0:00 - When did you triumphantly call someone out for lying? 25:28 - What is the most blatant lie a salesperson has told you when trying to make a sale? 48:03 - What is one lie you must keep up, that you hate, but it covers up a much bigger fuck up? 1:11:16 - What's the worst example of an OP caught in a lie or controversy you've seen? 1:28:07 - What is the most sensational piece of BS you've heard a compulsive liar come out with? 1:54:38 - What is the most satisfying time you've caught someone in a lie? 2:20:25 - Compulsive liars of Reddit, what's the most heroic way you've sacrificed your own life to save someone else's?
Was hanging out with friends. My sister starts telling a story that occurred a few days prior and involves the people in the room casting herself in my place. No one is laughing. She's so very confused no one is laughing with her. Someone clears their throat and tells her, "you know, you weren't there." She loses her mind, telling our friend no she was there. He looks at me and back at her. "That all happened when you were in school. It wasn't you. It was your sister." Everyone agrees. She's furious and can't for the life of her understand why they are not remembering correctly. It was the first time she'd ever slipped up in public about her tendency to steal my life's highlights and cast me in her own negative projections. It was thrilling watching her roast her own credibility. Everyone started taking what she said with a hefty dose of skepticism from there on out. She continued to terrorize me for several years more but that moment she forgot the line between her fantasies and reality in front of people who knew the truth was brilliant for my sanity. I was validated and she lost her gaslighting powers in one cringy stupid story.
My nana is the accountant and one of the managers at a plumbing company. One day, this guy who had been working for them for a few months was fired, and later on he tried to sue my nana and accused her of physically abusing him the whole time he worked there. My nana is a 5'4" slightly overweight 60 something year old woman with a heart of gold. She hadn't ever laid a hand on the guy, and multiple other employees and coworkers could confirm this. A case was opened, and they went to court. The judge asked my nana to introduce herself, and (the story differs from person to person. Depending on who you ask, the judge's reaction is different) upon seeing her, he smiled, apparently almost laughed and asked "Wait. This is -Nana's name-?" Eventually he changed the story and the charges and case were dropped. Every time I hear the story I can't help but laugh.
The brain cancer story...I call liar, liar! A nurse is not allowed to tell a patient or their supporters anything about a MRI etc. Only a Dr can do that.
That's how it's supposed to go. We had a fracture clinic tech tell us that my husband's broken bone was a normal looking break even though his GP had told him 2 days before that he had concerns about that break. She got all pissy when I brought that up and said she'd have the Radiologist check it out. Three hours after we left we gotca call from the Radiologist's secretary and were given the phone number to call as he was being referred to Oncology. Half-hour after that, we got a call from his Primary Dr. stating that we needed to have him checked out through Oncology. He had bone cancer -Osteosarcoma.
49:15 Yeah, as someone with a record, you have to spend a lot more time lying about it (or trying to make sure it never comes up in things like job interviews) that you would think. I just want to get back to doing my bit in society god damn it. But I typically get auto scrapped from job applications at the first step.
For the couple that lived in the boondocks, and didn’t have any gas; that’s what propane is for. Easy to hook up; easy to use. All you have to do is replace your tank every once in a while when it gets empty. Try Ace Hardware. I used to live up Mauka on the island of Hawaii. I loved my gas stove. 35:27
Keep your emails, kids. I worked for a POS training manager that loved to coast doing basic operational work while the rest of us picked up his slack and he got the credit. I thoroughly enjoyed making him look bad every time he tried to publicly chastise one of us in order to make it look like he actually did his job. I didn’t gaf. If you’re getting paid that much to be that useless & petty, you deserve to be embarrassed. Stay mad, heaux 😘
I called out my brother for stealing my charger box. We always have cords but a good fast charging box is hard. I had one that I recently bought. I wrote my name on it and took great pleasure in showing it to him in front of our family when he claimed it was his. He couldn't even read it, let alone write it so he was stuck. Yesterday was good.
I pulled up to school in my Lamborghini yesterday and literally everyone came out. Then, when the school cop guy came to tell me to get out of the car for some reason, I simply did a burnout and left him in my smoke trail. I haven't been back since.
I always make sure to have those “super plungers” at home from growing up having one of those smaller toilets that would clog every time. I highly recommend anyone with a guest bathroom keeps one in there for when having company over. Not much more embarrassing then clogging someone else’s toilet and not being able to unclog it
20:40 this reminds me of a sleepover I had with my friend at the time. I was showing her my little petshops, and she took a particular liking to the cats. I had a lot lol. When it was time to go brush our teeth, I paused by the doorway to wait for her, and she was like “Go on ahead I’ll be there in a minute,” and right then I had a gut feeling of what she was going to do. But I went anyway. When I came back, all the cat pet shops were gone. ALL of them. It was a smallish chunk but still kind of noticeable. The next day she left, and I don’t remember the string of events, but apparently her min called my mom and revealed that she had indeed stolen them, and they brought them back in a ziplock bag. We were both crying, her probably because she got caught, but I was mostly just sad about the betrayal lol.
the story at 1:52:03 doesn't really sit right with me. I understand the no signs of abuse or bulimia and that her parents weren't dead, but saying she "wasn't thin enough" and "was eating normally" is very harmful to say. eating normally could have been her covering it up near her family, and the not being thin enough has absolutely nothing to do with it. anorexia is an eating disorder, not a weight disorder.
11:20 - in university I shared a house with the male equivalent of this girl! He would wash and dry his gym clothes every day putting nothing else in the washing machine or dryer, constantly leave lights on when he was the last one to leave, put the dishwasher on when there was only a couple of dishes in there etc. The cost of bills was split between all of us but he didn't care because his parents paid everything for him!
I asked my classmate if he watched the new Star Wars trilogy where the emperor came back to life and he said yes (I also asked him how cool it was when the emperor jumped at Luke with his double bladed lightsaber) This was 2011 Edit: awful autocorrect
The EB games story reminded me of something that happened to me with them once. They had Assassin's Creed: Origins Deluxe Edition on sale for a very good price and as my sister was heading to the shopping center that day I gave her the money and asked her to pick me up a copy. When she gets to the store and asks the cashier about the game he insists they don't have any copies left and offers to sell her the regular version which cost more due to the Deluxe Edition being on sale. I'd told her I only wanted the Deluxe Edition and not to bother if they didn't have any left so she tells the guy this and sensing he was about to lose out on a sale he suddenly remembers there is a copy left in the back. Dude was trying to get my sister to pay more and failed miserably.
When I was around 18/19 and then in my early 20s, I accidentally backed into two different people's vehicles in my driveway. Both times were when it was dark and I forgot the person was parked behind my car. I was running late, hopped into my car and backed up without thinking. No one knew it happened but me and both times my car wasn't damaged. I never said anything about it and they never noticed until they were somewhere else. They both had insurance that paid for the damage without them being at fault and I've never told anyone that it was me.
Yeah I bought this damn iPhone 7 and knew that it was going to be brittle af so I had to go out of my way to find a store to buy a decent case and they were way overpriced. I was fuming because the only reason I bought this thing was because I was in a pinch and it was the last one in stock so when the cashier kept waffling on about deals I could feel my my nerves giving in. She followed close behind and eventually said something about “buy two cases get one free!” I hissed out a “Yes but I only have one phone.” I know it’s not much but she heard the chill in my tone and finally took her spot back behind the counter until I defeatedly picked one of the “cheaper” ones and sulked back to my car with this trash ass phone and it’s very necessary accessory. No way I could afford wireless earbuds…
Well, today is my dads 1 year death day (and also Thanksgiving) and I don't feel like eating, I feel like throwing up and crying but I don't want to tell my nanny (dads sister) that I don't wanna eat cause she worked hard asf making this food
The most recent job I left I tell people it’s bc it was a dead end and even though it was something a I loved to do I just had to grow up and get something that offered more (ie full time, benefits, overtime pay, pto, etc.) when in reality, my alcoholism had gotten really Bad and I had a mini mental breakdown one day at work, left without telling anyone, to go to the bar and cry all day (like legitimately, I’m bipolar 2 so crying all day isn’t exactly unexplored territory for me) and was fired as a result. I’m doing better now, not drinking anymore going to therapy and employed at a better job with much more room for growth but still, most of my family and closest friends don’t know the truth and hopefully never will.
I didn't lie directly but last year when I broke up with my ex there must've been some miscommunication or something because he told all our mutual friends that I cheated on him. The truth is that I'm depressed and autistic and he's an oppressive narcissist. He sent me into a depression so bad that I couldn't see a way back without destroying our 12-year relationship. It nearly killed me and it took all my strength to leave him. It took another month of lying on the sofa feeling like I was dying in my depression to realize he was lying nonstop to me to try to force me to stay so he could be my "carer" (he never did anything to try to care for me. all he ever did was sit at the computer and neglect, brainwash, and isolate me). He told everyone I had cheated on him and I let the lie stay, never correcting anyone. There's no point in correcting anyone because everyone will believe him and not listen to me because I'm quieter and he's manipulative. He's given me a lifetime to realize there are many awful people out there and it's not worth putting any effort into them.
This is just a bad roommate story that a coworker had. Apparently the roommate invited over her friends for a dinner and they made spaghetti and red sauce while my coworker was at work. At some point roommate and her friends began having a food fight and broke my coworkers door to his room and it was “free game”. My coworker came home to find spaghetti in his bed and I think his pillowcases got it too. And when he wanted an explanation, roommate had no idea 🤷🏻♀️ 🤷🏻♀️ I think he found out because either her friends or her boyfriend ending up telling him what happened
Once had an exterminator come by and say they were spraying the yard for my neighbor and wanted to offer me a chance to get the same treatment because after they spray the bugs from their lawn would get run off by the pesticide and could end up in my lawn. So I replied, " So what you are telling me is that your product is ineffective at killing bugs, and therefore is a waste of time and money?"
The gamestop person could have easily been me. Sometimes my social anxiety causes me to forget things. Sometimes people will assume I'm a liar. Wonder how many of these supposed liars this happens to lol?
I never let repair shops touch my cars. The only thing I go to repair shops for is wheel alignments because I don't have 5 grand for the machine and every time they try to say that I have about $500 worth of repairs needed. Once I replaced my entire front suspension which was the reason for the alignment they tried that bs. It isn't just one either they all do it.
@52:00 I was at first like “yeah that’s a great mother” but then as the dude commented I started thinking “that’s true. If she was really good she wouldn’t have fallen asleep with a 15 year old at the wheel” still doesn’t make her a bad mother. But I agree you can’t hold yourself accountable for thing your parents should have prevented your from doing.
I had a coworker that claimed a he did a study in college about chow chow dogs. That if the chow chow had a purple tongue, it was a poisonous and a bite could kill you. Also that he was a shadow ninja warrior
There was a Reddit in which a girl did a several year long story of how she got kidnapped into a cult and how they were stalking her and had to move with her family. She kept it up and didn’t reply to people who reached out and tried to help, later she then said I have a terminal illness and this is my last post, thanks for having with my mystery story about the cult. I was so angry I bet she lied about have a terminal illness too
I don’t remember all the details my grandmother had told me and she has since passed away but: She took my cousin to on a tour round Canada and the East coast of the US for her 21st. One perk of the tour group company is that they’ll pick you up from your home and take you back after your vacation is over (even put you up at a hotel near the airport over night if you live more than a certain at least distance fron London.) One couple they shared a minivan with heading home would constantly be gloating about the big, nice, posh and expensive house they lived in. But quickly changed their tone when they tried to get their driver to drop them off near but not at said house only to be told no. “I have to take you to your front door.” What my grandmother told me they saw I don’t remember but let’s just say it looked nothing like what they had spent several hours boasting that it was like. They were left embarrassed and ashamed of all sorts, while the younger passengers could barely contain their laughter. PS: Yeah I got a similar vacation for my 21st. Went to the west coast and saw San Diego/ Francisco, Phoenix, Grand Canyon, Vegas, other stops in between and finally Los Angles. Including Hollywood (had enough time to do all there really was to do), Disney, Universal and drove through Beverley Hills heading back to LAX.
TL:DR: Want to tell people your house was much better than it was? Don’t do it coming back from vacation where the tour company you booked with picks you up from and takes you back to your front door. It’s probably a ride share and the drivers probably don’t negotiate.
I was moving to Japan for work back in 2019, and asked on a Reddit sub what kind of stuff I should take with me from my country. People downvoted me to hell and commented on how I should know Japan is a first world country. Mind you... I already had an email from my future-boss pointing out somethings I should bring. Moved to Japan... def needed my mom to send me a lot of things...
I lied about the real reason I moved away from home. Some of my family members are toxic and I had to leave. I “moved away with a boyfriend”. I kept up the lie for 17 years until I recently went home for my grandparents funerals. I yelled the truth at my dad (toxic parent) in a screaming match fight. He told my mother. I’m still dealing with the fallout.
You deserve to have a healthy happy life. Hopefully the truth being, though it may not be like you'd hoped..can give you some relief. You probably know this but I want to remind you maybe to be careful about expecting toxic people to understand healthy choices isn't likely to happen. Hope you know what I mean. I'm really proud of your choice to better yourself & your life. ❤
One time I went to my ex-boyfriends friends for an after-party. Very small gathering of people, chillin winding down after the club. I went to the bathroom & this guy I had met a few times was in there. We chatted as I went about my business, drunk small talk I don't even remember about what. Typical lol. Anyways we were in there for maybe 10/15 minutes. I eventually realized we were in the bathroom still, then made our way out & continue talking in another room. Door open, people in the other room & walking about. Ended up being kind of a douche, he eventually hit on me, even though I was there with my boyfriend... which he knew. I brushed it off & found my boyfriend told him what happened. I was disappointed I thought I'd made a friend. Later on people were glaring at me. I couldn't figure out why. I was drunk but could hold my own & didn't remember saying anything tooo dumb. A bit later my boyfriend confronted me. The guy from the bathroom had told the whole party we had sex... in the bathroom. In a small apartment... I was so angry. It was my word against his. My guy didn't believe him thankfully. Though he did confront me about it so maybe he did at one time. It hurt. That was 7 or so years ago & it still bothers me today. The down side of being an "attractive female" with a "dude mentality" 🙄
Wait, not many mountains in Texas? There are actually a lot of mountains in Texas. I can go take several pictures right outside my door right now if mountains and I live in Texas. Try Franklin Mountains in a search.
@@deidraleonard8381 ROFL! TN has lots too that's true. It's also like saying Florida has no lakes. (My home state) I've been to every state except Alaska and Hawaii and Texas is the hardest state to get through and the most diverse. Like desert and super low humidity to lush and very high humidity. I'm in the deserts of TX and it surprises me just hope many people are shocked that it snows here on occasion. Temperature swings of up to 50 degrees between night and day are not uncommon. Lol
I'm a disabled veteran who is medically retired. I've known a lot of combat veterans and they will tell you true stories about being deployed but I've yet to hear anyone tell stories about people they've killed. There's a group called healing waters for combat veterans with PTSD to talk to each other about what they went through. If someone is telling you about killing in combat chances are they are lying. I've been trying for 10 years to save the money for a new rifle and have never asked anyone for a penny. I've unfortunately always get close and life hits me in the nuts. I might be disabled but I'd dig ditches to take care of my family before asking anyone for a dime. Be careful who you give your money to. I have a friend who is a Gold Star 🌟 mother and she was lied to by a scumbag. He got alsorts of handouts before he go caught. His story is on here but I can't remember how to find it, I won't put his mother through that story again. 🇺🇲
@Sarafina Summers Thank you for your kind words. I know men much older than my 57 years, and they would do it again even today if they could. Interestingly, a lot of those people know how they would come back again from war, and that doesn't stop them. They know that they're going to come back with nightmares and a lot of psychological problems, substance abuse, and suicidal tendencies, and they don't care about themselves; they care about everyone else.
Back when I was a cashier and paper rainchecks were still a thing, I had a lady come into the store I was working at and tried to redeem a raincheck for 60 cans of tuna at a steep discount. I told her I could only honor this for our limit of 6. She argued the raincheck said 60. I told her again the limit is only 6, we don't issue rainchecks this high. She demanded to know if I was calling her a liar. Okay... Only cuz you opened that door. Yes, I'm calling you a liar. I know this raincheck was altered cuz I wrote this. That's my handwriting. That's my signature. I use a nice artist inking pen so the ink is very distinct, nothing like the cheap ballpoint that was used to scratch the 0 next to the 6 I wrote as well as the "ty" squeezed in after my "six." Is there anything else I can help you with? She left without the 6 cans I was willing to honor lol. And I gave the raincheck to the manager to laugh at. People are silly.
I was the liar in a low stakes situation at my last job. We were goofing around and I’d just been found out and the boss who remains a dear friend hollers across the store HOW DUMB DO YOU THINK I AM? Me: pretty dumb Anthony! I’m not sure but I think this was the closing shift where we were pranking each other about who had the key to open the electronics case or something. Far as I was concerned my job was to make sure everyone who came in the door was less depressed than I was. It was a CVS. good times
I cleverly word the year of my university graduating class, and omit the fact that I bombed out and never graduated. Eventually became the department head and boss of four different Ivy League graduates (one Magna Cum Laude), have never finished college and refer to it as 'High School with Ashtrays'. I own a lot of books though.
I was at the mall because I had to buy new sneakers, a kiosk salesman caught my eye and begged me to try his shoe product without telling me what it did, I asked "is this going to fuck my sneakers up?" To which he replied no. The kid proceeded to put the product on my sneaker and it make the part he sprayed look bright, much more bright than the rest of the shoe. He said the bottle was 35 dollars and I said no, then he said "give me a 5 dollar tip and I'll spray the other sneaker, I don't want you walking around looking lopsided" jokes on him I went and bought a brand new pair immediately afterwards. He lied when he said it wouldn't mess my shoe up
My mother tried to guilt me into paying her back for something she claimed she bought for me; I went into my file cabinet and showed the original receipt as I had bought it and it even had my name printed on the receipt because of the reward account I used. That was the beginning of me offering to do less for her.
Look up how to perform a "sternum rub". If you think someone is faking seizures, do that. If they don't react, it's real and they're not harmed. If they react and give you the wtf face, they're faking it and you just exposed them.
My husband claimed he quit smoking. I kept smelling cigarette smoke. He blamed it on the guys doing roofing work on the house nextdoor. Right Lmfao 💙😸✌
My maytag clothes washer broke. It says 10 year warranty on the washer and the maytag rep said 10 year warranty on the whole thing. So when the repair tech came out he said the only thing the warranty covers is the electric motor and drum, which he has only seen fail a handful of times.
7 days is the most I ever stayed awake. Chemical induced tho. A friend of mine really has stayed awake for 20 days and does it more often then one would think is humanly possible. I would be a mess by then, 7 days and I am already a mangled pile of human.. again, non of this is without chemical assistance, and my friend already has issues with sleep, stays up for 2 to 3 days on his own so the assistance is the worst thing he can do really . I try to tell him not to but in the end, I can't control anyone
20 days?! I call BS on that. The world record for the longest period of time spent awake is 11 days 0 hours and 25 minutes. This record was set in the 1960s. You're saying your buddy can do almost double the world record...
DSL Speeds. In Germany you often can get DSL vom Deutsche Telekom and other companies some of them even resell the Telekom-service. But 1) almost all of them resell for less than Deutsche Telekom wants from the end customer and 2) they offer higher speeds over the same copper wires because Deutsche Telekom relies on handbook rules for "warranted speeds" that stem from their time, when they were the only company in that field (and state run / owned). The competitors simply bet on 2 points mainly .. usually if the distance is close enough then higher speeds are possible and all contracts warrant internet speeds only as "up to x mbit/s - so even if you get slower speeds thats not their problem. And usually the customer wont complain because he is still faster than with Deutsche Telekom was possible and the customer pays less for the (more or less) same service. Example .. my line is 100mbit/s down / 40mbit/s up. Deutsche Telekom offers 16mbit/s down .. thats 1/6th of the speed - and costs 5 € more a month
Okay so when I was in college there was this guy we all knew for lying & retelling stand up comedians stories as his own. So so we're all sitting in the cafeteria and he starts rehashing a Carlos Mencia routine (of all people considering he was called out for stealing other people's jokes by Joe Rogan) any way I let him finish "his" story (it was the one where Carlos battled with a dude in a wheel chair at amusement park but then they later squash it & become friends) & after he did I just simply replied, "Thank you, Carlos Mancia..." He then exclaimed that it really happened but everyone around were already laughing & looking at him like he was an idiot so he just said he had to get going & took off. And this happened about a couple years before Carlos Mencia had gotten called out by Joe Rogan so it makes even more hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
Online forum. You could have a signature that showed up under your post, it could be anything really. Including your own picture. It was one of the forums usual debates/arguments and part of it was she claimed to have been SAed resulting in a child, she was about 13 years old. Now no one believed her for a second (except the part about being 13 she was obviously that) because the story she told was very, and then everyone clapped, with her going to live with the rich friends of her parents and her profile being imagines of the mansion that were obviously professionally done for a magazine. So people were trying to trip her up with birth questions. Weight, head circumference, birthday. That’s when I realized the photo of herself in her sig was dated. I asked if it was her in the photo and she said yes. She gave some birth date like Jan 1 and a full term baby weight, the photo was dated by the camera at when she would have been about seven months pregnant, the photo showed part of her stomach and up. No baby belly in sight. So I called her out on that. She quickly edited her signature to remove the date from the photo and logged out. My favourite part was when someone tried to message me to tell me she was lying and I went the late 00’s version of hold my beer.
17:44 what is up with that clerk? Either he's too lazy to price check, he's taking the business' revenue too seriously, or he gets a commission. Idk. Kinda weird
30:00 I am really confused how small pieces of gold can cause an almost atomic bomb reaction like how will gold asshole juice or whatever rip apart atoms
@@sanmaru5555 Son skipped 3 grades public school, pilot's license at 14, now, PHD lawyer and GP. He could remember conversation he had from 10 years ago. (Had a convo taped while he was getting a award I forget what it was now) word for word anyway .Speaks and writes 4 languages .. he could remember everything.
The lie I have to keep up is the gender of the person who SA'd me. When I told the story originally everyone acted like I should be happy that an older woman wanted me. I was 8. Later, when I met some friends I was comfortable enough sharing, I said it was a man. I just wanted them to understand how much it messed me up instead of acting like it was a good thing. It's been more than 16 years now and attitudes are changing. But I feel like if I tell the truth now they'll think I was lying originally.
Ever seen Judge Judy’s fastest case? Ex girlfriend lists of a list of thing her ex stole from her wallet. He said she was lying about one thing that was inside. Over in less than 30 seconds.
Almost like when I was working call center for a insurance company claim center. We had two other call agents named Ryan and Morgan, but they were both women. When someone makes a claim, the companies system would assign it to one of us call center agents instead of the adjuster handling the claim and that is what is told to the claimant. But when the claimant calls, *Any* one of us can help the claimant not just the one assigned. Once in a while I would get claimants who try to get a little more than what they should and then state to me "Well Ryan (or Morgan depending on who was assigned) HE said it was ok" Then I have to inform them that the person is actually a 'she' and state that I think they are lying in a way that would not get me fired if QA was listening in.
This one time my cousins came to visit so my bf and I took them and my younger siblings to go bowling and we took my parents van since it was the only car that can fit us all and my bf drove it, we had other guests visiting at the time as well so there were several cars parked on the street. As we were backing out of the driveway one of my cousin said something funny and distracted my bf also because everyone is pretty tall, he didn’t see one of the cars parked on the opposite side of the street and hit it. Scrapping the side of the car, to be fair it was pretty dark out, at the time we didn’t have a street light next to us and my cousins heads were blocking his view. So the next day I told my parents that I had wrecked the car and paid for my parents and the relatives damage.
Recently found proof that a pathological liar of an ex-friend did, in fact, lie about his age. Not just his *age and birth year,* but the actual *DAY* too. lied about the whole damn date. dd/mm/yy was all wrong. GOD im so glad to have that sucker out of my life.
![Lawyers Of Reddit - Interesting Cases & Ridiculous Clients [2 Hour Compilation] (r/AskReddit)](/img/1.gif)
0:00 - When did you triumphantly call someone out for lying?
25:28 - What is the most blatant lie a salesperson has told you when trying to make a sale?
48:03 - What is one lie you must keep up, that you hate, but it covers up a much bigger fuck up?
1:11:16 - What's the worst example of an OP caught in a lie or controversy you've seen?
1:28:07 - What is the most sensational piece of BS you've heard a compulsive liar come out with?
1:54:38 - What is the most satisfying time you've caught someone in a lie?
2:20:25 - Compulsive liars of Reddit, what's the most heroic way you've sacrificed your own life to save someone else's?
Thank you I was listening to the ending of this video and was so confused on what I was listening to
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Was hanging out with friends. My sister starts telling a story that occurred a few days prior and involves the people in the room casting herself in my place. No one is laughing. She's so very confused no one is laughing with her. Someone clears their throat and tells her, "you know, you weren't there." She loses her mind, telling our friend no she was there. He looks at me and back at her. "That all happened when you were in school. It wasn't you. It was your sister." Everyone agrees. She's furious and can't for the life of her understand why they are not remembering correctly. It was the first time she'd ever slipped up in public about her tendency to steal my life's highlights and cast me in her own negative projections. It was thrilling watching her roast her own credibility. Everyone started taking what she said with a hefty dose of skepticism from there on out. She continued to terrorize me for several years more but that moment she forgot the line between her fantasies and reality in front of people who knew the truth was brilliant for my sanity. I was validated and she lost her gaslighting powers in one cringy stupid story.
My nana is the accountant and one of the managers at a plumbing company. One day, this guy who had been working for them for a few months was fired, and later on he tried to sue my nana and accused her of physically abusing him the whole time he worked there.
My nana is a 5'4" slightly overweight 60 something year old woman with a heart of gold. She hadn't ever laid a hand on the guy, and multiple other employees and coworkers could confirm this.
A case was opened, and they went to court.
The judge asked my nana to introduce herself, and (the story differs from person to person. Depending on who you ask, the judge's reaction is different) upon seeing her, he smiled, apparently almost laughed and asked "Wait. This is -Nana's name-?"
Eventually he changed the story and the charges and case were dropped. Every time I hear the story I can't help but laugh.
listening to a robot say "oh boy do i have a doozie" was the FUNNIEST THING!!!
The brain cancer story...I call liar, liar! A nurse is not allowed to tell a patient or their supporters anything about a MRI etc. Only a Dr can do that.
It is reddit after all
"You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?" -Buster
That's how it's supposed to go. We had a fracture clinic tech tell us that my husband's broken bone was a normal looking break even though his GP had told him 2 days before that he had concerns about that break. She got all pissy when I brought that up and said she'd have the Radiologist check it out. Three hours after we left we gotca call from the Radiologist's secretary and were given the phone number to call as he was being referred to Oncology. Half-hour after that, we got a call from his Primary Dr. stating that we needed to have him checked out through Oncology. He had bone cancer -Osteosarcoma.
49:15 Yeah, as someone with a record, you have to spend a lot more time lying about it (or trying to make sure it never comes up in things like job interviews) that you would think. I just want to get back to doing my bit in society god damn it. But I typically get auto scrapped from job applications at the first step.
I really wish people were more forgiving to people with records. Lots of people are really remorseful afterwards. I hope you’re having a better life!
@Tim M that’s a great suggestion!
Haha I am going looney. My depression is gone! Because of this. Thanx
30:44
"So we'll give you the refund if something breaks within the first 30 days, but after than that nope. We think it'll last 10 years though."
The furnace one would be pissening! I like an ice cold temp 24/7 so having to deal with hell-like temps would be infuriating.
For the couple that lived in the boondocks, and didn’t have any gas; that’s what propane is for. Easy to hook up; easy to use. All you have to do is replace your tank every once in a while when it gets empty. Try Ace Hardware. I used to live up Mauka on the island of Hawaii. I loved my gas stove.
35:27
Hank Hill would be proud
yeah, peole don't start out injecting heroin. Many people spend their entire addiction "career" snorting heroin
Liar liar, plants for hire*
lol
You would know...
Liar.
😏
It's pants on fire Patrick. 😑
LOL
My Little sister stabbed my phone with a knife then blamed my other sister who couldn’t even speak yet saying she told her to
Keep your emails, kids. I worked for a POS training manager that loved to coast doing basic operational work while the rest of us picked up his slack and he got the credit. I thoroughly enjoyed making him look bad every time he tried to publicly chastise one of us in order to make it look like he actually did his job. I didn’t gaf. If you’re getting paid that much to be that useless & petty, you deserve to be embarrassed. Stay mad, heaux 😘
Feel like I
I called out my brother for stealing my charger box. We always have cords but a good fast charging box is hard. I had one that I recently bought. I wrote my name on it and took great pleasure in showing it to him in front of our family when he claimed it was his. He couldn't even read it, let alone write it so he was stuck. Yesterday was good.
I pulled up to school in my Lamborghini yesterday and literally everyone came out. Then, when the school cop guy came to tell me to get out of the car for some reason, I simply did a burnout and left him in my smoke trail. I haven't been back since.
Sure.
who doesn't keep a plunger you never know when you might accidently clog the toilet
What is it with Americans clogging toilets???
I always make sure to have those “super plungers” at home from growing up having one of those smaller toilets that would clog every time. I highly recommend anyone with a guest bathroom keeps one in there for when having company over. Not much more embarrassing then clogging someone else’s toilet and not being able to unclog it
2:29:00
Ugh, I hate it when people forget the middle of this damn story and skip straight to the cab (Yes, there is a middle to the story)
As a UPS employee, we will deliver anything
20:40 this reminds me of a sleepover I had with my friend at the time. I was showing her my little petshops, and she took a particular liking to the cats. I had a lot lol. When it was time to go brush our teeth, I paused by the doorway to wait for her, and she was like “Go on ahead I’ll be there in a minute,” and right then I had a gut feeling of what she was going to do. But I went anyway. When I came back, all the cat pet shops were gone. ALL of them. It was a smallish chunk but still kind of noticeable. The next day she left, and I don’t remember the string of events, but apparently her min called my mom and revealed that she had indeed stolen them, and they brought them back in a ziplock bag. We were both crying, her probably because she got caught, but I was mostly just sad about the betrayal lol.
Patrick star : liar liar plants for hire
SpongeBob SquarePants: it's pants on fire
Patrick star: well you would know liar
the story at 1:52:03 doesn't really sit right with me. I understand the no signs of abuse or bulimia and that her parents weren't dead, but saying she "wasn't thin enough" and "was eating normally" is very harmful to say. eating normally could have been her covering it up near her family, and the not being thin enough has absolutely nothing to do with it. anorexia is an eating disorder, not a weight disorder.
The intonation on the word "butthole" is hilarious to me for some reason
2:46:00 every stereotypical neckbeard's fantasy
2:40:00
Who tf doesn't have a plunger?
11:20 - in university I shared a house with the male equivalent of this girl! He would wash and dry his gym clothes every day putting nothing else in the washing machine or dryer, constantly leave lights on when he was the last one to leave, put the dishwasher on when there was only a couple of dishes in there etc. The cost of bills was split between all of us but he didn't care because his parents paid everything for him!
I asked my classmate if he watched the new Star Wars trilogy where the emperor came back to life and he said yes (I also asked him how cool it was when the emperor jumped at Luke with his double bladed lightsaber)
This was 2011
Edit: awful autocorrect
The EB games story reminded me of something that happened to me with them once. They had Assassin's Creed: Origins Deluxe Edition on sale for a very good price and as my sister was heading to the shopping center that day I gave her the money and asked her to pick me up a copy. When she gets to the store and asks the cashier about the game he insists they don't have any copies left and offers to sell her the regular version which cost more due to the Deluxe Edition being on sale. I'd told her I only wanted the Deluxe Edition and not to bother if they didn't have any left so she tells the guy this and sensing he was about to lose out on a sale he suddenly remembers there is a copy left in the back. Dude was trying to get my sister to pay more and failed miserably.
I fucking hate people who take credit for what you did.
That bruis emakeup was priceless I would've been floored
9:30 literally had to replay the entire story because I was laughing at mcdicks lol. I found a new name for it now :)
When I was around 18/19 and then in my early 20s, I accidentally backed into two different people's vehicles in my driveway. Both times were when it was dark and I forgot the person was parked behind my car. I was running late, hopped into my car and backed up without thinking. No one knew it happened but me and both times my car wasn't damaged. I never said anything about it and they never noticed until they were somewhere else. They both had insurance that paid for the damage without them being at fault and I've never told anyone that it was me.
Yeah I bought this damn iPhone 7 and knew that it was going to be brittle af so I had to go out of my way to find a store to buy a decent case and they were way overpriced. I was fuming because the only reason I bought this thing was because I was in a pinch and it was the last one in stock so when the cashier kept waffling on about deals I could feel my my nerves giving in. She followed close behind and eventually said something about “buy two cases get one free!” I hissed out a “Yes but I only have one phone.” I know it’s not much but she heard the chill in my tone and finally took her spot back behind the counter until I defeatedly picked one of the “cheaper” ones and sulked back to my car with this trash ass phone and it’s very necessary accessory. No way I could afford wireless earbuds…
These don’t just have pants of fire, they have plants for hire
Well, today is my dads 1 year death day (and also Thanksgiving) and I don't feel like eating, I feel like throwing up and crying but I don't want to tell my nanny (dads sister) that I don't wanna eat cause she worked hard asf making this food
Forever in perpitude "technically support" is what I will call tech support. Best typo ever.
Both my grandma's Even have Netflix since they downgraded cable to like 10 channels. Every girl Ik loves Netflix. They like it more than men imo
The most recent job I left I tell people it’s bc it was a dead end and even though it was something a I loved to do I just had to grow up and get something that offered more (ie full time, benefits, overtime pay, pto, etc.) when in reality, my alcoholism had gotten really Bad and I had a mini mental breakdown one day at work, left without telling anyone, to go to the bar and cry all day (like legitimately, I’m bipolar 2 so crying all day isn’t exactly unexplored territory for me) and was fired as a result. I’m doing better now, not drinking anymore going to therapy and employed at a better job with much more room for growth but still, most of my family and closest friends don’t know the truth and hopefully never will.
I'm also bipolar 2. And I had a similar situation, but my deal was heroin.
Congratulations on how far you've made it! You're doing awesome!
I didn't lie directly but last year when I broke up with my ex there must've been some miscommunication or something because he told all our mutual friends that I cheated on him. The truth is that I'm depressed and autistic and he's an oppressive narcissist. He sent me into a depression so bad that I couldn't see a way back without destroying our 12-year relationship. It nearly killed me and it took all my strength to leave him. It took another month of lying on the sofa feeling like I was dying in my depression to realize he was lying nonstop to me to try to force me to stay so he could be my "carer" (he never did anything to try to care for me. all he ever did was sit at the computer and neglect, brainwash, and isolate me). He told everyone I had cheated on him and I let the lie stay, never correcting anyone. There's no point in correcting anyone because everyone will believe him and not listen to me because I'm quieter and he's manipulative. He's given me a lifetime to realize there are many awful people out there and it's not worth putting any effort into them.
This is just a bad roommate story that a coworker had. Apparently the roommate invited over her friends for a dinner and they made spaghetti and red sauce while my coworker was at work. At some point roommate and her friends began having a food fight and broke my coworkers door to his room and it was “free game”. My coworker came home to find spaghetti in his bed and I think his pillowcases got it too. And when he wanted an explanation, roommate had no idea 🤷🏻♀️ 🤷🏻♀️
I think he found out because either her friends or her boyfriend ending up telling him what happened
I think you mean "plants for hire" Patrick.
"Our phone case prices are the same as amazon"
"It's a fifth of the price, see?"
"But there's only 5 left"
"How many phones do you think I'm buying?"
Once had an exterminator come by and say they were spraying the yard for my neighbor and wanted to offer me a chance to get the same treatment because after they spray the bugs from their lawn would get run off by the pesticide and could end up in my lawn. So I replied, " So what you are telling me is that your product is ineffective at killing bugs, and therefore is a waste of time and money?"
The gamestop person could have easily been me. Sometimes my social anxiety causes me to forget things. Sometimes people will assume I'm a liar. Wonder how many of these supposed liars this happens to lol?
Reddit is 50% good stories/posts 50% compulsive liars/preteens.
And 25% reddit users say this "needless to say"
100% Good times
You mean, 99.9% compulsive liars/preteens?
@@joeb7703😊not hardly it’s a cesspool of people trying to flaunt how woke they are.
50:50 🤣 the description... what a good guy tho
I never let repair shops touch my cars. The only thing I go to repair shops for is wheel alignments because I don't have 5 grand for the machine and every time they try to say that I have about $500 worth of repairs needed. Once I replaced my entire front suspension which was the reason for the alignment they tried that bs. It isn't just one either they all do it.
Get your here before 10,000 views ticket here 🎫
shit i missed it
@52:00 I was at first like “yeah that’s a great mother” but then as the dude commented I started thinking “that’s true. If she was really good she wouldn’t have fallen asleep with a 15 year old at the wheel” still doesn’t make her a bad mother. But I agree you can’t hold yourself accountable for thing your parents should have prevented your from doing.
I had a coworker that claimed a he did a study in college about chow chow dogs. That if the chow chow had a purple tongue, it was a poisonous and a bite could kill you. Also that he was a shadow ninja warrior
There was a Reddit in which a girl did a several year long story of how she got kidnapped into a cult and how they were stalking her and had to move with her family. She kept it up and didn’t reply to people who reached out and tried to help, later she then said I have a terminal illness and this is my last post, thanks for having with my mystery story about the cult. I was so angry I bet she lied about have a terminal illness too
The vacuum cleaner man, oh my god the joke comment. I'm dead.
I don’t remember all the details my grandmother had told me and she has since passed away but: She took my cousin to on a tour round Canada and the East coast of the US for her 21st. One perk of the tour group company is that they’ll pick you up from your home and take you back after your vacation is over (even put you up at a hotel near the airport over night if you live more than a certain at least distance fron London.) One couple they shared a minivan with heading home would constantly be gloating about the big, nice, posh and expensive house they lived in. But quickly changed their tone when they tried to get their driver to drop them off near but not at said house only to be told no. “I have to take you to your front door.”
What my grandmother told me they saw I don’t remember but let’s just say it looked nothing like what they had spent several hours boasting that it was like. They were left embarrassed and ashamed of all sorts, while the younger passengers could barely contain their laughter.
PS: Yeah I got a similar vacation for my 21st. Went to the west coast and saw San Diego/ Francisco, Phoenix, Grand Canyon, Vegas, other stops in between and finally Los Angles. Including Hollywood (had enough time to do all there really was to do), Disney, Universal and drove through Beverley Hills heading back to LAX.
TL:DR: Want to tell people your house was much better than it was? Don’t do it coming back from vacation where the tour company you booked with picks you up from and takes you back to your front door. It’s probably a ride share and the drivers probably don’t negotiate.
Ok I realise that may not have been too long but added that just in case I added to it later.
I was moving to Japan for work back in 2019, and asked on a Reddit sub what kind of stuff I should take with me from my country. People downvoted me to hell and commented on how I should know Japan is a first world country. Mind you... I already had an email from my future-boss pointing out somethings I should bring.
Moved to Japan... def needed my mom to send me a lot of things...
I lied about the real reason I moved away from home. Some of my family members are toxic and I had to leave. I “moved away with a boyfriend”. I kept up the lie for 17 years until I recently went home for my grandparents funerals. I yelled the truth at my dad (toxic parent) in a screaming match fight. He told my mother. I’m still dealing with the fallout.
You deserve to have a healthy happy life. Hopefully the truth being, though it may not be like you'd hoped..can give you some relief.
You probably know this but I want to remind you maybe to be careful about expecting toxic people to understand healthy choices isn't likely to happen. Hope you know what I mean.
I'm really proud of your choice to better yourself & your life. ❤
One time I went to my ex-boyfriends friends for an after-party. Very small gathering of people, chillin winding down after the club.
I went to the bathroom & this guy I had met a few times was in there. We chatted as I went about my business, drunk small talk I don't even remember about what. Typical lol.
Anyways we were in there for maybe 10/15 minutes. I eventually realized we were in the bathroom still, then made our way out & continue talking in another room. Door open, people in the other room & walking about. Ended up being kind of a douche, he eventually hit on me, even though I was there with my boyfriend... which he knew. I brushed it off & found my boyfriend told him what happened. I was disappointed I thought I'd made a friend.
Later on people were glaring at me. I couldn't figure out why. I was drunk but could hold my own & didn't remember saying anything tooo dumb.
A bit later my boyfriend confronted me. The guy from the bathroom had told the whole party we had sex... in the bathroom. In a small apartment...
I was so angry. It was my word against his. My guy didn't believe him thankfully. Though he did confront me about it so maybe he did at one time.
It hurt. That was 7 or so years ago & it still bothers me today. The down side of being an "attractive female" with a "dude mentality" 🙄
You dropped your pants and pissed in front of some dude who wasn't your bf? In a small apartment? Yeah, fuck all that.
Real life Mario Kart 😮
Wait, not many mountains in Texas? There are actually a lot of mountains in Texas. I can go take several pictures right outside my door right now if mountains and I live in Texas. Try Franklin Mountains in a search.
They must be in the flattest part and don't know much about the state. You know folks are geographical dummies at times.
Thank U, kind Texan! It's like saying Tennessee (which is my home) has no mountains.
@@deidraleonard8381 ROFL! TN has lots too that's true. It's also like saying Florida has no lakes. (My home state) I've been to every state except Alaska and Hawaii and Texas is the hardest state to get through and the most diverse. Like desert and super low humidity to lush and very high humidity. I'm in the deserts of TX and it surprises me just hope many people are shocked that it snows here on occasion. Temperature swings of up to 50 degrees between night and day are not uncommon. Lol
Ikr. Literally there are mountains in the western part of the state. As a fellow Texan
I'm a disabled veteran who is medically retired. I've known a lot of combat veterans and they will tell you true stories about being deployed but I've yet to hear anyone tell stories about people they've killed. There's a group called healing waters for combat veterans with PTSD to talk to each other about what they went through. If someone is telling you about killing in combat chances are they are lying.
I've been trying for 10 years to save the money for a new rifle and have never asked anyone for a penny. I've unfortunately always get close and life hits me in the nuts. I might be disabled but I'd dig ditches to take care of my family before asking anyone for a dime.
Be careful who you give your money to. I have a friend who is a Gold Star 🌟 mother and she was lied to by a scumbag. He got alsorts of handouts before he go caught. His story is on here but I can't remember how to find it, I won't put his mother through that story again. 🇺🇲
@Sarafina Summers Thank you for your kind words. I know men much older than my 57 years, and they would do it again even today if they could. Interestingly, a lot of those people know how they would come back again from war, and that doesn't stop them. They know that they're going to come back with nightmares and a lot of psychological problems, substance abuse, and suicidal tendencies, and they don't care about themselves; they care about everyone else.
Back when I was a cashier and paper rainchecks were still a thing, I had a lady come into the store I was working at and tried to redeem a raincheck for 60 cans of tuna at a steep discount. I told her I could only honor this for our limit of 6. She argued the raincheck said 60. I told her again the limit is only 6, we don't issue rainchecks this high. She demanded to know if I was calling her a liar. Okay... Only cuz you opened that door. Yes, I'm calling you a liar. I know this raincheck was altered cuz I wrote this. That's my handwriting. That's my signature. I use a nice artist inking pen so the ink is very distinct, nothing like the cheap ballpoint that was used to scratch the 0 next to the 6 I wrote as well as the "ty" squeezed in after my "six." Is there anything else I can help you with? She left without the 6 cans I was willing to honor lol. And I gave the raincheck to the manager to laugh at. People are silly.
I was the liar in a low stakes situation at my last job. We were goofing around and I’d just been found out and the boss who remains a dear friend hollers across the store HOW DUMB DO YOU THINK I AM? Me: pretty dumb Anthony!
I’m not sure but I think this was the closing shift where we were pranking each other about who had the key to open the electronics case or something.
Far as I was concerned my job was to make sure everyone who came in the door was less depressed than I was. It was a CVS. good times
It's ironic that some of these stories are also blatant lies.
I cleverly word the year of my university graduating class, and omit the fact that I bombed out and never graduated. Eventually became the department head and boss of four different Ivy League graduates (one Magna Cum Laude), have never finished college and refer to it as 'High School with Ashtrays'. I own a lot of books though.
I was at the mall because I had to buy new sneakers, a kiosk salesman caught my eye and begged me to try his shoe product without telling me what it did, I asked "is this going to fuck my sneakers up?" To which he replied no. The kid proceeded to put the product on my sneaker and it make the part he sprayed look bright, much more bright than the rest of the shoe. He said the bottle was 35 dollars and I said no, then he said "give me a 5 dollar tip and I'll spray the other sneaker, I don't want you walking around looking lopsided" jokes on him I went and bought a brand new pair immediately afterwards. He lied when he said it wouldn't mess my shoe up
I have arrived
My mother tried to guilt me into paying her back for something she claimed she bought for me; I went into my file cabinet and showed the original receipt as I had bought it and it even had my name printed on the receipt because of the reward account I used. That was the beginning of me offering to do less for her.
Look up how to perform a "sternum rub".
If you think someone is faking seizures, do that. If they don't react, it's real and they're not harmed. If they react and give you the wtf face, they're faking it and you just exposed them.
My husband claimed he quit smoking. I kept smelling cigarette smoke. He blamed it on the guys doing roofing work on the house nextdoor. Right Lmfao 💙😸✌
Ya ya ya and how long did it take them to do that research like 10 years
Why is the liars pants on fire?
My maytag clothes washer broke. It says 10 year warranty on the washer and the maytag rep said 10 year warranty on the whole thing. So when the repair tech came out he said the only thing the warranty covers is the electric motor and drum, which he has only seen fail a handful of times.
7 days is the most I ever stayed awake. Chemical induced tho. A friend of mine really has stayed awake for 20 days and does it more often then one would think is humanly possible. I would be a mess by then, 7 days and I am already a mangled pile of human.. again, non of this is without chemical assistance, and my friend already has issues with sleep, stays up for 2 to 3 days on his own so the assistance is the worst thing he can do really . I try to tell him not to but in the end, I can't control anyone
20 days?! I call BS on that. The world record for the longest period of time spent awake is 11 days 0 hours and 25 minutes. This record was set in the 1960s. You're saying your buddy can do almost double the world record...
While he has integrity, the coworker is ridiculous
DSL Speeds. In Germany you often can get DSL vom Deutsche Telekom and other companies some of them even resell the Telekom-service. But 1) almost all of them resell for less than Deutsche Telekom wants from the end customer and 2) they offer higher speeds over the same copper wires because Deutsche Telekom relies on handbook rules for "warranted speeds" that stem from their time, when they were the only company in that field (and state run / owned). The competitors simply bet on 2 points mainly .. usually if the distance is close enough then higher speeds are possible and all contracts warrant internet speeds only as "up to x mbit/s - so even if you get slower speeds thats not their problem. And usually the customer wont complain because he is still faster than with Deutsche Telekom was possible and the customer pays less for the (more or less) same service.
Example .. my line is 100mbit/s down / 40mbit/s up. Deutsche Telekom offers 16mbit/s down .. thats 1/6th of the speed - and costs 5 € more a month
2:29:48 I immediately knew where this was going lmao
I caught on right at the part about the railing.
Okay so when I was in college there was this guy we all knew for lying & retelling stand up comedians stories as his own. So so we're all sitting in the cafeteria and he starts rehashing a Carlos Mencia routine (of all people considering he was called out for stealing other people's jokes by Joe Rogan) any way I let him finish "his" story (it was the one where Carlos battled with a dude in a wheel chair at amusement park but then they later squash it & become friends) & after he did I just simply replied, "Thank you, Carlos Mancia..." He then exclaimed that it really happened but everyone around were already laughing & looking at him like he was an idiot so he just said he had to get going & took off. And this happened about a couple years before Carlos Mencia had gotten called out by Joe Rogan so it makes even more hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
38:35 😮😂
First video "Why do people do these things?" If you call in and comlpain they usually do a replacement order for free. So free food.
57:27 made me laugh so hard
who the fuck doesn’t keep a plunger in the house ಠ_ಠ
You don't know who is a good liar.
14:50 again, *same*
2:20:25 it was all laughs from there
Online forum. You could have a signature that showed up under your post, it could be anything really. Including your own picture. It was one of the forums usual debates/arguments and part of it was she claimed to have been SAed resulting in a child, she was about 13 years old. Now no one believed her for a second (except the part about being 13 she was obviously that) because the story she told was very, and then everyone clapped, with her going to live with the rich friends of her parents and her profile being imagines of the mansion that were obviously professionally done for a magazine.
So people were trying to trip her up with birth questions. Weight, head circumference, birthday. That’s when I realized the photo of herself in her sig was dated. I asked if it was her in the photo and she said yes.
She gave some birth date like Jan 1 and a full term baby weight, the photo was dated by the camera at when she would have been about seven months pregnant, the photo showed part of her stomach and up. No baby belly in sight. So I called her out on that. She quickly edited her signature to remove the date from the photo and logged out.
My favourite part was when someone tried to message me to tell me she was lying and I went the late 00’s version of hold my beer.
I can’t stand when people: TLDR!
Bumfuck nh? Bro you were in the only mall here and i know it lol
“Why do these things happen?”
Answer: they’re pathetic, have no money, and want food for free. That’s 100% of the time why someone does that.
14:19 *same*
17:44 what is up with that clerk? Either he's too lazy to price check, he's taking the business' revenue too seriously, or he gets a commission. Idk. Kinda weird
30:00 I am really confused how small pieces of gold can cause an almost atomic bomb reaction like how will gold asshole juice or whatever rip apart atoms
2:30:21 when he said the first father i knew. best way to put it
1.11.01 my friend have a photographic memory
ya man photographic memory is not a real thing
not true
@@fishwhistler7224 dude a simple google search tells you otherwise
@@sanmaru5555 Son skipped 3 grades public school, pilot's license at 14, now, PHD lawyer and GP. He could remember conversation he had from 10 years ago. (Had a convo taped while he was getting a award I forget what it was now) word for word anyway .Speaks and writes 4 languages .. he could remember everything.
The lie I have to keep up is the gender of the person who SA'd me. When I told the story originally everyone acted like I should be happy that an older woman wanted me. I was 8. Later, when I met some friends I was comfortable enough sharing, I said it was a man. I just wanted them to understand how much it messed me up instead of acting like it was a good thing. It's been more than 16 years now and attitudes are changing. But I feel like if I tell the truth now they'll think I was lying originally.
Ever seen Judge Judy’s fastest case? Ex girlfriend lists of a list of thing her ex stole from her wallet. He said she was lying about one thing that was inside.
Over in less than 30 seconds.
I am pretty confuse right now...
Almost like when I was working call center for a insurance company claim center. We had two other call agents named Ryan and Morgan, but they were both women. When someone makes a claim, the companies system would assign it to one of us call center agents instead of the adjuster handling the claim and that is what is told to the claimant. But when the claimant calls, *Any* one of us can help the claimant not just the one assigned. Once in a while I would get claimants who try to get a little more than what they should and then state to me "Well Ryan (or Morgan depending on who was assigned) HE said it was ok" Then I have to inform them that the person is actually a 'she' and state that I think they are lying in a way that would not get me fired if QA was listening in.
This one time my cousins came to visit so my bf and I took them and my younger siblings to go bowling and we took my parents van since it was the only car that can fit us all and my bf drove it, we had other guests visiting at the time as well so there were several cars parked on the street. As we were backing out of the driveway one of my cousin said something funny and distracted my bf also because everyone is pretty tall, he didn’t see one of the cars parked on the opposite side of the street and hit it. Scrapping the side of the car, to be fair it was pretty dark out, at the time we didn’t have a street light next to us and my cousins heads were blocking his view. So the next day I told my parents that I had wrecked the car and paid for my parents and the relatives damage.
So you helped the Karen's in this case and stunned the life out of an 8-year-old child you're a real good person he said sarcastically 😠😠😠😠😠😠
Recently found proof that a pathological liar of an ex-friend did, in fact, lie about his age. Not just his *age and birth year,* but the actual *DAY* too. lied about the whole damn date. dd/mm/yy was all wrong. GOD im so glad to have that sucker out of my life.
0:03 huh