I Hate Birds
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- Опубликовано: 27 сен 2024
- i hate birds and birds hate me
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birds, chickens, vegan, animals, parrot, raven
“ I’m racist… against birds “ 💀
That’s crazy 💀
I love hairless cats I hate cats that have fur
@@mcflurry2061jus like me
😂😂
bro's opps are birds 🤭
Fun fact: some birds like crows have facial recognition and can literally describe you to the squad. You can get attacked by birds because of something you did to their father’s cousin’s brothers’ nephews’ roommate
Eagles will also just drop their babies and if they don’t fly, try again
Bird drive by
THE LAST PART IS FOUL
Fun fact: if a parrot dial area it’s eyes while looking at you it means they are exited and means they want to puke on you like you are their chicks,
Also you can train them to bark and dance and even potty train them.
Another fun fact; some eagles will throw whole goats off of cliffs to kill them and eat them
Crows got generational beef fr they be chill when they like you
@@anon._get it?
because birds called fowls
The crazy thing is some people train their parrots to be able to understand what words mean and how to form sentences
GOOFY AHH EMOJI
@@JawbreakerJuice 😂
@@JawbreakerJuice JAWBREAKER JUICE YOU THA GOAT!
@@JawbreakerJuice Bruhhhhh 😂
@@JawbreakerJuice🗣️🔥
If you pay attention to the video, you'll see that this man is a comedic genius
faaaaaaaacts
4:47 “I feel like he touch kids “💀
I was just abboutta comment this 💀💀
that genuinely killed me bro
If drake was a bird
If edp445 was a toucan
if
the
Penguins have respect
999999 missing calls from Casual Geographic
Nah Casual geography 💀
This.
I was actually scared of birds when I was younger because I was afraid that they would poop on me. Luckily that never happened and I'm not afraid of them anymore.
i feel u bro
you gangsta until it poops on you
I got pooped on before 💀
@@Speedybozo554 same :(
@@Imam-Kamal same help-
As a fellow darkskin, I think the birds might hate the content of your chracter or something. I've never had a bad experience with a bird.
4:05 "Went from apex predator to child predator" 💀
🗿🗿🗿🗿🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑💀💀💀💀💀
@@randomperson2099Chad
Thats me😊😊😊
@@kiroden358 🤨
💀💀💀
“I see this and feel the need to defend myself.” This got me good.
"You were supposed to laughing " *me already wheezing 💀*
Real
same here
Right I was laughing and getting the joke 😂
Same XD
*me already dying*
As a turkey I feel verbally assaulted 😢
Same
A eagle stole my chicken one time 💀💀
you got caught slippin
FRIENDLY FIRE
Bird on bird violence
unforgivable
Tell me why the same thing happened to me
Jaws animations are becoming crisp by the day, nice work man, anyways bird meat goes hard, I grew up hunting and eating them a lot, the only bird I've not eaten is an eagle coz they eat suspicious meals bro like snakes, and also having birds at your house is a sign of absence of evil spirits so that's cool, I have birds that live at my balcony on top of the AC, they are pretty chilled and they had a kid last month.
My parents told me a story about this time when our first dog was out on our top deck trying to sunbathe and was being harassed by a couple of blue jays. According to their story, these blue jays would swoop down and dive bomb our dog, our dog would lash out and start barking at them, and the blue jays would fly off and caw like they were laughing about it to each other. Birds are straight up menaces.
They are annoying, invasive pieces of shit. Wish we would change the laws so we either exterminate them or have actual useful repellent tactics.
Instead we spend more tax payer money on rehabilitating and providing medical care for the bastards that clearly won the Darwin award.
It's bullshit.
Dang 💀
It’s all fun and games until the dog eats the bird
I bet the blue jays went "WOOOOOOOOOOO" when doing it too
"youre supposed to laugh" I'M ALREADY LAUGHING SO GODDAMN HARD
“I ain’t no vegan. What I look like? A loser?”
My vegetarian stepmother in the back looked at me and said “I agree.” 😂😭
She eatin my meat tho
Yeah there's a difference between a vegetarian and a VEGAN. man vegans are just deadly.. like plants are living things too. And there is more pollution caused from water bottles and stuff than like cow farts. Like get a real life
Same
I read that as the woman baby maker part, yk what I mean that starts with v and ends with a?
@@eliqs__ Get a life
it is unfair how underrated this man is💀
The bird that was carrying the cat was a hawk. Birds are prey, and are the closest relatives to dinosaurs.
I have no idea what to say AND feel about this because I'm a bird owner. 💀
Same 💀💀💀
Agree💀💀💀💀
Then watch you back he coming for them bird buns
Oh shoot 😳
Same but what I can agree with is some birds can be jerks
My chickens hate me. I sware they are trying to eat me
5:33 this was the true jump scare
I’m scared shitless 😂
3:07 blud made me hungry😭😭😭
7:04 this part genuinely made me laugh so hard
Fr 💀
bro jaw is so funny hes one of the only funny youtubers nowadays
@@simplynia8316 FOR REAL
I have got to put the ❄️ down🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
7:30 EXACTLY!!! PENGUINS ARE THE BEST
4:15 **F### I HATE SHORT PEOPLE**
*Backs away in 5'1*
Bro I own a parrot 💀💀 and I KINDA agree with you but yet this is so funny 💀💀
Same 😭
Agreed, bro
Exactly Every morning I hear the sound
1:56 that's gotta be a celebrity reference
"You're supposed to laugh😐"💀
3:56 Nah that bird looks like something straight out of Vita Carnis 💀
8:48 oh ye oh ye SeNd mE tO ThIS FiVe StAR ReStruant RIghT herE😩
The poop nuke thing is so true. My family and I went hiking for an hour. And when we got back we saw our car. It got nuked by bird dokie. Every square inch was covered. We couldn’t believe the amount of birds it took to do that.
😂 Crazy one time bird dokied my head 😂
Bigeons are saints…. Dey chill as heck
Those first 2 words got me stoppin myself for a sec 💀💀💀
Bro jaw, it's been a while since I watched you and DAMN your channel has grown a lot. I was here before 100k and I remember when the diary of a wimpy kid video was your most popular video. The first video I watched on your channel was the android user video and that video made me sub.
Jawbreaker:“I love penguins,penguins never done anything bad” Me:”not wanting to ruin his innocence”
X-D don't tell him the truth 👀
Wait what??? What's bad about them?!?! Please I need to knooooowww!!!😭
WAIT TELL ME
@@Venussworld im kinda late to give you an answer but penguins are INSANELY HORNY. they would hump the ground cus they are that desperate
@@Fīshyyyy-b7t You REALLLLLY don’t want to know
“Apex predetor? More like chikd predetor”💀🗿
fun fact penguins peck the eyeballs off baby seals and then try to mate with them
Excuse me what💀 also ✨murdoc pfp😔✨
Bro it’s 1:58am here 💀
💀💀💀
I wouldn’t really call that a “fun” fact
Seagulls do that too minus the mating part
Now you understand why I hate chickens, unless they’re baked, fried or in between some bread
When he called birds pooping a drive by had me bro 😂
Hes villan arc has started💀
As an aussie, yall are so lucky. During the months of August-December a bird called “Australian Magpie” will constantly “swoop” people (this basically means just randomly attacking people and causing terror in the streets) they can go up to 80kph (45mph) and the same Magpie will swoop you multiple times (they’re reason for doing this is to “protect their eggs” like bitch we aint climbin up no damn tree to eat your eggs)
“Now you understand why I hate chickens unless they’re big fried or in between some beard” Bro liked only the fried chickens☠️
"I was just standing there minding I was wearing my favorite pair of Vans and this baby chick walk up to me, hey what’s up bro? Chick:💨"💀💀💀
0:50 what 😭
My sister has a deathly fear of birds and my school is infested with birds and one of them stole my food OUT OF MY HANDS
Birds are a group of warm-blooded vertebrates constituting the class Aves (/ˈeɪviːz/), characterised by feathers, toothless beaked jaws, the laying of hard-shelled eggs, a high metabolic rate, a four-chambered heart, and a strong yet lightweight skeleton. Birds live worldwide and range in size from the 5.5 cm (2.2 in) bee hummingbird to the 2.8 m (9 ft 2 in) common ostrich. There are about ten thousand living species, more than half of which are passerine, or "perching" birds. Birds have wings whose development varies according to species; the only known groups without wings are the extinct moa and elephant birds. Wings, which are modified forelimbs, gave birds the ability to fly, although further evolution has led to the loss of flight in some birds, including ratites, penguins, and diverse endemic island species. The digestive and respiratory systems of birds are also uniquely adapted for flight. Some bird species of aquatic environments, particularly seabirds and some waterbirds, have further evolved for swimming.
Birds are feathered theropod dinosaurs and constitute the only known living dinosaurs. Likewise, birds are considered reptiles in the modern cladistic sense of the term, and their closest living relatives are the crocodilians. Birds are descendants of the primitive avialans (whose members include Archaeopteryx) which first appeared during the Late Jurassic. According to DNA evidence, modern birds (Neornithes) evolved in the Early to Late Cretaceous, and diversified dramatically around the time of the Cretaceous-Paleogene extinction event 66 mya, which killed off the pterosaurs and all non-avian dinosaurs.[5]
Many social species pass on knowledge across generations, which is considered a form of culture. Birds are social, communicating with visual signals, calls, and songs, and participating in such behaviours as cooperative breeding and hunting, flocking, and mobbing of predators. The vast majority of bird species are socially (but not necessarily sexually) monogamous, usually for one breeding season at a time, sometimes for years, and rarely for life. Other species have breeding systems that are polygynous (one male with many females) or, rarely, polyandrous (one female with many males). Birds produce offspring by laying eggs which are fertilised through sexual reproduction. They are usually laid in a nest and incubated by the parents. Most birds have an extended period of parental care after hatching.
Many species of birds are economically important as food for human consumption and raw material in manufacturing, with domesticated and undomesticated birds being important sources of eggs, meat, and feathers. Songbirds, parrots, and other species are popular as pets. Guano (bird excrement) is harvested for use as a fertiliser. Birds figure throughout human culture. About 120 to 130 species have become extinct due to human activity since the 17th century, and hundreds more before then. Human activity threatens about 1,200 bird species with extinction, though efforts are underway to protect them. Recreational birdwatching is an important part of the ecotourism industry.
Nice lecture but I ain't reading allat😭🙏🗣🗣️
Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and freaking died (this is a joke I love birds)
Interesting
You copied it from wikipedia bruh
My hw be like
“I have got to put the coke down” 😭
Who gon’ tell him about the penguins…
what the penguins do?
They broke inside fort knox and stole 12lbs of cheezy dibbles
A bird shitted on my brother's first car and ever since it's been a family tradition to hate birds 💀💀💀
5:15 and that is why mockingbirds are one of my favorites
When I was little, I went to a farm store with my dad to get fertilizer, or something. I got HARASSED by a chicken. It literally PECKED MY LEG, OVER AND OVER. It got to the point where my dad had to leave without what he came for, because this chicken was just stalking me.
wait till this guy hears about the shoebill
8:26 FLAMINGO COMPOW
Bro said “from apex predator to child predator “ ☠️☠️☠️
"went from apex predator to child predator" got me DYING
Ima slide for u boi 1:03 💀
Gang shit
Penguins the GOAT fr tho
8:40 foul 😭
You were supposed to laugh
Fowl
"From apex predator to child predator" gpt me dying bro
7:46 so cool. Get it? cause they’re penguins? they live in antarctica?
You were supposed to laugh
They don't care they're birds.
Jaw:I’ll be right back
*Plays a rapidly loud noise*
I turned deaf after that.
I feel this man, I once went to the zoo when I was 4 or 5 and I remember I broke my hand from a duck, it was so bad that I had to go through surgery(I think) and that's y I hate them birds
0:50 the bird:AM DA BIGGEST BIRDD
I swear, every morning at one of my grandma's house, it would start with me & my bro telling a rooster (or roosters) to "shut up".
juice back at it again wit the tomfoolery 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Get it? Birds?
You were supposed to laugh.
wait till he find out what penguins do to each other in the wild 💀
since he hate birds, I have a… *vendetta against bees*
You hate a bird.
(Laugh track here)
Chickens just have black air force energy.
bro ur videos go by so fast because of how nice they are
Bro roasted a whole species of birds 😭😭😭
2:39 "don't run don't trip"
Horror movie 101
Bro trumpet gang unite
6:00 When you see eagles do that , it means it’s mating season for them and it’s one of their dances. ☝️🤓
Imma teach my bird to fly next to dreadheads and say “restart before I get mad”
4:06 Apex predator to child preatator💀
blessed to have this come out on my birthday
bro but if u knew how evil penguins were 💀💀
As the pigeon king, I am not so proud of you, Next time you come outside we will be seeing you :)
3:33 LMFAOO
n i c e pfp
‘Murica 🇺🇸
Parrot’s can hold conversations with people lol
1:23 wells fowlgo had me dying💀
Also mordecai isn’t annoying
Oh he is
@@Stylenigga I love mordecai
@@MadMatt32 i can tell
Ya boy did some research on this one. Ya'll don't see it, but he's on the fowl side. So many Easter eggs.
So we gonna tell him how vicious penguins actually are or nah?
dude the eagles cartwheeling was like that one scene in godzilla 2019 when rodan and mosura were fighting
Birds poop on your car because they evolved to not have bladders in case their poop weighed them down while flying
From apex predator to child predator is crazy.
bro your intro and animated room being a mix of carti and sonic... those are 2 of my current/past obessions
Bird
Ain't there a species of penguins that literally screw anything they come in contact in (rocks, snow, DISABLED PENGUINS)
My cousin got attacked by a hen in like 2012, he’s 24 now and he’s STILL TRAUMATISED!!!! We in Nigeria so
2:33 your situation sound so damn similar lmao😂😂😂😂😂
@Dendii_ch broo i dey ohh
You ever just wanted to throw a rock at a bird
6:51 let him cook 😂
Most annoying part about birds is : pooping on your car and laugh with your homies or steal your snacks foods or sweets idk
i LOVEEE birds!!! They’re intelligent and free and their routines are great
I love crows
they memorize peoples faces, Collect stuff, Talk, and are genuinely just so cool!
pigeons are smart and kind too, They can memorize places they’ve been too and always come back :)
They’re amazing
Ye
Toucan Sam also ruined some guys piano to try his dang cereal
2:15 a few years ago me and my cousins visited my grandmas house and she got chickens too but we chase them around like its chicken run
"I sport every restaurant that serves chicken" well well well 💀