar Saala.
amazing delivery and simply dry and brilliant. Just want to hang on to every word he says just in case you miss something, love from Australia
security staffs and their relatives are disliking the video 😂😂😂😂😂
i m form cisf and working at bengaluru airport but i liked the video...n lough too much...he told reality.
😊😊😊😊
Chaukidaar too
That’s just andhbhakts disliking for that demonetisation joke.
Gajab satire maare ho guru 👍👍😂😂😄😄😁😁🤣🤣😁😄😂👍
*Woodoo is BACK!*
_Let the game begin!_
When I was studying engineering, the UN had declared the Mechanical branch as the best engineering branch.
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Abe saale😂😂
Sab log comedy nei kar paate beta 😌
duniya mein war chal rahein hain aur UN QS pe branch rankings dekh raha hai
Are u comedy me
2:1 I always feel funny that shopping mall security check 😂 even once I asked what if you get bomb then what you will do