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  • Опубликовано: 8 янв 2025

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  • @gellebelle1
    @gellebelle1 2 года назад +5364

    "I gotta cover up the hole I punched in the wall from when the Lakers lost..." 😂😂😂

    • @bestvideoscompilation8728
      @bestvideoscompilation8728  2 года назад +547

      “BeCAuSe I LiKe tO ThInK CrItiCaLLy AnD LoGiCalLy” 💀😂

    • @gigggiii
      @gigggiii 2 года назад +25

      @@bestvideoscompilation8728 😭😭

    • @gellebelle1
      @gellebelle1 2 года назад +197

      @@bestvideoscompilation8728 But "FeMAles THinK wITh TheIR EmOTIonS!" That's what those "high value" clowns say, right?

    • @hiinsanity
      @hiinsanity 2 года назад +18

      LMAOOOOOOOOO

    • @libertyseagle141
      @libertyseagle141 2 года назад +7

      Does anybody actually like the Lakers anymore? Especially because of LeBron James....

  • @Charmayne7
    @Charmayne7 2 года назад +7733

    I love that these young women are ruthlessly roasting these fools. It makes me feel a little better about the future!

  • @submissiveproviderstboth9485
    @submissiveproviderstboth9485 2 года назад +7271

    "Smoking HENNY and DRINKING CRACK"😭😭😭😭🤡

  • @brittw9781
    @brittw9781 2 года назад +1959

    “Okay you want a high value man, answer me this....are you willing to stop thinking stop speaking...” 😂😂😂

    • @ms.x1669
      @ms.x1669 2 года назад +30

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @AS-tb2mo
      @AS-tb2mo 2 года назад +40

      And women be like yes if thats what it takes. Oftentimes still don't have man. I can't figure that shit out.

    • @sarauniyaGH
      @sarauniyaGH 2 года назад +28

      Don't forget stop breathing 🤣

    • @lilscenechick1995
      @lilscenechick1995 2 года назад +12

      The sad part is, there are pick-me women out there who are willing to do that

    • @electricbeing993
      @electricbeing993 2 года назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

  • @mochaxbunnii4266
    @mochaxbunnii4266 2 года назад +893

    “while my daddy was out smoking henny and drinking crack…” took me tf out 😭

  • @MuslimahNefertari
    @MuslimahNefertari 2 года назад +4726

    The only thing I get out of cis straight men's podcast is that clowns will agree without hesitation with other clowns. At least they have a support group for the lonely and broken-hearted.

  • @marisajanine1009
    @marisajanine1009 2 года назад +2756

    "I give her stress, like cutting grass with scissors" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @MikaAKAJada
      @MikaAKAJada 2 года назад +35

      😂

    • @solala1312
      @solala1312 2 года назад +68

      those two made me scream laugh so loud I scared myself. loved all the responses ✨

    • @wonderwoman5070
      @wonderwoman5070 2 года назад +1

      🙃

    • @hereiam1041
      @hereiam1041 2 года назад +4

      😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Msd4-13
      @Msd4-13 2 года назад +24

      Are we gonna talk about how beautiful they were!

  • @sweettee1257
    @sweettee1257 2 года назад +1545

    "why would my mama have me: I don't even want to be here" HOLLEEERRRIINNNGGG

    • @DestinyxWorship
      @DestinyxWorship 2 года назад +44

      That’s how a lot of men think fr 🤣 they want to be us so bad now

    • @sweettee1257
      @sweettee1257 2 года назад +34

      @@DestinyxWorship I can't blame them. Womanhood lit!!!

    • @SR77736
      @SR77736 2 года назад +9

      That whole bit took me out lmao

    • @mindingmybusiness6309
      @mindingmybusiness6309 2 года назад +1

      Lmao

  • @valeriaswanne
    @valeriaswanne 2 года назад +1249

    I'll always remember those times I let my ex rile himself up over how I wouldn't "respect his masculine authority". He would be standing up, half shouting half crying about how "women are based on emotion" and not recognize my smug look at the irony of it all.

    • @SQUELCH-zj7il
      @SQUELCH-zj7il 2 года назад +84

      😏 😏😏 What a silly billy he was

    • @No44778
      @No44778 2 года назад +166

      Seriously, the men making those claims are usually so damn emotional

    • @peachbooks3199
      @peachbooks3199 2 года назад +75

      the lack of self awareness of these hetero men will forever be an enigma to me. it's embarassing

    • @sheskates6551
      @sheskates6551 2 года назад +5

      🤣🤣

    • @yeemawheaver1387
      @yeemawheaver1387 2 года назад +36

      It's funny how men cry about women being emotional.

  • @KatBlaque
    @KatBlaque 2 года назад +1272

    THE HITACHI AS A MIC LOL

  • @NinaKarle
    @NinaKarle 2 года назад +1949

    Hilarious...the women came thru. .that one watching his mother shoveling snow but definitely there for her protection. Dwll

    • @sunkissedbytmh3219
      @sunkissedbytmh3219 2 года назад +70

      Yes.... so many good ones. That one had me rollin 🤣

    • @NinaKarle
      @NinaKarle 2 года назад +43

      @@sunkissedbytmh3219 true...some really good ones.. Had to go back and watch again. Sad but funny.

  • @deasyastarr
    @deasyastarr 2 года назад +2240

    “We are under attack by the modern wo-…oop!🤭 I was almost respectful” I can’t 🤣🤣🤣

    • @theblackschwab3561
      @theblackschwab3561 2 года назад +4

      Honestly how is "female" a disrespectful term to women? I don't get it.

    • @deasyastarr
      @deasyastarr 2 года назад +149

      @@theblackschwab3561 because you can call anything a female, animals, plants. We call males men because that assigns their humanity to them. Calling us women denotes our humanity.

    • @junawallace7315
      @junawallace7315 2 года назад +60

      @@deasyastarr preach sis...I don't think they heard you in the back fr

    • @pinkspirit6986
      @pinkspirit6986 2 года назад +20

      @@theblackschwab3561 female is not even used in other languages to refer to people, like you never hear it I doubt you'd even hear it in a fucking nature documentary. Literally no one says males either, I wonder why??maybe they want to be seen as human?

    • @kiarah5368
      @kiarah5368 2 года назад +2

      @@theblackschwab3561 I'm honestly confused as well. Ppl get offended by a lot of things these days. I say "ladies" or "females". I call men "dudes" or "guys". The only term I see being offensive is calling a woman a girl.

  • @ladydusk1
    @ladydusk1 2 года назад +2851

    They say the best comedy emanates from a place of pain. That's why these videos are so important. Because while I'm laughing at the awesome impressions, I'm aware of the pain caused by the male troglodytes out there who inspire the parodies. Stay strong ladies...laughter is the best medicine, along with wisdom and awareness.

  • @nytoy8
    @nytoy8 2 года назад +238

    It's the "partially furnished apartment" that does it for me. LOLOLOLOL

  • @ellejaydotson5406
    @ellejaydotson5406 2 года назад +1123

    LMAOFF! Women are hilarious when we get out our feelings and just mock them for the RiDAMNdiculousness of who they are.

    • @HALOSnHORNS
      @HALOSnHORNS 2 года назад +35

      Oops are we trauma bonding 🤭

    • @ellejaydotson5406
      @ellejaydotson5406 2 года назад +67

      @@HALOSnHORNS - Ops! Was that a Freudian slip? The fact you would call it trauma says more about men than it does women.

    • @HALOSnHORNS
      @HALOSnHORNS 2 года назад +20

      @ElleJay Dotson I called it trauma bonding because its the term used when people all agree with the fact that something cause harm to multiple people. I.e. men putting women through the ringer...So 🤔 no on the Freudian slip, perosnally but however you gotta understand the joke.

    • @HALOSnHORNS
      @HALOSnHORNS 2 года назад +12

      @ElleJay Dotson I think we are agreeing, I'm not sure. Men fucked us up is my whole point 🤣 and we bonding over that shit. damn it's to early in the morning to be this confused.

    • @ellejaydotson5406
      @ellejaydotson5406 2 года назад +10

      @@HALOSnHORNS - Your comment sounds sarcastic.

  • @esemusic8294
    @esemusic8294 2 года назад +964

    "Mum, yes I've done the dishes" 😂😂

    • @KhaosDancer
      @KhaosDancer 2 года назад +60

      Voice got high pitched af

    • @solaris5922
      @solaris5922 2 года назад +19

      @@KhaosDancer the way how I snorted 🤣🤣🤣

    • @RoseMidnight
      @RoseMidnight 2 года назад +18

      She went from 36 to 6 real quick lmao

  • @Personincrowd
    @Personincrowd 2 года назад +687

    This is perfect. The younger generation never dissapoints

  • @rosiee.9446
    @rosiee.9446 2 года назад +376

    “As the manager of the local mcdonalds” man no matter how many times I watch that video I bust out laughing every single time 😭

  • @loub1877
    @loub1877 2 года назад +335

    The thing I think I hate the most about the whole "alpha male" trend is that there's no concrete definition of what exactly an alpha male is, yet an unfortunate number of men make it their whole personality. Concepts like this are especially dangerous because their vaguness creates room for the idea to become as destructive as possible without limits.

    • @francookie9353
      @francookie9353 2 года назад +9

      The "positive" examples of alpha male mentality are values like dependability, accountability, self-reliance, discipline, honesty, integrity, protectiveness and leadership.
      Where it becomes ... rotten, is when men fantasize about an ideal life of hedonistic pleasures without any self sacrifice or dedication - and are then frustrated that they aren't trrated like kings after not having made any effort.
      And the fact that guys have a need to name it "alpha" in the first place is the dumbest of all.

    • @sluttymctits4496
      @sluttymctits4496 2 года назад +13

      @@francookie9353 I absolutely love your comment. So many of these guys say "Females think toxic masculinity and alpha males are so bad now, they want us to act like weak betas or submissive women!" No. There are many positive aspects of traditional masculinity that many women find attractive and desirable, and you just mentioned many of them.
      It's weird how some of these "alphas" think the only way to be a true manly man is to be a brutish, angry, aggressive jerk whose main goal in life is to "put females in their rightful place," and if they don't behave that way, it makes them a "beta" or a weakling pushover. Guys, just be a strong, confident (but not cocky), capable, and respectful individual -- y'know, the normal, healthy "man stuff."

    • @francookie9353
      @francookie9353 2 года назад +4

      @@sluttymctits4496 first of all, omg your name! 🤣 I love the juxtaposition of that with the topic at hand. Second, thanks! :)
      I believe "real" alpha males don't feel the need to call themselves that. The men that do are basically "cosplaying" masculinity. It's ... pretty sad, actually.

    • @peachbooks3199
      @peachbooks3199 2 года назад +3

      @@francookie9353 this is what a true alpha is. the old ideal. but they don't wanna self reflect and improve and just wanna complain and blame everything on other people. that is not true alpha behavior, why won't they see that?

  • @nobumsleftbehindprteam4830
    @nobumsleftbehindprteam4830 2 года назад +336

    "You dont know about a mans protection Im watching my momma right now shoveling snow. On the inside from the comfort of the couch."

  • @marouabouhafs5266
    @marouabouhafs5266 2 года назад +651

    Alpha podcast starter pack :
    What do you bring to the table
    My mother is my queen
    Woman locks men keys
    I'm dominant!

    • @Sarablueunicorn
      @Sarablueunicorn 2 года назад +53

      And they say it's not a cult. The sermon is all the same. They just repeat the same thing over and over and over again.
      They just go on internet and whine. How is a whining man attractive?

    • @kayade5305
      @kayade5305 2 года назад +19

      Others:
      "These feeemales hit the wall at 25yrs".
      "These Black feeemales don't be submissive like white females".
      "These feeemales need to be traditional in 50/50 relationships"
      "These feeemale degrees and businesses don't mean sh*t".

    • @belusoji6387
      @belusoji6387 2 года назад +38

      Don’t forget that I’m a high value man

    • @LauraHernandezUCL
      @LauraHernandezUCL 2 года назад +32

      And the “everything I say is right because I’m a man so I think logically. Women can’t think. They’re emotional”

    • @ObeahKenobi
      @ObeahKenobi 2 года назад +9

      SUBMIT!

  • @mariamlara803
    @mariamlara803 2 года назад +560

    Y'all be talking too sophisticatedly. Those alpha males can't even form a coherent sentence without going "uhhh, mmMm, nO cAp, aYooo" and saying the word "like" in every two words

    • @lilscenechick1995
      @lilscenechick1995 2 года назад +70

      And their co-hosts give a riveting contribution like "Facts 👌"

    • @sheskates6551
      @sheskates6551 2 года назад +53

      “U feel me “

    • @za685
      @za685 2 года назад +38

      "Exactly, bro, exactly" every 3 seconds 😐

    • @diplomat2623
      @diplomat2623 2 года назад +7

      Exactly

    • @cowoverthemoo
      @cowoverthemoo 2 года назад +5

      😆 🤣 😂

  • @jessicakamuala293
    @jessicakamuala293 2 года назад +121

    NOT THE BABY BEING AN ALPHA MALE 😭💀💀💀😭😭💀😭❤️🫂🫂🤣😭😭💀😭😭🤣🤣

  • @solimine1007
    @solimine1007 2 года назад +460

    I love how they touch basis on grandmothers that used to put up a more bullshit than they should have. Of course your grandmother stayed with your grandfather while he was cheating she wasn't allowed to have a job. Now that she actually has the freedom to be able to be free like a fucking human being of course she's not gonna put up with that.

  • @suchafknladyyy
    @suchafknladyyy 2 года назад +502

    Lol the baby with the beard filter was so cute....

  • @redsunflower8999
    @redsunflower8999 2 года назад +254

    “Snatching virginities left and right”😂😂😂😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆

  • @Aquarius.Vibes.
    @Aquarius.Vibes. 2 года назад +836

    I LOVE the two Somali women!! They had me dead AF 😹😹😭 Funny & beautiful 😁

    • @Butterflier00
      @Butterflier00 2 года назад +86

      LIKE CUTTING GRASS WITH SCISSORS. I died.

    • @Aquarius.Vibes.
      @Aquarius.Vibes. 2 года назад +51

      @@Butterflier00 They're naturals at this type of thing. They need their own channel 💪🏽

    • @ToriOfTheNile
      @ToriOfTheNile 2 года назад +80

      “Comb ready for no hair” 💀💀💀💀

  • @jovialjae
    @jovialjae 2 года назад +525

    I love that women are seeing through these "males" misogynistic viewpoints. They get on my nerves with this foolishness. 🤮

  • @missmarymary6506
    @missmarymary6506 2 года назад +1687

    As a 69 year old Grandma who has been disgusted by these manosphere jackasses..And so saddened by the women that support these "ideals" ..( you know..the kitten heels clan? .)
    I THANK YOU .,👵🏼👵🏼...All Of you are On Point and Amazing...
    The " that's what you sound like when you talk" will fly right over their mysogyistic brains..But it was not lost on me! 🤣🤣🤣
    I love your generation!! 💓💓

    • @o.m9514
      @o.m9514 2 года назад +113

      Thanks Grandma!!!

    • @whyparkjiminnotridejimin
      @whyparkjiminnotridejimin 2 года назад +74

      You sound so sweet! I don't know what the kitten heels are but I'll check it out right now.😊

    • @annisaarthur-castro6227
      @annisaarthur-castro6227 2 года назад +4

      Hey Cyn G Cousin! 🦅🦅🦅🦅

    • @Tafara7
      @Tafara7 2 года назад +1

      @@whyparkjiminnotridejimin watch cyn g

    • @myriamtouil3347
      @myriamtouil3347 2 года назад +23

      Thank grandma i love you 😘😘😘

  • @decemberdarling6058
    @decemberdarling6058 2 года назад +3354

    I love the unity. All races can agree that podcast dudes are 🚮. The girls are seeing through the bs and I LOVE IT!!! Keep it up ladies! 😂😂😆😆😆🔥🔥🔥

    • @thetruesoulofanaquarius9302
      @thetruesoulofanaquarius9302 2 года назад +89

      Agreed the manosphere actually started with WM that's how those WW understand what BW be going thru when it come to men.

    • @starlethearlet237
      @starlethearlet237 2 года назад +69

      @Ms. M we get it you hate black women and black people in general. Move on

    • @Thepriestessdeath
      @Thepriestessdeath 2 года назад +66

      @Ms. M why are you calling women female? I’ve known so many black women who are hard workers, I’ve know so many who went out of their way to helped others in the workplace. Black women aren’t naive either especially not when it comes to white people come on now lol…read some of this out loud so you can hear yourself…the logic isn’t there. I’m really tired of people hating on them. I sincerely hope you learn from this and change your ways because black women don’t deserve this hate whatsoever.

    • @Thepriestessdeath
      @Thepriestessdeath 2 года назад +74

      To black women who might see this comment, I fucking love you all so much and people hate on those they’re jealous of and I’m sorry about all the gaslighting. You’re so beautiful and you are more loved than you may know because I promise so many of us admire from afar and are in awe of you. 💖🤟

    • @ms42662
      @ms42662 2 года назад +37

      @Ms. M but its not the truth...on a human level you're wrong but also just statistically
      And you're really trying to say you can't hate black ppl because you yourself are black...two things you should look up:
      Self-hating and internalised racism

  • @artofaries1113
    @artofaries1113 2 года назад +1703

    This just exposes the bipoloar, hypocrisy, of these guys. Do they understand how much contradiction they are displaying to the world?

    • @mostblunted_211
      @mostblunted_211 2 года назад +5

      You think men want their shoes being taken off ?? Which part is exposing them? The cooking? Alot of these women just making a mockery for clout ... keep it real with yourself. Some of the women I do agree with tho.

    • @takeoutthetrash6235
      @takeoutthetrash6235 2 года назад +159

      @@mostblunted_211 It's not that deep honey.

    • @keijuaniapowers6655
      @keijuaniapowers6655 2 года назад +110

      @@mostblunted_211 and so do you...that's what makes it funny 😄

    • @keijuaniapowers6655
      @keijuaniapowers6655 2 года назад +130

      @@mostblunted_211 and these ladies didn't lie not one bit about these goofy male podcasts old mighty truth teller..

    • @keijuaniapowers6655
      @keijuaniapowers6655 2 года назад +73

      @@mostblunted_211 you must think I care what you think huh 🤔

  • @cici35official19
    @cici35official19 2 года назад +61

    “Y’all ever thought about going to therapy?”🤣🤣🤣

  • @shywol6044
    @shywol6044 2 года назад +846

    the key and lock thing is so stupid. first off, most of these "keys" aren't even "unlocking" these "locks" if you know what I mean lol. And in reality, if a key doesn't unlock the lock, what do you do? Try another key. And if that doesn't work...? Try another key. And when you find one that actually unlocks it and the key gets worn down, what do you do? Get a brand new key. So if they really thought as logically as they say they do, they'd realize that this lock and key analogy supports female hoes more than male hoes 😭

    • @chxrbb_dxllhouse5403
      @chxrbb_dxllhouse5403 2 года назад +200

      the keys dont even be keying ☹

    • @MikaAKAJada
      @MikaAKAJada 2 года назад +80

      I hate analogies when they come out of bm mouths. I didn’t have a problem with words before I heard them talk. So unevolved and remedial I wanna throw up from my head spinning listening to the logic..

    • @loub1877
      @loub1877 2 года назад +92

      That whole key/lock thing made my brain shut down in an act of self preservation.

    • @2crisp63
      @2crisp63 2 года назад +2

      @@MikaAKAJada bm?

    • @EnRoute0101
      @EnRoute0101 2 года назад +86

      Keys are so much easier to replace than a lock 👌😂

  • @sweettee1257
    @sweettee1257 2 года назад +536

    "be yourself queen, don't do what I do" definitely them!

    • @SoftNSpicey
      @SoftNSpicey 2 года назад +34

      I was screaming at that part 🤣

    • @electricbeing993
      @electricbeing993 2 года назад +3

      🤣🤣Heard this before. Shit gets me every time. Smh.

  • @Buccy_Mamthimkhulu
    @Buccy_Mamthimkhulu 2 года назад +416

    And they say women are not funny😂😂😂bishhh we hilarious

  • @vanessamillwood9710
    @vanessamillwood9710 2 года назад +349

    "Jonathan, baby, come get your food" 🤣

  • @_Natasha2222_
    @_Natasha2222_ 2 года назад +544

    Even the Somalian women had to jump in!!! 🤣😂🤣😂 I LOVE IT!!! MAKE THIS GLOBAL!!!

    • @kayanurshiya3778
      @kayanurshiya3778 2 года назад +32

      You should hear what Dutch men say about their women. Good lord I thought Eritrean men (my country) were bad.

    • @Mayaa543
      @Mayaa543 2 года назад +3

      Curious... what do they say? Lmao!

    • @Azulakayes
      @Azulakayes 2 года назад +1

      I love it...

    • @kayanurshiya3778
      @kayanurshiya3778 2 года назад +37

      @@Mayaa543 they complain that they’re too ‘independent and feminist ‘. They blame them for the birth rate decline and compare them to Arab or immigrant women. The amount of times I have heard a Dutch man asking me if we could date , coz according to them I’ll be a good wife aka submissive is astonishing. Or my favourite non native women are in touch with with their baseline !! as if we are some sort of a computer 😆

    • @Doc-hp5wf
      @Doc-hp5wf 2 года назад +1

      @@kayanurshiya3778 Men are not blaming them the government is the blaming them which is feminist .They even put out ads for marrying Dutch women . Also if they are independent and strong why do they need a man . They can always clean cat pop.

  • @lillustpotion
    @lillustpotion 2 года назад +182

    Pantry stocked with every flavour of ramen 🍜🍜🍜💀💀💀

  • @rachel3760
    @rachel3760 2 года назад +104

    That lady with the baby filter nailed it!! "The hole I punched in the wall after the Lakers lost"🤣

  • @EffRocco4evaElmo
    @EffRocco4evaElmo 2 года назад +513

    If this was a try not to laugh, I’d be screwed lol

    • @mikasjewels5772
      @mikasjewels5772 2 года назад +16

      I was on the train lmao.

    • @Doc-hp5wf
      @Doc-hp5wf 2 года назад

      No u wouldn't be screwed in years may be

  • @onlyerikkaaa
    @onlyerikkaaa 2 года назад +262

    “ I’m watching my mama shovel the snow” I hollered 😂😂

    • @catflon2388
      @catflon2388 2 года назад +15

      And the HVM is assessing the risks from the comfy living room 🤣🤣🤣

  • @takeoutthetrash6235
    @takeoutthetrash6235 2 года назад +288

    These kinda videos make me proud to be a women.

  • @grethi8110
    @grethi8110 2 года назад +225

    not smoking henny and drinking cr**k😭😭

  • @lahopkins9746
    @lahopkins9746 2 года назад +244

    They're all funny but some are absolutely hilarious 😂

  • @Ms_BeMe
    @Ms_BeMe 2 года назад +363

    Sistas, we can shut all this down from these men, stop dating them and stop sleeping with them...let them go dry up. Go somewhere else where men are men. Meantime, build your Queendom! ✌✌✌

    • @Butterflier00
      @Butterflier00 2 года назад +74

      they aren't being slept with...that's these guys problems...you know they lying.

    • @janb92
      @janb92 2 года назад +58

      It’s already happening. I been hearing these idiots complaining recently about how more men are single than ever and they’re all depressed about it. Cause nobody wants y’all!!!! Lol

    • @valeriaswanne
      @valeriaswanne 2 года назад +48

      @@janb92 yes! And they spin it like "females are rejecting men because they've been indoctrinated with feminine supremacy which will lead to the collapse of society" or something like that

    • @Ms_BeMe
      @Ms_BeMe 2 года назад +5

      @Shirooooooo 🤣🤣🤣

    • @berrymilk123
      @berrymilk123 2 года назад +27

      Unfortunately, there will always be a low self-esteem Pickmeisha ready to please this type of man and try prove to everybody that she is "different" from the rest of the 'females'.

  • @mikasjewels5772
    @mikasjewels5772 2 года назад +288

    This is the best compilation ever. Literally all we can do is troll, drag and laugh at them because they're too far gone.

  • @callmekrayy
    @callmekrayy 2 года назад +45

    It's the accurate excessive use of "females" for me! OMGGGG! LOL

  • @michonnegrimes880
    @michonnegrimes880 2 года назад +208

    This is EPIC and the dragging is REAL! I cannot!🤣🤣🤣🤣These women are too accurate with their spot on manosphere utter nonsense! So many gems, I cannot choose.

  • @ivegotsparetime2470
    @ivegotsparetime2470 2 года назад +115

    Swollmate!!! 🤣

  • @LizNeptune
    @LizNeptune 2 года назад +769

    i have no words... yall said it all lmaooo and i appreciate the white girls chiming in cause white male red pillers are just as bad!!

    • @lilscenechick1995
      @lilscenechick1995 2 года назад +18

      The white dudes are extra douchey and even less self-aware.

    • @asiad7175
      @asiad7175 2 года назад +35

      Hell they started this mess 😂🤣

    • @yeemawheaver1387
      @yeemawheaver1387 2 года назад +14

      The white girls in this were hilarious

  • @sophias1037
    @sophias1037 2 года назад +56

    "these women don't want to hear science" my fav line.

  • @GretaZ-dd3lu
    @GretaZ-dd3lu 2 года назад +99

    I'm a Gen X woman and I can't even express how proud I am of these younger generations of women who aren't tolerating BS from males. You ladies are queens! ❤️

  • @singanddance-q9b
    @singanddance-q9b 2 года назад +92

    The yt girl with the cryptocurrecy had me in tears

  • @breezyrenee3299
    @breezyrenee3299 2 года назад +70

    Fun fact. My best friends baby daddy is super sexist and homophobic. We found out later he cheated on her with a man he hooked himself for. I'm now convinced all misogynists are just in the closet and it no longer bothers me.

    • @letsstartadialogueeh7692
      @letsstartadialogueeh7692 2 года назад +10

      I would also add to the comment above that it has little to do with sexual attraction, and more to do with being comfortable in their own skin, as their own gender. They feel weak on the inside and have to compensate.

    • @benjirivoh
      @benjirivoh 2 года назад +6

      @@letsstartadialogueeh7692 So in order to make themselves feel better they shame the ones that are "weak".

  • @rana8087
    @rana8087 2 года назад +193

    A key 🔑 that opens many locks is house keeping.

    • @AkumuShi
      @AkumuShi 2 года назад +18

      Boom!

    • @sagittariusbeauty
      @sagittariusbeauty 2 года назад +7

      👏🤣 Okay I have to use this

    • @jenjenns_
      @jenjenns_ 2 года назад +5

      This comment is underrated 😂😂 facts!!

    • @triciam4798
      @triciam4798 2 года назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

  • @likeag6216
    @likeag6216 2 года назад +145

    I feel embarrassed for any woman who dates/marries these men. Those poor poor souls

    • @likeag6216
      @likeag6216 2 года назад +20

      Matter of fact,I feel embarrassed for any female family members they have.

    • @Affluent-Ghetto-Blackman
      @Affluent-Ghetto-Blackman 2 года назад +2

      Funny thing is those marriage never last. Men aren’t built for those marriage anymore then they claim women aren’t

    • @nine73soldier
      @nine73soldier 2 года назад +3

      I love the fact you kept going😂 you said “no edits, let my comment stand. I’ll just add on”. Yes! 👑

    • @likeag6216
      @likeag6216 2 года назад +1

      @@nine73soldier thank you🥴

  • @divyanshiyadav7723
    @divyanshiyadav7723 2 года назад +121

    "If you gotta sub and you gotta mit, you need two people for that. you get me?" This is exactly how much sense men make.

  • @NunayahBuisness
    @NunayahBuisness 2 года назад +183

    As a dude who's very tired of these alpha males I loved this. These are new to me but I'm on a binge now.

    • @joshieboi21
      @joshieboi21 2 года назад

      lol bro, hope the dms go up for u

    • @desi1997-
      @desi1997- 2 года назад +5

      @@joshieboi21 they aren't up for you that's for sure

    • @joshieboi21
      @joshieboi21 2 года назад

      @@desi1997- lol ok Desi

  • @ragtagthesaggyhagjohnson2252
    @ragtagthesaggyhagjohnson2252 2 года назад +19

    Y'all... I'm so stupid. I get it now.
    Our generation watched our moms, aunties and grandmas get treated like dirt by the men in their lives. Boys looked at them with love and admiration, thus want a partner like them. Girls looked at them as their future, and said, not no, but HELL no.

  • @PallyB
    @PallyB 2 года назад +109

    “As a high value man, I need a woman with a low value weight”💀💀💀🤣

  • @4cme199
    @4cme199 2 года назад +30

    I love how these types of podcasts were taken seriously for like a day and then everyone just started clowning them 😂😂

  • @finessagee3737
    @finessagee3737 2 года назад +35

    The 'passive income' one, 'well are you ready to give up thinking?', 'all I ask for is that she have no personality' y'all have me me ROLLING. TEARS.

  • @NoName-oe4gm
    @NoName-oe4gm 2 года назад +245

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
    Y’all did a good job. Please bring more.
    No One spoke on 50/50 relationship, while we(women) work, take care of the kids, cook,clean,fuck, suck and men still can’t provide for that 80/20 relationship. 👨🏾

    • @neo1053
      @neo1053 2 года назад

      I will day 90/10

  • @kmariamv
    @kmariamv 2 года назад +70

    Men With Mics, YIKES 😂

  • @attitudeproblem6462
    @attitudeproblem6462 2 года назад +124

    Holy JESUS! Let THIS ROAST CONTINUE THROUGHOUT *ETERNITY!!!* 😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  • @alexstar8005
    @alexstar8005 2 года назад +62

    This is how men think seriously! I had a Black man try to shame me for not being a virgin and his mama got three baby daddies. And is super ratchet and don’t even clean the house. Go is shame your mama not me.

  • @tambamthankyoumaam1437
    @tambamthankyoumaam1437 2 года назад +96

    What I gathered is…. Men of this generation across the board are lost 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mirakings1867
    @mirakings1867 2 года назад +428

    Love this!! Why is this sooo accurate?! I'm cackling sooo hard RN! 🤣

    • @o.m9514
      @o.m9514 2 года назад +1

      It's soo accurate!

  • @tapdancingrabbits124
    @tapdancingrabbits124 2 года назад +626

    Let’s not forget we can end these men’s bloodlines 💁🏾‍♀️

    • @psionicpowers132
      @psionicpowers132 2 года назад +8

      Yes and we are that main key aka the janitor to their existence.. When women know their biology and the parthenogenesis of giving birth without a male sperm, they will really wake up..They put a piece in the Bible as so called Mary giving birth by a holy spirit, but it's infact parthenogenesis of ancient women who were giving birth, but only to girls..

    • @asiad7175
      @asiad7175 2 года назад +7

      So would that mean Jesus was a girl? Or was he a special case? I’m not being funny either lol I seriously wanna know I have never heard this theory before. I gotta look into this, very interesting

    • @abejareina1989
      @abejareina1989 2 года назад +28

      This! This... gives me so much hope for the future!

    • @almostafa4725
      @almostafa4725 2 года назад

      You’re so promiscuous, you probably don’t even know who the father is

    • @kermitthehermit3072
      @kermitthehermit3072 2 года назад +8

      @@asiad7175 I think it would make sense, Jesus would only have his mother's chromosomes

  • @alleaseewsenoj161
    @alleaseewsenoj161 2 года назад +67

    The girl with the bun and the friends hoodie is the best

    • @Dangerous_Peace
      @Dangerous_Peace 2 года назад +10

      Be yourself queen, be yourself 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @gtail942
    @gtail942 2 года назад +40

    “So what if all I care about is women’s bodies and their beautiful curves, ITS NOT LIKE I WANT TO BE ONE … ALL THE TIME” 😂😂 she hit that one, that’s really why some of these men mad lmao 🤣

  • @No44778
    @No44778 2 года назад +20

    Oh my god the "women cheat emotionally, men just cheat physically" took me tf out

  • @mystea840
    @mystea840 2 года назад +85

    When Liz came in with the bald cap and round brush I screamed. When she hit the baby with the binky, I died. I’m dead now and have to go follow her on the Tok

  • @RachelDeRosier010894
    @RachelDeRosier010894 2 года назад +279

    We're women, not females.

    • @mellonbee1204
      @mellonbee1204 2 года назад +102

      In alpha podcast world you're either a bitch or a "these females"

    • @kwilliams3161
      @kwilliams3161 2 года назад +1

      No …you’re a female.

    • @alyssajimenez1362
      @alyssajimenez1362 2 года назад +15

      @@kwilliams3161 shut up male

    • @kwilliams3161
      @kwilliams3161 2 года назад +1

      @@Pipecat3 degrading since when ? Can you please explain how it’s degrading.You act as if I’m calling you something rude like promiscuous women get labeled as.I refer to guys including myself as male/s.so what’s the issue.

    • @kwilliams3161
      @kwilliams3161 2 года назад +1

      @@alyssajimenez1362 I’m fine being called a male.but telling me to shut up when I haven’t said or done anything bad to you is extremely rude .

  • @lilianrose715
    @lilianrose715 2 года назад +62

    If a man asks me what I bring to the table I’m just going to say a healthy mental state and self respect and leave because we not doing that not with me

  • @OpulentBWSpace
    @OpulentBWSpace 2 года назад +398

    Moral to the story..dont take men seriously.🤣🤣

    • @sunkissedbytmh3219
      @sunkissedbytmh3219 2 года назад +26

      Exactly

    • @ThePhoenix3712
      @ThePhoenix3712 2 года назад +12

      More like don't pick those kind of guys, yes take dudes seriously that think dangerously of you as a woman.

    • @mostblunted_211
      @mostblunted_211 2 года назад

      Yikes

    • @mostblunted_211
      @mostblunted_211 2 года назад

      @@ThePhoenix3712 thank you women like that give yall a bad name

    • @keijuaniapowers6655
      @keijuaniapowers6655 2 года назад +45

      @@ThePhoenix3712 here comes the " not all men should've choose better" dusty

  • @harlempixie338
    @harlempixie338 2 года назад +71

    Somali mums. 😂 “I give her stomach ache, like lactose intolerance.

  • @perhapsshellliveafterall
    @perhapsshellliveafterall 2 года назад +27

    All these ladies saying "as a high value man" has me in bits 🤣🤣🤣 they really do say that though 😆🤦‍♀️😆

  • @bestvideoscompilation8728
    @bestvideoscompilation8728  2 года назад +199

    Ladies came through with this one LMAO 🔥😂 Comment your favorite!

  • @MotherKale-yj7fi
    @MotherKale-yj7fi 2 года назад +98

    The alpha male mentality is the funniest thing to me, mostly because alpha wolves are actually the most caring wolves of a pack. So I don't understand why it's called alpha male, other than people are stupid.

    • @Weekenday
      @Weekenday 2 года назад +1

      I'm not sure if I'm understanding how alpha wolves being caring amongst their pack mates makes the whole idea of alpha male mentality funny. But I believe someone is an alpha when they are self-assured, confident, strong willed, and dominant in respect to that person's personality and social interactions. I do agree with you that most people lack understanding of the term and use it incorrectly.

    • @MotherKale-yj7fi
      @MotherKale-yj7fi 2 года назад +9

      @@Weekenday, it's funny to me because most 'alpha' males are toxic as hell and are easily angered/slash emotional, but claimed they're so caring and loving... Pretty much 'nice guys' x10. And it's also funny because that is the majority of the men in my family.

    • @Weekenday
      @Weekenday 2 года назад

      @@MotherKale-yj7fi ohhhh i get where you are coming from now. I would say if those men are so easy to loose themselves in the heat of the moment, then they lack confidence in themselves making them not alphas lmao 😂

    • @MotherKale-yj7fi
      @MotherKale-yj7fi 2 года назад +1

      @@Weekenday Exactly, but it's only, in my experiance, those are the men who call themselves 'alpha' males.

    • @haruk2312
      @haruk2312 2 года назад +3

      Its funny because 'alpha' wolves doesn't exist in real life. Only in movies. In real life the wolf mother is the biggest and the strongest.

  • @soblessed4844
    @soblessed4844 2 года назад +60

    I’m dead!!!🤣😂🤣😂The young queens are representing! I’m so happy they see through the bullshit!

  • @blainehagler6481
    @blainehagler6481 2 года назад +35

    These were gold… pure gold!! “Be yourself” had me CRYING

  • @taneisha6234
    @taneisha6234 2 года назад +74

    4:55, 7:45 "Kyle Out", 8:55, and 23:43 "Submit has 2 syllables so why can't we have 2 women", was hilarious. 😄 But, 24:01 had me laughing with tears. She said "As the manager of the local McDonalds, I feel like women just want me for my pockets....If I take a woman out, we should be able to go to Wendy's and sit in the car and eat" 😂

  • @LibraVibesSnice80
    @LibraVibesSnice80 2 года назад +144

    This shit made my entire afternoon 😂🤣😂

  • @hellenmuka7207
    @hellenmuka7207 2 года назад +107

    I like how the hijabi queens got into the action...

  • @TommieGunn19
    @TommieGunn19 2 года назад +22

    “YOU ARE, AND WILL ALWAYS BE A FEMALE”
    Bruhhhhh 😩😩😩😂😂😂

  • @TheSilverphoenix88
    @TheSilverphoenix88 2 года назад +147

    As a man, I approve this trend (not that women need my approval, just that I have a sense of humor)

  • @robinnewton1061
    @robinnewton1061 2 года назад +73

    Proud of these ladies…..if I was one of theses men with a podcast and said these things……I would be embarrassed with my head hanging hoping nobody recognizes me.😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tiffakang4525
    @tiffakang4525 2 года назад +30

    THEY ARE DRAAAAAGING!🤣🤭

  • @taia6715
    @taia6715 2 года назад +32

    The BABY WITH THE BEARD🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Tyda777
    @Tyda777 2 года назад +415

    How could this be?? Women can't be funny??🤔😂🤣😆

    • @jhanelbartley8106
      @jhanelbartley8106 2 года назад +96

      I think you mean "Females". 😂

    • @gansz_lol
      @gansz_lol 2 года назад +25

      @@jhanelbartley8106 hahaha
      the f in female stands for funny. But then they say
      women aren't funny but always say females for women

    • @rowdyruffy
      @rowdyruffy 2 года назад

      @@gansz_lol righttt 💀💀

  • @hanniefrei
    @hanniefrei 2 года назад +31

    Love this. All these men who claim to be Alpha men but just sound like men who have anger issues at being disregarded by women

    • @roxassora2706
      @roxassora2706 Год назад

      The latest clip from the Unfiltered podcast proves this fact.

  • @mallows9531
    @mallows9531 2 года назад +11

    NOT THE BRUSHING OF THE NON EXISTENT HAIR 😭

  • @EverythingKash
    @EverythingKash 2 года назад +103

    THIS WAS *EVERYTHING* 😂😂😂😂

  • @joon5498
    @joon5498 2 года назад +16

    “If a lock can open a key” LMAOOO

  • @moremelessyou6525
    @moremelessyou6525 2 года назад +447

    You see how the bw's problems are vastly different from the ww's. Interesting contrast.

    • @markeyap2537
      @markeyap2537 2 года назад +118

      I definitely noticed that.

    • @nightangel3578
      @nightangel3578 2 года назад +16

      They aren't that vast to me and I'm a Black woman.

    • @solaris5922
      @solaris5922 2 года назад +18

      @Ms. M lol, I’m seeing your comments and your talking in third person like you aren’t a female yourself. 👩🏽‍🦲

    • @YamiSamslayin
      @YamiSamslayin 2 года назад +1

      @@solaris5922 they sound like a pick me🤡

    • @solaris5922
      @solaris5922 2 года назад +4

      @@YamiSamslayin they are 😭 or some weird, sad lil black man

  • @ra9nine268
    @ra9nine268 2 года назад +9

    "Focus on finding myself
    ...a big booty queen" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @sprixpurl3034
    @sprixpurl3034 2 года назад +16

    Women are sick of the shenanigans and I'm am here for the roast!

    • @laplusbelle7982
      @laplusbelle7982 2 года назад

      As they should, most men are just so annoying and draining. I personally don’t want them around me 24/7, they are energy vampires

  • @reginayfavors
    @reginayfavors 2 года назад +238

    New subscriber. This made my day. The one with the "man" sitting in the house while his mother was shoveling snow . . . took me out. Thank you.

    • @Qjr24
      @Qjr24 2 года назад +8

      Hahaha, it was funny never date a dude with a septum ring lmao

    • @reginayfavors
      @reginayfavors 2 года назад +12

      @@Qjr24 When she came on at the end again, talking about "submit" is two syllables and why can't men have two women, was even more crazy.

    • @kayanurshiya3778
      @kayanurshiya3778 2 года назад +7

      True story : as a kid I used to help my dad cut the grass and whenever my dad was sick I would do it. My mom had a bad knee and my siblings were too young to do it. It would annoy our neighbour the hell out of it and would complain about the noise only when it was me. This ‘man’ had a problem that a teen girl was cutting the grass and keeping up with it. He literally threatened my parents to call the CPS on us and even called the cops once. The cops asked why doesn’t he spend all that energy on cutting his own grass . His answer ‘I’m a hardworking alpha male who provides for his family’!!

    • @Weekenday
      @Weekenday 2 года назад +1

      That was her literal daughter tho lol

  • @sarahcloud444
    @sarahcloud444 2 года назад +17

    When they started barking- that sent me 💀💀