Dale "Kazooya" Wilson's Terrible Tekken 8 Troubles!
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- Опубликовано: 25 янв 2024
- LTG, aka Dale Wilson, experiences a new era of rage and salt through losing in the brand new Tekken 8! Watch LowTierGod cry as he gets beaten to submission in next-gen graphics!
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I remember one time dale said the most hilarious quote:
"You will never see me losing like that in tekken 8"
Dashboard mentality 😩
Well yeah because as soon he's about to lose he just dashboards out!🤨
“Tekken 8 is gonna be all about skill you won’t see scrubs beat me there”
He said that about SF5, T7, MK11, SF6. This man needs therapy. #canceldaleracistwilson
give him 3 more days and he´ll be: "you could never do that to me in Tekken 7, you are lucky that they made this game too accessible for rogs"
Can't spam ninja stars here, captain Rog 😂
💀💀💀💀💀
Man the Kazuya player at 13:39 was such gentleman waiting for his oponent Dale to reconnect his controller b4 starting. Wish Dale could learn a thing or two about sportsmanship
That Kazuya was inspirational
ironically LTG respected him after losing, thats rare
Should there be an alert for that?
Not that it will make the opponent to be nice, but it will avoid excuses...
XD
15:43 Dale getting hit by 5 electric wind god fists in a row fucking kills me
That kazuya didn't sugarcoat it at all
It was beautiful. Lol
Funny af.
Kazuya just walking round casually afterwards is like the moments after you just laid pipe
Just knowing you did something cool and savoring the memory
He’s not gonna sugarcoat it
me when i don't sugarcoat it fr
That Azucena robusted his whole cognitive LMAO
Dale just started saying words or self reported of having ED/no nuts
15:43 Dale gets hit with 5 EWGFs and the chat starts calling the Kazuya a spammer.
Dale: “This is a good ass match.”
Chat: “Fax! Good match! Good ass Tekken! Solid matchup!”
😂
his chat is a bunch of yes men
Even his chat expected him to complain, that shit took everyone by surprise ngl
Also, 10:38, 14:23 and 18:30 this dude was just practicing on Manu 😄
If you haven't noticed by now. His chat is just full of parrots, which is why he got extra hot when that one dude he unmodded was always disagreeing with him.
GET READY FOR THE NEXT RAGEQUIT
Watch in one week he’ll talk about this not being a “real fighting game”, and how it’s too simplified
Too late for that, he's already acting like that in this video LOL
Already said it at 30:15 lol
Hes gonna be ducking this game just like mk1 and sf6 within a month
Why does he keep lying about accidental rage arts. I like how at 17:33 he waited to see whether it landed or not before saying it was an accident 💀
lmaooooo
Im surprised he's going for yolo rage arts, since he's never done that shit in T7 at all (apart from his first time playing)
Guess his old ass brain really CAN'T keep up.
@@EBPygmyit’s cuz in t7 he could use rage drive to show he’s not a scrub using a rage art. But now that it’s only rage arts he’s gonna yolo it
I was about to point that out. It’s so pathetic 😂
1:11 was that a taunt attempt or a ridiculous waste to show off?.?
He sure likes worrying about people's sex life so much 😂
Well other people's sex life is the closer he will ever get to a sex life
He's far too busy focusing on his "acting career" to be worried about his own sex life.
How much sex are they really missing out on? Its the first night of tekken 8 lol.
What acting career?
19:07 finally some decent sportmanship from him. It doesn't take much to not rage quit and acknowledge the player your up against is just better.
Extremely rare Dale W
Every time a new game comes out, he acts like this. But the salt will very quickly take over.
It’s because he won one game
He'll give props every so often. The fact that player didn't wax him up while his controller was messed up is probably why he wasn't mad at the L.
Unfortunately he goes right back to the salt after, calling players sexless/incels for cooking him
Game ain’t even been out 1 day and he already rage quit 🤣🤣
9:19
*R-R-R-RAGE QUIT!*
I love seeing his chat call the 5 EWGF stupid. Kazuya has been able to do that since Tekken 5.
hey bro speaking of t5, it was the last tekken i played. I copped t8 and idk if I'll be able to manage the shift. is it even remotely similar? currently waiting on a ps5 sometime in the next few months asw. God bless
@@glennyboy610 It's certainly similar. It's got a ton of new stuff like new moves, bigger juggles, and the new Heat System, but the core gameplay remains Tekken. It'll take some more time to get used to.
@@glennyboy610Nah don't stress man. Give it a week or so and it'll click.
@@glennyboy610you bought tekken 8 before you got a ps5? Why?
@YoungSigmaGrindset I was alr budgeting for both so i was like why not? I'm gonna get it soon though lol
It's 2:00 AM Dale's time which means it's 5 AM on east coast. Dale really is a vampire lol. Big props for enduring Dale's Nyquil goofy reaction topics, and recording some delicious Tekken 8 salt.🧂
Dudu claims he consumes energy drinks like water so his sleep schedule is probably f
@Megamibunny his kidneys are a ticking time bomb if thats the case. Its gona happen one day on stream, one of his kidneys will rupture
@@fr05tyx98i think that almost happened to me a week ago. Scared the crap out of me. Don’t think il ever drink one again after that kidney pain i had
“Gaaaa duuuu it the same old SHIT!”
Really funny how we called the guy a "troll" for watching his intro when he did the exact same thing
plus its a new game why wouldnt he watch his intro
@@WeirdoDumbocause he’s miserable and upset that people are enjoying the game.
Why... would he just assume the first guy is a stream sniper? 😂 No t-bagging, no taunting.. He just punished him for throwing out a random super that LTG himself admit was a mistake. The hell? 😅
LowTierExcuses
Because he thinks everybody cares about him so much he’s not important but thinks he is it’s just straight delusion be believes his own hype
also, how does stream sniping affect the result of a match in a fighting game? it's not an FPS
The trolls live inside his head he is a paranoid man
Even in a Tekken 8 he's still complaining about people watching their intros
What wrong with intros like them sometimes
I know, he said "you know it's a troll when their watching intros in a brand new game" like, what?! You have to wait 5 years before you can watch intros dude?
Dale is the master of cancelling a failed rage art into a failed rage quit!
Big ups to you for uploading these matches 🙏🏽, Dale can’t helped but to get clipped and clobbered
Relentlessly
Bro really thought the Azu was taunting 😂 mentally touched
Big ups Lancaster legend. Can’t believe he actually thought he would play better in this game lmao. Dude is trash.
Dale is still in the honeymoon stage with T8, I wonder for how long though till he starts complaining 😁
Man, imagine looking forward to three fighting games coming out for at least 5 to 7 years….on pins and needles….foamin’ at the mouf’ with anticipation….only to be absolute cheeks at all three of them
Dalezooya
Looks like the old man developed a spectacle of sportsmanship.
And retracted it
that Kazuya may not know how to screw yet but he had crispy execution. DONT SUGARCOAT IT AT ALL!
15:42
XD
@@Ramsey276one raw af
Ltg playing Feng cus he thinks he's knee. Dude moves like a roomba getting a room figured out.
Fr, he said like 5 times that in Tekken 8 is easier to land combos yet he can't land a single one
O
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XD
No Reiko spamm......."zoning"? Dale be screwed.
21:15 I definitely understand now why Dale hates people who play with female characters is because he goes lust crazy when he sees a female on the screen, consuming 98% of his brain power to prevent himself from releasing the Matrix Juice on stream and is truly playing at 2%
15:43 He's not gonna sugarcoat it
⇒☆⇓⇘ + 2
DAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYUUUUUMMMM
nina's jacket physics need a lot of attention on the storm stage lol
Love how dale constantly touts how the next fighting game will be the “real” like “yeah mk1/ tekken 8 is gonna take skill not sf6” then when he plays he always complains it’s mash/scrub friendly
His example of them making combos easier to do... was Dragunov... doing a combo he could do even in Tekken 7 and Tag 2 with an assist.
20:02 this Nina tho :O destroyed his cognitive
A ten hit combo...
Strings?
@@jib6984ifyGaaa duuu?
@@inkchariot6147 I'm talented?
🤣
inspirational?
I don't typical hate watch tekken content but I jumped out of my seat cheering for the Dragonov
If they nervous and still clapping you… then what does that say about you Daley??
Why can't he understand that he just sucks? Just understand that, bruv, it's not that hard 😂
His pointless ego and insecurities wont allow him to
He lives in denial and will lie to himself till he convinces himself .
He’s not the type of person to ever lab a character
@@dwright3252 He does got into practice mode just to do useless shit or practice shit he never uses
Rage quits already? It hasn't even been a day!
His chat is so braindead lmao
This is what we’ve been waiting for how long until he says “This ain’t tekken bruh”
He’s so scared to getting dunked on any fighting gamehe plays, it’s not like he was competitive to begin with, LTG is ez mode for anyone
I also forgot about the NINA player that cooked him. It's hilarious that a minute before he gave the Kazyua player props, because he won a match and was of similar skill levels. Anytime there's a big skill gap in any game he gives into the salt😂
That kaz was definitely much better, looked like they hadn't gotten the hang of 8's combo systems yet. Rusty with the electrics.
@@drattyg8099 I don't much about tekken but I can tell by his movement he knew what he was doing
that kazuya was good
the Kaz had pretty good fundamentals he just hasn't gotten the hang of the whole new screw/combo system
I can't bruh, the azu player started dancing to the beat while dlae is seething 😂 9:05
we have
tekken 8
street fighter 6
mortal kombat
2024 will be a great year for salt production boys
His ass ain’t ever touching MK1 again
"It's more accessible."
Literally day one.
Does anybody have the Leroy clip?
Dale saying "Good games, bruh" at 19:00 actually had me do a double take. Probably won't see anyone else mention that in the comments though.
I thought I misheard him too lol. I respect the sportsmanship and not raging.
Oh my God he did what everyone else in the fgc does normally. He deserves to praise for it 🤓. Ignore all the rage quits, baseless accusations and insults I guess.
@thugnificent7534 Nah, I'm just saying I respect him saying ggs and not crying about it. Never said he was a good person, it's just uncommon, so I had to give him the props for it.
@@therealsongoku4312why you acting like this the first he done this. He gave paladin his props when he watch his gameplay
@@therealsongoku4312hell did this in street fighter as well atleast when it was still new
How long until Tekken 8 "isn't real Tekken" and "see me in Tekken 7, you'd never be able to pull that" become the new go-to excuses.
9:30
Lmfao wut
32:30 Bro said, "Hot Gooey Cream"😔
THIS DUDE'S DOING STRINGS 😂😂 that kazooya was pretty good too
Dale's brain has rotted from spamming projectiles in every game for the past few years... he's going to rage quit Tekken in a week
I'm hearing so much "Teeyaw" from his character.
19:01 i cant believe what i am hearing wtf
What did we learn? Nervous players = Better than Dale.
Nervous from what ive witnessed is staring at danger head on aware of the fear within yourself but overcoming it anyway. Being nervous is a positive quality 👀
9:29 Azucena danced on Dale’s cognitive so hard he just started saying words or he’s dropping a cheeky self report
Big ups to the Azucena, mentally touched 😂
I love when he starts taunting, starts losing and getting taunted back then absolutely explodes into salt
Love how he calls everyone else broke, but homie can’t get a controller that works to save his life lmao
He was using a ps5 controller but it was hurting his thumb. So he got out a ps4 controller with an adapter to connect to ps5.
Thumb was hurting from his rage quit combo @@blunaish
"I'm losing because i don't know how to play against the character that's been in every single tekken game" Stay fuckin free
How long until “this ain’t Tekken man…”?
So in order to be a decent opponent to LTG you should 1. press buttons slowly, 1 time per second max 2. avoid combos 3. never repeat the same move within 20 seconds. While LTG throws surikens at you until you're dead. That's how his personal paradise looks like ) It reminds me of this old SNL sketch with Jim Carrey as a karate instructor.
19:03 WHAT?!?!?, DALE NOT SALTY.....color me surprised, no seriously I am.
He still doesn’t know a decent combo with feng it’s embarrassing
He’s going to claim that’s not his main unless Miguel is dlc
@@Megamibunnysomething tells me they don’t bring Miguel back this game so that might be the main main
When that Nina came in with a 9 win streak i knew he was go get cooked 🤣🤣
9:29 mentally untouchable lol
How tf do yu stream snipe in a fighter
Next big fighting game that releases on console needs to count going to dashboard as a rage quit, and give a random unskippable taunt to the player at every round. The RQ mark stays on your profile for a year. That should held these rage quitters grow some balls.
always mad when someone watch the intro, ngl it always makes me laugh so hard lmao
He’s trying NOT to hate tekken 8 because it’s the game getting the most respect right now
Some things never change. Mentally touchable dale 😂
a brand new fighting game a whole new era of excuses for dale to come up with
King of Dashboard 8 already giving us ample salt so early in the year
Hasn't been 24 hours and he complaining 😅😅
Dale loves to say other people be nervous or sweating but you can literally hear it in his voice he was nervous and was trying his as off. Hahaha stay free lil sis
day one and already getting freed up like there's no tommorow 🤣
Here we GOOOOO😂😂😂
Dale streams tekken 8.
The Lancaster Legend: "It's free real-estate."
And it starts………
Well Dale,you better start mashing 😂
game just came out and dude is already using the “stream sniper” excuse 😭😭
*drops a basic combo before getting comboed himself* "LOOK HOW EASY THEY MADE IT TO COMBO!"
11:10 he wavedashed,dude is using a hitbox
i swear to jesus dale sound like handy man u know u all watched in liveing color in the 90s
So 3 hit strings on day 1 means game too ez. Well Dale you are doing the same 3 hit strings on Feng from Tekken 7 so checks out
Dale Wilson, The Failure Is Strong With This One....
I refuse to let people who complain about others play style ruin this game for me. This is my first tekken and I can honestly say that although there’s a learning curve, I love the versatility that each character has to offer and can’t wait to master the imputs so I can climb the ranks!
Being Dale's first rage quit on a new game is a honor or last rage quit 😂. Good job
27:18 Didn’t take that long for him to say that lmao
The lancaster disaster
Damn those Nina’s was beating the sonic rings out of him 😭😂
It impressive how Dale hate fighting game and call everyone trsh. BUT STILL BUY THEM AND PLAY IT ANYWAY
That Kaz definitely did not sugarcoat it
that Azucena though!!!!
2:30 WHAT was he expecting?? lying saying he wanted to do a different move🤣🤣
Mr baller and his broken controllers, lol
His chat is so ridiculous