My husband came up to me (it's really late for us old folk) and said, " I gotta get my ass to bed," and gave me a kiss. I responded with, " get your ass to bed. Get your ass to bed. Get your ass your bed. Get your ass to bed," and he laughs out "why are you repeating yourself?" And here we are, watching a Total Recall clip! 😛 Now, if you'll excuse me I gotta get my ass to Mars, er, bed!
"Haha, so den we shove a lightbulb up Quaid's nose and den we leave that jerk a message telling him to rip it out! It will be so funny!" "Yeah, but Hauser, you'll be Quaid....so really you're laughing at yourself-" "SO FUNNY!"
This was the first rated R movie I saw because it was the only rated R movie at my Grandmas place. Because of this and the awesomeness of this movie I watched this movie dozens of times as a kid. Top 10 favorite movies of all time
How suspicous of Hauser making a video of himself before his "capture" and knowing that he will have a new identity. I mean even if he gets captured, how did he knew what he's gonna get through? This is the detail that everyone should notice.
Bc Hauser was Cohagen’s best agent and he received a lot of help. Hauser was going to be tough to take out, which is why he was selected for the infiltration assignment.
@@usul573 He wasn’t a traitor. It was an elaborate plot to trick the rebels into thinking Hauser had switched sides. That was the only way theyd find Quato without being sniffed out by mutant Hank Schrader or his wife. What they didn’t count on was Quaid going rogue and turning on Cohagen and Hauser.
The stinger with this is that when Quaid is captured, he laughs at Cohagen trying to convince him Hauser was evil. Then the video plays and Quaid's face just drops and then Hauser puts his arm around Cohagen and laughs.. Best mindfuck yet, indeed!
Yes,this is first puppet face of Arnold. Second was in scene with big woman after words Two Weeks(sounds more to chocolate Twix name, can hear closely this). Thirth was Mars scene in the dream sequence. All this parts are made by the same guy from original Robocop movies, not remake.
0:17 Consider that Quad believed that Hauser had turned against Cohagen right up until he was captured, so when Hauser said "There's enough shit up here" he could have easily tricked Quad into restoring his own memories, thus destroying himself, rather than having to pin him down and try to do it by force
just for you young folk that weren't old enough to remember the early 90's, This movie was played in Edited form on ABC, and back then ABC was such a goody 2 shoes channel, they even edited the word 'ass'. A word you see on any given Network channel today. It was 'get Yourself to Mars'. Ass was too Controversial for Disney-owned ABC to air on tv lol. btw if anyone has a clip of the Edited version, get me the link! I need to see it again!
Taking that thing out of his nose is painful! But not nearly as painful as what Rachel Ticotin does to Sharon Stone later in the movie! Rachel gets into a catfight with Sharon! She spins around 360 degrees and kicks her square in the gut!
@@ESP1138 you expect it would be "smaller and conveniently less painful" while watching a scene of removal. Nobody had to mention removal given the context, lol. If it were smaller and less painful, it'd be easy to remove. If it were smaller and less painful to implant (who says it isn't?) it'd be easier to remove as well. Making it painful is a deterrent, and it seems here that size attributes to that.
Kurtwood Smith turned down the part of Richter as he was too much like his character in Robocop. Frankly, I can easily see him having done him, he looks the part, lol
in the TV version like on SyFy they only say "Get your ass to mars" fully uncensored then later when the goons find the computer and its glitching its saying "get your (..) to mars"like 3-4 times after Ironside shoots the rat.
Ah this brings back memories right Lewis?! haha! they dont make shit like this anymore! this was like my stable diet as a kid.. i was brought up by Arnie!!!
when this was on TV my friends and i make fun of his at his voice through out the whole movie all the time but this part is my favorite aside from the eye dropping scenes and the part when arnold first stepped in the chair
NASA needs to take notes and make this into a decal sticker. Im sure more kids would be interested in space if they introduce the hardcore shit about space. #nasa
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LMAO I love it when he smiles as he’s pulling that out in excruciating pain. Absolutely ludicrous.
That's impossible.
Lol
It's more of a grimace than a smile
It's easily one of the most unforgettable scenes in all of science fiction. This movie is an absolute classic.
"...get your ass to Mars."
"...get your ass to Mars."
"...get your ass to Mars."
Best 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣 part ever.
My favorite part of the movie.
Sample that shit
Elon Musk needs to hear this.
Ok, geez. Heard you the first time
My husband came up to me (it's really late for us old folk) and said, " I gotta get my ass to bed," and gave me a kiss. I responded with, " get your ass to bed. Get your ass to bed. Get your ass your bed. Get your ass to bed," and he laughs out "why are you repeating yourself?" And here we are, watching a Total Recall clip! 😛
Now, if you'll excuse me I gotta get my ass to Mars, er, bed!
tell him “u gotta eat my ass for two weeks”😂
"Dahhhrgggh dargghhh darghhhh!!!!" are my favorrite lines of Arnold Schwarzeneeger.
Lmao, yes Total Recall is Arnold screaming at his best 🤣
Oscar material. Did he ever win an oscar?? He should have won one for biggest physic and just take the "all times" award.
0:55-1:33 what covid testing feels like
Underrated comment
🤣👍funny!
"Screw your freedoms"
@@franciscolinares7392 you should wear a mask
@@Michael_Beanflip you should get your vax 😉
Looks like the COVID-19 test.
“Are there any fruits or vegetables in your bags?”
“Two weeks”
Open the goddamn door! I can't. OPEN IT!!
@@dannythomas417 THEY'RE ALL CONNNECTED!
@@KH4444444444N AND YOU'RE FUCKING MAKING IT HAPPEN!
@@dannythomas417 SEE YOU AT THE PARTY, RICHTER!
@@KH4444444444N What the hell is going on?
This should be the first movie to be played in a Martian movie theater once we colonize the planet.
And use it as an example of what happens when we give the powers higher than us the power to choose when we breathe air and when we don’t.
Or for a 100th anniversary... Why I have a feeling this movie became a cult following on Mars?
Colonize 😂😂 you will never get to Mars no 1 will let alone life there 😂😂😂😂
We are already on Mars.
yeah right i wish see too believe man.
"Haha, so den we shove a lightbulb up Quaid's nose and den we leave that jerk a message telling him to rip it out! It will be so funny!"
"Yeah, but Hauser, you'll be Quaid....so really you're laughing at yourself-"
"SO FUNNY!"
When you hear the crunch you're there.
1:48 is the get your ass to mars part
3:18
Elon Musk took this quote to heart.
Did he?
@@Falcrist He's boarding his spacecock to mars right now
350 kilograms of plutonium-238 peoples(nasa) may need just simply to start somebody live at Mars.Very an expensive path:)
@@valerijzviozdkin5780 what do you mean? Why would human need plutonium on Mars?
Elon musk tell everyone get you ass to mars . If all is well.. then he will follow 😅
This was the first rated R movie I saw because it was the only rated R movie at my Grandmas place. Because of this and the awesomeness of this movie I watched this movie dozens of times as a kid. Top 10 favorite movies of all time
Heyyy I'm a police officer, just do what I tell you" - Myles Bennett Dyson
8 people didn't get their asses to mars
How suspicous of Hauser making a video of himself before his "capture" and knowing that he will have a new identity. I mean even if he gets captured, how did he knew what he's gonna get through? This is the detail that everyone should notice.
Now that you mention it, you'd think a traitor would just be killed or imprisoned, but wiping his memory like this doesn't seem like a logical play.
Bc Hauser was Cohagen’s best agent and he received a lot of help. Hauser was going to be tough to take out, which is why he was selected for the infiltration assignment.
@@usul573 He wasn’t a traitor. It was an elaborate plot to trick the rebels into thinking Hauser had switched sides. That was the only way theyd find Quato without being sniffed out by mutant Hank Schrader or his wife.
What they didn’t count on was Quaid going rogue and turning on Cohagen and Hauser.
Get your ass to Mars *
Get your ass to Mars *
Get your ass to Ma
The stinger with this is that when Quaid is captured, he laughs at Cohagen trying to convince him Hauser was evil. Then the video plays and Quaid's face just drops and then Hauser puts his arm around Cohagen and laughs.. Best mindfuck yet, indeed!
I liked the bit where he said "get youhr azz to marrhsz!"
RIP to the rat who took one for the team. At least his last meal was killer.
I cant explain how much these movies remind of childhood
1:11
The sound XD
1:26 Arnie approves.
2:27 he is putting the tracking device in the candy
He said "he was playing for the wrong team" lol....and that he did "Cohagens Dirty work". very suggestive , arnold.
Helms quote there shoots repeats there shoots again repeats there shoots again loved this scene lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💪
sounds like i should get my ass to mars
At 1:24, I can't help but laugh at the face he's making xD
According to Arnie, it was technically the special effects man Rob Bottin who actually “made” that face. 🤣🤣🤣
Watched this yesterday for first time in a long,long time and forgot how gud and enjoyable it is.deffo one of Arnie's best.
ive always loved this scene :)
Get ya Ass ta Mars. Arnold Schwarzenegger voice. Total recall Style.
they dont make movies like this anymore....one of my fav hahah
this IS the best movie of all time, folks. let's not kid ourselves, here...
One of the best movies from late 80's yet the youth today think these old action sci-fi movies are completely trash
The Arnold puppet resembles the Murphy puppet from RoboCop - Verehoven’s other movie.
Yes,this is first puppet face of Arnold. Second was in scene with big woman after words Two Weeks(sounds more to chocolate Twix name, can hear closely this). Thirth was Mars scene in the dream sequence. All this parts are made by the same guy from original Robocop movies, not remake.
According to the automated captions, it's sometimes "Get your ass to boss" or "Get your ass the moths".
0:17 Consider that Quad believed that Hauser had turned against Cohagen right up until he was captured, so when Hauser said "There's enough shit up here" he could have easily tricked Quad into restoring his own memories, thus destroying himself, rather than having to pin him down and try to do it by force
The 1st C-19 Test 😆😆
just for you young folk that weren't old enough to remember the early 90's, This movie was played in Edited form on ABC, and back then ABC was such a goody 2 shoes channel, they even edited the word 'ass'. A word you see on any given Network channel today.
It was 'get Yourself to Mars'. Ass was too Controversial for Disney-owned ABC to air on tv lol.
btw if anyone has a clip of the Edited version, get me the link! I need to see it again!
Get your behind to Mars ... ?
0:53 When carrots scrapers don't reach far up......
Cue Up Willy and Frankie from SNL.
That's an awful lot of blood for one rat.
I have never seen a human more immune to the art of acting than Arnold. But I don't care at all. Just make things blow up.
Taking that thing out of his nose is painful! But not nearly as painful as what Rachel Ticotin does to Sharon Stone later in the movie! Rachel gets into a catfight with Sharon! She spins around 360 degrees and kicks her square in the gut!
i think this, terminator 2, predator and commando are his best movies
Kindergarten Cop, The Terminator, Last Action Hero and Eraser too
For non-action movies Arnold into, it will always be Jingle All the Way
Shoving that long Q-tip up your nose for the C19 test was a lot like that.
One of my Favourite Movies ❤
It must have felt so good when that ball popped out of his nostril
THERE! THERE! THERE! THERE!
There will never be another Arnold...
This is one of all time fav movies
BUT I'VE NEVER EVEN BEEN TO MARS!!
Damn, I have to find a copy of this movie! Hope this version is on netflix!
GET YOUR ASS TO MARS !
1:34 It looks like a bullet. You would expect that 94 years in the future technology would be much smaller and conveniently less painful.
Why would they make a forced tracking device easy for people to remove?
@@puberis No one mentioned anything about easy to remove. It should be easy and convenient to IMPLANT.
@@ESP1138 you expect it would be "smaller and conveniently less painful" while watching a scene of removal. Nobody had to mention removal given the context, lol. If it were smaller and less painful, it'd be easy to remove. If it were smaller and less painful to implant (who says it isn't?) it'd be easier to remove as well. Making it painful is a deterrent, and it seems here that size attributes to that.
Kurtwood Smith turned down the part of Richter as he was too much like his character in Robocop. Frankly, I can easily see him having done him, he looks the part, lol
id rather watch this movie than the remake all fuckin day
'when you hear the cruch your dare'
Just pulled it out. Be careful, it's my head too.
Poor little mouse :-(
NASA, you need to get your ass to Mars.
Stupid Netflix's damaged Blu-ray f'd up this scene. Thanks for filling in the gap.
Was he eating a MARS bar?
get your tuma to the choppa
it's a recording from an earlier time he can't see quaid
Mars 2020 Perseverance Rover
in the TV version like on SyFy they only say "Get your ass to mars" fully uncensored then later when the goons find the computer and its glitching its saying "get your (..) to mars"like 3-4 times after Ironside shoots the rat.
THERE! LOL! The Rats take the bait.
1:30 What a painful nose job
Ah this brings back memories right Lewis?! haha! they dont make shit like this anymore! this was like my stable diet as a kid.. i was brought up by Arnie!!!
here is so than tarzan him needed this to make orderly than t2
when this was on TV my friends and i make fun of his at his voice through out the whole movie all the time
but this part is my favorite aside from the eye dropping scenes and the part when arnold
first stepped in the chair
350 kilograms of plutonium-238 peoples(nasa) may need just simply to start somebody live at Mars.Very an expensive path:)
1:28 he seems a little TOO happy there.
“GIT YUR AARSSHH DWU MAAHHZZ!”
Looks like a COVID test to me!
GET YOUR ASS TO MARS
GET YOUR ASS TO MARS
Such a twisted mind fuck sci fi movie. Best ‼ 👍🏾 🤝🏾
That was one painful booger!
0:14 Arnold comes out.
Quite an old movie, if the futuristic cars are DeLoreans.
get ya ass 2 MARS
NOW WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS, get ready for a big surprise.
NASA needs to take notes and make this into a decal sticker. Im sure more kids would be interested in space if they introduce the hardcore shit about space. #nasa
get ya azz too MAHZ L0L0l0l0l
Anyone else here because they thought of this when you get your first mission to Mars in Starfield?!? 😆
When you realize that you're no longer gay. 0:05
THERE! THERE! THERE! THERE!
Worst bad guys ever!
2:48 A bad aspect of too much reliance on technology
Asmr covid style
"I did cohagen's dirty verk"
36 people didn't get their ass to Mars
Isn't it kind of unrealistic that bug was not covered with blood and buggers when it came out?
Perseverance rover has entered the chat.
Get your ass to Motherwell.
NASA finally got their ass to mars.
...poor mousies.
Ahh, back in the day when no one had to reload
I think elon musk ever watching this movie too
git tew thea choppaaaaa !
*plays really fast riff*
Miles Bennett Dyson
Leading to the profuse bleeding that Mr. Shade231 mentioned.
See? All works out in the end. Except it doesn't.