We all are in the same shared psychosis, intoxicated to the rabbles of a loony rube. We need to escape but the jests only contribute, Irony is "the song of a bird who has come to love it's cage" - Lewis Hyde
“You’re my GOAT of having a seven hour old comment with no likes” is the most utterly brutal and savage attack I’ve heard in months, I would never recover from that
@@Sheamu5 I uploaded music 15-16 years ago, so I was like 14-15 back then. I still find comments of my pretentious teenage douchiness that I have to delete lmao
"'I want the bacon that shatters like GLASS' - me after getting hit with the laser that makes people forget about the word crispy (is this something?)" - me after getting hit with the laser that makes me forget the use of similes to add comedic effect or to further exemplify my point.
27:37 i feel so seen. When i was 10 visiting vietnam we slept in the living room and every night i’d get scared the chandelier would fall and kill us all.
Grocery delivery makes a lot of sense when I owned my business it was super helpful but I do some deliveries with DoorDash and some people put in like 40-60 item orders it takes me like 30-40 mins and they only add like 10-15 dollars on an grocery order that costs 200-300 dollars they probably make more than 15-20 and hour 🤷♂️
6:30 me too nl, i'm a foodpilled grocerycel i spend so much time wandering around. but also i work in the online order department of a grocery store and as someone with an inside look...i never want to have underpayed strangers handling the picking of my groceries, especially not the produce. i will not do it unless i absolutely had to
I’m pretty sure the original gamer that shat himself was a Runescape player trying to go for the most smithing xp in one day, which is actually 30 hours because of how the hiscores work. He shat himself and got third place
Mvko and Netuh released a song called Lung Butter on 4/19/2024 (dont care for Mvkos monotonous voice ever, just noticed cause the rare phrase convergence) very weird to see this shit used on the same day cause before now i probably only heard the phrase once or twice lol 54:17
ive worked in a lot of jobs and so far every one has had regular drug use from important people what I've learned is you want a job where people are smoking weed. Coke jobs are just bad news and tobacco jobs are high stress. but Jobs where someone working there for a couple years smokes weed regularly are super relaxed jobs in my experience.
official channels are more type-A viewer, and probably don't go in for it, live viewers get it on the platform and type-Bs come here anyway so he has all the bases covered
For the life of me. I can't understand why NL struggles so much on that ice bridge. He has been at that thing for what seems like weeks. I swear I have watched 15 different videos of him pushing that rock on that little ice slope, then just never even getting close to crossing the thin bridge part and eventually fully choaking and losing it. I don't get it. Is he intentionally throwing to just chat? Like every attempt looks like he is intentionally trying not to do it. Sorry to be a momentary type A chatter, but jesus there must be some kind of crosswind ice dynamics on that bridge or something. Not sure why those like progression games trigger my type A brain, but yet if he plays SAP for 1000 hours I just go. ah ok shark with a melon anyways what are we talking about. Maybe its just cause those games only have 1 goal which is to progress further, where as SAP I could see him just trying new things to play around with them. idk. Also sorry to use the comments section as my personal inner voice battleground.
I bought a pizza for a large fraction of a bitcoin. It wasn't even that good. But it taught me that my parents hadn't taught me to evaluate risk or investments in the slightest and encouraged me to put my money on the stock market. And that's been good.
Moral bankruptcy: Spending money to have food delivered Moral supremacy: Spending $16,000 a year on 6 Disney cruises because you think playing video games 20 hours a week is a Herculean job that needs 120 vacation days to recharge Dudes so deep in and blind to his own privilege he thinks people exercising 1% of what he does make them bad.
As far as I’m aware, he doesn’t actually think he deserves cruise vacations because streaming is so hard. He usually calls streaming the borderline easiest job in the world. I think it’s just that he can take those vacations, so he does.
6:56 someone calling NL insane then admitting they only go to the grocery store once a month is just... hilarious. Like, do you leave the house?? Most people go 1-2 times a week, I used to go 4 times a week because the store was next to my workplace.
In high school, a friend one or two years above me tried to put me onto bitcoin. She had just done a paper on it for her economics class and tried explaining it to me, but I had no understanding of computers or money so it made no sense to me. I was 14 with no money and no job, so I wrote it off. Pretty sure it was under $500 then. Oopsie
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ah, "cocky want boing boing", another instant classic
he also doesn't elaborate on it after the jump cut
each thumbnail, a glimpse of librarian’s dark and twisted mind…..
The titles are a collection of ramblings from a madman
We all are in the same shared psychosis, intoxicated to the rabbles of a loony rube. We need to escape but the jests only contribute, Irony is "the song of a bird who has come to love it's cage" - Lewis Hyde
So true
chat please decide if i'll be eating spaghettios w/ sliced franks or spaghetti and meatballs today. both chef boyardee (canned)
I keep thinking they cannot become more cursed and yet he gains
“You’re my GOAT of having a seven hour old comment with no likes” is the most utterly brutal and savage attack I’ve heard in months, I would never recover from that
Nothing like rewatching a video from 5yr ago and seeing your comment sitting there with 1 like from yourself
@@Sheamu5You need the lows for the highs to be worth the chase.
@@Sheamu5I like it, it's like why the fuck did I say that for?
@@Sheamu5 I uploaded music 15-16 years ago, so I was like 14-15 back then. I still find comments of my pretentious teenage douchiness that I have to delete lmao
On youtube - Where the librarian at? Viewer want bits and banter!
“i want the bacon that shatters like GLASS” - me after getting hit with the laser that makes people forget the word crispy (is this something)
"'I want the bacon that shatters like GLASS' - me after getting hit with the laser that makes people forget about the word crispy (is this something?)" - me after getting hit with the laser that makes me forget the use of similes to add comedic effect or to further exemplify my point.
+1
“Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day” - me after getting hit with the laser that makes people forget the phrase “let’s bang”
Oh it‘s something
the chatter who wrote "me when i sniffin my gorl's lil pootise and scorned beefo" made me cry laugh
A latent James Joyce
Love it when a Dan Hentschel tweet leaves it's intended audience
the intended audience is the outside audience
him listing off the Home Alone booby traps just sounds like the intro to Method Man
+2
hooooly shit
My compliments to the chef on another delectably hilarious thumbnail
NL Videos are not so different from a podcast clip with subway surfers underneath.
Ice ramp is new girder
32:40 horse girl always has large gums and a fiancee at 19 as well. I dont make the rules
Large gums and married at 19 is so insanely spot on
24:50 NY post released an article 2 days ago “Daily showers are purely ‘performative’ and have no real health benefit, experts insist”
Maximizing gooning time with my family
Anything but this thumbnail
50:00 I love this clip so much
27:37 i feel so seen. When i was 10 visiting vietnam we slept in the living room and every night i’d get scared the chandelier would fall and kill us all.
Grocery delivery makes a lot of sense when I owned my business it was super helpful but I do some deliveries with DoorDash and some people put in like 40-60 item orders it takes me like 30-40 mins and they only add like 10-15 dollars on an grocery order that costs 200-300 dollars they probably make more than 15-20 and hour 🤷♂️
I love you librarian
Holy the banter today is on fire 🔥
Those last 20 minutes hit different. My sides are still recovering from NL's curse on Apollo and Chib's "riddle."
Didn't know Scott Adams is getting Zuckerberged
6:30 me too nl, i'm a foodpilled grocerycel i spend so much time wandering around. but also i work in the online order department of a grocery store and as someone with an inside look...i never want to have underpayed strangers handling the picking of my groceries, especially not the produce. i will not do it unless i absolutely had to
Waahs above replacment is such a good niche reference
Holy shit i literally made an rpg fanfic of our class that I was able to present to the class, and I'd talk to people that wanted to be in it.
nothing is predetermined. Not that you can do anything but rather nothing ever happens at all, and that is predetermined
anxiety bit got me fucked up
I’m pretty sure the original gamer that shat himself was a Runescape player trying to go for the most smithing xp in one day, which is actually 30 hours because of how the hiscores work. He shat himself and got third place
Mvko and Netuh released a song called Lung Butter on 4/19/2024 (dont care for Mvkos monotonous voice ever, just noticed cause the rare phrase convergence)
very weird to see this shit used on the same day cause before now i probably only heard the phrase once or twice lol 54:17
I feel too connected to all Bits and Banter episodes
26:33 i dont wash my hands after peeing in my own home because I dont touch anything. I open/close/flush the toilet with my foot
ive worked in a lot of jobs and so far every one has had regular drug use from important people
what I've learned is you want a job where people are smoking weed. Coke jobs are just bad news and tobacco jobs are high stress. but Jobs where someone working there for a couple years smokes weed regularly are super relaxed jobs in my experience.
Level 99: krokodil job
goated outro
my grocery store delivered groceries before Uber Eats existed, it was a £5 fee and you chose your date and time for delivery.
is Canada behind the times? I've got 60 minute grocery delivery
yes it's almost as good in Australia too, depending on where u live
Thumbnail made me scream laugh today, another banger
ah yes the classic sips shaggy duet
This ice section is driving me insane
29:59 in brazil we call that torresmo
Me when cocky want boing boing
Any clue why NL doesn't do chat on screen for his streams?
He's likely got a good reason I just don't think I've ever heard it.
official channels are more type-A viewer, and probably don't go in for it, live viewers get it on the platform and type-Bs come here anyway so he has all the bases covered
plus, that would mean editing and NL can't do that
1:00 this mf traumatized by java swing at college
For the life of me. I can't understand why NL struggles so much on that ice bridge. He has been at that thing for what seems like weeks. I swear I have watched 15 different videos of him pushing that rock on that little ice slope, then just never even getting close to crossing the thin bridge part and eventually fully choaking and losing it. I don't get it. Is he intentionally throwing to just chat? Like every attempt looks like he is intentionally trying not to do it. Sorry to be a momentary type A chatter, but jesus there must be some kind of crosswind ice dynamics on that bridge or something. Not sure why those like progression games trigger my type A brain, but yet if he plays SAP for 1000 hours I just go. ah ok shark with a melon anyways what are we talking about. Maybe its just cause those games only have 1 goal which is to progress further, where as SAP I could see him just trying new things to play around with them. idk. Also sorry to use the comments section as my personal inner voice battleground.
buy it and report back
The walls are the training wheels he refuses to take off
You see Batman, type A chatting is like gravity...
All it takes is one little push...
@@idfrigginkman o for sure not. i have no interest.
If Ryan does grow his hair out, he could do a Ceasar cosplay from Fallout New Vegas in turn of the recent show
Some amazing bits today
55:26 I know an english teacher watched this and had a conniption
56:04 He might dip you in mama liz's grim reaper oil.
I bought a pizza for a large fraction of a bitcoin. It wasn't even that good. But it taught me that my parents hadn't taught me to evaluate risk or investments in the slightest and encouraged me to put my money on the stock market. And that's been good.
As a nightshift guy I felt so violated bro nightshift sucks and I really don't think people acknowledge it lol
im 3 weeks before my final exam, every day is thursday
16:00 shit must have smelled like digested sushi all the time
Moral bankruptcy: Spending money to have food delivered
Moral supremacy: Spending $16,000 a year on 6 Disney cruises because you think playing video games 20 hours a week is a Herculean job that needs 120 vacation days to recharge
Dudes so deep in and blind to his own privilege he thinks people exercising 1% of what he does make them bad.
GET HIS ASS
As far as I’m aware, he doesn’t actually think he deserves cruise vacations because streaming is so hard. He usually calls streaming the borderline easiest job in the world. I think it’s just that he can take those vacations, so he does.
I was the RPG fanfic kid 😵💫
6:56 someone calling NL insane then admitting they only go to the grocery store once a month is just... hilarious. Like, do you leave the house?? Most people go 1-2 times a week, I used to go 4 times a week because the store was next to my workplace.
A casual 11pm puck drop
God bless the librarian
Thumbnail went brazy
bless librarian
aint nothing regular about swiss cheese...
36:03 make me happy to be an NL fan:)
Riki want slop slop
Who else edging till Librarian hits 100k subs
day 103 asking for nl 10hr breathing compilation
In high school, a friend one or two years above me tried to put me onto bitcoin. She had just done a paper on it for her economics class and tried explaining it to me, but I had no understanding of computers or money so it made no sense to me.
I was 14 with no money and no job, so I wrote it off. Pretty sure it was under $500 then. Oopsie
i sciribed
Literally if people DIDNT exchange their bitcoin to buy random things, it never would have gained value as a currency....
holllllyyyy how is he so based?
A lot of us have been friends with both gay son and promiscuous daughter and most of them turned out alright
This is by far your worst thumbnail yet. Keep 'em coming.
I don't have a Twitch. Can someone ask NL to play PokéRogue?
this outro clip ruins me ive watched this clip 50 times
Blursed thumbnail
Librarian, sincerely, i respect your artistic freedom but this title caused me injury
baldge
1nd
19 seconds no views smh
how was your work honey? did you retrigger any 2s, 3s, 4s, or 5s today?
its OVER bro