In fact Graham's gains a buff from Jesus's active including 30%true damage, however if jesus uses his E on gragas gragas becomes aware of the fact that he is drunk and tries to act like a model citizen however model citizens don't fight so he's useless.
No, gragas would be stunned for a few seconds while drinking all thr wine, then the effect would be removed, in turn, gragas pisses in the water adding the debuff to any champion that they can't walk in the river at all, because it's so gross. Except jesus of course, because he can walk on top of it
Summon dad deals 99% of every champions sinner maximum health through any form of stasis on all servers in true damage while absolutly removing all healing, then appies holy fire which deal 1% of the targets total health each second over 20 seconds. After the target dies it becomes a christain Holy fire debuff cannot be removed by any means The cooldown for this ability is urf and is reduced by 10 seconds for each soul saved
I really enjoyed. This does not offend Christians nor mocks Christ and the Christian religion, is basically an adaptation of Jesus in LoL with a bit of humor, this is amazing, congratulations!
His role: Support jungle Special features: Team cooperation, Team building. Use him when your team is falling apart and enemy is taking advantage. Also use him when gragas is on your team.
me in 2015 reacting to the ultimate skill's beat: whoa that beat is awesome me in 2020 reacting to the ultimate skill's beat: OH MY GOD IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?!?!
why cant everybody play yorick, he counters teemo... heres why: yorick's undead minions can clear shrooms yorick's minions are annoying punish teemo easy dont care if his kit is outdated just play him
+Kevin Burgess Wait... What...? Are you stupid? To begin with, no atheist here seems to be offended; why should they be? This video is about Jesus, who is *cough* the idol for Christianity. Also, I don't think you realize how offended Christians get when others make even the slightest of a joke regarding Jesus and/or Christians. Hilarious, but pitiful.
Kevin Burgess Good for you; however, you don't speak on behalf of every Christian. I've seen plenty of Christians cry and complain over the smallest of jokes regarding their religion. It's pathetic.
This champion is so broken, especially in solo queue. Dealing double damage on debuffed enemies is extremely powerful, and considering normal solo queue it could go against 3 enemies easily. The only question is that if the enemy can get hit by this ability if they only flame and write on team chat. Also the W is really strong if he can initiate fight in the river, and again in solo queue where there is no coordinated team this can be really over powered. The ultimate is just a much stronger Garen ult but maybe its gonna have some constraints so who knows. Anyone knows why Riot didnt release him yet? Its been almost 3 years now, cmon...
God has no sons , no daughters , god is one and god is the one Keep this in your mind this is the truth Jesus 'peace be upon him' is a prophet from Allah the mighty (the only god) just that's it
I really wish some Christian's didn't find this offensive I'm Christian and I love this Idea but I would rather him be in smite. I also don't see how this is offensive
It"s call respect, someone making fun of someone or something dear has not suffer nor understand simple ethics, you are free to do it that does not make it right.
*P* - Jesus fully revives himself after he die with a cooldown of 72 hours (real time) which is garbage *Q* - Loaves of Bread and Fishes, Jesus throws little amounts of Loaves of Bread and Fishes in a cross shape which later on suffocates the enemy player when they are still within the cross. *W* - Passive: Can walk water (useless) Active: Changes water to wine xd *E* - Keeping an eye to toxic, Jesus keeps an eye to players who are toxic in the game. *R* - Brofist of God
I Disliked this video........You can't making fun of someone like Christ...You can't make fun of someone that he died to save us! You can't kame fun of someone you don't even know if he is real! Most people is christian so that video will get a "ban" They will delete your video if they see it...And if your answer to what I said is "STFU" please don't say that......
That 3 days cooldown... I can't breathe :'D
ooooooohhhhhhh i get it. lol
+ThePokemonAMVs better take your head out of the wine river then.
+ThePokemonAMVs I dont get it
Tbh I thought he was going to say three hour cooldown
+ThePokemonAMVs I get it but it's not that funny
The Biggest Counter to Teemo.
+RunItsTheCat it's like a god vs satan thing, so yeah
+Gabriel Taets thats the joke
jojo music is a huge counter.
RunItsTheCat, i get it! Teemo is Satan
KingMaga kik
I'm pretty sure Gragas would be immune to the W's active.
Hahaha lol
In fact Graham's gains a buff from Jesus's active including 30%true damage, however if jesus uses his E on gragas gragas becomes aware of the fact that he is drunk and tries to act like a model citizen however model citizens don't fight so he's useless.
No, gragas would be stunned for a few seconds while drinking all thr wine, then the effect would be removed, in turn, gragas pisses in the water adding the debuff to any champion that they can't walk in the river at all, because it's so gross. Except jesus of course, because he can walk on top of it
no infact gragas will take massive damage(or immidiate death) due to alcohol poisoning
Monit Gupta Are you actually saying that jesus's wine is a poison.. oh dear T (because it looks like a cross)
I just realized why darkkmane chose teemo for his ult because teemo is satan
Holy shit, I didn't realize that until now lol
Andrew Garcia i realized it aswell when i saw teemo
+Skeleteor I... Found it pretty obvious tbh..
Dominick Hodges you are lucky you have not been exposed to such bs power
Dominick Hodges HAVE YOU PLAYED AGAINST A TEEMO ?!?!?! (IT'S WORSE IF U ARE PLAYING A SHORT RANGED CHAMP)
why does this actually sound like a good champion
It sounds terrible.
in NA it would have 100% winrate, everyone is toxic so he'd debuff everyone. bait them into river and summon dad. GG EZ, ff @ 20.
true xD
If it weren't for the passive, yes
delinquentJACK
And his ult seems like a targeted nuke, rito pls nerf.
2:25 well there goes Satan.
Zireon L And thats how world peace was achieved!
FYI: I use to pay teemo :P
Darfall The Epic Gamer what was he payed in? souls and what for?
Darfall The Epic Gamer world peace is when USA pay it bill so the world( 1.5 billion dolars) :P and then USA gets destroyed
Darfall The Epic Gamer Souls?
Zireon L Allow me to quote Dunkey from his let's play Bioshock Infinite. "Fuck you, Satan."
Lol the passive should take 72 hours to active
it does
So stay in GA form for 72 hours?
And 2019 years cooldown
Jesus has God as his STAND?!
Don't you know Jesus is actually the first Jojo. It's one of the first powerful stand user of the human race.
i remember you that in italian dio means god
@@Lyfalda i think jesus christ in jojo part 7 is not that strong tbh
so it's jungle ?
It would Be a good support
Goderone
You fool.
You forgot to make his passive give him a buff for buying "Trinity Force"
Holy carp
Report Jesus troll, bought trinity force on an ap scaling champ
@@Oki_wfsth pretty sure jesus is like corki and deals all kinds of damage
Summon dad deals 99% of every champions sinner maximum health through any form of stasis on all servers in true damage while absolutly removing all healing, then appies holy fire which deal 1% of the targets total health each second over 20 seconds. After the target dies it becomes a christain
Holy fire debuff cannot be removed by any means
The cooldown for this ability is urf and is reduced by 10 seconds for each soul saved
Excuse me? What did I just read ._.
***** your demize...
**CASTS JESUS ULT**
XD
***** LET THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELL YUUU!!!
Cx
***** All new Christians will automatically join Jesus on his team, and they will be transported to his game.
I thought i was going to get mad at this video, but it isn't offensive, so it's pretty OK.
Abner Arosemena yeah man, i'm not even christian, but jesus seemed like a pretty cool guy tbh
OMG... You actually answered a comment of mine! I love your videos dude!
luv ya too brah
Abner Arosemena and? Who cares
Abner Arosemena SATAN SATAN SATAN
Well, good thing that im atheist
Zhea Listic that has nothing to do with this video XD
It actually does, some christs get offended over these types of videos.
Thats why I said "some"
Who are those "some Christians" who find this offended?
Ive only see comments from Christians who liked this vid.
many of my friends saw this video and they take as insult
and now satan teemo skin
You did it my friend
Cancer is real
We already have that
You called it bro
His ult should be crucified. Cleans every disadvantages of teammates. Amen?
but you die and won't resurrect
jose traje he has his passive
yes he will, but after he gets crucified he will go straight to heaven
after being crucified He rose from the dead and went to heaven ALIVE, He did not just died second time, He went there being ALIVE
yep
*Jesus Christ confirmed next god released for Smite* - estimated release date *June 31*
Asango K. are u serious?
Zied Nefzaoui I got an *OFFICIAL DATE FOR THE RELEASE* of course I am serious!
Asango K. I'm not sure if I should believe u or not
Kappa
That would be really cool
+Zied Nefzaoui there is no june 31st. jokes
2:14
Jojo's Bizzare Adventure?
***** you are a chauvinistic donkey
GeneralGiggleMuffin What makes you say that?
GeneralGiggleMuffin it is random, that cucumber makes me mad
+Old veteran With the American Spirit. Jesus uses Punish The Wicked!!!!
Min S.a.o Cho get out of here weeaboo
OOOOMMMMGGGGG I FUCKING LOVE THIS
AMEN
i am the jesus AAAYYYYYYYYYY
i am the jesus omgomgomg can you post the glorius guide on how to play bard that i once saw but i don't remember where please AMEN
tony random LOL moments episode 349 of machinema real :)
i am the jesus ohh thanks a lot Jesus amen
Fawk of juses
Jesus would not make a good champion in LOL.
Because it would take three days for him to repsawn.
That is his passive so he needs approximately 1 minute to respawn like others
he will also go 0/2/0 every game
STAAAAND PROUD!!!
Is that a Jojo reference?
Yes
ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA
@@enessakar6066 Yare yare daze
Can you imagine the explosion of hate if he'd made a champion spotlight on allah. Explosion.. Haha!
Do u realize his ult is Allah?
why being so offensive
D0ntRiSk3
No more offensive then this video really.
Gabriel Oropeza yeah but atleast report this video
u didn't talk how much offensive this video was
u was taking allah as a joke
D0ntRiSk3
Still can't figure out what you said. Sorry for whatever your mad about.
I really enjoyed.
This does not offend Christians nor mocks Christ and the Christian religion, is basically an adaptation of Jesus in LoL with a bit of humor, this is amazing, congratulations!
u sure?
@@hanzolicious kabom
@@christophealexander3262 kabom?
i find this video offensive.
i'm a Satan worshiper and you killed temmo.
Flaysoft you need Jesus
Flaysoft I hate YOU!!!. How could you
The Papa haha illuminati confirm
@@nyctoym you need a brain
@@jimjimmy8900
r/whooosh
His role: Support jungle
Special features: Team cooperation, Team building.
Use him when your team is falling apart and enemy is taking advantage.
Also use him when gragas is on your team.
OMG that was the JoJo's Stardust Crusaders theme during Summon Dad. I'm so fucking happy that someone watches that show. Good man Darkk Mane, good man
So the ultimate is just like garen's?
You killed a defenseless Teemo.
This offends me.
We got another satanist over here.
Sergeant Flipper don't worry, I'll take care of it. Lucky u brought my pitchfork to work today...
Sergeant Flipper Funny may-may.
Hilarious and original.
TurbinationE Wut
TurbinationE teemo is never defenseless
The video is offensive to satanists because you killed Teemo.
Dark nah we don't believe in satan my friend if we were worshiping satan then we are Christians so Satanism is Atheism read the Satanic Bible
Σάτυρικος Σαμάνος That sentence doesn't make sense at all.
Did he just..
Predicted the rune Waterwalking?
'0'
me in 2015 reacting to the ultimate skill's beat: whoa that beat is awesome
me in 2020 reacting to the ultimate skill's beat: OH MY GOD IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?!?!
Jesus can heal crippling depression
song? 2:13-2:28
Night01001 ruclips.net/video/j64JegzWf3c/видео.html
Darkk Mane aaaaaaaa YOU LIKE JOJO?
DID YOU SEE THE LAST STARDUST CRUSADERS EPISODE?
Jesus-Christorm
Night01001 Darude - Sandstorm
Night01001 Is a Japanese song for the anime Jojos Bizarre Adventure Stardust Crusaders, the name is Stand Proud
Fun Fact: Jesus is Arabic.
Pls no hat
Mustamir Shah WELLZ I HATS U,M9
Jesus did exist, which was also proven by science
Dimitris Xose Armando
So? We were talking about Jesus, not the earth.
Respect his belief he might not be Christian.
Wow,how nice of you respecting all the religions,i personally am an agnostic theist,so if there is god,son,youre gonna go to hell
jesus against teemo should have an ingame event like kha zix and rengar
Ok can I just say this champion has way more thought put into it than a lot of others
Yep. Moden champs be like "haha anime guy/girl deal a million dps and do a million dashes per second! buy our skins!"
this was glorious, I just wish is had been satan teemo at the very end.
OneManJack satan teemo didnt exist back then
Punder Land teemo is satan without the lil devil teemo skin
He already have now
So... Should I build a Trinity Force or a Lich Bane on this guy?
Also, if you use your W while Gragas is standing in the river, he gets a 500% buff on all stats.
this is perfect in every way.
*Just a test comment*
im christian and i found this hilarious. people shouldnt take things so seriously
KmoneyTheCucumber
well I guess it is funny. you know, to make fun of your saviour!
the gods son who died for us!
ivasa vaske da game Haha yeah. Isn't it hilarious? I love watching darkkmane.
You do not sound like one friend, I would not even make fun of my elders let alone people"s beliefs, but thou art free to choose non the less.
3 years later , riot actually adds waterwalking
whoa that ULT was just OP, that should be called judgment punch
much better then machinimarealm MUCH BETTER
LetsRaZe You have my respect.
His E would solve the toxicity in the game 🤣🤣
I watched this video so long ago, didn't realize the Jojo's reference until now. God bless
JoJo
So Jesus can't stop time saying ZA WARUDO summoning STAR PLATINUM.This IS Cool
Stand Name : God's Hand
Stand Master : Jesus
You forgot to say he takes three days to respawn
After thousands of nerfs, his E is still ridiculously broken.
Jesus would be the best jg
Atri Richards jezus would be like ivern xD
So water walking is in the new runes, Darks PhD is really paying off
Wonderful job, loved it. Annie deserved it.
drunken miracle should b a positive thing for grangas
Why can't the new League of Legends champions be like this?
You thought it was God punching Teemo in the face but it was me Dio
Actually E would be an awesome ability in game
1:35 jokes on you I don’t need to translate it
I am an atheist and I am offended
Aaah shit im watching this in the end of 2019 and laughing from a jojo referense
I would love to have this champion. actually seems balanced-ish, like a typical league champ
Easter egg, the dad fist is the Riot logo.
why cant everybody play yorick, he counters teemo...
heres why:
yorick's undead minions can clear shrooms
yorick's minions are annoying
punish teemo easy
dont care if his kit is outdated just play him
What do you mean? Teemo counters everything.
Also his ghouls have a retarded hitbox so teemo will never be able to click on them and attack them.
garen counters teemo.
Fairytail reference? :D
Jojo
***** rly?...fairytail?
***** *pukes violently*
***** Fuck off with your fairy tail.
+Morgan van Leest god no, that show was fucking autistic
the best part is that this would actually be a pretty cool/funny champ to play as/have in league
2:17 Was i the only one trying to Fistbump my screen?
Wow predicted the smolder R perfectly
I would play this 10/10 it actually seems like a legit champion idea and would probably be playable
his ult and w would actually be pretty cool
0:30 *Guardian angel trying not to laugh*
72 hours passive cool down lol
Jesus rocks!
river jesus
So Dad is the Riot Games' fist?
welcome to League of Legends Spotlight featuring
Allah The Real God
Cyka Blyat for those who triggered
ROFL This is actually one of the funniest comments I found here
For the rest of the comment I just can't hate you for the religious part. gg
1:35 why punish me? :(
How does ignite work on brand?
Well... i hate how atheist literally are the ones saying that we would get offended and shit, but GOD DAMN ITS THEM THIS TIME
???
+Kevin Burgess
Wait... What...? Are you stupid?
To begin with, no atheist here seems to be offended; why should they be? This video is about Jesus, who is *cough* the idol for Christianity.
Also, I don't think you realize how offended Christians get when others make even the slightest of a joke regarding Jesus and/or Christians. Hilarious, but pitiful.
Sir Gent I dont get offended.
Kevin Burgess Good for you; however, you don't speak on behalf of every Christian. I've seen plenty of Christians cry and complain over the smallest of jokes regarding their religion. It's pathetic.
It really is, and i hate it. the only thing i get bothered by is when people say "666!" or "SATAN!"
Please do one for the Flying Spaghetti Monster as well! For it is far mightier than either Jesus or God.
Spaghetti isn't real are u dreaming
The Legend 27 So is macaroni hahahahahaah
Alexus Sabanal
Macaroni is real And I liked it
The Legend 27 oh hell yeah I love macaroni too. Especially Mac and cheese
Alexus Sabanal
Ok
This champion is so broken, especially in solo queue. Dealing double damage on debuffed enemies is extremely powerful, and considering normal solo queue it could go against 3 enemies easily. The only question is that if the enemy can get hit by this ability if they only flame and write on team chat. Also the W is really strong if he can initiate fight in the river, and again in solo queue where there is no coordinated team this can be really over powered. The ultimate is just a much stronger Garen ult but maybe its gonna have some constraints so who knows.
Anyone knows why Riot didnt release him yet? Its been almost 3 years now, cmon...
"I didn't die for this"
xD
First video I watched.
Of darkmanes..
God has no sons , no daughters , god is one and god is the one
Keep this in your mind this is the truth Jesus 'peace be upon him' is a prophet from Allah the mighty (the only god) just that's it
+Whbi-Senpai and here we see a muslim in his natural habitat
hmm ..
Whbi-Senpai shh I think he spotted me
U can run but u cant hide xD
Whbi-Senpai Jesus is the some of God but he is God at the same time God is 3 in one.
Omg so fun XDDD
Pls do hitler next or something like dat XD
Now recommended?
I really wish some Christian's didn't find this offensive I'm Christian and I love this Idea but I would rather him be in smite. I also don't see how this is offensive
Do not make fun of Jesus
to late my friend
Learn to take a joke.
Lucky Jhon why not? Even I make fun pan why not you with your jew god?
It"s call respect, someone making fun of someone or something dear has not suffer nor understand simple ethics, you are free to do it that does not make it right.
@@vikarsan3296 or wrong
is jesus ap, ad or tank?
All of it
Also he can be played all of it by not buying any items.
Requires No Mana either
ap ad tank assassin jg support
Collateral Damage he's a God....
Boi!
Anyone watching this at 2k16?
ye
No :))
Hehe xdFD Noway
Nah... 2k17
bitch pls
*P* - Jesus fully revives himself after he die with a cooldown of 72 hours (real time) which is garbage
*Q* - Loaves of Bread and Fishes, Jesus throws little amounts of Loaves of Bread and Fishes in a cross shape which later on suffocates the enemy player when they are still within the cross.
*W* - Passive: Can walk water (useless)
Active: Changes water to wine xd
*E* - Keeping an eye to toxic, Jesus keeps an eye to players who are toxic in the game.
*R* - Brofist of God
The summon dad is a double cuz rito is a fist and they force u to let them be your daddy.
Dont put God's name in Vain...you earned a dislike
But he didn't '-'
Please, show me where did he used God's name.
XxIanThe Gamer750xX yes, he didn't
Gostei do nome kkkkk
FullAdDarius BR ashushsush vlw achei q vc fosse um americano
FullAdDarius BR eu n vi o BR na frente
I’m a Christian and I approve of this👌🏻
JOJO
Holy shit they actually made the W pasive into the game.
All jokes aside, this would actually be a good character
I Disliked this video........You can't making fun of someone like Christ...You can't make fun of someone that he died to save us! You can't kame fun of someone you don't even know if he is real! Most people is christian so that video will get a "ban" They will delete your video if they see it...And if your answer to what I said is "STFU" please don't say that......
Being a Christian and an avid League player, this needs to be in League. Like, now. 😂
I'm a chatolic
And I find this funny actually.
lol me to
you forgot the important part!
jesus is immune to charm' this passive is versus rakan & evelyn & ahri
I think Jesus would be a very good character😂 That R is so amazing😂😂
8 years later and we now have am ult called "mmmooooooommm!"