I paid 60 dollars for the COD Vanguard campaign so you don't have to

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  • @shadowwarriorshockwave3281
    @shadowwarriorshockwave3281 2 года назад +2036

    1:52 “we’ve had one world war yes but what about Second World War” fucking killed me

    • @melochin8237
      @melochin8237 2 года назад +117

      I just can't take the story where they drafted Merry into SS seriously

    • @unluckymonkey4382
      @unluckymonkey4382 2 года назад +3

      I love that meme

    • @homeygfunkoffacherryfruitl4971
      @homeygfunkoffacherryfruitl4971 2 года назад +50

      The Great War and the Not-As-Great But Still Pretty Alright War.

    • @sirshotty7689
      @sirshotty7689 2 года назад +7

      melo chin or the time Pippin got conscripted into the Red Army

  • @VRichardsn
    @VRichardsn 2 года назад +1818

    "Formations just slow me down"
    A Grade writing right there.

    • @echodelta2172
      @echodelta2172 2 года назад +349

      Real WW2 pilot: *dies in a ball of flame because leaving the formation makes you an easy target*

    • @VRichardsn
      @VRichardsn 2 года назад +83

      @@echodelta2172 Spot on. Of heroes is the cemetery full.

    • @huggniceman4975
      @huggniceman4975 2 года назад +151

      Right up there with "Aww, no more Nazis to kill" just completely cringeworthy. Could have said something about crushing the fascist reich or something, they could have even ripped a line directly from Reznov in WaW, lord knows they didn't care to pull most of this game from other games.

    • @youtubecreators384
      @youtubecreators384 2 года назад +44

      What the hell does that even mean? "Formations just slow me down"

    • @DekkarJr
      @DekkarJr 2 года назад +41

      @@youtubecreators384 Means he's not a team palyer :3

  • @scarecrow2097
    @scarecrow2097 2 года назад +3382

    Apart from the barrels of bugs, am loving how the niche hunting revolver shotgun that had less than 100 pieces made is used by the army of every nation in this game.

    • @superfamilyallosauridae6505
      @superfamilyallosauridae6505 2 года назад +215

      and the IJA guy is hip firing it in all directions when ambushed

    • @godsteeth1574
      @godsteeth1574 2 года назад +451

      And the japanese soldiers using STG's with acogs and suppressors

    • @scarecrow2097
      @scarecrow2097 2 года назад +127

      @@godsteeth1574 stgs with acog like scopes and suppressors is probably a modification you could see but a Japanese holding it and generally any stg before 1944....no

    • @maxsomerjoki8147
      @maxsomerjoki8147 2 года назад +120

      @@scarecrow2097 Definitely not you would never see anything like that what are u taking :D because there are zero things that are accurate in this game I’m pretty sure they made it on purpose

    • @scarecrow2097
      @scarecrow2097 2 года назад +74

      @@maxsomerjoki8147 the stgs had a short ZF4 optic and big ass thermal scope who's name I can't pronounce (zielgerat1229 or whatever) designed for them, they simply never became standard issue attachments. The game used the fact a handful of experimental attachments existed during ww2 and decided to put them on everything.

  • @CertifiedNEETClassic
    @CertifiedNEETClassic 2 года назад +2494

    It's not just assets and mechanics! Now they're copying entire scenes! Truly groundbreaking!
    Edit: D-Day is D-Day and stuff, it's history, I know.
    But I was more specifically talking about the bit that's literally just the Farah and J-12 hide-and-seek but done worse.

    • @walnzell9328
      @walnzell9328 2 года назад +229

      And entire storylines and character backstories.
      The Soviet woman is just Lt. Tanya Pavelovna from CoD: Finest Hour.
      Separated from her family. Taking her father's sniper rifle. Hunting Nazi officers with great vengeance. Living only to see the reich fall.

    • @OffendingTheOffendable
      @OffendingTheOffendable 2 года назад +36

      They just put assets from cold war all over

    • @wilhufftarkin8543
      @wilhufftarkin8543 2 года назад +66

      @@valentinlopatko COD1 American campaign copied Band of Brothers, COD1 British campaign copied The Longest Day, COD1 Soviet campaign copied Enemy at the Gates and COD WAW copied another scene from Enemy at the Gates, lol.

    • @rileyoakley7196
      @rileyoakley7196 2 года назад +30

      Well that’s what happens with these retarded 1 year cycles instead of actually putting time and effort into it

    • @granit8902
      @granit8902 2 года назад +9

      @@valentinlopatko i think the vanguard midway mission copy a scene from midway2019 movie too

  • @Evangrand
    @Evangrand 2 года назад +2252

    Man I remember the days when you’d buy cod FOR the campaign

    • @N_4747
      @N_4747 2 года назад +188

      I remember the days when cod games weren't reskins of the last one

    • @socrative9810
      @socrative9810 2 года назад +57

      @Scarlet Dani mw2019 campaign was good af though

    • @derth9230
      @derth9230 2 года назад +23

      @@socrative9810 yup but it started to decline a bit before that though mw 2019 was revolutionary

    • @R-SXX
      @R-SXX 2 года назад +1

      Always a highlight for me when renting was a still a thing; never bought a cod, just rented it over the weekend and had a blast

    • @Hippie_Holmes
      @Hippie_Holmes 2 года назад +8

      I legit played the wii version of waw for hours never touched muiltyplayer

  • @Jooglesberry
    @Jooglesberry 2 года назад +5410

    imagine hiring an actual russian to play a russian

    • @silentdrew7636
      @silentdrew7636 2 года назад +95

      Can't we just get Walter Koenig?

    • @scoutman66
      @scoutman66 2 года назад +380

      Why do that when you can give Ron down the street 60 dollars to do a bad Russian accent

    • @Ahmadabdal_
      @Ahmadabdal_ 2 года назад +514

      Wait Russians exist?
      I just thought that they were the made up bad guy for call of duty

    • @DecidedlyNinja
      @DecidedlyNinja 2 года назад +108

      That's just way too hard when you only have a few tens of millions of dollars budget [/sarc].

    • @Jooglesberry
      @Jooglesberry 2 года назад +22

      @@scoutman66 they're going with well known popular voice actor, not ron down the street

  • @mustacheman4476
    @mustacheman4476 2 года назад +560

    My favorite part of the game was when the bionicles fought with you in the pacific theater

    • @xQuandaleDinglex
      @xQuandaleDinglex 2 года назад +22

      A fellow BIONICLE FAN!?!? IN THE WILD!?!?! I guess destiny brought us here. ✊🏾

    • @emperormajorian112
      @emperormajorian112 2 года назад +15

      @@xQuandaleDinglex UNITY, DUTY, DESTINY

    • @theduxabides9274
      @theduxabides9274 2 года назад +1

      UNITY, DUTY, DESTINY MARINE!!!!!!

    • @tylerclifford1503
      @tylerclifford1503 2 года назад

      I would like your comment, but then it would be 421 likes instead of 420👌

  • @gabrieldavis4434
    @gabrieldavis4434 2 года назад +2339

    This looks like the most bland campaign yet. CoD, PLEASE stop doing annual releases.

    • @Artiljerjia
      @Artiljerjia 2 года назад +69

      @donkey Kong country master or just relaunch support for those games with minor updates

    • @superbeavers7645
      @superbeavers7645 2 года назад +15

      @@Artiljerjia That won't work for the Playstation users

    • @CrispyGFX
      @CrispyGFX 2 года назад +130

      Stop buying them every year and they'll have a reason not to.

    • @stevem4783
      @stevem4783 2 года назад +12

      @donkey Kong country master given that Black Ops 2 was the best game in the series I'd absolutely love that as long as they didn't change a thing

    • @ssww3
      @ssww3 2 года назад +4

      @donkey Kong country master mw2 2022 is coming

  • @RedRocky54
    @RedRocky54 2 года назад +1351

    That opening Stalingrad attack was beautiful. Mid-1942 with T-34-85s from 1944, He-177 bombers that were so plagued with issues they were almost never used (instead of the main German strategic bomber, the He-111), dropping bombs that land horizontally in defiance of the laws of aerodynamics and general bomb design.
    And the Stukas, oh boy the Stukas. Not only did they use a model of Stuka that was first introduced _after_ the Battle of Stalingrad(Ju-87G), it was a model that _removed the MGs_ to instead carry a pair of 37mm anti-tank guns, and was exclusively for hunting tanks. And they have them making strafing attacks against infantry using non-existent MGs. Not to mention the G model also couldn't carry bombs lmao. God bless modern WW2 CoDs.

    • @SpooksCabooks
      @SpooksCabooks 2 года назад +130

      I read this entirely wrong at 2am and thought it was complementing then i re-read and was like WAIT A FUCKING SECOND

    • @isaiahcampbell488
      @isaiahcampbell488 2 года назад +52

      @@SpooksCabooks It's day time here and I was about a quarter of the way through and then the sarcasm hit me like a brick. Lol

    • @echodelta2172
      @echodelta2172 2 года назад +65

      Dude, I recognize your frustration and had the EXACT same criticisms...COD ALWAYS picks the Ju-87G bcuz WAAAAOOOOWWW BIG GUNS!!!1!!1

    • @RedRocky54
      @RedRocky54 2 года назад +56

      @@echodelta2172 The best part, that I only noticed after skimming through the full streams, is that they have the early-war cockpits too. Even in the 1945 Berlin. So it's not even really a G model, they just stuck the guns onto a Ju-87B.

    • @theguylivinginyourwalls
      @theguylivinginyourwalls 2 года назад +60

      Don't forget the Dauntless, a dive bomber, getting into a dogfight with Zeros, a highly agile fighter plane with the turning radius of a fucking quarter. Reminds me of them using P-47s as bomber escorts in WW2 instead of the Mustang. I get that it's CoD, and it isn't supposed to be all that realistic, but it'd be nice if they at least _tried_ to give a shit about being accurate.

  • @brianwalsh1339
    @brianwalsh1339 2 года назад +785

    “Objective updated: spend time with your family”
    Christ, that might be as bad as “press f to pay respects”

    • @G59forlife.
      @G59forlife. 2 года назад +40

      Meme it to oblivion

    • @VSGhostface
      @VSGhostface 2 года назад +3

      underrated as hell but probably worst

    • @EustaBAracer
      @EustaBAracer 2 года назад +8

      I use "Press F to pay respects" almost every single day.

    • @TarantuLandoCalcuLingus
      @TarantuLandoCalcuLingus 2 года назад

      @@EustaBAracer me too but nobody catches it lol

    • @mahmoodalmahmood7014
      @mahmoodalmahmood7014 Год назад

      Its sludge hammer game after all. Every cod they made is not good as the other studios

  • @literallyme26
    @literallyme26 2 года назад +3301

    I was mentally prepared to have all authentic representation of WWII butchered. I was prepared for the multiplayer to have goofy-ass guns, I was prepared for the ethnically diverse and modern politic-idealized campaign.
    But then I saw Japanese soldiers with STG-44s.
    I wasn't prepared for that. There truly is no hope for these games anymore.

    • @warcrimeconnoisseur5238
      @warcrimeconnoisseur5238 2 года назад +277

      It was as authentic as Iron Sky, my great grandfather would laugh at the depiction of WW2 in this game, especially about the Germans and Russians

    • @johnkhandjian3998
      @johnkhandjian3998 2 года назад +303

      Don’t forget the Type-100s being issued in Berlin

    • @suzuplaza
      @suzuplaza 2 года назад +42

      imagine caring for a historically accurate video game lmao
      oh boy this alerted the g*mers

    • @hiranmaydas4921
      @hiranmaydas4921 2 года назад +315

      @@suzuplaza there are plenty of games that do that. Hearts of Iron, Post Scriptum, Hell let Loose, Rising Storm Vietnam, etc. And those games are still more fun than whatever "authentic historical games" AAA studios spit out.

    • @Nolant.
      @Nolant. 2 года назад +131

      Cod is the bottom of the barrel of gaming

  • @901Cardinal
    @901Cardinal 2 года назад +1392

    SHG: “We wanted to make an authentic WW2 experience!”
    Vanguard: X-Ray vision stealth, Michael Bay set pieces, Shitty on rails plane section, generic plot.
    Cod WAW: “Put me back into that disc drive baby.”

    • @parjai97
      @parjai97 2 года назад +23

      Lets go ArmA

    • @ssww3
      @ssww3 2 года назад +102

      Waw was the best cod WW2 game

    • @comradekenobi6908
      @comradekenobi6908 2 года назад +23

      @@ssww3 they should remaster it

    • @ssww3
      @ssww3 2 года назад +6

      @@comradekenobi6908 yeah

    • @GreekPele
      @GreekPele 2 года назад +15

      @@ssww3 I beg to differ *ahem* Call of duty 1-3

  • @goobertfroobert5572
    @goobertfroobert5572 2 года назад +832

    7:00 the quality on those fingers is like... Insane, it's like Half Life 1 levels of detail.

    • @TR33ZY_CRTM
      @TR33ZY_CRTM 2 года назад +81

      And it only took them 23 years to reach that level of detail

    • @grummanf14tomcat40
      @grummanf14tomcat40 2 года назад +30

      Half life 1 had better detail

    • @wilhufftarkin8543
      @wilhufftarkin8543 2 года назад +79

      @@grummanf14tomcat40 Jokes aside, Half-Life 1 had much better AI. Seriously. A 23 old game has better AI than many games today.

    • @Winasaurus
      @Winasaurus 2 года назад +13

      Actual mario 64 bowser hands. Shows where the effort is when the campaign has things like that yet multiplayer has a million variations of absurdly detailed versions of weapons, I wonder if that's got anything to do with microtransaction skins, hmmmm....

    • @wilhufftarkin8543
      @wilhufftarkin8543 2 года назад +1

      @@Winasaurus To be fair, the hand is clipping into the ground, that's why it looks like that.

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 2 года назад +1019

    Their way of balancing guns with extended magazines is to reduce the damage of the gun. So the PPSH-41 becomes a pea shooter with a drum mag.

    • @Winasaurus
      @Winasaurus 2 года назад +237

      mg42 must be spitting cold air then.

    • @walnzell9328
      @walnzell9328 2 года назад +76

      @@Winasaurus It does.

    • @Mach-2-Fishbed
      @Mach-2-Fishbed 2 года назад +120

      @@Winasaurus Cold air actually managed to kill plenty of Germans. It's more like a gentle summer breeze. Except it's on a hot, humid day that just makes it slightly more worse by just blowing warmer air at you as an insult.

    • @MerchantrRe4
      @MerchantrRe4 2 года назад +18

      Thanks for giving me another reason to fucking hate Sledgehammer

    • @sethmullins8346
      @sethmullins8346 2 года назад +6

      Despite the cartridge it actually shot being a rival to .357 magnum irl

  • @civilprotection3114
    @civilprotection3114 2 года назад +1711

    The way the Germans talk is the most generic evil guy talk.

    • @stringbones9360
      @stringbones9360 2 года назад +53

      Which is fair, since it IS the SS

    • @coh2conscript851
      @coh2conscript851 2 года назад +21

      They ARE the Nazis tho.

    • @r4y256
      @r4y256 2 года назад +354

      @@stringbones9360 well they can still be interesting even though they are ss, they dont have to be generic af

    • @wilhufftarkin8543
      @wilhufftarkin8543 2 года назад +257

      I'm German and their German accents aren't even correct and when they speak German it sounds completely wrong, too, lol.

    • @kloa4219
      @kloa4219 2 года назад +265

      SS officer: muawhahaha, I'm going to steal candy from baby!

  • @dhzudhzvszbzbs
    @dhzudhzvszbzbs 2 года назад +251

    Thank you for your sacrifice

  • @jamiearmstrong3487
    @jamiearmstrong3487 2 года назад +392

    Doesn't feel like Stalingrad. Played W&W for hours, that mission was rich. The opening for Polina was alright, but didn't feel any connection to her, or anyone in this game to be honest. Reznov was great, and the sniper engagement was wonderful. This one, utterly boring. Then when you see the city... No one is out there, its just silent. The ending of Stalingrad was using a Soviet unit to flush out a German commander, assassinate him, then run from Panzer fire.
    Don't want to remark on the rest but - Aussie stuff was just boring, especially the little base-raid. Paratroopers and casemates, had potential but just forgettable, anything is I can't care to remember.

    • @Winasaurus
      @Winasaurus 2 года назад +46

      COD needs to remember that giving me 5 seconds with a characters family and then killing them doesn't make me care *cough cough* New MW Campaign *cough cough*
      There's a reason peoples favorite characters in this series are just engimatic badasses introduced by talent, not a sob story. Price, Reznov, Soap spring to mind. Even Mason, Woods and Ghost to an extent. And Reznov's introduction is one of the best. Showcasing his extreme skill and knowledge about combat, and with a really interesting set piece of the sniper fight and escaping the flamethrowers. Meanwhile here and in MW campaign it's just like "Chat with family for 5 minutes, family die, get weapon, fight, ???, like the character" but obviously doesn't work.
      Also in terms of what they ripped from other games, the "stealth around and stab the guy 3 times" thing is taken straight from that mw campaign. It wasn't even that long ago and they're copying it.

    • @FrenchyJr
      @FrenchyJr 2 года назад +6

      Waw Stalingrad was heartbreaking and also terrifying, it was so damn good cod can never make another good one, waw will always be good

    • @GreekPele
      @GreekPele 2 года назад

      @@Winasaurus I mean the Ghosts campaign was pretty good and the entire story was based around one family.

    • @dustypirate28
      @dustypirate28 2 года назад

      @@Winasaurus I would have been more interested in Reznov’s intro if it wasn’t a blatant plagiarism of the intro sniping scene from Enemy at the Gates. They came back this game with another rip-off by stealing the same department store setting in Stalingrad. Truly a creatively bankrupt franchise.

    • @Winasaurus
      @Winasaurus 2 года назад +6

      @@dustypirate28 Thing is at least if you've never seen Enemy at the Gates, Reznov's intro is interesting because it twists the gameplay. You're not just sniping, you're timing your shots and trying to get collaterals, you're counter-sniping while changing positions, you're running away from impossible odds. The new campaigns rip moments from other things but then go on to not make them interesting in gameplay terms either. Having a father figure killed and then the younger character having to avenge them as a loss of innocence thing is a gimmick that has existed forever. MW Campaign does it in a boring "do it 3 times" boss fight with crappy stealth. Last of Us does it with an interesting raid on a camp as Ellie with unique gameplay due to her keeping her knife and a holdout section.
      Basically, ripping off is fine so long as you do it in an interesting way.

  • @hoilst
    @hoilst 2 года назад +173

    "It's gonna be three more CODs before they're choose-your-own adventure FMV games" - truth. The amount of bits that aren't actual gameplay are astounding.

    • @mdd4296
      @mdd4296 2 года назад +6

      except in cyoa fmv games the player actually has agency

    • @hoilst
      @hoilst 2 года назад +12

      @@mdd4296 True. True. It really sucks that game developers can't figure out a way to create a decent narrative in an interactive medium, and instead tend to crank out acting simulators like COD - you know, where your action is to hit your cue and nothing else.

  • @mrbubblestea
    @mrbubblestea 2 года назад +526

    WaW was a fairly accurate take on WW2, they even had the Russians and Allies fighting on different fronts. The Japanese had Japanese firearms, the Germans had German firearms, the Russians had Russian firearms, and the Allies had our own. That game came out over a decade ago at this point.
    Vanguard is such a step back in terms of quality control. The gameplay itself is fine, but to put MODERN SHOOTING STANCES in a WW2 game? The Japanese carrying STG44s? The complete lack of unrealistic behavior from the main character(s)? The CONSTANT need to seem like they're trying to "start a conversation" versus just making a game set in WW2? It's fucking upsetting. Sledgehammer truly doesn't understand how to make a good CoD at this point.

    • @thatperformer3879
      @thatperformer3879 2 года назад +28

      Wokeness can’t create, only destroy.

    • @dickyarya8204
      @dickyarya8204 2 года назад +2

      Timestamp of the stg?

    • @LONEWOLF109
      @LONEWOLF109 2 года назад +14

      It was originally meant to be an alt history game but apparently they did not do to good of a job telling people that

    • @keldonirving1697
      @keldonirving1697 2 года назад +36

      The problem is how fucking "woke" this game is. There are many issues, but I'll name a few.
      First: You said it yourself. Nothing matches with the time period essentially. (Edit: sorry wrong comment. There is another comment saying how there were like 1944 guns being used in 1942 and other shit like that)
      Second: There were like no women in WW1 and 2. It's unrealistic. Also, in WaW, there was not a single women present in the game. It portrayed war accurately. (Not trying to sound like an incel, but oh well.)
      Third: This game literally stole other games' mechanics. You got the focus vision from hitman, and assassin's creed climbing mechanics.
      Fourth: Back to WaW, there were some racist comments on both sides. Thats how war is, basically dehumanizing the enemies. I'd be surprised if there was even a goddamn swear in this game, let alone racist comments. (Not saying I support racism, I'm saying I want the game to actually be realistic)
      Although I will say that I enjoyed advanced warfare. I thought the game was fine.

    • @andrealves2630
      @andrealves2630 2 года назад +4

      CoD 3 had fantastic historical accuracy, with the exception of the SAS missions. Of course its about a single battle (the Falaise Pocket), but it was pretty impressive for CoD standards

  • @williamlydon2554
    @williamlydon2554 2 года назад +849

    “I know it won’t be incredibly accurate, but how bad could it be”?
    *Character runs with weapon held up like modern warfare*
    *STGs used by Japanese in 1943*
    “I stand corrected.”

    • @jonathanpinckney9227
      @jonathanpinckney9227 2 года назад +2

      Seriously?

    • @jacaredosvudu1638
      @jacaredosvudu1638 2 года назад +37

      Dont forget Nambus and Brens issued in Berlin and AS 44's in 1942-43

    • @smitty1626
      @smitty1626 2 года назад +6

      @Hanrry Oliveira tbf the campaigns are borderline just minor fan service. It's ALL about multiplayer for cod, which still isn't even good.

    • @sethmullins8346
      @sethmullins8346 2 года назад +9

      @Hanrry Oliveira You know, I have a secret to not being disappointed in cod games
      I stopped fkn buying them

    • @huggniceman4975
      @huggniceman4975 2 года назад +14

      Not to mention a Garand with a drum mag (which, why do that in the first place) still pings when it goes empty even though the thing that pings is not there in a drum mag. They didn't even bother to google what a gun is apparently.

  • @onearmedbandit84
    @onearmedbandit84 2 года назад +187

    2:07 'You shall play a crucial role in our vore effort'

  • @intelismynameandregretismy5541
    @intelismynameandregretismy5541 2 года назад +1074

    COD: "We showed the true diverse nature of World War 2!"
    Also COD: *Completely forgets that the Chinese, Indians, Polish, French, Greeks, Canadians, New Zealanders, Brazilians, South Africans, Yugoslavs, Ethiopians, and Mexicans also participated.*
    Also COD: *Makes the American pilot into a bootleg Top Gun protagonist rather than the obvious choice of a Tuskegee pilot which could both provide an interesting commentary on segregation in the US military, and be a more historically accurate & interesting depiction of a black man than Arthur Kingsley.*
    Cheers.

    • @caleb0peyton
      @caleb0peyton 2 года назад +44

      The character you start out as, Nowak, is in fact Polish.
      That’s the dude who gets his skull smashed in by the Nazi officer.
      Edit: I’ve been told the character Novak is actually Czech.

    • @Camo-un8ee
      @Camo-un8ee 2 года назад +76

      @@caleb0peyton ain't that lovely, the polish character gets killed ruthlessly by the German, ain't cod just complex

    • @renanvinicius6036
      @renanvinicius6036 2 года назад +27

      Bro they could make a campaing about the "Cobras Fumantes".

    • @Sterge08
      @Sterge08 2 года назад +4

      @@caleb0peyton I think he’s from Czechoslovakia

    • @caleb0peyton
      @caleb0peyton 2 года назад +6

      @@Sterge08 I hadn’t thought about that. The languages are so similar.

  • @drollyrancher7020
    @drollyrancher7020 2 года назад +131

    In this mission 5:47, Japanese use Stg-44’s along with type-100’s. I get that the campaign wants to give you automatic weapons but cmon. 95% of the Japanese military carried Arisaka’s

    • @alessandromigliorini3435
      @alessandromigliorini3435 2 года назад +15

      A Raygun maybe? 🤣🤣
      "Accurate history"

    • @UmiZoomR
      @UmiZoomR 2 года назад

      Who cares?

    • @MRB2580
      @MRB2580 2 года назад +8

      @@UmiZoomR People paying $60 for a WW2 game. AAA devs can't get basic shit right.

    • @M4V3R1CK_13
      @M4V3R1CK_13 2 года назад +4

      @@alessandromigliorini3435 that raygun on waw campaing was an easter egg you heathen. also the thundergun on black ops 1 campaign

    • @alessandromigliorini3435
      @alessandromigliorini3435 2 года назад

      @@M4V3R1CK_13 Yes

  • @tdg710
    @tdg710 2 года назад +144

    "Relive history" they said in their advertisements. Relive history by putting a micro red dot on an STG 44 in 1944. Cool story.

    • @noluvfray9171
      @noluvfray9171 2 года назад

      🤣🤣

    • @avery4670
      @avery4670 2 года назад +18

      Grandpa comes to tell you about his experiences in World War II, and he tells you,
      "Yes sonny, I was storming the beach of Normandy with my M1 Garand (which by the way, had an EOTech HHS I Holographic Hybrid sight, a guerilla warfare foregrip, drum magazine that somehow still pinged, a cheek riser, and grip tape)."

    • @lapantony
      @lapantony 2 года назад +1

      ... all the while being in the Pacific in 1943

    • @johnsoapmactavish9921
      @johnsoapmactavish9921 2 года назад +9

      @@avery4670 Also how he had anime cat ears and dressed as Levi from Attack on Titan all while T-bagging Naz1s

    • @lambda-m1676
      @lambda-m1676 2 года назад +9

      @@johnsoapmactavish9921 You mean Enemy Team?

  • @fromulus
    @fromulus 2 года назад +352

    The midway flying mission drove me fucking insane, it was so excessively difficult to move the plane.

    • @a2e5
      @a2e5 2 года назад +4

      It just doesn’t roll!

    • @edin5317
      @edin5317 2 года назад +2

      What do you expect its a dive bomber

    • @SecuR0M
      @SecuR0M 2 года назад +51

      @@edin5317 Actually good controls.

    • @smittywjmj
      @smittywjmj 2 года назад +43

      @@edin5317 The SBD Dauntless actually had excellent maneuverability. "Swede" Vejtasa famously claimed three Zeroes killed in his Dauntless during the Battle of the Coral Sea.

    • @mr.s9783
      @mr.s9783 2 года назад +18

      Y'all remember WaW's Black Cats mission? That was a goodie.

  • @Kat-ci8kl
    @Kat-ci8kl 2 года назад +109

    All I'm trying to figure out is how they have a STG 44 in 1942 and why it's in the Pacific theater

  • @Gruntvc
    @Gruntvc 2 года назад +501

    It's like Sledgehammer and Activision looked at Battlefield V and said, "This is great, let's do that too!" History repeats itself again.
    The last good WW2 CoD was 2008's World At War, heck even Black Ops 1 had a better WW2 level than Vanguard's entire campaign. Not even gonna bring older WW2 CoDs into this, they'd annihilate Vanguard.
    Can't believe they actually gave your characters super powers like X-ray vision, bullet time, and aim botting. Lame.
    Infinite Warfare had the last great campaign. MW Reboot had a few decent levels too. Sledgehammer makes the worst CoDs.
    Wanna know what's really sad about this soulless corporate AAA game? Once great devs like Ravensoft and Highmoon worked on it. Sad...

    • @fritzy.
      @fritzy. 2 года назад +36

      And 2042 looked at MW19 and said "What if we copied that?"

    • @Gruntvc
      @Gruntvc 2 года назад +22

      @Fritz, Yeah, why couldn't they copy Warzone? That's free to play. Dice/EA are charging full AAA prices for 2042 and its got season pass baloney and no single player.
      Even Halo Infinite's multiplayer is free to play...

    • @fritzy.
      @fritzy. 2 года назад +6

      @@Gruntvc Its legit MW19 with BF shit

    • @Jormyyy
      @Jormyyy 2 года назад +17

      RIP High Moon, I'll forever miss them making Transformers games.

    • @burnttoast26
      @burnttoast26 2 года назад +14

      @@fritzy. All 2042 does is make me think of 2142 and make me sad about how EA killed it.

  • @DetectiveMekova
    @DetectiveMekova 2 года назад +207

    If they wanted to do something different with the era then they could've chosen the Polish Guerilla fighters during Nazi Occupation, or the Indian Army during the Invasion of Ethiopia against the Italians, and the entire African theater. There's a whole freaking potential story arc in the African Theater waiting to be told, like how the British soldiers were often prejudice against the Indians, but overtime they all got along due to the comradery. Imagine playing as an Indian soldier experiencing some of the prejudice during a small tutorial/bootcamp section where you are tasked with racing to race down an obstacle course against a British soldier. If you win, you get a dopamine hit via an achievement and idk an attaboy. If you lose then you get a "no hard feelings" and a pat on the back.

    • @Scoots_McGee
      @Scoots_McGee 2 года назад +35

      I would frickin love an Indian Campaign or a Chinese campaign fighting the Japanese in China. There are so many lesser known battles and fronts that are super cool and interesting. COD should be doing that, instead of shoehorning in modern shooter mechanics, weapons and attachments. So much content, so many fresh stories and options for story writing and character development. All COD really needs to be is a good WW2 shooter, that's it. Keep the gimmicky stuff for the modern titles, I want historical accuracy with extreme attention to detail and more battles that aren't D-Day, Battle of the Bulge, Stalingrad, etc. Some of my favourite WW2 games are the ones with some lesser known battles, or games that take one of those overly used battles and put some kind of fresh spin on it

    • @derth9230
      @derth9230 2 года назад +8

      @@Scoots_McGee FINNALLY SOMEONE TALKED ABOUT AN ACTUAL GAMEPLAY OF A CHINESE CAMPAIGN

    • @canthi109
      @canthi109 2 года назад +14

      @@Scoots_McGee Also in 2 CHINA! You can play a Comunist china soldier and a Koumingtan one

    • @rfichokeofdestiny
      @rfichokeofdestiny 2 года назад +16

      Yes, but that would require actual thought, historical research, talented writers, and most importantly of all: time. That would delay the annual excretion of this shit sandwich that somehow continues to pump money directly into Bobby Kotick’s pocket.

    • @bruhman5829
      @bruhman5829 2 года назад +3

      @@Scoots_McGee holy fuck I would love a Chinese campaign, or an Indian one too. or one in africa. really i’m just tired of playing as Mr. Action Movie One-Liner

  • @gagefisher4785
    @gagefisher4785 2 года назад +745

    "What if we just charged people $60 for a WWII reskin of MW 2019?"
    "Get this man a raise right now!"

    • @wetstinkysocks490
      @wetstinkysocks490 2 года назад +43

      At this point I think I feel like players deserve a purple heart for how many bullshit WWII games we've all had to play though now lol

    • @Furzkampfbomber
      @Furzkampfbomber 2 года назад +15

      ...and then fire him. He is way too intelligent to work in this company.

    • @BobotPlayzBobotRebel
      @BobotPlayzBobotRebel 2 года назад +19

      A downgrade too, just proves IW struck gold with MW19

    • @Enkabard
      @Enkabard 2 года назад +9

      "and fire 100 QA and customer service employees, we on the roll baby!"

    • @grootsChannel
      @grootsChannel 2 года назад

      that's literally what WAW was, although much better

  • @ToonamiT0M
    @ToonamiT0M 2 года назад +133

    "What about second world war" absolutely got me. That line was beautiful.

  • @AFGuidesHD
    @AFGuidesHD 2 года назад +68

    0:44 I agree. I loved her normal voice (like 10 years ago when she wasn't in literally everything at the time) but her accents are trash

    • @rinothename5563
      @rinothename5563 2 года назад +8

      Yeah activision or sledgehammer could've hire the Metro voice actors/actress.

    • @lightmetro7508
      @lightmetro7508 2 года назад +2

      @@rinothename5563 which just so happen to be the sake actors for the Russian enemies in the MW and black ops games

  • @dubiouscollector9763
    @dubiouscollector9763 2 года назад +79

    That Steiner eternal monolog at the brink of death was so painful and it was all speed up!

    • @halfmettlealchemist8076
      @halfmettlealchemist8076 2 года назад +22

      It would've been so much more cathartic if Steiner had begun to do his monologue and act all smug, and then Laura Bailey just immediately kicked him off the roof in the middle of his sentence

  • @stanleysmith7551
    @stanleysmith7551 2 года назад +38

    8:10 'Kick him off the building please'
    Character: checks his covid pass.
    🤣🤣

  • @funa8843
    @funa8843 2 года назад +221

    kid: mom can i get Wolfenstein?
    mom: we have Wolfenstein at home
    the Wolfenstein at home:

    • @Noelle_Holiday
      @Noelle_Holiday Год назад +1

      Ironically enough, Wolfenstein is way more historically-accurate than this game despite taking place in an alternate universe.

  • @YouJustAmazeMe
    @YouJustAmazeMe 2 года назад +121

    Feels like they want to make movies more than a game

    • @XMJ3904
      @XMJ3904 2 года назад +27

      Shitty movies at that

    • @banditoshockydrugs4627
      @banditoshockydrugs4627 2 года назад +6

      @@XMJ3904 some good and some bad , the mw franchise was great , same about the black ops franchise (only bo1 , bo2 , bocw and waw)

  • @terragthegreat175
    @terragthegreat175 2 года назад +44

    the whole appeal of WW2 games is feeling like a real soldier. Making your MC a member of a super secret spec ops team just kills that. It's much less interesting imo

  • @ieuanhunt552
    @ieuanhunt552 2 года назад +85

    If Cod vanguard wanted to make a unique campaign why didn't they show lesser known battles.
    I want to play as a Chinese conscript during the battle of the hundred regiments. Or a G.I in monte casino. Or a Desert Rat in Libya.

    • @80krauser
      @80krauser 2 года назад +28

      Or how about a partisan in Greece or Yugoslavia? A stealth mission by Polish resistance delivering something vital?
      Or one of the OTHER Asian countries dealing with Japanese occupation? Fight through the jungles of Indo China alongside Ho Chi Min? Or the Philippines or with the Indian army?

    • @drmaulana2600
      @drmaulana2600 2 года назад +13

      fuck that normie shit, let me play as that korean dude that fought for Japanese, Soviet, and German and later captured by allies in Normandy.

    • @emunuddles
      @emunuddles 2 года назад +14

      Or the French holding out at Dunkirk til the English were evacuated

    • @sentrygun9978
      @sentrygun9978 2 года назад +2

      Or the soldier named Semen Hitler

    • @danshakuimo
      @danshakuimo 2 года назад +2

      @@drmaulana2600 Lol you would need an entire campaign just for that one guy

  • @pumpkinlord1117
    @pumpkinlord1117 2 года назад +19

    06:15
    STG44 on an island in south-east-asia in the hands of an american while the gun didnt even got invented yet.
    This gun travels through time and space i guess.

  • @maybetomorrownewmaker
    @maybetomorrownewmaker 2 года назад +92

    "You shall play a critical role in our vore effort!" I had to do a double take at 2:08

    • @echodelta2172
      @echodelta2172 2 года назад +12

      too much internet...

    • @reapordeath
      @reapordeath 2 года назад +1

      Accents, SON! Can you speak em?!

    • @sakkra93
      @sakkra93 Год назад

      Like a classic 1950s British war film!

  • @saschaberger3212
    @saschaberger3212 2 года назад +181

    Man that campaign looks pathetic

    • @NexusKin
      @NexusKin 2 года назад +5

      Give me COD2 and World At War anyday over this.

    • @derth9230
      @derth9230 2 года назад +1

      @@NexusKin heck i'd even take 2017

  • @baron8576
    @baron8576 2 года назад +28

    Call of Duty 2 is still the best WW2 CoD alongside World at War and at this point nothing can change my mind.

    • @maxsomerjoki8147
      @maxsomerjoki8147 2 года назад +12

      Definitely COD2 was a masterpiece

    • @NexusKin
      @NexusKin 2 года назад +5

      I'd even take Call Of Duty 3 over this trash.

  • @elijahkrewson6665
    @elijahkrewson6665 2 года назад +48

    The most filler of COD games to be released in recent memory. This definitely has the feeling of, "We just need *something* in the market until we can get the big studio to make the next one, again."

  • @huggniceman4975
    @huggniceman4975 2 года назад +31

    "Our first year film students worked very hard on this script!" That killed me. And it's so true, the dialogue in this game was complete shit.

  • @ilikemoviesandmore
    @ilikemoviesandmore 2 года назад +303

    9:39, always nice to have your main character commit horrendous war crimes, makes them so relatable.

    • @dustinakadustin
      @dustinakadustin 2 года назад +34

      I'd love to see a video where they switch games every time a war crime is commited😂 include Battlefield Hardline cause as a police officer you can just unload on surrendering suspects and it's apparently okay😂

    • @SomeOne-vf1rs
      @SomeOne-vf1rs 2 года назад +22

      Idk. While most people might not follow through with setting a nazi on fire, a lot of people would like the idea of setting a nazi on fire. Them being nazis and all... y’know. And aside from that it’s a dumb action game and not some deep experience condoning any of this or painting a realistic picture.

    • @georgevelis4651
      @georgevelis4651 2 года назад +26

      if one war crime was acceptable then it's definitely burning a Nazi alive

    • @dustinakadustin
      @dustinakadustin 2 года назад +51

      @@SomeOne-vf1rs depends if the story is trying to take itself seriously and tell a meaningful narrative. If there's disconnect between how the character acts and what they say they believe in or are fighting for its jarring and bad storytelling.

    • @SomeOne-vf1rs
      @SomeOne-vf1rs 2 года назад +1

      Dustin Caldwell Yeah definitely

  • @stevesmele755
    @stevesmele755 2 года назад +28

    Gotta love an stg-44 assault rifle made in 1944 being used in Japanese occupied islands in 1943

  • @saintmuerte13
    @saintmuerte13 2 года назад +18

    "Take it seriously, our first year film students worked very hard on this script" fucking got me.

  • @MH-tr4kn
    @MH-tr4kn 2 года назад +20

    I love how clean and uncluttered Stalingrad is

  • @OffendingTheOffendable
    @OffendingTheOffendable 2 года назад +138

    Its basically the free demo level of a video game, but they charge $60 for it.

  • @RiverKinn
    @RiverKinn 2 года назад +20

    "objective updated: spend time with your family" made me laugh out loud

  • @drippless4173
    @drippless4173 2 года назад +61

    Instant sub for calling out how shit veteran in CoD is. I mean it’s not even like the ai is better you just take more unavoidable hitscan damage.

    • @NexusKin
      @NexusKin 2 года назад +9

      I remember playing COD Black Ops on Veteran, and all the enemies literally had aimbot accuracy where they could hit you if you were even a millimeter out of cover.

    • @derth9230
      @derth9230 2 года назад +3

      @@NexusKin good times

    • @sovietfartbanger1480
      @sovietfartbanger1480 2 года назад +2

      Well wait till you suffer grenade spam of waw veteran 😭😭

  • @leonardogermannsanna350
    @leonardogermannsanna350 2 года назад +8

    Gotta love that the father survived a firing squad execution enough to tell his dramatic last words at 3:32

  • @wilhufftarkin8543
    @wilhufftarkin8543 2 года назад +45

    I didn't really expect much, but I was still disappointed. MW2019's campaign was good and Cold War's campaign was really good (for a COD campaign), so I didn't expect this one to be SO bad.

  • @mayuzanevideos
    @mayuzanevideos 2 года назад +40

    I was actually worried she wasn't going to kick him off the roof after all that dialogue. At least we have that.

  • @nogoodgreen3274
    @nogoodgreen3274 2 года назад +24

    Thank you Oboe, i didnt want to buy this and you have solidified that opinion for me.
    Thank you for enduring this boring game for all of us.

  • @wolfsoldner9029
    @wolfsoldner9029 2 года назад +11

    1:12 The actual controversy in that scene should be that the black soldier made fun of the raping of German women during the Rhineland occupation.

  • @kabbablabba4073
    @kabbablabba4073 2 года назад +515

    does this game actually end with you and your squad committing a war crime against a defenseless captured enemy lmao

    • @jameswolf3302
      @jameswolf3302 2 года назад +59

      i mean, why not? it's WW2, let's do some war crimes, It's nice to commit war crimes

    • @dianabarnett6886
      @dianabarnett6886 2 года назад +241

      World at War did it better. Treated it like the horrific thing it is, and it gave the player the option to stand by and watch, participate, or intervene.

    • @muridae05
      @muridae05 2 года назад +12

      Who cares about the war crime though, the character they do it against is the replacement Fuhrer. He isn’t some regular young German man.

    • @thatperformer3879
      @thatperformer3879 2 года назад +183

      @@muridae05 And that’s exactly the point, these SJW’s wanted to play out their fantasies in this game. Believe me in their minds they probably were thinking about conservatives when watching that guy burn. Just because the man was very evil, does not automatically justify an equal course of action in the way the narrative presents it. Like the guy above me said, WaW actually makes you question the ethics of war crimes, as opposed to being forced narratively to commit one in this game and the writers telling you to enjoy it. That’s sick. If I were to replace the Nazi with any other group you’d attack me for it.

    • @andystegall7407
      @andystegall7407 2 года назад +89

      @@muridae05 If you don't understand the irony of it then that's the problem. If the argument is "who cares, they're Nazis they deserve it" replace the word Nazis with Jews. The point is, if you're going to brutalize and torture a group of people that brutalized and tortured a group of people, how is what you did any different than what they did?

  • @Sirmisfits1
    @Sirmisfits1 2 года назад +8

    This game’s campaign makes cod ww2 campaign look like the Mona Lisa in comparison. At least in the cod ww2 campaign it was going for a more of a movie style presentation but at least the character don’t try to make cringy one liners or make them look like psychopaths for enjoying to kill people, I even go as far to say cod ww2 campaign had some soul into it and it tried to make you feel sorry for the people fighting in the war.

  • @Kommradable
    @Kommradable 2 года назад +23

    The German guns in the pacific grind my gears so bad I’m slipping

  • @Ikcatcher
    @Ikcatcher 2 года назад +39

    That moment when Battle For The Pacific looked more entertaining than Vanguard

    • @NexusKin
      @NexusKin 2 года назад +1

      Yeah, and that was a budget History Channel licensed game from all the way back in 2007.

  • @Andriej69
    @Andriej69 2 года назад +155

    Never let Twitter make a COD campaign

  • @julienmattel7949
    @julienmattel7949 2 года назад +9

    The fact that british paratrooper didn't managed to capture the Merville battery truly shows that they didn't do any researchs

  • @emptyhusk702
    @emptyhusk702 2 года назад +12

    I remember SHG saying games take years to research every detail for accuracy and authenticity. What a bunch of clowns.

  • @throwawayaccount1869
    @throwawayaccount1869 2 года назад +210

    I just noticed how the "good guys" in this game are way more brutal than the "bad guys"
    Germans killed the girl's brother in one shot, but the girl stabbed a guy, left him to bleed for 10+ minutes, gave him head trauma, and then finally kicked him off a building in 30 minutes.

    • @SCPKing1835
      @SCPKing1835 2 года назад +8

      but uhhh... the Holocaust?

    • @throwawayaccount1869
      @throwawayaccount1869 2 года назад +60

      @@SCPKing1835 In the video game, not irl

    • @SCPKing1835
      @SCPKing1835 2 года назад +13

      @@throwawayaccount1869 they shot dozens of innocent civilians, you literally see that in game

    • @QTZALCTAL
      @QTZALCTAL 2 года назад

      They also pour gasoline on ONE GUY and LIGHT HIM ON FIRE
      Burning to death is one of the most brutal ways to die and these """"Good"""" guys did it to an unarmed man

    • @roadkill.highway
      @roadkill.highway 2 года назад

      @@SCPKing1835 if the good guys were in their place they would’ve done the same but instead they would’ve shot their arms off and left them to bleed to death

  • @huskycruxes7232
    @huskycruxes7232 2 года назад +22

    Vanguards campaign feels like a prologue to a story they haven't finished writing.

  • @MistahFox
    @MistahFox 2 года назад +10

    2:07 "You shall play a critical part in our vore effort."
    Uhhhh.......

  • @jameswolf3302
    @jameswolf3302 2 года назад +12

    i wasn't really that disapointed at the game except for the short campaing, weapon attachments in the campaing, Germans using shotguns, Japanese using weapons that are not japanese and having stalingrad not being a total chaos(it does feel a little like Stalingrad, it just doesn't feel like WaW Stalingrad, sure, post total chaos stalingrad still had some chaos, but it was more like a sniper city full of smoke and dust in the air, with a few firefights going on, but the sky in the game is almost totally clean).
    Im not a person that's easy so impress, in fact, it's very hard to impress me, but it's not really that hard to make me satisfied, but something has to be complete shit to make me dissapointed.

  • @bug9657
    @bug9657 2 года назад +28

    "Is this the best looking flamethrower in a game"
    Far, far from it, my friend.

    • @nikolairostov3326
      @nikolairostov3326 2 года назад +5

      It’s looks cool, but not realistic at all.

    • @NexusKin
      @NexusKin 2 года назад +5

      World At War had a much better flamethrower in every way.

  • @INeedJesus4sure
    @INeedJesus4sure 2 года назад +7

    When Polina said that the Germans are "all the same" she wasn´t critizing the Nazis, she was critizising the the writers of CoD.

  • @BigBadBalrog
    @BigBadBalrog 2 года назад +11

    I've never felt more in tune with another soul than the first 10 seconds here

  • @juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370
    @juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370 2 года назад +134

    It's official: COD WAW was the last WW2 game that was accurate.

    • @knightmareza9478
      @knightmareza9478 2 года назад +20

      It wasn’t totally accurate either. Replayed it recently and spotted a King tiger in the scene where you snipe the general. It had its flaws, but at least they seem like they tried

    • @juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370
      @juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370 2 года назад +17

      @@knightmareza9478 and actually cared too.

    • @average7.62enjoyer
      @average7.62enjoyer 2 года назад +11

      @@knightmareza9478 or that tank level where your lone T-34 can just wipe a whole panzer corps by itself lol

    • @Saxton_Hoovy
      @Saxton_Hoovy 2 года назад +8

      @@average7.62enjoyer Considering you do the same as infantryman in every game what's the difference.

    • @Dr.Oofers
      @Dr.Oofers 2 года назад +6

      @@knightmareza9478 WaW was back in the day when Infinity Ward and Treyarch had passion in their games. The comparison between Vanguard and WaW is… depressing. Same goes for comparing Black Ops 1 to Cold War.

  • @Journey_to_who_knows
    @Journey_to_who_knows 2 года назад +5

    "THERE'S ALWAYS A GODDAMN TRAIN"
    - Arthur Morgan

  • @cybergames3436
    @cybergames3436 2 года назад +85

    Remember when games had good stories?

    • @Kirbyoto2098
      @Kirbyoto2098 2 года назад +13

      Call of Duty games? No, absolutely not.

    • @burnttoast26
      @burnttoast26 2 года назад +4

      There are still good stories in other genres. Wrath of the Righteous had a pretty good story.

    • @johnpanicker7590
      @johnpanicker7590 2 года назад

      ...when

    • @Mr.Scott86
      @Mr.Scott86 2 года назад +14

      @@Kirbyoto2098 I mean black ops 1 and 2 were pretty good in my opinion, same with waw and the MW trilogy

    • @Ikcatcher
      @Ikcatcher 2 года назад +22

      What kinda fucking games have you been playing to make such a general statement? You’re making it sound like ALL games nowadays don’t have good stories

  • @FoxtrotSierra951
    @FoxtrotSierra951 2 года назад +9

    2:10 I’m not sure I want to play a critical role in anybody’s “vore effort”

  • @Melchizidek777
    @Melchizidek777 2 года назад +26

    "I've killed more of you than I can count" x doubt

    • @dianabarnett6886
      @dianabarnett6886 2 года назад

      "I don't know. I can count awfully high."

    • @muridae05
      @muridae05 2 года назад

      The real life Russian lady had the most recorded kills for a sniper and for a soldier in recorded history, so yeah, she does. If I remember correctly, it’s around 304-316.

    • @lovrom7671
      @lovrom7671 2 года назад +4

      @@muridae05 Take that number with great care. Soviet propaganda had no limits, really.

    • @muridae05
      @muridae05 2 года назад +2

      @@lovrom7671 While that could be the case, we can say that about any nation and how they record kills.

    • @mikzpwnz_3199
      @mikzpwnz_3199 2 года назад

      *"Gas Gas Gas" starts playing*

  • @quakeSanchez
    @quakeSanchez 2 года назад +26

    Thanks for suffering on our behalf.
    P. S. Fingerless "tactical" gloves in the winter of 1942? Get out of my face, whoever made that decision.

  • @FreakingSpies
    @FreakingSpies 2 года назад +5

    I am so glad I just found this channel you deserve so many more subscribers, you're halarious.

  • @jxpd7898
    @jxpd7898 2 года назад +7

    I love the massive difference between the bland gameplay graphics and super ultra detailed cinematics

  • @Cyro_2235
    @Cyro_2235 2 года назад +4

    1:06
    German Paratroopers of the Luftwaffe in a Submarine.............
    Nobody. NOBODY in the process of making this game ever opened up a history book!

    • @SCPKing1835
      @SCPKing1835 2 года назад

      a fucking wikipedia article would've been fine, but no

  • @chasetoyama8184
    @chasetoyama8184 2 года назад +10

    “Formations just slow me down”
    -Every Ace Combat protagonist ever

  • @tama7026
    @tama7026 2 года назад +7

    "Treyarch didn't make this one" lmao
    Dude i just wanted CoD WaW remaster :(

  • @johnnyvarsity6563
    @johnnyvarsity6563 2 года назад +3

    3:50
    "This is gonna give me motion sickness ugh, no wonder assassin's creed is third person"
    Mirror's Edge: Am I a jo....🤐

  • @SturmgeschuetzIV
    @SturmgeschuetzIV 2 года назад +1

    This is the first video I ever saw of you in november. Now I nearly completed watching all of your stuff and read into Bionicle Lore and bought some Hitman games.

  • @mr.s9783
    @mr.s9783 2 года назад +15

    The campaign in this game looks painful.

    • @hussien04
      @hussien04 2 года назад +1

      Every thing in this game is painful

  • @TheFacelessStoryMaker
    @TheFacelessStoryMaker 2 года назад +5

    Don't forget they referenced Black Ops in a shitty throwaway line about Project Nova, had someone named Steiner, and nearly copy-pasted the WaW mission 'Vendetta' for their Stalingrad mission also implying that the ONE woman sniper single-handedly drove the germans from Stalingrad and boosted the morale of the Soviet army there. Also why the hell would the Germans send captured allied spies to BERLIN and then not execute them one after another when they fail to divulge any information? And also Japanese soldiers with MP-40s and STG-44s? WHY? And STG-44s in North Africa....in 1941?! God, what a disgrace. 3/10 and that's being GENEROUS

  • @TROY2048
    @TROY2048 2 года назад +5

    call of duty now is like if friends had 40 seasons

  • @poyloos4834
    @poyloos4834 2 года назад +11

    I try not to be super pedantic and nitpicky about historical accuracy in games, but when a game is marketed as being historically accurate, idk, I feel justified in expecting it to be historically accurate, within a margin of error, of course. This seems to be glorified soft-core historical fantasy.

  • @GregoryStevens42069
    @GregoryStevens42069 2 года назад +3

    Russian names in COD: Viktor Reznov, Polina Petrova :)
    Russian names in real life: Agafangel Rozhdestvenskij

  • @stanleysmith7551
    @stanleysmith7551 2 года назад +2

    5:12 Numa Numa Trail- True sons of Moldavia will get that reference. 😏

  • @QueenYeenOfAberdeen
    @QueenYeenOfAberdeen 2 года назад +5

    You know I thought the campaign would be the only redeeming quality with how it promises multiple fronts and what, clearly I was mistaken.

  • @randomperson2797
    @randomperson2797 2 года назад +14

    Day 512 of trying to get Oboe to do a Skyrim Sigurd RP
    I think COD needs to end at this point, at least on the single player front, they’ve done everything and at this point there’s nothing left to do, unless...
    CALL OF DUTY: Medieval Warfare

    • @jacaredosvudu1638
      @jacaredosvudu1638 2 года назад +2

      WW1,Korea War,Gulf War,Dominican Civil war,Afghanistan war from the 80's ,other battles and fronts of WW2 that AAA companys tend to ignore ,a shit ton of civil wars the US intervene,the Philippines colonisation and the list can go on

    • @jacaredosvudu1638
      @jacaredosvudu1638 2 года назад +1

      But Medieval could be cool
      But probably they are going to do something unthinkable with it

  • @mrmike-ss8gq
    @mrmike-ss8gq 2 года назад +5

    "never start with the head the victim gets all wozzy... see!" lmfao, i subscribed and like the video right after that!!!

  • @mattc7420
    @mattc7420 2 года назад +4

    4:24 if a real pilot said this, he would immediately get arrested.

    • @SCPKing1835
      @SCPKing1835 2 года назад +2

      court martial speedrun any%

  • @grxzy7950
    @grxzy7950 2 года назад +64

    The easiest way cod could make ww2 feel fresh is to just allow you to play as Germans, Japanese, Italians, Turkish etc etc etc. You don't always have to be on the allies side to tell a compelling story.

    • @collectibletaco7797
      @collectibletaco7797 2 года назад +2

      Turks never saw combat....

    • @grxzy7950
      @grxzy7950 2 года назад +1

      @@collectibletaco7797 incorrect

    • @grxzy7950
      @grxzy7950 2 года назад +17

      @@youfeelittoodontyou6921 or even just those committing the crimes. We never see a cod where the US or Japanese commit mass rape but always see the 1980s cliche of a good guy. Not that I want to see a mass race or genocide but just play the field and stop glorifying a war fought to feed the war machine.

    • @collectibletaco7797
      @collectibletaco7797 2 года назад +2

      @@grxzy7950 Where did turks fight during WW2 then?

    • @hallu4696
      @hallu4696 2 года назад +1

      @@youfeelittoodontyou6921 the thing is that plot has been overdone in the entertainment industry too

  • @isaacwest276
    @isaacwest276 2 года назад +3

    This man has an STG44 in the Battle of Guadicanal. Man they can’t even make the single player accurate (the STG44 was a German assault rifle which was never used in the Pacific and was manufactured until two years after that battle took place!)

  • @krispinwah2784
    @krispinwah2784 2 года назад +5

    6:41 genuinely, unironically thought you were playing the first Call of Duty for a second there. What the fuck are those visuals

  • @jeremygreynemo2762
    @jeremygreynemo2762 2 года назад +4

    Ok that arma impression is as savage as it is accurate

    • @collectibletaco7797
      @collectibletaco7797 2 года назад +1

      Man, 100 meters, front
      Man, 100 meters, front
      Man, 100 meters, front
      Man, 100 meters, front

  • @jacobszymczak9323
    @jacobszymczak9323 2 года назад +5

    They've gone too far this time
    They replaced X to Pay Respects to X to Sit for Tea Time

  • @OliveIsTyping
    @OliveIsTyping 2 года назад +1

    1:04 loved the Cayo perico reference

  • @blackreign673
    @blackreign673 2 года назад +7

    i think the worst part is that activision is still gonna make a disgusting amount of money off of this. there's literally no incentive to actually do better.

    • @sentrygun9978
      @sentrygun9978 2 года назад

      The franchise just sticks to the same formula that generates them money without ever trying anything new that might hurt their sales

  • @Sturmdude
    @Sturmdude 2 года назад +2

    I know most people don't care about this stuff, but holy shit, why are there German guns in the Pacific and Japanese guns in Berlin? What are these semi-auto shotguns that look like M1941 Johnson rifles that every army is using? This game cannot get basic details like what guns belong in the hands of what armies in what theaters of wars correct. I know this also doesn't need repeating but I'll say it anyway. There should be no red dots or reflex sights on any of these guns.