I can't believe this anime game exists... (WTF Japan)

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  • Опубликовано: 26 окт 2024

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  • @Endershock1678
    @Endershock1678 5 лет назад +2105

    So, not only did someone in Japan make this, but somebody in America read this, and thought "You know what, other people should see this" and translated it.

    • @corabeka7687
      @corabeka7687 5 лет назад +114

      Well, isn't that FAKKU's job?

    • @thelegendaryklobb2879
      @thelegendaryklobb2879 5 лет назад +106

      Meanwhile, a lot of good games and VN have been waiting for years for a translation

    • @pforgottonsoul
      @pforgottonsoul 5 лет назад +24

      @@thelegendaryklobb2879 still waiting on Fate/Extra CCC to be translated.

    • @Darkyan97
      @Darkyan97 5 лет назад +11

      @@thelegendaryklobb2879 Yeah. I'm still salty about Kajiri Kamui Kagura and Senshinkan.

    • @thelegendaryklobb2879
      @thelegendaryklobb2879 5 лет назад +7

      @@pforgottonsoul That was exactly the first one that came to my mind

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 5 лет назад +5091

    In before RUclips takes down this video for violating community guidelines

    • @RascalCase
      @RascalCase 5 лет назад +113

      It’s the real one

    • @SelecaoOfMidas
      @SelecaoOfMidas 5 лет назад +30

      Quick, download the video and mirror it on BitChute!

    • @ToxicElUno
      @ToxicElUno 5 лет назад +7

      Time to copy that link

    • @MNDES
      @MNDES 5 лет назад +1

      Me too

    • @cartoonhanks1708
      @cartoonhanks1708 5 лет назад +2

      Boobis. Stop taking some other hard working commenters place.

  • @arcu965
    @arcu965 5 лет назад +4136

    'This video won't get monetized'
    **sees four ads spread throughout video**
    *mission failed, successfully*

    • @katatonic5672
      @katatonic5672 5 лет назад +78

      *error,*
      *success!*

    • @xjanise2412
      @xjanise2412 5 лет назад +60

      how tf is he getting his vids monetized? who is he paying? we'll never know

    • @user-wm8cc5ym7y
      @user-wm8cc5ym7y 4 года назад +21

      Hotel? Trivago

    • @Yeet-eq3iw
      @Yeet-eq3iw 4 года назад +16

      Task failed successful

    • @iputuwahyukusuma1270
      @iputuwahyukusuma1270 4 года назад +4

      He was saying that this video unlikely to get monetized bcoz the past video wasnt

  • @עדןשפראו
    @עדןשפראו 5 лет назад +2102

    0:07 bro remember when Joey actually said words?
    Yeah me neither

    • @Rong89
      @Rong89 5 лет назад +89

      Nobody:
      Joey: I study hentai for a living

    • @tripchaup1831
      @tripchaup1831 5 лет назад +12

      Aye, Hebrew alphabets :"3

    • @megatron8561
      @megatron8561 5 лет назад +3

      הנטאי זה טוב.

    • @beepboop7003
      @beepboop7003 5 лет назад +2

      @@megatron8561 בדיוק ראיתי קצת. נייס

    • @megatron8561
      @megatron8561 5 лет назад +2

      @@beepboop7003 ירא ירא דאזה

  • @raphaelnunes5925
    @raphaelnunes5925 5 лет назад +647

    So... What you're saying is that... You got... BUT HURT over a visual novel!?

    • @snowisthebestweather
      @snowisthebestweather 5 лет назад +24

      No, he's saying the VN itself is butthurt.

    • @EVENSAMV
      @EVENSAMV 5 лет назад +14

      #PLEASE LEAVE GET OUTA , GET OUUUUT

    • @MinZilla
      @MinZilla 5 лет назад +1

      *Seinfeld theme kicks in*

  • @kansailai5462
    @kansailai5462 5 лет назад +1332

    I remember when this game was announced and everyone believed it to be an April Fool's joke

    • @rigel9228
      @rigel9228 5 лет назад +43

      There was an actual announcment for this game?!

    • @kansailai5462
      @kansailai5462 5 лет назад +34

      @@rigel9228 Well Fakku made a post on their Twitter iirc

    • @thekuuderedude1737
      @thekuuderedude1737 5 лет назад +26

      Ahahahha. it wasnt. I wish it was an April fools joke

    • @electricant55
      @electricant55 3 года назад

      Imagine complaining about it when he's dating aki, an actual human hemorrhoid

    • @noynahoue5484
      @noynahoue5484 3 года назад +3

      @@electricant55 aki is a beautiful person.

  • @acer8123
    @acer8123 5 лет назад +1542

    "Can we hurry up and just get to the hemorrhoids"
    - Joey 2019

    • @kayakihasaki1418
      @kayakihasaki1418 5 лет назад +2

      I, Should be your first comment after 3 months later

    • @glamxoxo2007
      @glamxoxo2007 5 лет назад +2

      @@kayakihasaki1418 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏yEs

    • @apnapalm
      @apnapalm Год назад +1

      this is, without a doubt, the most creative comment i have ever seen

  • @brotatochip1503
    @brotatochip1503 5 лет назад +1807

    Me *eats chicken*
    Joey: *explaining how the little sister got a hemorrhoids*
    Me: *stops chewing chicken and thinks about what I’m doing with my life*

    • @mauigonz
      @mauigonz 4 года назад +25

      I was eating as well.... :f

    • @JJ-uj1wi
      @JJ-uj1wi 4 года назад

      Lmao same

    • @MCPEAnthony
      @MCPEAnthony 4 года назад +14

      @@Empyrean_Enigma what the fuck

    • @Shvluvkg
      @Shvluvkg 4 года назад +1

      I'm eating ice cream I'm bout to leave

    • @shiroshiro8509
      @shiroshiro8509 4 года назад

      😂omg

  • @soulrecords857
    @soulrecords857 5 лет назад +610

    Man I remember when the craziest visual novel I’d ever heard about was the one where you date all those bird boys....man I miss those days

    • @CheeseElf
      @CheeseElf 5 лет назад +25

      The Law of Entropy: The total entropy of an isolated system never decreases over time. A.k.a, the more time passes, the weirder and weirder things are gonna get lmao.

    • @arduousPopsicle
      @arduousPopsicle 5 лет назад +17

      I adore hatoful boyfriend! But it gets super intense when it changes to hateful boyfriend skskks

    • @lucythebrazen
      @lucythebrazen 5 лет назад +6

      My best friend gave me hatoful boyfriend as a birthday present... I made him complete it with me twice X)
      I think he learned the lesson

    • @inactiveaccount2703
      @inactiveaccount2703 5 лет назад +4

      Soul Records ok
      but
      tokoyami
      fine

    • @Hawwwlucha
      @Hawwwlucha 5 лет назад +6

      damn... i feel old now remembering when that was the weirdest VN I heard of

  • @Just_A_Lil_Geek
    @Just_A_Lil_Geek 5 лет назад +1703

    Random person: *has hemorrhoids*
    Video game creators: that’s hot

    • @TohriuFuzuki
      @TohriuFuzuki 5 лет назад +49

      Videogame Creator: it's free real estate

    • @chaosfox72
      @chaosfox72 5 лет назад +12

      Random Person: My life is pain! ;_;

    • @dharamsoni8526
      @dharamsoni8526 5 лет назад +17

      AH THATS HOT THATS HOT

    • @masterR108
      @masterR108 5 лет назад +5

      Gosh dammit well played dude well played

  • @Vulcax
    @Vulcax 5 лет назад +659

    Next Eroge visual novel: My little sister has herpes.

    • @Kajimityphoon
      @Kajimityphoon 4 года назад +27

      more like aids, ik it sounds messed up.

    • @jorgejin4840
      @jorgejin4840 4 года назад +23

      Suppositories works faster than pills so...
      My little sister can't possibly be...
      curing my cold with suppositories

    • @TheLastCrow5150
      @TheLastCrow5150 3 года назад +1

      My little sister couldn't possibly have given me the drip

  • @pi5927
    @pi5927 5 лет назад +1297

    Is this video just him flexing on us how much hentai games he plays

  • @PrestonGarvey-
    @PrestonGarvey- 5 лет назад +395

    Can we appreciate the fact that this handsome man is destroying his ad revenue for our twisted curiosty.

  • @667nine
    @667nine 5 лет назад +2386

    While watching, my dad just barges in while singing "Sweet Home Alabamaaa"

    • @Owbe1
      @Owbe1 5 лет назад +236

      AJcooper28 Then the rest was history *_how I met you’re mother theme plays in the background_*

    • @667nine
      @667nine 5 лет назад +50

      @@Owbe1 Oh my god yes

    • @absolutelyajax6895
      @absolutelyajax6895 5 лет назад +53

      OhMyGodImPanicking then everyone clappef

    • @thomastreadway7236
      @thomastreadway7236 5 лет назад +35

      I trust your dad

    • @jerhald3253
      @jerhald3253 4 года назад +13

      *_WHERE THE SKIES ARE SO BLUE_*
      Edit: Spelling mistake

  • @lucas_matheus3236
    @lucas_matheus3236 5 лет назад +235

    "There is no way this shit is gonna be monatized" i literaly got 6 ads while watching this video...

    • @groudongamer3178
      @groudongamer3178 5 лет назад +8

      I don't even know....

    • @dow669
      @dow669 5 лет назад +8

      RUclips started to like these

    • @Viperacrx600
      @Viperacrx600 5 лет назад +3

      I’m pretty sure RUclips makes money no matter what, and that’s what the ads are there for

    • @Viperacrx600
      @Viperacrx600 5 лет назад +2

      DipsZ alright mr brilliant, do tell exactly how monitization on RUclips works. Why would RUclips willingly take their own profitability off a video on their site and still allow it to be posted on the site?

    • @MelodyInspires
      @MelodyInspires 5 лет назад

      Lol I accidentally read this when joey said it

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 5 лет назад +3105

    It's called hentai. And it's art.

    • @とふこ
      @とふこ 5 лет назад +17

      First reply to Justin Y's comment

    • @samkarro
      @samkarro 5 лет назад +15

      Send this to top guys

    • @KingDomxd
      @KingDomxd 5 лет назад +13

      Epic Troll 6⃣6⃣6⃣ first one to kill themselves

    • @THEONEPIEEECE
      @THEONEPIEEECE 5 лет назад +34

      We cant escape you even in the weeb dimension,huh?

    • @Otherman440
      @Otherman440 5 лет назад

      Preach

  • @greenman2240
    @greenman2240 5 лет назад +542

    Joey: can we just get to the hemorrhoids..
    “A minute later”
    Joey: I regret this..

  • @TheArbiter10
    @TheArbiter10 5 лет назад +242

    "Whatever it is, Joey's probably overreacting."
    *a few minutes into the video*
    "...oh."

  • @StudioAlpha_
    @StudioAlpha_ 5 лет назад +1740

    Me: I am ready for this video!
    Joey reads: “my butt hurts...”
    Me: Still ready

    • @AhmedHassan-pz9uz
      @AhmedHassan-pz9uz 5 лет назад +3

      EVEN BETTER ;)

    • @mathisgolik3636
      @mathisgolik3636 5 лет назад +6

      i wasn't ready for this... i just eat mexican food i hope i don't have a weird brother

    • @deafgate7473
      @deafgate7473 5 лет назад +3

      I bet he picked up the soap

    • @deafgate7473
      @deafgate7473 5 лет назад +7

      @@peacefromheaven2366
      You know how condescending your statement is???
      What happened was truly devastating and gruesome.. I know people are mourning but you can't stop people making jokes.. especially if it's not connected to the incident at all..

    • @ChaosYami
      @ChaosYami 5 лет назад +1

      @@deafgate7473 i agree with ya.

  • @neckslicer
    @neckslicer 4 года назад +267

    rule 34.01 of the internet: if there's a kink, there's an eroge for it

  • @Kodeb8
    @Kodeb8 5 лет назад +398

    3:24
    >Fakku
    Ooooooooh shit, I can already hear the army going for Joey's house!

    • @jayisabird6031
      @jayisabird6031 5 лет назад +1

      I don't get it

    • @cardboardbox9215
      @cardboardbox9215 5 лет назад +49

      Kroolzz FAKKU! Betrayed HentaiHavens creator

    • @draoswaargbaal7598
      @draoswaargbaal7598 5 лет назад +7

      Fakkyu

    • @hypercharge2
      @hypercharge2 5 лет назад +3

      @@cardboardbox9215 didnt they come out later saying it was just a misunderstanding?

    • @ProwlXV
      @ProwlXV 5 лет назад

      @@hypercharge2 They did!

  • @polish_filipino
    @polish_filipino 5 лет назад +379

    12:44 Hey, I've heard of that game....
    _Oh wait, that's super weird. Why do I know that_

    • @LeonGun8
      @LeonGun8 5 лет назад

      *cough cough cough*

    • @gil_11
      @gil_11 5 лет назад

      Oh hey you're here too

    • @GreatRusio
      @GreatRusio 5 лет назад

      I read the manga lmao

  • @LostOnceLefthanded
    @LostOnceLefthanded 5 лет назад +138

    1:23
    *says Hentai~
    BAAM!! demonetized

  • @x-rayofmyhand8875
    @x-rayofmyhand8875 5 лет назад +1097

    "My little sister-
    Me: Oh! Is it like a non blood-related wincest?
    can't possibly-
    Me: Be this cute?
    -have a hemorrhoid
    Me: *confused weeb noises*

    • @MsIrrealis
      @MsIrrealis 5 лет назад +7

      Nani

    • @itosaga
      @itosaga 5 лет назад

      The world must be reset

    • @comicstrider4851
      @comicstrider4851 5 лет назад +6

      Jolyne: WHAT'S WRONG PUCCI? WHY DO YOU WANT TO RESET THE WORLD?
      Pucci: * shows the Eroge *

    • @pakacha8999
      @pakacha8999 5 лет назад

      **Confused Ora noises**

    • @fortitude899
      @fortitude899 5 лет назад

      SHIIIIIZZAAAAAA!!!

  • @phucgiang395
    @phucgiang395 5 лет назад +1661

    Literally no one:
    Not even aliens in Area 51:
    Japan: *dO yOu lIkE yOuNg gIrLs wItH hEmOrRhOiDs?*

  • @drops043
    @drops043 5 лет назад +69

    "professional practitioner of medicine"
    what a poetic way to say "doctor"

  • @janellewelch3118
    @janellewelch3118 5 лет назад +381

    "Can we just hurry up, and get to the hemorrhoids?" ~The Anime Man, 2019 😂😂😂😂

    • @DZ-1987
      @DZ-1987 5 лет назад +1

      We will remember this for eternity.

  • @lowlyloops
    @lowlyloops 5 лет назад +4045

    Little sis you can't sit with me
    Actually big bro I can't sit anywhere, I have
    *Turns to the camera*
    HeMoRrhOidS
    *edit* ᕙ░ ʘ̆ ᗜ ʘ̆ ░ᕗ thank you all for the likes!!!

  • @enteredyournamecorrectly9682
    @enteredyournamecorrectly9682 4 года назад +655

    Nobody:
    Absolutely nobody:
    Joey:Ero-gay

  • @TheKsenpai
    @TheKsenpai 5 лет назад +137

    I've had hemorrhoids before..... and i've been stabbed with a knife too. If i would have to choose between the two, i'd choose to get stabbed with a knife again instead of having hemms again.
    But i love your dialogue of two workers talking about that "gift" to their boss XD That shit was good.

  • @lemo8986
    @lemo8986 5 лет назад +317

    I went from watching a 10 hour bean compilation to this.
    *I am at the peak of my life*

    • @moomoostix5116
      @moomoostix5116 5 лет назад

      Lelouch. That's it. That's my reply

    • @haileybrindle2940
      @haileybrindle2940 5 лет назад +4

      Wtf is a bean compilation?

    • @lemo8986
      @lemo8986 5 лет назад +2

      @@haileybrindle2940
      10 hours of *B E A N*

    • @aidenr3310
      @aidenr3310 5 лет назад +1

      @@moomoostix5116 you truly are my friend...

    • @moomoostix5116
      @moomoostix5116 5 лет назад

      Wait... as in Mr.Bean or like actual beans

  • @xx_kabuto_xx8427
    @xx_kabuto_xx8427 5 лет назад +81

    Wait... On the background, is it the JoJo's Manga colection!!?

    • @petey5009
      @petey5009 4 года назад

      Yes

    • @kitty.kiwii.7844
      @kitty.kiwii.7844 4 года назад +2

      You tougth it was the Jojo's manga collection but it was me, Dio!!

    • @yes-jy6hx
      @yes-jy6hx 4 года назад +3

      Ayayayayay

  • @RukoHanaji
    @RukoHanaji 5 лет назад +172

    ...Knowing that hemorrhoids are pretty common in Japan now makes the "butt cream" moment in Corpse Party slightly less random and weird.
    Slightly.

    • @ls200076
      @ls200076 5 лет назад +3

      Hmm yes, I love *Butt cream* uhmmmmmmmmmm.

    • @Cyra_Kyara
      @Cyra_Kyara 5 лет назад +3

      Naomi: SEIKOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOO!

    • @MrCrasherdog
      @MrCrasherdog 5 лет назад

      Hemorrhoids are common?

    • @Penshraf
      @Penshraf 5 лет назад +1

      @@MrCrasherdog Yes.

    • @alphathehedgehogx96
      @alphathehedgehogx96 5 лет назад +2

      ah yes
      I gotta butter up my pooper
      gods

  • @nepton3921
    @nepton3921 5 лет назад +486

    When I Naruto run into Area 51 I'm going to make sure to give all the aliens hemorrhoids

    • @somegirl4631
      @somegirl4631 5 лет назад +10

      best comment of the day. 10/10 👍🏽
      keep up the good work

    • @funnymeme1847
      @funnymeme1847 5 лет назад +2

      Sixty nine likes

    • @axcolleen
      @axcolleen 5 лет назад

      Good luck trying to stay alive in the middle of going there

    • @pleasesmile5961
      @pleasesmile5961 5 лет назад +1

      Then I’ll give them all preparation ecchi

  • @sussy7527
    @sussy7527 4 года назад +148

    *hears name of website*
    *hears that there’s a link in the description to the website*
    *goes to the description*
    *see’s no link*
    ........;-;

    • @thecipher8495
      @thecipher8495 4 года назад +2

      fam youtube gon snoop-de-doop the description for that hen-tee link and demonitize

  • @harryc657
    @harryc657 5 лет назад +73

    Anime man does a 15 minute video talking about a little girl's herimoids.
    Here I am still laughing at the man ramming a car

  • @Ehh97
    @Ehh97 5 лет назад +236

    Me: Eating food
    Joey: Says name of the Eroge in question
    Me: *...stops eating.*

    • @MrCrasherdog
      @MrCrasherdog 5 лет назад +10

      *then starts eating that hemorrhoid bunghole*

    • @adr4122
      @adr4122 5 лет назад +1

      @ehhh ohhh weakling!!!!

    • @kichiro_3429
      @kichiro_3429 5 лет назад

      Same duuude

  • @smitemus
    @smitemus 5 лет назад +41

    "Past victim of hemorrhoids..."
    A villain of the worst kind smh

  • @Zeus-t5b
    @Zeus-t5b 5 лет назад +406

    Rest in peace Kyoto Animation members

    • @Zeus-t5b
      @Zeus-t5b 5 лет назад +2

      @raynaldo arlen k.eman Really?

    • @Zeus-t5b
      @Zeus-t5b 5 лет назад +18

      I hope the murderer gets to Hell when he dies. It's really sad how the Kyoto animation members died.

    • @albrian4169
      @albrian4169 5 лет назад +4

      @@Zeus-t5b Yes,he will

    • @gibusspy5544
      @gibusspy5544 Год назад

      They didn't die for this shi-

  • @nora-cv7kd
    @nora-cv7kd 5 лет назад +470

    Do you think god stays in heaven because he's afraid of what he created

  • @sin_wraith
    @sin_wraith 4 года назад +29

    11:18
    "It's f*ckin' nasty dawg" - The Anime Man 2019

  • @RimuKora
    @RimuKora 5 лет назад +276

    After i watched this video i saw
    *_Remember to keep comments respectful and to follow our Community Guidelines_*

    • @cherrygunslngrr5264
      @cherrygunslngrr5264 5 лет назад +8

      Anitai ya its under all the videos i watch like legit

    • @alvyna.5903
      @alvyna.5903 5 лет назад +9

      It's been like that for days...Where have you been?

    • @diremolt8251
      @diremolt8251 5 лет назад +3

      I DID TOO! (i’m lowkey scared and confused what if it’s a strike)

    • @Notcheesechess
      @Notcheesechess 5 лет назад +3

      What does it mean!? What did we do!?

    • @Sipeari95
      @Sipeari95 5 лет назад

      Strange, for me it just says:
      *Please press the shut down button on your computer and never turn it on again*

  • @duchi882
    @duchi882 5 лет назад +297

    *Preparation H?* Nah
    *Preparation Ecchi?* Perfection

  • @AnsonEnderBorn
    @AnsonEnderBorn 5 лет назад +173

    I have always wondered about this: Who says the Nya in the opening sequence? I seriously want to know.

    • @bxttersweetheart
      @bxttersweetheart 5 лет назад +24

      I think it's Vanilla from Nekopara ^^

    • @Eas0511
      @Eas0511 5 лет назад +13

      I thought it was Azusa from K-On!

    • @NightmareSnake
      @NightmareSnake 5 лет назад +31

      Actual answer: Nozomi from Mayoi Neko Overrun, from her very first appearance in the show.

    • @addoun
      @addoun 4 года назад +5

      I think its Koneko from High School DxD but i could me mistaken

    • @loyalsimpof8428
      @loyalsimpof8428 4 года назад +9

      It's Joey

  • @tomasroque3338
    @tomasroque3338 5 лет назад +350

    I was waiting for a KyoAni video. I was sure you'd make one as soon as possible, you have one of the largest channels in the anitube sphere.

    • @tomasroque3338
      @tomasroque3338 5 лет назад +65

      @Shayan Zaidi - Stephen Lewis SS (2682) I had no idea, thank you for the info. I'm glad he's trying to help in that way.

    • @woo5716
      @woo5716 5 лет назад +20

      ew wtf i actually thought there was a fly on my SCREEN

    • @Yue_mariin00
      @Yue_mariin00 5 лет назад +2

      This video was probably recorded a long time ago, not just today y'know...

    • @tylerwardlow8855
      @tylerwardlow8855 5 лет назад +21

      Check out his Twitter. He sent out his condolences there along with many other RUclipsrs who didn't want the attention to be given to the killer instead of the tragedy that occured.

    • @sayraa5742
      @sayraa5742 5 лет назад

      I hate your Icon

  • @s-aibamane
    @s-aibamane 5 лет назад +654

    Fakku:
    “Alright bois we need to make another eroge”
    “Bdsm?”
    “Nah we got those”
    “Futanari?”
    “Nah we have those as well”
    “LITTLE SISTER WITH HAEMORRHOIDS?”
    “YES”

    • @adamnajami4902
      @adamnajami4902 5 лет назад +1

      zerotohero lmao

    • @abdoufma
      @abdoufma 5 лет назад +4

      Fakku just translated the game, the Devs are Lyricbox

    • @akasakasvault7597
      @akasakasvault7597 5 лет назад

      Niiiiiiiiice

    • @jiiva1063
      @jiiva1063 5 лет назад +4

      WE NEED MORE FUTA there’s like two hentais and the third won is a collab that’s utter trash

    • @trulynavi4543
      @trulynavi4543 5 лет назад

      200th like yay it's even now

  • @comicstrider4851
    @comicstrider4851 5 лет назад +208

    Jolyne: WHAT'S WRONG PUCCI? WHY DO YOU WANT TO RESET THE WORLD?
    Pucci: * shows the Eroge *

    • @Assassin21BEKA
      @Assassin21BEKA 5 лет назад +3

      MUDA

    • @edge_nt
      @edge_nt 5 лет назад +3

      @@Assassin21BEKA ORA

    • @edge_nt
      @edge_nt 5 лет назад +7

      Emporio: What?! You too, Jolyne?! What's wrong with you 2? Why do you want to reset the world?

    • @scyred4568
      @scyred4568 5 лет назад +7

      And then everyone agreed to reset the world.

    • @notafurry5965
      @notafurry5965 5 лет назад +3

      Pucci: *shows 230053*

  • @Nightharmony69
    @Nightharmony69 5 лет назад +147

    All those shinobu's figures in the background 😂😂😂

  • @Osama-KIN_TMZ01
    @Osama-KIN_TMZ01 5 лет назад +130

    The title should be : *Almost 17 minutes of Joey trying to make sense of an Eroge.*

  • @randomindividual7600
    @randomindividual7600 5 лет назад +156

    Thank you Joey for teaching me more about the culture of the country of manga and anime, really apreciate ya

  • @shiningadomia
    @shiningadomia 4 года назад +22

    "Let me allow you to do a dramatic reading..."
    Oh, well, shit, I guess I didn't _need_ to read it through the first time when it came across the screen.

  • @nazarenoperezpelicon947
    @nazarenoperezpelicon947 5 лет назад +86

    2 hours in, still monetized.
    Here's hope the power of God and Animu is on your side

    • @ffls2706
      @ffls2706 5 лет назад +1

      Still monetized..

    • @amygomez8159
      @amygomez8159 5 лет назад

      Naza Pelicon still monetized

    • @jrb6885
      @jrb6885 5 лет назад

      Yup, It's still monetized

  • @nixel1324
    @nixel1324 5 лет назад +132

    Don't you mean henti?
    Also @13:35: I watch my Anime Man subbed.

  • @hoschpi5278
    @hoschpi5278 4 года назад +49

    Joey: Let’s hit the Hosp
    Me(whose last name is Hosp): Slightly terrified noises

  • @jtktheboss5474
    @jtktheboss5474 5 лет назад +257

    Joey: hey I found a hemorroid eroge.
    Sydsnap: am i a joke to you

    • @antimony2333
      @antimony2333 5 лет назад +5

      Wait what?

    • @thecipher8495
      @thecipher8495 4 года назад +1

      what now? i can't hear you.

    • @jtktheboss5474
      @jtktheboss5474 4 года назад +1

      Syd víveres this eroge before joey did in case anyone asks

  • @davidd1688
    @davidd1688 5 лет назад +79

    Doctor: There's no easy way of saying this but--
    Joey: Can we just skip to the hemorrhoids?

  • @vampbnuy
    @vampbnuy 5 лет назад +49

    *Comes into the video doused in holy water*
    *Hears things*
    *Proceeds to bleach brain while leaving*

  • @purplex360
    @purplex360 5 лет назад +1206

    "My Little Sister Can't Possibly Have a Hemorrhoid"
    Me: *googles hemorrhoid
    Me: :0
    Edit: oh my, I did not expect this much likes

    • @maacreat
      @maacreat 5 лет назад +7

      Isidore Lumiere Dharmaatmaja same lol

    • @vlowolvtake1797
      @vlowolvtake1797 5 лет назад +50

      My condolences, also welcome to the real world.

    • @hac.cho45
      @hac.cho45 5 лет назад +1

      Same😭😭

    • @weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
      @weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 5 лет назад +5

      Wot is that.
      (Is it gross...?)

    • @hac.cho45
      @hac.cho45 5 лет назад +8

      @@weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee it is

  • @comicstrider4851
    @comicstrider4851 5 лет назад +146

    I'm surprised Joey haven't talked about the KyoAni fire yet, didn't he say he loves Clannad?

    • @lytuy7952
      @lytuy7952 5 лет назад +9

      When it hurts, people might avoid it.

    • @GloriousAguacate
      @GloriousAguacate 5 лет назад +1

      I believe he did make a video about the incident a little while back? Not sure when but just look at uploads

    • @inoob26
      @inoob26 5 лет назад +1

      @@Iloveyouguysforgivingmelove You do realized the comment is a week older than the video right?

    • @Iloveyouguysforgivingmelove
      @Iloveyouguysforgivingmelove 5 лет назад

      @@inoob26 yea

  • @ShaggyIRL42
    @ShaggyIRL42 5 лет назад +100

    "Bleeding ~nya" - perfection

    • @joey7107
      @joey7107 3 года назад +2

      u damn right

  • @joshtown9504
    @joshtown9504 5 лет назад +85

    I played this eroge before and it confuse me until now, my first reaction when i see that title was literally "wtf is hemorrhoids?"

    • @balusteidl1740
      @balusteidl1740 5 лет назад +2

      I have started playing without knowing too xd, i have quickly decided after the first hentai scene to drop this game.

    • @joshtown9504
      @joshtown9504 5 лет назад +2

      @@VaroJMedia if I'm not wrong i think it was "my sister can't possibly have hemorrhoids"

  • @dillzee
    @dillzee 5 лет назад +55

    -Ni-San, I got hemroids...
    -Tf u tellin' me for? Go tell mom.

  • @chahinmorsli7018
    @chahinmorsli7018 5 лет назад +25

    shit joey you should do some japanese voice acting. loved how that senpai sounded 14:01

    • @andresmartinez1480
      @andresmartinez1480 5 лет назад +1

      I think he said in one of his videos that he used to do voice acting lol maybe thats why it sounded on point haha

  • @rshardex
    @rshardex 5 лет назад +108

    After this video I think I am going to move to Japan, my stories are going to make a huge success, you know if people talk about this game.

    • @ffls2706
      @ffls2706 5 лет назад

      ... What kind of stories do you create??!

    • @rshardex
      @rshardex 5 лет назад +1

      @@ffls2706 nothing special, stories about heroes, some love stories and drama nothing porn don't worry

    • @John_winston
      @John_winston 5 лет назад

      @@rshardex does it have brother-sister or single mother-children relationship ?

    • @rshardex
      @rshardex 5 лет назад

      @@John_winston nope

    • @John_winston
      @John_winston 5 лет назад

      @@rshardex well what's the hook then ?

  • @mairou996
    @mairou996 5 лет назад +108

    You know the video is something when youtube reminds you of the Community Guidelines

    • @huntermcintosh8173
      @huntermcintosh8173 5 лет назад +21

      I find they're doing that on like all videos now

    • @todoxx
      @todoxx 5 лет назад +3

      It’s on all videos i think

  • @novadocabey9308
    @novadocabey9308 5 лет назад +10

    I love how the lights in the background make hearts in Joey's eyes

  • @vanitor
    @vanitor 5 лет назад +136

    Nobody:
    Anime Games: *Reality can be whatever I want*

    • @jaylinwood1550
      @jaylinwood1550 5 лет назад +9

      No one:
      Japanese eroge companies: YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE COOL? A GAME ABOUT INCEST AND HEMORRHOIDS

    • @Adam-qz5cw
      @Adam-qz5cw 5 лет назад +3

      ANIME GAMES GOT THE REALITY STONE

    • @theanchorshat585
      @theanchorshat585 5 лет назад

      *I can do Anything*

  • @Sugar_sweet_hearts
    @Sugar_sweet_hearts 5 лет назад +123

    joey:my butt hurts
    me in my dirty minded bc of yaoi state: I CAN ALREADY SEE THE MANGA

  • @a.k.3943
    @a.k.3943 5 лет назад +104

    Joey: *Erogays*
    Third grade me: _dies_

  • @millermiller3439
    @millermiller3439 5 лет назад +27

    Hey Joey, just wanted to ask if you could do a vid for Kyoto Ani. It's really sad and hope we can get some Fs in the chat.

    • @FrankKitteh
      @FrankKitteh 5 лет назад

      F

    • @thanglongnguyenvu3815
      @thanglongnguyenvu3815 5 лет назад

      I think he'll do it when he can and if he wants to. Praying for it doesn't necessarily mean he has to do a video about it. He isn't that thirsty for views.

    • @amatsukiko
      @amatsukiko 5 лет назад

      *F*

    • @lukastreuer8121
      @lukastreuer8121 5 лет назад

      F

  • @tkmiz
    @tkmiz 5 лет назад +294

    Me reading the title:
    *Now I know what im doing tonight :)*

  • @DarronGA
    @DarronGA 5 лет назад +4

    Finally! someone not talking about kyo ani, thanks man. I needed a break from all the depressing stuff that happened. Prays and condolences to the victims though...

  • @lucygirl1111
    @lucygirl1111 5 лет назад +43

    i was expecting something about the kyoto fire as the next video i wasn't expecting this

    • @590dami
      @590dami 5 лет назад +7

      probably a pre recorded vid, you upload them and set the day when they're coming up, judging by the channel size i would not be impressed if he sets vids 3+ weeks prior

    • @lucygirl1111
      @lucygirl1111 5 лет назад +1

      @@590dami i see i have no clue about how uploading on youtube works so thanks for explaining it ^^

    • @590dami
      @590dami 5 лет назад +1

      @@lucygirl1111 i can't confirm or deny this is the case though, make your own conclusion out of it, i would assume he just forgot about this one going up/doesn't want to cover that topic for x reason. :)

    • @lucygirl1111
      @lucygirl1111 5 лет назад +1

      @@590dami well i do think that he would be pretty sad about the kyoto animation fire if i remember corrctly wasn't it one of joey's favorite studio's?

    • @590dami
      @590dami 5 лет назад

      @@lucygirl1111 if that's the case and he won't put a video we must understand that people deal with stuff very differently from each other, maybe hes' still making up his mind about it. I don't follow his work really so ican't say for sure.

  • @owenzakai
    @owenzakai 5 лет назад +103

    Can’t wait for the sequel “ I want to eat your hemorrhoids”

  • @bobbysworld281995
    @bobbysworld281995 5 лет назад +57

    "Won't be monetized"
    *presses skip on Mini Ladd Kingdoms game*

  • @Kurisiti
    @Kurisiti 5 лет назад +5

    OMG Sydsnap did a video talking about this! I had the exact same reaction as you once I heard the title for the first time! XD

  • @aruhiro3882
    @aruhiro3882 5 лет назад +40

    My parents came into my room while I was watching this.
    Im using headphones, so they, of course, only saw that talking guy, but I never felt so dirty in my life
    Gonna burn my computer now

  • @Lilas.Duveteux
    @Lilas.Duveteux 5 лет назад +13

    Weirdest manga I have read: "Chotto Kawaii Iron Maiden". It looks like your typical high school yuri, until you finish the first novel. It is a comedy with torture as a subject. Yes.

  • @ayla6548
    @ayla6548 5 лет назад +11

    I love Joey’s pronunciation of the Swedish “mörkblå” that is the colour dark blue.

  • @Aryaarc1
    @Aryaarc1 5 лет назад +59

    *Joey be like*
    *A week ago* : I cant say or use this word.
    *Now* : It's called "Oreihemo" and it sucks!

    • @psychoh7329
      @psychoh7329 5 лет назад +2

      Aryaman .C you.....we friends now

  • @ToonMageChannel
    @ToonMageChannel 5 лет назад +21

    Oh so "eroge" comes from the english words erotic and game just with Japanized accent.

  • @RueRyuzaki6
    @RueRyuzaki6 5 лет назад +7

    I was waiting for you to cover this game Im so glad you did

  • @polish_filipino
    @polish_filipino 5 лет назад +56

    Hey man, it is Japan after all. Of course they would have some weird Eroge games

    • @warzy01
      @warzy01 5 лет назад +2

      You say that but there is pretty of fucked up porn coming from the west too...

    • @ashtonhoward5582
      @ashtonhoward5582 5 лет назад

      Saying game after eroge is redundant. It's literally an abbreviation for ero and game (game being in Japanese).

    • @winrylust6947
      @winrylust6947 5 лет назад

      @@ashtonhoward5582 chill

    • @ashtonhoward5582
      @ashtonhoward5582 5 лет назад

      @@winrylust6947 if I were any chiller, I'd get hypothermia. I was just letting him know, though I do think it came off as a bit much, but I couldn't think of a better way to say it.

    • @mfajriyanurian7515
      @mfajriyanurian7515 5 лет назад

      But i think never been this weird.... I mean Hemorrhoid???
      Really bro?...

  • @caramelle0191
    @caramelle0191 5 лет назад +12

    I was watching this in the waiting room of the doctors room and I was trying not to burst out laughing and drop my phone. I was shaking so much because it was cold in the room and I didn’t want anyone to see.

  • @oddballaklyama4395
    @oddballaklyama4395 5 лет назад +13

    Legit lost it at "Orehemo"
    Oh Joey, never change

  • @snowykaze
    @snowykaze 5 лет назад +36

    You got this monetized. I'm seeing ads.
    Nice?

  • @DesiSkorm
    @DesiSkorm 5 лет назад +3

    13:35 - 14:05 I loved that part SO MUCH! Mainly because it's my first time hearing Joey speak japanese, and also because those were some very, very nice acting skills :D

  • @devneia
    @devneia 5 лет назад +27

    The moment he said that, can't believe my friends shitpost was real

  • @GoonCommander
    @GoonCommander 5 лет назад +52

    Why are Visual Novels actually considered Games when some barely have choices, I think it deserves it's own Classification not in but On the same level as games.

    • @newCoCoY6
      @newCoCoY6 5 лет назад +7

      If you don't eat your Jam Cold I dont want to talk. It does have its own classification. Its called "visual novels". Besides, i know a game wherein people can play it, but player input doesn't matter. Its called snakes and ladders. That game basically plays itself the same way a visual novel doesnt have any input from the player.

    • @MrCrasherdog
      @MrCrasherdog 5 лет назад +7

      You know what else doesn’t really involve user interaction? Gambling. Stop loot boxes today!

    • @ashchisalleh1454
      @ashchisalleh1454 5 лет назад +2

      You just lazy read text

    • @user-qu2gj9de1b
      @user-qu2gj9de1b 5 лет назад +1

      Depends on the visual novel really , some visual novels leaves more liberty and gives more choices than others

    • @jazzyj3059
      @jazzyj3059 5 лет назад

      @@user-qu2gj9de1b yep.

  • @jingeralea
    @jingeralea 5 лет назад +10

    This cannot be real I’m litterally crying and shaking right now my little sister would never have a hemroid.

  • @kikisniper2579
    @kikisniper2579 5 лет назад +10

    Joey, my man, I love you, great video. But I'm just completely against Fakku right now given the HH situation.

  • @SpectralUmbreon197
    @SpectralUmbreon197 5 лет назад +16

    I have seen so much crap at this point, that I have ceased to be surprised by anything.

  • @anxiealt9733
    @anxiealt9733 4 года назад +6

    Joey: There's no way this video is gonna be monetized.
    RUclips: Don't worry i got you. *Plays an ad*

  • @GravitWry
    @GravitWry 5 лет назад +11

    Basically Joey: Why does this exist?
    Me: Why not? ಥ‿ಥ

  • @goncalovieira4334
    @goncalovieira4334 5 лет назад +52

    I really thought you were going to talk about the incident in kyoto, but I guess this is a more uplifting topic so yeah, not disappointed

    • @waterbottlesareoverrated5250
      @waterbottlesareoverrated5250 5 лет назад +2

      Other than that, check out his tweets and help out there! Prayers to KyoAni

    • @peacefromheaven2366
      @peacefromheaven2366 5 лет назад

      I dont know what are you on, this is dissapointing and distasteful as hell. Making a shtpost video about hentai while the rest of the community is saddened and mourning. Just to make people forget about what happened. Even if he does not want to talk about the killer, this is dissapointing coming from him.

    • @soraraven2704
      @soraraven2704 5 лет назад +3

      What is he suppose to do? Not upload anything because this type of video is normal and people could use a good laugh at the moment also he probably recorded this video way before the incident as well

    • @peacefromheaven2366
      @peacefromheaven2366 5 лет назад

      Yeah you are right! what was i thinking? i should just chill tf out, like… people die every day all around the world, some were burned but is not big deal right? who gives a damn anyways. Lets be good oblivious otakus and go back to the dumb memes and hentai jokes and stuff.

    • @Rita-kx3yr
      @Rita-kx3yr 5 лет назад +7

      @@peacefromheaven2366 I understand your reaction. It was indeed a horrible attack which will be remembered by the community for decades.
      But KyoAni was known for their uplifting work. For providing comfort and peace during times of distress. I can't imagine they'd want everyone to suspend their lives while they grieve.
      Everyone is dealing with the fire differently. For some, regaining a sense of normality is important right now. For others, its remembering the fun they've always associated with anime. But no matter the method, no one has forgotten Kyoto Animation.
      Right now let people cope however they please. And maybe remind people about Sentai's GoFundMe page.
      Either way I hope you're handling things alright.

  • @Mimyakko
    @Mimyakko 5 лет назад +1

    Idk if you've done this already but you should totally make a video about touring Japan. Like specific places that anime fans would never think to visit or just some underappreciated areas

  • @NoName-rq8ec
    @NoName-rq8ec 5 лет назад +7

    I really hope that KyoAni recovers from that tragic incident ❤️

  • @kaynstoopid448
    @kaynstoopid448 5 лет назад +29

    1:51
    is this what initial D would look like if it was a hentai?

    • @monoman567
      @monoman567 4 года назад

      Nah they already go that covered with moero downhill night

    • @bocchithean-cap3404
      @bocchithean-cap3404 4 года назад +1

      You mean the original didn't look like that

  • @jamesback8024
    @jamesback8024 3 года назад

    THIS IS STILL MONETIZED!!!! WOO HOO!
    Congrats Joey on evading the Algorithm Hammer

  • @とふこ
    @とふこ 5 лет назад +7

    "can't belive this game exist"
    Basically all games on dlsite's ecchi-eng subpage from loli kidnap to underwater ryona (China inferno) ... Japan please never change