T-Shirt Translation Trouble TWO

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @Glegh
    @Glegh 5 месяцев назад +3561

    The magnets definitely go
    "SSSSTZZZZHHwhiiiiiii"

    • @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit
      @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit 5 месяцев назад +96

      No it's "Tshreiiiii"

    • @Sanphius
      @Sanphius 5 месяцев назад +91

      It's "buweeeeeiiii"

    • @color_rainbow
      @color_rainbow 5 месяцев назад +127

      lmao bro pinned this instead

    • @EliteRailVideos
      @EliteRailVideos 5 месяцев назад +19

      😆

    • @Matt_Rose
      @Matt_Rose  5 месяцев назад +371

      @@color_rainbow Wish RUclips would let you pin two things imagine that, bliss.

  • @netoquan
    @netoquan 5 месяцев назад +4294

    saw a guy walking around with a tshirt that said in japanese "The keyboard is not to be trusted"

    • @aromanticfranziskavonkarma
      @aromanticfranziskavonkarma 5 месяцев назад +327

      me when the up arrow key on my laptop split in half for no reason

    • @GaslightFTW
      @GaslightFTW 5 месяцев назад +19

      LOL

    • @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit
      @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit 5 месяцев назад +179

      I mean, the shirt does have a point.

    • @rinoz47
      @rinoz47 5 месяцев назад +60

      Whose the bigger trust? The keyboard or the won who types it?
      God fucking madness !

    • @InfamousMax
      @InfamousMax 5 месяцев назад +66

      I KNEW IT!
      *throws out all keyboards in a rage of paranoia*

  • @Lozinlimbo
    @Lozinlimbo 5 месяцев назад +1335

    The whale shirt is meant to be "whale whale whale, it's nise to meet you". Norwegians call the last whale a "nise" though it's more commonly known as a porpoise.

    • @cocotig
      @cocotig 5 месяцев назад +56

      Was searching the comments for an answer to that. Thank you!

    • @noremac7216
      @noremac7216 4 месяца назад +40

      Maybe even more confusing by the fact that orcas aren't whales lol But they get called whales so it still works I guess lol

    • @mr.lampshade
      @mr.lampshade 4 месяца назад +12

      orcas aren't whales tho

    • @Lozinlimbo
      @Lozinlimbo 4 месяца назад +24

      @@mr.lampshade I know, but they also have the nickname "killer whale" 🤷‍♀️

    • @DragonNexus
      @DragonNexus 4 месяца назад +11

      ​@isitlauren which is really a mistranslation, since its supposed to be "whale killer"

  • @D0rkn3ss_k1t
    @D0rkn3ss_k1t 5 месяцев назад +3192

    Once my friend translated the label on my food to say
    'A l w a y s p u s h t h e
    p e a b a l l o r s u f f e r'

    • @pf8ox
      @pf8ox 5 месяцев назад +168

      I think he developed a spiritual connection to Ant Sisyphus

    • @HAR_V3Y
      @HAR_V3Y 5 месяцев назад +95

      Make sure you push the pea ball before bed, don't want to suffer

    • @zachb555
      @zachb555 5 месяцев назад +53

      Never forget to push the peaball. Never.

    • @falkolichtenberg8217
      @falkolichtenberg8217 5 месяцев назад +28

      now did he push it?

    • @D0rkn3ss_k1t
      @D0rkn3ss_k1t 5 месяцев назад +35

      dont worry everyone, we n e v e r forget to push the p e a b a l l

  • @avam9729
    @avam9729 5 месяцев назад +834

    would unironically wear “have a knife day” shirt

  • @XxCastlegirl_07xX
    @XxCastlegirl_07xX 5 месяцев назад +398

    A friend of mine has a shirt that says “hamburger friend. I feel happiness when I eat a him.” With a picture of French fries on it. He wears it like every day (he got it on Amazon)

    • @thatguyintherain3168
      @thatguyintherain3168 5 месяцев назад +24

      I actually need to know where to get this shirt

    • @IABITVpresents
      @IABITVpresents 4 месяца назад +6

      This one was read out by MarshalDoesStuff.

    • @XxCastlegirl_07xX
      @XxCastlegirl_07xX 4 месяца назад

      @@thatguyintherain3168 he got it on Amazon 🫶

    • @voidify3
      @voidify3 3 месяца назад

      @@thatguyintherain3168Amazon says OP

  • @DaisyF444
    @DaisyF444 5 месяцев назад +755

    1:41 is like the designer just had a mental breakdown halfway through the shirt design.

    • @lawncrow
      @lawncrow 5 месяцев назад +155

      I swear some of these are a cry for help from some poor sweat shop worker

    • @zephylix.
      @zephylix. 5 месяцев назад +43

      they probably did

    • @-roachperson-
      @-roachperson- 5 месяцев назад +21

      @@lawncrowfr

    • @justgivemeastinkinghandlebro
      @justgivemeastinkinghandlebro 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@lawncrowI got the same feeling about the "I quit" one

    • @lukiwei9468
      @lukiwei9468 3 месяца назад +6

      6:09 This too

  • @randomcat1015
    @randomcat1015 5 месяцев назад +927

    Maybe the real white bear was the shirts we mistranslated along the way.

  • @Kokouhaia
    @Kokouhaia 5 месяцев назад +325

    My favorite is "LAUGH (she gives a giggly)"

  • @picklerickshaw
    @picklerickshaw 5 месяцев назад +229

    6:49 is:
    “whale whale whale, it’s nise to meet you”, translating to “well, well, well, it’s nice to meet you.” Nise is the Norwegian name for dolphins

  • @flakky55
    @flakky55 5 месяцев назад +155

    I love how you can hear Matt trying not to burst out laughing at *"POSSLOILITIGS"*

  • @dumptruck_babs
    @dumptruck_babs 5 месяцев назад +975

    "I'm such a 'Look at the moon' person" is actually incredibly relatable lol

    • @redbarchetta5620
      @redbarchetta5620 5 месяцев назад +24

      I"m going to give them way too much credit and say that's a reference to a famous Bruce Lee quote.

    • @acoupleofschoes
      @acoupleofschoes 5 месяцев назад +43

      I was thinking that one might be translated correctly, but it's just a local idiom that doesn't sound right in a different language.

    • @elisecode2212
      @elisecode2212 5 месяцев назад +12

      Yeah I don’t see anything wrong with that one

    • @pageuk
      @pageuk 5 месяцев назад +3

      You should get it printed on a T-shirt

    • @Chris-ts6ie
      @Chris-ts6ie 5 месяцев назад +6

      i meen have uyou seen her

  • @fireflystudios123
    @fireflystudios123 5 месяцев назад +393

    The “unemployment” shirt reads like a badly written resignation letter. Imagine wearing that to work on the day you quit

  • @danielsantoro6332
    @danielsantoro6332 5 месяцев назад +963

    "Have a knife day" sounds like the catchphrase of a blade welding cereal killer.

    • @limey_
      @limey_ 5 месяцев назад +167

      cereal?

    • @ArinyaXoriGMVs
      @ArinyaXoriGMVs 5 месяцев назад +168

      welding?

    • @limey_
      @limey_ 5 месяцев назад +42

      @@ArinyaXoriGMVs i didnt even spot that

    • @--CHARLIE--
      @--CHARLIE-- 5 месяцев назад +25

      ​@@limey_ I didn't spot either of them.

    • @SV5195R
      @SV5195R 5 месяцев назад +99

      @@ArinyaXoriGMVs Their calling card is leaving a lump of knives welded together, usually dropped in the middle of a pile of cereal that is lovingly spread all over the crime scene.

  • @samsamsam446
    @samsamsam446 5 месяцев назад +119

    “I’m such a look at the moon person.”
    But like, for real.

  • @bwrstud
    @bwrstud 5 месяцев назад +43

    “i.. feeling me crumble and disappear” is somewhat relatable for some reason

  • @SakurauchiLily
    @SakurauchiLily 5 месяцев назад +517

    Oh my god, I never thought I'd appear in a Matt Rose video, but I'm the one who uploaded the "School bus" shirt at 3:32! For those of you wanting some more background on that photo, my mom actually sent it to me while she was in Taiwan last year and while she didn't buy that shirt, she got another one that said "I have a cat" with a picture of a cartoon cat on it, even though we don't actually own any cats.

    • @pridepotato314
      @pridepotato314 5 месяцев назад +27

      I think it seems like a collection of songs to sing, presumably on a school bus? They were probably poorly translated. I couldn't find anything on a quick search, but if anyone knows anything, it would be interesting to know!

    • @lazycat5765
      @lazycat5765 5 месяцев назад +29

      Now you have a reason to get a cat

    • @TerezatheTeacher
      @TerezatheTeacher 5 месяцев назад +24

      Now you have to get a cat.

    • @SakurauchiLily
      @SakurauchiLily 5 месяцев назад +14

      @@lazycat5765 Haha, maybe! I actually really like cats so it's funny how I've never owned one!

    • @Nike-gs8ig
      @Nike-gs8ig 5 месяцев назад +8

      A sign from heaven to get a cat. They will do something dumb once an hour, but they are fluffy and cute so it checks out.

  • @random_scenegirl
    @random_scenegirl 5 месяцев назад +409

    i’m not even a minute into this video and i think i’ve already had a stroke, an aneurysm, and a heart attack all at once.

    • @danielthecake8617
      @danielthecake8617 5 месяцев назад +12

      did you take a screenshot

    • @tally_ish
      @tally_ish 5 месяцев назад +5

      MORAL OREL PFP

    • @Kandiifl00f
      @Kandiifl00f 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@tally_ish eagle

    • @frankwales
      @frankwales 5 месяцев назад +4

      Ask Dr Tony for the 'surprisingly still alive' bonus deal when you wake up in hospital -- it's worth 20% off your choice of a double inguinal hernia repair or a three-year colostomy bag subscription

    • @random_scenegirl
      @random_scenegirl 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@frankwales ty ;-;

  • @mailill
    @mailill 5 месяцев назад +301

    The "I feel happiness when I eat a potato"-T-shirt would have been the perfect T-shirt for my granny and her best friend who were sometimes raving about that eating a potato with a little bit of butter is total bliss, and that you don't need anything more to be happy. They had experienced food shortage during the WW2

    • @KoshTimeStepper
      @KoshTimeStepper 5 месяцев назад +16

      It's true. I love a hot baked spud with some margerine (can't have butter because Lactose).

    • @victoriahewitt9938
      @victoriahewitt9938 5 месяцев назад +28

      At my very prim, proper, & depressed grandmother's funeral a stranger came up to me & introduced herself as a fellow potato. It turns out Gran had been in a silly club at one point where they'd get together & made potato jokes, from what I gathered. I seriously thought the lady was at the wrong funeral! I'd never seen Gran do anything even remotely silly!

    • @daynamorris2399
      @daynamorris2399 4 месяца назад +4

      My grandfather (May God rest his soul) loved potatoes so much that we had to make extra for leftovers when he came to my house for supper

    • @gustavolopes5094
      @gustavolopes5094 2 месяца назад +4

      @@victoriahewitt9938 "Hi, I was a fellow potato of your granma's, I'm so sorry for your loss"
      "you was a fellow WHAT?"

    • @reginaldwooster235
      @reginaldwooster235 10 дней назад +1

      I can't cook, but I can make a mean buttered potato

  • @deepseanarq
    @deepseanarq 5 месяцев назад +76

    my mom has a shirt that says "DINOSAUR MISIFNOMATON"
    under an image of a giraffe
    (typos included)

    • @eaglest0554
      @eaglest0554 2 месяца назад +4

      Well a picture of a giraffe certainly would be dinosaur misifnomaton

  • @imthepigeonguy
    @imthepigeonguy 5 месяцев назад +36

    "17... Pervert" is actually so funny I would get that for my friends as a joke gift for sure

    • @SteveLomas-k6k
      @SteveLomas-k6k 3 месяца назад +2

      I was in line somewhere with a guy wearing that, everyone walking past was pointing and cracking up

  • @DimerDuck
    @DimerDuck 5 месяцев назад +777

    If I had a nickel for every time Matt Rose did an astronaut voice, I would have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

    • @RubixstewYT
      @RubixstewYT 5 месяцев назад +29

      Funny enough, I just finished that video and this one just released an hour ago

    • @themasterofterriblecgi5498
      @themasterofterriblecgi5498 5 месяцев назад +8

      I think we'll be seeing a lot more of it from now on. At least, I hope we will.

    • @StuffandThings_
      @StuffandThings_ 5 месяцев назад +15

      One small voiceover for Matt, one giant trend for @Matt_Rose

    • @davidbailis8415
      @davidbailis8415 Месяц назад +1

      There can be only 1 cyanish D!

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 23 дня назад

      Heinz?

  • @elenia.2408
    @elenia.2408 5 месяцев назад +183

    "NOTHING is unreadable!" is the most Matt Rose Thing to say :-D

  • @Blackfedoraowner
    @Blackfedoraowner 5 месяцев назад +78

    2:10 EMERGENCY FLOG SITUATION!!! 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸

    • @susangrande8142
      @susangrande8142 4 месяца назад +1

      Look out! Or it may come to, I’m Regret my Clam!

    • @susangrande8142
      @susangrande8142 4 месяца назад

      😂😂🤣🤣 These are all just too funny!!

  • @MintyArisato
    @MintyArisato 4 месяца назад +17

    The absolute mental breakdown followed by FLOG is a great summary of my psyche on an average Tuesday night

  • @Scribblemations
    @Scribblemations 5 месяцев назад +582

    Why wear a T-Shirt when you can wear a. Fish.

  • @ghost_fueled_scarecrow
    @ghost_fueled_scarecrow 5 месяцев назад +85

    The little bunny with the "I want to" is so cute.

    • @chaoticfroggo6852
      @chaoticfroggo6852 5 месяцев назад +3

      Right??? I kinda want that shirt now lmaoo 😭😭

  • @TheEngieTF2
    @TheEngieTF2 5 месяцев назад +174

    "Poverty shows us who our friends are and who are our enemies"
    Sounds like something from a drama show starring a female protagonist who lives a poor life and her enemy is her lover's evil rich future mother-in-law

    • @conlon4332
      @conlon4332 5 месяцев назад +20

      Is her lover's future mother-in-law not her mother?

    • @jak7139
      @jak7139 5 месяцев назад +8

      @@conlon4332 That's the twist. They were separated at birth and never knew.

  • @amberanderson7245
    @amberanderson7245 5 месяцев назад +141

    When we were last in China my daughter got a toddler shirt with a knockoff Peppa Pig on it that said, "Go make that money. Dollar bills." We don't whom the shirt was addressing but it was our favorite until she grew out of it.

  • @nellefindlay
    @nellefindlay 5 месяцев назад +18

    I saw one in Spain that said “Don’t worry be mushroom”. Honestly I can appreciate the sentiment.

  • @kendan06
    @kendan06 5 месяцев назад +183

    Nothing could have prepared me for "DADASS BOOTY SHETIN GOOD VIBES FEELING GOING ON." I nearly choked on my dinner when Matt read that.
    I have a hand-me-down sweater that says "I *picture of a whale* TEXAS" on it and people always ask me wtf it means. I don't know either.

    • @DerangedPacman
      @DerangedPacman 5 месяцев назад +2

      the fuck does that mean??

    • @kendan06
      @kendan06 5 месяцев назад +9

      @@DerangedPacman and that's what they always say !

    • @Pseudo_Shork0_o
      @Pseudo_Shork0_o 5 месяцев назад

      Maybe it's about the species of the whale picture and that's what they want you to say?

    • @TheKosstImogen
      @TheKosstImogen 5 месяцев назад +3

      These are a stretch but here's three whales I can think of that it could it be, plus the lame attempts at puns the shirt could be going for: Fin, maybe it's meant to somehow be read "I f'in love Texas". Blue, I don't think "I blew Texas" makes any sense but who knows. And my favourite (of a bad bunch 😅), Sei, like "I say TEXAS", which at least sort of accounts for the shouting in caps.
      Welp, thanks for the whale-themed mental exercise, bye!

    • @ewanherbert3402
      @ewanherbert3402 3 месяца назад

      ​@@DerangedPacman someone has clearly never had Dadass booty shetin good vibes feeling going on and it shows...

  • @Aplusbii
    @Aplusbii 5 месяцев назад +30

    "A family poisoned by eating by eating a lemon... PIE" sounds like a news anchor forgetting his script

  • @azijer6268
    @azijer6268 5 месяцев назад +84

    That guy in Jakarta had a full emotional breakdown on the shirt

  • @OakholdC
    @OakholdC 5 месяцев назад +5

    "Poverty shows us who our friends are and who are our enemies" is such a raw sentence though. relevant to today's circumstances, even

  • @thunder_wolf23
    @thunder_wolf23 5 месяцев назад +57

    Matt's Donald Duck legitimately sounds like a zombie with asthma

  • @beachditz
    @beachditz 5 месяцев назад +159

    Me and my husband run to our television the moment you upload; today, we hung up on the grandkids for you.

  • @LyricalApathy
    @LyricalApathy 5 месяцев назад +101

    I had a dream last night where Matt uploaded twice in one day (once was at midnight and the video was really ominous) my unconscious mind was anticipating the joy of Matt rose Monday

  • @roachmaster69420
    @roachmaster69420 5 месяцев назад +134

    there’s something about a British guy reading badly translated t-shirts that’s just peak entertainment

  • @mememachine5417
    @mememachine5417 5 месяцев назад +38

    5:50 You have no idea how happy this made me. Laying in bed with an ocular migraine in my right eye, and (barely) saw the shirt and immediately thought of that "Nino" clip
    If nobody got me, I know Matt Rose got me

    • @emyraldakaemy802
      @emyraldakaemy802 Месяц назад

      ME TOOOOOOO I reference that clip to myself so much and I'm hella glad Matt included it when he read the shirt JSKSKZJSSN 😂

  • @ram_stick_samurai
    @ram_stick_samurai 5 месяцев назад +15

    I'd love to read "Harry Poster" "The cup of burn."

  • @2DNoodel
    @2DNoodel 5 месяцев назад +244

    Had one of those shirts from temu with a frog hood, i literally died from laughing.
    It said: „The Forg kssises the porncess“

    • @MoultrieGeek
      @MoultrieGeek 5 месяцев назад

      The world needs more porncesses.

    • @Fridelain
      @Fridelain 5 месяцев назад

      The gostak distims the doshes.

    • @kj123._.
      @kj123._. 5 месяцев назад +43

      I have a frog sticker from temu that says "fage fde cqe cae" i am forever confused about it

    • @Imlaor25
      @Imlaor25 5 месяцев назад +9

      I read that in Gollums voice

    • @spooktspeek
      @spooktspeek 5 месяцев назад +35

      downside of temu : possibly Actual Spyware
      upside of temu: The Forg kssises the porncess

  • @jaspersagem9469
    @jaspersagem9469 5 месяцев назад +181

    4:28 I like this shirt because they mispelled "winners" as "winers", implying that it's ok to complain about having to do something so long as you actually get it done.

    • @SV5195R
      @SV5195R 5 месяцев назад +18

      I think the T-shirt is trying to say that winners drink wine.
      But your interpretation fits better.

    • @nessstarries6204
      @nessstarries6204 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@SV5195Rwhy do you think that

    • @JG-vh1xc
      @JG-vh1xc 5 месяцев назад +7

      @@nessstarries6204I think because if it were about complaining it’d be “whiners” surely

    • @ihyaakmal5995
      @ihyaakmal5995 5 месяцев назад +4

      Yeah its WINErs not WHINErs

    • @charliebasar9068
      @charliebasar9068 4 месяца назад +1

      They also capitalized EVERY letter except L in losers. This makes it seem like the dichotomy is between those who drink wine and those who iose.

  • @BubblesZest
    @BubblesZest 5 месяцев назад +108

    2:22 is actually a genius design. It's the sort of thing I'd buy if I really wanted to mess with people.

    • @FirstnameLastname-jd4uq
      @FirstnameLastname-jd4uq 5 месяцев назад +5

      I love door

    • @Catnippy7
      @Catnippy7 5 месяцев назад +10

      You can! It's by a dutch company who make all sorts of clothes like these, they're called t-shirt toko

  • @sugarandscenes1931
    @sugarandscenes1931 5 месяцев назад +5

    my favourite shirt says "I set out, full of optimism, SPEED" and I think it encapsulates me pretty well

  • @Oddmartian2
    @Oddmartian2 4 месяца назад +6

    "Nothing is unreadable" That should be the official tagline for this channel.

  • @That-VR-Guy123
    @That-VR-Guy123 5 месяцев назад +124

    Matt Rose makes Mondays worth getting up for 😂😂

    • @lukefriesenhahn8186
      @lukefriesenhahn8186 5 месяцев назад +3

      Matt Rose Mondays should be a thing.

    • @That-VR-Guy123
      @That-VR-Guy123 5 месяцев назад +5

      @lukefriesenhahn8186 they are and that's why I now love Mondays

    • @tastyl2356
      @tastyl2356 5 месяцев назад +2

      yeah i agree with the first guy he should start uploading on mondays too

  • @jackorseventhen8329
    @jackorseventhen8329 5 месяцев назад +26

    Matt NEVER fails to make me giggle no matter how upside down the world seems to be. Much love from Palestine 🤍

  • @black_platypus
    @black_platypus 5 месяцев назад +115

    01:21 This may be legit: "Stop copying me, you're not even doing it right". Clearly, that would be a copy not done right.
    I'm like 75% sure it's supposed to be like that

    • @chickennuggetpaw
      @chickennuggetpaw 5 месяцев назад +11

      Wait I think I love that shirt now- that’s actually so clever 😭

    • @eclassiskandar8190
      @eclassiskandar8190 5 месяцев назад +3

      Was looking for this comment

    • @ФдФ
      @ФдФ 4 месяца назад

      actually though, why are the words on the shirts misspelled like that? even if they're badly translated using machine translation, that wouldn't happen, right?...

    • @ActionYakPolice
      @ActionYakPolice 3 месяца назад +1

      @фдф that would be the "you're not even doing it right" part

    • @black_platypus
      @black_platypus 3 месяца назад

      @@ActionYakPolice That sums it up, I think

  • @smallrestart
    @smallrestart 4 месяца назад +8

    "Let your SMLE change the wopld" sounds especially funny when you know that SMLE is short for "Short, Magazine, Lee-Enfield", a classic British army bolt-action service rifle.

  • @kimwilliamsii2122
    @kimwilliamsii2122 5 месяцев назад +61

    5:55 I WASNT EXPECTING THE NINO CLIP FROM KITCHEN NIGHTMARES IM DECEASED 😂

    • @Spurdospaerde692
      @Spurdospaerde692 5 месяцев назад

      Caps lock, spelling errors, emojis? You're not deceased, you're diseased.

  • @abis9609
    @abis9609 5 месяцев назад +25

    This reminds me of the time when I did some work in Canada, especially in a predominantly first-generation Chinese area. We were having a gathering the the one day, and the one child (probably about 4 or 5 years old) had a shirt on that read:
    C E M E N T M I X E R

  • @ZTK.ZuesieKanz
    @ZTK.ZuesieKanz 5 месяцев назад +116

    "I... Feeling me crumble and disappear"
    I understood that one all too well.
    2:07 there's this, too, if you can decode it.

  • @Local_Menace
    @Local_Menace 5 месяцев назад +31

    My half Chinese friend has so much stuff that is so weird. Cus like us English speakers we get stuff in Chinese that’s like ‘Chicken leg’ but in Chinese. They have stuff like that in china in English. It’s so great to see how we are so alike but so different.

  • @ursamajor7
    @ursamajor7 4 месяца назад +9

    i once bought a backstreet boys shirt for my mom. i didn't notice it said "Bakstreet Boys" until she pointed it out upon opening it 💀

  • @A5PEN-W0LF
    @A5PEN-W0LF 5 месяцев назад +13

    "In life is not if you *NINE INCH NAILS* or lose is if you me spice"

  • @VeryShrimple
    @VeryShrimple 5 месяцев назад +80

    These T-shirts make me feel like I'm having a stroke

    • @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit
      @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit 5 месяцев назад

      No stroke have you stroked hve strongk the you have no

    • @noahclaycameron
      @noahclaycameron 5 месяцев назад +5

      Yeah, they gave me the feeling that you were having a stroke too. Funny how that works isn't it.

  • @IH8YELLOWFACE
    @IH8YELLOWFACE 5 месяцев назад +856

    HONEY!! WAKE UP!! MATT ROSE POSTED!

  • @K4SP3RRRR
    @K4SP3RRRR 5 месяцев назад +36

    6:25 potatoes bring inexplicable joy. No one can deny it.

  • @evala13
    @evala13 5 месяцев назад +2

    Matt Rose is a gem. I was really sad for a while and when I watched this video today I laughed out loud for the first time in a while. I hope whoever is reading this has a wonderful day

  • @omega_illustrates
    @omega_illustrates 5 месяцев назад +77

    I had a therapist that had a sign in Japanese supposed to say “Emergency Exit” but the translation in English was “Panic Carefully” and honestly, I do panic carefully.
    edit: oh wow, 13 likes?! Thanks! Made my sleep deprived ass feel a bit better!
    Edit 2: 17?! THANKS!
    Edit 3: IM GONNA KILL A PIGEON WITH A PIGEON OMFG

  • @Yoylekoso
    @Yoylekoso 5 месяцев назад +16

    Ah yes, my favorite Harry Poster character & book, Scus Black & Harry Poster and The Orther or the Poster.

  • @GemstonePaint
    @GemstonePaint 5 месяцев назад +15

    About two years of watching Matt Rose, and my birthday two days away. The best way to spend the upcoming days!! Keep It up, these are amazing videos!

    • @olisa_hehe
      @olisa_hehe 5 месяцев назад +2

      Yoo! Happy upcoming birthday! My birthday is on 26th, so we're in the same boat here :]

    • @chillcreep4926
      @chillcreep4926 5 месяцев назад +1

      Happy upcoming birthday! Mine was last week!

    • @GemstonePaint
      @GemstonePaint 5 месяцев назад

      @olisa_hehe Thats so cool! I've only seen a two people with the same so far! I wish you a good birthday on that wonderful day!

    • @GemstonePaint
      @GemstonePaint 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@chillcreep4926 I hope you had a splendid time! And thank you! I wish you happier birthdays in the upcoming future!

  • @jonhoughton372
    @jonhoughton372 5 месяцев назад +6

    "ART IS OVER! IF YOU WANT IT", glad I picked up on what that was actually meant to be!

    • @ryan-anarchist-2535
      @ryan-anarchist-2535 29 дней назад

      Idk if you know this, but that one is some kind of rip off of an actual clothing line, and is supposed to read "gender is over! If you want it"

  • @jademonass2954
    @jademonass2954 5 месяцев назад +4

    5:10 i REALLY want that shirt now, it has this vague threat vibe to it that combines really well with a plushie

  • @the_magic_celery
    @the_magic_celery 17 дней назад +1

    When I was in Japan I saw some incredible shirts such as:
    "Paris is a myth"
    "Drug stores: a name for a baby girl"

  • @mareiles.haland6622
    @mareiles.haland6622 5 месяцев назад +34

    I don't know what's so hard about the whale shirt, it clearly says "orca whale blue whale it's beluga to meet you"

    • @Mistwolfss
      @Mistwolfss 5 месяцев назад +6

      I think it was (orca) OK (whale) well it's (narwal) nice to meet you. The blue is just for decoration.😂

    • @VarietyArc
      @VarietyArc 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@Mistwolfss but narwhals have horns, looks more like a porpoise or beluga to me

  • @Reurovision
    @Reurovision 5 месяцев назад +34

    5:00 godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died

  • @augustaseptemberova5664
    @augustaseptemberova5664 5 месяцев назад +57

    5:10 .. if depression had a mascot

  • @3rdalbum
    @3rdalbum 5 месяцев назад +4

    The reveal at 6:36 is the greatest!
    Have you read a boot today? I've read a hundred boots.

  • @MasterBuilderDragon
    @MasterBuilderDragon 5 месяцев назад +1

    As a person with autism, OCD, anxiety, and a short attention span, I want all of these shirts. They all perfectly represent my mind.

  • @RonanDahlman-ci1ql
    @RonanDahlman-ci1ql 5 месяцев назад +91

    4:04 That’s impressive as hell.

    • @Matt_Rose
      @Matt_Rose  5 месяцев назад +56

      !etam sreehC

    • @woofwoofbarkk
      @woofwoofbarkk 5 месяцев назад +14

      @@Matt_Roselad near gave me a stroke

    • @Icantchangemyhandlehelp
      @Icantchangemyhandlehelp 5 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@Matt_RoseI can almost always read backwards just fine so why did the word "cheers" trip me up

    • @Qaptyl
      @Qaptyl 4 месяца назад

      kid amogus

  • @Theonly_z_Official
    @Theonly_z_Official 5 месяцев назад +15

    We need some more
    Speech to text fails, they're so funny I can't stop laughing

    • @VGamerStudios
      @VGamerStudios 4 месяца назад +1

      One time “I did” got speech-to-text failed to “Are you dead”
      ….Thanks Siri!

  • @TheLobsterCopter5000
    @TheLobsterCopter5000 5 месяцев назад +7

    2:55 Honestly I was down to cancel Monday, but then I realized Matt Rose uploads on Mondays, so I guess we gotta keep it.

  • @MahouShoujoNobue
    @MahouShoujoNobue 5 месяцев назад +1

    "Appreciate what you what, be are the what make appreciate you Dad."

  • @Fi6ment
    @Fi6ment 5 месяцев назад +2

    i cannot express this enough, but some of these shirts go so hard- i genuinely want them

  • @PBJellyBoi
    @PBJellyBoi 5 месяцев назад +23

    0:50 that cake displays a level of dismay unable to be replicated by any living being

  • @KsnypsAdventures
    @KsnypsAdventures 5 месяцев назад +6

    These videos are gold. Soud gold.

  • @RHM087
    @RHM087 5 месяцев назад +55

    5:30 - Not expecting a Failboat reference (for those uninitiated, during his Kirby Planet Robobot playthrough, along with a debate on which Kirby characters would jaywalk, he had a running gag of a Waddle Doo repeatedly trying to attack Kirby, who is charging a super shot, with a just-out-of-range “Beam attack!” He later referenced the meme as “Cream attack!” when playing the online game Kirby’s Dream Buffet)

    • @TheRealSuperKirby
      @TheRealSuperKirby 5 месяцев назад +2

      Real

    • @playlikepig0550
      @playlikepig0550 5 месяцев назад +3

      ​​@@TheRealSuperKirby
      Super Kirby jumpscare.
      I have not seen your videos in a while, I should check up on your newer videos

    • @danielsantoro6332
      @danielsantoro6332 5 месяцев назад +9

      I don't think Failboat owns the turm "Cream attack" 😅.

    • @MrGiggles676
      @MrGiggles676 5 месяцев назад +2

      oph I'LL GET HIM NXT TIME
      BEAM AATTAOH---
      *sent to heaven*

    • @hollytheanimalcrossingfan
      @hollytheanimalcrossingfan 5 месяцев назад +2

      Another failboat fan, nice

  • @coneheadsilly
    @coneheadsilly 5 месяцев назад +4

    i absolutely lost it with the “W H I T E B E A R”

  • @MdnghtEther
    @MdnghtEther 5 месяцев назад +19

    1:10 omg did Mat Rows actually crack up a bit there? ik I shure did lol

  • @MELLVe2008
    @MELLVe2008 5 месяцев назад +12

    Someone: "This text is unreadable"
    Matt Rose: "Challenge accepted!!!"

  • @Pretzel.Pantry
    @Pretzel.Pantry 5 месяцев назад +24

    4:12 “Winers do what losers don’t want to do”

  • @Cyan-bm6sz
    @Cyan-bm6sz 5 месяцев назад +141

    0:10 WHITE BEAR!! 🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥

  • @blackqweenmars
    @blackqweenmars 5 месяцев назад +2

    1:59 Aw, the factory worker just needed someone to vent to, so he used the shirt as a diary🥺

  • @chericherries2536
    @chericherries2536 5 месяцев назад

    I always know my day is gonna be great when Matt posts

  • @oliviaedits_Og
    @oliviaedits_Og 5 месяцев назад +14

    I think my mum had a shirt when i was born that said “love bump, bum love ❤” 😍😍🤩🤩

  • @Bennythegamer1x7x9
    @Bennythegamer1x7x9 5 месяцев назад +7

    “honey mustrrd” Is just peak comedy.

  • @lucidart986
    @lucidart986 5 месяцев назад +15

    “I…feeling me crumble and disappear” me when I try to do surfing

    • @BoxOfToasters
      @BoxOfToasters 4 месяца назад

      Me when I boast about being able to surf but then thanos snaps his fingers:

  • @jouxlskaard
    @jouxlskaard 5 месяцев назад +2

    need the one that’s just a pic of a stuffed bunny and “I WANT TO”

  • @thatleniawolf
    @thatleniawolf 5 месяцев назад +4

    If someone got me that T-Shirt that just says FLOG i woud unirionically be overjoied.

  • @thehapagirl92
    @thehapagirl92 5 месяцев назад +9

    There’s a Japanese channel I watch that is all about bengal cats and they sell shirts with the cats on them. Some of shirts say “I love my wife”, “We are good boys” and “I am king” lmao. And one of the cats is underneath. A random “I love my wife” shirt with a random bengal cat under it is something a Japanese person would wear unironically and they would be none the wiser

  • @theakstonfeckless1600
    @theakstonfeckless1600 5 месяцев назад +21

    4:20 Matt Rose enters the town of Twin Peaks

  • @MadisonLi-pu9ee
    @MadisonLi-pu9ee 5 месяцев назад +6

    WE LEARNING ENGLISH THROUGH GOOGLE TRANSLATE ON SCHOOL COMPUTERS WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @clearlieme
    @clearlieme 5 месяцев назад +1

    Yesterday I was in Brisbane, QLD and saw someone wearing a shirt with a picture of a smurf and then just BUTTER written underneath taking up like a 3rd of the space

  • @LilcatSwoleBunny
    @LilcatSwoleBunny 5 месяцев назад +1

    that shirt essay reads like me venting to a mate and not giving a shit about all the misspellings. they can figure it out.

  • @Alapaloozalover2000
    @Alapaloozalover2000 5 месяцев назад +14

    1:15 Someone couldn’t hold his laughter in for much longer!😂

  • @TaigaCatOfficial
    @TaigaCatOfficial 5 месяцев назад +4

    Okay but like the “Have a knife day” shirt is actually pretty cool

  • @Barakon
    @Barakon 5 месяцев назад +17

    2:09 I love flog, I want flog.

    • @HelloIAmAnExist
      @HelloIAmAnExist 5 месяцев назад +4

      Yeah that's not a translation error, it's just our guy Flog

  • @DragonNexus
    @DragonNexus 4 месяца назад +1

    "Im such a "look at the moon" person" is a legit mood.

  • @stre4mX2
    @stre4mX2 4 месяца назад +1

    this needs a part two
    FUCK I JUST REALIZED