DRILLS AND KILLS - Giant Machines and 911 Operator Gameplay
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- Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
- What a coincidence. My wife just referred to my junk as a "Giant Machine" this morning. Well, that's not entirely true. In reality, my wife left me three months ago.
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James we hear your domestic distress loud and clear
We are dispatching police to your property right away
We will not rest until Elyse is behind bars
At first I thought this was a haiku.
James, we hear your pain.
Cops are on their way...maybe.
Adam dispatched them.
You think bars can hold a fierce, untamed, _Canadian_ woman?
IBlameNargles -it's snowing on mt fuji-
I thought about adding it aha
Well I'm gonna rest, I heard Adam is the dispatcher.
I wanna see a full play of the gaint machine game with James gushing about everything
Anything that makes Adam happy is enough for me. Hit me up if your wife ever leaves you.
15:50 sees motorcycle "OOOHH COP CAR" lolwut
At 10:28 I actually jumped. Ghost Bruce is scary
$12 an hour? More like $38 - $50 an hour.
Don't worry Elise message received help is on the way!
Suddenly, I am very glad Adam is a professional internet goof and doesn't have job where people's lives depend on him.
Juu San our lives depend on him
What's funny is his mom is a cop
@@alrun1836 Something about apples falling from the tree but...that would have to imply the tree and apple knew the other existed.
conner3548 ow
he'd just glitch into a burning house and glitch em out KOVIC FOR FIRE CHIEF 2020 TO ETERNITY
"When is Bruce not around?"
"Now... like right now!"
:-(
kb90 too soon. I still see his ghost sometimes. RIP Bruce
@@MrIggybo Two months later, I'm still in mourning. We lost an angel too early.
Who's Bruce?
@@tfwthelsdkicksin6083 Jewish guy, wore a duff hat and had glasses.
Their happiness over big machines is such a joy to watch
TitoSilvey its a guy thing 😂
@@noahmyhre808 Don't know why you had to make it about that, but okay?
Send James some help. I think (and this is just a hunch) Elyse might be abusing him.
*slips him perfume coated death threat*
It's probably nothing. He even said that he loved her in a non suspicious way.
I thought so too, until he started singing, there's clearly nothing wrong.
James, if you can't talk right now, press a number on your phone
Your just being paranoid
I remember when I preferred achievement hunter over Funhaus. I was so naive.
SuperDeansWorld when Ray is there I prefer AH. Now with all the people working on other projects, FH seems to have more entertainment.
SuperDeansWorld Michael: Ahhhhhhhh Gavin!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Gavin: Ewhhhhwhwhwhwhwhwh
I remember too
AH just isn't good anymore. It's all random screaming and corporate forced content now. RIP OG AH w/Ray
SuperDeansWorld you are wiser than you once were.
I won't say they are masters of comedy, but they actually know how to have a bit.
"MACHO MAN I'M COMIN" kills me every time
I hope u guys know that poor fictional pizza lady was actually calling to hide a domestic problem as her partner was likely listening to her phone calls. You guys missed the "Do you know this an emergency number" "Yes I do"
T C for real though- Elyse was even talking about that sort of situation earlier in the video!
In Adam's defence, he did really wanna send a cop down there.
They might wanna do the game in the comedic way, I've seen people play it seriously and it has some fuck up cases, they probably don't think those will came out funny.
Or they just bad in gaming, as usual lol
At the end of the day the video was funny, so at least we got what we came for ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
domestic is a myth - IGN
That 1.69 second cameo of Bruce made the video! An excellent touch by the editors
10:27 that was a really good edit
It scared the shit outta me, i wasn't actually expecting them to edit it in.
Killerbananer lies! I’m a lady and I LOVED it
the power of adobe cc or sony vegas
@@LadySKizo What the fuck are you talking about?
That Bruce edit was amazing
It scared me lol
I want part 2 of giant machines
.
Aww, James is so sweet, serenading his abuser.
"Elon Musk said some dumb things on Twitter"
This video will always be relevant
Always
always.
Always…
I wanna see the “james and the giant machines” rt doc
Perfect title for it too
James' racer name fucking killed me.
Also I love how excited James was getting
16:10 That's a Breaking Bad easter egg!
Yes! How didn't they get it? 😂
Macho Man was a NATIONAL treasure.
_We miss you._
Pump your brakes, kid, that man was a ..... oh, never mind. We cool.
+samsonguy10k
FOR 400 YEARS...
Macho Man was an INTERNATIONAL treasure thank you very much.
@@54patriots95 DAMN RIGHT
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEEEEEEEEEEEEAH
Why is everyone complaining about them playing the game wrong and joking about it?
Since when was that NOT their M.O?
Ryan Moulder agreed
"When is Bruce not around?" Just became a lot more topical...
I cried
adams shirt is cool though, bruce lives
13:33
"Elon Musk said some dumb stuff on Twitter, you gotta build things for him!"
still applies to this day
2:50 James, I work in shipping and the UPS driver has told me their GPS’ are specifically set up to avoid left turns. They’re also not allowed to go in reverse unless absolutely necessary. He has a “reverse goal” which is the max number of times he’s allowed to back up.
the greed of man is petty
Greed? It's just more efficent
Saves time and gas, less pollution is a plus in my book.
shutthefluffup it doesn't save gas, it's one of the stupidest things I've ever heard
Used to work at UPS. The drivers don't give a shit about their turns. They just drive ridiculously fast.
12:24 *Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater (2004)*
Panzer Man what a thrill
I was thinking the same thing, even had the music playing in my head.
"When is Bruce NOT around?"
...
:(
Watching a bunch of funhaus videos during quarantine and hearing Elyse say, "When is Bruce not around?," hit hard.
Oh yes some fresh funhaus my day is now better
10:24 That scared the shit out of me
Damn Elyse had that bear grip on James.
When the 2 seconds of footage from that Veterinarian office Elyse was talking about is less blurry than the whole Funhaus video LUL
James twerking? Now I've seen everything from him.
#WillemsBubblebutt
You fail this time Emmanuel, you don't have the top comment.
That random RV in the mining game was an homage to Breaking Bad, in case anyone didn't catch it.
After that Bruce edit I doubt if they are real friends with Rahul or just special effects.
Bruce is the most in-focus part of the whole footage!
watching Adam play these sim games like this stresses the hell out of me...
You will be visited by the Bruce’s of Christmas past.
Elyse pointed out that sometimes you have to hide the fact you are calling the police on your abusive partner but didn't get the lady "ordering the pizza".
Seeing James and Elyse riff off each other makes me happy.
“‘My emergency is that my wife is being a bitch!”
12:20 _What a thrill_
TheGoldenCaulk There’s something Hack-Fraud’y about your icon......But I cant quite put my finger in it....
I come back to this video every month or two just to watch the second half and see James get all excited about the big dumb idiot truck.
"Those are not giant! Those are barely large"
That phrase ended my last relationship.
JK, I'm 11
And a water buffalo
from space.
Damn. They knew I was high.
8:05 I love how earlier in the video they were talking about how abused women have to make weird calls to the police to hide it from their abusive husbands, and then none of them can tell that this is one of those calls lol
That was pretty hilarious, and kinda lovely. Especially the happiness regarding the awesomely large machines.
how long has james been 2 elyse wide?
@@MrPackerfan85 james built and his shoulders wide af
Since he started to take steroids, probably
6:39 made my heart melt
8/10 not enough giant machines
James: Could you imagine being killed by this thing?
Me: *flashbacks to the destiny 2 mission with the rotating mining drill*
The graphics on this game are incredible!
10:20 That's psychological abuse! We're waching you Elyse.
16:09 BREAKING BAD reference. Excellent one.
*IT'S THE HEIGHT OF 14 SKYSCRAPERS ON ITS SIDE! IT DOES THE WORK OF A MILLION MEN!*
less we need to go deeper more of these gameplays please
Adam acts like me in the same week I decide to quit any job.
This is such a great analogy. I've never noticed that.
Spot on accurate.
Got it, hate you job dress like a stripper cowboy and Blair out techno music, and watch you're boss struggle with "if I fire him will I get into legal trouble for discrimination?"
I wonder if Adams cop mom's find this episode entertaining
Adam hanging up on the pizza call.. UGH Haven't they seen the commercial haha
That wild Bruce scared the shite out of me
Y’all should’ve sent a cop after the lady trying to order a pizza! >:((
Dennis Del Valle "Hello Officer. Did you bring the pepperoni?"
"No ma'am. I came to give you a clubbing" (takes out Bobby club)
(She lays flat on the living room table and spreads)
I hope one day I can have a relationship like Elyse and James have
I absolutely adored the cold open! Please use cold opens again/more frequently
(I'm high)
16:36 when James started shouting like a mad scientist, I thought of Dr Nefarious from Ratchet and Clank. It put a smile on my face.
...
*snap*
That Adultswim style intro just sent me for a loop.
The giant machines game would be awesome in VR. just think about having to climb that giant ladder.
make it more cinematic (add some lens flares, make the desert more saturated, etc) and It would be a solid game.
3:00 That joke Elyse was going for is funny AF
The city torn apart by this one dispatcher
Got some good jokes in here
“Ask her what’s she wearing”
“My emergency? Is that my wife is being a real bitch”
Lmao
I need to play this game, James is right some of those sim games like Farm simulator are relaxing.
That Elyse open mouth wink though!!!
Kevin K *James will remember this.*
I expected the adult swim logo at the beginning. lol
Cameron Fisk right?
This comment is more towards Adam, James, and Bruce and not towards Elyise at all. Now, that being said...I don’t think you are all gay but I am without any doubt that you’ve all banged each other. Bang on brothers!
Elyse is THE funniest on the team. Even when she’s not supposed to be in the video, she shows up and says something hilarious. Bruce’s reactions are my next favorite. James always brings funny conversations to the table and is the best at video games. Lawrence is second best but him r has some bad sportsmanship.. but he likes anime so that’s how he makes up for it. Then there’s ol Adam.. I totally see why he is the one to always play demo disc. His gameplay and reactions to video games are hilarious.
I've watched this video.... Maybe 5 times now...... I can't not think about Adam operating one of those giant machines in assless chaps dancing to EDM. I'm concerned.
16:33 Hey. it's the conductor's brother
Think that last game needs to be a series, as excited as they were and as excited as I am.
"When is Bruce not around?" :( Not anymore....
But he's always there, in our hearts and in his house sitting in his lazyboy trying to eat cheese off his face without using his hands.
Adam is just RPing as Trump this whole video lol
14:43 That's what she said
One of my favourite parts of the video is when they get a butt dial in game and the guy on the other end gets offended when asked if he's in trouble
Does anyone know the song that’s playing at the beginning of the video?
I find it hard to overcome loss, but knowing Macho Man died in a flaming wreckage as his heart failed from all those years of trauma, probably while his diss rap at Hulk Hogan, be a man was playing, well that just makes it a little bit easier.
We miss you Macho
Speaking as an actual EMS dispatcher, this sim is highly inaccurate.
Ben Snod speaking as an EMT, I hate you
Speaking as a youtube commenter, fuck you.
I’m participating too! Hurray:)
My favorite couple 😀
Hmmm Elyse's legs still look fine but James is looking BUFF AF
Dude still looks the same from 2 years ago.
did you chub up?
serrée pourquoi you mean perfect?
As an emergency responder, this made me anxious.
What's that opening music, sound funky.
That intro reminds me of Adult Swim
_"We traded this for blankets."_
50 seconds ago, hell yeah
Lol it's so sad if youve played the game and know whats happening with that pizza girl
Silicon and Silicone are not the same thing. They're close; silicone contains silicon (the element). Silicone can be used for fake boobs and real dolls - Silicon is for semi-conductors; it's used in the embedded linux computers that make the Real Doll's voice soft and her silicone bits even softer.
Lol. Intro brought to you by [adult swim]
“A COP CAR”
Looking at a motorcycle
Being someone who is going through Paramedicine training and studying, I’m having a slight panic attack at Adam’s lack of care for emergencies, even though I know it’s just for laughs, and I’m still having a lot of laughs, it still makes me want to scream
Does anyone know the song name in the beginning? Thanks
Does anyone know what the song at the beginning is? If there is even a full song, of course.
Would be nice to know, its a groovy track. Maybe its just stock audio :( Does anyone know?
At 16:10 that has to be a Breaking Bad reference