Damn... He reviewed this in a way that felt like he was reviewing a real movie WHILE peppering in some sick burns on the actual Ep. 9 that we got... Bravo sir... Bravo
I'm not a star wars fan at all, so help me out, here. He just made ALL of this shit up? So essentially showing he could write a script, AND act well enough to where the execution seems so real?
@@DefkonAndLector He reviewed the original script made by Derik Connolly & Colin Trevorrow for what episode 9 could be but it was scrapped by kathleen Kennedy and other unknown reasons. But yeah he really reviewed it as if it was a released movie haha you can check other videos for the full story.
I know, right? I started doing some reading about it after seeing this video, and I want to see it so bad! I had some issues with it, but for the most part it could have been something truly great. I already think that the Episode 9 we did get retroactively rendered the whole trilogy pointless, but this just made it worse.
@Frankie Ortiz TRoS had the biggest plot, so big that characters or the audience didn't have a chance to breathe. Rey struggled like 1.5%, maybe even 1.6% more than she did before. It was tense!
Imagine a final movie being so disappointing that someone makes a 20 minute review on a movie that doesn't exist but was still more enjoyable than the actual movie..
So, Colin Trevorrow actually addressed Rian Johnson's idea that Rey's parents were nobody? That means Trevorrow actually tried to work things out with Johnson and Kennedy for some time before he walked. Interesting.
He said he can't get through the first few seasons because they are so bad. The jar jar episodes are some of the worst TV I have ever seen in my life. Obviously for 5 year olds.
@Bad Boys Boogie No self respecting adult will make it past the first 3 seasons. They're complete garbage made for little kids. The jar jar episodes almost ended my life with how garbage they are. Go back and watch those jar jar episodes and then tell me how good the show is. Dude, no person will watch 3 seasons of bad shit to get to good shit, and that's why this show needed to end so they could move on to something else. No new fans, the show only loses fans. No one will make it through season 1-3 besides kidsm
Anyone else impressed by Jeremy’s acting ability? Guy wrote and performed a 20 minute review for a film he hasn’t seen and got me hyped to see it before I realised...
Half through the video I was looking for it hoping someone had the balls to make a fan parody of 9 that was this and I was piss when I saw that he was really talking in fanfic. And while typing this I'm currently working in a factory on a lift so understand that I didn't notice he's taking mirror universe theory.😫
Even if Trevorrow were still the director, his script will never have seen the big screen, because it was written BEFORE Carrie Fischer's death and the release of Episode VIII.
For those who don’t know; Colin’s script was “leaked” online a few months ago and you can read it online. It’s an alternate episode 9 that honestly is much more satisfying as an ending to the trilogy and the Skywalker saga.
@@Correa24bori No. The fanbase has already reached a general consensus on this. It's definitely better than RoS and TLJ, and probably would of been better than TFA, if it had gone through rewrites. It's not exactly great, but it does it's best with the heavily flawed blueprint that the other films made.
@@lovewillspill4460 Well yeah, you go to one of the multiple readings or analysis on RUclips, you'll generally find fans praising it's qualities while acknowledging a few of the criticisms such as the Rey/Poe thing. People think that the star wars fanbase is comprised of unpleaseable Gremlins, and while that might be true for OT purists, the rest simply want a quality product well made.
I haft to be real....i skipped thru rise of skywalker and was watching it for the first time sad never have i done that with a movie disney really ruined starwars well hey at least we got the mandalorian and well the clone wars did their thing also...
@@lordofbamfs-3941 Except it’s not a fanfic. He was basically just reviewing the leaked script of the original Episode 9 but imagining it was the actual version they went with
Seeing that he acts the exact same way while bullshiting and "being honest" is definately untrustworthy. Could just be genius though haha. I thought about how I'd do something like this and what I'd do is pretend like I'm pitching the movie to the producers.
They need to reboot the last Jedi first. You can rewrite rise of the Skywalker it's still going to come out like 🐕 sh*t. I was hooked on the fanmade storyline where Finn finds out he's force sensitive and gets a telepathical call from a Jedi that we later findout is Mace Windu with a school of frce sensitive Jedi he has been training on planet Dogobah making it a utopia for young Jedi. Mace has been living a nomadic lifestyle moving from Galaxy to Galaxy before he got forced called by Today to live in Dogobah n setup up a utopian Jedi skool . We later find out that Mace Windu is Finn's father that was stolen from him by the 1st order. When Dogobah was at war.
I’d absolutely go see this movie, but the main problem would be that this is definitely an adult Star Wars movie that you might hesitate to take a kid to. Laser guillotine? Nightmares. On a side note, Disney should just make it. “Here’s another episode 9. Now go argue about which one is canon while you give us the rest of your money.”
Daniel Wills lmao kids love that kind of stuff. They love gratuitous violence, what kids don’t like are jump scares and clowns. Things made to be unsettling for adults are normally nothing to kids
I’m really impressed with his restraint of not winking at us the whole time time while we all pretend to be in a different universe. He actually took this seriously. Bravo
"Why didn't Palpatine burn the jedi temple to the ground during his rule?" Because he wanted to spit in the jedi's faces one more time and turned it into his personal palace
I seem to recall one of the characters in the X-Wing series entering the Jedi Temple and discovering that Palpatine had been using it as a personal trophy case for mementos and relics of all the dead Jedi Masters that had been wiped out by Order 66 and the Inquisition. Apparently he'd just go in there and revel in all the murder he'd done, like a serial killer.
Jeremy, my chest actually HURT when you said "Have you seen it, what did you think about it?", and I realised we were so close to a not-horrible ending that didn't leave my favourite film series dying in the Hollywood gutter. That being said, you pulled off the legit-ness of your actual reviews very well and I almost forgot that you were faking it. So great job 👏
*Me listening to the video in the background* Me at minute 1: "Haha, funny fake review" Me at minute 10: "Wow that sounds like an awesome movie, how did I miss-" Me 2 seconds after that thought: "Shit..."
Man, they started the pandering and damage control in episode 7. And even though it was fun to watch, all the serious problems that this new trilogy had to deal with started with that film.
Eddie Vedder yeah I totally agree. Personally the respect I had for Disney Star Wars really fell apart with The Last Jedi for me. That was the beginning of the dark ages...
@@thebutterstick8659, I started getting worried after The Force Awakens. By making its story almost exactly like Episode 4 (with Rey as the new Luke, and the First Order as the new Empire), Kennedy and company were going to have to sacrifice the original characters for the new ones. That was what I feared going into the The Last Jedi. That movie confirmed it.
Eddie Vedder Yeah I feel you. I ended up giving The Force Awakens a pass mostly because in order to revive Star Wars they would need to play it as safe as possible, but the more I look back on it, the weaker of a movie it is. It’s clear they were in over their heads with this new trilogy thinking that cheap elements like fan service would be enough for people.
"There's quite a difference, isn't there, between what was and what should have been. There's an awful lot of one, but there's an infinity of the other. " - The Doctor
Probably the best thing about Duel of the Fates for me was the set design of the ruins of the Jedi temple. Genuinely haunting and horrifying. I can dream.
How could you not mention the cameo by Ian McDiardmid as the Emperor’s hologram? Loved seeing him back and I’m glad it was a cameo, would have been really easy for them to being him back from the dead and ruin Anakin’s redemption from Jedi
Alex SciChannel yeah I’ve heard there was heavy studio interference for the music on 9. They didn’t let Williams invent anything new from what I’ve heard, which I wouldn’t be surprised by at all.
What guts me is that the "duel of the fates" music was supposed to be a part of the finale of the film and the cut it for generic Luke theme. There is still a TV trailer for the film that has it.
@@geoffreybassett6741 I think the fact that John Williams’ musical scores for the sequels were mostly forgettable or recycled is one of the biggest indictments of the whole sequel trilogy. In the Original trilogy, Williams was writing music for a classic hero’s journey full of adventure, love, and wonder. In the prequels, he was writing music to fit a Shakespearean tragedy to reflect Anakin’s fall. In the sequels, he was pretty much told to just play the “greatest hits collection” because all this trilogy tried to do was cash in on nostalgia and lazily reuse plot points. The only memorable pieces of original music in the sequels were Rey’s theme, March of the Resistance, and Jedi Steps, all of which I think would still rank pretty low on an overall tier list. Poor John Williams did what he could, but the movies were so derivative and lacking in structure he had almost nothing to work with.
I'd love to see someone make a animated version of this movie. Disney would for sure remove it from RUclips, but you know what they say "Nothing is ever truly deleted from the internet"
I like the fact that you don't treat Trevorrow's take as it would have been "a masterpiece". The fact that it probably would have been better than the movie we got is another story. But I totally bought the review. I was in a parallel universe for a minute...
Yeah I liked that too. He didn't say it was brilliant, he didn't say it was terrible, he just gave his honest opinion. Maybe that's more common in his universe.
That "force heaven" scene had the potential to be an all-time favorite scene. Imagine Hayden Christensen and Mark Hamill in a scene together as father and son. As well as Hayden and Ewan McGregor interacting together again. Could also include Yoda, Mace Windu and Qui-Gon. Would have been another great way to tie all the trilogies together. With a decent writer, you could also explain why Luke looks older while everyone else is younger in a comedic way. Perhaps the others are lightheartedly chiding Luke for appearing as older, but he's only doing so because that's the version of him Rey would recognize. Rey has never seen the others anyway so they can appear as they like. Would have been a great fan-service scene that also serves the story. Could have Mace, Yoda and even Anakin himself musing about their interpretations of the Chosen One Prophecy now that everything has transpired. Don't have them give a definite answer, but their own theories and personal interpretations and let the audience mull it all over for themselves.
Jason Shaneyfelt oh, sorry but Anakin literally makes no appearance in Duel Of The Fates, only Yoda, Obi-Wan, and Luke. That’s the only thing I dislike about the script
@@tam2237 Really? Wasn't aware. Still would have been a great opportunity. The leaked script probably wasn't a final version of the script anyway. If this movie did go ahead, there's still a chance something like Anakin could have been added.
TamBrix22 would it have been Alec Guinness’s or Ewan McGregor’s Obi-Wan? Create a CG Alec Guinness, like Tarkin in Rogue One or have Ewan McGregor’s Obi-Wan Kenobi appear?
@@uscman Either would be cool, but I would prefer Ewan's Obi-Wan as I'd rather have a live actor over CGI any day. Like I said in my first comment, you could explain it away with the little joke I laid out.
Jason Shaneyfelt idk y, but it kind of bothered me when I heard Ewan McGregor’s voice in the Sequel Trilogy, as it was cool to hear him at the time but it made me think “wait, wouldn’t that be Alec Guinness’s voice saying those lines Ewan said?” I know Sir Alec Guinness has passed away, but they could’ve gotten someone who sounds exactly like Guinness to say Ewan’s lines in the Sequel Trilogy. It’s a weird thing that’s been bugging me when I think about it.
Colin T is a garbage film-maker and Hollywood will soon blacklist him. His script was terrible and lacked even a basic knowledge of Star Wars lore. The guy didn't even glance at wookiepedia or crack open a visual dictionary before vomiting out this garbage. He watched the clone wars and rebels, stole a bunch of plot points from episodes, and pretended like he wrote a star wars film.
Duel of the fates is actually a great title. I know it's the name of the prequel score, but it's still a pretty cool title. I wish ep 9 was actually named this way
It was *supposed* to be named that. Jeremy is reviewing the released *script* for Duel If The Fates, which is the original script that was not filmed, and was replaced with Rise Of Skywalker.
On one hand I think Jeremy did it for the clicks. Duel of the Fates is one of official 4th of May themes. But on the other hand, Rey fighting Kylo does technically work as Duel of the Fates. At least in the Mirror Universe.
"Why didn't Palpatine burn the jedi temple to the ground during his rule?" Easy it's a place of rage for Darth Vader, rage/anger lead to hate, hate leads to the POWER OF THE DARK SIDE.
Plus it was a private sanctum for palpatine when he was on Coruscant, and filled with tons of ancient Jedi and Sith relics. it was off limits to everyone but him and vader.
Yeah, Palpatine knew how idiodic the Jedi Code was and exploited it to get Anakin to the dark side. That temple represents the hammer he used to nail the jedi's coffin.
Palpatine was trolling the dead Jedi by turning their temple into his own Imperial Palace, makes perfect sense for the Emperor; as if serving as supreme chancellor right under their noses and conspiring with the Clone Army to murder the Jedi wasn't enough, he has to turn their place of sanctity into his own dark side party house.
Alex Ayala Rey: OP to OP Finn: useful to useless Poe: best x wing pilot to resistance leader? Kylo: bad to good (ok this one might be better than Jeremy’s) Hux: first order General to a punchline Snoke: mysterious force user to dead
In my opinion The Force Awakens is a better title than Shadows of the Empire, i slightly prefer The Last Jedi over Echoes of the Dark Side, TLJ just sound catchier and Duel of the Fates is definitely a better title than The Rise of Skywalker
@@ANT96-x8d Considering they sidelined and ignored George Lucas's original ideas and allowed Rian Johnson to shit all over the entire franchise? Nah, fuck 'em
@@kamoel4747 Oh i'm sorry, the movie must exist then and it's not a satire filled video with a bunch of plot holes for something that didn't ever happen. My lord, everyone's always gotta do full dickhead.
Michael Kieffer it only sounds better because it’s not the movie you got. You would have felt the same way if we got trevero’s script and JJ’s version leaked.
@@charltonallen7646 Yeah this review is WAY too forgiving of the flaws the Trevorrow script has. I mean, a Rey-Poe romance out of nowhere? There was NOTHING leading up to it. Force ghosts appearing for Sith? So many questions opened up. It just shows for me that the movie is all what you make of it, if you go in wanting to tear it apart, you'll find ways to do it. Ultimately the Sequels' main flaw was not having a continuous vision throughout the trilogy. That wouldn't change in any universe.
@@charltonallen7646 no dude, we really wouldnt. jj had to salvage the shitshow that was 8, and failed epically with his stupid 'mystery box!' chase style. Trevarro actually took the material he had, and i think the script he wrote is actually good considering what he had to work with. the current 8 and 9 are complete garbage. 7 only get a small pass because on its own, it kinda works and sets up crumbs for stories to lead from. sadly didnt pan out.
The question is...how did anyone think this movie wasn't better than the one they actually released? I mean, it is a total no brainer which one is better.
Sprojy yup. I heard someone read through it, and flipped. It sounded soooooo much better. The loss of Carrie Fisher meant that it would need to be rewritten some, but to ditch it so completely... Its a shame.
Why not both? Everything we heard in this movie sounds better than what we got Same with Snyder's JL. Bigger stakes, more emotional, more development for its characters, a more mythic feel to it, no childish Joss Whedon jokes, no artificially saturated lighting and colors, fucking DARKSEID, and no goddamn CG mustache. It speaks volumes that many who worked on JL have spoken out that Snyder's film was the one they were proud of, not whatever it was WB cobbled together.
They really should, but now we don't have two of the original three because Harrison Ford will not come back for huge role. Disney had it all. They had the original cast and endless possibilities.....and they pissed it all away. I would still take a reboot with just Mark Hamill and some new characters though. He needs to get redemption for that hack job they put him through.
This movie sounds SO much better than The Rise Of Skywalker. Rey sounds like she could’ve been similar to Galen Marek, Vader’s secret apprentice from The Force Unleashed, where he was able to wield both light and dark side powers. However, she wouldn’t have been a Mary Sue for the sake of it.
TamBrix22 The funniest part of reading these 2 comments? Being fine by a generic dude overpowered character but not by a lady, and that has a name. "No, they’re completely different!" Nope, you just did that stupid comparison.
TamBrix22 I said 2 comments and there are only 2 comments here right now where I’m typing these words. So, yes. And this comes from a pretty big Force Unleashed fan since the first game came out, so.. yep. Anyway, I go back to bed.
Isaiah Highley mostly because The Book of Henry was a flop, people point to The Last Jedi and damage control being the main cause of this film to never materialize but I personally think that Disney kicked out Colin when they saw that 13% on Rotten Tomatoes.
@@VickyToria136 Don't get me wrong, the sequel trilogy was a massive dumpster fire and I will never forgive JJ Abrams for thinking that making these script independently from each other at the same time and, yes, Duel of the Fates won't make it any better, I watched Jenny Nicholson's video on the subject. It's like people demanding the Snyder's cut. That would be interessting to see but I don't thing it will be better than the theatrical version of Justice League.
@@lordshadow3822 Except JJ never plan anything for episode 8. I fucking hate when people said this. JJ abram was offered to direct an entire trilogy by Kathleen Kenendy but JJ abram himself declined. Kathelen Kenedy then do the 3 directors thing where Rian Johnson and JJ abram would work togrther for episode 7 and 8 for smooth transition. Rian Johnson even famously ask JJ abram who is rey parent which he has no answer. Rian Johnson show JJ the script in which JJ aproved and he shoot it. So stop making up bullshit.
"If only, if only, " the woodpecker sighs "The bark on the trees was as soft as the skies" As the wolf waits below, hungry and lonely He cries to the moo-oo-oon, "If only, if only"
@Jackson Marwitz Thing is, lots of concepts / fact-fic / rewrites of movies already made seem ALOT better when told like this. Jeremy's take based on the released script sounds way better than the E9 we've got. There's a pretty cool rewrite of the entire trilogy out there by Uniquenameosaurus - also sounds amazing, I'd love that. I also remembered, from a few years ago, BelatedMedia did a whole series of "What if Episode 1/2/3 was good", where he re-imagines the entire plot of these films. And the stories he tells are indeed alot better. I dont know if there is alot of hindsight use that goes in making these rewrites better than the final product, or if it's production issues that end up messing with the final product or if it's just difficult to execute these visions. So whether these re-imagined versions would actually better on screen, who knows... but they're fun to watch and think about for sure.
@Jackson Marwitz Rise of Skywalker was not broken because of any execution. It was broken from conceptual level. It a movie that try to fit all 3 trilogies into one instead follow up of the Last Jedi. Duel of the Fate is better ending because it actually follow up as a sequel. Which is funny because sequel suppose to be rey trilogy but RoS never end Rey story but rather Luke so rey is in this weird position that her story have no ending
2 things, mostly just addressing questions you had in the review regarding lore 1. Obi-Wan could do that to Vader, and did, right after Vader struck him down. It was in a comic, though. He like asked him if it was all worth it and called him Anakin and Vader yelled at him to not say that name because Anakin was weak so he had to kill him. 2. Palpatine didn't burn the Jedi Temple to the ground because after he had Vader and all his clone bois clear it out and whatnot, he moved in and made it his own private castle on the surface of Coruscant
I believe in some of the “Legends” story lines, Palpatine redesigned the Jedi temple and used it to host lavish parties. Talk about dancing over the grave of your enemies.
@@franknfurterfan666 He does that in Legends too I believe. In any case Legends is the best follow up to the OT, not these Disney films. And no I'm not a Disney hater I like everything they've done with Star Wars except the sequels
@@BanesBasement Tbh, I like most of the new stuff. All the comics have been great. The old EU, lets be real, was a mess. It had good stories but there was some god awful shit too and alot of contradictions after 30 years with no creative direction. I think Disney should have had a vision before getting going with the new trilogy, but aside from Rise of Skywalker it was alright, I loved Last Jedi.
So what you’re saying is that there is a universe out there in which this movie exists...? I’ll invent an inter-dimensional wormhole just to see this movie. So what if everyone in that universe has three eyes and an anteater nose, it’s definitely worth it.
Okay i didnt hear the start of this video so after i watch the review i started looking up this movie and i was like wtf is he talking about i cant find anything about this movie. Cause i really wanted to see it lol.
No, it doesn’t. It sounds like garbage. Those fans who are remaining have reached a place where they think literally anything else would have been better.
@cloud 735, you poor child. I’m so sorry you think so. Having gone over readings of nearly all the script...it’s not. Written by the guy who brought us Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom. I imagine you also thought paper-thin The Mandalorian was also awesome, didn’t you?
6:04 Preach brother. Mara Jade was my childhood crush and I didn't even see a picture of her until I was like 14, the books were enough. Best female SW lead since Leia. The EU is forever, a company buyout isn't gonna change that.
My man just got me on board for what sounds like one of the coolest Star Wars movies ever and its not even real. That was so freaking captivating, like wow that was a good look into Star Wars
@@kaleb749 You described every movie in this trilogy with that sentence: The Force Awakens: Pretends that the original 6 movies never happened, the Empire never lost, the Jedi never succeded, Luke never lost Anakin's lightsaber, Han never joined the Rebellion, he is a smuggler, the new Republic never happened and failed maybe like the old one, Rey seems to be a hero model that shows you can do anything without training or learning, simply is a strong woman. The Last Jedi: Pretends that the Rebels 2.0 never had a victory or the upper hand, few hours after, the New Republic is gone after 6 planets destroyed in a very big galaxy, we learned that Luke magically doesn't see hope in turning the dark side back into the light, this follows The Force Awakens's character contradictions of Han Solo and Leia. Lightspeed kamikaze proves that all space battles were pointless and no one before in lore attempted to do the same thing, so more contradictions than answers. The Rise of Skywalker: Palpatine magically reveals himself to the galaxy, which contradicts his entire character arc from the prequels, the rest is history. This isn't even a trilogy, it feels like a fight between creative ideas and no one agrees with something.
@@saricubra2867 Nah, The Last Jedi wasn't on the same level as the other stuff. The Resistance only destroyed the Starkiller Base and we even see that it was being evacuated and Snoke was offworld, so The Last Jedi took it in a fairly natural direction for what is essentially an ANH clone. The New Republic was centralized, just like the Republic was during early TPM, making the destruction of its center obviously the fall fo it. Luke doesn't see the point in again attempting to fight the future, which he learns of through Kylo's premonition (and we know from the other 7 premonitions in Star Wars that the future is predetermined in Star Wars). Lightspeed kamikaze was in TCW. The Malevolence hyperspaces into a moon, causing a massive explosion, and in the episode "Jedi Crash", the Jedi cruiser is docked with a Venator and about to hyperspace inside, which a clone indicates terror that it'll destroy them as "they'll take us with them", which wouldn't make much sense if they just meant they'd hyperspace with them, since there is no way that the hyperspace of the Jedi cruiser woulnd't break the docking mechanisms and crash into the cruiser. The Last Jedi did damn well with the stupid setup it was given
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I’m still in awe that Jeremy just dropped a 20 minute review of a movie that was never made.
Yeah i went looking for it....
@@ghxstleader485 i was just looking until i saw this comment
It was made tho
Covid-19 has us fucked
PloopPloop honest trailers did a trailer on the shneider cut which was never released
You have a gift. I finished this review hyped to go see a movie that doesn’t exist. If you are selling oceanfront property in Kansas, I am buying.
TheWaywardSpirit haha I’m just now watching Ozark
Huh?
eh trevarrows version is a little less worse but that doesn't mean anything when what were dealing with has passed through the core of rock botttom
Psst, hey, I got some nice, farmable land down in Poyais...
Sells you estate on West Shore/Lakeside Village Kansas which is appropriately on a lake, advertised as ocean lol
Damn... He reviewed this in a way that felt like he was reviewing a real movie WHILE peppering in some sick burns on the actual Ep. 9 that we got... Bravo sir... Bravo
I'm not a star wars fan at all, so help me out, here. He just made ALL of this shit up? So essentially showing he could write a script, AND act well enough to where the execution seems so real?
@@DefkonAndLector He reviewed the original script made by Derik Connolly & Colin Trevorrow for what episode 9 could be but it was scrapped by kathleen Kennedy and other unknown reasons. But yeah he really reviewed it as if it was a released movie haha you can check other videos for the full story.
I have never wanted to watch a movie that doesn't exist more than now
Same here my friend. Its my third time watching this review and imagining the movie in my mind and I want to watch it again.
What about The Vega Brothers?
You should watch the animation of it that was on Mr. Sunday Movies. It's cutesy, but it's still awesome to see the Trevorrow story in action.
I know, right? I started doing some reading about it after seeing this video, and I want to see it so bad! I had some issues with it, but for the most part it could have been something truly great. I already think that the Episode 9 we did get retroactively rendered the whole trilogy pointless, but this just made it worse.
@@j.t.dennis4900 That's interesting. Is it him going through the entire script with voice acting, or is it just an animated synopsis?
Imagine a movie being so hated that a fan just reviews an alternate version of it.
you mean like Revenge of the Sith or The Phantom Menace?
Jorae Reegers no those movies have been more appreciated lately
Jorae Reegers Revenge of the Sith is just the best movie. Either that or ESB
@@noredhardin1434 So civilized
@Frankie Ortiz TRoS had the biggest plot, so big that characters or the audience didn't have a chance to breathe. Rey struggled like 1.5%, maybe even 1.6% more than she did before. It was tense!
‘Star Wars Duel of the Fates, have you seen it?’
Jeremy just smearing salt into our cuts
Yeah, I felt that one....
Better than knowing KluKluxKennedy exists.
Imagine a final movie being so disappointing that someone makes a 20 minute review on a movie that doesn't exist but was still more enjoyable than the actual movie..
Imagine in that reality the biggest problem is if people some how can’t stay home
That's not a fair comparison because most movies don't have an alternate version of it leaked.
Yuan MCcallum-Tan people shouldn’t have to stay home
The Kevcast Reviews but they do because it’s a pandemic, less so now but it was crucial at reducing the spread
So much man... I most cried over here.... 😭
So, Colin Trevorrow actually addressed Rian Johnson's idea that Rey's parents were nobody? That means Trevorrow actually tried to work things out with Johnson and Kennedy for some time before he walked. Interesting.
Yeah. Heard he did want to prevent the death of Luke, wrote a second version of the script that accounts for Fisher's death.
Seems like that there was some kind of planning in this trilogy after all
batman144 yeah, and he made an actual sequel to TLJ instead of just retconning anything people found they didn’t really like
@@tam2237 ... Debatable. It's more of its own movie. Pretty much all of its positives are in spite of TLJ, not because of it.
@@Stad122 yeah, except some od it used TLJ to suit its needs instead of pretending TLJ didn't exist. Like Rose being a main focus, for example.
More than anything, I appreciated that this "movie" still had its flaws. You did not abuse your magic wand.
Dan Olson I’m pretty sure he took the script and reviewed that
Gabriel España yup, and I’ve read c. trevorrow’s scrip that was leaked and it is kinda whack
@@hannahohno I agree. Even though I believe Colin’s movie would have been better than what we got, I’m not going to pretend that I liked the script.
When an April Fools joke becomes a full on sub-series.
MysteryMii *When an April Fools joke becomes the quarantine content we need.
Imagine that. ^^
MysteryMii agreed this needs to be a sub series
Last season of the Clone Wars. Come on Jeremy. It is worthy of a spoiler talk.
I guess yea 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Way better than the last 3 movies in Star Wars.
We can agree on this issue ✊
Damn right it is
He said he can't get through the first few seasons because they are so bad. The jar jar episodes are some of the worst TV I have ever seen in my life. Obviously for 5 year olds.
@Bad Boys Boogie No self respecting adult will make it past the first 3 seasons. They're complete garbage made for little kids. The jar jar episodes almost ended my life with how garbage they are. Go back and watch those jar jar episodes and then tell me how good the show is. Dude, no person will watch 3 seasons of bad shit to get to good shit, and that's why this show needed to end so they could move on to something else. No new fans, the show only loses fans. No one will make it through season 1-3 besides kidsm
Weird, i just saw a leaked J.J Abram’s Star Wars episode 9 called “The Rise of The Skywalker” wondered what that movie looked like...
NO!! DON'T READ IT!! DON'T REA-
Don't read it!!!
Probably would have been bad..
Rey is suddenly a Palpatine lol. Not only that, but Palpatine still "alive" LOL!
They were apparently gonna bring Palpatine back in that movie lol, imagine that! Glad we got Duel of the Fates.
Anyone else impressed by Jeremy’s acting ability? Guy wrote and performed a 20 minute review for a film he hasn’t seen and got me hyped to see it before I realised...
Definitely felt like he'd actually seen the movie ^^
Half through the video I was looking for it hoping someone had the balls to make a fan parody of 9 that was this and I was piss when I saw that he was really talking in fanfic. And while typing this I'm currently working in a factory on a lift so understand that I didn't notice he's taking mirror universe theory.😫
he was reviewing a script for duel of the fates that actually exists online lol
The script exists but it's another thing to make it look as if he had actually experienced the movie
big time
The fact this movie doesn't exist brings me down to a whole new level of depression. Thanks, Jeremy!
Read the script, it's just as bad as TROS.
Lol we’re together in the darkness
Just read the script
eac dez na we need to muster that sonic eye changing power and get this made 😅 lol
Even if Trevorrow were still the director, his script will never have seen the big screen, because it was written BEFORE Carrie Fischer's death and the release of Episode VIII.
When there are no movies out, so you review movies that don’t exist
Yet better than the one that does exist
*it did exist at one point during production 😂
And here we are, watching, liking and commenting 😆
Guys, I'm worried about Jeremy...
It is a boring time give him a break
this video is incredible and yet it makes me depressed
Why have I met this man in this comment section
Literally same
Bro why didn’t save you this for spoiler talk? I’m not even going to see this movie now.
Spectre N7 have you watched the video yet? 😂
"Save you review"? 😂
@Spectre N7 r/whoosh
Get outta here! Go back to your universe!
Hell I'm even more hyped now!!
Dammit, now I want to watch Star Wars: (Episode 9) Duel of the Fates. Sounds like a good time, no alcohol required.
Definitely worth buying on blu-ray
@@CaptainEffort sounds like a good time but it would even be a better time if you were drunk
That would be implying that being drunk would make the real Star Wars Episode 9 bearable.
@@CaptainEffort more like blu-rey
For those who don’t know; Colin’s script was “leaked” online a few months ago and you can read it online. It’s an alternate episode 9 that honestly is much more satisfying as an ending to the trilogy and the Skywalker saga.
Oooh
Debatable if it’s much more satisfying. Star Wars fans I guarantee would still hate it somehow.
@@Correa24bori No. The fanbase has already reached a general consensus on this. It's definitely better than RoS and TLJ, and probably would of been better than TFA, if it had gone through rewrites. It's not exactly great, but it does it's best with the heavily flawed blueprint that the other films made.
@Stad- “the fanbase has reached a consensus”
Oh did they?😂
@@lovewillspill4460 Well yeah, you go to one of the multiple readings or analysis on RUclips, you'll generally find fans praising it's qualities while acknowledging a few of the criticisms such as the Rey/Poe thing. People think that the star wars fanbase is comprised of unpleaseable Gremlins, and while that might be true for OT purists, the rest simply want a quality product well made.
Only Jeremy can find a way to complain about elements of a movie that doesn't exist lol
Facts
I haft to be real....i skipped thru rise of skywalker and was watching it for the first time sad never have i done that with a movie disney really ruined starwars well hey at least we got the mandalorian and well the clone wars did their thing also...
Just a geek pitching his fanfic orally and hoping the audience loves it. Yeah that’s how I feel everyday since Ep 9 came out
@@lordofbamfs-3941 Except it’s not a fanfic. He was basically just reviewing the leaked script of the original Episode 9 but imagining it was the actual version they went with
The conviction which Jeremy says everything with kind of scares me.
S.L. The RUclips Addict Agreed. Dude may have missed his calling as a lawyer.
He's been indoors for too long. His dogs are worried too.
Seeing that he acts the exact same way while bullshiting and "being honest" is definately untrustworthy. Could just be genius though haha.
I thought about how I'd do something like this and what I'd do is pretend like I'm pitching the movie to the producers.
I think he's in denial about the shit show we actually got.
Disney: *releases TRoS*
Jeremy: No! There is another...
Jack McFarlane Palpatine: Do it.
Jack McFarlane I want the Jeremy cut!
The movies are made by Lucasfilm, not Disney.
REVIEW THE CLONE WARS J J
They need to reboot the last Jedi first. You can rewrite rise of the Skywalker it's still going to come out like 🐕 sh*t. I was hooked on the fanmade storyline where Finn finds out he's force sensitive and gets a telepathical call from a Jedi that we later findout is Mace Windu with a school of frce sensitive Jedi he has been training on planet Dogobah making it a utopia for young Jedi. Mace has been living a nomadic lifestyle moving from Galaxy to Galaxy before he got forced called by Today to live in Dogobah n setup up a utopian Jedi skool . We later find out that Mace Windu is Finn's father that was stolen from him by the 1st order. When Dogobah was at war.
I didn’t know this was a spoiler review. What the heck Jeremy
The movie was spoilt long before Jeremy...
Jermy
Robert Ri lol actually it’s Jeremy
Seriously, spoiler warning Jeremy!
666th like
I’d absolutely go see this movie, but the main problem would be that this is definitely an adult Star Wars movie that you might hesitate to take a kid to. Laser guillotine? Nightmares. On a side note, Disney should just make it. “Here’s another episode 9. Now go argue about which one is canon while you give us the rest of your money.”
They catered to children and even then the toys are flopping hard.
Daniel Wills lmao kids love that kind of stuff. They love gratuitous violence, what kids don’t like are jump scares and clowns. Things made to be unsettling for adults are normally nothing to kids
Laser guillotine is not nearly as bad as Anakin killing younglings or burning (almost) alive.
Daniel Wills Disney would definitely do that if they knew they’d make money from it.
I don't think they would do that because Carrie Fisher is now dead, so they can't film new scenes with her
I’m really impressed with his restraint of not winking at us the whole time time while we all pretend to be in a different universe. He actually took this seriously. Bravo
He’s critiquing the leaked script
KRY MauL I’m aware. I had to look it up because I thought to myself “how the hell did he make this whole plot on his own” lol
"Why didn't Palpatine burn the jedi temple to the ground during his rule?"
Because he wanted to spit in the jedi's faces one more time and turned it into his personal palace
Because it was a sith temple before it was a jedi temple
@@Hans-andersen
No, the Jedi temple was built upon a dark place or sith temple. The Jedi building is not Sith. The location is.
I seem to recall one of the characters in the X-Wing series entering the Jedi Temple and discovering that Palpatine had been using it as a personal trophy case for mementos and relics of all the dead Jedi Masters that had been wiped out by Order 66 and the Inquisition. Apparently he'd just go in there and revel in all the murder he'd done, like a serial killer.
@@Cryptic0013 Damn what a psycho
Bennett Marshall in the Darth Vader comics which are canon, he turns the temple into his own personal palace
Can we just appreciate the fact that Jeremy just a whole serious and convincing review on a movie that doesn’t even exist?! 👊
The script does!
I think you're missing a verb there
Belated media did a review of Jaws 19...as in the movie in Back to the Future Part 2.
He even includes Easter eggs from Jaws 5 thru 18.
It doesn't... in our universe.
And here i was looking for the movie
this video is so well done its making me depressed lol
Me too bud me too
Me too dude... Me too
Same
Jeremy, my chest actually HURT when you said "Have you seen it, what did you think about it?", and I realised we were so close to a not-horrible ending that didn't leave my favourite film series dying in the Hollywood gutter. That being said, you pulled off the legit-ness of your actual reviews very well and I almost forgot that you were faking it. So great job 👏
Right!!! there was so many times I was like, oh man I wanna rewatch that scene but I remembered that it never happened
It actually died in 1999
Check the script out
*Me listening to the video in the background*
Me at minute 1: "Haha, funny fake review"
Me at minute 10: "Wow that sounds like an awesome movie, how did I miss-"
Me 2 seconds after that thought: "Shit..."
anastasis2811 literally took the words right out of my text box😂😂😂😂
I would prefer this movie to tros
Same, it's sad
“Not doing pandering, and not doing damage control for episode 8 backlash.” Jeremy you are a freaking genius
Man, they started the pandering and damage control in episode 7. And even though it was fun to watch, all the serious problems that this new trilogy had to deal with started with that film.
Eddie Vedder yeah I totally agree. Personally the respect I had for Disney Star Wars really fell apart with The Last Jedi for me. That was the beginning of the dark ages...
@@eddievedder6074 Glad someone else said it. I always thought TFA was ass. The trilogy was fucked up from the beginning.
@@thebutterstick8659, I started getting worried after The Force Awakens. By making its story almost exactly like Episode 4 (with Rey as the new Luke, and the First Order as the new Empire), Kennedy and company were going to have to sacrifice the original characters for the new ones. That was what I feared going into the The Last Jedi. That movie confirmed it.
Eddie Vedder Yeah I feel you. I ended up giving The Force Awakens a pass mostly because in order to revive Star Wars they would need to play it as safe as possible, but the more I look back on it, the weaker of a movie it is. It’s clear they were in over their heads with this new trilogy thinking that cheap elements like fan service would be enough for people.
Imagine seeing this concept art and thinking “nah.”
and not even having a plan. It's so depressing.
And then choosing TRoS
And the normies saying this is great!
Darth Vader fighting Kylo would have been sick
When u realize that the fake review is 10 minutes longer than the one for the real movie!
"There's quite a difference, isn't there, between what was and what should have been. There's an awful lot of one, but there's an infinity of the other. "
- The Doctor
This video is 19:04 long. His spoiler review for the Rise of Skywalker was 19:07.
Adam Williams that’s the spoiler review
@@MrValeska And... this isn't ?
@@AcetylsaliciIique well he said review. Not spoiler review, so there is a little difference
This is so fake. If the movie was actually good Jeremy would’ve worn the cape.
You cracked it
I guess you can say "Its a Trap"
So either way, he would have worn his cape?
Definitely a trap 😂
Script is real and its online
I feel like other Jeremy should recommend buying on HD DVD
Brilliant. Simply brilliant.
When is Ymerej gonna mention how great the Blockbuster streaming service is
@@the25thprime "Ymerej"... Please tell me you played Control
😂😂😂 That...is awesome
Just subscribed to you, @beerasaurus👍
Probably the best thing about Duel of the Fates for me was the set design of the ruins of the Jedi temple. Genuinely haunting and horrifying.
I can dream.
WE ALL CAN DAMNIT......WE ALL CAN......
How could you not mention the cameo by Ian McDiardmid as the Emperor’s hologram? Loved seeing him back and I’m glad it was a cameo, would have been really easy for them to being him back from the dead and ruin Anakin’s redemption from Jedi
This honestly could not have been easy to make
Well there is some strong evidence that the script is real. So this was a clever way to talk about it.
“Just so you know, Jeremy, you are now creating six different timelines”.
“Of course I am, Abed”.
LOL!
ROXANNNEEEEE!!!!
@@thespudman6427 No.
“I understood that reference.”
“Bathroom?”
I just like the title because it acknowledges that John Williams’ music is the one great thing in every Skywalker Saga movie
Except fpr episode 9. The music wasn't original but just a rehash of his greatest hits but muted slightly without emotional impact.
Alex SciChannel yeah I’ve heard there was heavy studio interference for the music on 9. They didn’t let Williams invent anything new from what I’ve heard, which I wouldn’t be surprised by at all.
@@vsf_dave811 facts
What guts me is that the "duel of the fates" music was supposed to be a part of the finale of the film and the cut it for generic Luke theme. There is still a TV trailer for the film that has it.
@@geoffreybassett6741 I think the fact that John Williams’ musical scores for the sequels were mostly forgettable or recycled is one of the biggest indictments of the whole sequel trilogy. In the Original trilogy, Williams was writing music for a classic hero’s journey full of adventure, love, and wonder. In the prequels, he was writing music to fit a Shakespearean tragedy to reflect Anakin’s fall. In the sequels, he was pretty much told to just play the “greatest hits collection” because all this trilogy tried to do was cash in on nostalgia and lazily reuse plot points. The only memorable pieces of original music in the sequels were Rey’s theme, March of the Resistance, and Jedi Steps, all of which I think would still rank pretty low on an overall tier list. Poor John Williams did what he could, but the movies were so derivative and lacking in structure he had almost nothing to work with.
Outside of the horrors of the pandemic itself, this is easily the most depressing thing I've seen during quarantine.
I'd love to see someone make a animated version of this movie. Disney would for sure remove it from RUclips, but you know what they say "Nothing is ever truly deleted from the internet"
Mr. Sunday movies did that
@@athenajaxon2397 it was only a few minutes though
I like the fact that you don't treat Trevorrow's take as it would have been "a masterpiece". The fact that it probably would have been better than the movie we got is another story. But I totally bought the review. I was in a parallel universe for a minute...
Yeah I liked that too. He didn't say it was brilliant, he didn't say it was terrible, he just gave his honest opinion. Maybe that's more common in his universe.
That "force heaven" scene had the potential to be an all-time favorite scene. Imagine Hayden Christensen and Mark Hamill in a scene together as father and son. As well as Hayden and Ewan McGregor interacting together again. Could also include Yoda, Mace Windu and Qui-Gon. Would have been another great way to tie all the trilogies together. With a decent writer, you could also explain why Luke looks older while everyone else is younger in a comedic way. Perhaps the others are lightheartedly chiding Luke for appearing as older, but he's only doing so because that's the version of him Rey would recognize. Rey has never seen the others anyway so they can appear as they like. Would have been a great fan-service scene that also serves the story. Could have Mace, Yoda and even Anakin himself musing about their interpretations of the Chosen One Prophecy now that everything has transpired. Don't have them give a definite answer, but their own theories and personal interpretations and let the audience mull it all over for themselves.
Jason Shaneyfelt oh, sorry but Anakin literally makes no appearance in Duel Of The Fates, only Yoda, Obi-Wan, and Luke. That’s the only thing I dislike about the script
@@tam2237 Really? Wasn't aware. Still would have been a great opportunity. The leaked script probably wasn't a final version of the script anyway. If this movie did go ahead, there's still a chance something like Anakin could have been added.
TamBrix22 would it have been Alec Guinness’s or Ewan McGregor’s Obi-Wan? Create a CG Alec Guinness, like Tarkin in Rogue One or have Ewan McGregor’s Obi-Wan Kenobi appear?
@@uscman Either would be cool, but I would prefer Ewan's Obi-Wan as I'd rather have a live actor over CGI any day. Like I said in my first comment, you could explain it away with the little joke I laid out.
Jason Shaneyfelt idk y, but it kind of bothered me when I heard Ewan McGregor’s voice in the Sequel Trilogy, as it was cool to hear him at the time but it made me think “wait, wouldn’t that be Alec Guinness’s voice saying those lines Ewan said?” I know Sir Alec Guinness has passed away, but they could’ve gotten someone who sounds exactly like Guinness to say Ewan’s lines in the Sequel Trilogy. It’s a weird thing that’s been bugging me when I think about it.
Why are we asking for Snyder Cut? WE WANT STAR WARS DUEL OF THE FATE
I WANT BOTH!
Well Dual of Fate was never filmed so it can’t happen especially with Fisher’s death
The original scripr by Colin T was still pretty terrible. It leaked
@@kylecampbell565 why not an animated movie with Carrie Fisher's previous voice footage
Colin T is a garbage film-maker and Hollywood will soon blacklist him.
His script was terrible and lacked even a basic knowledge of Star Wars lore.
The guy didn't even glance at wookiepedia or crack open a visual dictionary before vomiting out this garbage.
He watched the clone wars and rebels, stole a bunch of plot points from episodes, and pretended like he wrote a star wars film.
I like that his hair is different in this universe
The background too
I like how alternate universe Jeremy has a bright blue background
@@beautifulbliss5883 no.... you're wrong.... its the alternate reality background....
This is really cool. A version of this for Ben Affleck’s cancelled batman would be sweet. Or a Raimi Spider-Man 4?
Or Snydercut!
@@caedengoering or tasm3?
@@caedengoering the snyder cut is coming so we can jus wait for the actual review of it
@@justachaoticperson1906 No. Just no.
DiabolicalApostle Avi Arad made the script beyond repair
Duel of the fates is actually a great title. I know it's the name of the prequel score, but it's still a pretty cool title. I wish ep 9 was actually named this way
Same DAMN IT DISNEY!!!!!!!!
It was *supposed* to be named that. Jeremy is reviewing the released *script* for Duel If The Fates, which is the original script that was not filmed, and was replaced with Rise Of Skywalker.
@@IllisiaAdams such a stupid decision that pissed many fans off, including me.
Maybe. But, what’s the difference if the movie is shit anyways. Like it is.
On one hand I think Jeremy did it for the clicks. Duel of the Fates is one of official 4th of May themes. But on the other hand, Rey fighting Kylo does technically work as Duel of the Fates. At least in the Mirror Universe.
"Why didn't Palpatine burn the jedi temple to the ground during his rule?"
Easy it's a place of rage for Darth Vader, rage/anger lead to hate, hate leads to the POWER OF THE DARK SIDE.
Plus it was a private sanctum for palpatine when he was on Coruscant, and filled with tons of ancient Jedi and Sith relics. it was off limits to everyone but him and vader.
He actually transformed it into his Imperial Palace.
Yeah, Palpatine knew how idiodic the Jedi Code was and exploited it to get Anakin to the dark side. That temple represents the hammer he used to nail the jedi's coffin.
Palpatine was trolling the dead Jedi by turning their temple into his own Imperial Palace, makes perfect sense for the Emperor; as if serving as supreme chancellor right under their noses and conspiring with the Clone Army to murder the Jedi wasn't enough, he has to turn their place of sanctity into his own dark side party house.
@@Wastydest your right. I had forgot, i just remember he had done something with it.
Jeremys character development from 2009 to now has been so compelling to witness
A better arc than any character in the sequel trilogy. It truly is remarkable
@@tomdevinney7280 Nah. He just went happy to sad
@@alexayala3405 No, he is more bugman deep than most of you.
Holy shit. It's been that long? Damn, how time flies
Alex Ayala
Rey: OP to OP
Finn: useful to useless
Poe: best x wing pilot to resistance leader?
Kylo: bad to good (ok this one might be better than Jeremy’s)
Hux: first order General to a punchline
Snoke: mysterious force user to dead
Star Wars Sequel Trilogy with their original names,
Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire
Star Wars: Echoes of the Dark Side
Star Wars: Duel of the Fates
If every movie was like The Duel of Fates then the trilogy would’ve been awesome
Shadow, not Shadows
all are so much better
Fuuuuuuck, these titles are WAY better than what we got
In my opinion The Force Awakens is a better title than Shadows of the Empire, i slightly prefer The Last Jedi over Echoes of the Dark Side, TLJ just sound catchier and Duel of the Fates is definitely a better title than The Rise of Skywalker
"Duel Of The Fates" is a far, far better title than, "The Rise Of Skywalker".
IKR. Disney made the title Attack of the Clones make more sense by comparison.
@@rascoehunter3608 no they are both trash, don't justify an error because of a more recent one, AOC is a shitty name for the movie just like ROS is
You mean "Rise of Palpatine" right? 😴
Come one everyone. At least give Disney some praise for doing their best to conclude the saga.
@@ANT96-x8d Considering they sidelined and ignored George Lucas's original ideas and allowed Rian Johnson to shit all over the entire franchise?
Nah, fuck 'em
The Multiverse does not exist.
Jeremy Jahns: Let's see about that shall we.
I read that as John Cena
What do you mean I don't exist? ;)
There was a moment for me watching this when I forgot this movie doesn't exist.
Fuck, you snapped me back to reality.
@@BigD321 Up there goes gravity
Me too....
Let's celebrate Star Wars day with positivity: The last 4 episodes of Clone Wars are Star Wars at its best.
I agree.
Amen
Hell yea
Poor Rex..... like who won that? Fudging no one did. Dammit.
Yeap !
Yes
JJ poking holes in his own fake movie had me rolling.
I think this was a clever a way to talk about the leaked script.
Most of this is based off the real Trevorrow script called Duel of the Fates.
What are you talking about... this was the first idea for episode 9
@@kamoel4747 Oh i'm sorry, the movie must exist then and it's not a satire filled video with a bunch of plot holes for something that didn't ever happen. My lord, everyone's always gotta do full dickhead.
@@HT-jj5sx take it easy man, all i am saying is that he didn't came up with this entire story
Boy where is this movie. Sounds so much better.
Michael Kieffer it only sounds better because it’s not the movie you got. You would have felt the same way if we got trevero’s script and JJ’s version leaked.
@@charltonallen7646 Yeah this review is WAY too forgiving of the flaws the Trevorrow script has. I mean, a Rey-Poe romance out of nowhere? There was NOTHING leading up to it. Force ghosts appearing for Sith? So many questions opened up. It just shows for me that the movie is all what you make of it, if you go in wanting to tear it apart, you'll find ways to do it.
Ultimately the Sequels' main flaw was not having a continuous vision throughout the trilogy. That wouldn't change in any universe.
@@charltonallen7646 no dude, we really wouldnt. jj had to salvage the shitshow that was 8, and failed epically with his stupid 'mystery box!' chase style. Trevarro actually took the material he had, and i think the script he wrote is actually good considering what he had to work with. the current 8 and 9 are complete garbage. 7 only get a small pass because on its own, it kinda works and sets up crumbs for stories to lead from. sadly didnt pan out.
“This movie had great fights” dammit why didn’t Rise of Skywalker get that at the very least? We got one meh fight scene and that’s it.
The choreography was somehow worse than TLJ
@@leanmeangreenbeanmachine3347 nah TLJ is still king of worst choreography
@@leanmeangreenbeanmachine3347 Nah, it was the second worst. TLJ takes the cake on being the worst fight in the movies
The Cookie King AMVs I just feel that in these smaller fights the problems are much more noticeable
@@xibalbagrim worst after prequels
I'm thoroughly impressed with how much you committed to this. It's actually kinda scary.
I can't wait for the review of "Joker" staring Jared Leto
Oh god
The title should be "Damaged" and the poster would be Joker's forehead
Such a great movie, gosh I would’ve been scared if Disney fucked this up I mean it’s the conclusion to the Skywalker Saga they can’t mess it up
@jeff kim or fucking horses on space
@Jalen Brown that would have been the end of skywalker saga or even star wars XD
@jeff kim, or making the ultimate hero of the Skywalker Saga a Palpatine.
That last R2 D2 moment was so special, left me crying in the theater
It’s funny I didn’t cry the first time until rewatching the movie, this time it did kinda get me after doing an entire Star Wars marathon.
This video makes me depressed. Wish we got this movie instead.
Satchel How privileged are you, you pathetic loser?
Same
Deckard you tell someone they’re a “pathetic loser” as you go and cry about their comment about a fuckin movie
@@KaneK1234 I think saying that made you pathetic loser #1
Deckard This man is crying
I love how committed he is.
Also little scary
That moment when more pre-production went into Jeremy’s review of a fake movie than went into the entire real sequel trilogy...
Lol yep, I loved it. I think this review was longer than all three sequel reviews combined
I started to forget this wasn’t a real movie.
The question is...how did anyone think this movie wasn't better than the one they actually released? I mean, it is a total no brainer which one is better.
Sprojy yup. I heard someone read through it, and flipped. It sounded soooooo much better. The loss of Carrie Fisher meant that it would need to be rewritten some, but to ditch it so completely... Its a shame.
I don’t think it sounds any better at all.
I don't like this better at all. I think it's interesting, but I definitely prefer what we got
Yeah. The one that got released.
Sprojy but this one did get released
I don’t know what I want more: the Snyder cut or Duel of the Fates
tom devinney screw Snyder
Why not both?
Everything we heard in this movie sounds better than what we got
Same with Snyder's JL. Bigger stakes, more emotional, more development for its characters, a more mythic feel to it, no childish Joss Whedon jokes, no artificially saturated lighting and colors, fucking DARKSEID, and no goddamn CG mustache.
It speaks volumes that many who worked on JL have spoken out that Snyder's film was the one they were proud of, not whatever it was WB cobbled together.
DotF for sure. The DC films were a passing fart that led to a non-deserved team up film.
@@jetsetatrophy67 Disagree, MoS and BvS are among my faves
@@MrImastinker yeah because everybody cry when Superman died in BvS.....oh wait.
They should just reboot the whole damn trilogy
Bruce Wayne no just TRoS should be.
@@Cluver_03 no just throw all the scripts to the fire thanks. dont touch any trilogies aftr this. come up with your own movies.
NSK Videos
Yeah , even if Disney reboots the sequels , they’ll probably fuck it up even more .
Agree...
But the sequels arn't canon
They really should, but now we don't have two of the original three because Harrison Ford will not come back for huge role. Disney had it all. They had the original cast and endless possibilities.....and they pissed it all away. I would still take a reboot with just Mark Hamill and some new characters though. He needs to get redemption for that hack job they put him through.
This movie sounds SO much better than The Rise Of Skywalker. Rey sounds like she could’ve been similar to Galen Marek, Vader’s secret apprentice from The Force Unleashed, where he was able to wield both light and dark side powers. However, she wouldn’t have been a Mary Sue for the sake of it.
Nicholas DiRienzo I know right? I always hated how much of a Mary Sue the canon Rey and also Starkiller are shown to be.
TamBrix22 The funniest part of reading these 2 comments?
Being fine by a generic dude overpowered character but not by a lady, and that has a name.
"No, they’re completely different!"
Nope, you just did that stupid comparison.
al112v5 wait, are you directing that comment at me or the op?
TamBrix22 I said 2 comments and there are only 2 comments here right now where I’m typing these words. So, yes.
And this comes from a pretty big Force Unleashed fan since the first game came out, so.. yep. Anyway, I go back to bed.
He... He literally just called Starkiller a Mary sue too? Did we read a different comment or something?
Attempt to convince Jeremy to review the original Spider-Man films number 15
Everyone MUST thumbs up this mans comment immediately.
Please do it
@@wwe52891 Done👊
Hell yeah
Why the actual frick did we get rise of skywalker instead of this
Because JJ Abrams is more focused on damage control than trying to make something out of The Last Jedi.
Isaiah Highley mostly because The Book of Henry was a flop, people point to The Last Jedi and damage control being the main cause of this film to never materialize but I personally think that Disney kicked out Colin when they saw that 13% on Rotten Tomatoes.
@@VickyToria136 Don't get me wrong, the sequel trilogy was a massive dumpster fire and I will never forgive JJ Abrams for thinking that making these script independently from each other at the same time and, yes, Duel of the Fates won't make it any better, I watched Jenny Nicholson's video on the subject.
It's like people demanding the Snyder's cut. That would be interessting to see but I don't thing it will be better than the theatrical version of Justice League.
It seems we got a Babu Frik. 🤷🏾♂️😣
@SmashStomp Inc i liked TFA it was fun but 9 did suck ass
a huge issue was frankly the fucking fanboys expecting the films to be things there not
Genuinely sad watching this. Sounds so much better than what we got. Kinda bummed out.
I would love to see the ending if JJ done episode 8 too as he had a plan which Johnson messed up.
EsotericShiv You should be bummed out! The last film was ABYSMAL. Star Wars is DEAD!!
@@KaneK1234 no it isn't, a few bad movies doesnt mean star wars is dead
@@lordshadow3822 Except JJ never plan anything for episode 8. I fucking hate when people said this. JJ abram was offered to direct an entire trilogy by Kathleen Kenendy but JJ abram himself declined.
Kathelen Kenedy then do the 3 directors thing where Rian Johnson and JJ abram would work togrther for episode 7 and 8 for smooth transition.
Rian Johnson even famously ask JJ abram who is rey parent which he has no answer. Rian Johnson show JJ the script in which JJ aproved and he shoot it.
So stop making up bullshit.
not gonna lie, i cried a little halfway through this video
I feel Colin Trevorrow's vision was so much better for Episode 9.
MCR123321 Agreed
I have one problem that anakin wasnt in the script
@@zaidiqbal287 Vader was
Zaid Iqbal Thats the one thing that sucks but anakin was named dropped in the script by kylo, still would’ve been better then nothing though.
@@zaidiqbal287 who cares? Why you’d want him in the movie??
Me:How does Jeremy come up with these?
Jeremy : The dark side of the Jahns is a path way to many abilities some consider to be unatural.
"If only, if only, " the woodpecker sighs
"The bark on the trees was as soft as the skies"
As the wolf waits below, hungry and lonely
He cries to the moo-oo-oon, "If only, if only"
I have Zero clue what you're talking about.
Konstantinos Rope-Maker there’s a movie called Holes watch it
@@trysten9198 Hec-tor I have to spell it our for you? Acting like a complete Zeroni bro. Alright enough bad puns, I have seen it honestly.
Konstantinos Rope-Maker damn I missed the pun good one😂
I prefer duel of the fates instead of the rise of Skywalker
@Jackson Marwitz on concept/paper
@Jackson Marwitz The script was released, so...
@Jackson Marwitz Thing is, lots of concepts / fact-fic / rewrites of movies already made seem ALOT better when told like this. Jeremy's take based on the released script sounds way better than the E9 we've got. There's a pretty cool rewrite of the entire trilogy out there by Uniquenameosaurus - also sounds amazing, I'd love that. I also remembered, from a few years ago, BelatedMedia did a whole series of "What if Episode 1/2/3 was good", where he re-imagines the entire plot of these films. And the stories he tells are indeed alot better.
I dont know if there is alot of hindsight use that goes in making these rewrites better than the final product, or if it's production issues that end up messing with the final product or if it's just difficult to execute these visions. So whether these re-imagined versions would actually better on screen, who knows... but they're fun to watch and think about for sure.
Although I like the film, yeah Duel of the Fates is much better TITLE. Badass🤘✌❤😁
@Jackson Marwitz Rise of Skywalker was not broken because of any execution. It was broken from conceptual level. It a movie that try to fit all 3 trilogies into one instead follow up of the Last Jedi. Duel of the Fate is better ending because it actually follow up as a sequel.
Which is funny because sequel suppose to be rey trilogy but RoS never end Rey story but rather Luke so rey is in this weird position that her story have no ending
9:26 he LITERALLY called The Mandalorian having the dark saber 😂😂😂
You’re creating a branch timeline Blue-Jeremy, by saving your universe, you’re dooming ours
My Bookish Addiction sure I am, Abed. Sure I am.
Alien Bacon shut up Leonard, Im just a figment of your creeping dementia!
I love how realistic this review gets. He doesn’t give it 100% positive, making it feel like a real review
He is basing this on a leaked script, that some strong evidence suggest is the real script Trevorrow worked on.
Quarantine got Jeremy going mad. I like it
2 things, mostly just addressing questions you had in the review regarding lore
1. Obi-Wan could do that to Vader, and did, right after Vader struck him down. It was in a comic, though. He like asked him if it was all worth it and called him Anakin and Vader yelled at him to not say that name because Anakin was weak so he had to kill him.
2. Palpatine didn't burn the Jedi Temple to the ground because after he had Vader and all his clone bois clear it out and whatnot, he moved in and made it his own private castle on the surface of Coruscant
Rip Mara Jade. And everything we lost with her
Vk A RIP to Mara Jade, Jaina Solo, Jacen Solo, Siri Tachi, Bastila Shan, and Darth Revan.
@@NerdManReturns Revan's canon I thought?
@@mutahir2002 Almost. They cut him at the last second in the animated Clone Wars.
@@7pop521 one of this sith trooper battalions is named after him. Re- canonized
dude, I love legends as much as anyone. Especially KOTOR. But damn it was a meeeeeeeeeess.
that “alternate” font and that red background on the intro kinda shook me a little
Other dimension Jeremy: Star Wars Duel of the Fates
Me a la Hawkeye from Endgame: Don't give me hope.
I still can't believe Darth Vader was Luke's father all along.
Not as shocking a C3PO being a god
Hey! Spoilers, dude
@@exodustimes4266 Its not as shocking as 'The force is female' shite.
This is not how the force works!!!
@@avanishdutta2658 Not as shocking as flying stormtroopers! They fly now!!
@@exodustimes4266 I would rather stop them in air with force and crush them. I am neither jedi nor sith. I am a warrior.
I believe in some of the “Legends” story lines, Palpatine redesigned the Jedi temple and used it to host lavish parties.
Talk about dancing over the grave of your enemies.
In canon he converts it into the imperial palace, same basic idea.
@@franknfurterfan666 He does that in Legends too I believe. In any case Legends is the best follow up to the OT, not these Disney films. And no I'm not a Disney hater I like everything they've done with Star Wars except the sequels
@@BanesBasement The Imperial Palace and Jedi Temple were separate things in Legends.
@@AzureWind91 My bad, you're right. They were like a block away from each other haha
@@BanesBasement Tbh, I like most of the new stuff. All the comics have been great. The old EU, lets be real, was a mess. It had good stories but there was some god awful shit too and alot of contradictions after 30 years with no creative direction. I think Disney should have had a vision before getting going with the new trilogy, but aside from Rise of Skywalker it was alright, I loved Last Jedi.
I’m so glad this video exists, Duel of the Fates sounds like a great movie
"If they kiss this will be awkward. Oh good they didn't" lol we can only wish
Jermey: watch the dark saber show up in the madalorian... they won’t do that
The mandalorian: hold my beer
It was such bait that they included Duel of the Fates in some of the trailers for TROS, but it was nowhere to be found in the movie lol
So what you’re saying is that there is a universe out there in which this movie exists...? I’ll invent an inter-dimensional wormhole just to see this movie. So what if everyone in that universe has three eyes and an anteater nose, it’s definitely worth it.
Captain Legend but then wouldn’t everyone IN the movie also have 3 eyes and an anteater nose?
Shane Reuter It’s worth it...
Man I was sad watching this ..... I didn’t hate TROS but this seemed so much better. Your ending jabs lmao.
Duel of the Fates makes me hate Rise of Skywalker even more. Sad we’ll never get to see it, probably
"Don't give me hope" - Clint
This made me forget about rise of skywalker for a second. This guy is a good actor.
This sounds so good. I’m actually so sad this isn’t real :(
Well the script for it was real, it was Colin Treverrow's before he was fired.
Okay i didnt hear the start of this video so after i watch the review i started looking up this movie and i was like wtf is he talking about i cant find anything about this movie. Cause i really wanted to see it lol.
No, it doesn’t. It sounds like garbage. Those fans who are remaining have reached a place where they think literally anything else would have been better.
Tim Walden shut up noob it sounds way better
@cloud 735, you poor child. I’m so sorry you think so. Having gone over readings of nearly all the script...it’s not. Written by the guy who brought us Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom. I imagine you also thought paper-thin The Mandalorian was also awesome, didn’t you?
6:04 Preach brother. Mara Jade was my childhood crush and I didn't even see a picture of her until I was like 14, the books were enough. Best female SW lead since Leia. The EU is forever, a company buyout isn't gonna change that.
My man just got me on board for what sounds like one of the coolest Star Wars movies ever and its not even real. That was so freaking captivating, like wow that was a good look into Star Wars
When this movie sounded way better than the actual one
because Jeremy just pointed out the things he liked in the script?
Daniel Fairweather because TRoS is a clusterfuck that builds off of almost nothing before it
@@kaleb749 You described every movie in this trilogy with that sentence:
The Force Awakens: Pretends that the original 6 movies never happened, the Empire never lost, the Jedi never succeded, Luke never lost Anakin's lightsaber, Han never joined the Rebellion, he is a smuggler, the new Republic never happened and failed maybe like the old one, Rey seems to be a hero model that shows you can do anything without training or learning, simply is a strong woman.
The Last Jedi: Pretends that the Rebels 2.0 never had a victory or the upper hand, few hours after, the New Republic is gone after 6 planets destroyed in a very big galaxy, we learned that Luke magically doesn't see hope in turning the dark side back into the light, this follows The Force Awakens's character contradictions of Han Solo and Leia. Lightspeed kamikaze proves that all space battles were pointless and no one before in lore attempted to do the same thing, so more contradictions than answers.
The Rise of Skywalker:
Palpatine magically reveals himself to the galaxy, which contradicts his entire character arc from the prequels, the rest is history.
This isn't even a trilogy, it feels like a fight between creative ideas and no one agrees with something.
Star masterc may I copy this? It explains what is wrong with this trilogy perfectly
@@saricubra2867 Nah, The Last Jedi wasn't on the same level as the other stuff. The Resistance only destroyed the Starkiller Base and we even see that it was being evacuated and Snoke was offworld, so The Last Jedi took it in a fairly natural direction for what is essentially an ANH clone.
The New Republic was centralized, just like the Republic was during early TPM, making the destruction of its center obviously the fall fo it.
Luke doesn't see the point in again attempting to fight the future, which he learns of through Kylo's premonition (and we know from the other 7 premonitions in Star Wars that the future is predetermined in Star Wars).
Lightspeed kamikaze was in TCW. The Malevolence hyperspaces into a moon, causing a massive explosion, and in the episode "Jedi Crash", the Jedi cruiser is docked with a Venator and about to hyperspace inside, which a clone indicates terror that it'll destroy them as "they'll take us with them", which wouldn't make much sense if they just meant they'd hyperspace with them, since there is no way that the hyperspace of the Jedi cruiser woulnd't break the docking mechanisms and crash into the cruiser.
The Last Jedi did damn well with the stupid setup it was given