if i lose a game of bedwars aliens will invade earth

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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

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  • @rivetingsong
    @rivetingsong 5 лет назад +2359

    Techno: *loses a game of bedwars*
    Aliens: -it's free real estate-

    • @dogterminator
      @dogterminator 4 года назад +2

      you are a dumb

    • @autvmnn.
      @autvmnn. 4 года назад +38

      @@dogterminator ur a nerd

    • @burcopresents
      @burcopresents 4 года назад +19

      prua how, when u don’t even know grammar

    • @redrobsanthem9206
      @redrobsanthem9206 4 года назад +8

      @ImNotBoss 1 you is smartn’t

    • @Alzxzz
      @Alzxzz 4 года назад +2

      @@burcopresents you dumb are a

  • @zacthegreat66
    @zacthegreat66 4 года назад +2070

    "If my mic is muted hit the join button"
    "oh look everyone is saying hit the join button, almost as if they heard my verbal instructions"

  • @elrik1928
    @elrik1928 4 года назад +1702

    Enemies in techno's videos : absolute trash
    Enemies in my games : technoblades with 500 fps and 0 ping who play 22 hours a day

    • @mehrnrnoob3161
      @mehrnrnoob3161 4 года назад +214

      It because when you watch techno they look like trash compared to him and then you go and compare them to the average bedwars players and they would seem like pros

    • @burcopresents
      @burcopresents 4 года назад +64

      It’s because Techno is a god. So it looks like his enemies are trash. When in truth ur the trash one. That’s why everyone in ur game is better than u.

    • @TeaShrooomPog
      @TeaShrooomPog 4 года назад +89

      @@burcopresents Hey, that's not a nice thing to say!

    • @nischay4760
      @nischay4760 4 года назад +59

      @@TeaShrooomPog Truth hurts!

    • @__tadpole__8195
      @__tadpole__8195 4 года назад +4

      Same

  • @thinkaboutit2322
    @thinkaboutit2322 5 лет назад +3534

    Techno blade: finally breaks the last bed
    Everyone at ikea: :0

    • @shootingstar4468
      @shootingstar4468 4 года назад +72

      Techno:

    • @pb_x
      @pb_x 4 года назад +15

      General Kenobi Lego Productions - On Hiatus i thought he was stretching-

    • @skyphire
      @skyphire 4 года назад +9

      @@shootingstar4468
      .

    • @cringemane6994
      @cringemane6994 4 года назад +9

      Its the aliens....

    • @realbignoob1886
      @realbignoob1886 4 года назад +5

      :0

  • @marstheexister2941
    @marstheexister2941 2 года назад +388

    i drifted away from mcyt a while ago, but despite that technoblade's passing hurt incredibly to hear. he saved so many people, and his memory made with fun and great laughs will never be forgotten. rest in peace alex, a true legend

    • @kylesher740
      @kylesher740 2 года назад +29

      It’s because of the aliens

    • @redcynical
      @redcynical 2 года назад +3

      "mcyt"

    • @Cottons_.
      @Cottons_. 2 года назад

      @@kylesher740 damn. Fck aliens

    • @ikinshrek1100
      @ikinshrek1100 2 года назад +1

      this comment wins. this one right here.

    • @CROW-BAR-K1LLA
      @CROW-BAR-K1LLA 2 года назад +2

      @@kylesher740 top 1000 comments

  • @Illhelppwn
    @Illhelppwn 5 лет назад +4666

    "I'm not really a pvp guy myself" *becomes known as a pvp God*

    • @maoc818
      @maoc818 4 года назад +194

      Jeff Cantrizzle lmao true
      The funny thing is, while he is decent at pvp, he really earns all of his success through being a smart boi. He has a beeg brain when it comes to bedwars and SkyWars

    • @Raulxz
      @Raulxz 4 года назад +84

      He was already known for pvp when he posted the vid he was just making a joke

    • @maoc818
      @maoc818 4 года назад +8

      Raulxz true true

    • @phoenqx6767
      @phoenqx6767 4 года назад +14

      It was a joke jeff

    • @Patriarch2218
      @Patriarch2218 4 года назад +45

      @@Name-gg1li??? he's better at strategy than pvp. he's decent at pvp, but much better at strategy and planning than pvp

  • @amazingslab
    @amazingslab 5 лет назад +1290

    When Techno loses: Earth just lost its best defender

    • @cynthiacorrea334
      @cynthiacorrea334 5 лет назад +12

      No we still got gb80

    • @masterdoge987
      @masterdoge987 4 года назад +4

      AmazingSlab E

    • @demise6017
      @demise6017 3 года назад +8

      Naw, the aliens secretly invaded us because techno exposed them so the aliens decided to secretly take over and stay low profile so the humans think techno was lying and think there are no aliens on earth

    • @jenniferjuergensen7911
      @jenniferjuergensen7911 2 года назад +22

      little did we know, we have now lost our best defender. Rest in piece Technoblade 2022

    • @mcloganm8701
      @mcloganm8701 2 года назад +11

      We lost our best defender 😢

  • @elliot3292
    @elliot3292 5 лет назад +750

    Techno: I wuld rather have my child be a serial killer then use a bow in bedwars.
    Also Techno: ***Uses Bow***

    • @masterdoge987
      @masterdoge987 4 года назад +16

      Qava I think he meant a regular bow, he was using a Punch V bow

    • @grimrapper5202
      @grimrapper5202 4 года назад +5

      What do you mean? He stab children literally for coins lol

    • @grimrapper5202
      @grimrapper5202 4 года назад +1

      What do you mean? He stab children literally for coins lol

    • @maoc818
      @maoc818 4 года назад +2

      He must really really really want that serial killer child

    • @Raulxz
      @Raulxz 4 года назад

      What do you mean? He stab children literally for coins lol

  • @Squiddit
    @Squiddit 5 лет назад +2467

    1:33:13 for Techno’s wild mating call

  • @OrangeC7
    @OrangeC7 4 года назад +654

    Alternate title: "Crazed Man Kills Hundreds of Children to 'Save Earth From Alien Invasion'"

    • @koalabtw1458
      @koalabtw1458 3 года назад +3

      That’s a great title! Ur confused now MWAHAHAHAAA

    • @fahad8162
      @fahad8162 3 года назад +2

      I wouldve liked Ur comment but it has 69likes currently and I don't wanna ruin that...

    • @deadman2646
      @deadman2646 3 года назад +2

      pig saves humanity by stabbing children

    • @025harsha9
      @025harsha9 2 года назад +1

      @@fahad8162 the aliens ruined it

    • @sphinx4647
      @sphinx4647 2 года назад +3

      Sounds like a headline from Florida

  • @OrlandoGamer2000
    @OrlandoGamer2000 5 лет назад +547

    Guys he didn't lose, cuz Aliens didn't invade earth so we know

    • @heatherreadsreddit8579
      @heatherreadsreddit8579 4 года назад +8

      Or did they?

    • @devyn8488
      @devyn8488 4 года назад +22

      Yeah, plus, if he lost, then technoblade would have died! It's all CGI when he dies. Obviously.

    • @shadowblade4930
      @shadowblade4930 3 года назад +3

      They just came here and took a cow

    • @treeeyed8578
      @treeeyed8578 3 года назад +2

      They did its just all been a dream since
      Ah yes leave it to me to make a joke that almost no one has the context to understand

    • @bibhudendupanda3584
      @bibhudendupanda3584 3 года назад

      No...U.S.A government has confirmed UFO and its 2021 we are dying in india..wtf do you expect?

  • @pcssfc
    @pcssfc 4 года назад +130

    No alien invasion yet, thanks techno for single handed handedly keeping us protected!

  • @kas3793
    @kas3793 5 лет назад +409

    Someone walks by Technoblades room... they hear noises. They listen. Then Techno said,
    "I'm just trying to rid this world of aliens by playing a video game! No scam, no lie, for you can always trust this pig"
    Them, whaaaaaat?

    • @cxinyu_
      @cxinyu_ 5 лет назад +4

      Lol

    • @lucasoliver3221
      @lucasoliver3221 4 года назад +1

      the format of this comment was extremely wrong

  • @RandomKid0000.1
    @RandomKid0000.1 2 года назад +30

    Rest In Peace my nerd legend, no one will ever forget you, and you will never be forgotten in Minecraft history

  • @gasviation9077
    @gasviation9077 3 года назад +39

    the enemy: *breaths*
    techno: IT'S THE ALIENS!!!

  • @RazzBeri1
    @RazzBeri1 4 года назад +23

    8:05 That poor man realizes he’s somehow no longer on solid ground before cursing techno.

  • @jamesbigpp2899
    @jamesbigpp2899 5 лет назад +548

    My science teacher: U better have your homework done by tomorrow unless aliens invade Earth and u have to fight them in a epic battle of history and didn't finish the homework in time
    So plz lose

    • @mortijosef8573
      @mortijosef8573 5 лет назад +6

      QUAN NGUYEN NGOC ANH then why are we freeing them in september

    • @thanhnganguyen6920
      @thanhnganguyen6920 5 лет назад +4

      Lol that can't be good

    • @ratotatouille2856
      @ratotatouille2856 4 года назад

      so fake omg i caught you lier omg i'm so smart mommy

  • @BaronAzazel
    @BaronAzazel 5 лет назад +210

    no one:
    technoblade: it's the damn ALIENS!

    • @SharikMik
      @SharikMik Год назад

      It’s just like your parents blaming everything on your phone lmao

  • @fl_aco2572
    @fl_aco2572 2 года назад +61

    Rip techno watching his vids for a reminder “technoblade never dies”

  • @poodle5421
    @poodle5421 5 лет назад +101

    Remember when Techno spent his time killing nerds instead of zealots

  • @bellasxftie
    @bellasxftie 5 лет назад +251

    techno streaming is like so rare nowadays so i'm mad at myself for missing it. it b like that sometimes 😔✊

  • @marcomurru3778
    @marcomurru3778 3 года назад +33

    i love that it doesn't matter how old the video is, there is always a comment from a day ago or something like that. This man is too strong

  • @yoshikagekira4471
    @yoshikagekira4471 5 лет назад +68

    Techno: shoots 2 enemies off their base with a punch bow from behind
    Techno: *10 seconds have passed*
    _returns to original position_

  • @maoc818
    @maoc818 4 года назад +80

    “There are some babies that I’d-I’d punch them for free.”
    Oh. Th-that’s nice, techno. :|

  • @duckthemightyknight364
    @duckthemightyknight364 3 года назад +5

    top signals that you're a sweat player:
    1-you have high dps
    2-you're really good on pvp
    3-you speed bridge
    4-*YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR ENTIRE LIFE, WHILE DESTROYING NERDS*

  • @nico-vr2sn
    @nico-vr2sn 4 года назад +99

    i'm just binge-watching all of techno's old streams don't mind me :D

  • @elijahxiao9591
    @elijahxiao9591 5 лет назад +151

    For moment i thought the description said “im a bacon of honesty”

    • @yinyang1217
      @yinyang1217 5 лет назад

      wtf why

    • @talsubach5979
      @talsubach5979 4 года назад +10

      @@yinyang1217 Technoblade has a pig skin. Beacon of honesty is a well known phrase. Replacing beacon with bacon is a pun.

  • @notme6821
    @notme6821 2 года назад +20

    alternate title: normal stream but techno blames stuff on aliens
    i finally got spaceship in build battle for techno to fly high

  • @socialiism3583
    @socialiism3583 5 лет назад +30

    31:11
    Audience: Why would you do that Techno?
    Techno: We are in the Endgame now.

  • @irllytry___1953
    @irllytry___1953 5 лет назад +26

    I miss watching these when he had no sleep schedule and streamed at 3 in the morning while everyone told him to go to sleep

  • @PalmpieGT
    @PalmpieGT 5 лет назад +11

    Aliens are gonna see this video and be like “Oh no, we can’t compete with such manpower, look at the way he destroys mattresses!” and they will go back into outer space.

  • @j_yaein
    @j_yaein 4 года назад +27

    11:21
    “WHAT DO YOU MEAN? NO-“ 😂😂😂😂

  • @maximus354
    @maximus354 5 лет назад +17

    Lol, "It would be 1=x what is x and I'd have a heart attack trying to figure it out".

  • @jdjudson2000
    @jdjudson2000 2 года назад +49

    Techno Never Dies.

  • @perplexus1015
    @perplexus1015 5 лет назад +38

    Update the stream sniping mod to make everyone’s name just be orphan. Now you can live up to your full potential

  • @lamp3804
    @lamp3804 5 лет назад +36

    I used to be an idiot and was like I SENT A FIREBALL AT THEIR OPEN BED WHY DIDNT IT DIEEE?!!?
    Should i even play this game?

  • @numimio
    @numimio 5 лет назад +39

    apparently Techno likes anime if he's referencing That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime.
    Respect.

    • @ExDee419
      @ExDee419 5 лет назад +3

      that time i got reincarnated as a pig

    • @internetsheep
      @internetsheep 5 лет назад +1

      When?

    • @numimio
      @numimio 5 лет назад +3

      @@internetsheep When he mentioned "That time I got Reincarnated as a Minecraft RUclipsr"

    • @masterdoge987
      @masterdoge987 4 года назад +1

      Kini Bara what point in the stream was that

    • @roywempor8395
      @roywempor8395 3 года назад

      Nah it's them who copied techno

  • @Fixtiondrawsstuff
    @Fixtiondrawsstuff 3 года назад +9

    listening to technoblade constantly blaming reality on aliens is actually kind of satisfying

  • @neodong6060
    @neodong6060 3 года назад +9

    i love how techno treats a winstreak with more sweat, than possibly invading aliens

  • @stadiumfret3517
    @stadiumfret3517 3 года назад +9

    “I just wanna be a hero”
    Technoblade 2021:Then die like one.

  • @FinnKid1
    @FinnKid1 5 лет назад +40

    plot twist: techno's an alien

  • @theslimeassassin3287
    @theslimeassassin3287 5 лет назад +43

    When technoblade loses a match but aliens don’t invade earth
    *What A Scam*

  • @totallynothatguy
    @totallynothatguy 3 года назад +4

    18:27 That scene in the background was just comical XD

  • @dragonminecrafter4195
    @dragonminecrafter4195 4 года назад +2

    8:58 "That joke was way funnier than I intended it to be"

  • @saturnn2230
    @saturnn2230 5 лет назад +88

    i thought your signature move was not uploading more than 2 or 3 times a month

  • @suflo3063
    @suflo3063 5 лет назад +26

    Techno sometimes sound like a young Barrack Obama

  • @wonder3761
    @wonder3761 5 лет назад +58

    0:00 this will bring you to the beginning of the stream! Hope this helps!

    • @zaradry7631
      @zaradry7631 5 лет назад +5

      thanks so much man!

    • @wonder3761
      @wonder3761 5 лет назад +4

      Fireflies no problem! It's very hard to find!

    • @deadtornadoe6383
      @deadtornadoe6383 5 лет назад +3

      I forgot how to get there, so thanks for the time link

    • @wonder3761
      @wonder3761 5 лет назад +3

      deadtornado no problem!

    • @darklyandlightly
      @darklyandlightly 5 лет назад +5

      What is this mystical sorcery?!?

  • @prestonschmitt09
    @prestonschmitt09 2 года назад +24

    techno may be physically dead but he is a legend and legend never die
    He will always live

  • @niabiapia6461
    @niabiapia6461 5 лет назад +20

    I always wait patiently for these bedwars vids, so this is the highlight of my day. Everyone say, “thank you Techno sir.”

  • @kushalchakrabarti240
    @kushalchakrabarti240 3 года назад +2

    Ramirez:"Why doesn't techno upload?"
    Gordon:"Hopefully, because he's busy."
    *scene cuts to techno fighting aliens

  • @santaisreal
    @santaisreal 5 лет назад +931

    play bedwars to stop tseries pls

    • @glewguns
      @glewguns 5 лет назад +16

      NERD REVIEW

    • @ibeatricebags
      @ibeatricebags 5 лет назад +1

      You must be stupid how do u save pewdiepie by playing mc

    • @crab4_
      @crab4_ 5 лет назад +15

      @@ibeatricebags is this a joke lmfao

    • @mayanksingh2934
      @mayanksingh2934 5 лет назад

      PLease dont bring that here fucker

    • @amazingslab
      @amazingslab 5 лет назад +8

      @@autajaue9467 Please do not use swear words fucker

  • @MARLO11209
    @MARLO11209 2 года назад +6

    i always love the over-edited thumbnails with the lowercase, monotone titles. Made me laugh because it looked like those people with the really obnoxious intros.
    you were a funny guy techno, best minecraft player out there. I hope you are 1v1 whoever’s up in the clouds to bring you back. It was always awesome watching your videos. rest easy buddy.

  • @ranvir5576
    @ranvir5576 5 лет назад +14

    Nobody:
    Techno: *IT WAS THE ALIENS*

  • @emerson2433
    @emerson2433 5 лет назад +7

    Techno should have reported the guy at 3:54 if you watch as soon as the guy could hit techno he did and every hit on techno was a crit.

  • @kattny
    @kattny 5 лет назад +80

    38:24 oooh who is this person that pressed the join button

  • @lekatamur4451
    @lekatamur4451 3 года назад +1

    10:50 “That was a clever joke…”
    The bow: Pun 5

  • @zel5137
    @zel5137 5 лет назад +10

    Technoblade- “You die in the game you die in real life” Me: “SWORD ART ONLINE?!”

  • @multi_pines_cos
    @multi_pines_cos 3 года назад +5

    "im just trying to be a hero"
    "Good things don't happen to heroes"

  • @burgbeef
    @burgbeef 4 года назад +5

    Aliens watching this video: damn it we can’t take earth now

  • @hotdogga
    @hotdogga 2 года назад +6

    12:53 not anymore...had us fooled for so long lol, rest in peace Techno

  • @Somebody_ishere
    @Somebody_ishere 9 месяцев назад +6

    TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES we miss you I have been watching over your old videos and it just brings back so many memories.

  • @mehcookie1379
    @mehcookie1379 3 года назад +1

    Chat:
    Would you punch a baby for 10$?
    Me: HECC YEAH

  • @anshsharma9142
    @anshsharma9142 5 лет назад +16

    "those two multiply into a prime number. That's how prime numbers work."

  •  2 года назад +2

    These videos literally never get old

  • @autvmnn.
    @autvmnn. 4 года назад +10

    I didnt know how much technoblade content i could absorb

  • @listenbornaby447
    @listenbornaby447 3 года назад

    "Techno, would you punch a baby for 10 dollars?"
    "I would need to see the baby before I can make a decision. You see, there are some babies... I would hit them for free"

  • @thiswhitekid6938
    @thiswhitekid6938 5 лет назад +9

    I love how his team mate said “shit”

  • @mattpolz3418
    @mattpolz3418 2 года назад +1

    You know it's kind of funny how a lot of the UAP sightings and UFO news spiked like crazy around when Techno lost his win streak lol

  • @oofbean9603
    @oofbean9603 5 лет назад +11

    2:55 would you punch a baby for $10 xD

    • @mira9051
      @mira9051 5 лет назад

      Oof Bean *4:24

  • @alecthe2nd
    @alecthe2nd 2 месяца назад +2

    Thanks to Techno, the Aliens can't invade until the train for another hundred years.

  • @tommalone2807
    @tommalone2807 2 года назад +18

    Rest in Peace Technoblade, you will be missed

  • @lightningllama
    @lightningllama Год назад +1

    THE ENDING IN THE PIT WAS HILARIOUS FAKJSDFNALWKF LMAOO

  • @confedity_q
    @confedity_q 2 года назад +11

    this man was such a legend that im even grinding his STREAMS

  • @reesebuholtz5114
    @reesebuholtz5114 Год назад +1

    Me: “ah nothing like reliving the glory days and watching your average incredible Techno vid”
    Technoblade: *ALIENS*

  • @demented_elmo4422
    @demented_elmo4422 3 года назад +5

    Literally anything happens: "ALIENS"

  • @rexxi.
    @rexxi. 2 года назад +2

    little did you know a healthy man just three years later would join the aliens

  • @EpicDoggiez
    @EpicDoggiez 5 лет назад +5

    58:48 you are right. 2 is less than 3 “2

  • @TheSOTA
    @TheSOTA 2 года назад +2

    I cant believe this is almost 3 years old, i can still remember watching it live like it was yesterday

  • @SimplifiedFellOff
    @SimplifiedFellOff 2 года назад +7

    R.I.P Techno we love you
    You will always be missed

  • @mfburrito
    @mfburrito 3 года назад +1

    “What does this button do?”
    *rise of kingdom ads start playing.*
    PLEASE THE TIMING AHAHA

  • @empuirium6288
    @empuirium6288 4 года назад +4

    I've been watching ancient aliens on Netflix and I see where Techno is coming from

  • @iamclutch1269
    @iamclutch1269 3 года назад

    Aliens:alright guys we are about invade in
    Technoblade:it was just a practice round

  • @lacane5722
    @lacane5722 4 года назад +7

    The Techno clan is actually one of the strongest bloodline clans in the world. Technoblade in particular was named after the blade as a whole, granting him overwhelming strength when equipped with a blade
    Another example is in MC mondays week 3, where Technoblade was teamed with Technoweakness, resulting in a curse of weakness on Technoblade

  • @puddlel1ama327
    @puddlel1ama327 5 лет назад +2

    Why do you keep winning?
    "It's them aliens, I'll bet my pension!
    What do you want this time, you green swine!"

  • @rmani9924
    @rmani9924 2 года назад +5

    RIP TECHNOBLADE
    the man who will always be remembered in our hearts

  • @lichibiking6368
    @lichibiking6368 3 года назад +1

    Technoblade: If you die in the game you die in real life...
    Me: Where have i heard that before?
    Sword art online music in background*

  • @violetdelaney9613
    @violetdelaney9613 3 года назад +13

    plot twist: techno was the alien all along

  • @hesselpower0187
    @hesselpower0187 5 лет назад +2

    chance of aliens invading earth: 1/10000 because of global warming
    chance of technoblade losing a game: 1/10000 because his wifi shuts down once in a while

  • @TinFoil._.Hat48
    @TinFoil._.Hat48 7 месяцев назад +263

    Anyone here in 2024?

    • @angryaaron0181
      @angryaaron0181 6 месяцев назад

      Fgjutffdwqascbnllloutssryhgcsajk oxen you know.. :(

    • @Lupine-r5n
      @Lupine-r5n 6 месяцев назад +13

      It seems that he is still with us

    • @Kdpainted
      @Kdpainted 6 месяцев назад +16

      I miss this man, I don’t know what we’ll do now that we don’t have anyone to defend us from the aliens

    • @Its_Bedbroken
      @Its_Bedbroken 6 месяцев назад +4

    • @Lanceller
      @Lanceller 6 месяцев назад +4

      yes chat, miss the fella so bad 🙏

  • @1dollaroincontanti402
    @1dollaroincontanti402 5 лет назад +1

    “It’s being sent to some random country, probably Ukraine” LMFAOOI

  • @bananacow5502
    @bananacow5502 2 года назад +5

    So this is why Techno did the winstreak...

  • @allmightyalmond
    @allmightyalmond 3 года назад +1

    You know, techno talked a lot about aliens, but what if he's an alien himself and he's just trying to divert attention...

  • @jameswadlington3647
    @jameswadlington3647 2 года назад +19

    Who else is watching old techno streams?

  • @hobojobo6331
    @hobojobo6331 5 лет назад +2

    Technoblade: if I lose aliens will invade earth
    Also Technoblade: *loses*

  • @memeingvirgin7250
    @memeingvirgin7250 5 лет назад +42

    Those wretched aliens, ruining our stream...

  • @wolfwires
    @wolfwires 2 года назад

    Aliens: Quickly, get your greencards, then he'll get cancelled for tryna fight us!

  • @comicguy3056
    @comicguy3056 4 года назад +4

    I clicked on this without realizing it's a stream VOD, 1hour 3mins go by so fast when you're watching techno

  • @ianowens1905
    @ianowens1905 4 года назад +1

    At 12:30 I realized that you had that mod on that makes everyone technoblade, I originally thought this was a private match

  • @ClarenceWashington-nv1hg
    @ClarenceWashington-nv1hg 5 лет назад +4

    World: *something bad happens*
    Technoblade: ALIENS

  • @SnowLily123
    @SnowLily123 3 года назад +1

    3:47 Wait, Techno has a son? When did that happen? 😂