Rebel Moon Part 2 - The CRINGEgiver | Zack Snyder's WORST Film

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  • Опубликовано: 21 апр 2024
  • Rebel Moon Part 2 (of a 6 Part Trilogy) The Scargiver, not to be confused with Rebel Moon Part 2 (of a 6 Part Trilogy) The Scargiver Director's Cut, is AWFUL.
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  • @dforeigner
    @dforeigner 21 день назад +2133

    What baffles me is knowing Netflix cancelled shows like mindhunter for budget issues and then spends millions in dog shit like this

    • @odtheman1
      @odtheman1 21 день назад +173

      Call me a schizo but mindhunter was canceled because it was getting to close to the truth about mental illness

    • @claudeyaz
      @claudeyaz 21 день назад

      When you are free sometime, could you please elaborate on the details of your statement? I'm curious about your personal thoughts..interesting theory..but im curious of your details.​@@odtheman1

    • @and__lam1152
      @and__lam1152 21 день назад +18

      Wait .... there was a Rebel Moon pt. 1?

    • @rebelwolfofmibu
      @rebelwolfofmibu 21 день назад +118

      Mindhunter definitely deserved another season

    • @sjundemartelaere
      @sjundemartelaere 21 день назад +26

      Just wait until the Village People show up to increase the ESG score.

  • @flowsilver-valhallagc
    @flowsilver-valhallagc 21 день назад +2129

    Him saying he only listens to friends with the same opinions described Hollywood so well.

    • @jeffreyspinner9720
      @jeffreyspinner9720 21 день назад +57

      As the money evaporates, we'll see him crying asking us to help him out like all the out of work writers now making cry baby tic tocs.

    • @flowsilver-valhallagc
      @flowsilver-valhallagc 21 день назад +40

      @@jeffreyspinner9720 You think so? I expect the "fans suck, muh modern audiences" approach. We'll see. 😁

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight 21 день назад +8

      Describes every clique

    • @flowsilver-valhallagc
      @flowsilver-valhallagc 21 день назад +7

      @@n4ughty_knight That must be boring cliques. Wouldn't wanna be part of those.

    • @CaptnJack
      @CaptnJack 21 день назад +17

      and the Left in general...

  • @robertthompson5701
    @robertthompson5701 19 дней назад +180

    Lol, 160 million people watched it for free, yet Snyder thinks that his movie earned $1.6 billion? This dude is on so many drugs

    • @doga2677
      @doga2677 17 дней назад +8

      Netflix cost 8 dollars per month

    • @Darkstar_Dayne
      @Darkstar_Dayne 16 дней назад

      ​@@doga2677People aren't buying a subscription just to watch this dogshit

    • @user-dm2nx4yu5o
      @user-dm2nx4yu5o 16 дней назад +14

      For free??? You do realise what subscriptions are right??

    • @christianvondruska8244
      @christianvondruska8244 13 дней назад

      ​@@user-dm2nx4yu5o No one bought Nextflix for Rebel Moon lol.

    • @floweralligator
      @floweralligator 13 дней назад

      @@user-dm2nx4yu5othat subscription covers the entire netflix library not just “box office” for rebel moon. So its basically free

  • @user-us8wu6fn3u
    @user-us8wu6fn3u 20 дней назад +228

    they always write the feminist girl boss as the "key to everything"... and we are so bored with it

    • @mrrodriguezHLP
      @mrrodriguezHLP 19 дней назад +11

      Also, watch enough UFC, and you know that in no reality is a wisp of a woman beating up ANY fight trained grown man. It's not even a matter of skill, it's just strength weight and leverage. A cheetah cannot take down anything bigger than itself.

    • @burtknighten4438
      @burtknighten4438 19 дней назад +2

      ​@@mrrodriguezHLPyeah but still a woman at same height and weight couldnt compete. Its more about having 100× tje testosterone in your body

    • @Jeffrey314159
      @Jeffrey314159 17 дней назад +1

      Exactly!

    • @Jeffrey314159
      @Jeffrey314159 17 дней назад +1

      Exactly!

    • @seanperdue4881
      @seanperdue4881 17 дней назад +5

      "Mary Sue 7: Quest for the McGuffin"

  • @LoreChaplain
    @LoreChaplain 21 день назад +774

    When your Star Wars pitch is so fucking bad that even Disney Lucasfilm tells you no.

    • @ArmyWolves
      @ArmyWolves 21 день назад +13

      😂😂😂😂

    • @DirkusTurkess
      @DirkusTurkess 21 день назад +41

      Rare Kathleen Kennedy win.

    • @ultrademigod
      @ultrademigod 21 день назад

      Not enough gay chicks

    • @paulmurgatroyd6372
      @paulmurgatroyd6372 21 день назад +18

      He can't even get the damn frame in focus half the time. Basics, Zack.

    • @cristinawilligs
      @cristinawilligs 20 дней назад +2

      why wouldn't they, this is what they were doing during the last 10 years

  • @kenshiro-lycus3050
    @kenshiro-lycus3050 21 день назад +1858

    Please stop giving Hack Snyder money!!!! What a disaster!!!!

    • @theunknowncommenter725
      @theunknowncommenter725 21 день назад +22

      *Zack Snyder
      And it will be much worse to give Netflix any money.

    • @kenshiro-lycus3050
      @kenshiro-lycus3050 21 день назад

      @theunknowncommenter725 I called him Hack Snyder, which is what he is!😎

    • @aroh100876
      @aroh100876 21 день назад +68

      On the contrary my friend, keep giving him money. Lots of money. The more money Hollywood loses, the faster it will burn to the ground.

    • @duketogo_g13
      @duketogo_g13 21 день назад

      @@theunknowncommenter725 POS Snyder, you mark

    • @sergiokaminotanjo
      @sergiokaminotanjo 21 день назад +7

      Lmao it is free on Netflix bro...

  • @robertthompson5701
    @robertthompson5701 19 дней назад +39

    "We must move the grain into the village so they can't shoot us from orbit."
    What the actual fuck?

    • @DarkTider
      @DarkTider 17 дней назад +14

      Later in the movie "lets shoot them from orbit!"
      "What about the grain?"
      "eff the grain!"

  • @eisader
    @eisader 18 дней назад +37

    The look of this movie is just awful. The CGI and the costumes are so unreal and terrible, its unbelievable. Movies 80 years ago looked far better.

    • @steelyphil4859
      @steelyphil4859 4 дня назад +1

      Could say this about a lot of modern movies

  • @sylance777
    @sylance777 21 день назад +367

    My favorite part of Star Wars, A New Hope, is when our heroes are traveling to Yavin 4 after escaping the Death Star and Han sits everyone down and says, "Okay, here's my backstory, I'm a scoundrel, can't be trusted, and..."

    • @I_SuperHiro_I
      @I_SuperHiro_I 21 день назад +101

      Can’t be trusted, and……I’m a gay black trans woman.
      - Netflix A New Hope

    • @cristinawilligs
      @cristinawilligs 20 дней назад +27

      the best part of that trip was chewie playing chess with c3po that's all the backstory i need

    • @Robertsmith-un5cu
      @Robertsmith-un5cu 20 дней назад

      That’s very clever.

    • @jason6473
      @jason6473 19 дней назад

      😂

  • @MrTobi013
    @MrTobi013 21 день назад +174

    Zach, just because people wanted the "Snyder Cut" of the Justice League...it doesn't mean you have to do that with everything.😑

    • @pegeta
      @pegeta 21 день назад +17

      "But it's all I got!"

    • @MrTobi013
      @MrTobi013 21 день назад +7

      @@pegeta apparently so.😆

    • @Kzaks
      @Kzaks 20 дней назад +4

      He can't. It's his name to fame 😂

    • @klausroxin4437
      @klausroxin4437 10 дней назад

      This intended director's cut with release date allready known before the "normal" version is out are just cheap ways to produce remakes.

  • @asura48
    @asura48 20 дней назад +64

    "Stack up the grain so they wouldn't shoot us cuz they want the grain", note to self never let zack snyder write anything ever

  • @analicious94
    @analicious94 20 дней назад +36

    Zack Snyder is that one kid from elementary school that tries to be edgy and thinks the other kids are laughing with him and not at him, but no one has the heart to tell him the truth

  • @tannhausergate7162
    @tannhausergate7162 21 день назад +703

    Imagine if Snyder had immediately quit the industry after Watchmen. He would have had a proper legacy. Now he is synonymous with awful filmmaking.

    • @theunknowncommenter725
      @theunknowncommenter725 21 день назад +55

      Still better than Rian Johnson.

    • @JordonPatrickMears11211988
      @JordonPatrickMears11211988 21 день назад +8

      Nah, because even that film has haters. The only one people will admit to enjoying and even then they'll still hate on it because of Zack is dawn of the dead. And they only seemingly enjoy that because James Gunn (their god and savior of movies) wrote it, not knowing it had been rewritten afterwards by 2 other people for more character development and other things. People will hate on Zack for slow mo, but if you go look at the new deadpool trailer everyone is fawning if the slow mo in it.

    • @sebastiansap1359
      @sebastiansap1359 21 день назад +33

      What about 300? I loved that one

    • @Windows11Sucks
      @Windows11Sucks 21 день назад +11

      ​@@sebastiansap1359Adaptation of a book. Not original.

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight 21 день назад +3

      He has a legacy in slow mo.

  • @makatron
    @makatron 21 день назад +417

    Spaceships, energy weapons, and the world didn't have a single combine harvester for all the grain?

    • @janminglee3004
      @janminglee3004 21 день назад +21

      They brought the guy back alive..

    • @CaptnJack
      @CaptnJack 21 день назад +52

      @@janminglee3004 They had a hover cart, but drawn by an animal, and used sythes.... inconsistant

    • @makatron
      @makatron 21 день назад +13

      @@CaptnJack the most inconsistent tech use

    • @AB-ln2py
      @AB-ln2py 21 день назад +10

      @@CaptnJackI think they tried to go for Firefly feels... wild west in space.

    • @IcicleFerret
      @IcicleFerret 21 день назад

      Clearly, in this village, fossil fuels have been banned to save the environment. Because they're the good guys. And to emphasize the bad guys are bad, their ships run on coal. (Or so I'm told. I haven't bothered to see it.)

  • @cryeredd7563
    @cryeredd7563 19 дней назад +26

    aint no way 160 million people would watch rebel moon if it was 10 bucks each. i only watched it because it was free.. .and i was playing a game while i did so. completely forgetable

  • @seanfoltz7645
    @seanfoltz7645 20 дней назад +21

    There's a problem if she's called the Scargiver - you only get a scar if you survive, meaning this chick sucks at killing people if so many folks who fought her lived to show off having a scar from her.

    • @diegogutierrez1997
      @diegogutierrez1997 17 дней назад +3

      Genuine question, did my brain just shut off from boredom or the whole scar giving thing was just bogus? I can't remember her giving a scar, besides Noble.

    • @seanfoltz7645
      @seanfoltz7645 11 дней назад +1

      @@diegogutierrez1997 As with everything else Snyder, you're dealing with grade/mid-school "wouldn't this be kewl if..." mentality - I'm thinking that's as deep the thinking of "Scargiver" being her nickname went.

  • @Rodrigokdo
    @Rodrigokdo 21 день назад +262

    "if you take the movie script and put it on your windshield it will allow you to park in handicapped spaces " Alex from Angry Joe

    • @Sandersss57
      @Sandersss57 21 день назад +8

      I was dying the whole spoilers section lmaooo

    • @tabithathompson1872
      @tabithathompson1872 21 день назад +2

      That's a good one 😂

    • @nathanstewart3329
      @nathanstewart3329 21 день назад +2

      Going there now

    • @Saint5Jimmy
      @Saint5Jimmy 20 дней назад +9

      “It’s probably going to be really hard for her to leave the ship!”
      “Actually it’s going to be super easy, barely an inconvenience!”
      -Ryan George probably

    • @Black_Sheep_0213
      @Black_Sheep_0213 20 дней назад +2

      @@Saint5Jimmy Can't wait!

  • @Huckleberry42
    @Huckleberry42 20 дней назад +81

    Can't believe this is the same director that gave us 300.

    • @FRESHSFREEZERS
      @FRESHSFREEZERS 17 дней назад +4

      LOL.Only First Zombie "DOWN OF DEAD" GREAT It Only GOOD Critics Review.👍.
      N 300, Watchman, MoS All 3 Movies Got Mostly Negative Mixed Reviews.
      N 300 3 Times Watch STILL Didn't Like It OK Booring Slow🐢Movie.

    • @fabiobonetta5454
      @fabiobonetta5454 14 дней назад +16

      Miller gave us 300. He adapted It competently

    • @Ryan125y
      @Ryan125y 8 дней назад +1

      That was back when he was only a director. The more control he gets the bigger the turd.

    • @bradley8258
      @bradley8258 7 дней назад +6

      The only reason 300 was good was because it was completely comic accurate. If Zack Snyder had been responsible for the story direction it would have been just like this movie. Dogshit

  • @joshg.6315
    @joshg.6315 18 дней назад +12

    I saw someone say the story for these movies was just A Bug’s Life but set in space and it turns out they were 100% right 😂😂😂

  • @craigcarroll3303
    @craigcarroll3303 20 дней назад +16

    Titus: the wheat is our greatest weapon. Atticus: we don't need the wheat. So exactly what is the point of this?

  • @riothead1240
    @riothead1240 21 день назад +342

    My friend told me to watch rebel child fire moon 1 a few months ago. He said he has everything I love. I called him after the first hour and verbally abused him for 20 minutes for telling me to watch it.

    • @stevenldoe7838
      @stevenldoe7838 21 день назад +58

      The second hour you show up at his house for physical abuse?

    • @Red_Boar
      @Red_Boar 21 день назад +3

      😂

    • @DeadwaveCarrier-oc1wo
      @DeadwaveCarrier-oc1wo 21 день назад +9

      ​@@stevenldoe7838As long as there were traces of emotional abuse sprinkled in, OPs friend will have likely learned their lesson, hopefully.

    • @switters8679
      @switters8679 21 день назад +18

      I read this and immediately thought this is an example of great friends. The recommender who purposely mislead his friend into watching a dumpster fire, and the mid movie response of the OP who recognized their bullshit. Thanks for sharing

    • @MagnumPopeye
      @MagnumPopeye 21 день назад +6

      Then not learning from his mistake told you to watch Rebel Moon Part 2 - The CRINGE giver

  • @rotkev
    @rotkev 21 день назад +130

    “Well, I want to use The Spice, but I can’t. How about….The Grain!”
    -Zack

    • @dcmbassi
      @dcmbassi 21 день назад +22

      License Al-Gaib!

    • @Fluffycat998
      @Fluffycat998 20 дней назад +3

      "Power over grain is power over all"

    • @user-ku8yi5to4f
      @user-ku8yi5to4f 19 дней назад +1

      Sounds SO pathetic

    • @SavageGameHawk
      @SavageGameHawk 13 дней назад

      Snyder must have been snorting all the spice to have made this dog 💩

  • @hanimahoui8339
    @hanimahoui8339 19 дней назад +17

    The dog shitting in Gary's garden in slow motion perfectly encapsulate this movie.

  • @inline6BEAST
    @inline6BEAST 17 дней назад +10

    Why is there ALWAYS a war lord of some kind, who ALWAYS seem to keep the daughter of a family or village or planet that they decimated...weird fantasy 🤔

  • @RobertKir
    @RobertKir 21 день назад +1089

    Zach is delusional if he thinks more people saw his rebel moon shit than Barbie....

    • @CCCCC40
      @CCCCC40 21 день назад +37

      They probably did. It was free on Netflix. Netflix has 300 million subscribers. Why wouldn't people watching for free when there's nothing else on. At current ticket prices only 67 million people saw barbie. Probably less because at my theatre it's over $20 a ticket. Rebel moon 2 sucked so bad I couldn't even finish. Doesn't mean a lot of people like me tried to watch it. Doesn't mean it was bad.

    • @M-S_4321
      @M-S_4321 21 день назад +18

      Zach just believe$ what the people paid to tell him he's a genius tell him. Becau$e he know$ they're $incere.

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight 21 день назад +10

      I kinda really liked Rebel Moon's premise. It reminded me of early Star Wars and old sci-fi animes. The only real issue I had with the movie itself are the horrible characters. I can't even remember a single one of them besides Jimmy.

    • @andrewtaylor940
      @andrewtaylor940 21 день назад +12

      REBEL Moon 2 hit the same time Dune 2 became available digitally. Which do you think more people streamed?;

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight 21 день назад +5

      @@andrewtaylor940 At least Dune 2 had a cool ass bucket

  • @The_Primary_Axiom
    @The_Primary_Axiom 21 день назад +156

    I didn’t last 20 mins in the first movie. After I saw another female boss lead with a clueless man following her around like a lost puppy I turned it off. Lol

    • @theGruber
      @theGruber 21 день назад +15

      I made it to the bar scene before my brain started melting. How anyone could stomach the whole movi or even worse, both movies, is beyond me.

    • @BristolMatt
      @BristolMatt 21 день назад +7

      You and others here are smart enough to know beforehand that these films hate us, so why do you even try to watch them? Stop giving them your money people.

    • @and__lam1152
      @and__lam1152 21 день назад +3

      Wait ... there was a Rebel Moon pt. 1?

    • @Shineinpoverty
      @Shineinpoverty 21 день назад +6

      I loved it how "clueless" untrained female farmers took guns for the first time but then shoot the dummy flawlessly.
      I could not hold myself from standing out and screaming on top of my lungs, wahman stroooonk.

    • @Valen-mh9fh
      @Valen-mh9fh 21 день назад

      ​@@ShineinpovertyTBF, shooting a stationary target with a gun for the first time isn't that hard. As long as you can control the recoil which it didn't look like they could.

  • @imthebestthingsinceslicedr5400
    @imthebestthingsinceslicedr5400 20 дней назад +9

    That part where the villian brought an orchestra with bags on their heads "priceless"
    Only thing was missing was him pulling Neosporin out of his pocket then say "you cant scar me anymore!"

  • @colebrandt9302
    @colebrandt9302 16 дней назад +5

    160 million people watched it for FREE and still said it sucks, if I'd watched it for free, I'd still want a refund Lol

  • @luster5497
    @luster5497 21 день назад +276

    People saw rebel moon because it’s basically “free” on Netflix, it’s actually worthless. Views doesn’ translate to theater sales count. “Wonder why part two didn’t get a theater release?”

    • @DeceiverIX
      @DeceiverIX 20 дней назад +6

      Yep. I get Netflix in a package, I would never pay for it on its own. Watched it because it was there...

    • @natel7382
      @natel7382 20 дней назад +5

      @@DeceiverIX Yea exactly, the metric snyder uses doesn't mean ish, if he said netflix got 100 mill NEW subs because his release he might have a leg to stand on, but really saying 33 percent of the users watched the movie isnt the W he thinks it is.
      Also, can we call Rogan for not actually bringing certain things up with certain guests, old Rogan would have called him on that stupid stat, new rogan loves that stat.

    • @luster5497
      @luster5497 20 дней назад

      @@natel7382
      Well, Snyder did say he only talks to people who say good things about him, Hey, he got Netflix to paid for another bad movies, I could respect that. Still a shitty movie nonetheless though

    • @opin74creative
      @opin74creative 20 дней назад +1

      They knew it would bomb so didn't bother.

    • @StardomSauce
      @StardomSauce 20 дней назад +2

      Quick maths. If you watch one piece of content a day on Netflix and you watched Rebel Moon, you basically paid $0.23 to $0.51 for it. (depending on your subscription)
      Snyder removing that context alongside the effort of going to cinema just assume that each viewer would pay 20 times more and visit the theatre for the movie they watched on Netflix.

  • @jonugent42
    @jonugent42 21 день назад +106

    Rebel Moon is just Star Wars, Seven Samurai, and Inglorious Bastards slapped together poorly and without any of the heart or creativity of any of the 3 previously mentioned films.

    • @johnathansanford8206
      @johnathansanford8206 18 дней назад +2

      And still better than any of the Disney Star wars movies.

    • @Taxthechurch
      @Taxthechurch 18 дней назад +6

      @@johnathansanford8206it legit isn’t. You just have a hate for Disney.

    • @johnathansanford8206
      @johnathansanford8206 18 дней назад

      @@Taxthechurch and you just have a hardon for Disney. My opinion vs your opinion. My doesn't matter to you, yours doesn't matter to me. Piss off and move on.

    • @DaaClaptain
      @DaaClaptain 18 дней назад +1

      youre commenting this on a channel that knows what the perfect show would be but never makes it. Just keeps crying how we shouldnt watch these shows then proceeds to tell us how he watched it. Been doing this for years at this point. Guy isnt even orginal in his being a hypocrite.

    • @jonugent42
      @jonugent42 18 дней назад +3

      @@DaaClaptain I don't believe any of these folks have ever told us not to watch anything.

  • @reaversix2798
    @reaversix2798 19 дней назад +7

    Rebel Moon Part 2 was so bad I quit midway, its just trash.

  • @theeddytor3490
    @theeddytor3490 21 день назад +95

    i just asked one of my female friends about these two movies, she said if you ever want to torture someone to puke out government secrets, make them watch these 2 movies. they will not only give away government secrets but will get brainwashed completely.

    • @haywood5302
      @haywood5302 19 дней назад

      I want to meet this chick. I'm already in love with her. Can you clone her? How about a photo spread? A web site?
      Anything......

  • @Redeye308350
    @Redeye308350 21 день назад +160

    "The girl who is the key to everything " is officially a trope now

    • @G-regTaylor
      @G-regTaylor 20 дней назад

      So?
      ‘The boy who is the key to everything’ has been a trope for decades.

    • @Gaiden-Shinji875
      @Gaiden-Shinji875 20 дней назад +5

      @@G-regTaylor So?

    • @G-regTaylor
      @G-regTaylor 20 дней назад +1

      @@Gaiden-Shinji875 so what’s OP’s point.
      People just inventing reasons to be angry these days.

    • @Gaiden-Shinji875
      @Gaiden-Shinji875 20 дней назад +9

      @@G-regTaylor He said it's officially a trope now, the same way you responded saying it was the same for boys in the past. No anger detected in either comment 🤷

    • @G-regTaylor
      @G-regTaylor 20 дней назад

      @@Gaiden-Shinji875 ok so why get involved?

  • @chadakoin1
    @chadakoin1 19 дней назад +4

    Geez. How about a "Thelma and Louise" remake with Lizzo and She Hulk? Gonna need a 75 Eldorado, also. Netflix has no imagination.

  • @fellowninja
    @fellowninja 16 дней назад +5

    Zach Snyder is the reason there's no DC universe

  • @draxrdax7321
    @draxrdax7321 21 день назад +338

    The moment that broke me and couldn't stop laughing was the one when they were shoveling coal into the Warhammer 40k space frigate's engine

    • @melissaholleron719
      @melissaholleron719 21 день назад +57

      Right! WTF is that all about? Combustion engines in space? Would there be enough coal in the universe to power just 1 Dreadnought? It's so stupid!

    • @marcogenovesi8570
      @marcogenovesi8570 21 день назад +55

      This is Space Coal. Just like the grain from the moon is SPace Grain

    • @melissaholleron719
      @melissaholleron719 21 день назад +16

      @@marcogenovesi8570 ahhhh now I get it..no...no I don't 😆 🤣

    • @stevenscott2718
      @stevenscott2718 21 день назад +34

      @@melissaholleron719 no you are missing a very important problem. While fuel supply is an imporant problem there is a second fuel supply that keeps getting forgotten... Oxygen those coal generators need to burn oxygen too, so does the crew.
      WW2 submarines(diesel) stayed mostly on the surface so the crew didn't suffocate from running the engines, a spaceship doesn't have that option half the ship would have be coal bunkers and oxygen tanks.(mostly oxygen but at least that can be compressed.)

    • @expatxile
      @expatxile 21 день назад +20

      Space coal is sustainable as fuk

  • @markhester6556
    @markhester6556 21 день назад +589

    The Eclipse last week was more enjoyable than this. 🤣

    • @neonemptiness8152
      @neonemptiness8152 21 день назад +11

      This cost the same as something good 🙁

    • @jkdbuck7670
      @jkdbuck7670 21 день назад +17

      The morning after Taco Bell would be more enjoyable

    • @chickenpit9991
      @chickenpit9991 21 день назад +7

      Even the Eclipse movie featuring Robert Pattinson is more enjoyable than this😂

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight 21 день назад +4

      Can't wait for Eclipse 2

    • @BetaRayBill32
      @BetaRayBill32 21 день назад +11

      It was also dark but at least everything was in focus.

  • @ADBVoiceActing
    @ADBVoiceActing 18 дней назад +5

    I started watching Rebel Moon 2 but got all the way to the part where they trick the flight directors on the battleship to let them land because they had wounded on board. It was at that point that I became exhausted from the absolute absurd ridiculousness of the whole thing. This film is truly the biggest piece of shit I've ever tried to watch. I'm glad I didn't finish it.

    • @fireboy1996
      @fireboy1996 17 дней назад

      Shortly after that the evil guys start their preparations to launch their massive cannon at the village/planet. Guess how the massive cannon aboard the super technical space ship is operated? By a hand crank.

  • @Zethonring23
    @Zethonring23 17 дней назад +3

    Amazes me that Snyder has come so far despite being one of the very worst storytellers in the business, just sad thinking about all the great talent that never got a shot, and those whose careers ended after 1 flop. Snyder makes disaster-after-disaster and still gets $150m+ movie deals, tells you all you need to know about Hollywood

  • @CarlWheatley-li5qn
    @CarlWheatley-li5qn 21 день назад +55

    Slow motion refilling a water flask is peak Snyder.

  • @chanceguenther5605
    @chanceguenther5605 21 день назад +103

    He said 10$ a ticket. What F***ING theater is that???

    • @DeflatingAtheism
      @DeflatingAtheism 21 день назад +2

      I think he meant that’s what the studio gets after the theater takes their share.

    • @danelynch7171
      @danelynch7171 21 день назад +10

      Adult ticket at my local is $12.

    • @aldunlop4622
      @aldunlop4622 21 день назад +1

      Plus they only get half, if that.

    • @ReplayActionSports
      @ReplayActionSports 21 день назад +4

      What’s a Theatre??

    • @Tazyizan
      @Tazyizan 21 день назад +2

      moran does math, ignores the fact that most people pirate shit movies why pay for garbage !

  • @the13nth25
    @the13nth25 16 дней назад +5

    They try to make us sympathetic to someone who killed a child in cold blood, wow!

    • @user-cv2xn8qr4t
      @user-cv2xn8qr4t 7 дней назад

      Right had they not betrayed her she would have stayed loyal to them. She didn’t come to her senses and try to escape with the child

  • @endovault8003
    @endovault8003 17 дней назад +6

    My god. This looks terrible.

  • @curbnug3487
    @curbnug3487 21 день назад +664

    After the BS he pulled on Geek and Gamers. I love to watch Zack fail

    • @theunknowncommenter725
      @theunknowncommenter725 21 день назад +26

      I still will defend him as saying it was a misplaced statement at the worst possible place.
      I think he's a great director, but is objectively bad at public speaking.

    • @grandarkfang_1482
      @grandarkfang_1482 21 день назад +182

      ​@@theunknowncommenter725 no, he isn't.

    • @TT79-
      @TT79- 21 день назад +25

      Just so you know.. If that had gone the other way, all these guys would be making videos about the virtues of Rebel Moon.

    • @narem1092
      @narem1092 21 день назад +2

      hotspot hate? lmao

    • @dread1102
      @dread1102 21 день назад +87

      ​@@theunknowncommenter725 he is a good director, but terrible writer. His best movies are based on previous works

  • @Senior-Donjusticia
    @Senior-Donjusticia 21 день назад +81

    At this point I’m thinking “grain” is a euphemism for a VERY hardcore drug that only grows on that little moon. It’s the only way I can TRY to make this stupid film make a lick of sense.
    And it STILL doesn’t make sense!

    • @TheKageRyu
      @TheKageRyu 21 день назад +28

      "The Grain extends life. The Grain expands Consciousness."
      "The grain allows the folding of space necessary for space travel."

    • @TheWolfXCIX
      @TheWolfXCIX 21 день назад +12

      The grain must flow

    • @imantsjansons5009
      @imantsjansons5009 21 день назад

      @@TheKageRyu Right. The Grain opens the space vagina ;)

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro 21 день назад +12

      "What's in that box?"
      "Grain."

    • @Six_Gorillion
      @Six_Gorillion 20 дней назад

      Pretty sure it's just grain. Space nazis are hardcore vegans and value organic pasture raised grain more than life itself. That's the lore.

  • @Blanca-John2266
    @Blanca-John2266 17 дней назад +3

    I think that Synder should've made Rebel Moon a series instead of two films... it given him a chance to flesh out the story & characters... it might've been a better product... But, no matter what, I thank Nerdrotic fir saving me from watching either film...

    • @vinayak90417
      @vinayak90417 14 дней назад

      The actors were sooo bad..I don't think he cn pull off a series with these below average so called " actors " lol

  • @devendullarwar8555
    @devendullarwar8555 19 дней назад +5

    Zack Snyder is the most overrated director of all time ! , he butchered man of steel , made garbage like dawn of justice , then crap like army of thieves and now this bs , why do ppl even watch his movies ?

  • @Curbs-tr1zx
    @Curbs-tr1zx 21 день назад +81

    "He keeps his scar from the scar giver as a reminder that the person who gave him the scar is the scar giver” lmao😂 better writing than the entire movie lol.

    • @nicholaswilkerson501
      @nicholaswilkerson501 19 дней назад

      lol that is not even why haha he kept it as a badge of something he survived and he explained if he captured her it would make it more glorious for his promotion. i mean at least watch the movie.

    • @burtknighten4438
      @burtknighten4438 19 дней назад

      ​@@nicholaswilkerson501no

    • @Curbs-tr1zx
      @Curbs-tr1zx 14 дней назад +1

      @@nicholaswilkerson501 I could but I don’t have brain cells to spare on these movies anymore tbh.

    • @SavageGameHawk
      @SavageGameHawk 13 дней назад

      Ahahah I died from this comment 😂

  • @MeggaMann_theBlueLion
    @MeggaMann_theBlueLion 20 дней назад +29

    Video games gone to crap. Movies gone to crap. I find myself watching RUclips more than any other form of media these days.

  • @GeodudeSpitsFacts
    @GeodudeSpitsFacts 11 дней назад +2

    Zack Snyder thinks that every person who watched the first part on netflix would be willing to watch in the theaters. Completely delusional. I'm glad he doesn't have anything to do with DC anymore.

  • @cdelmain
    @cdelmain 20 дней назад +4

    I cannot get over a spaceship powered by coal. I know it is Titanic and Star Wars rolled into one for the Hollywood crowd. Only they (not all) but most are dumb enough to believe a spaceship can be powered by coal.

  • @draxrdax7321
    @draxrdax7321 21 день назад +450

    Heavy-metal watering flowers and picking up dog poo... that pretty much sums up Zack "Shlomo" Snyder's recent work

    • @CanonMatters2Me
      @CanonMatters2Me 21 день назад

      Dont get the Shlomo reference, Snyder is Catholic.

    • @GalvinW
      @GalvinW 21 день назад +8

      I wonder if the slow motion was done on purpose to make the movie longer

    • @VioletDeathRei
      @VioletDeathRei 21 день назад +12

      I mean the grain from this one farm is shown to be more important then entire planets so much so they literally won't attack you so as not to hurt it.
      There are kids whose parents don't love them like these people love that grain.

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 21 день назад +12

      That intro was better than the movie

    • @beardofpower3823
      @beardofpower3823 21 день назад

      Zach Shlurpo

  • @Pepesilvia267
    @Pepesilvia267 21 день назад +106

    He basically said a directors cut on movie 2 will be so drastically different from movie 1 that it will contradict itself so much that it’s a parallel universe. He’s literally saying his movies won’t even have enough in universe continuity to make the directors cuts align. Lol. He’s high on his own farts.

  • @buggerlugz6753
    @buggerlugz6753 16 дней назад +2

    Another "Meh" from me.........god this was totally forgettable the moment the credits rolled.

  • @mrfugazi1181
    @mrfugazi1181 9 дней назад +1

    We often misuse the term overrated, but in Zack Snyder's case it's perfectly appropriate. He doesn't understand drama and isn't good at filming action. His most obvious aesthetic trademark is the misuse of slow motion (miles away from the mastery of a John Woo or a Sam Peckinpah). In fact, Snyder seems to limit himself to filming storyboards, without a shred of soul or fire. Almost single-handedly, he managed to push DC's cinematic universe into a depressing and humourless slump. Why would Rebel Moon be any different?

  • @doublep1980
    @doublep1980 21 день назад +90

    The flashback scene with the assassination of the royal family was some of the most unintenionally funny stuff, I´ve seen in a while.

    • @idawg7332
      @idawg7332 21 день назад +7

      It was basically a watered down poorly done rip off of the red wedding

    • @doublep1980
      @doublep1980 21 день назад +12

      @@idawg7332 More like if Mel Brooks had made a parody of the Red Wedding & the Assassination of Julius Caesar.
      I mean, Cary Elwes from Robin Hood- Men with Tighs was also there, as the space king.

    • @Droid98765
      @Droid98765 21 день назад +4

      The band playing faster as the killing started, took me out 😭

    • @JukeboxWithJay
      @JukeboxWithJay 21 день назад

      @@idawg7332it’s literally a Shakespeare Julius Caesar rip off

    • @idawg7332
      @idawg7332 21 день назад

      @@JukeboxWithJay that too but them realizing its a trap with the music playing reminded me of the red wedding

  • @Yorredroc
    @Yorredroc 21 день назад +156

    snyder has become a parody of himself.

  • @ryano6094
    @ryano6094 20 дней назад +4

    And there are people who actually want the DC SnyderVerse revived 🤦🏿‍♂️

    • @sethdewell141
      @sethdewell141 19 дней назад +1

      There WAS people who wanted the DC SnyderVerse revied, not anymore. 😉

    • @KedondongIQ78
      @KedondongIQ78 15 дней назад

      Those idiots never learn

  • @robertbrunn7710
    @robertbrunn7710 19 дней назад +4

    So basically Snyder has taken a rejected star wars script and tried to jam in a magnificent seven rip off and stretch out over 6+movies 😂

    • @manos7469
      @manos7469 4 дня назад +1

      Magnificent Seven was a Rip Off of Seven Samurai

    • @robertbrunn7710
      @robertbrunn7710 4 дня назад

      @@manos7469 yeah I know, but at least it was a good rip off 😂

  • @randomrey6568
    @randomrey6568 21 день назад +132

    The best thing about Rebel Moon in general is imaging how it would have been if Disney Star Wars said Yes to this.

    • @cristinawilligs
      @cristinawilligs 21 день назад +12

      this is better than Disney Starwars, the bar is too low

    • @draxrdax7321
      @draxrdax7321 21 день назад +20

      It's hard to imagine, since this one is really bad already. Imagine Disney's "magic" being shoved into this too.

    • @reventon_4442
      @reventon_4442 21 день назад +2

      In that case we would just get... star wars. Star wars at this point is just an even worse version of Rebel Moon

    • @nick1635
      @nick1635 21 день назад +7

      @@cristinawilligs its really not. By some miracle it makes the terrible Disney Star Wars seem like masterpieces. RM is just total garbage in every way. Worse characters, worse world, worse special effects, worse story, worse world-building, worse CGI, worse dialogue, WAY too much slo-mo and dumb gimmicks. Half of it was shot in a wheat field and the other half in some studio backlot with a dust blower. It is SO bad it makes the Disney movies seem good.

    • @JohnWilliams-gp1mq
      @JohnWilliams-gp1mq 21 день назад

      K​@@nick1635

  • @RobinMcBeth
    @RobinMcBeth 21 день назад +40

    This may be the WORST 50 million dollar movie I have ever seen. Bar none. NOTHING made sense.

    • @thunderboltproductionsshpk
      @thunderboltproductionsshpk 20 дней назад +1

      You should watch Far Cry by Uwe Boll 😂😂😂 not sure about the budget but the level of cringe is almost the same!!!

    • @RobinMcBeth
      @RobinMcBeth 20 дней назад +2

      @@thunderboltproductionsshpk Bevor ich mir nen Film mit Til Schweiger angucke muss schon Einiges passieren. Die Götterdämmerung als Anfang.

    • @Fujiwe2009
      @Fujiwe2009 19 дней назад

      @@thunderboltproductionsshpk There is only ONE film from Uwe Boll that is "good". All his films are crap. Is Zack his son?

    • @Fujiwe2009
      @Fujiwe2009 19 дней назад

      @@RobinMcBeth Ich wette fast, Manta Manta hast du mindestens einmal gesehen.

  • @TonyVsSportsShortsandMore
    @TonyVsSportsShortsandMore 19 дней назад +2

    Jesus Christ Gary. I was in tears, laughing so hard I damn near pissed myself at that intro. Usually it takes a 3 day bender to get me to that point. Thank you.

  • @brucedrummond370
    @brucedrummond370 20 дней назад +3

    That review was more entertaining than Rebel Moon 2. A lot more.

  • @jacobscholtissek2410
    @jacobscholtissek2410 21 день назад +34

    writing was never the strongsuit of Hollywood but over the last years it has become unbelieveble bad

    • @bentonrp
      @bentonrp 19 дней назад +3

      Well, of course. When someone thinks boys can be girls and if anyone says they were once boys then that means that they are oppressed, how can they possibly write a good story?...

    • @teelo523
      @teelo523 19 дней назад

      Its cause the writers just hang around with their group of people. Basically pussies. They only understand a select amount of ​characters. Basically pussies or people with pussies. That's why we dint see any men to look up to in movies anymore. Or good villains. @bentonrp

  • @seefoghall
    @seefoghall 21 день назад +73

    Anyone in Hollywood who says they don't listen to the online reviews, 100% looks at the online reviews.

  • @djofortunato5799
    @djofortunato5799 20 дней назад +2

    Seeing him try to finish his grand cinematic bro-verse with diminishing budget couple actually be pretty entertaining.
    Picture his films on a shoestring - as if he was “sweding” his own film visions with cardboard and duct tape - and as always, talented actors reading absolutely abysmal dialogue

  • @ernestogerena7419
    @ernestogerena7419 18 дней назад +2

    03:05 Which brings us to the question, Is Zack Snyder on drugs and does he needs an intervention?

  • @c4r0n73
    @c4r0n73 21 день назад +105

    the intro was just GOLD

  • @redfoxtactical8425
    @redfoxtactical8425 20 дней назад +168

    How is it I have to work my ass off for a 2.5% raise every year. And people like him can just fail upward. Everything the dude has made for 15 years has been trash, most bomb, and yet he's a millionaire. Everything I make at work is quality and works well, and I'm struggling to get by. And what I make is actually necessary for society to function!

    • @natel7382
      @natel7382 20 дней назад +34

      That's the american dream baby. Isn't It great. Pay your taxes! The pentagon has filled 8 audits in a row. Nothing to see here.

    • @SAMHOUSTON56
      @SAMHOUSTON56 18 дней назад +12

      It's not what you know anymore, it's who you know.

    • @ttru92
      @ttru92 18 дней назад +3

      Man of Steel was great!

    • @DaaClaptain
      @DaaClaptain 18 дней назад +5

      probably because youre still upset at the wokies. When nerdrotic hasnt produced anything for years. He supposedly knows exactly what will make a perfect show. But all he can do is bring on other adults that cry into a camera for money onto his podcast. None of them can group up to make a show either. After seeing what manorlords did with one guy in less time then these youtube channels have been around. Youll realize what a grift they all are. They say vote with your wallet and we all need to quit watching these shows, for years. Yet here they are still watching them. No one talks about what hypocrite youtubers are. The entertainment industry and most industries suck because people wont hold the same standard across the board.

    • @Robertsmith-un5cu
      @Robertsmith-un5cu 18 дней назад

      Very true. These RUclipsrs are just entertainment-bitching basically. But yeah they contribute absolutely nothing meaningful or create anything worth a shit either. Losers really.

  • @vincentdaniels7818
    @vincentdaniels7818 19 дней назад +3

    02:23 looool the emotional pain the African guy went through. 🤣

  • @peterphan227
    @peterphan227 21 день назад +16

    Is Snyder seriously saying that a movie that Netflix viewers can watch for free with their subscription is the same as a movie that you have to pay for in the movie theatre? This guy is nutballs delusional.

  • @swdragonmntn7848
    @swdragonmntn7848 21 день назад +70

    Why is he saying we need focus groups? All we really need is a better story, better director, better production designer, and better cinematographer.

    • @Bryan-ms4kz
      @Bryan-ms4kz 21 день назад +10

      It's copium. He refuses to recognize his shit movies can fail so hard and blames the viewers.

    • @Valen-mh9fh
      @Valen-mh9fh 21 день назад +3

      Copium, looking for an excuse.

    • @DaMaster012
      @DaMaster012 20 дней назад +1

      Hack Snyder: [disses focus groups]
      Valve: "And we took that personally."

  • @pninnan
    @pninnan 6 дней назад +1

    It is absolutely insane that Zack Snyder thinks he is making anything BUT focus group movies. What a doofus. There is no depth to anything he makes.the Rob liefield of movies

  • @Rieltar
    @Rieltar 20 дней назад +1

    Netflix counts you as a viewer if you watch 2 minutes of any video content they have. They changed the system when The Witcher premiered several years ago, and miraculously it was their no. 1 show immediately :) So Snyder is delusional if he thinks this movie would've made billions in theatres.

  • @JustTooDamnHonest
    @JustTooDamnHonest 21 день назад +116

    The Zack Snyder that gave us Watchmen and 300 no longer exists and Netflix truly will green light any piece of trash script that comes their way.

    • @oldleatherhandsfriends4053
      @oldleatherhandsfriends4053 21 день назад +5

      He didn't give us those movies, he was a part of making them. Not writing, directing and producing.

    • @JustTooDamnHonest
      @JustTooDamnHonest 21 день назад +13

      @@oldleatherhandsfriends4053
      -300 he was director and part of the screenplay crew
      -Watchmen he was only the director
      So yes he did give us those films whether he was pulling more than one role in the creative department means nothing for he was hired to make those films(in other words he helped give us those films). Think before you speak next time please.

    • @SmokedTomahawkSteak
      @SmokedTomahawkSteak 21 день назад +7

      South Park did an episode about Netflix green lighting and funding every trash script put in front of them.

    • @JustTooDamnHonest
      @JustTooDamnHonest 20 дней назад +1

      @@SmokedTomahawkSteak I didn't know that. Thank you for that little piece of knowledge.

    • @Cristov123
      @Cristov123 20 дней назад +5

      He never existed. Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

  • @QuiznosBaka
    @QuiznosBaka 21 день назад +67

    Why is Gary gardening more entertaining than this movie?

    • @brockdavid
      @brockdavid 21 день назад +5

      He cut out the part where he stubbed his toe, and cried out “Ouch-Giver!”

  • @ZanzibarEcho
    @ZanzibarEcho 19 дней назад +1

    I've watched both now.. and I'm still perplexed as to why Charlie Hunnam speaks with an Irish accent and Fra Fee speaks with a Scottish one!????

  • @andreanderson94
    @andreanderson94 20 дней назад +2

    The wheat was the most fleshed out character 💀

  • @Michael_Dolences.
    @Michael_Dolences. 21 день назад +38

    The story of CHAZ and their failing community garden.

    • @wrath231
      @wrath231 21 день назад +3

      I almost forgot the name of that cesspool!

    • @natel7382
      @natel7382 20 дней назад +1

      It's chop. How dare you!

  • @SoldierSpiderx
    @SoldierSpiderx 21 день назад +152

    My question is, why are we supposed to wait for the directors cut EVERY single time? You don’t see Spielberg or Nolan tripping over themselves during interviews, promising how awesome the directors cut will be if we wait. With Zack, people say it’s never his fault if the movie doesn’t turn out well. It’s always the studios fault. But can we really blame Warner Bros or Netflix EVERY single time? Whatever his next film will be, I’m sure we’ll see the same song and dance. It’ll release to mixed reviews, but then he’ll explain to us how it wasn’t his true vision. And we need to wait for the R-rated Directors cut. Again. It’s almost a formula now.

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight 21 день назад +20

      Director's cut is like DLC

    • @TheJusDon
      @TheJusDon 21 день назад +7

      @@n4ughty_knightwhich is insane for a film 😂😂

    • @churchking2527
      @churchking2527 21 день назад +3

      That's just his shtick, it's basically an advertisement at this point.

    • @sid216
      @sid216 21 день назад +8

      his cult love that

    • @joeybulford5266
      @joeybulford5266 21 день назад +1

      I mean I blame Nolan but I still blame Netflix for giving him a bunch of money lol

  • @LochVandral
    @LochVandral 15 дней назад +1

    ...how did Snyder somehow take TWO full movies to make a worse Sci-Fi Seven Samurai ripoff than Battle Beyond the Stars?

  • @Photoairbrushing
    @Photoairbrushing 15 дней назад +1

    Hmmm. Interesting. Apparently we are no longer "anti-fan" if we oppose any more "Snyder cuts" so the studio can milk MORE money out of his terrible "vision" for a franchise.
    Ironically, he's pretty much saying the SAME things about Snyder here that the Snyderites demonized me for saying about "Batman v. Superman" in 2016. (But gosh, I thought Zack was "pro-fan" and "anti-woke")
    In any case... Welcome to the club, Nerdrotic! Better late than never!

  • @DrakeTimbershaft
    @DrakeTimbershaft 21 день назад +31

    I'm not a Snyder Bro, but I'll never forget the different reactions my wife and I had watching "300." I looked at the Spartan warriors and thought, "Yeah, that's a good idea not to weigh yourself down with body armor and to use a circular broad shield instead, because it gives you both protection and mobility. And the shields have indentations on each side, so you can thrust forward with your sword or spear. Yeah, these Spartans were ingenious warriors!" Meanwhile, my wife thought, "Shirtless men in leather speedos with opera capes? This is the GHEYEST movie I've ever seen!" It just shows you the divide between the sexes and what their priorities are!

    • @kanedaku
      @kanedaku 21 день назад +3

      "wife" 😆
      Only joking, Mr Trousersnake 😘

    • @user-ze1em2ib6z
      @user-ze1em2ib6z 21 день назад +4

      All women do is get men to break phalanx

    • @H1Guard
      @H1Guard 21 день назад

      Except the gear in 300 is somewhat consistent with how the Greeks fought and won for 4 or 5 centuries.
      And, yes, half or more of them were arse bandits.

    • @clogs4956
      @clogs4956 21 день назад

      The story, the weapons, the tactics, the fighting… shirtlessness comes a way down the line but my female gaze really appreciates a bit of it every so often.

    • @Six_Gorillion
      @Six_Gorillion 20 дней назад

      Spartans actually did encourage gay shit amongst the troops. So they would fight harder in battle for their beloved bros. They were gay as a tactic of war. That's some alpha male warrior shit right there.

  • @smittzero8463
    @smittzero8463 21 день назад +196

    Snyder's claim that Rebel Moon would have made $1.6 billion at the box office sounds a lot like the logic used by people trying to crack down on piracy. No, one streaming view does not equal one cinema ticket.
    I'm pretty sure making someone marathon the director's cuts of the complete series could be considered a form of torture in several countries.

    • @krackawoody2556
      @krackawoody2556 21 день назад +1

      I feel like if you factor in the effort it takes to see a movie its gotta be like 40% or 50% of streaming views to tickets instead of 100%

    • @dash4800
      @dash4800 21 день назад

      100%

    • @mattymatt1979
      @mattymatt1979 21 день назад

      From a Blackrock check.🎉

    • @smittzero8463
      @smittzero8463 21 день назад +10

      @@krackawoody2556 Yeah, there's a big difference between going out of your way to visit a cinema and purchase a ticket, versus watching a movie on your own sofa, on a streaming service you had probably already subscribed to.

    • @DirkusTurkess
      @DirkusTurkess 21 день назад +2

      It's what we call in the biz, "Creative accounting."

  • @tucksnow189
    @tucksnow189 20 дней назад +2

    Thank you for suffering through that turd, so we don't have to!

  • @ahmedshaharyarejaz9886
    @ahmedshaharyarejaz9886 20 дней назад +3

    Atleast all of us on Right and Left have united against the Snyder Cringe. For that atleast, I commend the Scar Giver.

  • @cinefiliajonica
    @cinefiliajonica 21 день назад +155

    at this point i think Snyder is just trolling everyone

    • @TwistedReality13
      @TwistedReality13 21 день назад +33

      Even himself

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight 21 день назад +3

      It is modern art after all

    • @Ceyx000
      @Ceyx000 21 день назад +10

      Nah, he really is that inept & incompetent.

    • @makeyourmark00
      @makeyourmark00 21 день назад +8

      Unfortunately, he's totally delusional at this point and wants to be a "I can do everything" Hollywood guy (write, direct, cinematography) a la Tarantino or Nolan. He just isn't that capable alone.

    • @ZyliceLiddell
      @ZyliceLiddell 21 день назад

      *Disney*

  • @stu3yboi
    @stu3yboi 21 день назад +76

    Snyder has to be the most overrated director of the 21st century.
    Releases a long shit film, blames the studio, then releases a longer, shitter film with slightly more context and people act like he's reinvented the wheel

    • @DaMaster012
      @DaMaster012 20 дней назад +5

      No, the most overrated director of the 21st century is immutably James Cameron.

    • @macrc2129
      @macrc2129 17 дней назад

      @@DaMaster012 Both! ...Somehow

  • @MovableMosquito
    @MovableMosquito 11 дней назад +3

    Worst movie I've ever seen, I'm still pissed off at how 30 dudes ran into the engine room, walked right up to the engine and didn't see the bright green bombs at face hight right in front of them until 1 second before they blew up (They walked in 15 minutes before they blew up😖🫣)

  • @bobdobalina8910
    @bobdobalina8910 20 дней назад +2

    The only reason KK made the right call was simply becuase there was not enough of everything she wanted in a film to begin with.
    That is how she came to give the Fams the next three SW movies. There was so much more she wanted to give, she had to do a Solo and Jones movie as well. There is apparently still enough left over for at least another 6 films.

  • @gabemartin72
    @gabemartin72 7 дней назад +1

    I was surprised to realize in the second episode this flick was basically seven Samurai only a woman was the hero. The anime version at least a few versions was so much better

  • @nickcharles1284
    @nickcharles1284 21 день назад +21

    You know modern writers, and maybe in LA more-so, are divorced from the natural world, or world of normal people, physics and economics (reality) when the premise of the movie rests on a warship of a galactic empire taking the time, energy and resources to not only 'check in' on a group of farmers several times in a year, but to eventually come collect grain planted and harvested by several tens of people BY HAND. Normal, modern farming is hard work. Farming BY HAND is back breaking.

  • @vaughnweber0929
    @vaughnweber0929 21 день назад +144

    2nd installment in a 6 film trilogy. Genius, Gary.

    • @pdzombie1906
      @pdzombie1906 21 день назад +11

      It's the second installment of a three part six series movie trilogy divided in two alternate universes... But all you need to know is they all suck... In this or ay other universe!!!

    • @afanofpeanuts7381
      @afanofpeanuts7381 21 день назад +3

      My brain hurts too much to try and understand a trilogy being 6 parts uh-wtf?!?

    • @borismaric130
      @borismaric130 21 день назад

      That's what he said

  •  8 дней назад +1

    Bro, a SIX PART Trilogy is not a fucking trilogy. Also just cause people wanted ONE directors cut for JLeague (which was cause the theatrical movie was so shitty and you were kicked off before the movie was finished) doesn’t mean EVERY film needs a fucking directors cut goddamn man. Just stop.

  • @valenciasainz
    @valenciasainz 20 дней назад +2

    He should be hired by Marvel and Disney, perfect employee.

  • @SleepyCyborg66
    @SleepyCyborg66 21 день назад +74

    Ngl, I don’t even know what the plot was in this…

    • @Kiljaedenas
      @Kiljaedenas 21 день назад +25

      Grain grain GRAIN GRAIN HARVEST THE GRAIN exposition dump bang bang we win.

    • @JordonPatrickMears11211988
      @JordonPatrickMears11211988 21 день назад +6

      Sci fi seven samurai, basically

    • @Kiljaedenas
      @Kiljaedenas 21 день назад +4

      Oh, forgot to add...MAKE EVERYTHING STUPIDLY BLOODY F*CKING SLOW!!!

    • @markusfreund6961
      @markusfreund6961 21 день назад

      @@JordonPatrickMears11211988 Except Seven Samurai is to this turd as the Mona Lisa is to the crayon scribblings of a drooling mouth breather on Fentanyl. Or the Star Wars OT to the "sequels". Or TNG to STD, you get the idea.

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight 21 день назад +5

      Evil empire enslaves planets for a living and Emperor trains one his slaves to be a general in his army. She becomes way too good (John Wick levels of good) and decides to retire because war is bad. Strongest female in the galaxy pulls a Thanos and becomes a simple farmer in a backwater planet Tatooine. However, all of that changed when the Fire Nation attacked, forcing the galaxy's Katniss Everdeen to seek out other space weirdos. With the help of a mysterious prophecy granted by Force, Rey and Buddhist C-3PO can stop the Imperium of Man from stealing seeds.

  • @johncadden202
    @johncadden202 21 день назад +14

    This movie had become a challenge amongst my friends. How long can you watch without looking away or tuning out. It's impossible.

  • @SergeiJimmix-fk8ne
    @SergeiJimmix-fk8ne 15 дней назад +2

    Ridiculous approach. I don't waste my time watching it.

  • @iceboxx887
    @iceboxx887 20 дней назад +2

    Ya they started slow motion grain harvest and I turned it off…didn’t need to see anything after that bullshit

  • @syntheticchinchilla9971
    @syntheticchinchilla9971 21 день назад +16

    Still wrapping my brain around "Six Part Trilogy." What?