Rebel Moon Part 2 - The CRINGEgiver | Zack Snyder's WORST Film
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- Опубликовано: 5 фев 2025
- Rebel Moon Part 2 (of a 6 Part Trilogy) The Scargiver, not to be confused with Rebel Moon Part 2 (of a 6 Part Trilogy) The Scargiver Director's Cut, is AWFUL.
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What baffles me is knowing Netflix cancelled shows like mindhunter for budget issues and then spends millions in dog shit like this
Call me a schizo but mindhunter was canceled because it was getting to close to the truth about mental illness
When you are free sometime, could you please elaborate on the details of your statement? I'm curious about your personal thoughts..interesting theory..but im curious of your details.@@odtheman1
Wait .... there was a Rebel Moon pt. 1?
Mindhunter definitely deserved another season
Just wait until the Village People show up to increase the ESG score.
Him saying he only listens to friends with the same opinions described Hollywood so well.
As the money evaporates, we'll see him crying asking us to help him out like all the out of work writers now making cry baby tic tocs.
@@jeffreyspinner9720 You think so? I expect the "fans suck, muh modern audiences" approach. We'll see. 😁
Describes every clique
@@n4ughty_knight That must be boring cliques. Wouldn't wanna be part of those.
and the Left in general...
My favorite part of Star Wars, A New Hope, is when our heroes are traveling to Yavin 4 after escaping the Death Star and Han sits everyone down and says, "Okay, here's my backstory, I'm a scoundrel, can't be trusted, and..."
Can’t be trusted, and……I’m a gay black trans woman.
- Netflix A New Hope
the best part of that trip was chewie playing chess with c3po that's all the backstory i need
That’s very clever.
😂
"We must move the grain into the village so they can't shoot us from orbit."
What the actual fuck?
Later in the movie "lets shoot them from orbit!"
"What about the grain?"
"eff the grain!"
*laughs in helldiver
*calls in precision strike
*democracy is saved
When your Star Wars pitch is so fucking bad that even Disney Lucasfilm tells you no.
😂😂😂😂
Rare Kathleen Kennedy win.
Not enough gay chicks
He can't even get the damn frame in focus half the time. Basics, Zack.
why wouldn't they, this is what they were doing during the last 10 years
"if you take the movie script and put it on your windshield it will allow you to park in handicapped spaces " Alex from Angry Joe
I was dying the whole spoilers section lmaooo
That's a good one 😂
“It’s probably going to be really hard for her to leave the ship!”
“Actually it’s going to be super easy, barely an inconvenience!”
-Ryan George probably
@@Saint5Jimmy Can't wait!
Imagine if Snyder had immediately quit the industry after Watchmen. He would have had a proper legacy. Now he is synonymous with awful filmmaking.
Still better than Rian Johnson.
Nah, because even that film has haters. The only one people will admit to enjoying and even then they'll still hate on it because of Zack is dawn of the dead. And they only seemingly enjoy that because James Gunn (their god and savior of movies) wrote it, not knowing it had been rewritten afterwards by 2 other people for more character development and other things. People will hate on Zack for slow mo, but if you go look at the new deadpool trailer everyone is fawning if the slow mo in it.
What about 300? I loved that one
@@sebastiansap1359Adaptation of a book. Not original.
He has a legacy in slow mo.
Lol, 160 million people watched it for free, yet Snyder thinks that his movie earned $1.6 billion? This dude is on so many drugs
Netflix cost 8 dollars per month
@@doga2677People aren't buying a subscription just to watch this dogshit
For free??? You do realise what subscriptions are right??
@@Vegan_Photographs No one bought Nextflix for Rebel Moon lol.
@@Vegan_Photographsthat subscription covers the entire netflix library not just “box office” for rebel moon. So its basically free
Zach, just because people wanted the "Snyder Cut" of the Justice League...it doesn't mean you have to do that with everything.😑
"But it's all I got!"
@@pegeta apparently so.😆
He can't. It's his name to fame 😂
This intended director's cut with release date allready known before the "normal" version is out are just cheap ways to produce remakes.
Spaceships, energy weapons, and the world didn't have a single combine harvester for all the grain?
They brought the guy back alive..
@@janminglee3004 They had a hover cart, but drawn by an animal, and used sythes.... inconsistant
@@CaptnJack the most inconsistent tech use
@@CaptnJackI think they tried to go for Firefly feels... wild west in space.
Clearly, in this village, fossil fuels have been banned to save the environment. Because they're the good guys. And to emphasize the bad guys are bad, their ships run on coal. (Or so I'm told. I haven't bothered to see it.)
Please stop giving Hack Snyder money!!!! What a disaster!!!!
*Zack Snyder
And it will be much worse to give Netflix any money.
@theunknowncommenter725 I called him Hack Snyder, which is what he is!😎
On the contrary my friend, keep giving him money. Lots of money. The more money Hollywood loses, the faster it will burn to the ground.
Lmao it is free on Netflix bro...
Woooosh
Zack Snyder is that one kid from elementary school that tries to be edgy and thinks the other kids are laughing with him and not at him, but no one has the heart to tell him the truth
People saw rebel moon because it’s basically “free” on Netflix, it’s actually worthless. Views doesn’ translate to theater sales count. “Wonder why part two didn’t get a theater release?”
Yep. I get Netflix in a package, I would never pay for it on its own. Watched it because it was there...
@@DeceiverIX Yea exactly, the metric snyder uses doesn't mean ish, if he said netflix got 100 mill NEW subs because his release he might have a leg to stand on, but really saying 33 percent of the users watched the movie isnt the W he thinks it is.
Also, can we call Rogan for not actually bringing certain things up with certain guests, old Rogan would have called him on that stupid stat, new rogan loves that stat.
@@natel7382
Well, Snyder did say he only talks to people who say good things about him, Hey, he got Netflix to paid for another bad movies, I could respect that. Still a shitty movie nonetheless though
They knew it would bomb so didn't bother.
Quick maths. If you watch one piece of content a day on Netflix and you watched Rebel Moon, you basically paid $0.23 to $0.51 for it. (depending on your subscription)
Snyder removing that context alongside the effort of going to cinema just assume that each viewer would pay 20 times more and visit the theatre for the movie they watched on Netflix.
He basically said a directors cut on movie 2 will be so drastically different from movie 1 that it will contradict itself so much that it’s a parallel universe. He’s literally saying his movies won’t even have enough in universe continuity to make the directors cuts align. Lol. He’s high on his own farts.
“Well, I want to use The Spice, but I can’t. How about….The Grain!”
-Zack
License Al-Gaib!
"Power over grain is power over all"
Sounds SO pathetic
Snyder must have been snorting all the spice to have made this dog 💩
There's a problem if she's called the Scargiver - you only get a scar if you survive, meaning this chick sucks at killing people if so many folks who fought her lived to show off having a scar from her.
Genuine question, did my brain just shut off from boredom or the whole scar giving thing was just bogus? I can't remember her giving a scar, besides Noble.
@@diegogutierrez1997 As with everything else Snyder, you're dealing with grade/mid-school "wouldn't this be kewl if..." mentality - I'm thinking that's as deep the thinking of "Scargiver" being her nickname went.
The Buhbuh giver sounds scarier!
@@bena2591 How's about the Indian Burn giver instead?
i just asked one of my female friends about these two movies, she said if you ever want to torture someone to puke out government secrets, make them watch these 2 movies. they will not only give away government secrets but will get brainwashed completely.
I want to meet this chick. I'm already in love with her. Can you clone her? How about a photo spread? A web site?
Anything......
The moment that broke me and couldn't stop laughing was the one when they were shoveling coal into the Warhammer 40k space frigate's engine
Right! WTF is that all about? Combustion engines in space? Would there be enough coal in the universe to power just 1 Dreadnought? It's so stupid!
This is Space Coal. Just like the grain from the moon is SPace Grain
@@marcogenovesi8570 ahhhh now I get it..no...no I don't 😆 🤣
@@melissaholleron719 no you are missing a very important problem. While fuel supply is an imporant problem there is a second fuel supply that keeps getting forgotten... Oxygen those coal generators need to burn oxygen too, so does the crew.
WW2 submarines(diesel) stayed mostly on the surface so the crew didn't suffocate from running the engines, a spaceship doesn't have that option half the ship would have be coal bunkers and oxygen tanks.(mostly oxygen but at least that can be compressed.)
Space coal is sustainable as fuk
Rebel Moon is just Star Wars, Seven Samurai, and Inglorious Bastards slapped together poorly and without any of the heart or creativity of any of the 3 previously mentioned films.
And still better than any of the Disney Star wars movies.
@@johnathansanford8206it legit isn’t. You just have a hate for Disney.
@@Taxthechurch and you just have a hardon for Disney. My opinion vs your opinion. My doesn't matter to you, yours doesn't matter to me. Piss off and move on.
@DaaClaptain I don't believe any of these folks have ever told us not to watch anything.
@DaaClaptain Do you understand what a critic is?
aint no way 160 million people would watch rebel moon if it was 10 bucks each. i only watched it because it was free.. .and i was playing a game while i did so. completely forgetable
Likewise, it was great as background noise while I was working from home
My friend told me to watch rebel child fire moon 1 a few months ago. He said he has everything I love. I called him after the first hour and verbally abused him for 20 minutes for telling me to watch it.
The second hour you show up at his house for physical abuse?
😂
@@stevenldoe7838As long as there were traces of emotional abuse sprinkled in, OPs friend will have likely learned their lesson, hopefully.
I read this and immediately thought this is an example of great friends. The recommender who purposely mislead his friend into watching a dumpster fire, and the mid movie response of the OP who recognized their bullshit. Thanks for sharing
Then not learning from his mistake told you to watch Rebel Moon Part 2 - The CRINGE giver
Zach is delusional if he thinks more people saw his rebel moon shit than Barbie....
They probably did. It was free on Netflix. Netflix has 300 million subscribers. Why wouldn't people watching for free when there's nothing else on. At current ticket prices only 67 million people saw barbie. Probably less because at my theatre it's over $20 a ticket. Rebel moon 2 sucked so bad I couldn't even finish. Doesn't mean a lot of people like me tried to watch it. Doesn't mean it was bad.
Zach just believe$ what the people paid to tell him he's a genius tell him. Becau$e he know$ they're $incere.
I kinda really liked Rebel Moon's premise. It reminded me of early Star Wars and old sci-fi animes. The only real issue I had with the movie itself are the horrible characters. I can't even remember a single one of them besides Jimmy.
REBEL Moon 2 hit the same time Dune 2 became available digitally. Which do you think more people streamed?;
@@andrewtaylor940 At least Dune 2 had a cool ass bucket
Heavy-metal watering flowers and picking up dog poo... that pretty much sums up Zack "Shlomo" Snyder's recent work
Dont get the Shlomo reference, Snyder is Catholic.
I wonder if the slow motion was done on purpose to make the movie longer
I mean the grain from this one farm is shown to be more important then entire planets so much so they literally won't attack you so as not to hurt it.
There are kids whose parents don't love them like these people love that grain.
That intro was better than the movie
Zach Shlurpo
The look of this movie is just awful. The CGI and the costumes are so unreal and terrible, its unbelievable. Movies 80 years ago looked far better.
Could say this about a lot of modern movies
They couldn't afford color so the went with sepia.
"Stack up the grain so they wouldn't shoot us cuz they want the grain", note to self never let zack snyder write anything ever
The Eclipse last week was more enjoyable than this. 🤣
This cost the same as something good 🙁
The morning after Taco Bell would be more enjoyable
Even the Eclipse movie featuring Robert Pattinson is more enjoyable than this😂
Can't wait for Eclipse 2
It was also dark but at least everything was in focus.
I didn’t last 20 mins in the first movie. After I saw another female boss lead with a clueless man following her around like a lost puppy I turned it off. Lol
I made it to the bar scene before my brain started melting. How anyone could stomach the whole movi or even worse, both movies, is beyond me.
You and others here are smart enough to know beforehand that these films hate us, so why do you even try to watch them? Stop giving them your money people.
Wait ... there was a Rebel Moon pt. 1?
I loved it how "clueless" untrained female farmers took guns for the first time but then shoot the dummy flawlessly.
I could not hold myself from standing out and screaming on top of my lungs, wahman stroooonk.
@@ShineinpovertyTBF, shooting a stationary target with a gun for the first time isn't that hard. As long as you can control the recoil which it didn't look like they could.
Titus: the wheat is our greatest weapon. Atticus: we don't need the wheat. So exactly what is the point of this?
Slow motion refilling a water flask is peak Snyder.
"The girl who is the key to everything " is officially a trope now
So?
‘The boy who is the key to everything’ has been a trope for decades.
@@LaChartre So?
@@Gaiden-Shinji875 so what’s OP’s point.
People just inventing reasons to be angry these days.
@@LaChartre He said it's officially a trope now, the same way you responded saying it was the same for boys in the past. No anger detected in either comment 🤷
@@Gaiden-Shinji875 ok so why get involved?
How is it I have to work my ass off for a 2.5% raise every year. And people like him can just fail upward. Everything the dude has made for 15 years has been trash, most bomb, and yet he's a millionaire. Everything I make at work is quality and works well, and I'm struggling to get by. And what I make is actually necessary for society to function!
That's the american dream baby. Isn't It great. Pay your taxes! The pentagon has filled 8 audits in a row. Nothing to see here.
It's not what you know anymore, it's who you know.
Man of Steel was great!
Very true. These RUclipsrs are just entertainment-bitching basically. But yeah they contribute absolutely nothing meaningful or create anything worth a shit either. Losers really.
Could say the same for Christopher Nolan.
That part where the villian brought an orchestra with bags on their heads "priceless"
Only thing was missing was him pulling Neosporin out of his pocket then say "you cant scar me anymore!"
Video games gone to crap. Movies gone to crap. I find myself watching RUclips more than any other form of media these days.
The Zack Snyder that gave us Watchmen and 300 no longer exists and Netflix truly will green light any piece of trash script that comes their way.
He didn't give us those movies, he was a part of making them. Not writing, directing and producing.
@@oldleatherhandsfriends4053
-300 he was director and part of the screenplay crew
-Watchmen he was only the director
So yes he did give us those films whether he was pulling more than one role in the creative department means nothing for he was hired to make those films(in other words he helped give us those films). Think before you speak next time please.
South Park did an episode about Netflix green lighting and funding every trash script put in front of them.
@@SmokedTomahawkSteak I didn't know that. Thank you for that little piece of knowledge.
He never existed. Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
After the BS he pulled on Geek and Gamers. I love to watch Zack fail
I still will defend him as saying it was a misplaced statement at the worst possible place.
I think he's a great director, but is objectively bad at public speaking.
@@theunknowncommenter725 no, he isn't.
Just so you know.. If that had gone the other way, all these guys would be making videos about the virtues of Rebel Moon.
hotspot hate? lmao
@@theunknowncommenter725 he is a good director, but terrible writer. His best movies are based on previous works
Zach Snyder is the reason there's no DC universe
At this point I’m thinking “grain” is a euphemism for a VERY hardcore drug that only grows on that little moon. It’s the only way I can TRY to make this stupid film make a lick of sense.
And it STILL doesn’t make sense!
"The Grain extends life. The Grain expands Consciousness."
"The grain allows the folding of space necessary for space travel."
The grain must flow
@@TheKageRyu Right. The Grain opens the space vagina ;)
"What's in that box?"
"Grain."
Pretty sure it's just grain. Space nazis are hardcore vegans and value organic pasture raised grain more than life itself. That's the lore.
"He keeps his scar from the scar giver as a reminder that the person who gave him the scar is the scar giver” lmao😂 better writing than the entire movie lol.
lol that is not even why haha he kept it as a badge of something he survived and he explained if he captured her it would make it more glorious for his promotion. i mean at least watch the movie.
@@nicholaswilkerson501no
@@nicholaswilkerson501 I could but I don’t have brain cells to spare on these movies anymore tbh.
Ahahah I died from this comment 😂
My question is, why are we supposed to wait for the directors cut EVERY single time? You don’t see Spielberg or Nolan tripping over themselves during interviews, promising how awesome the directors cut will be if we wait. With Zack, people say it’s never his fault if the movie doesn’t turn out well. It’s always the studios fault. But can we really blame Warner Bros or Netflix EVERY single time? Whatever his next film will be, I’m sure we’ll see the same song and dance. It’ll release to mixed reviews, but then he’ll explain to us how it wasn’t his true vision. And we need to wait for the R-rated Directors cut. Again. It’s almost a formula now.
Director's cut is like DLC
@@n4ughty_knightwhich is insane for a film 😂😂
That's just his shtick, it's basically an advertisement at this point.
his cult love that
I mean I blame Nolan but I still blame Netflix for giving him a bunch of money lol
160 million people watched it for FREE and still said it sucks, if I'd watched it for free, I'd still want a refund Lol
Anyone in Hollywood who says they don't listen to the online reviews, 100% looks at the online reviews.
Snyder's claim that Rebel Moon would have made $1.6 billion at the box office sounds a lot like the logic used by people trying to crack down on piracy. No, one streaming view does not equal one cinema ticket.
I'm pretty sure making someone marathon the director's cuts of the complete series could be considered a form of torture in several countries.
I feel like if you factor in the effort it takes to see a movie its gotta be like 40% or 50% of streaming views to tickets instead of 100%
100%
From a Blackrock check.🎉
@@Benjrick Yeah, there's a big difference between going out of your way to visit a cinema and purchase a ticket, versus watching a movie on your own sofa, on a streaming service you had probably already subscribed to.
It's what we call in the biz, "Creative accounting."
they always write the feminist girl boss as the "key to everything"... and we are so bored with it
Also, watch enough UFC, and you know that in no reality is a wisp of a woman beating up ANY fight trained grown man. It's not even a matter of skill, it's just strength weight and leverage. A cheetah cannot take down anything bigger than itself.
@@mrrodriguezHLPyeah but still a woman at same height and weight couldnt compete. Its more about having 100× tje testosterone in your body
Exactly!
Exactly!
"Mary Sue 7: Quest for the McGuffin"
The dog shitting in Gary's garden in slow motion perfectly encapsulate this movie.
the intro was just GOLD
Nyaaaaaaa!
Killed my ears😂😂
This may be the WORST 50 million dollar movie I have ever seen. Bar none. NOTHING made sense.
You should watch Far Cry by Uwe Boll 😂😂😂 not sure about the budget but the level of cringe is almost the same!!!
@@thunderboltproductionsshpk Bevor ich mir nen Film mit Til Schweiger angucke muss schon Einiges passieren. Die Götterdämmerung als Anfang.
@@thunderboltproductionsshpk There is only ONE film from Uwe Boll that is "good". All his films are crap. Is Zack his son?
@@RobinMcBeth Ich wette fast, Manta Manta hast du mindestens einmal gesehen.
Can't believe this is the same director that gave us 300.
Miller gave us 300. He adapted It competently
That was back when he was only a director. The more control he gets the bigger the turd.
The only reason 300 was good was because it was completely comic accurate. If Zack Snyder had been responsible for the story direction it would have been just like this movie. Dogshit
Why is there ALWAYS a war lord of some kind, who ALWAYS seem to keep the daughter of a family or village or planet that they decimated...weird fantasy 🤔
Snyder has to be the most overrated director of the 21st century.
Releases a long shit film, blames the studio, then releases a longer, shitter film with slightly more context and people act like he's reinvented the wheel
No, the most overrated director of the 21st century is immutably James Cameron.
@@DaMaster012 Both! ...Somehow
The flashback scene with the assassination of the royal family was some of the most unintenionally funny stuff, I´ve seen in a while.
It was basically a watered down poorly done rip off of the red wedding
@@idawg7332 More like if Mel Brooks had made a parody of the Red Wedding & the Assassination of Julius Caesar.
I mean, Cary Elwes from Robin Hood- Men with Tighs was also there, as the space king.
The band playing faster as the killing started, took me out 😭
@@idawg7332it’s literally a Shakespeare Julius Caesar rip off
@@JukeboxWithJay that too but them realizing its a trap with the music playing reminded me of the red wedding
I can't believe I was watching people HARVESTING WHEAT in SLOW MOTION!...WTF! This movie felt like trying to escape quicksand.
For 5 minutes. Yall act like that was the entire movie, or even the entire first half when it was literally only like 5 minutes.
Slow motion while they were 'Rushing'
Did they really harvest wheat for 5 minutes? That is inconceivably long (and stupid).
@@JordonPatrickMears11211988 That's 5 minutes of your life you'll never get back, wasted on watching the equivalent of paint drying for 15 seconds, stretched out to 5 minutes. And that's only one part of this stupid 2 hour long movie.
Even "Baraka" had better pacing.
I saw someone say the story for these movies was just A Bug’s Life but set in space and it turns out they were 100% right 😂😂😂
So no wonder they wanna make 6 like Avatar - based on Pocahontas
Why is Gary gardening more entertaining than this movie?
He cut out the part where he stubbed his toe, and cried out “Ouch-Giver!”
The best thing about Rebel Moon in general is imaging how it would have been if Disney Star Wars said Yes to this.
this is better than Disney Starwars, the bar is too low
It's hard to imagine, since this one is really bad already. Imagine Disney's "magic" being shoved into this too.
In that case we would just get... star wars. Star wars at this point is just an even worse version of Rebel Moon
@@cristinawilligs its really not. By some miracle it makes the terrible Disney Star Wars seem like masterpieces. RM is just total garbage in every way. Worse characters, worse world, worse special effects, worse story, worse world-building, worse CGI, worse dialogue, WAY too much slo-mo and dumb gimmicks. Half of it was shot in a wheat field and the other half in some studio backlot with a dust blower. It is SO bad it makes the Disney movies seem good.
K@@nick1635
Is Snyder seriously saying that a movie that Netflix viewers can watch for free with their subscription is the same as a movie that you have to pay for in the movie theatre? This guy is nutballs delusional.
To quote the top comment on the Pitch Meeting: “Harvesting all that grain was super easy, barley an inconvenience.”
at this point i think Snyder is just trolling everyone
Even himself
It is modern art after all
Nah, he really is that inept & incompetent.
Unfortunately, he's totally delusional at this point and wants to be a "I can do everything" Hollywood guy (write, direct, cinematography) a la Tarantino or Nolan. He just isn't that capable alone.
*Disney*
writing was never the strongsuit of Hollywood but over the last years it has become unbelieveble bad
Well, of course. When someone thinks boys can be girls and if anyone says they were once boys then that means that they are oppressed, how can they possibly write a good story?...
Its cause the writers just hang around with their group of people. Basically pussies. They only understand a select amount of characters. Basically pussies or people with pussies. That's why we dint see any men to look up to in movies anymore. Or good villains. @bentonrp
We still have 4 more of these garbage movies still coming out
You don’t have to watch them! 😂
"We" don't - only those who choose to watch this rubbish.
Hopefully Netflix realizes this is a huge waste of money and just cancels the rest.
@@GIBBO4182looks like you will lol
NOOOOOO
I started watching Rebel Moon 2 but got all the way to the part where they trick the flight directors on the battleship to let them land because they had wounded on board. It was at that point that I became exhausted from the absolute absurd ridiculousness of the whole thing. This film is truly the biggest piece of shit I've ever tried to watch. I'm glad I didn't finish it.
Shortly after that the evil guys start their preparations to launch their massive cannon at the village/planet. Guess how the massive cannon aboard the super technical space ship is operated? By a hand crank.
He said 10$ a ticket. What F***ING theater is that???
I think he meant that’s what the studio gets after the theater takes their share.
Adult ticket at my local is $12.
Plus they only get half, if that.
What’s a Theatre??
moran does math, ignores the fact that most people pirate shit movies why pay for garbage !
2nd installment in a 6 film trilogy. Genius, Gary.
It's the second installment of a three part six series movie trilogy divided in two alternate universes... But all you need to know is they all suck... In this or ay other universe!!!
My brain hurts too much to try and understand a trilogy being 6 parts uh-wtf?!?
That's what he said
The three stooges haircuts... just so distracting.
😅
My cousin calls it "the pussy haircut".
Yes. In 15 years people will laugh at this horrible haircut 'fashion'.
lol dude! Now female broccoli heads is empowering.
They try to make us sympathetic to someone who killed a child in cold blood, wow!
Right had they not betrayed her she would have stayed loyal to them. She didn’t come to her senses and try to escape with the child
You know modern writers, and maybe in LA more-so, are divorced from the natural world, or world of normal people, physics and economics (reality) when the premise of the movie rests on a warship of a galactic empire taking the time, energy and resources to not only 'check in' on a group of farmers several times in a year, but to eventually come collect grain planted and harvested by several tens of people BY HAND. Normal, modern farming is hard work. Farming BY HAND is back breaking.
The story of CHAZ and their failing community garden.
I almost forgot the name of that cesspool!
It's chop. How dare you!
Imagine Netflix giving Neill Blomkamp that amount of money instead...
Even Neil Breen, would have made a better movie.... Or, at least, a more entertaining one!
@@TheElHadschi"Twisted Pair" sequel with high production budget? Let them be!
@TheElHadschi Netflix: "Niel Breen, we were going to give this hundred million dollars to Snyder to make a film..., but instead, we're giving it to you! Let's see what you can do! This should be interesting. Have fun making a film out of it!
Niel Breen: "I don't NEED that money to make a great film...!"
I'm not a Snyder Bro, but I'll never forget the different reactions my wife and I had watching "300." I looked at the Spartan warriors and thought, "Yeah, that's a good idea not to weigh yourself down with body armor and to use a circular broad shield instead, because it gives you both protection and mobility. And the shields have indentations on each side, so you can thrust forward with your sword or spear. Yeah, these Spartans were ingenious warriors!" Meanwhile, my wife thought, "Shirtless men in leather speedos with opera capes? This is the GHEYEST movie I've ever seen!" It just shows you the divide between the sexes and what their priorities are!
"wife" 😆
Only joking, Mr Trousersnake 😘
All women do is get men to break phalanx
Except the gear in 300 is somewhat consistent with how the Greeks fought and won for 4 or 5 centuries.
And, yes, half or more of them were arse bandits.
The story, the weapons, the tactics, the fighting… shirtlessness comes a way down the line but my female gaze really appreciates a bit of it every so often.
Spartans actually did encourage gay shit amongst the troops. So they would fight harder in battle for their beloved bros. They were gay as a tactic of war. That's some alpha male warrior shit right there.
How on earth is he likening a captive audience figure, casually watching a film already included in their subscription, with an imaginary belief that all those people would go to the cinema to watch his film and therefore it would bring in over a billion? The man is delusional.
wow, he really just stole this story from 7 Samurai and acts like it's his.
its just insane he isnt being called out more for it
And he,genius that he is,found the perfect setting where that story doesn't work.
Fantasy?Hell yeah.Western?Cool.World war?good.Pirates?Yarr.Gwot?Could work.Sword and sandals?Born in it.
@@naamadossantossilva4736 but seriously, this is the story from the anime, a bunch of "sky" ships show up to get the grain and the samurai blow them up, literally that's the story!
*A Bug's Life* did the Seven Samurai arc waaaaaaaaaaaay better.
What's funny is that Star Wars already did the Seven Samurai plotline TWICE in two separate shows and did it way better.
Zack Snyder thinks that every person who watched the first part on netflix would be willing to watch in the theaters. Completely delusional. I'm glad he doesn't have anything to do with DC anymore.
To me, the worst part of it all is that feast scene after the harvest. It really highlights how void of story this thing is, and how hard he tries to pretend there is.
They come back to the village, nobody in the village knows any of them. They establish that the enemy will come in 5 days, and 3 of those are dedicated to harvesting all the magical grain. It is a lot so they need everyone to pitch in to get it done in time.
So they do that, then have the feast to celibate or whatever.
Then this little girl starts going through the "heroes" one by one, describing who they are and why they are so great, and handing out these sown crest banners that are personalized for each of them.
My question is, when the fuck did she get to know these people so well? They have done nothing so far, and certainly nothing that would make her view them the way she describes them.
Also, when did she have time for all of this?
In the span of 3 days, she got to know them on a deep personal level, have the idea to make these gifts AND actually make them.
Why was she not in the field helping out?
She talks as if a whole year played out over a weekend, and it makes no sense.
It also makes me somewhat upset when I Imagine her sitting there sowing instead of harvesting, and people going "Ey, can you please help out? We are kinda pressed for time here.."
My wife sews stuff as a hobby (stupid sewing machines are expensive as hell too!). When I saw that, I looked at her and started giving her grief because this little girl in a village that uses hand tools to do everything apparently whipped together all of these intricately detailed banners that are personalized for everyone in a day or two around her helping with the grain and training with weapons. That was weeks of cutting and sewing work to make all of those in real life.
@@robertw8897 Yeah, don't know how much time it takes to sew something like that, but I know it's not something you do over a weekend while doing other stuff as well. The only way this could even be remotely possible is if the days on this moon is a lot longer than normal, so when they say 3 days, that's more like a month or something.
But that doesn't really work either, cause the nights would be longer too, which would kill the wheat.
Even if we ignore all that, I still don't see where she got to see all this bravery and skill shes talking about, when all they did was harvesting wheat.
Gladiators, Buckbeak, Kings, Galadriel *WTF IS THIS?!*
This movie had become a challenge amongst my friends. How long can you watch without looking away or tuning out. It's impossible.
I tried watching the Snyder cut… my mind, body, and soul gave out
The Male Feminist tells the Imperium everything's fine.
"Everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?" - Han Solo; A New Hope
Gary losing his mind....let's gooooo
Ngl, I don’t even know what the plot was in this…
Grain grain GRAIN GRAIN HARVEST THE GRAIN exposition dump bang bang we win.
Sci fi seven samurai, basically
Oh, forgot to add...MAKE EVERYTHING STUPIDLY BLOODY F*CKING SLOW!!!
@@JordonPatrickMears11211988 Except Seven Samurai is to this turd as the Mona Lisa is to the crayon scribblings of a drooling mouth breather on Fentanyl. Or the Star Wars OT to the "sequels". Or TNG to STD, you get the idea.
Evil empire enslaves planets for a living and Emperor trains one his slaves to be a general in his army. She becomes way too good (John Wick levels of good) and decides to retire because war is bad. Strongest female in the galaxy pulls a Thanos and becomes a simple farmer in a backwater planet Tatooine. However, all of that changed when the Fire Nation attacked, forcing the galaxy's Katniss Everdeen to seek out other space weirdos. With the help of a mysterious prophecy granted by Force, Rey and Buddhist C-3PO can stop the Imperium of Man from stealing seeds.
Amazes me that Snyder has come so far despite being one of the very worst storytellers in the business, just sad thinking about all the great talent that never got a shot, and those whose careers ended after 1 flop. Snyder makes disaster-after-disaster and still gets $150m+ movie deals, tells you all you need to know about Hollywood
So their strategy is to hide amongst something their enemies theoretically wouldn't fire upon? Where have I heard that strategy before, but with schools and hospitals?
I was thinking the same thing.
They used Hamas as an example, pretty twisted
The only thing missing was the rebel's didn't accidentally blow up the longhouse with an ammunition fire.
Nerdrotic, I swear they must've been piloting some type of movie script generating AI for these films. They're so paint by the numbers and derivate that it's borderline funny at this point. The slow motion grain harvesting was some of the most ridiculous nonsense I've ever seen in my life.
"160 million people, if they saw that in the theatre..."
But they didn't, and wouldn't have? The amount of people who are willing to take a look at something for free while sitting on their arse, wouldn't be the same as the amount who would go out to see it for $10.
I have not seen either of them. And after falling off my chair laughing at this review by Gary, I am glad I missed them. I would not have seen them at the cinema. And now I will not see them on streaming. I would not even waste my time on the high seas getting them for nothing. I am glad Nerdrotic etc is out there, saving me time and money....
Its the piracy argument, if all the people who downloaded the movies bought it instead they would have made billions, and thus piracy cost them billions.
@@LordXadro Its an old argument going back to the late 70s and 80s as pirate became a thing. For me if its any good and got good buzz I would see it and pay for it. Most stuff is so bad now though I no longer bother. I just get it for free, and if its any good I then buy the bluray when I can. I was looking forward to Civil War. But the reviews and buzz have been so contradictory that I will wait to see it on streaming freebie whenever....
I haven't watched either of the movies nor planning on seeing them. I just have a problem with him claiming that he would've gotten the full $10 from every ticket bought (even though there is no way known to man that they would've all bought a ticket. Remember 50% goes to the studio, 50% to the theatre (chain) and less in foreign countries like China and France. It's like he's totally lost the ability to think ... and most cinemas these days charge more than $10.
Not to mention the people who left the cinema early and demanded their money back 😂
Rebel Moon Part 2 was so bad I quit midway, its just trash.
I feel sorry for him honestly. What happened to his daughter is a tragedy and it feels like watching someone who’s slightly deranged / completely deluded to cope.
To s8n ists, sacrifices get them favors. Hell-ites love adoption. Children are commodities to them. And non-blood related are even more expendable.
What happened to his daughter ?
@@misanthropicattackhelicopt4148 she watched one of his movies...
@@misanthropicattackhelicopt4148She ended her life around the time he was supposed to make Justice League, that’s why Whedon took over for the theatrical version.
Maybe he should have focused on being a Father instead of making shitty movies.
I'm still trying to wrap my head around why a galactic space faring technologically advanced empire needs the paltry amount of wheat grown by ONE COLONY ON A BACKWATER WORLD.
It's like the USA sending a carrier strike group to raid a gas station for it's fuel
Tarded Zack.
"I don't knoooow"
Screenwriter guy to producer guy at the pitch meeting.
It's like entire U.S. army showing up to buy from a farmer's market.
Is for dramatic purposes
Of course
Znack Syder’s Worst Film
No doubt about it. He should retire or just stick to directing keep them away from the writer room
Worst film so far...
Worse than Army of the Dead? Because that one was atrocious
I don't think anything can be worse than Sucker Punch.
I could be waterboarded by Isis for two straight hours and I'd still have a more enjoyable experience.
@@Lokhir100 yeah somehow these two rebel moon films are worse than army of the dead
Geez. How about a "Thelma and Louise" remake with Lizzo and She Hulk? Gonna need a 75 Eldorado, also. Netflix has no imagination.
Zak Snyder makes Michael Bay look like Chris Nolan...
Leave Micheal Bay out of this... He is a genius
Zack Synder is definitely on an Uwe Boll arc.
@@rogbardbut Uwe Boll Will still be the worst ever
@@stephaniemariah8702 Micheal Bay knows he makes dumb fun movies and that's his passion, like I can't be mad because he's completely honest about it & he seems to actually care for the art of it. Unlike for instance Rian Johnson who thinks he's the greatest film writer ever born & copes about it whenever his 'smart movies' get ripped apart.
@@Coconut-219 plus Micheal Bay doesn't have a shit movie like Zack's Rebel moon... They are actually good movies
That was the scariest opening to a video ever. Please don’t do that again… I’m traumatized.
“yAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!”
This is the template for every script nowadays:
Space/super hero black lesbian feminists in broccoli hair with "tiktoker with pronouns" clown/tribal make up because space/super hero white men bad.
I am a professional screenwriter now!
Lmao 🤣
😂😂
I think that Synder should've made Rebel Moon a series instead of two films... it given him a chance to flesh out the story & characters... it might've been a better product... But, no matter what, I thank Nerdrotic fir saving me from watching either film...
The actors were sooo bad..I don't think he cn pull off a series with these below average so called " actors " lol
netflix cancelled 1899 but +4 episodes of this crap, no comment
I literally said that as I was watching the movies. They fund this shit over something that was actually interesting.
11:51 as a farmer I know that grain dust is combustible. Not a great plan…
yes, if ratioed properly with oxygen...and the silo goes boom! corn starch is a great mcgyver tool
Rebel Moon: Part 2 - I DON’T CARE!!!!
I DON’T CARE!!!
@@maxmazzotti6651 yep! That’s what I said too!
You care enough to hate on it
@@Darkseidsolosfiction you care to hate on me!
I cannot get over a spaceship powered by coal. I know it is Titanic and Star Wars rolled into one for the Hollywood crowd. Only they (not all) but most are dumb enough to believe a spaceship can be powered by coal.
Why does it seem like, Snyder loves himself so much, it thinks it's own poop is to good to waste and sucks it back up again.
Grammar.
I'm waiting for Deadpool to go into this universe and absolutely destroy everything on a quest and then say, "Where is Francis "
Speaking of which, Deadpool and Wolverine is looking AWESOME. It's everything we've ever dreamed of. The Buddy Cop film to end all Buddy Cop movies.
"Don't worry... Whenever an admiral dies, they all have to go back home immediately.... No matter the circumstances.... Even if they're about to win the war, if an admiral dies, all the ships return home... so yeah, We're safe on our farm."
hmmm...gotta have a proper space wake....
AND even if that was the case, wouldnt they just return a couple days later as soon as a new admiral was assigned to the ship and destroy the planet then? So either way it's a terrible plotline lmao
Seriously, was that in the Movie? Didnt wana waste my time but dam thats dumb!
@@TioMogi , The imperium has resurrection technology... but for some reason they need a non essential carb like wheat grain.
that was stupid. it would have made more sense to get a new admiral out there right away.
11:30 when you have to write a 1000 word essay on grain.
I can't wait for Rebel Moon 3 when the bad guys try and do something but they fail again and die