Zombieland Rule # 1 - Cardio

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  • Опубликовано: 25 дек 2024

Комментарии • 104

  • @ashstan100
    @ashstan100 11 лет назад +8

    infected can run. walkers (eaten people) can only hobble

  • @thelegendofanything
    @thelegendofanything 14 лет назад +4

    i begged my friend to let us watch this b/c i'd never seen it before and about died of laughter haha i luv the gas station scene. lol i still can't believe he dropped the keys, turns and runs around again, then figures out the doors unlocked already, omg talk about halarious xD.

  • @Macready9
    @Macready9 Год назад +1

    That first rule is precious.
    James 2:8

  • @cypresspuz
    @cypresspuz 13 лет назад

    Best zombie movie ever.

  • @drixgravador8928
    @drixgravador8928 12 лет назад +8

    Funniest zombie move ever!

  • @alphabladelm2011
    @alphabladelm2011 13 лет назад

    6 people got smashed by falling pianos

  • @DemonKingMMA
    @DemonKingMMA 13 лет назад

    6 people haven't been using the treadmill.

  • @SabrinaLovesYou13
    @SabrinaLovesYou13 13 лет назад

    remember that saying "youre my best friend but if zombies were chasing us, id trip you".......

  • @vilekid
    @vilekid 14 лет назад

    I LOVE THIS MOVIE SOOOO MUCH

  • @mannyperez6096
    @mannyperez6096 2 года назад

    Rule number 409 never unleashed the virus from laboratory and even creating virus itself

  • @Kaloth_kouhai
    @Kaloth_kouhai 13 лет назад

    Amazing movie just a fantstic film

  • @FallenFallRider
    @FallenFallRider 14 лет назад

    awesome movie

  • @ItsTylerMarie
    @ItsTylerMarie 14 лет назад

    haha i love this movie xD it's great.
    never would i have thought that zombie slaying would be so funny.

  • @jacobandjakob1
    @jacobandjakob1 15 лет назад

    im a snorlax wait are there zombies eating me who cares-goes to sleep-

  • @xsexygirl911x
    @xsexygirl911x 15 лет назад

    lol I love this part!

  • @TheLive310
    @TheLive310 12 лет назад

    what was the name of the song at 0:14 please reply back someone thank you

  • @willkillyoulast
    @willkillyoulast 14 лет назад

    @XxxMkdBoyXxx So did I, ha ha.
    The directors did good there. Built his character so we loved him, showed him risking his life for the only three people he may ever have felt compassion for since the death of his son, and we thought he'd die, thought he'd go out swinging.
    He didn't die.
    But, damn, did he swing.
    Roll on Zombieland 2, eh?

  • @Geekiweekly
    @Geekiweekly 13 лет назад

    Mute this video and play "Scatmans world" its so much funnier!

  • @Pasemak
    @Pasemak 13 лет назад

    i used to have a cardio like that, but them i took a arrow in the knes...

  • @fohawk871
    @fohawk871 13 лет назад

    Shaun of the dead = Zombieland because they both have a different approach to the zombies & diiferent characters/settings

  • @MozzyNE
    @MozzyNE 14 лет назад

    LMAO xD nice one. I gave you an actual thumbs up cause I know where that came from ;D

  • @ZaCoMiZeR
    @ZaCoMiZeR 13 лет назад

    Epic Old Woman At Beginning :O

  • @15ghostrider
    @15ghostrider 15 лет назад

    0:08 that guy is going get pwned

  • @math0811
    @math0811 14 лет назад

    6 Zombies died while making this shortfilm ...

  • @SpartanUnDead
    @SpartanUnDead 13 лет назад

    @XarcZai Limber up is the one I always use before go out.
    You never know....

  • @iNvictaStudios
    @iNvictaStudios 14 лет назад

    Get ready for the Zombie Apocolypse of 2013.

  • @Excelsior96
    @Excelsior96 14 лет назад

    I

  • @logalogalog
    @logalogalog 2 года назад

    Ribby the Party Frog sent me here.

  • @MFDoomio
    @MFDoomio 14 лет назад

    r they kidding the zombies look like humans

  • @elyk249
    @elyk249 15 лет назад

    thank god its rated 14A in Canada

  • @Icemonster8
    @Icemonster8 15 лет назад

    whichita was fucking hot! EMMA STONE MY NEW FAV!
    i love the beginning of this movie where it shows how all the rules are applied to zombie kill lol

  • @Tzelt24
    @Tzelt24 14 лет назад

    Good thing my friendly neigborhood quicktrip relocated because now i have a handy dandy Firearms USA that decided to open buisness there. Lucky me! Its only two blocks from my house. haha

  • @martino698
    @martino698 13 лет назад

    i have Weps Dotted around the house for Zombies and such Crowbar and hammer in bathroom 2 axes downstairs and firepoker and 3 swords on 3rd floor

  • @ken0746
    @ken0746 12 лет назад

    another one just got bitten...

  • @krisnnaabraham
    @krisnnaabraham 13 лет назад

    @horrorchicken i agree one of my favorites of all time .

  • @XarcZai
    @XarcZai 14 лет назад +1

    I jog more often now because of this rule.
    Hey, you never know!

  • @CbChriskilla23
    @CbChriskilla23 14 лет назад

    woody looks like bill from the first left 4dead

  • @XxF1R3WALK3RxX
    @XxF1R3WALK3RxX 14 лет назад

    well...i think this teachs peole to run....now everyday i run almost all the time..geting faster and faster....hopefully it be the slow zombie or i can run like he did

  • @TeslaFactory
    @TeslaFactory 14 лет назад

    @1985woooman I think as a species, we need a predator to take us back to "Survival of the Fittest (literally, Cardio IS Rule #1) " State of being.

  • @hanners13xoxo
    @hanners13xoxo 14 лет назад

    It`s kay guys, I got this.
    Zombie apocalypse here I come! :D

  • @scrax6
    @scrax6 14 лет назад

    CHICAGO TED KILLS ALL ZOMBIE'S (if u have ever played left 4 dead u should know who chicago ted is) :D

  • @glichtvstudio942
    @glichtvstudio942 Год назад

    Well at lest enjoy the little things in life

  • @Kornons
    @Kornons 15 лет назад

    for some reason me too

  • @jadebabycakes321
    @jadebabycakes321 13 лет назад

    Love this movie lol but a remake even better is StripperLand wach its sooo funny!!!!

  • @jonasivanfranzdumagdag373
    @jonasivanfranzdumagdag373 11 лет назад

    wait...zombies can run?!

  • @alphabladelm2011
    @alphabladelm2011 13 лет назад

    @hannahmon345 she earned the Zombie Kill Of The Week!! Can't say pianos are useless after that.

  • @timmafee0
    @timmafee0 14 лет назад

    i love this movie, but shouldnt there be more zombies? if the main characters are one of the few left in america shouldnt there be 300 million zombies?

  • @bearshaman0
    @bearshaman0 15 лет назад

    zombies dont like fast food...

  • @elyk249
    @elyk249 15 лет назад

    are you serious!? It's rated 14A in Ontario

  • @neospacian1
    @neospacian1 15 лет назад

    that depends......
    do i get infinite ammo?
    cuz i need an AK-47, an m203, and an m4 carbine and i'm good to go
    oh and some g18's

  • @1985woooman
    @1985woooman 14 лет назад

    in a way, i actually want a zombie invasion to happen, i dont know about you guys, but, that would be awesome, but also is something i would hate to happen. im going to need lotsa guns though

  • @thewiitard22
    @thewiitard22 13 лет назад

    they should make left 4 dead a movie!

  • @Allan9798
    @Allan9798 14 лет назад

    6 people are zombies

  • @xoKatgirlxo
    @xoKatgirlxo 13 лет назад

    @18joe2 2nd? wats ur first

  • @Official930Studios
    @Official930Studios 13 лет назад

    I'M FAT, BUT I CAN RUN LIKE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!! HERE ZOMBIE! ZOMBIE! ZOMBIE!

  • @marksman24444
    @marksman24444 14 лет назад

    @bearshaman0 hahaha thats literaly very funny i mean it

  • @DeadlyNightShade60
    @DeadlyNightShade60 13 лет назад

    @horrorchicken what about shaun of the dead :D

  • @0neRing
    @0neRing 15 лет назад

    does the dude with the hat die ?

  • @BonzitheGonzo
    @BonzitheGonzo 13 лет назад

    business is good

  • @princessshanna
    @princessshanna 11 лет назад

    according to whom?

  • @9movierox
    @9movierox 13 лет назад

    @mrv2rocketman rule 5= always leave one for yourself.

  • @johndeerebuck
    @johndeerebuck 15 лет назад

    hellz yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,
    her name is emma stone right

  • @willkillyoulast
    @willkillyoulast 14 лет назад

    @202cardline Ha ha. I should, but I wouldn't be able to commit to it. Cardio ain't gonna help me. Maybe swimming, though...

  • @Imagineim
    @Imagineim 13 лет назад

    @Pasemak It's comments like this that get people bitten by Zombies!!

  • @miciso666
    @miciso666 14 лет назад

    left 4 dead look alike?

  • @torich21
    @torich21 15 лет назад

    I think Zombieland is a pretty cool guy, eh kills zombies and doesnt afraid of anything.

  • @maxwellthunderdome
    @maxwellthunderdome 14 лет назад

    yo what if the big people like me who are strong can just turn around and beat the hell out of them

  • @Jimpiedepimpie
    @Jimpiedepimpie 14 лет назад

    Id have my own power supply and make sure i only have one entrance. Hang a chainsaw on head-hight and plug that shit in the wall.
    Mehehe. Jimpie 1 zombies 0.

  • @15ghostrider
    @15ghostrider 15 лет назад

    crap got the wrong ok here 0.07

  • @202cardline
    @202cardline 14 лет назад

    @willkillyoulast Might as well say I thought he was going to die too. I got quite sad actually. Haha, and I fistpumped the air when he survived. I thought zombies were always those of Resident Evil, which as long as you twist their heads off, you wouldn't need cardio. But this being zombie rule number one...I think I might take up running.

  • @TheKillermenn
    @TheKillermenn 15 лет назад

    lol

  • @ticosexy22
    @ticosexy22 13 лет назад

    @XarcZai Jogging is good, but is way too soft. You need to do sprints!

  • @BalkanBoyBiH
    @BalkanBoyBiH 14 лет назад

    buy a ak47 and you should be fine attach a granate launcher on it and its christmas.

  • @pacman5698
    @pacman5698 13 лет назад

    Comment removed by zombies

  • @Rainbowjrjrjr
    @Rainbowjrjrjr 14 лет назад

    @bearshaman0 LOL

  • @HardyGirl1989
    @HardyGirl1989 14 лет назад

    @Mr510Funman well it is funny and Only the strong survive lol

  • @MrJosshh10
    @MrJosshh10 14 лет назад

    can dogs become zombies

  • @eriqshah6676
    @eriqshah6676 12 лет назад

    Zomgies....~!!!

  • @neospacian1
    @neospacian1 15 лет назад

    i'd get a spartan suit like master chief's and slaughter them all
    Master chief has energy shields and knows all hand to hand and weapons combat so....

  • @LunaticHippo
    @LunaticHippo 10 лет назад

    i like

  • @mrv2rocketman
    @mrv2rocketman 13 лет назад

    rule 1=make sure u have a gun not a 22lr
    rule 2=make sure u have a full mag
    rule 3=never use the safey
    rule 4=keep the trigger pulled

  • @MorganKrista1
    @MorganKrista1 15 лет назад

    Fatties went first!!!
    Loved this movie.

  • @minhtri7821
    @minhtri7821 14 лет назад

    don't eat the fat fast food

  • @VadersRevenge
    @VadersRevenge 13 лет назад

    @horrorchicken this and sean of the dead

  • @LunaticHippo
    @LunaticHippo 10 лет назад

    wow

  • @15ghostrider
    @15ghostrider 15 лет назад

    0:07

  • @BalkanBoyBiH
    @BalkanBoyBiH 14 лет назад

    @NightHunter322 I DONTCARE XD

  • @TheXavierFP
    @TheXavierFP 12 лет назад

    The Origin Of The Rape Train?

  • @lordformat
    @lordformat 15 лет назад

    deadrising

  • @cyqry
    @cyqry 15 лет назад

    Fast food is filled with fat, why do they get the fatties first? xD

  • @Kill3rB345T
    @Kill3rB345T 13 лет назад

    @bearshaman0 i Got de T-Shirt of that^^

  • @maxwellthunderdome
    @maxwellthunderdome 14 лет назад

    @XvxBERSERKxvX well i have of some cardio i mean im not like that fat as that gets eaten, but still if im going down i wont go down with out fight man just give a freakin dirt bike and some chainsaws and ill be unstoppable............till i wreck lmao

  • @FuckedFromAbove1990
    @FuckedFromAbove1990 14 лет назад

    6 People are slow fat.

  • @SalviKid1
    @SalviKid1 14 лет назад

    @miciso666 boomer :D?

  • @sittipongrukboon4593
    @sittipongrukboon4593 11 лет назад

    the very