Funkhouser's accidental text on purpose (bad audio quality)
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- Опубликовано: 12 фев 2020
- Links to better audio version in "i" icon in the top right and in the ending segment.
"I can't stand your water! . . . It's like I took a straw and put it up a frog's ass!"
I miss Bob Einstein, he was comedic gold!
I absolutely love this scene and have been trying to find them all together for a while but wasn't really able to. So I tried putting them together and uploading them but they were blocked so I am uploading short clips instead. Also, sorry for the bad audio. I realized after uploading that the audio needed to be normalized.
Video Source:
Series: Curb Your Enthusiasm
Season 9 Episode 6 'The Accidental Text on Purpose'
Music Source:
Song: Frolic
Artist: Luciano Michelini
Re-Released: 2006
TV Show: Curb Your Enthusiasm
Additional Info: ‘Frolic’ was one of the main themes of the 1970s Italian movie La Bellissima Estate. It was also in a handful of European commercials and the Italian comedy series Le Iene before being picked by David as the main theme for his show in the 1990s. He heard the song in the background of a bank commercial. “There was something circusy about it. I like to get away with things, comedically, and sometimes music can help in that regard." - Larry David, an article on Vulture.com about the main theme song's origins.
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Adobe Premiere Pro
Disclaimer: I don't own any rights to the song or show or image used nor am I seeking any compensation for this video. It's a great show, go watch it on HBO! I'm just trying to improve my editing skills and be creative while showcasing some funny clips from shows I love. This is mostly for educational purposes, practicing what I learned. 
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The line about sticking the straw in a frog's ass actually hurt I was laughing so hard.
I was eating noodles watching that episode and I spat them everywhere I nearly chocked laughing. I watched the episode before but completely forgot about that line.
This line had me dying. The delivery was perfect.
omg.......beyond classic
I love jokes so good they make you look on youtube for others' reactions
The smug look on Larry's face as he's drinking the water, is so funny..
had me cracking up
Lol thannnnnnkkkkks lol
R.I.P. Funkman. The show is just not the same without you.
@Tedge77 Sommer hes dead? i had no idea
Eh
@meaturama LMFAO, if you think so, then you are NOT a long time watcher of the show! He made a big difference.
Super Dave 🥺🥺🥺
@meaturama your right. Rip to him, but I was never a fan of him. Show is still great
It's weird how Jeff is the biggest cheater on the table and he still has a wife 🤣🤣🤣
The worst wife ever though. It's better to be single, tbh.
If he leaves her, she is gonna destroy him!!
And everyone claps on cue after that statement,
Speaks more about Susie's character tbh. She knows he cheats but she still remains. Most likely for the money, status etc
I love how Larry does not care what anyone thinks of him. So refreshing!
Like sticking a straw up a unicorn's ass.
You can tell Jeff is miserable with his “ugh” at the end 😂
His reaction made me lol. 😂
MC Hammer
Me too 😂
its a tv show
He’s gotten away with the most... makes her the dumbest
@@bluechox they've both fucked around, jeff knows he's stuck.
3:20 Larry drinking that water like a proud dad ..
He is one of those comedic actors that will always stick with me. His choice of word play, occasional vulgarities that would bring a tear, and how straight serious he could play this stuff without breaking character. Not just on Curb either. Miss you Bob Einstein, Super Dave, Marty Funkhouser, Officer Judy, and his joke telling on various interviews.
The straw in the frog's ass line cracks me up every time!
I miss the Funkman.
One of my favorite Curb’s scenes ever. Funk man finally going off about her water. Straw in a frog’s ass is genius.
Jeff’s wife Susie is the real main antagonist of the whole series...
She is so fucking disgusting.. why anyone would want to be with a woman like that I have no idea.
The Ultimate Succubus!
RIP Funkman I really hope he got a chance to do at least one episode this season
Nesessary it all depends on how long ago they started filming but I agree with you!
Sorry to say but pretty sure he died before they filmed. But they mentioned him being in China in the show, so that is presumably setting up a proper farewell later in the season
All this because of water. Bloody hell
@Henk de Tank We're not all like this.
UK DoctorFRCS yes you are
@@steviechampagne That's your opinion.
@@ukmedicfrcs And that's yours, and it's wrong
You couldn't pick a better setting to brainstorm sorting things out with the missus. Playing golf with the boys while you smoke cigars. Beautiful.
These silly dilemmas are comedy genius. It's that brand of Seinfeld humor it's so funny and brilliant
Oh shit. There's a lot of people I need to never see this.
Good that you found the internet instead... Dense imbecil.
@@bfkc111 Spoken like a true douchebag
Oooof
This is so finely crafted. There's nothing out there that comes close to this genius.
I love the brilliance they all think they’re hearing when it’s the first thing every 4th grader with their first cellphone came up with
You couldn't run away fast enough from a woman like that. My water? It was tap water. Aside from it being piped into your house you have nothing to do with it.
If you watch the episode, that's the complete opposite of the point, Vic. Her tap water was unfiltered and everyone agreed it tasted bad.
You’re gosh darn right son.
@@illegalflowertribute huh? how was vics point any different from what occurred in the episode
Marilyn's character so mean and evil towards Larry... For some reason though I just love it!😂🤣🤣
“It’s like I stuck a straw in a frog’s ass!” 😆😂😂
Richard Lewis is looking a lot like Al Pacino these days.
If Steve Bannon and Steve Buscemi had a son, he would look like Richard Lewis.
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.
As an aspiring comedy writer, nothing has been more of an inspiration than Curb Your Enthusiasm. Pure comic gold. ❤👍
This entire clip is pure art.
It's not like it's her own homemade water 😂
Rip no longer have HBO. Goodbye Curb your enthusiasm and thank you for this channel.
This has gotten me out of so many jams. I can't believe Mr. David exposed this strategy.
I sent my girlfriend an accidental text the other day, she replied ''You know i watch Curb too right ?''
Brilliant. I’m sending an accidental text on purpose, right now.
Susie:"Wow!... you're the only guy at this table that can hold on to a woman..."
Jeff:"KILL ME NOW!!!"
This line is so perfect.
He's thinking "and what a woman I have" lmao
He's thinking You won't leave no matter what I do, I've tried everything.
Larry David must be cloned for Eternity....
They did but the recessive version got loose. It's going by "Bernie Sanders" these days
TheeMrDavid lol
Notice all the waiters walking around with carafes of water. Genius.
How can anyone dislike this
It's giving away my secret. Hopefully my SO doesn't see this.
Blood Beryl ppl should be allowed to use said features, comment on said features whether for or against. It’s in the 10 commandments. I mean amendments.
@@SharkAcademy It seems a pretty common strategy. Maybe they've already tried it on you.
3:29 hahaha Jeff’s reaction is hilarious
Funk man dodged a bullet with that woman
" A straw in a frogs ass " I'm going to miss Funkman ........ RIP
Ed Begley Jr. just chilling in the background when Funk goes on his water hating rant.
RIP Bob
The look on Susie's face at 2:57 after Marilyn asks repeatedly, "Do you like my water?"
2:47 even better
Jake Shattuck was it the same actress in the first episode. I saw it last night and if so, she’s aged horribly. Her character is a loud mouth, vulgar, Bronx bitch.
If she doesn't drink filtered water. She's outta here!
"please pass me the bread, I'm famished" lol. Also that woman looks like Millie Bobbie Brown
Bob Einstein was brilliant I miss funkhouser in the show
I'm super glad that you made the music at the end 10 times louder than the dialogue!
Sorry about that, I made a mistake not raising the clip's audio. I fixed the low audio and reuploaded the video so that they are now the same level. Link can be found in the beginning of the video and at the end.
But wow, you act like I made the sound uneven on purpose . . . even tho I didn't realize it was so off until I watched it a few days after uploading when I showed some friends. In fact, I just suck at editing at times and I'm trying to get better at it. But thanks for the benefit of the doubt tho
@@TheCreativeCommoner woah, didn't expect you to do something about it! Thanks! And don't sweat it, I used to work with audio a lot. We have all made mistakes that have probably made a few people go deaf. Lol.
So true! lol
Once I realized how bad the audio was I felt a bit dumb for uploading it. So I planned to unlist the videos shortly after I uploaded the better audio versions but it had so many likes, comments and conversations on them I decided to keep them public.
Jeff’s reaction at the end killed me :D
"It's like I took a straw and put it in a frog's ass"---- I died !
Funkhouser got caught simping
RIP Funkman
2:57 The smirks on those faces are priceless.
I’ve been doing this for years.
2:57 - such a perfect snapshot!!
I love this friggin show
I have absolutely done the accidental text on purpose multiple times
How many times did it work?
*Love* Jeff's expression at the end! 😄
The forg's ass line is legendary, one of the best in the show. I bet it was ad-lib too.
I luv this show.
Everyone’s face at 2:57 😂
I miss Bob Einstein. Funkhouser.
Super Dave.... such a funny guy
I'm so glad I found this
Wow, Richard Lewis really appeared out of nowhere there. His ghostlike appearance frightened me a bit.
Miss Funk so much. Really funny guy
This is hands down the funniest episode in curb
So much beauty in one scene. How does he do it?
I have almost choked twice watching this scene, goodness me that is funny
Just brilliant
The Lighthouse
Rest In Peace ❤️
Fellas never show ya ladies curb, they’ll learn all the tricks
You can really imagine three old dudes playing golf coming up with something like that and genuinely thinking it’s amazing
i really hate that water lady
Why is she so damned defensive about her water. She looks like she hasn’t been touched in years.
Condor Southernlands We Know this is make believe right?
@@silvergirl3688 Why're you being so defensive...just curious.
@Jarvbs Jones It wasn't intended as a comeback...t'was just an observation.
@@andychauhan6544 she has a straw in her ass!
Super Dave, don't bang crazy
It’s like I took a straw and stuck it in a frogs ass.
I cried laughing
rest in power
The best
feel free to match the volume of the music to the rest of the clip
I wish I had... I noticed the volume difference after I uploaded it :(
I will be normalizing the audio soon to match the ending music but will have to upload it as a new clip tho....
@@TheCreativeCommoner What software are you using?
One of the funniest shows ever
hahahaha!! I almost blew up my speakers at the ends!!! hahaha
When Susie said that at the end I bet garlin was trying not to laugh.
I swear this comment section doesn’t realise it’s a literal comedy show
bert smith It’s not that deep bro
bert smith what are u chatting bro?? The fact the character likes unfiltered water has nothing to do with gender lol
@bert smith C'mon, you think females don't relate to Larry?
@bert smith It's not, but thinking anything is limited to a certain gender is BS in itself
@bert smith You said it is all about women which says more about you than them.
"wow! you're the only guy at this table that can hold onto a woman",... huh (looks worriedly at the other guys)
AcCiDeNtAl
RIP Funk
3:28 "Fuck you, bitch...I can't wait to die just to get the fuck away from YOU!" love you
Love how Larry doesn't give a shit.
Honey, it’s just water!
Do you like my water?
Do you like my water?
- Your water or your tap water?
3:21
Me when my friends have arguments with their girlfriends in front of me 😂 just like "Single life really is bliss"
Larry ‘s done his stuff 3:22
PEOPLE WITH fear they aren't LOVING HAVE A HARDER time FORGIVING.
whats going on with the low level talking on the show, then the ending blasts the music?
Big F for the funkman
Susie is the female Larry.. that’s why she always fckn the play up 😅😂
Cecil hotel residents must have felt the same way
She says you’re the only guy at this table that can hold on to a woman. Jeff’s thinking yea unfortunately
Omg ive done this since i was 15
Lucky him holding on to that battle ax.. 🤣. He has no balls
That's the thing about marriage. You just, no matter what, have to lie. No matter what.
it's like all these wives *like* being upset
hilarious, great tv though 👌