Imagine hearing “It’s nothing personal. I’m just doing my job. You understand that.” after getting beat into a pulp by some random dude while you were just walking on the sidewalk, minding your own business
*Batman beats the shit out of joker* "WHERE ARE THEY?" Joker: "You can't prove anything!" Batman: "I'm just doing my job, nothinh personal. You know that.
people try to insult it by using footage from the first interrogation in the game, even though the guy you're interrogating is an established terrible liar and the lines were delivered that way on purpose.
@@gotgunpowder That scene is so hilarious. If anything, the guy did a terrific job of acting like a "bad actor" lol. The face he pulls kills me whenever I see it.
This ones definitely one of the best. But the best for me has got to be when Cole accuses Ambassador Valdez of him screwing young boys out of nowhere. That had me shocked and rolling in laughter afterwards 😂
Jacob's face at the end like "Are you serious? After accusing me of those bullshit?" Then Cole still pulled out his actual evidence like "Sike! I have a proof!".
Man I wish the company that worked with Rockstar on this game didn't go bankrupt and out of buisness. We need more triple AAA style detective games like this, I vibe with this shit.
Meh. I'd rather leave the detective genre to the indie boys. They might not be able to afford the best voice actors or motion capture, but they tend to be more willing to take risks and experiment with the actual mechanics.
@@North_Dumpling Depends what you mean by "quality." If you mean "pretty graphics, famous voice actors, an orchestral score and a big old empty open-world map to go from point a to point b in with the occasional "random" event for you to get your shooty-bang-bang gun out for..." then yeah, most indies would struggle. If you mean novel and innovative game mechanics and a well-thought-out story, then Indies have got you covered. Obra Dinn remains a far better detective game than LA Noire, because its dev is a highly intelligent individual who enjoys messing around with mechanics and coming up with unique ideas that actually work that no AAA studio would dare taking a risk on.
@@peterclarke7240you can easily have both, you talk as if they're mutually exclusive bruh, you can have a stylized AAA game with an amazing story and good mechanics in a detective setting, why can't someone just want an AAA one?
I feel like Phelps was projecting there, and I am certain that someone, probably Donnelly, was watching from the other side of the glass with their mouth agape.
"You hated your sister! You hated her so much that you threw her in your oven, turned it on low to make sure that it took as long as possible then laughed! Then you ate her kids! Then her cat! Then her dog!" "No I didn't! I wasn't even at her place that day and you can't prove I was!" "It's nothing personal. I'm just doing my job."
"You fucking despised your mother. You thought she was a weak, fat ugly bitch and she made your life a living hell, so you stabbed her to death, played around with her blood and dissected her brain. Then you ate it. You ate it so you could take some of her shit-eating confidence. You ate it so you could taste her fear. You ate it because you are a disgusting fucking pig, Jacob." "I don't even like brain!" "Looks like I made a mistake."
"Then you pissed on her grave, had her family butchered and fed to her friends, and finally punched her family doctor before setting the hospital on fire! ......................But hey, nothing personal, just doing my job."
Imagine Phoenix Wright and Cole Phelps working side by side. Both using evidence to tie perps to the crime. Good cop and bad cop. Goofy and kneel before Zod.
The one I uploaded was funny and unexpected... This is just brutal and mean from Cole but what makes it funny is the fact he was dead wrong Oh MAH LORD... Imagine how awkward it would've been in the room after that. Ban Cole for sneak dissin reel tawk
I come back to this scene from time to time, to remind myself of the insult “weak, fucking sister”, because I don’t think I’ve ever heard it anywhere but this…
I love this one because Cole gets so passionate about it that he's actually nearly out of breath by the time he's finished, which makes it all the more hilarious when you back out of it.
To me, this is second to "The Consul's car" They're both just Cole being blunt and ruthless, in different ways. This one's sad in a good way, which is why I say it's second. But the first for me is just funny. It's literally just "You f*** young boys, Valdez?" The Consul's reaction before and after you bring out the evidence is also gold.
Игры
this game is terrible convince me otherwise
You fuck young boys, jason?
It’s not actually at all thanks for your opinion
@@StockTurboN20 It is. Thanks for your opinion.
@@nahuatl3092 wrong
@@nahuatl3092bruh
Imagine hearing “It’s nothing personal. I’m just doing my job. You understand that.” after getting beat into a pulp by some random dude while you were just walking on the sidewalk, minding your own business
Gotta shake the tree to see what falls out. 😂
you described a polite hitman.
Black moment.
@@shoddypeasant8762wtf does that mean?
*Batman beats the shit out of joker*
"WHERE ARE THEY?"
Joker: "You can't prove anything!"
Batman: "I'm just doing my job, nothinh personal. You know that.
I forgot how good the acting was in this game.
They used a lot of actors from Mad Men, one of the best TV shows ever.. its fair to say the castings crew knew what they were doing
people try to insult it by using footage from the first interrogation in the game, even though the guy you're interrogating is an established terrible liar and the lines were delivered that way on purpose.
@@gotgunpowder That scene is so hilarious. If anything, the guy did a terrific job of acting like a "bad actor" lol. The face he pulls kills me whenever I see it.
@@amphibeingmcshpongletron5026😂😂😂😂😂😮🥴😖😣
too bad for the shitty ending
My favorite was when I had like no evidence in an interrogation and the "accuse" went straight to "You f*** young boys?!" 😂
To be fair you were actually right to accuse him.
*ARE YOU A MADMAN?!*
@@UXB1000 This will cause an international incident.
So much better than this one. This one isn’t even funny
And the best part was the guy didn’t even deny it!
"It's nothing personal, I'm just doing my job you understand."
That felt pretty personal.
Look, someone calls you a weak fuckin' sister, you just gotta take it on the chin.
@@smellincoffee Take it on the chin?
@@marmik961 Keep a stiff upper lip. Roll with the punches. Etc.
Grin and bear it. Deal with it. Swallow your pride. Etc
Lmfao right 😂 i laughed so hard at that
This ones definitely one of the best. But the best for me has got to be when Cole accuses Ambassador Valdez of him screwing young boys out of nowhere. That had me shocked and rolling in laughter afterwards 😂
"You fuck young boys Valdez?"
The way he says it was just so matter of factly that it was just hilarious.😂
@@doomrider7”Are you a madman!?”
Even better is that he DID!
Also the way Cole smiles after saying that. He knows It'd piss Valdez off.
ARE YOU A MADMAN!!??
Jacob's face at the end like "Are you serious? After accusing me of those bullshit?"
Then Cole still pulled out his actual evidence like "Sike! I have a proof!".
I’m beginning to think Cole did it.
@@Happy.Thoughts. * picks up beer bottle when the murder victem was married to an alcoholic *
" would take a smarter man then me to connect that. "
@@GunSpyEnthusiast picks up a baseball at at a murder that has signs of blunt force on the body
"that doesn't give us much to work off"
This comment shouldn't be this funny lol
“… sorry, sometimes you have to shake the tree to see what falls out”
Like a beehive in animal crossing.
Man I wish the company that worked with Rockstar on this game didn't go bankrupt and out of buisness. We need more triple AAA style detective games like this, I vibe with this shit.
Meh.
I'd rather leave the detective genre to the indie boys. They might not be able to afford the best voice actors or motion capture, but they tend to be more willing to take risks and experiment with the actual mechanics.
@@North_Dumpling Depends what you mean by "quality."
If you mean "pretty graphics, famous voice actors, an orchestral score and a big old empty open-world map to go from point a to point b in with the occasional "random" event for you to get your shooty-bang-bang gun out for..." then yeah, most indies would struggle.
If you mean novel and innovative game mechanics and a well-thought-out story, then Indies have got you covered.
Obra Dinn remains a far better detective game than LA Noire, because its dev is a highly intelligent individual who enjoys messing around with mechanics and coming up with unique ideas that actually work that no AAA studio would dare taking a risk on.
@@peterclarke7240🤣🤣🤣
@@peterclarke7240Idk you can’t really compare Obra Dinn To L.A Noire those are two very different styles of Detective game
@@peterclarke7240you can easily have both, you talk as if they're mutually exclusive bruh, you can have a stylized AAA game with an amazing story and good mechanics in a detective setting, why can't someone just want an AAA one?
I feel like Phelps was projecting there, and I am certain that someone, probably Donnelly, was watching from the other side of the glass with their mouth agape.
“That’s how ya smite evil with the Sword of Justice, boyo!”
Meanwhile Rusty is next to him trying to not bust out laughing
Well, it would certainly explain certain plot developments later.
you, sire, have the best avatar. It's no suprise, I know you are aware of that.
Pretty sure it's a tactic to get the suspect emotional and confess in the heat of the moment of their anger.
I always loved how confident Cole is in his accusations even if he has no proof, he completely freaks out and tells the suspect what he thinks.
This game is a FUCKING masterpiece.
its a great game, i just think the DLC was rushed and awful and kills the pacing of the game
Emphasis on the FUCKING.
Emphasis on the fucking, not the masterpiece?
"I was checking the tyres... Nothing was took"
*Makes the guiltiest face possible*
Yes it's great at fucking
Nah, I still think "You f- young boys, Valdez?" is the best one.
ARE YOU A MADMAN?
"Nothing personal, just doing my job, you understand that?"@@lolusuck386
Nah, that's overrated.
@@danielbold6167bro deadass calling a random very short section of a game overrated just because he didn’t like it 😹😹 get a grip pal 🤦♂️
@@F3tz Who says I didn't like it? 🙄
Cole: Personally attacks Jacob with insane accusations about him violently bludgeoning his wife to death
Also Cole: My bad pimp
"You hated your sister! You hated her so much that you threw her in your oven, turned it on low to make sure that it took as long as possible then laughed! Then you ate her kids! Then her cat! Then her dog!"
"No I didn't! I wasn't even at her place that day and you can't prove I was!"
"It's nothing personal. I'm just doing my job."
"You fucking despised your mother. You thought she was a weak, fat ugly bitch and she made your life a living hell, so you stabbed her to death, played around with her blood and dissected her brain. Then you ate it. You ate it so you could take some of her shit-eating confidence. You ate it so you could taste her fear. You ate it because you are a disgusting fucking pig, Jacob."
"I don't even like brain!"
"Looks like I made a mistake."
"Then you pissed on her grave, had her family butchered and fed to her friends, and finally punched her family doctor before setting the hospital on fire! ......................But hey, nothing personal, just doing my job."
I never heard this one, I always nail the other guy first.
Fortunately, the "you fuck young boys?" accuse is great too.
its because he says it very casually.
like it's a conversation starter.
Shreds the suspect into pieces and grinds them to dust
"It's nothing personal, I'm just doing my job, you understand that"
Mother Christ, Cole, are you having a PTSD there? Sounds like someone had a helluva rough time with a woman in former days...
Judging how he cheated on his wife later in the game, yeah
Cole just traumadumps some plumber halfway through the interrogation 😭
@@kaltsssit I like to think this is part of the reason Roy actually likes Cole LOLLL
Fucking hell, some writer must've had a bad day when he wrote that dialogue. Probably caught his wife cheating on him or something.
Jacob's face at the end LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"Good God, man..."
The problem with this game is that it feels more realistic if you fuck up than if you actually succeed.
damn bro who hurt Cole so bad lmaoo
The war.
The way in which he accentuates “bitch” kills me. Is like Cole’s the one who hates her guts. Hahahaha
That felt very, VERY personal
I actually think it’s a more subtle writing to suggest Cole is unhappy with his marriage, and is projecting it onto others. Maybe it is personal.
Still can’t believe the same guy who played Dr. Fontaine is also the same actor that played Micah Bell that that man is a great actor.
Peter Blomquist really is great at playing villains
This ones good, but the best one was when out of nowhere Cole says: "You fuck young boys, Valdez?" That one had me dying
The biggest plot twist of this case is when you start getting that inkling, with convincing evidence, that it wasn’t him that killed her. Nostalgia!
Game was a classic Big Ups on the content pimp
Oh ma lorr thanks for the support pimp
Leaves and comes back 20 minutes later:
Alright your free to go we caught the killer...sorry.
Aaron Stanton is a goddamm national treasure! Truly underrated actor
most well-adjusted cop
Iirc the best accuse is during the consul car chapter
"You fuck young boys Valdez?"
That's the one in which he bluntly says "you fuck young boys?" Right?
I SAY WE BUST IN THERE AND FIND THE GOD DAMN EVIDENCE!
its either this or the "you fuck young boys, valdez?" line that takes the cake
I love the seriousness and heat of the scene, yet the relatively tame speaking. Not necessarily half-assed, just amusingly calm
The thumbnail is glorious.
Amazing memories. The laughing tears this game gave me when it came out are without parallel. I'm grateful.
Imagine Phoenix Wright and Cole Phelps working side by side. Both using evidence to tie perps to the crime. Good cop and bad cop. Goofy and kneel before Zod.
"...You're such a weak, fucking sister...!" * 10 seconds later * "It's nothing personal. I'm just doing my job"
I dunno, Rick...
Damn it's crazy how realistic the faces are
The devs used a special face capture technology called motionscan. So appropriate for this game as the facial expessions needed to be spot on.
That was oscar worthy performance right there
Old time detectives projected so hard I would have thought I was watching film being made
The one I uploaded was funny and unexpected... This is just brutal and mean from Cole but what makes it funny is the fact he was dead wrong Oh MAH LORD... Imagine how awkward it would've been in the room after that.
Ban Cole for sneak dissin reel tawk
I think this is as direct as dissing gets pimp
Captain, can we ban Phelps from the chat, he's been dissin' me all interrogation, real tawk.
It's so funny to pick lie then back out of it I cant remember if this was the right option or not but this is a gem
Sometimes you gotta shake the tree to see what falls out
I come back to this scene from time to time, to remind myself of the insult “weak, fucking sister”, because I don’t think I’ve ever heard it anywhere but this…
Jacob really didn’t deserve that but it sure was entertaining
Legend has it the actor who said all of that wasnt even aware they were recording.
the dude being interrogated sound like Michael McKean
This is glorious!
This game's facial capture is the best i've seen in games even today.
I think that honor goes to Valdez, it this is certainly up there.
27 stab wounds!
28*
@@mcdonalds_sprite1225 Oops. I tried to Google search to get the number, but it did me wrong.
“Looks like I made a mistake.”
Bill Duke: "You know you done fvcked up?"
I love this one because Cole gets so passionate about it that he's actually nearly out of breath by the time he's finished, which makes it all the more hilarious when you back out of it.
Just my job. You understand that.
Dudes face at the end 😂
Meanwhile Rusty just stands there completly silent
It's moments like this that made Cole seem like such a Mood Swinger.
This is why it’s best to pick lie for each question 😂
This Game is Legendary
"Sometimes you have to shake a tree to see what falls out"
Cole was so unhinged🤣
Damn bro I miss this game. The CSI games too. Why did they stop making such quality?
I love it how you have no control of Cole sometimes. 😅
Rockstar ( or the other company whoever was doing the motion capture ) all stopped and looked at Cole’s actor like “ you ok there buddy?
Sometimes you have to shake the tree to see what falls out.
This accuse is right up there with the accusation made during The Consulate's Car.
I pressed I'm feeling lucky, got to this video and let me say, lucky I was
The times this game fails are so hilarious it makes up for it.
the accuse you can make without the right evidence can be pretty unhinged
"It's nothing personapersonal, I'm just doing my job" I dunno cole, felt pretty personal.
Man
The fact that we wrongly convicted each of those murder guys still hurts
"By the way, you F young boys Jacob???"
"ARE YOU A MADMAN!?"
phelps: *destroys jacob's pride*
Phelps also: its nothing personal. Just doing my job. You understand that😭
"nothing personal, just doing my job" lmfao i just cracked tf up. holy shit. i gotta check this game out 🤣
You should definitely play it. Probably get for cheap too.
Insults and degrades him and his wife
"It's nothing personal. Just doing my job"
We still haven't had this facial animation this great in a game. Nearly 15 years later
It still holds up incredibly well after all these years
I just realized that that's Michael McKean, the actor for Chuck from Better Call Saul.
Damn Cole were talking about a murdered woman here 😂
When the facial animations or mocap are better than bethesda ever will be
Bro Phelps got the blood in him
the detective looks like he eats a lot of cheeseburgers and cheesy pizza
"Yeah I think accuse is the right option"
God i forgot how unhinged Cole gets in the accusations
Cole during questioning 🤔
Cole during accusations 🤬
And people say Phelps only swore twice in the whole game...
No, the best one is the one with that one diplomat.
“Are you a madman!? This will cause an international incident!”
"You give me information and I won't send you to imigration" - Cole Phelps
CHICANERY!
The best “Accuse”
Jesus's cole calm down
Jacob needs some Gay Frogs
Well that was a feckin 180
I had a good time playing this game. Did lose a mission or two, and the plot a time or again... but I enjoyed the journey :D
To me, this is second to "The Consul's car"
They're both just Cole being blunt and ruthless, in different ways. This one's sad in a good way, which is why I say it's second. But the first for me is just funny. It's literally just "You f*** young boys, Valdez?" The Consul's reaction before and after you bring out the evidence is also gold.
The voice Crack and all. I love this game man. Before live service terribleness
Don't know, sounded pretty personal. Lol
Every damn interrogation is so baffling
I just beaten this today, let’s just say, the ending pissed me tf off