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@@waltuh666 fair enough, but for me the voice chat was toxic, warthunder never been that toxic for me, but for others i can understand it being different
the best I had in my ground rb lobby at 7.0, someone: "shoot if you're racist" *Literally everyone in my team: proceeds to unload everything they have*
One time I had this conversation: Enemy: cock Me: my favorite Enemy: a man of culture Me: :3 Enemy: and a femboy Me: correct Enemy 2: whats a femboy? Enemy 3: make sure your parents are in the room when you look it up Enemy 2: is it just men with tits?
*_"You have the fucking cojones to call this a contested airspace? Oh there's gonna be a contest alright. A contest to see who can eat the most chaff from my AN/ALE-47 dispenser."_* _Showdown from Project Wingman plays loudly_
Why did my RWR just chirp? Oh it’s just another R-77 grasping at straws to pull more energy to catch my hot ass. You have the fucking cojones to call this a contested airspace? Oh there’s gonna be a contest alright. A contest to see who can eat the most chaff from my AN/ALE-47. Guess what? You win. Or maybe it’s a contest to see who can copy the AMRAAM worst? Oh wow, big surprise. You win again. At least the PL-12 had the decency to slap on fucking variable thrust rocket motors and add a passive homing seeker when copying the AMRAAM to at least put up the pretense of having an original design. I suppose your chicken fence grid fins are a unique twist to the concept of a maneuverable missile. Hey dumbass, the point of the exercise is to maximize your flight time not put up the range equivalent of a sawn off fucking shotgun. “Oh, but Mr. AMRAAM,” you say, “My initial thrust force is twice that of you.” Well, that’s not going to matter because I’m going to fire further away and fuck you harder than Kendrick did Drake. The only beef you’ll win is the burger patties you’ll have to flip for the rest of your life after you get fired from the VVS for ejecting at mach after an AIM-120 drills a hole through your shoddy excuse of a Russian fighter harder than I did to your mom in bed last night. And let’s not even talk about how ugly your seeker is. I mean what the fuck have they been doing over at Vympel NPO since the fall of the Soviet Union? Listen, I might be a hater but even I can admit that the R-27ER is a very capable missile. But then Vympel goes and makes you? Are you kidding me? Did your engineers all get thrown out of a window for thinking about Navalny instead of Putin while taking a shower? Do you know why NATO calls you the Adder? It’s because I need to down a bottle of Adderall to even give me a semblance of stimulation when outrunning an R-77.
I collect chats from my games and submissions on my discord. The voiceovers are not AI and I read the chats out one by one. The only manipulation done is the added effects on voicemod. After that I just record the vehicles on customs and replays.
the first one was litteraly facts.. i used it and it can be dodged by planes, it has this weird 50/50 kill rate to it. its like every lock is an RNG roll if it will hit.
Holy cow, I think I'm dyslectic. At 3:42 with the kid in yout basement. I was trying to figure out, why it said kid when it should be spelled child. Just had a wtf moment because not once did child even get mentioned. That was trippy as all, like a real wtf just happened moment. Even heard kid, but my brain said, shouldn't that be spelled as child.
Those first two minutes felt like the textbook example of the meme of a kid being really angry and talking and pointing at the screen really fast (that you use to contrast with a chad) 😆
Isn’t the R77 a development of the Soviet Union, which Russia relatively quickly (given the collapse of the USSR and its consequences) replaced with the R77-1? I won't even say anything about the fact that half of what this guy said at the beginning can be applied to the American rocket aswell💀
THIS IS AN AUTOMATED MESSAGE FROM THE RUSSIAN MINISTRY OF THE INTERIOR CONGRATULATIONS COMRADE, YOU EARN [+50] RUBLES FOR SPREADING THE GREAT RUSSIAN TRUTH! SLAVA ROSSYI!
We’ve all been there. Hit by a Russian missile from 2 light years away after it pulled Venus levels of G, praying that when Russia collapses into economic hell after Ukraine wins the war Gaijin will be forced to sell to an American company.
It's not a text chat from war thunder match, that means your misleading title is a lie. Trying to farm? Well, atleast the first 2 minutes is just the author writing a long ass script.
« Imagine waking up every morning and realizing your French » Yeah I know, I am rich powerful, live in the most visited country, have one of the coolest history, have the most victories in the world,have the best girls in the world, have nukes, have one of the best army in the world etc... They are just jalous. This have been since the 470~ that they are, at the end of the day France always win anyway. With y’all young country with no experience
![IF I KILL YOU MY MISSILES GET BETTER (worst to best overload) [RADAR VERSION]](/img/1.gif)
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king behaviour
and they say this is the most toxic game smh
And to wot bro both make me wanna kill myself
That title goes to Rust
@@Bossman50. id like to introduce cod black ops one lobbies from around 2013 and onwards
@@onionsauce5965 its high class, no toxic. rust and tarkov are toxic because gameplay styles actually
@@waltuh666 fair enough, but for me the voice chat was toxic, warthunder never been that toxic for me, but for others i can understand it being different
How does one casually know and memorize specific decades old military tech statistics, but doesn’t know what to do with a girl?
sounds like projection smh
we call that autism
@@k0valus585 real
as if women have an instruction manual
When your brain has colossal amounts of gold, titanium, sulphur and molybdenum, this is not only possible but almost unavoidable.
first TWO MINUTES of the video just some very pent up lad cooking tf out of some russian missile
ah my new favourite genre of memes has arrived
Buddy went full “the missile roasts” at the beginning of
“It will get crispy.”
Man the grind makes people crazy, i swear the snail is just taking your sanity.
I think the moment you enter the game, your sanity is already gone-
Quitting war thunder last year was the wisest decision I've ever made in my life
@@TheCostan :]
@@TheCostan you´ll be back one day... just like i will
will giving the snail my sanity get me premiums? O.o cause i'm down
Sir this is a McDonald’s
3:46 THAT'S ME
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And I'm the guy who sent the screenshot.
@@j100j Well thank you for making me famous!
@@AtomicBlastPony you have five seconds before chris hansen shows up
@@thomasboland540 “There are multiple I-6’s waiting for you in the garage when you leave.”
That first one makes me think someone hurt him.
He was shot down : (
Probably an R-77
Whatever hurt him, it certainly wasn't an R-77.
the best I had in my ground rb lobby at 7.0, someone: "shoot if you're racist"
*Literally everyone in my team: proceeds to unload everything they have*
i did the same thing at 2.7, except in air rb and with smoke.
lets just say the enemy position was very clear
7:44 he's going to get hearing aids, he just doesn't know it yet
santa?
Average WT chat conversation be like:
One time I had this conversation:
Enemy: cock
Me: my favorite
Enemy: a man of culture
Me: :3
Enemy: and a femboy
Me: correct
Enemy 2: whats a femboy?
Enemy 3: make sure your parents are in the room when you look it up
Enemy 2: is it just men with tits?
*_"You have the fucking cojones to call this a contested airspace? Oh there's gonna be a contest alright. A contest to see who can eat the most chaff from my AN/ALE-47 dispenser."_*
_Showdown from Project Wingman plays loudly_
You solely are responsible for this…
Got the r77 copypasta on hand?
Why did my RWR just chirp? Oh it’s just another R-77 grasping at straws to pull more energy to catch my hot ass. You have the fucking cojones to call this a contested airspace? Oh there’s gonna be a contest alright. A contest to see who can eat the most chaff from my AN/ALE-47. Guess what? You win. Or maybe it’s a contest to see who can copy the AMRAAM worst? Oh wow, big surprise. You win again. At least the PL-12 had the decency to slap on fucking variable thrust rocket motors and add a passive homing seeker when copying the AMRAAM to at least put up the pretense of having an original design. I suppose your chicken fence grid fins are a unique twist to the concept of a maneuverable missile. Hey dumbass, the point of the exercise is to maximize your flight time not put up the range equivalent of a sawn off fucking shotgun. “Oh, but Mr. AMRAAM,” you say, “My initial thrust force is twice that of you.” Well, that’s not going to matter because I’m going to fire further away and fuck you harder than Kendrick did Drake. The only beef you’ll win is the burger patties you’ll have to flip for the rest of your life after you get fired from the VVS for ejecting at mach after an AIM-120 drills a hole through your shoddy excuse of a Russian fighter harder than I did to your mom in bed last night. And let’s not even talk about how ugly your seeker is. I mean what the fuck have they been doing over at Vympel NPO since the fall of the Soviet Union? Listen, I might be a hater but even I can admit that the R-27ER is a very capable missile. But then Vympel goes and makes you? Are you kidding me? Did your engineers all get thrown out of a window for thinking about Navalny instead of Putin while taking a shower? Do you know why NATO calls you the Adder? It’s because I need to down a bottle of Adderall to even give me a semblance of stimulation when outrunning an R-77.
peak content
The plane lovers had kind of a point, but that last one was unhinged.
Thank you for using the yummers clip as I intended with that reply
bro this shit is actually really good wt content, perhaps a tweak in voice filter but otherwise brilliant laughs all around.
I like these type of videos, how do you make them? What's the process and where do you get the AI voice from. Big thanks,
AIM-120 Out
I collect chats from my games and submissions on my discord. The voiceovers are not AI and I read the chats out one by one. The only manipulation done is the added effects on voicemod. After that I just record the vehicles on customs and replays.
@@TheDoctorMD Oh yea, it felt like a real voice, but tought it was AI, nevermind, thanks for the answer!
First one had to be someone VERY angry over losing to a Su-27
8:19 not the "lock" 💀:
0:17 the red tank has a war thunder sponsor
You know its good when they voice all the grammar and spelling mistakes
4:38 “it will get crispy😋” 😭
the first one was litteraly facts.. i used it and it can be dodged by planes, it has this weird 50/50 kill rate to it. its like every lock is an RNG roll if it will hit.
2:00
That asked man with Leninist views on life...
08:16 "♪ Is it Mirage? Don't know but it seems right. ♪"
5:42 I feel the pain 😂
DO NOT let MatAWG see this
I had a good chuckle
I feel like some of these chat could be put in ace combat or project wingman as voicelines
You think I wanted this, I’m cascadian!
Wait who drew an R-77 Chan I don’t remember that
atamonica
4:17 - 5:43 it's just like a NO SLEEP but instead of TF2 it's in War Thunder
is that how psychological warfare looks like?
please we need more
I love recognizing some of the names
What wa that yapping at the start with the r77
0:58 Hear me out 🤩
I will hear you out.
5:00 is my favorite
2:38 why did that shit sound so personal 😭😭
that reminded me of "NO SLEEP"
2:45 the Benji guy is my friend lol didn’t expect him here
This just sounds like NonCredibleDefense back in the day.
6:08 WHY WAS I ON THE SAME WAVELENGTH AS THEM
4:16
And now
_"No sleep" but it's WT_
Holy cow, I think I'm dyslectic. At 3:42 with the kid in yout basement. I was trying to figure out, why it said kid when it should be spelled child. Just had a wtf moment because not once did child even get mentioned. That was trippy as all, like a real wtf just happened moment. Even heard kid, but my brain said, shouldn't that be spelled as child.
I need more 💀
AIM-120 stats are going to justify R-77-1 introduction in WT
those be zesty ahh
Those first two minutes felt like the textbook example of the meme of a kid being really angry and talking and pointing at the screen really fast (that you use to contrast with a chad) 😆
5:42 "Jesus chri-" 🤣🤣
3:50 I'd respond ; "i'm the kid in the basement"
Isn’t the R77 a development of the Soviet Union, which Russia relatively quickly (given the collapse of the USSR and its consequences) replaced with the R77-1?
I won't even say anything about the fact that half of what this guy said at the beginning can be applied to the American rocket aswell💀
i need more of these its like drugs
This has company of heroes vibes
i love this the first one was good and this video
Is the voice a reference to Tiny Tank? Whaaaaaat
Of course fucking BVRO6 clan is in here lmfao
BRVO6*
wtf is that r 77 picture top right
4:05 this is just like that tf2 video, where pokemon fuckers assemble
holy fuck that intro went so hard
does messages swearing family tree of gaijin employees count?
0:58 atamonica mentioned
1:02 Wait why is there an anime girl version of the adder
5:50 Y U M M E R S
7:06 HOG RIDAHHHHH
"sophisticated" community
2:47 I was there. They lost that match (I think)
Someone- N
Someone else- I
Enemy player- G
Me- Attack the D point!
betrayal.
who let bro cook????
This Video made me realise How weird Warthunder players are.
marshmellow is crazy
I think you should put engine ambiance and claustrophobic acoustics for tanks and turbine hum in jets, i think that would add to the joke
Wait this isnt a tym3glitch video
5:45 rip him
First two minutes is just the typical natobot that got R-77'd?
NAFO moment
THIS IS AN AUTOMATED MESSAGE FROM THE RUSSIAN MINISTRY OF THE INTERIOR
CONGRATULATIONS COMRADE, YOU EARN [+50] RUBLES FOR SPREADING THE GREAT RUSSIAN TRUTH!
SLAVA ROSSYI!
7:13 is bro in a cult?
I'd be even funier if you used the radio chatter voices with the help of AI.
tf was going on at 4:20
You don't want to know
5:47 okay that was a bit too racist
someones mad
unhinged asf
Bro why are WT chats so cursed sometimes? I don't play WT ☠️
lmao im in this video at 8 minutes 2 seconds
Humans scare me sometimes.
OP talks a lot of shit for someone who died to an r77
mooooooooore
Dude people that play this are such nerds. Like I used to feel bad about myself, but damn there is so much worse
air battles are gay
yap
Starts at 2:01
ruclips.net/video/2Hd2jda6adU/видео.html this is just the vaporeon meme all over again
We’ve all been there. Hit by a Russian missile from 2 light years away after it pulled Venus levels of G, praying that when Russia collapses into economic hell after Ukraine wins the war Gaijin will be forced to sell to an American company.
bruh this was so mid
sex humour is for babies, it needs to be actually funny not just edgy
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🤓
It's not a text chat from war thunder match, that means your misleading title is a lie. Trying to farm? Well, atleast the first 2 minutes is just the author writing a long ass script.
« Imagine waking up every morning and realizing your French »
Yeah I know, I am rich powerful, live in the most visited country, have one of the coolest history, have the most victories in the world,have the best girls in the world, have nukes, have one of the best army in the world etc...
They are just jalous. This have been since the 470~ that they are, at the end of the day France always win anyway. With y’all young country with no experience
Me when I lie
wt needs to be removed youtube ban this guy plus uttp rise from the ashes and spam this channel
tf?