The Norwegian one with the penguin actually is a very funny story. The penguins name is Olaf (if I‘m not mistaking) and he really is one of the highest generals in the Norwegian army. He visits his troops at least once a year and for the rest of the time he is in the Zoo of Edinburgh
Imagine going through basic training and then probably elite training to become a member of whatever traditional guard regiment those guys were a part of only to get outranked by a fucking penguin.
My sisters boyfriend served in the National guard in Norway, i hope this clip was only meant as a joke, I’ve seen this clip before. Putin is shaking and crying rn over the Almighty royal penguin 😂
@@mischiefmanaged2842 One of em literally had cracks in it and they afaik still have no way of properly fixing it, since it was improperly manufactured xd
@@richardnixon2445 worse it's a british joke, since the French kicked them out of the continent at Calais the brits made sure no one would ever get these land and especially not the French so it's a broken country with no real history
You may think that General Olav is a joke. Yet he's the genius responsible for conquering Queen Maud's land on Antarctica for Norway! He's a hero I say.
0:05 as an Italian I thought that Germans come to vacation in Alto Adige or South Tirol, because there is no language barrier, considering how they speak "German" there. Then I realized they probably don't understand anything just like in any other regions of Italy
The thing about Austrians and Germans not understanding each other is hilariously true. I lived in Austria for a couple years and whenever I visited Germany, no one had a clue what I was saying when all I wanted to ask where the bathroom was 😭
@@Erika.Jupiter oh same!! During my time in Austria, I traveled to Switzerland, and it was a real struggle. I could understand most of what was written, but any time someone tried to say something to me, it took me a while before I could recognize a few words 😅
@@RodrigoFerreira-bs6hd Spanish hate France for many reason thats why we invent a trend in TikTok called "If you move you are french" we see Portugal as our brother
As a Belgian, I am happy that someone finally realizes that our politics are a hellhole, I hope that the workers’ party wins the elections and finally fixes this.
As an Indian, who lived in Belgium i feel you should be proud that the country functions well, even without a govt. I was personally amazed by the fact.😅 Lovely people, lovely place❤
I think the Wallonia one should be acompanied by a meme about how a lot more Flemish people collaborated with the Nazi's (even in my family history) and flanders is still a lot more right wing. You could replay the eastern front of WW2 as the regional border.
Flanders is based tho (statistically there were as much collaborators in Wallonia from what I remember), Wallonia is full of whining commies, and let's just NOT talk about Brussels please...
To be honest, the spaniard thing is quite accurate. We have a lot of internal strife, but when a World Cup comes, if something shady might cost us a match, we are capable of uniting as one, start conquering land like in the days of old, until reaching whichever cursed land said match was played, just to clarify the incident.
they will, in my eyes they're doing slowly but surely without failing to easy traps like liberalism and tourism nor siding with wrong allies just for moneys (except china but i heard you had laws to protect you from their ambitions?), plus you guys are growing potatoes in the desert, that's cool.
@@mischiefmanaged2842 Lmao bro believe me, they r doin literally nothing, well.... They dont do wrong stuff such Normalization with israel, but they stopped at a moment where there is no improvement, and about the Potatoes in desert, Potato prices are rlly expensive
Lets be real it works for every governements, since when the promises to make their cou’try a better place worked out? We only know it was better later when we look back at the past from our worse future and realise that it wasnt so bad back then for all the sh** it brought
As a German i can confirm that we don't understand our Austrian brothers so we just nod and smile. We might both use the German language but our language has much variations and dialects so it's common when for example a northern German doesn't understand a southern German
Germans pay the highest taxest and energy fees = excellent service. Italians pay almost the highest taxest and energy fees = Africa. WHO'S THE JESTER NOW?
@@EricMpg man, I understand Germans seek for the better and if you don't complain you can't get better, but for us Italians Germany has been a kind of heaven on Earth since ever.
@@will_mar We Germans always Like to complain about our country but at the end of the day we have it pretty good. We call it "meckern auf hohem Niveau".
Well i guess if you stretch Cyprus REALLY far accross the Mediteranean sea it could connect Israel to europe? Ah who am i kidding doesnt work like that
@@kanalname5996 Habecks Pläne und Statements zu den aktuellen Gas Engpässen sind ja mal so der absolute Müll. Der Typ is so hart verstrahlt und bringt nur seine eigene Bevölkerung an den Rand der Revolte.....
Even before really, it started getting noticed when the older Reactors where already reaching and for some i think already past their "expiration" date, though cutting Gas did force to invest in newer ones
@@Rettomus Thank you so much! Was looking all over for this song! Thank you for revealing the name of the song! Now can finally listen to the catchy tune extended! Greatly appreciate it! 😄😄😄
Us italians pay really high taxes and energy bills. Taxes range from 30 ti 52% and you get NOTHING. Bad public transport, bad healthcare, huge bureaucracy... and no nuclear, crappy renewables and no oil reserves make italy's bill pretty high
@@perfectlandings3395 trust me, France can do way worse when it comes to income taxes (among EU countries). It all boils down to the taxes you're taking into account, honestly 🤷🏻♀️ (since it's pretty difficult to make an omnicomprehensive comparison with different tax systems)
Memes aside Forgot to mention Israel has the US UK and all of Europe in its side Golda Meir literally begged the US for immediate reinforcements in the October war
The Belgian thing is wrong almost everyone in flanders hates the new governement because the one party people want in the goverment cant get in because of a pact that was made between tf other partys. One party tried to brake the pact and now they arent in the governement. Also we pay the highest taxes
Who cares if 30% of half of the country want nationalist cucks in control. Don't be mad if we don't want to let you ruin the country just to own the Walloons.
I'm Belgian so for the foreigners reading this, OP talks about the altright flemish party. French speaking parties agreed that no far right party should access to a position of power. I agree but I think that should also include the far left communist party because they ain't better.
@@Dark_Peace True i agree i hate the socialist party in the south they are worse than NVA or vlams belank they are both extreme who think for themselve and not for the country
Si vous saviez a quelle point nos deux nation vont sombré ahah les écologistes on gagner ici aussi et 70% de nos centrale nucléaire sont en maintenance le prix de l'électricité en France a pris 1200% et pour l'instant le tarif est réglementée et l'état paye pour nous au dessus du tarif habituel mais en janvier attention à çe que vous aller nous voir faire car plus personne ne pourra payer l'électricité et ça sent la merde (Édit: le prix a changé enfaite l'électricité a prix 1600%🤣 )
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The Norwegian one with the penguin actually is a very funny story. The penguins name is Olaf (if I‘m not mistaking) and he really is one of the highest generals in the Norwegian army. He visits his troops at least once a year and for the rest of the time he is in the Zoo of Edinburgh
His full name and title is Brigadier Sir Nils Olav the thrid, colonel in cheif of the Norwegian royal gaurd
Please tell me this isn't true
@@kcurran9913 it is true as a norwegian this penguin was on tv
@@kcurran9913 it's true, cope and seethe penguin hater
The reward for all of the work he do! Just being jailed
Imagine going through basic training and then probably elite training to become a member of whatever traditional guard regiment those guys were a part of only to get outranked by a fucking penguin.
My sisters boyfriend served in the National guard in Norway, i hope this clip was only meant as a joke, I’ve seen this clip before. Putin is shaking and crying rn over the Almighty royal penguin 😂
@@youknowme1475 The penguin is sir Nils Olav the 3rd, and is a brigadier general of the Norwegian guard company.
It is actualy history and tradition betwen norway and england whit doing this
@@kiIIah69 what a huge achievement for a penguin, I don’t think I could reach that high in the ranks as that penguin 😆
Don't insult the king penguin motherfuc*
France building another nuclear power plant...
...2,9cm next to the belgian border 😎
complainig that it kills no people compared to the coal plants discharges?
@@mischiefmanaged2842 found the french 🤢🤮🤮🥵
they also plant these too close on the german border, so when shit hits the fan the neibours are fucked not them, fkn france man
@@iliketrains746 Average Virgin Brainless France hater 👎
@@mischiefmanaged2842 One of em literally had cracks in it and they afaik still have no way of properly fixing it, since it was improperly manufactured xd
"Germans paying the highest taxes and elecrtricity costs in the world."
Belgium: Am i a joke to you?
No, you're a speed bump
French paying way higher electricity bills so that the germans have a lower ones because they use coal for energy instead of nuclear 🤬🤬🤬
Yes Belgium is a joke
@@richardnixon2445 worse it's a british joke, since the French kicked them out of the continent at Calais the brits made sure no one would ever get these land and especially not the French so it's a broken country with no real history
Pretty trye
You may think that General Olav is a joke. Yet he's the genius responsible for conquering Queen Maud's land on Antarctica for Norway! He's a hero I say.
Dammm, they really did put Israel in an European slander 🗿🗿
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As a spanish person i 100% can confirm thats that is what happens when we lose to portugal
Has a Portuguese, that what happens when we lose to Spain
@@angeli8453 Spain🤝Portugal
@@angeli8453 We are neighbors, almost brothers, we understand each other
Depends where they’re from but I tend to understand Austrians quite well (that may be different for northerners though)
That's true I'm from Swabia and I can understand almost everything.
its harder to understand swiss people
I am from the North and Austrians are quite understanble
If German is RP English then Austrian German is American English and Swiss German is a drunk Scottish highlander who just suffered a stroke.
I can’t understand the swiss
As a spaniard, we aren't that short, it's just that the dutch are goddamn giants 👿
The dutchs are giraffes
0:05 as an Italian I thought that Germans come to vacation in Alto Adige or South Tirol, because there is no language barrier, considering how they speak "German" there.
Then I realized they probably don't understand anything just like in any other regions of Italy
Was haben Sie gesagt?
It really depends where you are from in Germany
We understand Austrians just fine most of the time.:)
Bavarian and Austrians speak pretty much the same language.
@@suchendnachwahrheit9143 austrians have a thick accent just like people in Niederbayern
The thing about Austrians and Germans not understanding each other is hilariously true. I lived in Austria for a couple years and whenever I visited Germany, no one had a clue what I was saying when all I wanted to ask where the bathroom was 😭
Honestly, as a German, I have a more difficult time understanding the Swiss. Their dialect is so heavy. 😭
@@Erika.Jupiter oh same!! During my time in Austria, I traveled to Switzerland, and it was a real struggle. I could understand most of what was written, but any time someone tried to say something to me, it took me a while before I could recognize a few words 😅
I don't have any difficulties understanding Austrian people. But I have massive problems understanding what Swiss people are saying. lol!
Israel: *Is Included in a European Slander Video*
Turkey: Why are we still here, just to suffer?
As a spaniard I can confirm that is indeed how we react (though it’s worse when against France)
as a Portuguese I'm offended you take France more seriously
Sorry, but their doucheness really stands out compared to any other country's traits. Its inevitable to take them seriously
@@RodrigoFerreira-bs6hd as a portuguese i agree with you.
We Love portugal
@@RodrigoFerreira-bs6hd Spanish hate France for many reason thats why we invent a trend in TikTok called "If you move you are french" we see Portugal as our brother
As a Belgian, I am happy that someone finally realizes that our politics are a hellhole, I hope that the workers’ party wins the elections and finally fixes this.
As a citizen of Flanders. I agree with that statement.
As a belgian, i agree with this
As a finnish person who has passion for belgian comics, it's always interesting to learn more about your country :D
As an Indian, who lived in Belgium i feel you should be proud that the country functions well, even without a govt. I was personally amazed by the fact.😅 Lovely people, lovely place❤
I think the Wallonia one should be acompanied by a meme about how a lot more Flemish people collaborated with the Nazi's (even in my family history) and flanders is still a lot more right wing.
You could replay the eastern front of WW2 as the regional border.
Hahahah perfect
I agree
Flanders is based tho (statistically there were as much collaborators in Wallonia from what I remember), Wallonia is full of whining commies, and let's just NOT talk about Brussels please...
To be honest, the spaniard thing is quite accurate. We have a lot of internal strife, but when a World Cup comes, if something shady might cost us a match, we are capable of uniting as one, start conquering land like in the days of old, until reaching whichever cursed land said match was played, just to clarify the incident.
I agree with this, even if I myself don't like sports that much, we all become a solid nation (for like three days) to get the win no matter what
0:48 nah, that's us when we lose against anyone
We never lose those were just C*talans
>Europe Slander
>Israel...
What
Israel is Asian country. Why do people think that Israel is European country?
Yeah, sadly they didn't have Romania tgis time, yet put Israel which is not in Europe.
0:26 Brits when they realize amazonian tribes who eat insects and boogers have better cuisine than them
Such great content dude, keep it up
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@@skylerwhiteyo oh, so glory to you?
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The dutch one is great 😂
As a spanish, yes, we actually get very mad. No only when losing to Portugal. (oh and specially when losing to France)
1:18 Algerian Ppl when the Government finally keep their Promises and make algeria "better" (They won't)
they will, in my eyes they're doing slowly but surely without failing to easy traps like liberalism and tourism nor siding with wrong allies just for moneys (except china but i heard you had laws to protect you from their ambitions?), plus you guys are growing potatoes in the desert, that's cool.
@@mischiefmanaged2842 Lmao bro believe me, they r doin literally nothing, well.... They dont do wrong stuff such Normalization with israel, but they stopped at a moment where there is no improvement, and about the Potatoes in desert, Potato prices are rlly expensive
Lets be real it works for every governements, since when the promises to make their cou’try a better place worked out? We only know it was better later when we look back at the past from our worse future and realise that it wasnt so bad back then for all the sh** it brought
@@Freedmoon44 Lol they're saying that they gon' make algeria better place in every election and everyday,
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Music used here is Persona 4 dancing all night( specialist)
Thanks man. Without you i would be listening to this slander for ages and hearing devesta scream every two minutes. XD
Thanks
as a belgain I can say that belguim part was pretty accurate
As a German i can confirm that we don't understand our Austrian brothers so we just nod and smile. We might both use the German language but our language has much variations and dialects so it's common when for example a northern German doesn't understand a southern German
Germans pay the highest taxest and energy fees = excellent service.
Italians pay almost the highest taxest and energy fees = Africa.
WHO'S THE JESTER NOW?
not excellent service but its pretty ok
@@EricMpg man, I understand Germans seek for the better and if you don't complain you can't get better, but for us Italians Germany has been a kind of heaven on Earth since ever.
@@will_mar
We Germans always Like to complain about our country but at the end of the day we have it pretty good. We call it "meckern auf hohem Niveau".
@@will_mar yeah everything fine hahahahhah man germany has great standards
@@vinz4066 exactly
I am european and i must missed the geography lesson where it was tought that isreal is in europa
Well i guess if you stretch Cyprus REALLY far accross the Mediteranean sea it could connect Israel to europe? Ah who am i kidding doesnt work like that
@@Freedmoon44 hmm could work we just need to get the turks and greeks to go there
I guess you don't watch the Eurovision or any major European events then.
@@ghosthunter0950 dont watch those, but i went to school where you know it was taught Isreal is in asia
@@ghosthunter0950 who even gives a sht about Eurovision?
Another upload, another banger 😎
I can confirm, the day after I voted Baerbock, my muscles got 60% bigger
Sie ist doch sehr kringelig
Die ist doch mindestens genauso unfähig wie der Habeck.
@@kanalname5996 typisch
@@kanalname5996 Habecks Pläne und Statements zu den aktuellen Gas Engpässen sind ja mal so der absolute Müll. Der Typ is so hart verstrahlt und bringt nur seine eigene Bevölkerung an den Rand der Revolte.....
@@kanalname5996 also ziemlich gut
0:11 the Chad plan after Putin cuts the gas 🗿
Nuclear power is superior than fucking ventilators
Even before really, it started getting noticed when the older Reactors where already reaching and for some i think already past their "expiration" date, though cutting Gas did force to invest in newer ones
Bro the average Annalena baerbock simp meme got me
My favorite part of the video is Josef Stalin pulling out a snipers rifle like it’s a completely normal thing.
Finally music that isn't Industry Baby, the Powerpuff Girls theme, or Romance Sengen.
As a Belgian, the governement just collapsed again
0:56 I can't lie, thats probably the safest pursuit event to ever happen 😂
Therapist: „He is not real he can‘t hurt you.“
Annalena Baerbock Simp:
as a german speaking creature, i understand everything
I don't
Nuclear powerplants goated ngl
i sleep well knowing that 80% of the electricity of my country come from nuclear power plant
@@zavun_ same frero same
Damn that hallway scene from Oldboy... 🔥🔥
What is the Name of This Song? I really love it! Goes fantastically well with the video!
A bit late but this song is 'Specialist' from a video game called Persona 4.
@@Rettomus Thank you so much! Was looking all over for this song! Thank you for revealing the name of the song! Now can finally listen to the catchy tune extended! Greatly appreciate it! 😄😄😄
Belgian government one is pretty accurate ngl
Gotta love his videos
As a belgian i can confirm
1:10 but isreal got a lot of backup from the west.. (and the west hit the arabs with airstrikes during the wars)
-->Meme advertises Europe Slander
-->makes joke about Israel
Come on man, geography isnt hard
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Yes it is lmao
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Us italians pay really high taxes and energy bills. Taxes range from 30 ti 52% and you get NOTHING. Bad public transport, bad healthcare, huge bureaucracy... and no nuclear, crappy renewables and no oil reserves make italy's bill pretty high
The penguin does the best job protecting Norway
Norway, the perfect country
0:15 as a French I have to admit that we love Uranium
"I love Ur-Anium" sounds like French love 💀
@@LathropLdST ✨joint de culasse ✨ 🇫🇷🥐🥖
1:38 Well actually, Stalin was a bit social-conservative
Just a tiny bit
@@Tombstone_Active man just said lack of free markets is conservative
@@Tombstone_Active not really, it was socialism with some added anti gay propaganda sprinkled on top
@@Tombstone_Active Free market is a right wing stance silly goose. What's next are you, gonna say individual rights is left wing? 🤣
@@Tombstone_Active he was totalitarian left
THIS DESERVES AN AWARD I NEED MORE!!
Best Norwegian General be like: why are These guys worshiping me?
I didt know my countrys military genaral was a peguin😂
Sir Niles Olav III looks like he is actually getting business done. With one tummy rubs break.
Rub?!
He was turned around.
You need glasses.
@@LathropLdST well, I do.
1:13 There's an impostor among us.
pls put in next time slovenia realizing that they only have like 4 meters of coastline and then flight reacts crying
"Germans paying the highest taxes"
hungarian tax payers:
*X doubt*
For it to all be spent on overly expensive infrastructure projects by Orbans friends where millions disappear
No its true, germany has the highest taxes on the world
@@perfectlandings3395 high taxes on surplus (VAT) but very low taxes on capital
@@perfectlandings3395 trust me, France can do way worse when it comes to income taxes (among EU countries). It all boils down to the taxes you're taking into account, honestly 🤷🏻♀️ (since it's pretty difficult to make an omnicomprehensive comparison with different tax systems)
@@miriam4628 yeah, it CAN be worse but for an average citizen, germany has the highest taxes and, most important, social taxes in the world.
1:51 A Madagascar Penguin
yes Jerusalem is big city in europe innit
This is the best Dutch slander, holy hell. I love my country for exactly this reason though. All the crazy shit in the world happens elsewhere.
I got some serious propaganda to move there. and I completely believe everything. check out Not Just Bikes.
0:17 I would laugh if it wasn't so truly sad...
Germany made a fool of themself after not taking gas from Russia and so did Finland 🤡🤡🤡
I salute the penguin.
The Israel one, even though not in Europe, is funny bc they get this situation so many times 😂😆😂
Ah yes, Israel are in Europe
I dont know whats worse... the Bearbock thing or the Isreal thing... but.. as a german.. I go for the Bearbock thing... god no xD
How dare you insult supreme commander Nils Olav, he would defeat any other army with ease
They really did put Japan in Europe slander
0:10 can confirm nobody understands a word and i dont even have a strong accent
1:21 Belgium always had a government. You're under the assumption that its national government is the only one. Belgium has six governments.
Wow even I didn’t know that and look at my profil
Federal
Geographic :
Wallonian
Flemish
Brussels
Langistic:
Flemish again
Wallonian French
German
What 💀? Why so small country needs so much governments? Or am I missing a joke?
@@artemkovalenko2999 the problem is that we have 3 leagues.
@@averdui4317 Four if we consider Brussels to be its own body.
Is that penguin a general or an admiral? Seems like he'd be better suited for the Navy. Just saying.
I'm surprised that Spain didn't appear until the third part of this series 😭🙏
As an austrian, this is absolutely hilarious
Persona 4 specialist makes this meme %200 better
0:18 as a German all I have to say is 💀💀💀💀
›"it was the jews!"
›don't explain what was the jews
›take off your shirt, pose and smile for 5 seconds
›leave
Bicycles are just that good
Great video as always! ( also first btw
you are 3rd ;)
That first one is too true.
After watching your videos i feel there is nothing in society now and no carrier is pursuable and i have subscribed
You should replace the austrians with people from switzerlamd
Him : europe slander
Also him procedes to add isreal (asian country not european)
Norway's penguin general VS Poland's bear general
Memes aside
Forgot to mention Israel has the US UK and all of Europe in its side
Golda Meir literally begged the US for immediate reinforcements in the October war
As an Irish person I don’t know if I should be happy or insulted you didn’t have a single one for us in all 3 parts
tbh stalin was a conservative in a lot of ways.
criminalized homosexuality, was antisemitic, imprisoned and murdered everyone he disagreed with, restricted workplace democracy, etc
@@sage1312 "imprisoned and murdered everyone he disagreed with" a yes typical conservative policy
@@blyatifulchao7406 look into the history of every conservative authoritarian regime. they also purge their opponents.
@@sage1312 Average pre-1900s person
for his time, he was not conservative
Yes finally someone who consider Isreal Europe.
Isreal (liberal ones) when put in this slander: *Visible happiness*
What’s the music for this video i forgor
I love how Israel is part of europe now lol
I never thought I would see Álvaro Ojeda in a slander loool
0:46 Where can I find the original clip with that Spanish football guy?
The Belgian thing is wrong almost everyone in flanders hates the new governement because the one party people want in the goverment cant get in because of a pact that was made between tf other partys. One party tried to brake the pact and now they arent in the governement. Also we pay the highest taxes
The Netherlands is the same story. I feel you flemish people
We also have the best socual wairfare
Who cares if 30% of half of the country want nationalist cucks in control. Don't be mad if we don't want to let you ruin the country just to own the Walloons.
I'm Belgian so for the foreigners reading this, OP talks about the altright flemish party. French speaking parties agreed that no far right party should access to a position of power. I agree but I think that should also include the far left communist party because they ain't better.
@@Dark_Peace True i agree i hate the socialist party in the south they are worse than NVA or vlams belank they are both extreme who think for themselve and not for the country
The Annalena Baerbock one is accurate
Not
Hopefully France builds enough nuclear power plants for Germany to not go dark.
Yeah, I really hope so... I'm German btw.
France saving Germany...again... :D
Isnt Germany already dark for using coal this whole time lol
@@Freedmoon44 Well, we use coal in order to not go dark, since our politicians did such a great job with energy politics :D
Si vous saviez a quelle point nos deux nation vont sombré ahah les écologistes on gagner ici aussi et 70% de nos centrale nucléaire sont en maintenance le prix de l'électricité en France a pris 1200% et pour l'instant le tarif est réglementée et l'état paye pour nous au dessus du tarif habituel mais en janvier attention à çe que vous aller nous voir faire car plus personne ne pourra payer l'électricité et ça sent la merde
(Édit: le prix a changé enfaite l'électricité a prix 1600%🤣 )
1:23 e621????
the sussy chronicles
Germany‘s taxes are not even the highest in Europe bruh
this video says so. Shut up
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Wait, so they're both hot? 'cause... well, the catboi and the gigachad are both hot.
0:11 you mean: another nuclear power plant they are too afraid to use?
Me searching for the funni that popped in my recommended
Ah yes Israel my favorite european country in europe.
Why are yall fighting to extend the borders of europe?? Since when is Istael in europe