Dana's getting exposed and roasted by the MMA community for shilling for Jones, powerslap, junk cards... the pressure is building on him and it's basically his job to run damage control and be a scapegoat. On top of that I'm sure Dana's boss is pissed Belal Muhammad is champ now. Ari Emanuel's dad was in Irgun.
Mma community will hate on anything and everyone at some point. Makes them less credible for something legitimate like this because they're always crying about something. Like the boy who cried pimblett didn't apologize to us for the judges getting the decision or fighter x is shit cause he lost a fight.
I mean he's trying. He's saying whoever wins between Jones and Stipe is fighting Aspinall, which is his way of writing off Jones vs Aspinall and stil getting the Aspinall viewers to watch. They'll want to see who Aspinall gets to fight next, when in reality they're both retiring.
Normally I would be excited. But Jon and Stipe are retired fighters, obviously. Tom Aspinall needs to issue an ultimatum (as Brendan Schaub actually eloquently described in his last Thicc Boy rant). Tom needs to go scorched Earth on Jon Jones and Stipe (and also be sure to insult Francis Ngannou) whilst praising the UFC and Dana White. The patient and respectful Tom needs to stop now!
Not only that when GSP fought hendricks and won very close and then retire because of mental and personal problems dana was so angry but when jon did the samd after the reyes fight he was the goat
Jones got DQ'ed for a move that was illegal at the time. That was the correct call at the time, full stop. Changing Jones' record after the fact is complete nonsense.
The Stipe fight was probably part of the negotiations to get Jon back in the cage. Jon probably said I want the easiest match up for the vacant belt then Stipe, give me that and I’ll come back soon as Francis leaves.
This comments 100 percent true, here is whats really going on for those interested Guru is selling his Jon gimmick but whats really happening is Jon and Dana hate each other. They have for many years, Dana's policy for handling jon jones is i quote "show that little f***er how much we dont need him" So how did we get to Jon being HW champ if they hate each other so much? Well obviously Jon is the "GOAT" and can make a case to push for 2 division champ and did but also, Dana let Jon in to fix the division after Ngannou as a necessary evil. Ngannou walked away with the lineal title, having Jon around is only to fix this, that is why the Stipe MU is important because it restores the lineal order. As soon as the Stipe match up is over. Dana will glaze Aspinall so fucking hard itll look like he never cared about Jon at all, this is all about UFC history, restoring the lineal order.
Dana's boss Ari Emanuel is likely a hardline Zionist. His dad was in a terror org called Irgun that took Palestinian land by force during WW2. That group is mostly known for attacks on civilians populations in Palestine and terror attacks on the British as well. The leaders of that org went on to become the political leaders and basically founding fathers of Israel. That's probably the main reason they don't want Belal as champ.
It was not his bday party tho, it was an official press conference and he was there as a CEO of a co, not as a bday boy, your true argument is naive at best.
Tell you who the best lover is.... Jon Jones. You should get him to love you. He's the best of all time at loving. You put love and apathy in a room together and only one man walks out... Jon Jones.
If the rule was no 12/6 elbows, then Jon broke the rules at that time. That’s like saying I got a speeding ticket on a highway when the limit was 55, 20 years later it goes up to 65 so I want my ticket revoked! So stupid
If he's a brand promoter why isn't he scheduling aspinall and Jones immediately? Aspinall is young and the heavyweight division needs some attention. Aspinall destroying Jones gives that division a ton of attention.
@bigchedds8389 no. Wrong. It devalues jon jones. And if you hadn't noticed. Dana has been calling jones the greatest. Pfp no1 etc. The reason why he is doing that. Is because he needs the world to believe that UFC have the baddest man on the planet. Because of Ngannou leaving. Dana actually hates jones. It's been proven in leaked messages. UFC need to be able to claim they have the best. Ngannoo leaving and Tom embarrassing jones doesn't not help that cause.
The lawsuit was filed initially in 2014, by a bunch of very, very non-winning fighters from the old era. Later it was revised to include 2010 to 2017 fighters. There has been 10 years of litigation and then finally everyone agreed that instead of billions of dollars, the fighters would accept a class action payout of $335 million, but now, apparently in the last couple days, a judge has refused the settlement and so they have to continue more litigation, and it could end up costing the UFC billions.
Crazy guru is able to have this much influence with just a webcam and a room. Wild but awesome , very inspirational to wheelchair bound people all around the world
@@gregoryl.levitre9759tf you on about? Are you implying he sucked off the CEO of google? He got to this level by being consistent with just a basic webcam
Dana's policy for handling jon jones is i quote "show that little f***er how much we dont need him" Tom winning means he has to pay Jon or Jon just pulls a Ngannou, hes pissed. Jon just won. And were talking ALOT of money. First hes paying Jon to beat Stipe to restore lineal order, then he has to pay him to fight Tom to keep the lineal order.
Doesn't matter if they reversed the 12-6 elbow rule now. It was ILLEGAL when Jon used them! You don't just go back and modify records now.. why tf is that conversation even being entertained?😂
He can afford to offer 1 billion. 330 mill is still peanuts for this guy. At 1 billion no court would reject lol I imagine. And 1bill would still be less than what he would need to pay out to mark hunt and hundreds of other fighters and contract changes etc
@@alessandrofriche True story bro. When him and Alistair came over from Pride or Deam or whatever they were on serious bank and they stayed on serious bank. Do some research on what Hunto made for that sham of a performance against Justin Willis. It will blow your mind. One more thing, back then most commissions released fight purses. It's all documented.
Also relevant is that Mazagati is in the Apex as a commission member during most events. He’s there, on camera, nearly every time. Not fired or deemed incompetent, he’s been working UFC cards this whole time
Check out behind the cage in the Belal-Leon fight. By some luck, Dana, Hunter and even Ari Emanuel happen to be in the shot for all the big moments. Round two's headshot DENT, right behind Belal you see Dana & Hunter as if they're attending a funeral of their dearest family member. Round 4 you see Ari Emanuel (we all know what he is and does) throw his headphones away and walk off the arena. At the end of Round 5 you see bully raise both his arms and behind him, you guessed it! Hunter looking at Dana with condolences in his stare.
for a belal leon fight it was pretty exciting, dunno what they expected putting 2 decision fighters on at 5:30am, especially when u had a hw title fight before it
I think whats going on, is Dana paid Jon to come back to try and fix the mess of losing Francis as the lineal champ. Now, with Jon’s retirement looming, the UFC are desperate to get a final cash out from his name value, hence the mega glazing going on in recent months.
@@williamholmes1818 I feel ya. Ain’t no way I’m paying to watch a 40+ year old Stipe fight Jones. Especially knowing they’re both likely to retire afterward.
Tom needs to physically start a fake staged altercation where he knocks over half of stage posters and falls over into the crowd with Jon Jones while all the cameras are rolling. He needs to go full scorched Earth the way that Daniel Cormier did to win his title shot with Jon Jones. Seeing Tom rejected by the UFC, despite having an official interim title, is one of the worst things I've ever seen.
@@LeoJr_dude said when a person goes through puberty they become old enough to have sex with and marry. Some girls get their periods as early as nine years old… man’s a menace
The crazy thing is no one is saying Jones isn't the LHW Goat. Or downplaying his record. But the Newbie casuals don't know that Jones has only fought once at Heavyweight and Aspinalls starched 7 of the top 10 and 4 of the top 5. 14 1st round stoppages. Aside from when he screwed his acl, undefeated in the UFC. EPO clean. Family man. Good dude. And he ISNT PROMOTING HIM!!
Aspinal is too big to be considered a mike tyson of anything. Mike was one of the smallest heavyweight boxers of his era, he wasnt a big man. Im honestly dumbfounded how you could make this comparison.
He will AFTER Jon is gone. Their trying to squeeze as much as they can from Jon’s name before he retires. Jon will not fight Tom 98% sure, he’s looking for the easy fights .
11:40 This point should be talked about more at. He clearly has no respect for the UK fans if he’s making local cards over there past midnight. This boggles my mind.
I see ppl complain about the time of the card but still filled the seats to the fullest... just showed the ufc that they can hold the event at whatever time they want to in the uk and these guys would still show up in droves. Thanks to them, we wil never get a normal time card in the uk
@@johnlocke4715 walked down for like two second and only dumped him in his head to lay and pray for the rest of the 24:30 seconds of the whole fight.......
This isn't the old Dana. This is just how he treats fighters who won't sell. If Izzy or Jones had a similar performance even now he wouldn't react like that
@@nimmha6708 I just think it’s funny people think they can dictate what someone should do, John owes the sport nothing, to many people look at issues from a surface level
@@nimmha6708 Dana’s holding up the division lol he could easily make it happen, maybe they both know Tom would win and Dana wants that legend to always talk about but once a fight makes to much money it’s all they think about
@@kmatheson4 Yes might be fully correct.. But I still believe, that if Jon said he wants Aspinall, Dana woud make it happen. The only issue I have in this whole thing, is that Jones is going to retire after fighting Stipe. Which is a bad joke.. Yes fight Stipe, but don't if you won't fight Aspinall and Ngannou after.. he knows that's the fights the world wants to see from him. These also include way more money for the UFC than Stipe vs Jones.
Jones and Stipe are both retiring after their next fight, which delegitimizes the belt, on top of the Jones is fighting for the belt against someone who got knocked out cold four years ago and has been completely inactive since. That is why this is a touchy subject for dana, he's trying to sell this illusion of Jon Jones vs Stipe like this fight is happening in 2019.
Best case scenario, Aspinall is back up, stipe vs Jones fight week is here and something happens where stipe is unable to fight last minute and Aspinall steps in
YOU KNOW IT! Probably say we want you to fight in 5 weeks (or something crazy like that)vs who they think is the worst match up for him and if you refuse we’re stripping you.They want that boy out ASAP!
The last 5 minutes was Dana White in RARE form. He really hit us with the Classics.
Are you gonna make a vid on SNEAKO piggy?
Have you just streamed? You are neglecting your members again
@@Waterinariverhe doesn’t have to address that scum but he can too it would be funny
Go live 🐷🐷
You have to work at night you have to change your sleep patterns.
This whole Aspinall thing is really screwing up Dana's glazing of Jones
Dana's getting exposed and roasted by the MMA community for shilling for Jones, powerslap, junk cards... the pressure is building on him and it's basically his job to run damage control and be a scapegoat. On top of that I'm sure Dana's boss is pissed Belal Muhammad is champ now. Ari Emanuel's dad was in Irgun.
@@chrishayes5755I’ve been watching ufc for about seven years and this has by far been the messiest and hardest to watch year of the ufc I’ve ever seen
You can see it in his eyes too.
Mma community will hate on anything and everyone at some point. Makes them less credible for something legitimate like this because they're always crying about something. Like the boy who cried pimblett didn't apologize to us for the judges getting the decision or fighter x is shit cause he lost a fight.
It's so weird. Business wise, why doesn't Dana try to cash in on Aspinall and push him as the next big thing? For the next years.
In about 6 weeks, Guru's video frame will be 100% hair and face.
That’s the only way I like it.
And insecurity.
His face is blindingly white. I have to turn down the brightness on the TV!
guy needs to comb his hair over his face and style it so just his eyeballs and mouth are exposed, then do a video as if everything is normal.
No face all hair
he is angry he can't control the ufc narrative
jones gave dana white stockholm syndrome
I mean he's trying. He's saying whoever wins between Jones and Stipe is fighting Aspinall, which is his way of writing off Jones vs Aspinall and stil getting the Aspinall viewers to watch. They'll want to see who Aspinall gets to fight next, when in reality they're both retiring.
"should´ve gotten into pro wrestling". How fucking lame do you have to be to hate your job when you´re president of the Ultimate Fighting Championship
Normally I would be excited. But Jon and Stipe are retired fighters, obviously. Tom Aspinall needs to issue an ultimatum (as Brendan Schaub actually eloquently described in his last Thicc Boy rant). Tom needs to go scorched Earth on Jon Jones and Stipe (and also be sure to insult Francis Ngannou) whilst praising the UFC and Dana White. The patient and respectful Tom needs to stop now!
@@merovingianv3462more like
Cockholm syndrome
"Nobody fought with urgency."
-Dana
*Tom Aspinall TKOing Blaydes in one round erased from existence.* 💥
One minute*
That's to be expected from Tom with or without a bonus on the line.
The other fighters who asked for 100k bonuses didn't fight like they wanted it.
@@dsan17 cope
@dsan17 yeah Tom's fights pretty much all end like that
It’s funny how when GSP won the MW title and retired straight after Dana was furious and disgusted, yet he is quite happy for Jon to do it
Great point. People forget. We know for sure Dana will glaze Jones even if he retires on the spot.
@@neonmoon9205people forget man
Not only that when GSP fought hendricks and won very close and then retire because of mental and personal problems dana was so angry but when jon did the samd after the reyes fight he was the goat
It's something about the welterweight class. He's always had an issue with it, and it's fighters/ champions
To be fair jones has been nothing but a huge headache his whole career. Id be done as well
"there's literally a twinkle in his eye as he talks about withholding money from UFC fighters" that fucking SENT me lol
😂 keep the money dana!
Daddy needs new shoes 👞 👟
@HighScroLLa he needs the money to impress teenage streamers with cash birthday presents.
@@i.870and not pay for health care in a sport that heavily damages your health the most out of any sport
@@tylerroberts8306he said he spends millions with stem cell research instead of giving his fighters health insurance
Jones got DQ'ed for a move that was illegal at the time. That was the correct call at the time, full stop. Changing Jones' record after the fact is complete nonsense.
You could say all knock outs are now illegal and then go back and change every fight ever. It's ridiculous
They should take away all of Jon's "victories" via fingernail eye pokes also 😂😂😂
Give yan his belt back
Saying full stop is so gay lol
@@MrDdeded What Yan did would still be illegal under the new rules.
Maybe Dana's frustrated jones aint tapping that anymore and is trying his best to rekindle what they had
damn you're funny asf! you won the internet today good sir ;p hahahaha
He wants jones up in his dana white ass
@@fn966relax jon it's a joke even if it's true
@@fn966kudos to you sir
True story
Dana is behaving like Jones vs Stipe is gonna do 10 million PPV buys.
The Stipe fight was probably part of the negotiations to get Jon back in the cage. Jon probably said I want the easiest match up for the vacant belt then Stipe, give me that and I’ll come back soon as Francis leaves.
It’s gonna be hilarious when it does 300 and is a boring decision
It will, Dana will buy 9 million ppvs by himself just to prove us wrong😂
@@Chris-df1zr will be hilarious if Stipe ends up outlcassing him
Francis vs boner Jones might do 10 million ppv. That's what this is about man.
UFC 304 was horrible for Dana:
-aspinall winning easily easing for Jones Q's
- Belal won
- Belal mentioning Palestine
- not many finishes
Dana still salty that Ngannou played his arse and ran away with the heavy weigh prestige.
This comments 100 percent true, here is whats really going on for those interested
Guru is selling his Jon gimmick but whats really happening is Jon and Dana hate each other. They have for many years, Dana's policy for handling jon jones is i quote "show that little f***er how much we dont need him"
So how did we get to Jon being HW champ if they hate each other so much? Well obviously Jon is the "GOAT" and can make a case to push for 2 division champ and did but also, Dana let Jon in to fix the division after Ngannou as a necessary evil. Ngannou walked away with the lineal title, having Jon around is only to fix this, that is why the Stipe MU is important because it restores the lineal order. As soon as the Stipe match up is over. Dana will glaze Aspinall so fucking hard itll look like he never cared about Jon at all, this is all about UFC history, restoring the lineal order.
Even as a certified N'Gannou hater it would have been so funny if Francis beat AJ,Fury, Usyk.
@@shadow_realm47 That might actually of killed Dana White lol.
@@OnMicMMA could you imagine Dana getting progressively worse :P
@@OnMicMMAWell said, but you forgot one thing ☝️ Jones is gay.
Dana sounds like he lost the bonus money for the rest of the year betting on Edwards 🤣
I kno I did
Dana's boss Ari Emanuel is likely a hardline Zionist. His dad was in a terror org called Irgun that took Palestinian land by force during WW2. That group is mostly known for attacks on civilians populations in Palestine and terror attacks on the British as well. The leaders of that org went on to become the political leaders and basically founding fathers of Israel.
That's probably the main reason they don't want Belal as champ.
@@ArtificialDreamsADdid you think Colby was that much better than belal?
@@rustyshackleford4958 I knew in my soul not to do it.
Belal fan boys stand up! It'll be tough since they've been in the woodwork for so long
He was mad because it was his Birthday and Not One reporter acknoledged it. As minor as this is. Its the truth
Yea so many of the American Zionist reporters always suck him off and ask personal questions lol
No one gives AF about him, why is he surprised 😂
It was not his bday party tho, it was an official press conference and he was there as a CEO of a co, not as a bday boy, your true argument is naive at best.
@Mojorising1328 same way he doesn't care what we say lmao goes both ways.
@@dannychief88
He clearly does care. That's why he takes PED's and still acts like a brat that's still in HS 🤡🤡🤡
How tf can you overturn a loss from 20 years ago when it was the rule at the time?
Because the ufc is a joke and is completely meaningless
I think it’s very poetic Jon’s only loss is from 12-6 elbows. He lost cause he was doing something illegal, just like in his regular life 😂
How is it not a loss if you get caught using PEDs?
Only OFFICIAL loss, never let it be forgotten that Reyes beat him and got robbed
He has the record for illegal moves inside and outside the cage.
@@Rutley7 😭
@@obadiahmane do you mean cry some more. Ok then..
No point talking to childish people.
Dana in his kingpin era
Dude never left it.
Kingpin Dana was 2021 Dana, where he was buffer than Ngannou.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@TheStraightestWhitestfatter that mark hunt*
“Mma guru was never my friend. “ Dana White. 2024
I wish somebody loved me as much as Dana white loves Jon jones.
U'll need vaseline
@@Dennis-McTatten Nah - No Vaseline
ruclips.net/video/e5QTpbxWk7k/видео.htmlsi=S5RxjpKAfBxn2YDT
Tell you who the best lover is.... Jon Jones. You should get him to love you. He's the best of all time at loving. You put love and apathy in a room together and only one man walks out... Jon Jones.
i love you that way
You'll be blissfully on cloud 9 & booking airline 🛫✈️ flights every other month
This is so weird. Dana used to hate Jones. Something happened. The way he just started glazing Jones lately is so strange.
Francis started this
He knows his HW division is in shambles now
It wouldn't be in shambles if he just let Aspinall hace a crack at Jones so Aspinall can rule the division for a long time.@@treadstoned9915
Money, duh. That's how there is no coverage on all the bullshit Jon gets into. It's the same thing with Conor, these two pay the UFC to stay relevant
He still does on a personal level but it’s business, they want to capitalize on his last couple fights.
If the rule was no 12/6 elbows, then Jon broke the rules at that time. That’s like saying I got a speeding ticket on a highway when the limit was 55, 20 years later it goes up to 65 so I want my ticket revoked! So stupid
Exactly
Jon very clearly threw 11:59-5:59 elbows, not 12-6 elbows. Lol
Lmao
Nö
🤣🤣🤣
If Jons 12-6 Elbow gets overturned then I believe Petr Yan is still bantamweight champ rn
You didn't read the rule changes did you lil bro
@@Craonster it’s a joke “lil bro”. You’re defo a butt scooting floor cuddler
Was the hand down or knee for aljo?
Jones tko’d hammill like 45 seconds before the 12/6 elbow landed. He threw one illegal strike in a 100 strike flurry
What Yan did would still be illegal under the new rules.
Dana white is not a sport promoter.
He is not a fighter promoter.
He is a UFC brand promoter.
Thank you Sherlock.
Go make own company and be sports promoter
@@imma5761 wat
If he's a brand promoter why isn't he scheduling aspinall and Jones immediately?
Aspinall is young and the heavyweight division needs some attention. Aspinall destroying Jones gives that division a ton of attention.
@bigchedds8389 no. Wrong. It devalues jon jones. And if you hadn't noticed. Dana has been calling jones the greatest. Pfp no1 etc. The reason why he is doing that. Is because he needs the world to believe that UFC have the baddest man on the planet.
Because of Ngannou leaving.
Dana actually hates jones. It's been proven in leaked messages.
UFC need to be able to claim they have the best. Ngannoo leaving and Tom embarrassing jones doesn't not help that cause.
Dana acting like Jones has won more than one heavyweight fight is hilarious. Dude is a goddamn maniac with this Jones shit. Glazing so hard
Aka meat riding
Bruv wtf Bones 🩻 has had Only One (1) Ever Heavyweight fight 🤦🏽♂️
This is the guru I love to see, funny, light hearted, believable takes
Dana was a mess after 304. Just shitting all over the fighters and ignoring his own faults regarding the fight time
U new to watching dana? 🤣
So in other words, Dana was being Dana.
Lowkey the real reason Dana is so heated is the judge denied the +$300 million settlement in regards to trust law/fighter pay.
He should've offered 600mill the cheapbicsch
@@PiglipsMaximussee I was thinking like 650 mil would’ve been that judges starting price 😂
👌
Thank god
The lawsuit was filed initially in 2014, by a bunch of very, very non-winning fighters from the old era. Later it was revised to include 2010 to 2017 fighters. There has been 10 years of litigation and then finally everyone agreed that instead of billions of dollars, the fighters would accept a class action payout of $335 million, but now, apparently in the last couple days, a judge has refused the settlement and so they have to continue more litigation, and it could end up costing the UFC billions.
Crazy guru is able to have this much influence with just a webcam and a room. Wild but awesome , very inspirational to wheelchair bound people all around the world
At our home we have cut out big circles that fit on the spokes of our wheelchairs, circles with Gurus face on.
Bro singlehandedly destroyed Jones entire career.
You're very naive (or ignorant of how YT works) if you think that's how he got to this level on RUclips.
@@gregoryl.levitre9759tf you on about? Are you implying he sucked off the CEO of google? He got to this level by being consistent with just a basic webcam
@@gregoryl.levitre9759he doesn’t have a $50,000 camera or a studio
I’m completely convinced Jones’s and Dana have a secret tape together
As an American, my favorite thing from this channel absolutely is gurus American accent 😂 absolutely top tier. Well done
Guru is gold in this vid. So accurately pointing out Dana exposing himself and his maximum level of douchebagery.
😂😆😂😆 Douchebaggery
Dana talking about ‘big shoes to fill’ when he reminisces about Jon Jones _shoe size_ with a wry smile.
Dana knows jon has big shoes because he licks them.
Wry. Rye is a bread.
@@mcgot2good hahah thanks
I think a lot of his anger is stemming from what's going on in the antitrust lawsuit
Dana's policy for handling jon jones is i quote "show that little f***er how much we dont need him"
Tom winning means he has to pay Jon or Jon just pulls a Ngannou, hes pissed. Jon just won. And were talking ALOT of money. First hes paying Jon to beat Stipe to restore lineal order, then he has to pay him to fight Tom to keep the lineal order.
Political hit job bc he’s friends with trump
I bet you're right.
I'm 100% convinced that Dana is some sort of sociopath or psychopath.
Doesn't matter if they reversed the 12-6 elbow rule now. It was ILLEGAL when Jon used them! You don't just go back and modify records now.. why tf is that conversation even being entertained?😂
Izzy was ruined when the dog vid came out, when the goat videos come out Bilal is finished too
Nah bro, his fan base will love it
To be the goat you gotta beat the goat
@@guachingman beat the goat off
Izzys fanbase paint their nails, watch anime and all suck the hairy little doggy lipsticks. BOTCHED
😂😂😂@@Dennis-McTatten
Probably pissed about that 330 million dollar settlement that got rejected.
^^ This ! 💯
He can afford to offer 1 billion. 330 mill is still peanuts for this guy. At 1 billion no court would reject lol I imagine. And 1bill would still be less than what he would need to pay out to mark hunt and hundreds of other fighters and contract changes etc
Chump change.
@@xwhite2020mark hunt 800k when he got in UFC??? NEVER!!!!! I doubt he even got that money on the Brock Lesnar fight
@@alessandrofriche True story bro. When him and Alistair came over from Pride or Deam or whatever they were on serious bank and they stayed on serious bank. Do some research on what Hunto made for that sham of a performance against Justin Willis. It will blow your mind. One more thing, back then most commissions released fight purses. It's all documented.
He's sleeping with Jon. Hundred percent
Jones is splitting those cheeks.
Two frustrated wife beaters finding solace in each other's arms/arse
I think it's as simple as he wants an American fighter to go down as goat, dagestanis are just pawns to get oil money and he's always hated Brazilians
Belal Muhammad really brought out the most; Fuming, Pink, Dismissive, Delusionlal version of Dana we've ever seen
He's terrified of anything that could potentially lead to jones, it's fucking embarrassing
If your feeling down just remember that muhammad mokeav got cut
☺️
🎉🎉🎉
YAYYY
Bro it works, I’ve been sick lately but morale is high because we won’t see that inbred again. ☺️☺️
Dont let this distract from the fact that Belal is actually a deep sea creature that got brought to the surface to fast 🐡
😂😂😂😂
that whiny voice
Dont let it distract you from the fact that he snuck onto Earth
How long is he fasting?
During Ramadan?
Also relevant is that Mazagati is in the Apex as a commission member during most events. He’s there, on camera, nearly every time. Not fired or deemed incompetent, he’s been working UFC cards this whole time
DANA IS DAMAGING THE SPORT, HE NEEDS TO GO
The ultimate tournament:
Jones vs Ngannou
Aspinall vs Pereira
Brilliant!!!!
Jones vs Ngannou is too late now, same with Jones vs Miocic
The “P Word Thing” with the reporter trying to instigate Dana was the cherry on top to Dana’s worst night since UFC 282.
That's when flags started to get banned but nobody prevented Israeli fighters or that Brazilian clown from waving the Israeli flag in the walk out.
Paddy definitely earned his bonus. That submission was nasty
Not 200k worth should’ve given that to Tom
But Tom's wasn't 😂
Bobby "imma striker" green shoots for takedown on paddy is wild. That was rigged
Don’t like the guy but I agree But Tom should have gotten a bonus too. I wasn’t aware he didn’t get one that’s crazy.
@@deadtreebarkHe got kicked and tripped.
I see Hagrid, I click
Check out behind the cage in the Belal-Leon fight. By some luck, Dana, Hunter and even Ari Emanuel happen to be in the shot for all the big moments. Round two's headshot DENT, right behind Belal you see Dana & Hunter as if they're attending a funeral of their dearest family member. Round 4 you see Ari Emanuel (we all know what he is and does) throw his headphones away and walk off the arena. At the end of Round 5 you see bully raise both his arms and behind him, you guessed it! Hunter looking at Dana with condolences in his stare.
for a belal leon fight it was pretty exciting, dunno what they expected putting 2 decision fighters on at 5:30am, especially when u had a hw title fight before it
Omg we need clips of this 😂
The cabal of satanists would rather see a nuclear winter in Palestine then a flag in their arena
Why would Dana keep downplaying his guys that actually fight in favor of a terrible person who rarely fights.
I think whats going on, is Dana paid Jon to come back to try and fix the mess of losing Francis as the lineal champ. Now, with Jon’s retirement looming, the UFC are desperate to get a final cash out from his name value, hence the mega glazing going on in recent months.
@@piedriver9965 it’s probably backfiring in that case then cause he’s just pissibg everyone off. I’m thinking of skipping Jon vs stipe.
@@williamholmes1818 I feel ya. Ain’t no way I’m paying to watch a 40+ year old Stipe fight Jones. Especially knowing they’re both likely to retire afterward.
Tom needs to be in the Octagon when Jon retires like a coward in front of him..
Great Idea!
Tom needs to physically start a fake staged altercation where he knocks over half of stage posters and falls over into the crowd with Jon Jones while all the cameras are rolling. He needs to go full scorched Earth the way that Daniel Cormier did to win his title shot with Jon Jones. Seeing Tom rejected by the UFC, despite having an official interim title, is one of the worst things I've ever seen.
@@starseeddeluxe would be awesome to see Tom shove him back on his arse
Who is more dangerous Jon Jones with his wife or Sneako at an all male preschool?
Sneako at a preschool for sure. Those kids better hope he doesnt think that they are mature!
Whats happened with sneako?
@@LeoJr_Defends child marriage basically
@@LeoJr_dude said when a person goes through puberty they become old enough to have sex with and marry. Some girls get their periods as early as nine years old… man’s a menace
@@LeoJr_ he became a Muslim and now he’s a child marriage advocate
Guru literally is cartman from the youtube south park episode lol.
Dana is angry he hasn’t been able to throw 12-6 ass on Jon Jones pork sword in a minute. Poor guy😢
12-6 ass 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Stipe vs jon jones is like an old school Bellator fight.
Aspinall is the Mike Tyson of UFC and Dana doesnt promote him enough
He instead takes every single opportunity imaginable to glaze Jones who isn't even active🤦♂
The crazy thing is no one is saying Jones isn't the LHW Goat. Or downplaying his record. But the Newbie casuals don't know that Jones has only fought once at Heavyweight and Aspinalls starched 7 of the top 10 and 4 of the top 5. 14 1st round stoppages. Aside from when he screwed his acl, undefeated in the UFC. EPO clean. Family man. Good dude.
And he ISNT PROMOTING HIM!!
So he will rap3, go to prison and be broke?
Aspinal is too big to be considered a mike tyson of anything. Mike was one of the smallest heavyweight boxers of his era, he wasnt a big man. Im honestly dumbfounded how you could make this comparison.
He will AFTER Jon is gone. Their trying to squeeze as much as they can from Jon’s name before he retires. Jon will not fight Tom 98% sure, he’s looking for the easy fights .
Videos like this make me wish we could have a guru vs Dana debate
Imagine Jon Jones demanding a $500k bonus, and Dana just accepts it right away😂
Just binging all these uploads as a recent subscriber 😂
I literally cry from laughter 😂😂😂😂
Tom Aspinal and paddy had awesome, early finishes and Dana's still saying the card was boring
It was boring........
The last 5 minutes were hillarius 10/10 piggy comedy
You had me at. Pookie-bear 😂🤣😂🤣 I lost my shit hahaaha
😂😂😂
Cocaine bear
Mazzagatti isn't incompetent for calling the 12-6 elbows, he's incompetent for not stopping the fight 5-10 strikes before the 12-6 elbows.
hit the nail on the head
11:40 This point should be talked about more at. He clearly has no respect for the UK fans if he’s making local cards over there past midnight. This boggles my mind.
Guru is morphing into Beethoven the dog 💀💀
Except Guru can't roll over!
The Dana Palestine question was soooo funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"hes about to cut cody brundage after that one"😭😭😭
media should team up and only ask jones questions until dana cooms live on stage
And Ariel Helwani will be the team leader 😂
Thanks bro for being fun n being a sport n letting us talk shit without blocking us so kudoes my friend
I see ppl complain about the time of the card but still filled the seats to the fullest... just showed the ufc that they can hold the event at whatever time they want to in the uk and these guys would still show up in droves. Thanks to them, we wil never get a normal time card in the uk
Dana just got told about the lawsuit settlement failure before going on stage
Dana is pissed because belal is a champion. His world is upside down.
Yeah
Nah this is about Jon Jones being rawdogged by Aspinall.
He's scared for aspinal
How did i never found your channel i´m all day on youtube watching ufc, you are hilarious man already watched 10+hours in 2 days
Belal performance was actually impressive. I was shocked by it
Shocked by how boring it was??? Or.....
@@talldreamyopposum he walked down an elite striker then dunked him on his head. it was impressive even if ur little pea brain cannot comprehend it
@@johnlocke4715 walked down for like two second and only dumped him in his head to lay and pray for the rest of the 24:30 seconds of the whole fight.......
@@talldreamyopposum call specsavers and get yourself a two for one special
@@talldreamyopposum He was getting manhandled lol just move onto Golf little guy
You are saving this sport, my friend
He knows we love it. The man is the IRL Kingpin.
This isn't the old Dana. This is just how he treats fighters who won't sell. If Izzy or Jones had a similar performance even now he wouldn't react like that
The joy John is going to get retiring before fighting Tom and causing everyone to freak out is going to be entertaining
So you like drama and boulevard over the actual fights.. hilarious
@@nimmha6708 I just think it’s funny people think they can dictate what someone should do, John owes the sport nothing, to many people look at issues from a surface level
@@kmatheson4 It's not about Jon owing it to anyone like Aspinall, UFC, the fans, MMA
.. it's about him holding up the division.
@@nimmha6708 Dana’s holding up the division lol he could easily make it happen, maybe they both know Tom would win and Dana wants that legend to always talk about but once a fight makes to much money it’s all they think about
@@kmatheson4 Yes might be fully correct.. But I still believe, that if Jon said he wants Aspinall, Dana woud make it happen.
The only issue I have in this whole thing, is that Jones is going to retire after fighting Stipe. Which is a bad joke.. Yes fight Stipe, but don't if you won't fight Aspinall and Ngannou after.. he knows that's the fights the world wants to see from him. These also include way more money for the UFC than Stipe vs Jones.
hahahaha dude, you should be an actor. your face when he brings up jon jones is priceless. excellent setup, excellent delivery. well done.
I can't tell if Guru's frame just gets closer and closer to his face, or if piggy just keeps thiccmaxxing.
Guru always cooking in the shed
Jones and Stipe are both retiring after their next fight, which delegitimizes the belt, on top of the Jones is fighting for the belt against someone who got knocked out cold four years ago and has been completely inactive since.
That is why this is a touchy subject for dana, he's trying to sell this illusion of Jon Jones vs Stipe like this fight is happening in 2019.
Amazing! This was so on point and so funny! Thank you for being the GURU GOAT!
Best case scenario, Aspinall is back up, stipe vs Jones fight week is here and something happens where stipe is unable to fight last minute and Aspinall steps in
Belal is making everyone mad even Volk turned heel against Belal 😂
It's so hilarious 😆
@@robthevampireslayer3211 volk wants to be a double champion it makes sense
This was a perfect opportunity to bring the red eye thumbnail back
Every time Dana thinks about Jon Jones, his pants get tighter
ngl i love your content Guru. your temperament is infectious, we’re so alike in the way we don’t accept any bullsh*t. you keep it real 🤝🏾 💯
At this point I think the problem is Dana and company don’t want to have a superstar so big that it puts a dent in their wallet.
Thanks for posting this video mr piggy
Mr Pigger
If Tom doesnt fight jones soon I have no faith left in humanity
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Unfortunately he’s gonna try and do Belal so dirty after he beat leon😂
Good. Give him shavkat rn
YOU KNOW IT! Probably say we want you to fight in 5 weeks (or something crazy like that)vs who they think is the worst match up for him and if you refuse we’re stripping you.They want that boy out ASAP!
He should pay them more instead of giving bigger bonuses.
no upping bonuses while betting 500k a hand in blackjack
👂🏼 🗣️ 😂😆😂😆😂😆😂😆
The deaf Dana impression is on point😂
Dana acting like a little kid in the backseat after not getting the toy he wanted at the shop
GURU KEEP THE DANA CONTENT COMING 🤣🤣💯 TOP TIER
A lot of really good points made by the Guru once again🙌🏼 Keep em coming piggy
I don't care what anyone says, he's so bitchy about Jones lately because they're lovers!