Rebel Moon - A Dumpster of Fire
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- Опубликовано: 23 дек 2023
- Rebel Moon is a SPECTACULAR waste of time.
Rebel Moon Part 1: Child of Fire REVIEW
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At this point, lets just be happy we got Godzilla minus one and call it a year.
Best movie of 2023, no argument
One of the best movies ever
Bingo!
I’m ok with this
I mean, it's a shame we can't even rely on Hollywood to produce ANYTHING of substance anymore. 😕
The film felt like a fantasy RPG where you spend the first half recruiting your party but you don’t bother to go through each of your companion’s dialogue options to max out their affinity. Your only interest is that everyone looks cool and has good stats.
it was a bit old school retro like that, now that you mentioned it. :). What you wrote made me remember an old movie in space where they did just that, and they recruited a space cowboy that could make ice out of his utility belt, loool. I wish i could remember the name though, so since I can't i will say...very late 70 and 80 Sci/Fantasy.
Mass effect 😂😂😂
@@003milo Battle Beyond the Stars.
@@003milocould be Battle Beyond The Stars
@@slickrick646At least Mass effect had the awareness to point out that trope. Your allies I think in mass effect 3 point out to Shephard that they're lesser used compared say to Garrus.
It was nice of her enemies to let her sit there mourning her loss during that battle, very polite warfare.
🤣
As I started watching (Unaware of the name, trailers, etc), I seriously thought this was the first episode of a Series!!
Thankfully it wasnt
😱
It sure was. Polite warfare ftw... maximum dramatic effect.. gotta love those 🤣
@@vikassmoh boy I’m sorry to tell you man…but part two is coming. (And it will be even worse)
They have got the most advanced special effects technology in history, a virtually unlimited budget, and the rights to a highly recognized property with a huge built in following, and this is the best they can do? I am missing nothing by completely checking out from new movies and shows. Nothing at all.
I'll bet the girl who is the key to everything searching for the girl who is the key to everything turns out to be the girl who is the key to everything the whole time.
That is a really good guess.
She's going to have to kill her Dad in the end.....daddy issues.....
ok this was good, take my like button lol
Wheels within wheels. You are good at this.
There are too many men in your comment, replace please
I almost choked to death at "traveling via space vagina"
Can't unsee it now 😂😂😂
The added sound effect. 👍🤣
Guarantee you that sh^t was a deliberate choice.
You mean, you didn't see it immediately when you watched the movie? 🤔
@@christurk4261I know I did lol
@KindAssassin-jw4lr Please try to describe it, using ANY other description. Challenge level: Impossible
Im 5 foot 1 95 pounds . My man is 5 11, 185 pounds, he lifts weights 3-4 days a week and is a construction worker doing hard labor everyday. Imagine him needing me to save him in a physical altercation. Does anyone that actually spent any time with an actual man believe this .
My wife wanted to watch this with me. I said ok, but deep down I knew this would be a woke cringe filled movie. Mid way through the movie my wife looked at me and said "this is boring and cringe as hell". I fell in love with her even more!
This movie sucks but what’s woke about it lol
@@johnathanscott4187 the woman boss, the double crossing white toxic guy, the native American indigenous Turok wannabe, the soy boy guy who needs a girl boss to rebel, with the Antifa /BLM/lgbtq rebels... This was full of modern western wokeism messaging.
@@johnathanscott4187 The strong wahmen trope. The future is female. Wokeism started out as patriarchy feminism in women's studies departments (see Janice Fiamengo, Christina Hoff-Somers, Camille Paglia) and the "black feminists" (their name, not mine) decided that oppression had more than one dimension and intersectionality was born. The "women are the best and can do anything a man can do but better, if they weren't being oppressed by the patriarchy" philosophy is pretty foundational to Wokeism.
@@johnathanscott4187 anything that has any mention of non-straight people and anything where a woman beats a man is usually classified as "woke" by these people.
Congrats on using the bad woke movie to improve your marriage...
The only fun thing with this movie is me and my friends predicting the movie with 90% accuracy and laughing after whatever we said came true.
Gordon Freeman?
lmfaoo ...same here
Bruh, i did the absolute same!!!
had the same experience. "Charlie Hunman rats them out? Never saw that one coming, oh boy!" - nobody, ever. You can already predict Devra Bloodaxe will save the day in her return in the second part, which will be equally trashy.
We do fist bumps
Ridley: I'm gonna do a bad Napoleon movie.
Zack: Hold my soy latte.
😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
LOL
Ridley: I'm gonna make Napoleon a whiny incel that cries when attacked
Zack: yea? well...in my new movie, every dudes are pussies
Lol!
He literally steals the name, ship design, travel system, uniform style, and attitude of the big bad faction from Warhammer 40k and I am consistently annoyed when nobody brings that up
It was watchable but not a big fan, the protagonist is Gamora pretty much same background: Tyrant invades planet kills her family, adopts her and trains her to be a killing machine. The rest of the movie is Seven Samurai and it's funny how i had just finished watching the Japanese film a week before watching this movie.
DAMN! seven samurai is such a...magnificent something! 3 1/2 hours on endearing characters and plot twists that let me in awe in the3 edge of my seat
this is... a mediocre roleplay... a pretentious $20 RPG steam game, but is a movie
I spent all day watching Die Hard and Lethal Weapon. My wife’s exact words were “ I’m so glad we can still watch the good stuff”. My point is that just let them make garbage and fail while we all watch the classics.
What no Gremlins? It is a Christmas movie as well.
No batman returns??
Nothing beats the classics. 😎👍💯
A few days ago I watched Extraction 2, The Equalizer 3, and The Killer. All three were pretty competent and stylistically pleasing assassin movies. Point is, some new stuff is ok, and the makers of them are smart enough to know they shouldn't try competing with the classics.
the Killer is great@@vandalfinnicus1507
Even when Hollywood creates a “new” IP, it’s still little more than another derivative “reimagining” of a sequel or remake of someone else’s story … with another girl boss.
"I will make my own Star Wars with black jack and hookers" - Zack Snyder
They ripped off the imperial guard look.
They already have it’s called CGI woke hahaha put a chicken in it, make it lame and extra gay
@johnratfink7343 except worse, looking at the guns even the Guard get 1/4x optics on their lasguns
this was all just stolen from warhammer 40k
So Kora is Gamora from Guardians of the Galaxy? Evil millitant man destroys her home and adopts her to become warrior
Pretty much. The scene of her being taken by the evil admiral is similar to one in IW
It has so many warhammer 40K Elements, it's almost scary it's like Netflix wanted to beat Amazon to the Punch.
This felt like a TV movie you remember watching as a child and thinking it was good. Only to watch it years later and realize how terrible it really was.
Huh ? Stop embarrassing yourself , you dudes are going out of your way to try n trash this , you didn't even say if it was good or bad you just used a metaphor that doesn't make sense at all
I totally get what you mean, but even those types of movies have some value as in they weren't bombarded with subversive agenda propaganda garbage spew back then, where as now they not only suck but are also full of that so even said types of generic movies from our childhoods are amazing compared to this type of crap ya know.
@@soundboy7239It is that bad. Using metaphors is the only solace to talk about it.
Camp Rock
For me, that was "Night Of The Comet." I saw it when it came out when I was a kid. I thought it was great. Then I rewatched it, years later, when I was an adult. but as an adult, I couldn't believe that I liked it so much when I was young.
Can't believe Charlie didn't wanna do the Green Arrow but accepted to be a part of this.
Is he famous for his choices?
well, he would end up being DCEU green arrow and seeing how this universe ended he didn't lost much either ..
On a different note, if Ubisoft ever wanted to do an AC: black flag movie I think he'd be a perfect Kenway
Isn’t it weird how everyone from the movie spoke highly of the story yet nerdy geeks online who only has a hardon for Star Wars but also shits on them can’t understand actually a very simple but also deep movie LOL
I literally spoke with some of the actors and designers etc at the premiere at an after party in London and they were genuinely proud of what was made. Also speaking to people that I watched it with they also liked it, people I know also like it
It’s just odd that the main people that has such issues but not only has issues, they actually appear to be bitter about it that what’s said becomes hateful ramblings of nonsensical criticisms when in fact if they look at the top 20 viewed Netflix movies, similar nonsensical ramblings could be said about them, but they don’t cause it’s not in the geekosphere
Man, the worst part about geek movies is the fuckin ‘fans’, you all come across so freaking entitled it’s actually disgusting. I’m not even just talking about this movie, most movies you just gather together online and shit away and moan and complain about other people, it’s fucking weird
The guy that did flash in Smallville Santa to play Green Arrow now and i think is perfect, he looks like him, and even practiced with the bow
Hey, atleast we got both the Daario Nahaaris together
I didn’t even realize it was a gay bar. The movie was impossible to stay awake for.
Snyder blended everything together from so many things and it turned to be faceless and souless. He took so many things from so many fandoms and proved he is a visual guy first, writers and creator last.
As proven by his painfully slow motion jumping and combat scenes - which doesn't contribute anything to the story.
snyder really an expert on baiting many fandom
@Koopyspappyoh stfu, the prequels are still better than the new trilogy and this movie combined. That trilogy gave us Darth maul, hot padme and Obi Wan Kenobi.
@@dde.0snyder might just be the greatest con artist of our time, he keeps tricking studios into giving him money to produce slop over and over again
Zack Snyder needs someone to direct him. He has a unique style but Christopher Nolan remains the better director
I saw this movie 40 years ago. it was called Battle Beyond the Stars (basically the Magnificent 7 in space) . Done ten times better for 1/100th of the budget.
Done ten times better
Can't believe you kept a straight face whilst writing that!
Battle Beyond the Stars was utter rubbish!
Rebel Moon's not great and has a whole bunch of problems but it ain't that bad!
Snyder cult?
Tru😂
I have to agree. As cheesy as BBTS was, it was enjoyable. Rebel Moon was boring, moody pretentious shite with a large pricetag
OMG Battle beyond the Stars! Great B movie. Go John Boy.
The storyline reminds me of A bug’s life…the ant went out to recruit warriors so they can protect their harvest and stop being exploited by the grasshoppers 😂
That storyline originally comes from Seven Samurai. The Magnificent Seven also used that storyline. You should check them out, they're both great movies.
Charlie Hunnam's accent is fine, he sounds like he's from Belfast, the problem is his voice is very monotone, like pretty much everyone else in this movie.
I knew it was going to be trash going in but Snyder went above and beyond. He's evolved into something truly worthless. How much slow motion can a movie have?
MauLer definitely ripped it for this and said there’s even a moment where ZS interrupted a slow-mo sequence to do an even slower-mo part!
Cost-efficient production. 20 minutes of slow motion correspond to 120 minutes of real time. 😂
All of it. The sad part is. It's bad slow mo. If he's gonna do it he should have hired the people who did the slow mo for dredd. Then at least it would look pretty.
Saves $$$$$ slo mo😊
In Snyder's multiverse, as slow as possible. Over 2 hours of just slow motion jumping over the ridge for dramatic scenery. Unfortunately, even Zack Synder realizes it is way too stupid. 🤣 🤣 🤣
Space Lesbians saving the universe? Yeah, that'll happen. What are they going to do, complain their way out of trouble?
Now now, lesbians also destroy anything man builds and then complain about men when their own ideas fail.
Be fair.
it should be called Scissor Wars
@@SiccDeville I think I got that reference. Hopefully.
@@SiccDeville LOL!!!! Two thumbs way way up!!!! I laughed out loud at Scissor Wars
- Cheers
@@SiccDeville LOL
I wonder if one day all this will end, and we can all get back to enjoying fun escapist films.
It felt a lot like "Bugs Life". Also, the opening scene shows a giant ship traveling through a rip in the universe, and that seems like an easy way to get food whenever they need it. I thought it was well filmed and the characters were well acted. Also cool to see the two actors from the GOT character. This video nails it.
And it was an exact remake of the magnificent 7.
@@LemurKrazy*7 samurai
You forgot the poor horses with turtle shells on their faces that were supposed to be an otherworld species, but were just horses with turtle shells on their face.
AND the super huge, killer, dreadnought warship, that a single man brings down by jumping on it and hitting it with a stick.
Lmfao I'm over here thinking he took down a random gunship, but nope.... 😂😂😂 this movie is laughably horrendous in every way
Also Sofia Boutella passing UNDER that same falling ship with a run&slide...while the ship was at least large like 30 meters...what a slide that was! :DDDD
I don’t think that was the dreadnought
That wasn't the big warship they came with. There is a final scene where the defeated commander is brought back on that ship, revived and talks with the Emperor.
Yeah, but that was a BIG stick!
The movie is perfect for Christmas. So many people get depressed over this season, so watching this gives them hope that their lives aren't as bad as this movie.
this was a nice movie
i think al the "critics" is just jumping on the bandwagon of hating this movie
this was a rejected SW universe flick
so just watch it with a mindset of starwars movie
and personally this was better than the crap disney craps out lately
@@DeGalleryAhsoka is better than this TRASH. And Ahsoka isn't that great to begin with
🤣 Awesome
I like that 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@DeGallery Nah! Short-haired females (trying to look tough), "people of colah" in film trailers or posters nowadays is a not worth watching sign.
So many exact lines from Star Wars were used ..'he's not for sale' 'I'm looking for information' in the bar scene..so many characters look alike from a number of sci-fi movies..what is it are they running out of ideas or do they just steal every thing these days including lines and plots...I was expecting so much and it delivered so little.
The asian fighter condemned revenge just for the main character to use revenge as a selling point to recruit the general later, make it make sense. It's like he took every trope from space movies and fantasy and mashed them all together. The thief turning on them was predictable. I had no Idea what was happening at some moments. Like the bad guy smoking space pot to be sucked on by some octopus being, what was the point of showing us that? Being plugged in the matrix to get into a zoom call with the evil guy... I don't mind characters all having different backgrounds if the story made sense and there was some character development. I agree with the others who said that the android story was more interesting,
I think we are about to enter a new renaissance just based on the fact that art has become so terrible and uninspired every novice looks at it & thinks "I could do better then that!"! They have set the bar so low that it would be more of a challenge to do something worse!
It certainly inspired me to pick up the pencil and sketchbook again.
@Alec_Kablam
"Bread and circuses" (or bread and games; from Latin: panem et circenses) is a metonymic phrase referring to superficial appeasement. It is attributed to Juvenal (Satires, Satire X), a Roman poet active in the late first and early second century AD, and is used commonly in cultural, particularly political, contexts.
In a political context, the phrase means to generate public approval, not by excellence in public service or public policy, but by diversion, distraction, or by satisfying the most immediate or base requirements of a populace, by offering a palliative: for example food (bread) or entertainment (circuses).
Juvenal originally used it to decry the "selfishness" of common people and their neglect of wider concerns.[ The phrase implies a population's erosion or ignorance of civic duty as a priority.
This phrase originates from Rome in Satire X of the Roman satirical poet Juvenal (c. 100 AD). In context, the Latin panem et circenses (bread and circuses) identifies the only remaining interest of a Roman populace that no longer cares for its historical birthright of political involvement. Here Juvenal displays his contempt for the *declining heroism* of contemporary Romans, using a range of different themes, including lust for power and desire for old age to illustrate his argument.
Juvenal here makes reference to the Roman practice of providing free wheat to Roman citizens as well as costly circus games and other forms of entertainment as a means of gaining political power. The Annona (grain dole) was begun under the instigation of the aristocratic popularis politician Gaius Sempronius Gracchus in 123 BC; it remained an object of political contention *until it was taken under the control of the autocratic Roman emperors.*
Did you know that all of the US's "Elected" Presidents have been descended from King John of England, a descendant of Holy Roman Emperor Charlemagne?
Only Ford, Nixon's temporary replacement, was not "elected" into the Oval Office as President.
Did you know that Capitol Hill (one of seven hills upon which Washington, DC sits, like Rome) was originally called "New Rome" and owned by a man named Francis Pope?
History is going to echo once more in the next few years. "God Emperor Trump" (as some people call him) will return to the White House to stop the spread of Marxist ideologies (THE MESSAGE) and bring order to the West.
What is the “7 Mountains Mandate” (Dominionism/Dominion Theology)? Supposedly there are 7 “mountains” of global society-Arts and Entertainment, Education, Economy, Family, Government and Military, Media and Religion. (Note: The US voting machines are called “Dominion”.) According to this false teaching, by conquering these 7 “mountains”, the Kingdom of God will be established.
Reverse psychology is a technique involving the assertion of a belief or behavior that is opposite to the one desired, with the expectation that this approach will encourage the subject of the persuasion to do what is actually desired.
Hollywood, along with Liberal MSM, Corporations and certain politicians assert Marxism, the opposite of the desired goal of religious Fascism.
EXACTLY. The beautiful films that will come from this horrible period will be worth it.
Maybe, maybe not. Art isn't always lucrative and is ridiculously difficult to get into the big leagues with. I say this as an artist.
The music industry is the same. They are smothering the true creative artists, like Courtney Hadwin, while promoting the boring and mundane. There really does need to be a serious shake up in the industry.
Take a sip every Kora make a flat face and pass it off as stoic and cool like Ahsoka did.
i just downed the bottle to get it over with
You would just end up drinking continuously for 2 hours...she litterally NEVER changes expression...
watching actresses trying to be stoic is so painful
It's just cringe.
Zero credibility.
Were you already drunk when you tried to type this?
I understand why no one interferes when Tarak is dealing with the griffin, because there is a bet. Why the hell no one interferes when Nemesis fights the mother spider. The fist physics law of Rebel Moon is "Do not interfere with the show off of a character!" And after making great effort in gathering great heores, those great heroes did shit at the end. It was like really shitty jazz concert, where all the musicians play great solos one after another, but there is no music played together.
I sat through that, i was embarrassed for everyone who made that hot mess for sure. It's just terrible.
The part where Katniss Potter leapt through the air screaming "The Spice Must Flow!" right before she kicked Darth Sauro-mort over the edge of the cliff, had me literally in tears.
"the part" comments are so fucking cringe just stop...not funny at all
Cause you are the arbiter of fucking cringe and it all revolves around you….. can you people get damn thesaurus
@paulgrangergranger8256
Nah. You spent a decade calling these people names, it’s not going to “stop” things you don’t like, anymore.
Humour is subjective, btw. I don’t find any schemer, funny, but to you, it may be a real knee slapper.
Stale meme
Those lightsaberwands are so cool I must have one!
Do you know what would be interesting? To have a character recruited by some charismatic plucky rebels to fight against a galactic empire only to find aa the story progresses that the empire isnt evil and that the e plucky rebels are in fact a bunch of murderos terrorists and the main character has to figure out where there loyalties truly lie.
Now that would be an interesting nuanced story I would love to see.
It would have been genius if they had made Rey Palpatine the villain in Star Wars. It might not have redeemed the franchise but it would have been something new.
The empire is evil they legit destory worlds, or were you too busy picking it apart to enjoy it
@@bigbutte5804 Were they though? It was so confused - the "honorable" King, Queen and Princess were (supposedly) killed and the "Evil regent" took over - but then they have preambles and flashbacks that shows the empire was already doing this same evil shit before the royal family were offed. It makes no sense.
Hey, I actually enjoyed this film, but my god is was dumb as a sack of hammers. I really can't see the "Snider cut" somehow miraculously making this anything much better. I don't really understand why people would love on Fifth Element and hate on this though - they are both equally as dumb, confused and full of terrible acting and dialogue.
@@Beer_Dad1975 Hold up, Fifth Element was funnier, more creative and more colourful than this overly dark derivative of half a dozen science fiction stereotypes.
@@K05H Multi-Pass.
Critique is Right on. Just saw this movie and it brought up the emptiness that Clive Owens movie Last Knights left me with. No soul, no spirit, no conviction. Just scenes spliced together. Impressive critique.
As soon as I saw the trailer for this I knew exactly what this was going to be all about.
Trust me, this breakdown is a 100x more watchable than the show he’s breaking down for us.
1000x
Trust me I suffered through it even thinking it'd be terrible going in and was still letdown.
Agreed.
²
Might as well be breaking down the Democratic ideology of how they want the world to be operated
@@chucknorris2418 yeah agree... I was so bored for the entire time... Snyder has no idea about pasting... One thing that surprised me was how bad every fight scene was... I mean, he got few nice fight scenes in his movies earlier so why now it all looks so retarded?
just finished watching and it feels like it's a Warhammer 40k fan film from someone not that into 40k... that's the best way I can describe it.
I mostly had the same experience, I liked it. The lightsaber / power swords should have only their blades heat/light up, the mechanics otherwise don't make sense.
And the Bloodaxes look like House Orlock from Necromunda.
@pjsines4705 the whole little rag tag group was basically rogue trader
@@oswaldfeurst5247 the knock-off bolters, the costume designs for the 'spacenazis' the Latin-esque names they use... it's just a 40k fan film, I wouldn't be surprised if games workshop lawyers are going crazy right now, we all know how they are with copyriting.
The space-travelling, planet-devouring galactic empire wants food from a super-tiny village stuck in the stone-age barely visible from orbit, made exactly as much sense than the idea that the village fighting them back.
LMAO! This review was hilarious as well as right on target! Got back in town last night and saw this "show" being promoted upon login. Like you, was interested the first 30-40 minutes and then.....OMG! I gave it the thumbs down about half way through, but decided to watch the remainder. Sooooo many of the things said in your review were exactly things I was thinking while I watched!
You know it is bad when a side story droid has more character and soul than the lead and her companions.
Well it's also classic Star Wars. This one had less screen time but was even more interesting than any Star Wars droid. Half of this movie are star wars references.
@@nikolaush3414 Id go a step further and stay this movie is entirely derivative of a much worse version of star wars. This is what disney would produce if it decided to reboot SW:OT
@@leborhal7450 Well there is admittedly an ultra masculine female lead - which is basically a requirement for any Disney movie - I am just hoping she won't turn out to be lesbian. I guess she's also somewhat ethnic... sigh. I mean ok if she is lesbian I will never watch this again, not because there's anything wrong with any sexual preference in real life but because it's such a ridiculous over-represented trope at this point. Brainwashing.
Yo facts! Which is no wonder why I was so interested in that robot.
That "space battleship Yamato" looks like it was taken straight from the game X3
The ship in that game was much smaller (more of a corvette) but the similarity (while not perfect) is uncanny.
Wouldn't be surprised if they stole the asset
Perhaps they used AI for everything - AI using pre-existing images / art to create new art....
This felt like it could have been one of the spoof movies from Tropic Thunder, only we got to watch 2.5 hours of it and not get to laugh.
Didn’t even notice that those two guys are the 2 guys who played Dario Naharis in GoT until you pointed it out 😂😂😂😂
Drinker says “magnificent 7” and Nerdrotic says “a bugs life.”
I’m over here wondering why folks always forget Seven Samurai…
Gary named that film early in this one too.
Because it's copying so many movies and video games. Seven Samurai, Magnificent 7, A Bugs Life (maybe), Battle Beyond the Stars, Star Wars, Mass Effect, Halo, Dune, John Carter, Avatar and who know what else.
They all got it from Seven Samurai.
“Unfortunate… but predictable.”
- Brainiac
Spot on…btw, how’d the bad guy get a perfect set of teeth back in the end?
This review was so good, first one I've seen of yours. Great job!
As a South African please accept my apology for the awful South African characters 😂
Another strong independent wahmen who’s the key to everything. Exactly what I’d expect from Netflucks…
I'm so tired of it. Us girls want real strong characters like Ellen Ripley and Sarah Connor.
I'm at the point now where if I see a female lead in an action film, I'm avoiding it. 99% of the time, the character is written as a male, they act male, they're stoic, linearly driven, use violence like men, etc. And their backstory is almost complete exposition.
It's so trite and derivative. I dont care how visually appealing or action-packed the story is.
Women are simply not interesting to watch in these kinds of roles.
@LordRykard9376
You know what’s coming. A chick who acts like an 18 year old dude with a chip on his shoulder. 80% chance she’s gae, even higher if she has any part of her head shaved.
BUT she is also hyper intelligent, skilled at everything, physically superior, and morally infallible, and of course, a “pAwAfuL LeEdAh”, at the age of 19, or god forbid she’s 40+..
*female Jesus has ascended*
She will mainly use these unearned gifts to belittle men, while delivering strong far left wing messaging.
@@LordRykard9376 They are not even written like men, they are written like villains but the plot treats them like heroes.
"Making his version of Disney Star Wars".
Ouch, that is a insult within an insult!
Other than 300, Zack's best films are his superhero ones. From Watchman to the JL Snyder Cut, it seems like that's the best genre he fits in. This one and his recent zombie movie didn't do so well.
I got to the scene where the lead girl is a kid and her homeworld is attacked and the ruthless military genius who rules the universe puts her gun under his chin to kill him or whatever the hell is happening and I just couldn't any more. I went and watched 4 episodes of Reacher instead.
A friend of mine watched this horseshit before the 4th episode of Reacher. I told him I was offended
Sounds like Thanos and Gomorrah !!
@@kirkpatrick7475 it was exactly like that.
@@Degarth It also reminds me of the mandatory "flashback scene" in Pacific Rim 2 where the generic tough girl's family was wiped out by a kaiju that just so *happened* to surface where they were.
Reacher season 1 is fire, season 2 is a bait and switch girl power series. It is dogsh!t.
this movie was like clicking between 12 bad sci fi movies on TV every ten minutes
My sister watched this movie and these ''strong female characters'' made her cringe so hard, especially the combat scenes, my sister is 1,93m and she know full well that no matter the training, she won't be able to fight a 1,70m guy.
Take the Seven Samurai and do unspeakable things to it, flush it down the toilet, go to the sewage plant and make sure it never gets recycled and there you have a perfect description of this…. Can’t even call it a movie, this thing.
Funny thing is; I could only manage about an hour of Rebel Loon, but I have already watched this review twice and had infinitely more fun.
you cant even watch this..its brain damaging...and in pretty sure, its intended
As someone who uses Ai for work, you get used to how Ai writes things. And this movie has that in spades. I am pretty sure this movie was mostly written by Ai. I would explain why it feels like so many other movies and the complete randomness.
I made the comment that they fed the dialogue of 3 or 4 great movies into the AI machine and said "Have it".
Give me 10 ideas for a space scifi fantasy movie. now elaborate on # 7. Now revise it with a big plot twist. okay, cool, now make it 5 chapters long and write it in the form of a script with the main characters as women and the men are pussies. thx see you in two months. 👍
With AI just being a good search engine. Not surprising if it comes out AI wrote this horrible movie.
Yes. Im convinced "AI" is just a direct connection to social media.
We've had derivative, incompetent, woke movies for a lot longer than we've had "AI". Zach Snyder himself is a "machine" that churns out bad stories, and the feminist tropes that permeate this film have been par for the course in Hollywood for over a decade. When the most important considerations for your media are identity politics and leftist messaging, the plot and characters always suffer. It does resemble the uncanny valley of AI generation, but the sad truth is that this garbage is entirely the product of reprehensible real people.
Zack Snyder: "You heard it correct Steve...it should look like a vaGiNa"
VFX guy: ....
The spiderwomen and charlie's character had a real hardship. That were the 2 relatable characters.
Watched this. Felt like I was watching the cliffs notes of a much larger potentially very cool universe. Characters and plot lines with not nearly enough attention or time given. This ones for the tictok generation.
This is kind of how I felt after watching it. Like it was way too much squeezed into too little time. Leading to vocal exposition instead of visual.
yea really I think Snyder needs a serious writer to work with him. Sort like it was with Sucker Punch, he can shoot scenes but everything is shallow and unoriginal cause he refuse to work with actual writers.
I dont normally abandon movies 20min in but this one was an exception.
I did it in 10 minutes.😅
When the woman was plowing a field, hit a rock, and then, instead of moving the rock out of the field, she plops it down 5 feet away in the exact spot she's going to need to plow ten minutes later, I knew I was in for a crapfest.
I tried to watch Thor love and thunder last night. I couldn't watch anymore after 10 mins. When I saw Thor dressed as Serious Sam and acting the Fool, I was out!
@@Hedgehobbit yeah that opening scene set the tone. i knew then what i was in for but persisted. it was the skinny woman taking on 8 burly armed men that made me switch off.
That was around the time I started to laugh like a madman...so I decided to keep going...I wasnt disappointed by the amount of "parody fun" I got in the end...
The Martin Short bit with the village had me wheezing. Thank you so much.
I watched it 🏴☠️in French, found Kora soulless, thought it was because they used a poorly skilled voice actress… but maybe her character really was poorly written…
Anyway, 10 years ago, I would have loved this movie… today, I find it… entertaining 💁🏾♂️
What amased me the most about the "farmer chick" in the beginning she hit a rock and man did she struggle to move that small rock 😂😂😂and then she goes and kills giys not twice her size but 3 times her size and flip them over......
Basically the strongest object that is her weakness are rocks , when you fight her just throw rocks at her .
Maybe she had all the makings of a varsity athlete just not that of a rock star.
@@vinnynj78 lol
I used to love women warriors in movies but these new woke washed female leads kill me
Noodle arms McGee is 5 foot nothin’, and 100lbs and nothin’. Taking on 6 South African Giga-Chads ain’t nothin’, but a 15lb rock in the middle of a field is her Kryptonite.
LMAO
@@toothgrinder2760 telling me and the funny thing is I am South african and South african blokes aren't to be messed with likely 🤣
When you're super excited to watch Gary completely eviscerate a movie you've never even heard of until you saw his thumbnail.
Gary was being an idiot. This movie was good.
@@WinWin-oo4uk Keep telling yourself that.
@@WinWin-oo4uk lmao no it was a mess.
@@Msmithjonesraven Have you seen the movie❓
@WinWin-oo4uk
Why would I watch something that isn’t made for me!?
I didn’t see any 6’3” 280lb Aussie Vikings in the trailer, so no chance I could relate to it anyway. I can’t “see myself”.
The first and last Dario. Perfect.
"We need a Beast hunter that hates clothing". "Are there going to be any Beasts?" . "No, but it's the kind of friend I never had". lol
The scene where Carrie, Miranda, Charlotte, and Samantha finally open a bottle of Amasec that they found in Mordor was everything I wished for. ”Mr. Scott, beam us up!" as Han Solo would say.
😂😂😂😂
"You're hired!" - Kathleen Kennedy
They have to become a gay trans woman(or man) first though. (Disney gets a tax break when they hire LGBTQ+)@@visceralpsyche
“Someone we could defend with our lives” as if men need women to defend them or that women could defend anything was hilarious and typical intersectional feminism. What was even more typical was an ad for a Nicole Kidman movie where her opening lines stated how she doesn’t want to be a child bearing woman who raises a family.
Nicole Kidman is more barren than a screening of Aquaman 2, she isn't bearing anything.
That's probably a good thing - she's a washed up old hag
Not wanting to be a mother shouldn't be considered feminist.
Put a chick in it and make her gay....that's the next story line....
@@billybarnett9518try being pro people instead of this divisive crap. Men and women compliment each other, each one’s abilities play off the other.
I watched it and i did like it up to around 20 min in...then i was wondering why the hell the imperium went to a Farming village with 30 people in it and not to the city? After that it didnt get any better. Cool effects tho. Shame every other Scene was in slow mo.
Now I understand why Warner brothers didn't want him
It was like putting your favorite fandom movies into a jar, shaking it up, emptying it onto a plate, pouring some disney+ (on steroids) over it, slapping it on the ass and sendng it on its way.
Such a mess!
Accurate.
Yep, it may say 'Zach Snyder', but it's got 'Kathleen Kennedy' written all over it.
i literally was laughing when the "space nazis" showed up. So cartoonish.
What's not to like? The main villain looked like Jim Carry in dumb and dumber and Matthew McConaughey in blackface riding a griffon. I laughed through the whole thing. I only hope the next one is just as funny.🤣🤣🤣
"and Matthew McConaughey in blackface riding a griffon."
LOL...I didnt realize that until now...completely on point! :DDDDDD
(yep...the only positive outcome of this movie are the many laughs...I had the same reaction too)
Black face? So in addition to complaining, now you're reaching? I guess send the cancel mob after Snyder! Lol
@@billybarnett9518 Exaggerating, yeah, but the joke being made is in line with how corny this movie was.
That entire scene had barely any setup. Were we supposed care about this oiled up male model and his bird friend avataring in the sky with rousing music as if we're witnessing something primal and historic? We knew sfa about him and had no reason to care, yet it's presented as something that's had an episode of backstory and this was the payoff.
@@BillOhio73 I love corny movies.
I tried to watch it three times and fell asleep three times. i guess if i drink 20 Red Bull and consume 5 gram Cocke i can make it barely to the end.
You reviews are by far the funniest thingbon the net. Thank you.
👍👏
Now that the Snyder Cut fever dream has passed can we finally admit that Snyder is a decent music video director that got promoted way above his ability. Snyder can only make a good movie when it is already written and illustrated for him even then his batting average isn’t great. He has always been an edgy nihilist that’s why it’s impossible for him to create an inspiring movie and characters like in Star Wars. If you were hyped for this movie that is your cross to bear.
Netflix told him to make this version for more people, then he gets his directors cut that's reported to be 4 hours. Clearly not his fault if he's told to cut it down. Same as it was with justice league, the Snyder cut was 10 times better
He's so overrated
His only skill is making Government propaganda flicks as long as they are under 15 minutes and include 3hrs of virtue signaling.
I won't even give Snyder that. He's a terrible film maker all around. He has no talent whatsoever.
I agree.
The man hit his peak around the time 300 and Watchmen came about. And while I could make an argument that Man of Steel was the last good movie he made, he was well on the decline.
Ironically but with perfect timing,one of Coras’ incomprehensible monologues was interrupted by an ad featuring Robert Oppenheimers’ baffled and slightly distressed face 🥺
Can they not even make their own names up now, Belisarius? that's a Warhammer 40k mechanicus dude.
This movie also had a lot of Warhammer 40k "inspiration" ripped out and plucked into their world. Having so many different franchises so obviously taken and shoved together takes you out of it when you see stuff that looks like a design an AI would make if you typed "Make (Insert series) esque ship." into the prompt. I could be miss-remembering but I also swear they had something that looked similar to the bolt guns as well from 40k.
yep looks like he is not a fan of warhammer but if he was/is. he would roast this show much more..
The editing on these videos is always so good I sometimes can't tell which jokes are edited in and which are actually part of the movie. Did the wormhole taco ACTUALLY look like that?!
We're reaching Babylon Bee levels of confusing reality and parody here.
Yes, that is straight from the film.
Me too, then I saw it in another review and thought that looks like a thingy! Giggling to myself.
Yes, I cracked the fuck up 20 seconds into the movie.
I thought I was the only that notice he took somethings from Battle Beyond the Stars. But the only differences was the characters in Battle Beyond the Star was fleshed out. Loved Nemesis. I wish we could learn more about her.
you forgot to add that it was sooo important to save a space amish village but the destruction of a whole planet where the rebels were hiding was totally fine 😂😂😂
I watched this on Christmas when I had free time. I came into it with an open mind and was really hoping it would be good.
Visually it was stunning. Characters looked cool, costumes were unique, landscape/setting looked like cool/unique, the advanced technology was unique and intriguing, and the robot was very interesting.
That being said.. the movie just sort of sucked. I’ve never felt less attached to characters that I’ve watched for two hours. I’m going to be honest I couldn’t even list most of their names if asked and today is the 27th. I am not even 48hr removed from watching and I genuinely don’t remember any names. The characters that were introduced were very cool.. but my lord you have to get us attached aor provide some backstory/character building moments that we can bond with them or learn about them to then either like or dislike them. They literally had the amazing griffin riding scene and then Turok did NOTHING the rest of the movie. They talked about general titans for half the movie, pick him up and then he literally does NOTHING. Swordswoman has a unique fight scene with the visually stunning spider woman.. and then I believe I saw her kill 1-2 people the rest of the movie and I don’t even think she had another line??? You can’t introduce people in bad ass ways and then just make them nonexistent the rest of the movie?! That made no sense to me. Why did you have me rooting for turok (sp?) and then he was just nothing the rest of the movie.
All they had to do was either provide some humor to get you liking the characters or just provide some backstory or side mission type moments to get you to like them… I mean think about when they did it right with avenegers. They had all sorts of little side plots or character beefs/romances going during the movie. Hawkeye and black widow are by far the weakest avengers and they wrote them in some great side story’s and moments that make you like them…
To recap.. visually stunning, enjoyable to watch if you’re bored, zero character development or attachment. Visuals 9/10, movie 4/10, characters/plot 1/10
Pretty much exactly how I feel. WTF happened man. I'm still confused days later.
Yeah if there's one thing that's actually still good about some modern Hollywood movies it's the cinematography; even The Last Jedi had some pretty great moments in that department. Nearly everything else however has gone to shit, and the end result is usually you walking out two hours and $30 later saying "it was okay but it feels like it could have been a lot better."
You just saved me a couple hours and muscle pain from repetetive eye rolling, thank you!
That was me the entire movie. Like what the hell happened to Snyder
I just don't understand why stories with good strong female leads never get adapted. Book series like The Lotus Wars or The Blood Heir have strong female characters that do awesome things, but aren't perfect, make mistakes, lose fights, struggle, learn new things, have male characters who aren't defenseless or useless, and don't have the female lead with no justification take on a dozen guys by themselves and girl boss it and the time that it does happen it's well earned or makes sense in the context of the universe, i.e. they had a power or took a drug. It's extremely rare though and comes with a cost, it isn't treated like a "Yass girl slay" kind of thing. Blood Heir even goes a step further in removing the girl boss power from the female lead - don't want to say exactly what happens in case anyone happens to be reading the books.
I think you answered your own question...
check out "Blue Eyed Samurai"
It's not about making money or good stories. It's about virtue signaling, box-checking and pitting americans against each other. They keep making this trash because they are exactly what the revolution wants.
I am not interested in good women lead shows. Hollywood has done 213 in a row. Sick of the Panderverse. Done with it.
@@aloodena5196Wtf no, Blue Eyed Samurai is the wokest piece of shit I've ever seen, absolute "message" riddled cancer
Hmmmmmm little girl being the only survivor of her whole planet being genocided and then being raised as the ultimate soldier by the man that alaughtered her people. Someone really liked early mcu with thanos lol
Didnt mind the movie, had a shit ton of flaws. Felt like I was watching the storyboard of a series of really cool ideas and amazing visual directing, but no substance and they forgot there was supposed to be an actual plot there. Zack desperately needs a writer to help him bc his writing is lackluster, and its barely even that. I do think the calling the Princess Issa the "girl who's the key to everything" without knowing anymore context is disgenuous bc everyone loves characters like Luke, who, at first, was seen as the "boy who's the key to everything." And Kora being well trained is not a bad thing, bc again, everyone loved Black Widow in phase 1-3, and she had no powers yet were beating dudes much bigger than her bc she was more skilled.
Nice behind the scenes intro, Gary. I was expecting a 10 men crew in a large hall with cardboard made backscreen, glad i was wrong.
no mate it's a man in his cupboard full of toys
Damned it now I want the 10 man crew in a hall ffs!
does anybody know what camera he uses to record the videos?
Allah Akbar
I thought Rebel Moon was OK, but not great. However, you need to remember that I paid actual money out of my pocket to see Battlefield Earth in theaters, which became my example of a truly bad movie. Rebel Moon is uninspired, and it rips off better stuff from movies such as various Dune movies and The Magnificent Seven.
And Inglorious Besterds opening scene
@@cruzanassassin So I am not crazy when I thought that scene was just the Hans Landa scene but much much worse?
@@ethanchoi7036 exactly 😂
It kind of starts off decent but then mostly falls flat. Kora is ok but not great, the villain is decent but not really that memorable, most charismatic character(and most famous?) Was probably Kia but then he's killed
My Family and I watched Rebel Moon casually at a Saturday Evening. Instead of actually watching it we roasted the shit out of the movie 😂
The robot's horns costume is a copy of the principal character in Sweet Tooth and Rudolph the red nose reindeer.
Thanks for watching this so we don't have to. Merry Christmas Eve!
I just love the fact that we live in an era where people can live their childhiid fantasies. You know, you can make a movie that is based on your inner 5-year old who lists all the cool things he likes in the 10 previous movies that he saw. Only downside is that we as an audience have to watch them.
Or,
We don't🤷
You don't "have" to watch them. That isn't even a downside.
The downside is, the genre I love, no longer exists.
Rebel Moon looks like one of those mostly forgotten B movies from the 80s scifi/fantasy craze, something like Arena, Krull, or The Last Starfighter. Except 40 years from now no one will remember Rebel Moon as much as the three just listed.
It's not that bad a movie... I actually enjoyed it and I can be very critical. Maybe I've just got used to watching a load of crap... heheheh
I did enjoy this critique though as it was pretty much spot on. Damn it, you changed my mind. It WAS a load of crap! I can't wait to watch the 2nd one! lol