It because when you watch techno they look like trash compared to him and then you go and compare them to the average bedwars players and they would seem like pros
i drifted away from mcyt a while ago, but despite that technoblade's passing hurt incredibly to hear. he saved so many people, and his memory made with fun and great laughs will never be forgotten. rest in peace alex, a true legend
Jeff Cantrizzle lmao true The funny thing is, while he is decent at pvp, he really earns all of his success through being a smart boi. He has a beeg brain when it comes to bedwars and SkyWars
Naw, the aliens secretly invaded us because techno exposed them so the aliens decided to secretly take over and stay low profile so the humans think techno was lying and think there are no aliens on earth
Someone walks by Technoblades room... they hear noises. They listen. Then Techno said, "I'm just trying to rid this world of aliens by playing a video game! No scam, no lie, for you can always trust this pig" Them, whaaaaaat?
My science teacher: U better have your homework done by tomorrow unless aliens invade Earth and u have to fight them in a epic battle of history and didn't finish the homework in time So plz lose
top signals that you're a sweat player: 1-you have high dps 2-you're really good on pvp 3-you speed bridge 4-*YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR ENTIRE LIFE, WHILE DESTROYING NERDS*
Aliens are gonna see this video and be like “Oh no, we can’t compete with such manpower, look at the way he destroys mattresses!” and they will go back into outer space.
i always love the over-edited thumbnails with the lowercase, monotone titles. Made me laugh because it looked like those people with the really obnoxious intros. you were a funny guy techno, best minecraft player out there. I hope you are 1v1 whoever’s up in the clouds to bring you back. It was always awesome watching your videos. rest easy buddy.
"Techno, would you punch a baby for 10 dollars?" "I would need to see the baby before I can make a decision. You see, there are some babies... I would hit them for free"
The Techno clan is actually one of the strongest bloodline clans in the world. Technoblade in particular was named after the blade as a whole, granting him overwhelming strength when equipped with a blade Another example is in MC mondays week 3, where Technoblade was teamed with Technoweakness, resulting in a curse of weakness on Technoblade
chance of aliens invading earth: 1/10000 because of global warming chance of technoblade losing a game: 1/10000 because his wifi shuts down once in a while
Techno: *loses a game of bedwars*
Aliens: -it's free real estate-
you are a dumb
@@dogterminator ur a nerd
prua how, when u don’t even know grammar
@ImNotBoss 1 you is smartn’t
@@burcopresents you dumb are a
"If my mic is muted hit the join button"
"oh look everyone is saying hit the join button, almost as if they heard my verbal instructions"
Big brain
Time?
2:46 - 3:15
@@himanshere7537 thank you I am deaf.
pog if that was me
Enemies in techno's videos : absolute trash
Enemies in my games : technoblades with 500 fps and 0 ping who play 22 hours a day
It because when you watch techno they look like trash compared to him and then you go and compare them to the average bedwars players and they would seem like pros
It’s because Techno is a god. So it looks like his enemies are trash. When in truth ur the trash one. That’s why everyone in ur game is better than u.
@@burcopresents Hey, that's not a nice thing to say!
@@TeaShrooomPog Truth hurts!
Same
Techno blade: finally breaks the last bed
Everyone at ikea: :0
Techno:
General Kenobi Lego Productions - On Hiatus i thought he was stretching-
@@shootingstar4468
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Its the aliens....
:0
i drifted away from mcyt a while ago, but despite that technoblade's passing hurt incredibly to hear. he saved so many people, and his memory made with fun and great laughs will never be forgotten. rest in peace alex, a true legend
It’s because of the aliens
"mcyt"
@@kylesher740 damn. Fck aliens
this comment wins. this one right here.
@@kylesher740 top 1000 comments
"I'm not really a pvp guy myself" *becomes known as a pvp God*
Jeff Cantrizzle lmao true
The funny thing is, while he is decent at pvp, he really earns all of his success through being a smart boi. He has a beeg brain when it comes to bedwars and SkyWars
He was already known for pvp when he posted the vid he was just making a joke
Raulxz true true
It was a joke jeff
@@Name-gg1li??? he's better at strategy than pvp. he's decent at pvp, but much better at strategy and planning than pvp
When Techno loses: Earth just lost its best defender
No we still got gb80
AmazingSlab E
Naw, the aliens secretly invaded us because techno exposed them so the aliens decided to secretly take over and stay low profile so the humans think techno was lying and think there are no aliens on earth
little did we know, we have now lost our best defender. Rest in piece Technoblade 2022
We lost our best defender 😢
Techno: I wuld rather have my child be a serial killer then use a bow in bedwars.
Also Techno: ***Uses Bow***
Qava I think he meant a regular bow, he was using a Punch V bow
What do you mean? He stab children literally for coins lol
What do you mean? He stab children literally for coins lol
He must really really really want that serial killer child
What do you mean? He stab children literally for coins lol
1:33:13 for Techno’s wild mating call
LoL
@@brysonberan2505 same
LMAO
Already heard it in the cyberbullying Skeppy video
He don't need a mate
Alternate title: "Crazed Man Kills Hundreds of Children to 'Save Earth From Alien Invasion'"
That’s a great title! Ur confused now MWAHAHAHAAA
I wouldve liked Ur comment but it has 69likes currently and I don't wanna ruin that...
pig saves humanity by stabbing children
@@fahad8162 the aliens ruined it
Sounds like a headline from Florida
Guys he didn't lose, cuz Aliens didn't invade earth so we know
Or did they?
Yeah, plus, if he lost, then technoblade would have died! It's all CGI when he dies. Obviously.
They just came here and took a cow
They did its just all been a dream since
Ah yes leave it to me to make a joke that almost no one has the context to understand
No...U.S.A government has confirmed UFO and its 2021 we are dying in india..wtf do you expect?
No alien invasion yet, thanks techno for single handed handedly keeping us protected!
Someone walks by Technoblades room... they hear noises. They listen. Then Techno said,
"I'm just trying to rid this world of aliens by playing a video game! No scam, no lie, for you can always trust this pig"
Them, whaaaaaat?
Lol
the format of this comment was extremely wrong
Rest In Peace my nerd legend, no one will ever forget you, and you will never be forgotten in Minecraft history
the enemy: *breaths*
techno: IT'S THE ALIENS!!!
8:05 That poor man realizes he’s somehow no longer on solid ground before cursing techno.
My science teacher: U better have your homework done by tomorrow unless aliens invade Earth and u have to fight them in a epic battle of history and didn't finish the homework in time
So plz lose
QUAN NGUYEN NGOC ANH then why are we freeing them in september
Lol that can't be good
so fake omg i caught you lier omg i'm so smart mommy
no one:
technoblade: it's the damn ALIENS!
It’s just like your parents blaming everything on your phone lmao
Rip techno watching his vids for a reminder “technoblade never dies”
Remember when Techno spent his time killing nerds instead of zealots
Those were the days.
What a time
techno streaming is like so rare nowadays so i'm mad at myself for missing it. it b like that sometimes 😔✊
Now he is streaming every other day
@ l
@@JPshowsports now he’s not uploading or streaming
@@geniusdrummer643 Now he has cancer
@@clevererbog3717 ye lol
i love that it doesn't matter how old the video is, there is always a comment from a day ago or something like that. This man is too strong
Techno: shoots 2 enemies off their base with a punch bow from behind
Techno: *10 seconds have passed*
_returns to original position_
ZA WARUDO
“There are some babies that I’d-I’d punch them for free.”
Oh. Th-that’s nice, techno. :|
LOL HAHAHAHAHAHA LOL!
Time?
top signals that you're a sweat player:
1-you have high dps
2-you're really good on pvp
3-you speed bridge
4-*YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR ENTIRE LIFE, WHILE DESTROYING NERDS*
i'm just binge-watching all of techno's old streams don't mind me :D
Same
@@Chungyboi-jk1wm Hehe
Same
same
i’m going through all his playlists
For moment i thought the description said “im a bacon of honesty”
wtf why
@@yinyang1217 Technoblade has a pig skin. Beacon of honesty is a well known phrase. Replacing beacon with bacon is a pun.
alternate title: normal stream but techno blames stuff on aliens
i finally got spaceship in build battle for techno to fly high
31:11
Audience: Why would you do that Techno?
Techno: We are in the Endgame now.
I miss watching these when he had no sleep schedule and streamed at 3 in the morning while everyone told him to go to sleep
Aliens are gonna see this video and be like “Oh no, we can’t compete with such manpower, look at the way he destroys mattresses!” and they will go back into outer space.
Not anymore ;-;
11:21
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN? NO-“ 😂😂😂😂
Lol, "It would be 1=x what is x and I'd have a heart attack trying to figure it out".
Techno Never Dies.
yoo 7 days bro?
He died :(((😭😭💔💀
Rest in peace Alex 🕊
Update the stream sniping mod to make everyone’s name just be orphan. Now you can live up to your full potential
I used to be an idiot and was like I SENT A FIREBALL AT THEIR OPEN BED WHY DIDNT IT DIEEE?!!?
Should i even play this game?
No you shouldn’t
@@awezomeman2357 edited
apparently Techno likes anime if he's referencing That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime.
Respect.
that time i got reincarnated as a pig
When?
@@internetsheep When he mentioned "That time I got Reincarnated as a Minecraft RUclipsr"
Kini Bara what point in the stream was that
Nah it's them who copied techno
listening to technoblade constantly blaming reality on aliens is actually kind of satisfying
i love how techno treats a winstreak with more sweat, than possibly invading aliens
“I just wanna be a hero”
Technoblade 2021:Then die like one.
Nooooooooooo
this aged well lmaoooooo 😭😭😭
plot twist: techno's an alien
ur mom is an alien
Danny N no u
@@masterdoge987 u're an alien
@@dannyn6036 no u
1:33:14 further proves this theory
When technoblade loses a match but aliens don’t invade earth
*What A Scam*
18:27 That scene in the background was just comical XD
8:58 "That joke was way funnier than I intended it to be"
i thought your signature move was not uploading more than 2 or 3 times a month
Techno sometimes sound like a young Barrack Obama
Osmium tell that to jschlatt
0:00 this will bring you to the beginning of the stream! Hope this helps!
thanks so much man!
Fireflies no problem! It's very hard to find!
I forgot how to get there, so thanks for the time link
deadtornado no problem!
What is this mystical sorcery?!?
techno may be physically dead but he is a legend and legend never die
He will always live
Yes so true
I always wait patiently for these bedwars vids, so this is the highlight of my day. Everyone say, “thank you Techno sir.”
Thank you techno sir
Ramirez:"Why doesn't techno upload?"
Gordon:"Hopefully, because he's busy."
*scene cuts to techno fighting aliens
play bedwars to stop tseries pls
NERD REVIEW
You must be stupid how do u save pewdiepie by playing mc
@@ibeatricebags is this a joke lmfao
PLease dont bring that here fucker
@@autajaue9467 Please do not use swear words fucker
i always love the over-edited thumbnails with the lowercase, monotone titles. Made me laugh because it looked like those people with the really obnoxious intros.
you were a funny guy techno, best minecraft player out there. I hope you are 1v1 whoever’s up in the clouds to bring you back. It was always awesome watching your videos. rest easy buddy.
Nobody:
Techno: *IT WAS THE ALIENS*
Techno should have reported the guy at 3:54 if you watch as soon as the guy could hit techno he did and every hit on techno was a crit.
38:24 oooh who is this person that pressed the join button
we may never know
@@Technoblade hmm i wonder who did that
That was a nerd
38:24
@@luke1118 thanks
10:50 “That was a clever joke…”
The bow: Pun 5
Technoblade- “You die in the game you die in real life” Me: “SWORD ART ONLINE?!”
"im just trying to be a hero"
"Good things don't happen to heroes"
Aliens watching this video: damn it we can’t take earth now
12:53 not anymore...had us fooled for so long lol, rest in peace Techno
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES we miss you I have been watching over your old videos and it just brings back so many memories.
Chat:
Would you punch a baby for 10$?
Me: HECC YEAH
"those two multiply into a prime number. That's how prime numbers work."
These videos literally never get old
I didnt know how much technoblade content i could absorb
"Techno, would you punch a baby for 10 dollars?"
"I would need to see the baby before I can make a decision. You see, there are some babies... I would hit them for free"
I love how his team mate said “shit”
You know it's kind of funny how a lot of the UAP sightings and UFO news spiked like crazy around when Techno lost his win streak lol
2:55 would you punch a baby for $10 xD
Oof Bean *4:24
Thanks to Techno, the Aliens can't invade until the train for another hundred years.
Rest in Peace Technoblade, you will be missed
THE ENDING IN THE PIT WAS HILARIOUS FAKJSDFNALWKF LMAOO
this man was such a legend that im even grinding his STREAMS
Me: “ah nothing like reliving the glory days and watching your average incredible Techno vid”
Technoblade: *ALIENS*
Literally anything happens: "ALIENS"
little did you know a healthy man just three years later would join the aliens
58:48 you are right. 2 is less than 3 “2
I cant believe this is almost 3 years old, i can still remember watching it live like it was yesterday
R.I.P Techno we love you
You will always be missed
“What does this button do?”
*rise of kingdom ads start playing.*
PLEASE THE TIMING AHAHA
I've been watching ancient aliens on Netflix and I see where Techno is coming from
Aliens:alright guys we are about invade in
Technoblade:it was just a practice round
The Techno clan is actually one of the strongest bloodline clans in the world. Technoblade in particular was named after the blade as a whole, granting him overwhelming strength when equipped with a blade
Another example is in MC mondays week 3, where Technoblade was teamed with Technoweakness, resulting in a curse of weakness on Technoblade
Why do you keep winning?
"It's them aliens, I'll bet my pension!
What do you want this time, you green swine!"
RIP TECHNOBLADE
the man who will always be remembered in our hearts
Technoblade: If you die in the game you die in real life...
Me: Where have i heard that before?
Sword art online music in background*
plot twist: techno was the alien all along
chance of aliens invading earth: 1/10000 because of global warming
chance of technoblade losing a game: 1/10000 because his wifi shuts down once in a while
Anyone here in 2024?
Fgjutffdwqascbnllloutssryhgcsajk oxen you know.. :(
It seems that he is still with us
I miss this man, I don’t know what we’ll do now that we don’t have anyone to defend us from the aliens
❤
yes chat, miss the fella so bad 🙏
“It’s being sent to some random country, probably Ukraine” LMFAOOI
So this is why Techno did the winstreak...
You know, techno talked a lot about aliens, but what if he's an alien himself and he's just trying to divert attention...
Who else is watching old techno streams?
🙋♂️
Mr bro
Technoblade: if I lose aliens will invade earth
Also Technoblade: *loses*
Those wretched aliens, ruining our stream...
@@doomsdash7313 conspiracy theory
Aliens: Quickly, get your greencards, then he'll get cancelled for tryna fight us!
I clicked on this without realizing it's a stream VOD, 1hour 3mins go by so fast when you're watching techno
At 12:30 I realized that you had that mod on that makes everyone technoblade, I originally thought this was a private match
World: *something bad happens*
Technoblade: ALIENS
3:47 Wait, Techno has a son? When did that happen? 😂