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  • Опубликовано: 10 янв 2025

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  • @LasizweDambuza
    @LasizweDambuza  4 года назад +317

    Rate this video out of 10!
    ( Please share the link of this video to your social media) highly appreciate it❤️😭😍🙏)

  • @istanbtsforclearskin194
    @istanbtsforclearskin194 4 года назад +522

    Like if you’ve been a fan of lasizwe since “ek sal doom jou”
    Or if you’ve been a fan before that as well!

    • @thetypicalanna7456
      @thetypicalanna7456 4 года назад +3

      I've been watching since this other interview he did in 2017/2018
      so basically since that other video where he was making fun of someone's baby😭

    • @kimberleymaphosa2542
      @kimberleymaphosa2542 4 года назад +3

      I've been watching his videos since he was in high school watching them on Facebook

    • @theresasardien2551
      @theresasardien2551 4 года назад

      I've been since doom jou lol

    • @good3irlgonebad
      @good3irlgonebad 4 года назад

      since way back

    • @Oleboge
      @Oleboge 4 года назад

      There are 2 ek sal doom jou. But i've been a fan before

  • @sphesihlembuli5327
    @sphesihlembuli5327 4 года назад +262

    This is one of my pet peeves, I barely answer phone calls, what makes you think I’ll answer a video call without warning mxm. I will stare at the screen while the phone is ringing and then send u a text later asking what u wanted 💅🏾

  • @metja__L
    @metja__L 4 года назад +375

    "call declined, iya decliner for me"
    Me: she should call PRUDENCE for a void 👀🤪💅👩🏽‍🦰👛👠😂

  • @rachelkambinda8579
    @rachelkambinda8579 4 года назад +248

    'All my daughters are girls' 😭😭💀

  • @lesathompson1742
    @lesathompson1742 4 года назад +315

    South African mother's be like this tho😂

  • @jazzlynnkgobe7440
    @jazzlynnkgobe7440 4 года назад +285

    “I’m not her parent I’m her mother” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️ Lasizwe you kill hai hai 😂😂

  • @sibby4207
    @sibby4207 4 года назад +142

    This woman is my mother😂😂 She will remind you of every cent that she has spent on you!🙄

    • @funkydaroom1830
      @funkydaroom1830 4 года назад +1

      Same with my mom

    • @gloriousnp
      @gloriousnp 4 года назад +2

      Same here
      A typical african mother 🤣🤣🤣🤣
      Love me some african parents, cant trade them to anything 🇹🇿🇹🇿🇹🇿🤣😂

    • @houseofvanity8
      @houseofvanity8 3 года назад

      Same and my moms French she keeps the books and will let u know every cent she has spent on ya

  • @lebommatjie
    @lebommatjie 4 года назад +148

    "I born you, I birth you, I data you,I phone you"🤣🤣

  • @soneschmidt374
    @soneschmidt374 3 года назад +15

    "I am not her parent, I am her mother", this is literally the highlight of my day! I'd be laughing so hard...

  • @tamaramufaro
    @tamaramufaro 4 года назад +38

    "Is your friend a breath of fresh air like your mother?" Why is this my mother😂😂😂😂

  • @metja__L
    @metja__L 4 года назад +176

    🤣 🤣 🤣 She stored her daughter as "My DAUGHTER that is a GIRL" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 Our mothers who aren't our parents have names for us yerr 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @LatungwaMwahafa3
    @LatungwaMwahafa3 4 года назад +340

    "I born you"
    "I birth you"
    "I data you"
    Dead😂😂

  • @kaylenhealy8556
    @kaylenhealy8556 4 года назад +16

    "You don't ask how high... you'll find out in the air"🤣🤣🤣

  • @bokang6778
    @bokang6778 4 года назад +245

    "Yey futsek...listen "😭😭😂😂😂

  • @yanickpuspaceno7860
    @yanickpuspaceno7860 4 года назад +96

    😂😂😂😂 "explain for 52 marks"
    "Tell them you are experiencin Wi-fi load shedding stage 5"😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dead!!

    • @angieoliphant
      @angieoliphant 4 года назад +1

      I'm a mom and a teacher, doubly funny 🤣🤣🤣

    • @yanickpuspaceno7860
      @yanickpuspaceno7860 4 года назад +2

      @@angieoliphant WOW!! It must be so hard being a teacher and having to deal with your children at the same time!! You must endure alot!! You are a true warrior!!

    • @angieoliphant
      @angieoliphant 4 года назад +1

      @@yanickpuspaceno7860 Wow, what great comment, thank you you! It gets tough, I can't lie, but so ultimately rewarding 🙏🏼 Be blessed.

    • @yanickpuspaceno7860
      @yanickpuspaceno7860 4 года назад +1

      @@angieoliphant I know! It is very rewarding, I am an art teacher, at only 17, but still very rewarding!!

    • @Lebogang_Bothman
      @Lebogang_Bothman 4 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jaydenmuller251
    @jaydenmuller251 4 года назад +59

    "You forgetting that I'm Eskom of this place" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @lest3136
    @lest3136 4 года назад +114

    Am I the only one who needs time to bathe and clean the room before video calls? 😭

    • @tyali84
      @tyali84 4 года назад +4

      You not alone. I need to at least be ready. It's rude to video call with no prior alert.

    • @bambieyedgirl7846
      @bambieyedgirl7846 4 года назад +5

      Girl, better tell me at least a day or so in advance if you gon video call because otherwise... I'm just going to stare at the phone and let it ring untiiiil.. LMAO!!

  • @xitikomyakayaka9078
    @xitikomyakayaka9078 4 года назад +207

    “Your toes are breathing through the wood because of ME!”
    😂😂😂😂💀

  • @leratombana1574
    @leratombana1574 4 года назад +64

    "Explain for 52 marks"🤣🤣🤣😭

  • @nametsomenyatsoe6456
    @nametsomenyatsoe6456 4 года назад +143

    Mara our black parents be so dramatic 😹😹😹😹yoh

  • @FaatimahGasant
    @FaatimahGasant 4 года назад +791

    “All my daughters are girls”
    “I am not her parent, I am her mother”
    “He is my daughter”
    “Your daughter is a he”
    I can’t.
    😭

  • @pankake1785
    @pankake1785 4 года назад +13

    "I am not her parent I am her mother"
    -Lasizwe 2020

  • @QueenChunky
    @QueenChunky 4 года назад +22

    "She's got a nerve!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm obsessed with this guy!!! ♥️♥️♥️ I like how the "daughter" understands the English

  • @yourgirlmayatiktokchannel8432
    @yourgirlmayatiktokchannel8432 4 года назад +70

    No one:
    Lasizwe:I am Eskom

  • @xitikomyakayaka9078
    @xitikomyakayaka9078 4 года назад +31

    “Is your friend a fresh of breath air”
    💀😭

  • @davidwanjohi831
    @davidwanjohi831 4 года назад +44

    Every African mother who is not your parent: I own your life.😅

  • @yourgirlmayatiktokchannel8432
    @yourgirlmayatiktokchannel8432 4 года назад +145

    who's been a fan of lasizwe before 2020
    👇

  • @chichimhlongo5354
    @chichimhlongo5354 4 года назад +78

    “your toes are breathing through the wound because of me”😭

  • @mariolyndelange5936
    @mariolyndelange5936 4 года назад +16

    You will not believe how accurate this video is. This is me and my daughter. 🤣And I am just as dramatic, telling her that I gave her life etc. Lasizwe you nailed this😂

    • @tyali84
      @tyali84 4 года назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂lol I remind mine everyday.

  • @Monika-zr7rw
    @Monika-zr7rw 4 года назад +15

    "I born you,I bath you, I phone you, I data you".....😄lasizwe got Motivated by his aunty's line. The whole family is talented.

    • @nomcebombhele842
      @nomcebombhele842 7 месяцев назад

      Yes that's true 😂😂😂the one from Gomora

  • @kimpietersen1551
    @kimpietersen1551 4 года назад +49

    All my daughters are gyals.
    I am not her parent. I am her mother.
    He is my daughter.
    Your daughter is a he.
    Lord protect this human!

  • @h34rts4bree
    @h34rts4bree 4 года назад +127

    U are forgetting I'm not ur parent I am ur mother
    If ur mother asks u to answer the phone with ur ears
    U jump u dont say how high ?
    You find put in the air how high
    And if it's a short distance u must come down very fast 🏃‍♀️
    Me:😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @lesedikhupari3181
      @lesedikhupari3181 4 года назад +1

      Call an ambulance, I can't breathe🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🚑

    • @dineomalebomaluleke1977
      @dineomalebomaluleke1977 4 года назад +1

      I'm finished😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @h34rts4bree
      @h34rts4bree 4 года назад +1

      @@lesedikhupari3181 yo wena 🤣🤣😂🤣

    • @h34rts4bree
      @h34rts4bree 4 года назад

      @@dineomalebomaluleke1977 same 🤣🤣🤣

  • @nonhlanhlatlhogi5204
    @nonhlanhlatlhogi5204 4 года назад +40

    We need to give Lasizwe credits for his edits ... 😍

  • @melissagolombick2583
    @melissagolombick2583 4 года назад +6

    🤣🤣🤣When I say you must jump, you don’t ask how high first, you ask in the air. I am finished 😂😂

  • @joanmatela709
    @joanmatela709 4 года назад +15

    “Your toes are breathing through the wood because of me.” 🤣🤣

  • @nanasimona
    @nanasimona 4 года назад +27

    'I'm not her perent,I'm her mother'
    'ask your father about me, clearly you don't have perents'

  • @bambieyedgirl7846
    @bambieyedgirl7846 4 года назад +11

    Needed cheering up and didn't know how to let go of such emotions. Lasizwe clip pops up and I am actually feeling so much better. Your videos do more than make us just giggle and move on with the day. Your videos bring brightness and calm into a bad day and it goes from bad to better :) Thank you Lasizwe!! An epic individual for life.

  • @lebohangsandamela5114
    @lebohangsandamela5114 4 года назад +27

    “Is your friend a breath of fresh air like your mother?” 😂😂😂 love it

  • @yolandanosihle7551
    @yolandanosihle7551 4 года назад +10

    Ask your father about me 😂. That part ripped me to pieces😅. Deadddd😂😂

    • @simplepruny1925
      @simplepruny1925 4 года назад +2

      Coz clearly you dont have parents 🤔😂😂😂

  • @_Lolo00
    @_Lolo00 4 года назад +11

    "all my daughters are girls" sent me😂😂
    "you find out in the air how high and if it's a short distance you must come down very fast" 😂😂
    Lasizwe u know black parents all too well

  • @chichimhlongo5354
    @chichimhlongo5354 4 года назад +34

    “the WiFi has load shedding” 😔💀😭

  • @buhleshabalala7541
    @buhleshabalala7541 4 года назад +45

    "All my daughters are girls'🤣🤣
    'Explain 4 52 marks '🤣🤣😍🚶‍♀️

    • @sasha_leesa
      @sasha_leesa 4 года назад

      Exams are coming 🤣🤣🤣

  • @joshberith
    @joshberith 4 года назад +28

    The way she puts everything words into verbs: I DATA you 😂😂

  • @darlenee.l.3131
    @darlenee.l.3131 4 года назад +7

    "All my daughters are girls", "I am not her parent, I am her mother" LOOOOOLS! Who taught this lady English please?!

  • @forevertheaii
    @forevertheaii 4 года назад +48

    💁🏾‍♀️My mother saves me and my siblings' numbers as "daughter 1, daughter 2 and daughter 3"😢😅🤷🏾‍♀️😂okare we don't have names.

  • @kimberlymupaya6472
    @kimberlymupaya6472 4 года назад +11

    the wifi has load shedding with immediate effect🙌

  • @celestecoetzee4453
    @celestecoetzee4453 4 года назад +8

    It’s the “breath of fresh air” for me 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Inspired by Chantel 🤞🏽😂😂

  • @choolwemuleya4225
    @choolwemuleya4225 4 года назад +12

    "i data you"😂😂😂
    "You breathe my air"😂😂😂
    "Explain for 52 marks"😂😂💀
    "Is your friend a breath of fresh air"😂😂😂

  • @itsyokirlvee5005
    @itsyokirlvee5005 4 года назад +8

    That "hey voetsek" slapped hard🤣🤣

  • @gomolemothamage3297
    @gomolemothamage3297 4 года назад +8

    "I'm expelling the whole facility ..." 😂

  • @ziyandatheshortonezondi8419
    @ziyandatheshortonezondi8419 4 года назад +5

    "Tell those people you are playing whatsapp with your experiencing load shedding stage 5" yhooo Mara lasizwe mara 😂🤣🙏

  • @janinebarends1240
    @janinebarends1240 4 года назад +6

    “Your toes are breathing threw the wood because of me”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭🙈😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @beccabrns1723
    @beccabrns1723 4 года назад +40

    The title is WAY too relatable

  • @fitmetz9318
    @fitmetz9318 4 года назад +6

    But this boy is so talented omg🤣 much love from Tanzania 🇹🇿

  • @Jaime57065
    @Jaime57065 4 года назад +2

    I love this! "Tell your people that you're experiencing load shedding stage 5."😂

  • @em_kaay
    @em_kaay 4 года назад +9

    "Explain for 52 marks" 🤣🤣🤣💀

  • @mmathapeloevelynkgole7713
    @mmathapeloevelynkgole7713 4 года назад +7

    "Explain for 52 marks"
    I cannot
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ij435
    @ij435 4 года назад +5

    You would think the daughters in a different country or something but she’s in the next room🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @leonandivhuwo2028
    @leonandivhuwo2028 4 года назад +18

    This the reason why I hide my last seen😑🤣

  • @refilwesejaki1378
    @refilwesejaki1378 4 года назад +7

    "All my daughters are girls"😂🙆

  • @fariraichawatama9574
    @fariraichawatama9574 4 года назад +4

    I born you, I birth you, I data you😂😂😂😂

  • @shonganinatreen1058
    @shonganinatreen1058 4 года назад +4

    The Wi-Fi has loadshedding stage 5 with emmediate effect 😹😹😹😹

  • @Joy-Luzi
    @Joy-Luzi 4 года назад +10

    Mother: "Iyadeclina for me" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @anelissabrown2424
    @anelissabrown2424 4 года назад +4

    "I own your life" what a wow🤣🤣..This is the funniest video of yours I have watched in a while Lasizwe

  • @loben1473
    @loben1473 4 года назад +4

    Did I not die 🤣🤣🤣 Haven't laughed like this in forever- Accurate as hell!!!

  • @sihle_sibiya
    @sihle_sibiya 4 года назад +46

    “I born you”
    “I birth you”
    “I phone you”
    “I data you”
    😭😭😭😭

  • @ndumiekedama4856
    @ndumiekedama4856 4 года назад +1

    In hospital for 5 days now u just made ma day dankie gal😂😂😂😂😂

  • @siziwemthethwa1469
    @siziwemthethwa1469 4 года назад +3

    "Your toes are breathing through the wound because of me" I cannot ayy 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @molokos.9481
    @molokos.9481 4 года назад +4

    “All my daughters are girls” 😭😂😂

  • @yolandamataruse414
    @yolandamataruse414 4 года назад +8

    my mom will call me to get her water when shes in her room LMAO XD

  • @khollylwarhndy4102
    @khollylwarhndy4102 4 года назад +3

    “I’m not her parent I’m her mother” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @zinhlemotaung562
    @zinhlemotaung562 4 года назад +4

    “Is your friend a breath of fresh air like your mother”? 😹💀

  • @MsZ14
    @MsZ14 4 года назад +1

    Its the "You don't know who i am , you will find to know me!" For me 😂😂😂

  • @lwazimdluli9625
    @lwazimdluli9625 4 года назад +3

    "Eskom goes ZOOP" 🙆‍♀️😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @shinansubuga2578
    @shinansubuga2578 4 года назад +5

    African parents with "I own your life" sis u ain't God🤣🤣

  • @ItachiUchiha-mo7uv
    @ItachiUchiha-mo7uv 4 года назад +6

    “Your daughter is a he”😂😂😂😂

  • @happinessmbeure5532
    @happinessmbeure5532 4 года назад

    You're forgetting that I'm eskom of this place
    Oooh My, this killed me🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bmoroe
    @bmoroe 4 года назад +14

    My dad calls me when he is outside when he wants something 😑😂😂

  • @nkhensanikhanyi928
    @nkhensanikhanyi928 4 года назад +1

    "Ask your fada about me"🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️🤣🤣

  • @thembekatsoku6256
    @thembekatsoku6256 4 года назад +8

    😂😂😂😂😂😂 ask your father about me, you clearly dont know me😁😁😁😁😁

  • @scorpioentertainment3304
    @scorpioentertainment3304 4 года назад +12

    Who’s commenting when they did not see the whole video

  • @unathimathews3851
    @unathimathews3851 4 года назад +2

    I born you. I birth you.i phone you.i data you. YOHH LASIZWE🤣🤣🤣

  • @thaatohatsisetshego9536
    @thaatohatsisetshego9536 4 года назад

    "I'm Eskom of this place... the wi-fi has loadshedding"...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @esthernawej3922
    @esthernawej3922 4 года назад +2

    "The WIFI has loadshedding , with ImMeDiAtE eFfEcT." im finishedddddddd

  • @tsamemphuting7441
    @tsamemphuting7441 4 года назад +6

    This reminds me of when I didn't pick up my mum's video calls and she called my brother to tell him that "ke hlapa ka maranyane a gagwe but I don't talk to her" 😂😂💀 I told her that I use water to bath (not her technology) and she said the water is also hers 🚶‍♀️😂

  • @akhonamntambo1412
    @akhonamntambo1412 3 года назад +1

    "I'm not her parent I'm her mother"😹😹👏

  • @toffeecrisp9287
    @toffeecrisp9287 4 года назад +7

    These nosey aunties this whole situation would have been avoided

  • @bossladyzozo3083
    @bossladyzozo3083 4 года назад +11

    🤣🤣🤣 "All my daughters, are girls".....
    Idc what anyone else thinks Lasizwe is funny asf 🤣🤣🤣🤣
    "Tell those people you are playing whatsapp with you are experiencing load shading stage 5"🤣🤣🤣......

  • @nthabisengmashego4856
    @nthabisengmashego4856 4 года назад +59

    So she video called felicia even though they’re in the same house?😂😭

  • @lebohangmotloung6354
    @lebohangmotloung6354 3 года назад +1

    “All my Daughters are girls” and “ I am not her parent, I am her Mother” 😂

  • @itslittlemissrainbeaux
    @itslittlemissrainbeaux 3 года назад

    "Tell those people you're WhatsApping with you're experiencing loadshedding stage five" yoh haai I'm dead😭😭😂😂

  • @adricloete8864
    @adricloete8864 4 года назад +5

    Your forgetting that im eskom of this place😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    I see that every time me and my brother fight

  • @kesegomodibedi
    @kesegomodibedi 4 года назад

    "You are forgetting that im the eskom of this place!" 😂😂😂❤

  • @li-k9827
    @li-k9827 3 года назад +1

    '' tell those people u playing whatsapp with , u experiencing loadshedding stage five , tch ''
    IM WHEEZING-

  • @melysahananda5066
    @melysahananda5066 4 года назад +1

    Ur toes are breathing thru the floor becoz of me 🤣

  • @caramelprincessxx964
    @caramelprincessxx964 4 года назад +3

    "I'm not your parent, I'm your mother "😭

  • @ethanm4514
    @ethanm4514 4 года назад +11

    don't they know we all look crusty, i will watch it ring with a smile on my face

  • @chaychay1411
    @chaychay1411 4 года назад +2

    "mom wdym fresh of breath air" 😭😭

  • @vickyvee4531
    @vickyvee4531 4 года назад

    I Data you hahaha.. loved this.. watching from England in Lockdown. Lasizwe you bring laughter and smiles into our lives luv.. Brilliant..