Personal belief, he was gonna tell her it got worse being of the eye drops and then give her some mushed berries to put in her eyes (that may help or just time will help and give the illusion the berries did something) but she went to the ER instead of going back to him
im a psychiatrist and there is nothing i can do to help this case. Will rule out psychosis. Does she have developmental delay? it would be in her past history, we don't diagnose that but makes me wonder.
I feel like Psych consults aren't gonna help the people who are willingly insane. Unfortunately, some people are just stupid, and you can't cure stupid (and in some cases it's contagious...so best to just keep your distance).
Exactly. It is frustrating for people who really need care and follow medical orders who then cannot be seen or have to wait forever because there are people actually like this and worse filling up all of the open appointments or doctors/ rooms.
Probably a last resort, or advice from family/friends. Just like "why is nothing else working?! I'm doing everything correctly! If these "doctors" have the cure for everything, why don't they prove it?" Etc etc
At this rate, I'm starting to think the witch doctor is deliberately trying to get her to become blind. Sounds like a creepy guy. Someone needs to protect this lady! (facepalm)
I'm always blown away by this guy's ability to successfully play a variety of different characters so convincingly 😮 so talented, I forget it's all him by the end of the videos!
POV the chemicals are not natural, UV light is. Reality, UV light has a spectrum and isn't all equal. Exposure to UV light should be limited. "Chemicals" make up everything. Some are man-made, some natural occuring and some mamade to mimic natural.
These people are doing it wrong. There are plenty of herbal remedies and natural treatments to help you. The big pharmaceutical industry don't want you to know that.
But why not choose a harmless scam? Like telling his clients to stare at the night sky for ten minutes every night after dark? Or to "clean the body" in the rays of the full moon? Or to sing a "magic" little song before eating?
@mailill Even if the method was relatively innocuous, they are still being cheated. In the case of advising the patient to do something so unsafe, the "witch doctor" may have come to believe their own lies and genuinely think that what they are asking the patient to do will help, despite all evidence to the contrary.
My daughter used breast milk on pink eye until they got in to see the dr, she said that it had helped soothe the irritation. Both her and my grandson had it
I used to stare into the sun as a child and my eyes are perfectly fine! ... Okay, that's a lie, my eyes are shit and my glasses are thick enough to give people making eye contact with me a headache. I'll see myself out.
She told the witch doctor that her eyes hurt her too she told the witch doctor and he told her what to do he said ooh ee open your eyes and a tanning bed ooh ee open your eyes in a tanning bed
You may joke but that is a legit thing, and I have two on the back of my eyes (not from staring at the sun theyre just natural), I get fancy photos of the inside of my eye to make sure nothing changes with them lol
There are people out there like this. I had some older lady try to sell me some all natural detoxifying crap. I told her my liver and kidneys do a great job of doing that already for free.
I wonder if Alan is playing a cruel joke on this person and it got out of hand. "In order to recharge your health chakra, you must gaze upon the source of all power, the Sun!" "Wow, really!?" "Yes, really (sniggering under breath). Now, go forth, my child!"
i really wish this wasnt plausible kkkk. my ma is one of those people- she was feeling paranoid and distressed so she did a parasite cleanse, swiftly followed by psychedelic mushrooms. did wonders (/neg) on her
I grew up poor and unfortunately this sounds completely realistic to me. Most people were I live have serious mental health issues, but, are convinced therapy/psych is a scam so they end up becaming completely detached from reality to cope, like this. It's terrifying.
the only eastern medicine based healers i will trust is ones who also have a dual knowledge of western medicine. and also the general fucking common sense to not stare at the sun.
Sign, and yet another one we know is actually true. People need to start LISTENING to the medical PROFESSIONALS!! The ones who actually WENT to a MEDICAL SCHOOL and have a DEGREE!
Yes, they do. I had a friend who would try every nutty "alternative medicine" thing she would come across, but she refused to go to an actual doctor because "all they do is give you drugs that are harmful."
"Psych consult requested"
The charting always gets me off guard
Plus "Will continue to monitor".
I think all nurses use that so often that we need a rubber stamp for it!
@@jalycAbsolutely!
everytime I watch him chart he looks like his soul is being chipped away piece by sad piece!!
Alan didn't think she was going blind fast enough, apparently.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I wonder if Alan is real or a figment of her imagination.
@@samanthajayewardene4523Alan is the crystals she found in her back yard
Personal belief, he was gonna tell her it got worse being of the eye drops and then give her some mushed berries to put in her eyes (that may help or just time will help and give the illusion the berries did something) but she went to the ER instead of going back to him
The Surgeon General has determined that Alan may be hazardous to your health.
I stand in front of moving freight trains to charge up my kinetic energy.
😂😂😂😂 Lmao
I sit inside the oven so I can go outside in hot weather safely.
@@no-4 I'm from up north, I spend a few hours in those industrial freezers so we can survive blizzards
This sent me
💀😭😭💀 lmaoo
"Patient is an idiot."
Did a brain scan which confirmed my diagnosis.....Patient indeed, has no brain.
Condition is severe and possibly terminal.
no. patient is a product of capitalism and has been taken advantage of
Everyone is an idiot
"Psych consult requested" lmao
Psych consult inconclusive. IQ test requested.
im a psychiatrist and there is nothing i can do to help this case. Will rule out psychosis. Does she have developmental delay? it would be in her past history, we don't diagnose that but makes me wonder.
I feel like Psych consults aren't gonna help the people who are willingly insane.
Unfortunately, some people are just stupid, and you can't cure stupid (and in some cases it's contagious...so best to just keep your distance).
@@Panda72021 🤣🤣🤣
@@ewwmorons Your username is perfectly relevant 😉
Why did she even come to the hospital if she doesn’t believe in medicine?
That's the last resort
It's called being terminally stupid.
As in, volunteering for a Darwin Award.
Genetic self-destruction.
Na she believes in medicine. She just believes her medicine more.
Exactly. It is frustrating for people who really need care and follow medical orders who then cannot be seen or have to wait forever because there are people actually like this and worse filling up all of the open appointments or doctors/ rooms.
Probably a last resort, or advice from family/friends. Just like "why is nothing else working?! I'm doing everything correctly! If these "doctors" have the cure for everything, why don't they prove it?" Etc etc
The fact that there are actual people like this😭
At this rate, I'm starting to think the witch doctor is deliberately trying to get her to become blind. Sounds like a creepy guy. Someone needs to protect this lady! (facepalm)
No doubt a grifter that is charging her $$$ for his advice.
@@Secretgeek2012she’s also a grifter herself lmao, selling a “healing” course 😂😂
Or use a facepalm emoji
@@Secretgeek2012 he'll probably sell her a bunch of crap once she goes blind, that he'll claim will bring back her sight.
I'm afraid so.
I'm always blown away by this guy's ability to successfully play a variety of different characters so convincingly 😮 so talented, I forget it's all him by the end of the videos!
How is a tanning booth more natural than eyedrops?
Likely they don't know either
POV the chemicals are not natural, UV light is.
Reality, UV light has a spectrum and isn't all equal. Exposure to UV light should be limited.
"Chemicals" make up everything. Some are man-made, some natural occuring and some mamade to mimic natural.
It was a last resort as the natural options were not working
I love the psych consult requested 😂
What's scary is that there's people who are actually like this roaming in society
Along with Steve Jobs
We all know how that ended.
No way
Is there
ANYONE
who is that stupid
AND VOTING.
These people are doing it wrong. There are plenty of herbal remedies and natural treatments to help you. The big pharmaceutical industry don't want you to know that.
and they are the majority too😸🙈
The "witch doctor" should 100% go to jail lol
Crash Course is a very accurate description of her health "tips and tricks".
At least her eyes are nice and ✨CRISPY✨
PSYCH CONSULT REQUESTED ... music to my ears ... tell her guru to come in for one as well ... /:
“Don’t argue with an idiot; they’ll bring you down to their level and beat you with experience”
“WilL cOnTiNuE tO mONiToR” gets me every time😂😂
The way i gasp when the patient said the self tanning booth
My whole body shuddered! 😮 I wish this wasn't true.
Okay, I have never seen a tanning booth, I am assuming it has UV lamps?
@@tonygroves5526it's basically a coffin with steroid UV lamps
@tonygroves5526 imagine a coffin with UV lamp strapped above it. That's a tanning booth
@@cottoncobbler499 wow that sounds kinda creepy!
I swear these typa people scare the shit out of me
They have kids, they drive, and they vote.
We're fucked
At least her eyes will have a nice glowy tan to them.😂😂
Too bad, she won't be able to see her gorgeous tanned eyes
The Witch Doctor wanted to help natural selection along...
Yes, a psych consult is clearly needed now. Just because the sun exists doesn't mean you stare directly at it.
Will continue to monitor is always the cherry on top 😂
*psychiatric consult requested
Because stupid and crazy can manifest similarly 😅
That's what he said though. He just used short hand for his notes
consultation*
😈
"Education provided. Psych appointments requested." That's me for all of my astrology/healing cristals/natural medicine acquaintances 😭😭😭😭
A natural healer who uses a tanning booth?
Seems about right
Natural healers aren’t known for sound logic
If you watch part 1 she is the sun's rays to recharge her healing energy and now as she can't stare at the sun she tares at a tanning lamp, same rays.
"Witch doctor" being code for "deluded hippie, trying to scam this person for weed money".
But why not choose a harmless scam? Like telling his clients to stare at the night sky for ten minutes every night after dark? Or to "clean the body" in the rays of the full moon? Or to sing a "magic" little song before eating?
@mailill
Even if the method was relatively innocuous, they are still being cheated.
In the case of advising the patient to do something so unsafe, the "witch doctor" may have come to believe their own lies and genuinely think that what they are asking the patient to do will help, despite all evidence to the contrary.
Psych consult is a must
Will continue to monitor has to be my favorite line
THE PSYCH CONSULT HAHAHAH
I knew a guy whose father fell asleep under a heat lamp and was blind when he woke. Evidently his eyeballs were cooked.
Yikes
Does he sleep with his eyes open?
What a witch that Alan doctor is
You are questioning my medical advice after you went blind from your quack doctor.
*clearly blind*. "Did your vision get better?"
Psych consult won't help when common sense is lacking 😅
Not sure here for who the psych consult is meant 😅
Damn. Damaged her eyes by looking at the sun then went into a machine that does the same damage but faster.
arguably better than the guy who was using pee to clear pink eye
My daughter used breast milk on pink eye until they got in to see the dr, she said that it had helped soothe the irritation.
Both her and my grandson had it
Man I hope this isn't a true anecdote 😆
Of course it's true. Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
If it is, I'm not surprised.
Oh yea we see this shit coming into the ER more often than you think! 😂
our neighbor told us that he stares at the sun in 15 minutes a day, told his wife about this to stop the nonsense
people like that make me embarrassed to admit that i’m a spiritual person. 😭
I'm a healer but she's CRAZY.
At this point the "witch doctor" is just a "witch"
nooo i promise people who practice wicca aren’t this stupid 😭
As a witch: we refuse to claim her. The witch doctor, too for all it counts.
bro is going to have orange pupils
As Ron White would say "you can't fix stupid!"
Even infants know to not stare at the sun
well, I'm not so sure about that
They close their eyes in bright sun.
I used to stare into the sun as a child and my eyes are perfectly fine! ... Okay, that's a lie, my eyes are shit and my glasses are thick enough to give people making eye contact with me a headache. I'll see myself out.
I was happy that she learned her lesson until the second half of the video
Alan is trying to make her blind man
These kinds of people are not only a danger to themselves but to people around them.
im sorry WHAT. i don't even understand how a thought like that could even come up.
Just let her prove that Darwin's theory of evolution is correct.
So she traded burned retinas for severe keratitis. Brilliant.
Why does Alan hate her eyes???
She told the witch doctor that her eyes hurt her too she told the witch doctor and he told her what to do he said ooh ee open your eyes and a tanning bed ooh ee open your eyes in a tanning bed
ok
When I hear "witch doctor" I am already spamming that psych consult box with vigor.
Lol I was waiting for the psych eval request in part 1
Did you send her to Dr Glaucomflacken 😏
Why isn't the witch doctor arrested yet?!
Gotta find them
He's too busy get his tan ...... :)
@@user-tt5xj5ib1e Oh, right. 🤣
@@genera1013 The 'healer' knows
Cuz I keep records.
"I swear i just needed people to bye my course, im not crazy i just need some visitors on my course"
but tanning booths aren't natural?? 🤔🤔
Ugh, no no no Tanner Boothe is an associate of mine that was supposed to let them know to stare at sun FLOWERS instead...
And you wonder how some people still manage to stay alive.
Girlie 100% has freckles in her eyes
You may joke but that is a legit thing, and I have two on the back of my eyes (not from staring at the sun theyre just natural), I get fancy photos of the inside of my eye to make sure nothing changes with them lol
Ah tanning booths. The most natural way to go blind
Pretty sure a tanning booth is WORSE for your eyes...
Welp, let's see how her new age woo-woo heals blindness.
😂😂😂
There are people out there like this. I had some older lady try to sell me some all natural detoxifying crap. I told her my liver and kidneys do a great job of doing that already for free.
The fact that IDK what's worse, the fact that Alan told her to do it or that she actually did it ......
Aw man i was almost so proud of her
This person has a right to vote..
somehow
@@GamingKing545what that they have a right to vote or that they are even still alive
@@kingdomtrue7008 a bit of both
Dear god… all those psych degrees should be worth a damn with all these crazies out there, but no one wants to pay them…. Wtf
She needs to switch witch doctors.
seems like she would've realized by now that Alan's advice isn't working
Spoken like a true nonbeliever.
I wonder if Alan is playing a cruel joke on this person and it got out of hand.
"In order to recharge your health chakra, you must gaze upon the source of all power, the Sun!"
"Wow, really!?"
"Yes, really (sniggering under breath). Now, go forth, my child!"
I think it would be much more fun and less dangerous to get them sunning the other end. 😂
i really wish this wasnt plausible kkkk. my ma is one of those people- she was feeling paranoid and distressed so she did a parasite cleanse, swiftly followed by psychedelic mushrooms. did wonders (/neg) on her
neg?
@@rosetyong It's the tone indicator for "negative"
I grew up poor and unfortunately this sounds completely realistic to me. Most people were I live have serious mental health issues, but, are convinced therapy/psych is a scam so they end up becaming completely detached from reality to cope, like this. It's terrifying.
Eyesight isn’t for everyone 😂
i hate people like this, mostly when they push it on their kids/partners
I just love this guy's skits. 😊😂
Part 3 please.
Oh my god. And the horrible thing is, people like this are real....
That fact that there are som people who are really can be like that 😭
I needed a moment to figure out, why a booth for tanning leather would harm your eyes...
If the sun recharges her healing abilities, could she just keep her eyes closed when staring at the sun? Or closed eyes + sunglasses?
😂 psyche consult requested
I want to see a part 3
Had to wait for it but there it is... psych consult.
The youtube algorithm got me to part 2
Same! 🏄
the only eastern medicine based healers i will trust is ones who also have a dual knowledge of western medicine. and also the general fucking common sense to not stare at the sun.
BUT WHICH MLM IS SHE IN!?!?!? 🤣
Retina detachments is no joke!
I had one when I was 14 in 2001
I dont think alan likes her-
I want to see a part 3!
My sister works for an eye doctor, and this could totally be true. People do crazy things.
If any of you are watching this and thinking that this is a stretch, boy, do I have some stories for you.
And the Sad part is, that there's actually people like this!!!
Sign, and yet another one we know is actually true. People need to start LISTENING to the medical PROFESSIONALS!! The ones who actually WENT to a MEDICAL SCHOOL and have a DEGREE!
Yes, they do. I had a friend who would try every nutty "alternative medicine" thing she would come across, but she refused to go to an actual doctor because "all they do is give you drugs that are harmful."
That's stupidity, like sticking your eyes to a flame.
If she doesn't believe in conventional medicine, why is she coming to the ER in the first place?
She blind.
@@karibaxter4490 Well said
Surprisingly, she used the eyedrops.
At first, though the joke was she used them not the right way. But it came wooooorse.
You can't fix stupid...
Woman is nuts.