GOTTA NUKE SOMETHIN' - Calm Down, Stalin Gameplay

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  • Опубликовано: 24 янв 2025

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  • @Zw285
    @Zw285 8 лет назад +701

    Omg the way he bangs that lamp like a muppet has me in tears

  • @S0RGEx
    @S0RGEx 8 лет назад +1390

    I broke out laughing every time Elyse started hitting the lamp. I don't know why but it was the funniest thing ever

  • @ImpatientTurtle
    @ImpatientTurtle 8 лет назад +698

    Ive never seen Bruce be this MLG before. He was born to play Stalin.

    • @FlymanMS
      @FlymanMS 8 лет назад +41

      If he can handle being a leader of Funhaus he no doubt can hadle being a leader of totalitarian empire.

    • @mrkinderbueno123
      @mrkinderbueno123 8 лет назад +1

      Don't give him any wrong ideas

    • @mauriciosoares9516
      @mauriciosoares9516 8 лет назад +24

      *another totalitarian empire.

    • @connorhandforth814
      @connorhandforth814 8 лет назад +22

      ImpatientTurtle Not a lot of people know but Bruce is 1/24 Russian.

    • @MrAnonymoss
      @MrAnonymoss 8 лет назад +1

      Wasn't an empire, literally fought against imperialism since 1917 but ya know...

  • @IvanTheUnholy
    @IvanTheUnholy 8 лет назад +82

    "I think we're wasting the vodka too soon."
    *drinks it almost instantly on the next level*

  • @psychoboyjack285
    @psychoboyjack285 8 лет назад +58

    i fucking lost it when he picks up the phone and starts banging on the lamp

  • @tdb1726
    @tdb1726 8 лет назад +143

    I started tearing up from the lamp smacking, haha.

    • @TheBastardCommie
      @TheBastardCommie 8 лет назад +1

      this is the only channel where i actually tear up from laughter. Elyse can be funny sometimes, sure. But this was genius. Holy fuck. Im in tears.

  • @JacobTheLoofah
    @JacobTheLoofah 8 лет назад +96

    There's something so hilarious about this game, I dont understand it but I love it. I fucking died when Elyse picked up the phone and just threw in the calmest "Stalin?"

  • @arogel1999
    @arogel1999 8 лет назад +249

    I laugh like such an idiot every time they hits the lamp

  • @tristanc6967
    @tristanc6967 8 лет назад +786

    "Elyse Willems" is "Joseph Stalin" backwards. Coincidence? I think not.

    • @Learn.The.Hardway
      @Learn.The.Hardway 8 лет назад +23

      Tristan C You made me breathe through my nose harder than usual. Most say "Lol". I'm just a realist. Yet still, I find your comment more humorous than the vast majority. Keep it up!

    • @SSIKBuLLeT
      @SSIKBuLLeT 8 лет назад +124

      MrNosnitram next time please just say LOL

    • @prankedmama
      @prankedmama 8 лет назад +18

      wait a minute

    • @dylan2can
      @dylan2can 7 лет назад +1

      Tristan C I don't get it

    • @hazerdasfinale8433
      @hazerdasfinale8433 7 лет назад +10

      And nascar spell backwards is nascar....

  • @chantellenorton6699
    @chantellenorton6699 8 лет назад +67

    Watching him bang that lamp like a muppet is way too funny to me.

  • @Merlinthehappypig
    @Merlinthehappypig 8 лет назад +261

    I guess you could say...he's stalin for time

    • @roid1510
      @roid1510 8 лет назад +7

      UP you goo!

    • @juangrandefranco1297
      @juangrandefranco1297 8 лет назад +3

      You deserve nothing but misfortune.

    • @YS-xi1cs
      @YS-xi1cs 8 лет назад +6

      I hope your father is proud of you for that ..... because I am ;)

    • @Merlinthehappypig
      @Merlinthehappypig 8 лет назад +2

      Just/ɡlɪtʃ/ Gamer With this comment I bought his love. He grasped me by the arm and said "With your Hideous appearance, inept ability at all tasks, and generally pathetic life, I wanted nothing more to travel through time and space to the moment you were born, and hold you under the ocean until your grotesque stain of a life was never inflicted upon me. I thought this, until now. Until this comment. I am yours and you are mine. My son.

  • @TheOdd
    @TheOdd 8 лет назад +31

    I love that everytime they go to answer to phone, the other hand immediately comes up, ready to hit the lamp.

  • @themoosefigs3331
    @themoosefigs3331 8 лет назад +101

    I want an Immersion for Calm Down Stalin, staring Funhaus, right now.

  • @connorhandforth814
    @connorhandforth814 8 лет назад +62

    I can just imagine Stalin's assassin being confused as fuck when Stalin points a fucking telephone at him. XD

  • @bagamingshow
    @bagamingshow 8 лет назад +3

    Dude this reminds me of really good British sketch comedy. Just this scene alone. I'm dying.

  • @soundslikepizza
    @soundslikepizza 8 лет назад +187

    This is actually so great holy shit

  • @bigzee2587
    @bigzee2587 8 лет назад +226

    How this game wasn't nominated for 'Game of the Year' is beyond me.

    • @Bobcat_X
      @Bobcat_X 8 лет назад +3

      Ay blyat! It is a good game

    • @mrkookas
      @mrkookas 8 лет назад +30

      Big Zee a capitalist plot

    • @MrSmilingDeath
      @MrSmilingDeath 8 лет назад +5

      Big Zee Because 2016 is a terrible year.

    • @Monkeyboy000009
      @Monkeyboy000009 7 лет назад +3

      Because of the Overwatch circlejerk

  • @Graysprojects
    @Graysprojects 8 лет назад +85

    Talking Stalins, new show coming to Funhaus in 2017

  • @TheUltimatedarkside
    @TheUltimatedarkside 8 лет назад +44

    Feels like I'm watching a Leslie Nelson film.

    • @FlymanMS
      @FlymanMS 8 лет назад +8

      OMG yes, a role he should have but sadly never played.

    • @TheUltimatedarkside
      @TheUltimatedarkside 8 лет назад +2

      This what would have been.

  • @Imfromjamaicaman
    @Imfromjamaicaman 8 лет назад +18

    Each time they were smacking the lamp it cracks me up

  • @circusmonkey28
    @circusmonkey28 5 лет назад +36

    I like how James defended Elyse!
    "THAT WAS BULLSHIT! THAT WASN'T YOUR FAULT!"
    Best Public Relations Office ever.

  • @saintjimmy_ajh
    @saintjimmy_ajh 8 лет назад +19

    Christ, the constant hitting the light had me in stitches

  • @arogel1999
    @arogel1999 8 лет назад +101

    Nothing like a cup of Funhaus to wake you up in the morning

  • @RuthlessByNature
    @RuthlessByNature 8 лет назад +54

    Bruce definitely has the best laugh in all of the Rooster teeth channels. Everytime I hear it I'm at least 50% more amused.

    • @benmacdonald4215
      @benmacdonald4215 8 лет назад +6

      Classless Gamers I'm gonna have to disagree, Geoff's from AH, his laugh cures cancer

    • @RuthlessByNature
      @RuthlessByNature 8 лет назад +6

      Ben MacDonald lol well you sir are most definitely entitled to your opinion as am i:p

    • @PCRevolt
      @PCRevolt 7 лет назад

      Ben MacDonald bruce's is definitely better than Geoff's, but I can admit if you could somehow combine Bruce and Geoff's DNA to create the perfect human, it would have the perfect laugh.

  • @theholyavenger
    @theholyavenger 8 лет назад +53

    The way he keeps punching the lamp had me in stitches every time. xD

  • @Arbmanthesheep
    @Arbmanthesheep 8 лет назад +11

    "I have no legs."
    -Franklin Delano Roosevelt

  • @TooMuchThought
    @TooMuchThought 8 лет назад +48

    The Soviet Union was famous for their faulty lamps and flying desk items.

    • @ItsBread-y6y
      @ItsBread-y6y 8 лет назад +10

      And their shot glasses that were one use only

  • @MineNstuff
    @MineNstuff 8 лет назад +7

    bruce talking at 6:05 about how the phone would never hit the button was so funny

  • @choir345
    @choir345 8 лет назад +1

    Excellent use of the wilhelm scream in this game

  • @justinparry5197
    @justinparry5197 7 лет назад +7

    "Put that down. GENTLY."
    *glass shatters AGAIN*

  • @Telic
    @Telic 8 лет назад +6

    "That way it can never touch the button" - Bruce , The Jinx

  • @sobekflakmonkey
    @sobekflakmonkey 8 лет назад +8

    There needs to be animated short about Stalin getting into all sorts of silly trouble and Elyse should be the voice of Stalin.

  • @thedredmanable
    @thedredmanable 8 лет назад +690

    Usually Funhaus highlights bad games and makes fun of em.
    But this, I HAVE to fucking play.
    Glory to Arstotzka.

    • @TheBeromLP
      @TheBeromLP 8 лет назад +10

      thedredmanable FOR KOLECHIA

    • @TheBeromLP
      @TheBeromLP 8 лет назад

      Tai Lopez get the fuck outta here with your lambo

    • @thedredmanable
      @thedredmanable 8 лет назад +1

      I gotta commend you, Tai. Your devotion to telling me to get cancer and being generally a toxic person is uncanny.
      And it's a 100% reason to invest in gold!

    • @semih5713
      @semih5713 8 лет назад +12

      ARSTOTZKANS ONLY

    • @ricardosouza3119
      @ricardosouza3119 8 лет назад +1

      obristan above all

  • @tomdylan2074
    @tomdylan2074 8 лет назад +5

    Stalin smacking the lamp is the funniest thing to ever happen on this channel.

  • @Jodeadible
    @Jodeadible 8 лет назад +14

    The slaps on the lamp were killing me! XD

  • @DocD173
    @DocD173 5 лет назад +2

    This was one of the funniest fuckin videos I’ve seen in a long time. “You can’t smoke in the dark!!”

  • @bendefusco8706
    @bendefusco8706 8 лет назад +26

    Oh hey, the description writer also saw that cool trailer.

    • @fighm
      @fighm 8 лет назад +2

      Pointless Monk yeah it does look pretty good, just needs more disney

    • @parapanofff
      @parapanofff 8 лет назад +1

      I don't fucking know and care about how this piece of crap is localized in English-speaking countries, but just copy and paste this shit :"защитники трейлер"
      There ya go.

  • @enragedbagels
    @enragedbagels 8 лет назад +17

    6:06 is God spiting Bruce

  • @stupidlyoptimistic6692
    @stupidlyoptimistic6692 8 лет назад +10

    I love seeing how Elyse plays games it's fucking hilarious

  • @JamBear
    @JamBear 8 лет назад +19

    Elyse is in good form today with her signature lamp turkey-backhand.

  • @randyladyka6720
    @randyladyka6720 8 лет назад +1

    You guys need to do more of these one off indie games. Elyse hitting the lamp was one of the funniest things ive seen in a long time! Aside from the rest of the content, love you guys!

  • @BatDance666
    @BatDance666 8 лет назад +1

    I made a horrible gamble thinking I could watch this and have a coffee, the inside of my nose smells like Irish cream now though, things could be worse I suppose.
    Everytime she makes him smack the lamp I fuckin die

  • @crazeyesyes3176
    @crazeyesyes3176 8 лет назад +339

    Ayy Im ballin even in Funhaus

    • @hazerdasfinale8433
      @hazerdasfinale8433 8 лет назад +3

      Meme of the day

    • @thisisnotmyid_
      @thisisnotmyid_ 8 лет назад

      Stalin Be Ballin' you win the Internet today

    • @TheJairjedi
      @TheJairjedi 8 лет назад +1

      ThisIsNotMyID withJaveable Burnie burns thinks your comment is cancer

    • @thisisnotmyid_
      @thisisnotmyid_ 8 лет назад +1

      NotKanye West oh no, old mans burns is shouting at the millennials again

  • @TK0921
    @TK0921 5 лет назад +1

    Something about the way Stalin slaps that lamp cracks me up every time.

  • @StephanBlackhawk
    @StephanBlackhawk 8 лет назад +1

    Thank you for those FDR jokes, the best christmas gift i've gotten this year.

  • @Egenix52
    @Egenix52 8 лет назад +3

    "Good thinking, that way the phone won't hit the button"
    *phone immediately flips and hits the button*

  • @Gargflaps
    @Gargflaps 8 лет назад

    I've watched this four times today, on chrimbo no less, and crack up like hell each time. Thank you for this video, I needed these laughs.

  • @stacker55
    @stacker55 5 лет назад +1

    this is one of the funniest funhaus videos ive ever seen. i cant believe it took me 300+ videos to see it

  • @Xanegoh
    @Xanegoh 8 лет назад +3

    every time they karate chop the lamp, i am dying.

  • @kevint2995
    @kevint2995 8 лет назад +5

    In the stream they forgot to unmute their mics so you couldn't hear them for half of their playtime with this game.

  • @EumelaninKnight
    @EumelaninKnight 8 лет назад +35

    Great...And now that song by t.A.T.u. is IMMEDIATELY stuck in my head.
    Or should I say..
    Running through my head
    Running through my head
    Hey-yo!

    • @Lukeywoodsey
      @Lukeywoodsey 8 лет назад +3

      Eumelanin Knight for me it's the video :-P

  • @keiththebandgeek
    @keiththebandgeek 8 лет назад +1

    This video was fantastic! I couldn't stop laughing when Bruce said, "Hello, talk to the pipe." Great work, guys!

  • @TheBAGman17
    @TheBAGman17 8 лет назад +23

    those aren't assassins Stalin is shooting guys.

    • @Abigpuppy
      @Abigpuppy 8 лет назад

      Lol I think you're right why didn't I realize that

  • @davidmuzzall375
    @davidmuzzall375 8 лет назад +1

    This was without a doubt the best Christmas gift funhaus could have got us

  • @Macephtopheles
    @Macephtopheles 7 лет назад

    The bit @3:57 with Elyse managing to both pour vodka on her hat and throw the glass at the button was way funnier than it should've been.

  • @OkamiiSenpai
    @OkamiiSenpai 8 лет назад +7

    hitting the lamp makes me lose it

  • @CubiStudios
    @CubiStudios 8 лет назад +1

    "This is another one of Stalin's many pranks" - Elyse
    Joke might not have been that loud and a lot of people probably missed it, but god damn that was one for the ages.

  • @DoubleMKGaming
    @DoubleMKGaming 8 лет назад +15

    This is hilarious! Merry christmas everyone..

  • @SEATTLEKID2o6
    @SEATTLEKID2o6 8 лет назад +2

    Shit hit the fan in the vodka round! Explosions, lamps busting, shot glasses breaking, phones ringing, chickens disappearing, oh my god.

  • @DangleSnipeAndSelly
    @DangleSnipeAndSelly 8 лет назад +1

    This is one of the funniest videos I've seen in a long time keep it up haha

  • @naddyg4480
    @naddyg4480 8 лет назад

    I got to be honest.. I originally only watched rooster teeth. But after watching you guys, I haven't really gone back. You guys are fracking hilarious!!!

  • @KM-jb3vg
    @KM-jb3vg 4 года назад +1

    Elyse's comedic timing in this video is so golden, I think this is my favourite funhaus video

  • @AdenJama
    @AdenJama 8 лет назад +5

    I guess you can say that the phone.....
    *puts on sunglasses*
    jumped the gun
    *won't get fooled again plays*

  • @AraFrances168
    @AraFrances168 8 лет назад

    this is the most I have laughed at one of your videos in years
    thanks guys

  • @Zeangrydrunk
    @Zeangrydrunk 8 лет назад +32

    Elyse's russian accent lol

  • @A_Final_Hit
    @A_Final_Hit 8 лет назад +3

    Words alone cannot properly convey how awesome this game and video are.

  • @bigboibork1846
    @bigboibork1846 8 лет назад

    I love how when Bruce said the phone won't hit the button but then it literally hits the button 0.5 seconds later. i cracked my ass off. btw Merry Christmas everyone!

  • @Telic
    @Telic 8 лет назад +1

    My goodness the physical humor is too much haha

  • @matthewofmoo22
    @matthewofmoo22 8 лет назад +2

    just the visual image of Stalin beating a lamp with a turkey kills me

  • @3ndlessL00p
    @3ndlessL00p 8 лет назад

    Just as I was starting to get bored having nothing to watch on RUclips, Funhaus uploads this. I got my fix. Me so happi

  • @xmonkey3330
    @xmonkey3330 4 года назад +2

    Imagine looking into Stalin's office one day to see him wearing a pilgrim's hat and slapping a whole turkey off a lamp.

  • @MrFloopaJoopa
    @MrFloopaJoopa 8 лет назад

    This was one of the funniest streams they have had yet. I was dying the first watch, and I'm dying now.

  • @ApparitionGuitar
    @ApparitionGuitar 8 лет назад +79

    why does he have a pilgrim hat?

    • @royalewithcheese7
      @royalewithcheese7 8 лет назад +62

      Adam Wiley because he is eating turkey. I thought that was obvious.

  • @MrSmilingDeath
    @MrSmilingDeath 8 лет назад +5

    The lamp smacking kills me every time I see this game.

  • @kurtwagner350
    @kurtwagner350 3 года назад +1

    “Stalin’s Office: a comedy of error’s” would make a great sitcom

  • @DAHUGEEUG
    @DAHUGEEUG 8 лет назад +4

    Russian Funhaus fan here and I have to say, in the battle of the Russian accents Elyse wins ... James sounds like a drunken Italian homeless man

  • @dustinekema1433
    @dustinekema1433 8 лет назад

    I feel like this is the best let's play of this game I have seen. More than one person commentating on this game is much better than just one.

  • @Klipix1437
    @Klipix1437 8 лет назад +2

    I fucking lost it every time she smacked the lamp.

  • @jungletek
    @jungletek 8 лет назад +1

    Loved Elyse's deep-burn on FDR with the obscure 'Kids' reference.

  • @jazay591
    @jazay591 8 лет назад

    I knew you'd upload any minute so I waited. now it's 1 in the morning and I got what I wanted.

  • @MoxieW
    @MoxieW 8 лет назад

    The way that they keep hitting the lamp gets me every single time and I don't know why! I laughed so much that it hurt.

  • @PojekGwapzpo123
    @PojekGwapzpo123 8 лет назад +1

    Bruce: That is a good idea to put the phone on that side so it wont hit the button!
    not even 5 seconds the fucking phone flew and pushed the button wahaha

  • @justlam7082
    @justlam7082 8 лет назад

    I loved Elyse in this vid, her Russian accent and Stalin jokes cracked me up. I've been waiting for you guys to play this game, and I'm glad Elyse was a part of it. Great work girl!

  • @seanl7503
    @seanl7503 8 лет назад

    I've had a pretty bad Xmas Eve, but this made me laugh so hard, tank you.

  • @EvaStrikerZero
    @EvaStrikerZero 5 лет назад +1

    I have no clue why, but every time someone slapped the shit out of that lamp, I laughed so damn hard. Why the fuck is this low poly Stalin slapping the fuck out of a lamp so funny.

  • @KORmatrixmod
    @KORmatrixmod 7 лет назад +1

    5:50 love that part.

  • @cosmicsaturday8030
    @cosmicsaturday8030 8 лет назад +1

    i cried every time she started slapping the lamp

  • @RhysClark97
    @RhysClark97 8 лет назад

    6:00 "that was a good idea to throw the gun because then it will never hit the button" sure bruce, we'll see about that

  • @beckyestes5339
    @beckyestes5339 8 лет назад

    at 2:00 when Elise says I don't know I'm panicking then picks up the phone and starts hitting the lamp hahahaha

  • @roid1510
    @roid1510 8 лет назад +1

    watched a muppet show about stalin by Elyse Willems on the day before christmas ? Im a happy man

  • @PilotoBahia
    @PilotoBahia 8 лет назад +3

    a long time ago you played Tropico as a dictator with tourette syndrome. But actually thinking... Stalin lived that tourette life you played on a videogame.... it makes u think

  • @ryanclark2568
    @ryanclark2568 8 лет назад +1

    0:10 is probably one of my new favorite funhaus moments

  • @Abdulaziz-mr9on
    @Abdulaziz-mr9on 5 лет назад +2

    Stalin is getting UPSET!

  • @TheMharr
    @TheMharr 8 лет назад +1

    This video worked in theory, but in practice it was chaos.

  • @IEfromCT
    @IEfromCT 8 лет назад

    "That's a great idea, as the phone will never touch the button"
    >Immediately jumps over and touches the button

  • @winkyp5101
    @winkyp5101 8 лет назад +1

    Best part of my Christmas Eve.

  • @SS501Fan101
    @SS501Fan101 8 лет назад +3

    Everytime he smacks the light I die

  • @weirdo3446-t8z
    @weirdo3446-t8z 8 лет назад

    It's so hard to choose whether to look at their reactions or Stalin's robotic actions. Overall hilarious gameplay, a great thing to wake up to Christmas Eve morning

  • @wondermo0247
    @wondermo0247 8 лет назад

    the slapping of the lamp is making 2017 a great year already

  • @em_birch
    @em_birch 8 лет назад +6

    This is fantastic.