There was (not so recently anymore) a recording of Chinese offshore patrol driving off Americans and after exhausting all legal references just saying Meow in voicechat
It seriously annoys me how many planes are in Ground RB lately, to the point where I'm pretty sure I'm actually in Air RB and should be confused as to why there's tanks in my air battle
@@skyraider87 air rb is fly for 5 minutes then die without getting a single kill or bullet fired. it honestly hasn't changed a single thing since it released.
I am fairly surprised that I didn't end up on here. One of my guilty pleasures is saying the most unhinged, schizophrenic shit in war thunder chat to stir up mass confusion and hysteria.
I once hit a salty Pantsir who hated me because I killed him with my Starstreak with "Hush before I revisit your mother and give her a child she'll actually be proud of this time just so I can leave that one too."
Toptier WarThunder players when their aim-missle hits a plane 4 km away: "YYEEEEEESSSS I am so good. GG EZ + SKILLISSUE + Get on my level NOOB + no btches" Lowtier Warthunder players when they kill 4 enemy biplanes and now miss their left wing but still manage to land on airport: "Hm, could've been better, I suck at this Game tbh."
"No btches" - big talk from a guy who is in top tier WT Seriously - if you are in top tier you either: Spent a bunch of money on a video game or you have ground out top tier
Random chat I experienced: Me- “I have 4 1600 pound bombs so can I have protection?” Some guy- “I have 4 1600 pound balls so can I have some protection?”
Man reminds me of when I was playing IL-2 with bombs and rockets. However there were two other IL-2 players. And they laughed at me for being a waste of an IL 2 because I brought bombs and rockets. The duo then proceeded to end the game with 4 and 3 kills each. I still don’t know how
The most unhinged one I've read is "your mother spoke the language of noodles until she was hit by a garbage truck driven by your father " made no sense but was hilarious to read especially since he was talking in all chat with no replies probably getting them as private dms so it was like he was yelling into the void.
Real comunication on the cold war (rare recordings)
There was (not so recently anymore) a recording of Chinese offshore patrol driving off Americans and after exhausting all legal references just saying Meow in voicechat
that was lie.
@@headhammer7979 this comment is a joke bro
Nah its just right after the cold war ends
What, you can't imagine real tankers and aviators saying out of pocket shit like this?
WHY ARE THERE PLANES IN THIS GAMEMODE THIS GAME SUCKS
they do say this shit irl
@@Vextonomy because what's a war without CAS
@@pffpffovich2398 fun?
Can confirm that they say worse shit
1:51 honestly i agree with this guy. Imagine calling your team shit while playing CAS and still failing to protect them from spawncamping lol
Real
It seriously annoys me how many planes are in Ground RB lately, to the point where I'm pretty sure I'm actually in Air RB and should be confused as to why there's tanks in my air battle
Preach
@@skyraider87 air rb is fly for 5 minutes then die without getting a single kill or bullet fired. it honestly hasn't changed a single thing since it released.
@@justsomepotato6160
*Skill issue tbh. There are guides to help oneself get better, and practice makes perfect.*
Arcade battles never get these because no one talks
idk why they dont talk it makes me feel lonely
they're too brainless to talk
You think AB players are real?
@@Who_Knows-kp1yq yeah because I’m one of them 😭
FR tho, they all silent
The snail has taken their sanity.
what selling their soul to the snail does to a mf
1:25 i can ABSOLUTELY imagine scottish tankers using "margaret thatcher" as an insult like that
Margaret Thatcher
The Coom Snatcher
0:42 - that is enough war thunder for one day.
*Later found dead*
bonus 800g of meat every 9 months ig
And that's why 2and900 died
The Wrath of the Grapes
Relatable
@@kusada3035 bruhhhhhhhhhh
It's fun that the thumbnail is from Generation Kill because you just know these are conversations that went through Hitman's channels.
Assassin said half the stuff on here
Pussy infrastructure was just the beginning of far more than one could ever imagine
1:23 real audio of the south armagh brigade sending a message to british soldiers
"show your wives how you won medals down in flanders"🗣🗣🗣
1:40
Bro it's like both of them are inside the helicopter 😭😭
That's absolutely some barracks small talk lol
Early footage of WW3 soldiers communicating between themselves
I won't mind WW3 if we're gonna have a global radio frequency to trash talk with the enemy
If anything it’d probably look like COD lobbies but 700x times worse considering well. Obvious reasons
"You mean the F-4F Phantom, right?"
"No, Wildcat."
"...Reconsider your Squad BR... And while you're at it; your existence"
I have an entire match that the chat and the game became Nat Geo wild, it was so funny
You share to this guy
He probably will edit some voices for this wild one xD
3:07 This guy is the most unhinged for giving me an aneurysm.
The comedic camera angle change for the bit at 2:10 is absolutely golden. Become a VA, it's your duty now.
Imagine you are on fire your flight helmet melting into your face and on the radio you hear
"easy+L+skill isssue+no dad"
The "i love femboys" one is so real tbh
fr. femboys are the best
infact its a little to real
😋
he's right...
I LOVE FEMBOYS RAAHHH
0:12 Mihaly really said Trigger cant pull more Gs to manuever
He understood the enemy
So turns out, much the same irl.
1:10 lol thats me and the bois lmao, good vid btw +rep
Lesss gooo we made it in a vid wooooooooooooooooooooooo
this is hilarious, the users of these vehicles really sound like the users of these vehicles in video
1:38 WTF? What even is the context of that? Why is that being discussed?
This is what the grind can do to a sane person
I am fairly surprised that I didn't end up on here. One of my guilty pleasures is saying the most unhinged, schizophrenic shit in war thunder chat to stir up mass confusion and hysteria.
The third one is wild af
I once hit a salty Pantsir who hated me because I killed him with my Starstreak with
"Hush before I revisit your mother and give her a child she'll actually be proud of this time just so I can leave that one too."
Bro 💀
holy shit
Sometimes i question how much sanity these Warthunder players have left.
@@hansFem-cw6gp if you’re playing top tier, you’ll have lost your sanity LONG ago.
Based insult for playing cas
I have a lot of unhinged ones saved but too many of them have the word.
Just censor it lol, i need to see them
People must hear that word, they must see it, every day.
Sounds like of multiplayer of MWII
Of multiplayer*
OG*
Imagine there was voice chat in wt
pretty sure there is, just no one uses it
There is
I have no idea how it works if there is, and I have over 6000 hours in that crap game.
@@DOOM_A-O, WT has a voice chat, but only for a squad.
@@biochemist3712 Oh, no wonder ive never used it. lol
The abortion one is fucking crazy lmao
bro these are tame compared to what ive seen lmao
He's gotta make it youtube-friendly you know. This platform has changed since the last decade you know.
@@Who_Knows-kp1yq lmfao sure
1:38 truly a chat you would hear when its 02:57 and your in a humvee with no sleep and 5 redbulls deep to a 5 hour drive in a combat zone
Average War Thunder lobby:
Toptier WarThunder players when their aim-missle hits a plane 4 km away:
"YYEEEEEESSSS I am so good. GG EZ + SKILLISSUE + Get on my level NOOB + no btches"
Lowtier Warthunder players when they kill 4 enemy biplanes and now miss their left wing but still manage to land on airport:
"Hm, could've been better, I suck at this Game tbh."
True lol
"No btches" - big talk from a guy who is in top tier WT
Seriously - if you are in top tier you either:
Spent a bunch of money on a video game
or you have ground out top tier
Imagine ingaging in a dogfight and hearing one of your team member just keep letting out a loud "meow" after downing each enemy aircraft
love that Mihaly was in some of these, didn't know he played War thunder
after 8.0 br chat becomes 3x more cursed and toxic
1:52 that's not unhinged, that is the truth and nothing but the truth.
Mihaly, the definition of absolutely locked in
The abortion joke and the meow have definitely been said over the radio
New to channel, was caught off guard by the Banisadr jump scare at the end. Subbed.
1:52 so fking true. Its called Ground battles for a reason
1:00 with challenger perfectly represents the british nation
We need more of these!!
2:10
this is so true in Top Tier Matches
3:07
prob the most random message ive heard
The last guy must’ve had a stroke
3:12 gave me a sbronke
Too organic, needs more "radio voice" as in, that neutral, robotic tone everyone switches to when on radio
2:12
They are
G O N E
"F 4F"
I was expecting the punchline to be that it was the Wildcat, not the Phantom.
0:35 I didn’t know Dr. Kleiner is frisky like that😭
Feels like home
Me in world war 3 after destroying an enemy tank convoy with a tactical bomb
"Bots these kids probbaly got less than 100 hours"
1:00 man that is :(
this just feels like the voice actors for red vs blue got together and read out the wt chat
I WANT TO GENUALLY HELP YOU DOING THIS
Random chat I experienced:
Me- “I have 4 1600 pound bombs so can I have protection?”
Some guy- “I have 4 1600 pound balls so can I have some protection?”
"If I found a Burgertank in this place. I'mma be a one-man cheeseburger apocalypse."
"Wuh...Wuh happened to my team?"
It came out of his soul😭😭
New game… “Is this radio chatter from a military squad or a McDonalds drive thru crew?
1:43 Bro this is the most out of pocket shit i have seen in a LONG time, and i play TF2 casual with objector images turned ON.
make this a 100 part series
Dude I hope we get like an episodic series of this
I kept asking in air realistic battles which tank would give the best head, I stg 💀the chat was wild
0:40 YOU WHAAAAAAAT
Thank you
0:51 this lowkey feels like a soldier getting a mental breakdown mid operation
Imagine if in War Thunder there was 2 seconds of time where you can say anything to the person who just killed you like in call of duty lol
God this is amazing
Audio isn't perfect, but i really like the idea, and the execution isn't half bad. Good for you mate, hope you will keep improving!
project wingman... or ace combat 7 dealers choice
Simulator has more unhinged chat, especially above 8.0
Man reminds me of when I was playing IL-2 with bombs and rockets. However there were two other IL-2 players. And they laughed at me for being a waste of an IL 2 because I brought bombs and rockets. The duo then proceeded to end the game with 4 and 3 kills each. I still don’t know how
honestly better quality than real military radios.
You had me with the Lt Fick Thumbnail
I can imagine this happening in the near future
This is what real soldier conversations sound like
The best one I ever had was a guy said in the chat “blowing a fire extinguisher in my face and wishing it was a girl farting”
it's alwaythe air RB where you get interesting conversations
p.s. mostly
I can just imagine it now:
aeiou aeiou John Madden uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu question mark, exclamation point
0:51 nailed the AM voice
one of my biggest fears is appearing in one of these videos
got a war thunder ad on this.
this is what the communications would sound like if ww3 happened
I live for these chats online.
More pls this is great
the preview is golden
This is basically the average MSFS X Steam edition online lobby
Will have to send some next time this is peak
for a war thunder video... i got a top gun themed ad for warthunder... wtf youtube
0:34 based wt player
ok bud🤕
@@SheepsAhoy. huh
These lines with the voice effect reminds me of season 1 RvB
The most unhinged one I've read is "your mother spoke the language of noodles until she was hit by a garbage truck driven by your father " made no sense but was hilarious to read especially since he was talking in all chat with no replies probably getting them as private dms so it was like he was yelling into the void.
"Your garden is overgrown and your cucumbers are soft" type beat
gotta love the SRS radio beep
It seems war thunder chat has been evolved
Gold, absolute gold
The radio transmissions: "Attack the D point!"
Gotta make the voice more nonchalant, like the pilot is used to saying this shit on the daily
lmfao Archange at 3:32
Telecommunications interceptions during WW3 be like.