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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

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  • @BunnyLover124
    @BunnyLover124 2 года назад +65

    I know, I know I've let you down
    I've been a fool to myself
    I thought that I could live for no one else
    But now, through all the hurt and pain
    It's time for me to respect
    The ones you love mean more than anything
    So with sadness in my heart
    I feel the best thing I could do
    Is end it all and leave forever
    What's done is done, it feels so bad
    What once was happy now is sad
    I'll never love again, my world is ending
    [Chorus]
    I wish that I could turn back time
    Cause now the guilt is all mine
    Can't live without the trust from those you love
    I know we can't forget the past
    You can't forget love and pride
    Because of that, it's killing me inside
    [Refrain]
    It all returns to nothing, it all comes (Ah, ah, ah, ah)
    Tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down
    It all returns to nothing, I just keep (Ah, ah, ah, ah)
    Letting me down, letting me down, letting me down
    In my heart of hearts
    I know that I could never love again
    I've lost everything, everything
    Everything that matters to me
    Matters in this world
    [Chorus]
    I wish that I could turn back time
    Cause now the guilt is all mine
    Can't live without the trust from those you love
    I know we can't forget the past
    You can't forget love and pride
    Because of that, it's killing me inside
    [Refrain]
    It all returns to nothing, it just keeps (Ah, ah, ah, aaah)
    Tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down
    It all returns to nothing, I just keep (Ah, ah, ah, aaah)
    Letting me down, letting me down, letting me down
    It all returns to nothing, it just keeps (Ah, ah, ah, aaah)
    Tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down
    It all returns to nothing, I just keep (Ah, ah, ah, aaah)
    Letting me down, letting me down, letting me down
    Ah, ah, ah, aaah
    Tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down
    Ah, ah, ah, aaah
    Letting me down, letting me down, letting me down
    Ah, ah, ah, aaah
    Tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down
    Ah, ah, ah, aaah
    Letting me down, letting me down, letting me down

  • @8bitsniper568
    @8bitsniper568 3 года назад +665

    Seeing Donkey Kong lose his mind after being forced to watch King K Rool devour his entire banana stash was truly the most traumatizing part of Evangelion

  • @ChadDogofShimano
    @ChadDogofShimano 3 года назад +189

    Evangelion 1.11: He Can (Not) Inflate Himself, Just Like a Balloon

    • @spideyjtw
      @spideyjtw 3 года назад +11

      If You Choose Her, You'll (Not) Choose Wrong

    • @ShadeKirby500
      @ShadeKirby500 2 года назад +5

      This Time, He’s (Not) In The Mood.

  • @molamola7829
    @molamola7829 3 года назад +86

    The game over screen in DK64 was always really creepy to me as a kid, the way K Rool just turns everyone into fruit juice.

  • @taliban_skate_vids
    @taliban_skate_vids 3 года назад +111

    the donkey kong cgi cartoon sure had a weird ending

    • @Shimlarian
      @Shimlarian 3 года назад +6

      Criminally underrated comment

    • @AquaFan1998
      @AquaFan1998 2 года назад +6

      Breaking the crystal coconut starts third impact

    • @Mr._Pancakes
      @Mr._Pancakes 2 года назад +4

      @@AquaFan1998 I can't believe the show suddenly took a dark turn when Diddy died by falling into the ocean and drowning in front of Donkey Kong. Then the Third Impact kicked off when Donkey Kong accidentally broke both coconuts. It was cool how Dixie took on all 9 Kremlings at the end though.

    • @CrashFan03
      @CrashFan03 Год назад +2

      i can't believe i used up my best material on this shindig

  • @cfalcon8342
    @cfalcon8342 4 года назад +47

    He has (no) grace

  • @GetCubed
    @GetCubed 5 лет назад +157

    He has (no) style

    • @NamekianG
      @NamekianG 3 года назад +20

      He has (no) grace

    • @hylus5d10
      @hylus5d10 2 года назад +12

      @@NamekianG He has (not) a funny face

  • @tretijotkaz2871
    @tretijotkaz2871 3 года назад +193

    "But Uncle Donkey Kong... riding the rhino brings me nothing but suffering."
    "Get on the rhino Diddy or else Dixie will have to do it!"

  • @EvilEye501
    @EvilEye501 3 года назад +405

    So it's finally here!
    Death has come for you!
    There's absolutely nothing you can do!
    Put your hands together if you wanna clap,
    As we take you through this Third Impact!
    HUH!
    T! I! Third Impact!
    T! I! Third Impact is here!
    He's the leader of the bunch, he's not doing well!
    He's sick of it all, and he's sendin' us to hell!
    If we make a joke about firing in spurts,
    He told us we're gonna get hurt!
    He's broken, insane, and tired too!
    He's the first member of the TI Crew!
    HUH!
    T! I! Third Impact!
    T! I! Third Impact is here!
    This girl's got issues, so be careful dudes!
    'Cause Shinji's about had it with her attitude!
    She gets real bitchy when she wants to be,
    She can tear Evas in half, and yell at Shinji!
    If you choose her, you've chosen wrong,
    Unless batshit tsunderes expand your dong!
    HUH!
    T! I! Third Impact!
    T! I! Third Impact is here!
    She's back again, and about time too!
    And this time, she's in the...nude?
    She stands real tall with the Black Moon on,
    With her power returned, she dwarfs King Kong!
    As a matter of fact she's the size of the moon,
    So everyone tremble, 'cause she's come for YOU!
    HUH!
    T! I! Third Impact!
    T! I! Third Impact is here!
    He has no style, he has no grace,
    Th-Th-Th-This dad is a fucking disgrace!
    He can't stand his own son! I swear it's true!
    And he did weird things to Ayanami too!
    As a matter of fact, the guy's a loon!
    Probably a good job this is just a cartoon!
    HUH!
    T! I! Third Impact!
    T! I! Third Impact is here!
    Finally, it's here for you, it's the last member of the TI crew!
    This cyborg's so strong, it isn't funny!
    It's powered by the soul of Shinji's mummy!
    Can rip apart angels with relative ease!
    Makes crushing cities seem such a breeze!
    It looks down low, up from on high,
    And now it's time for you to die!
    HUH!
    T! I! Third Impact! T! I! Third Impact is here!
    C'mon, Ritsuko! Take it to the fridge!
    Wailing, screaming, world's gone to hell, turn everyone into LCL!
    HUH!
    Wailing, Screaming, world's gone to hell, turn everyone into LCL!
    HUH!
    And then there's Kaworu! He's dead.

  • @vidaredlund8628
    @vidaredlund8628 3 года назад +95

    Remember when King K rool turned everyone into bananas when DK came to defeat him? It was such a dark turn for the game

    • @JZacco
      @JZacco 2 года назад

      I remember the yellow sea

  • @frederickthegreat3481
    @frederickthegreat3481 2 года назад +27

    The cutscene where Diddy Kong choked Dixie Kong and this song started playing was so powerful.

  • @annieskywalker9290
    @annieskywalker9290 3 года назад +432

    Remember when Dixie was hospotalized in a coma and Diddy blasted his peanut gun in front of her

  • @devola3074
    @devola3074 3 года назад +51

    Get in the barrel Diddy or Dixie will have to do it again!

  • @Sirthatguy
    @Sirthatguy 2 года назад +9

    *looks at coconut gun he shot in bursts*
    "I'm so fucked up"

  • @phmndes
    @phmndes 3 года назад +155

    This video will blow up in a few years. Trust me

  • @ReikoAyanamiCh
    @ReikoAyanamiCh 3 года назад +9

    End of Dongvangelion

  • @MichaelAlberto
    @MichaelAlberto 3 года назад +17

    I can't belive Diddy Kong did that when Candy Kong was in the hospital.

  • @tomemeornottomeme1864
    @tomemeornottomeme1864 3 года назад +23

    The End of Kong:
    Hey, These Are (Not) Pretty Nice Bananas

  • @LucreciaCrescentIsBestGirl
    @LucreciaCrescentIsBestGirl 2 года назад +37

    Fun fact: the Japanese voice actress for Rei also did the voice of Diddy Kong

  • @minecraftwizzard2010
    @minecraftwizzard2010 4 года назад +39

    When gorillas take over the world and mess up everything

  • @windows9550
    @windows9550 3 года назад +11

    Seeing this exactly 2 years later. I’m sad I didn’t get to see it when originally uploaded but at least I still got to experience watching it on 9/11.

  • @Takimeko
    @Takimeko Год назад +3

    Now we need the dude that performed Donkey Kong's singing voice in the DKC cartoon to cover this song.

  • @Ottomeme
    @Ottomeme 4 года назад +26

    I can't believe this only has 800 views. This is just fantastic.

  • @kwapls
    @kwapls 3 года назад +3

    The algorithm is working

  • @maesdejardin8648
    @maesdejardin8648 2 года назад +9

    I still can't believe DK made clones of Diddy's mother, or that Diddy kinda had the hots for the clones.

  • @Violet_iris
    @Violet_iris 2 года назад +6

    This is what played when Microsoft bought rare, donkey Kong was forced to watch all his rare friends turn into bananas, banjo came and took everyone away except donkey Kong and his immediate family, they even took k rool.
    Rare can(not) be good

  • @andrewkelley9405
    @andrewkelley9405 3 года назад +5

    More like, “Köm süsser interior crocodile alligator”.

  • @keijiforrai4217
    @keijiforrai4217 3 года назад +16

    Perfection has finally been achieved

  • @skeletonking2501
    @skeletonking2501 Год назад +1

    Why does the Kong render just, fit?

  • @BulkBogan1920
    @BulkBogan1920 2 года назад +3

    Tfw this video was released on 9/11

  • @gordlass
    @gordlass 5 лет назад +13

    Ah shit, here we go again.

  • @carpet2408
    @carpet2408 3 года назад +7

    i listen to this way more then i should

  • @NickShvelidze
    @NickShvelidze 2 года назад +3

    Expand Süsser Dong

  • @shale2435
    @shale2435 3 года назад +7

    art

  • @gaast9548
    @gaast9548 2 года назад +1

    I expected a meme but this was dead serious and it rules for it.

  • @ultimapower6950
    @ultimapower6950 3 года назад +2

    And then there’s chunky He’s(not) dead

  • @freshfrij0les
    @freshfrij0les Год назад +1

    Triple Q should do the sentence mixing to make the lyrics happen

  • @SapphyTaffy
    @SapphyTaffy 3 года назад +4

    Banana Slamma

  • @kangofkek8079
    @kangofkek8079 2 года назад +2

    Looks like the true third impact was the the dongs we expanded along the way

  • @melissam4462
    @melissam4462 3 года назад +1

    Cant wait for this to be recommeneded to hundred thousands of people in a few years

  • @tomboyjessie1352
    @tomboyjessie1352 2 года назад +2

    Oh dear, this must be from the N64 ending when K.Rool blows up Donkey Kong Island!

  • @golgarisoul
    @golgarisoul 3 года назад +9

    Inb4 this video has like a million views.

  • @shinjiluigi
    @shinjiluigi 3 года назад +1

    Im nobody's hero an absolute zero

  • @Bonovasitch
    @Bonovasitch Год назад

    Neon Bananasis Evangelikong is my favorite anime.

  • @leaffinite2001
    @leaffinite2001 3 года назад +2

    Kinda unrelated but god i cant wait for mashups of the tv show songs to get as popular as dk rap mashups. This is really good btw

  • @supermariologanfan6546
    @supermariologanfan6546 Год назад

    You will (not) Expand Dong

  • @OG-yv3qb
    @OG-yv3qb 5 лет назад +3

    thank you for this

  • @frenchwaltz0
    @frenchwaltz0 3 года назад +2

    Beiatiful

  • @MechaDragonX
    @MechaDragonX 3 года назад

    When the bananas start spontaneously turning into orange liquid with Candy Kong's face in it.

  • @sonicthe93
    @sonicthe93 8 месяцев назад

    Get in the barrel, DK.

  • @pagedowndesert772
    @pagedowndesert772 2 года назад

    absolutely amazing

  • @masteroogway2419
    @masteroogway2419 2 года назад

    It's a really great song, but all I can think about is the fact that it has the word sus in the title.

  • @shattaredentertainment4782
    @shattaredentertainment4782 Год назад

    I was really hoping theres be monkey noises for singing

  • @tacdragzag7464
    @tacdragzag7464 2 года назад +1

    This needs to play over the cursed corruption ending Vinny had... I want that edit...

    • @klobus3945
      @klobus3945 Год назад

      Please link me to the clip

    • @tacdragzag7464
      @tacdragzag7464 Год назад

      @@klobus3945 ruclips.net/video/0XN6-lKBVdw/видео.html&ab_channel=flango

    • @LucreciaCrescentIsBestGirl
      @LucreciaCrescentIsBestGirl Год назад

      This one? ruclips.net/video/0XN6-lKBVdw/видео.html

    • @tacdragzag7464
      @tacdragzag7464 Год назад

      @@LucreciaCrescentIsBestGirl precisely

    • @klobus3945
      @klobus3945 Год назад

      ruclips.net/video/GBM5OoZEWEk/видео.html
      Gotchu mate

  • @noun6706
    @noun6706 3 года назад

    It aaaaaaalllll returns to nothing... It just keeps tumbling down tumbling down tumbling dooowwwwwwnnnnn...

  • @FloydsZepBlavention
    @FloydsZepBlavention 2 года назад

    It’s only a matter of time….

  • @narimikoaldera5387
    @narimikoaldera5387 3 года назад +1

    that some preti good bananas ( HAAAAAAAAA )

  • @hamham3968
    @hamham3968 3 года назад +2

    ナルシシズムが覚める日を😵😵🙅‍♂️🆖⤵️💀💀💀

  • @2006subarubaja
    @2006subarubaja 2 года назад

    Chunky’s (not) dead

  • @reesemcnamara8492
    @reesemcnamara8492 5 лет назад +1

    Fuck yeah

  • @jylaa
    @jylaa 3 года назад

    nice

  • @thejonbrownshow8470
    @thejonbrownshow8470 Год назад

    Thought that was a edited byleth on the screen 😂

    • @giygas9305
      @giygas9305 2 месяца назад

      Wdym?

    • @thejonbrownshow8470
      @thejonbrownshow8470 2 месяца назад

      @@giygas9305 like fire emblem byleth after her glow up, looks just like that background face 😂

  • @Envy_May
    @Envy_May 2 года назад

    i thought it was going to be the dk rap..........

  • @lenioman6648
    @lenioman6648 2 года назад

    better than original

  • @xylopiano3
    @xylopiano3 Год назад

    Sussy???

  • @littletimmythefifth29
    @littletimmythefifth29 Год назад

    Here at 33,096 views.

  • @trustedhalo482
    @trustedhalo482 2 года назад

    Here when this vid gets 10k views. ;-; when it reaches 1 mil

  • @thenekronomikon
    @thenekronomikon 2 года назад

    Hello friend, would it be possible for me to use your covers in my videos? I will give credit, your work is so good it blew me away.

  • @godzillalover3445
    @godzillalover3445 2 года назад

    There is another Kong....
    KING KONG.
    And he's not ready for his next fight with GODZILLA after GvK. But deep inside, he's prepared for the Third Impact.

  • @666spalony
    @666spalony 2 года назад +1

    Who's Todd?

  • @twelvedust4188
    @twelvedust4188  3 года назад +52

    Literally 99% of you guys aren't subscribed. I do more than this one specific video, please check the other ones, and if you like, subscribe. :)

    • @No-mz5xq
      @No-mz5xq 3 года назад +6

      missed opportunity for kong susser tod

    • @nicklambert4781
      @nicklambert4781 3 года назад +1

      Sadly the algorithm hates anyone not already insanely successful.

    • @bimboalabama5649
      @bimboalabama5649 2 года назад

      That’s how it works bucko.
      I’ll sub because this mix is great.

  • @gayplasma
    @gayplasma 2 года назад +1

    The Human Instrumentality Project runs on blast processing.