God I Love Sassy Goddess Korone [Hololive]

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  • Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
  • This is the third year she's done this, and it's just as hilarious every time.
    For Tanabata (Japanese Star Festival held on 7/7), Korone takes on the role of the celestial maiden to answer the wishes of her listeners.
    Source:
    【#叶えてころさん】告知アリ★七夕なので、天女が願い事を聞きに来ました!2022【ホロライブ/戌神ころね】
    • 【#叶えてころさん】告知アリ★七夕なので、天...

Комментарии • 166

  • @Dannykm
    @Dannykm 2 года назад +1120

    I love that she's pausing the BGM before answering. It makes it even funnier

    • @MarioMasterProductions
      @MarioMasterProductions 2 года назад +28

      I also noticed

    • @ghettofridge
      @ghettofridge 2 года назад +51

      It adds to the abrupt confrontation with reality when she rebukes every request lol

  • @krugz_
    @krugz_ 2 года назад +410

    Koro-san: I've come to grant your wishes.
    Listener-san: Wow! Okay, I wi--
    Koro-san: *No.*

    • @darkeater600
      @darkeater600 Год назад +11

      Nah. She only came to listen to the wishes.

    • @JeiHeirumaru
      @JeiHeirumaru Год назад +9

      “I’ve come to grant all your wishes, but also *NO* “

  • @Ray_Moses
    @Ray_Moses 2 года назад +487

    "I wish for money"
    "I also want money."

    • @earvinarabia8733
      @earvinarabia8733 2 года назад +32

      Im surprised it didnt rain SCs when she said that

    • @rei8949
      @rei8949 2 года назад +13

      aqua moment

  • @Kaigai_Kaiju
    @Kaigai_Kaiju 2 года назад +630

    Listener-San: Please come and take out the trash.
    Goddess Korone: I would but I don't think I could lift you.

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue 6 месяцев назад +1

      Listener-san: But I don't even watch Ui-mama...

  • @Paul-bs5wl
    @Paul-bs5wl 2 года назад +263

    The absolute Chad who said "I wanna be General Grievous"

    • @bradleybarnett1469
      @bradleybarnett1469 2 года назад +24

      She does make a good point. Since General Grievous exists, and you wish to be him, even if you were like... Made into him you wouldn't really BE him lol

    • @S.A.F.T.I
      @S.A.F.T.I 2 года назад +24

      You'd be Major Malevolence instead.

    • @iamthinking2252_
      @iamthinking2252_ Год назад +13

      @@S.A.F.T.I Not even that, just Minor Inconvenience

    • @iamthinking2252_
      @iamthinking2252_ Год назад

      the great 3:00 Grievous Shogun

  • @oscarmendez1477
    @oscarmendez1477 2 года назад +223

    I love when she answer the temperature question it was basically,” I am sorry but you would to speak with my manager about that, I am not allow to change the temperature, I am just a regular employee”.

    • @SonicRyan1992
      @SonicRyan1992 2 года назад +14

      they should be sending wishes to Fauna for that one

    • @h3rpad3rpacifilis
      @h3rpad3rpacifilis 2 года назад +6

      @@SonicRyan1992 Thats sending the wishes to the person turning the heat up to punish us for our sins in the first place.

    • @spook407
      @spook407 2 года назад +12

      “That’s way above my pay grade”

  • @SushiKishi
    @SushiKishi 2 года назад +305

    All-accpeting Okayu has to be balanced out with all-rejecting Korone, I guess lol

  • @pikapuffin368
    @pikapuffin368 2 года назад +69

    “Would be nice if you could wake up, huh?” Damn girl, talk about existential horror

  • @Pudding404
    @Pudding404 2 года назад +551

    "I want to build a wonderful family together with Koro-san."
    "In your dreams."
    That's good enough for me, I'll take it.

    • @piotr004
      @piotr004 2 года назад +24

      I am sure that listener-san just wanted to find a girl and adopt Koro-san as their dog XD

    • @Ishlacorrin
      @Ishlacorrin 2 года назад +8

      No wonder everyone wanted to go to bed after that wish...

  • @JustChiaki
    @JustChiaki 2 года назад +169

    This clip perfectly encapsulates the relationship between Korone and chat. The chat being memelords ("I wish for you to take my trash out", "I want money", "I wish to be General Grievous") and Korone responding to each in a very wittingly way. Love it!

  • @aejei
    @aejei 2 года назад +234

    Finally, a more useless god than aqua

    • @anasazhari4498
      @anasazhari4498 2 года назад +9

      Lmaooi

    • @666Tomato666
      @666Tomato666 2 года назад +36

      She truly was channeling Aqua levels of Damegaminessness

  • @yodawgzgaming4416
    @yodawgzgaming4416 2 года назад +133

    Korone mixing in real advice with her hilarious troll answers made this even funnier. And the music cutting out every time she does an answer is already so funny

  • @oskaraguirre4743
    @oskaraguirre4743 2 года назад +144

    What a realistic Goddess. But hey a man can dream okay

  • @differentone_p
    @differentone_p 2 года назад +379

    I think Korone is the best Vtuber ever. I finally admitted it. Nobody can overpower her.

    • @Thranotheoneandonly
      @Thranotheoneandonly 2 года назад

      my goddess prone to setting everything on fire can :D

    • @AoiBento
      @AoiBento 2 года назад +19

      @@Thranotheoneandonly sorry bro, but there is so many goddesses who set things on fire I know not who you talk about anymore. They all crazy.
      Miko - burns down houses
      Fauna/Flare - Burn down Forests
      Okayu - Burns down Korone
      Korone - woo woo woo 🚀 launcher

    • @Thranotheoneandonly
      @Thranotheoneandonly 2 года назад +5

      @@AoiBento sorry I'm old(34) and do not keep up with hololive I just have my clips and such of the ones I like and I'm talking about miko

    • @NaoNakashima
      @NaoNakashima 2 года назад +9

      @@Thranotheoneandonly
      > old
      > 34
      Bro, you are not old, I'm 34 too :)

    • @nofriendhuh
      @nofriendhuh 2 года назад +6

      @@Thranotheoneandonly 34 isn't old bro 😂 your soul is still full of youthful

  • @KbBatts
    @KbBatts 2 года назад +41

    Is this the fabled Dog God that I've been hearing, the God of Fingers...
    3:36 - went from 0 to 100 real quick

  • @NoriMori1992
    @NoriMori1992 2 года назад +197

    3:45 It was so nice of you to clip this for the Koronesuki who only watches clips.
    I mean, how else were they gonna find out they've been sentenced to watch Korone's streams for a month?

    • @PythonRiddler
      @PythonRiddler 2 года назад +1

      I mean, I watch her streams anyways. Being sentenced to it is just a bonus

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 2 года назад +11

      @@PythonRiddler This was specifically about someone who said they only watch clips… That's the whole point 😂

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 2 года назад +1

      Enter the "joke's on you, I'm into that shit" meme

  • @kale8848
    @kale8848 2 года назад +38

    She truly is at her cutest, when holding listener-san in a chokehold !

  • @yodawgzgaming4416
    @yodawgzgaming4416 2 года назад +40

    I'm surprised you left out that adorable "Chicken of the sea!" song she did! But the General Grievous rant was top tier

  • @IceBloo
    @IceBloo 2 года назад +50

    Yubi goddess has spoken.

  • @GunterThePenguinHatesHugs
    @GunterThePenguinHatesHugs 2 года назад +15

    The guy who wanted to become General Grievous really caught me off guard 😂

  • @shuzilong
    @shuzilong 2 года назад +29

    I love Korone for this, The levels of Sass is peerless! Its like a fusion of Aqua and Megumin.

  • @ShadowdaHedgie11
    @ShadowdaHedgie11 2 года назад +24

    Korone cannot give back the yubis
    She has already chewed them away to nothing but bone fragments

  • @denuvedheart1475
    @denuvedheart1475 2 года назад +17

    Grievous shogun

  • @ckmishn3664
    @ckmishn3664 2 года назад +94

    1:31 "I wish I could live in a place that cost 80,000 yen."
    That's actually the cost of Korone's current rent.

    • @-Devy-
      @-Devy- 2 года назад +19

      It's almost as if that's the exact reason why they said that.

    • @ckmishn3664
      @ckmishn3664 2 года назад +30

      @@-Devy- Obviously it is, but I figured the people viewing the video wouldn't necessarily know that.

    • @popenieafantome9527
      @popenieafantome9527 2 года назад +1

      @@-Devy- maybe, but that sounds like real cheap rent. Rent here is more often than not over 1,000 us dollars. One of my relatives are paying like 2k in a rather run down looking neighborhood.

    • @Anonymous-td9fl
      @Anonymous-td9fl 2 года назад +7

      @@popenieafantome9527 different salaries. Dumb to say its cheap. It takes 300$ a month in rent in my country, but avg salary is 400$ so its actually too damn expensive

    • @TeppiaxD
      @TeppiaxD 2 года назад

      @@ckmishn3664 i didn't know and ran to chat to explain so thanks for that, Rent here where I live is about for a 1 bedroom 1,200$ unless your renting just a room which is 600$. I Wish I could pay 600$ for a 1 bedroom xD

  • @donkeyy8331
    @donkeyy8331 2 года назад +13

    1:36 This is pure evil goddess.

  • @the-NightStar
    @the-NightStar 2 года назад +18

    I love how she's all like "I shall grant your wishes" and she either denies every single one, has an excuse, is argumentative about it in general, or just flat out ignores.
    So basically, any other self-respecting god.

  • @thepopo592
    @thepopo592 2 года назад +5

    Accurate representation of a god
    "Help us please"
    "Not my problem"

  • @justynlee8485
    @justynlee8485 2 года назад +18

    Well at least our doggo is honest…
    Even if her honesty hurts…

  • @raidthegoose7241
    @raidthegoose7241 2 года назад +9

    the pain on that guy when he confess to Korone must have been huge

  • @harusali519
    @harusali519 2 года назад +6

    Koronesuki: I wanna make a happy fam with korone.
    Korone: In ur dreams *SAVAGE*

  • @DKPGames
    @DKPGames 2 года назад +15

    3:36 that made me monkaS

  • @damightybenstein
    @damightybenstein 2 года назад +5

    "I can't find a girlfriend. Could you find me someone nice?"
    "Exit, swipe left."

  • @Akkumuman
    @Akkumuman 2 года назад +4

    "Would be nice if you could wake up, huh?" BAD! BAD DOG! ✝️👀

  • @TheDrexxus
    @TheDrexxus Год назад +2

    Wow, that FOMO she used was brutal.
    "I won't archive and something epic may happen."

  • @law244
    @law244 2 года назад +11

    Korone is just the funniest

  • @Smartz118
    @Smartz118 2 года назад +3

    Listener: Can you make the summer less hot?
    Korone: I'd love to, but that's above my pay grade.

  • @josephm.leonguerrero9912
    @josephm.leonguerrero9912 2 года назад +4

    “My head is itchy” had me rolling 😂😂

  • @MrSaywutnow
    @MrSaywutnow 2 года назад +7

    "As punishment, you have to watch my streams for a whole month"
    Is that really a punishment?

  • @AndreB23
    @AndreB23 2 года назад +7

    What a precious goddess. :D

  • @Radioshack65
    @Radioshack65 5 месяцев назад +1

    Listener: My wishes will never be granted.
    Korone: Don’t give up guys!
    Listener: I want to be General Grievous
    Korone: That’s impossible

  • @JonPablo45
    @JonPablo45 2 года назад +7

    All I'm saying is, she didn't say no to the last wish thou...

  • @pokemonwilliams2176
    @pokemonwilliams2176 2 года назад +9

    God Matsuri: Finally a worthy opponent! Our battle will be godly!

  • @nicholasweintraub8548
    @nicholasweintraub8548 2 года назад +2

    Listener: Could you please take out my trash?
    Goddess Korone: I would, but I don't think I could lift you
    Listener: That's because you can't even pick up your own weight.

  • @usbgamers123
    @usbgamers123 2 года назад +3

    "The worst she can say is no"

  • @amedaius8492
    @amedaius8492 2 года назад +3

    3:45 Man, I felt that one lol.

  • @ComfortsSpecter
    @ComfortsSpecter 2 года назад +8

    “Dog-Pog-Has-Become-A-Very-Wise-God-Pog-Pog”

  • @Shashh777
    @Shashh777 2 года назад +1

    Korone's quick wit is just something else

  • @theonlymegumegu
    @theonlymegumegu 2 года назад +1

    i love how most of these are like your mom just laying it down and telling you the harsh truth as it is XD

  • @chickenbone_
    @chickenbone_ 2 года назад +2

    3:36 This girl been watching too many horror films lately

  • @Smartz118
    @Smartz118 2 года назад +1

    Every time she pauses the music, I imagine a very loud record scratch.

  • @marianasempire486
    @marianasempire486 2 года назад +1

    She's one of a kind. Love these clips.

  • @primary2630
    @primary2630 Год назад +1

    "I wanna be General Grievous" lmao who wished that thats hilarious

  • @agmadseven9702
    @agmadseven9702 Год назад +1

    "Tsugiiiii" i love this world

  • @scottogle672
    @scottogle672 Год назад +1

    TIL that General Grievous is called "Grievous Shogun" in japanese. My therapist was wrong, it was worth getting out of bed today

  • @cy_pher
    @cy_pher 2 года назад +2

    "my head is itchy"

  • @jigoku_jesta
    @jigoku_jesta 2 года назад +1

    Inugami Korosan living up to her name. Thank you god doggo! 🙏

  • @kokonut5
    @kokonut5 Год назад

    Shes surprisingly a reasonable goddess.

  • @SonicRyan1992
    @SonicRyan1992 2 года назад +6

    Koronesuki: *wishes*
    Korone: ダメなんだよ、 ごめね~!

  • @konoskubos1641
    @konoskubos1641 2 года назад

    Peak "My job here is done/but you didnt do anything" and "Koro sans insanity" energy

  • @ronyoshii
    @ronyoshii 2 года назад

    I think this would make a good anime/manga. The idea of having local/national/global deities granting wishes, changing time of day, other natural phenomenon etc.

  • @Gorshum
    @Gorshum 2 года назад

    This gives me life, thank you.

  • @dart_
    @dart_ 2 года назад +3

    0:54 OOF HAHA

  • @wasawaswasawas4277
    @wasawaswasawas4277 2 года назад +1

    1:49 I will not archive this stream
    Clippers : Am I a joke to you ?

  • @ssjwes
    @ssjwes Год назад

    The Goddess of NOT granting wishes

  • @mordekai14
    @mordekai14 2 года назад +1

    "In your dreams" lol 🤣

  • @XionSteel
    @XionSteel 2 года назад

    some of these answers hit hard, but you just cant give up the habit xD

  • @demographicreplacement539
    @demographicreplacement539 2 года назад +1

    i am also still waiting for my vacation time from korone.

  • @nahrubish
    @nahrubish 2 года назад

    goddess bonking all wishes

  • @cropathfinder
    @cropathfinder 2 года назад

    korone is the best doggo but a lousy wish granter

  • @stormstrider
    @stormstrider 2 года назад

    She is a vengeful goddess.

  • @maxis2k
    @maxis2k 2 года назад

    Korone: "Temperature isn't something I can control."
    Here, I got your guy: "He's Mr. Freeze Miser, He's Mister Snow!"

  • @DD-fs7pg
    @DD-fs7pg 2 года назад +2

    She's basically aqua

  • @BlizzardofOze
    @BlizzardofOze 2 года назад +1

    Gurievous Shogun

  • @scottydu81
    @scottydu81 2 года назад

    Alternate title: Heartless Doggo Goddess Ruthlessly Crushes Dreams Of Followers

  • @andrewkelley9405
    @andrewkelley9405 2 года назад

    She’s a master troll.

  • @SkeithLangley
    @SkeithLangley 2 года назад +1

    Truly a generous god 🖤🖤

  • @KikonSketches
    @KikonSketches 2 года назад

    I'd die for sassy Korone

  • @Michaela_ZC
    @Michaela_ZC Год назад

    It's becoming increasingly unclear if Korone-Sama actually has any powers; but loyal acolytes will continue to worship anyway

  • @akaiyu3238
    @akaiyu3238 2 года назад

    0:55 damn that hurts

  • @laigol8775
    @laigol8775 2 года назад +1

    I like her outfit.
    I also like Touhou.
    Funny dog.

  • @SleepyDullahan
    @SleepyDullahan 2 года назад

    Korone got that Aqua energy as a Goddess.

  • @Fion355
    @Fion355 2 года назад

    Ah yes. Wishing on things only to be smashed down from the doog.

  • @lenthederanged
    @lenthederanged 2 года назад

    Truth be told, she has more or less the same track record of granting wishes as any other god

  • @sus_gus
    @sus_gus Год назад

    I hope she does this again this year, this was a kami stream (pun not intended)

  • @Thatonedude917
    @Thatonedude917 2 года назад

    Korone helps those who helps themselves

  • @dorukayhanwastaken
    @dorukayhanwastaken 2 года назад

    1:58 *NO! NOT THIS SOON!*

  • @smollbocchi
    @smollbocchi Год назад

    0:55 oof

  • @kocokan
    @kocokan 2 года назад

    most realistic goddess

  • @lastnamefirstname8655
    @lastnamefirstname8655 2 года назад

    cute goddess korone.

  • @SamCyanide
    @SamCyanide 2 года назад

    Fantastic lmao

  • @feeeefifififififi
    @feeeefifififififi 6 месяцев назад

    4:06 short and simple

  • @-weaponized6493
    @-weaponized6493 2 года назад

    Korone: sorry, I don't speak Broke.

  • @HappyBeezerStudios
    @HappyBeezerStudios 2 года назад

    Sassy Korone is just next level coming from normal Korone.
    And by now we developed the ability to regrow yubis
    And nice of her to remind me, have to bring out the trash as well.
    Also yes to the bath stream

  • @DinnerForkTongue
    @DinnerForkTongue 6 месяцев назад

    2:48 In hindsight that one got a bit too real 😅

  • @eduuklee9453
    @eduuklee9453 Год назад

    bimbo damegami korone :3

  • @IRMentat
    @IRMentat 2 года назад

    yet another shrine maiden rises up due to the "other" one being only a cosplayer.

  • @YoheiSwayne
    @YoheiSwayne 2 года назад +1

    in your dreams!
    i die🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @fademusic1980
    @fademusic1980 2 года назад

    Her voice seems clearer

  • @tec5x5
    @tec5x5 2 года назад

    Beware of Doog the crusher of dreams and yubis

  • @Darkbeatdk
    @Darkbeatdk 2 года назад

    Cute god!