They tried to Scooter Jack me in Oakland!

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  • @ESG-ElectricScooterGuide
    @ESG-ElectricScooterGuide  3 месяца назад +685

    We review more electric scooters than any other channel. Please subscribe! -Paul (the guy on the scooter)

    • @щщщ
      @щщщ 3 месяца назад +1

      Z

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      @щщщ 3 месяца назад +1

      Z

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      @щщщ 3 месяца назад +1

      V

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      @щщщ 3 месяца назад +1

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      @щщщ 3 месяца назад +1

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  • @djxnatte
    @djxnatte 4 месяца назад +151680

    Need to take license away after a year in jail it could be attempted murder

    • @ESG-ElectricScooterGuide
      @ESG-ElectricScooterGuide  4 месяца назад +15385

      We reported it!

    • @fundsforyou4738
      @fundsforyou4738 4 месяца назад +5230

      Its probably a stolen car.

    • @brockgan8941
      @brockgan8941 4 месяца назад +3108

      @@ESG-ElectricScooterGuidethank you for your service

    • @invertidols1307
      @invertidols1307 4 месяца назад +472

      lol attempted murder

    • @djxnatte
      @djxnatte 4 месяца назад +1576

      @@invertidols1307 won’t be laughing if we’re on the other end

  • @michaelsutherland9337
    @michaelsutherland9337 3 месяца назад +70280

    "So i just started blastin"

    • @whippasnapppa
      @whippasnapppa 3 месяца назад +263

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @KhaoticRedd
      @KhaoticRedd 3 месяца назад +224

      Facts

    • @Julian.Flores817
      @Julian.Flores817 3 месяца назад +764

      I live in Texas and when i ride my scooter i always keep a strap in my handbag

    • @dss-ri5zy
      @dss-ri5zy 3 месяца назад +32

      @@not.so.legal.mexican7674true

    • @davidtrueblood1863
      @davidtrueblood1863 3 месяца назад

      @@not.so.legal.mexican7674attempted murder? You should expect everything coming your way after doing stupid shit like this

  • @2ndbeats945
    @2ndbeats945 3 месяца назад +2029

    bro got the proof for court AND their license plates 💀

    • @mrk10utt
      @mrk10utt 2 месяца назад +57

      its a kia its stolen cuzz aint no way they gon track dem

    • @rogerchien2329
      @rogerchien2329 Месяц назад +11

      Plates don't mean anything now a days😊

    • @EVIL-C
      @EVIL-C Месяц назад +9

      ​@@rogerchien2329Obviously untrue. 🤦‍♂️

    • @hotshower695
      @hotshower695 23 дня назад

      Good thing it's their mate that's doing the pushing hahaha

    • @aiexzs
      @aiexzs 17 дней назад +1

      @@rogerchien2329 this comment doesn't mean anything. they mean the same thing they always have

  • @rickallen8767
    @rickallen8767 3 месяца назад +976

    "They see me rollin... they throw me lotion"

    • @assessmenttreatment8445
      @assessmenttreatment8445 2 месяца назад +33

      Thinking something sticky
      Will fk up my motion.
      Hopin I’m not rollin….
      They try to dab.
      Push. Snatch and grab…
      They’re sad
      Can’t claim it’s stolen.
      The plug ain’t holdin.
      They see me rollin…
      Smooth like lotion
      Make them famous
      RUclips trollin 😂

    • @iceonthesun8880
      @iceonthesun8880 2 месяца назад

      Try to catch me riding ashy

    • @powermiller855
      @powermiller855 2 месяца назад

      😂😂😂

    • @mythicallyunknown9583
      @mythicallyunknown9583 2 месяца назад

      Flow🔥🔥🔥​@@assessmenttreatment8445

    • @babykareem6379
      @babykareem6379 Месяц назад

      @@assessmenttreatment8445omhg😂😂

  • @V3RGEOFD34TH
    @V3RGEOFD34TH 3 месяца назад +5172

    "it was self defense"
    "Sir you drag the kid outside the vehicle going 60km per hour"

    • @Tire24
      @Tire24 3 месяца назад +116

      He has video evidence though 😏

    • @V3RGEOFD34TH
      @V3RGEOFD34TH 3 месяца назад +26

      @@Tire24 I mean your not wrong

    • @SomeGuyWithABlueMask
      @SomeGuyWithABlueMask 3 месяца назад +95

      "Kid started shit, I inteded to finish it"

    • @roterakaten636
      @roterakaten636 3 месяца назад +8

      That sounds like he made bad decisions.

    • @hugojj101
      @hugojj101 3 месяца назад +12

      literally would be me, I'm glad you said this, I will keep my cool now haha.

  • @Roxana_for_you
    @Roxana_for_you 3 месяца назад +18950

    That the same type of kid to scream help after you get ahold of them

    • @notoriousshizzane2696
      @notoriousshizzane2696 3 месяца назад +423

      "I didn't do anything!!! Omg why?" Lol

    • @Lordabinflacko
      @Lordabinflacko 3 месяца назад +339

      “It’s a prank I swear!!!!” After you’ve ripped them outta the car window 😂

    • @sergiog8524
      @sergiog8524 3 месяца назад +171

      Screams at the top of his lungs higher pitch than a girl 😂😂😂😂

    • @ur6jah
      @ur6jah 3 месяца назад +8

      @@sergiog8524this was not funny at all i didn’t even giggle bru delete this

    • @RAWBOT301
      @RAWBOT301 3 месяца назад +52

      "I canf breeeeve officer"

  • @thewafflegamer6152
    @thewafflegamer6152 3 месяца назад +338

    Kid: tries to push him a 3rd time
    *meets the end of a barrel*

    • @kylegamer48
      @kylegamer48 3 месяца назад +7

      You're more generous than I.

    • @thewafflegamer6152
      @thewafflegamer6152 3 месяца назад +6

      @@kylegamer48yeah, I’m giving the selfless act of freedom magic

    • @xsd_nick
      @xsd_nick 2 месяца назад +4

      *gives 9mm labotomy*

  • @greedydevilsplayground7936
    @greedydevilsplayground7936 3 месяца назад +69

    Bro putting the whip crack over the lotion bottle sent me into a laughing fit JOHNNY TEST his ass 🤣🤣

  • @jaketheguitarist6379
    @jaketheguitarist6379 3 месяца назад +17728

    You can always tell the people that never got their ass beat growing up.

    • @icegangsta5161
      @icegangsta5161 3 месяца назад +289

      It'll catch up with them when they least want it to

    • @Richthofen.115
      @Richthofen.115 3 месяца назад +35

      This.

    • @JDMs1994
      @JDMs1994 3 месяца назад +186

      Or got their ass beat too much 🤷

    • @eq4611
      @eq4611 3 месяца назад +107

      @@JDMs1994stupid answer correct one is not enough

    • @shstactic6480
      @shstactic6480 3 месяца назад +1

      A lot then reach 50

  • @jensonpreacher4772
    @jensonpreacher4772 3 месяца назад +5632

    Fun fact, throwing something out your car window with the intent to do harm or distrupt can be tried as domestic terrorism

    • @safeandeffectivelol
      @safeandeffectivelol 3 месяца назад

      Actually it's not.
      Terrorism:
      the unlawful use of violence and intimidation, especially against civilians, in the pursuit of political aims.

    • @MrDiceZack
      @MrDiceZack 3 месяца назад +64

      Truly fun indeed

    • @laughingdragon9725
      @laughingdragon9725 3 месяца назад +89

      Ferb i know what were gonna do today
      *Starts furiously throwing Mayonaise jars out car window*

    • @ToxicMothBoi
      @ToxicMothBoi 3 месяца назад +14

      If youre the victim you can also say they shputed slurs at you and told you they will blow you up. That will 100000% land them in jail

    • @mewsterx3679
      @mewsterx3679 3 месяца назад

      bro the comment sections are full of idiotic kids, just remember yall have no future.

  • @kaiul2967
    @kaiul2967 Месяц назад +13

    I couldn't imagine what I'd do if someone really tried this on me. You got alot of patience bro..

  • @professor.moriarty9803
    @professor.moriarty9803 3 месяца назад +6

    “So you know I just pulled out my Smith & Wesson Governor with a cylinder full of .410 buckshots and blasted away”

  • @siddumt
    @siddumt 3 месяца назад +13549

    His mom later on the news:
    HE WAS SUCH A GOOD BOY AND A VALUABLE ASSEST TO THE COMMUNITY

    • @gregorykanehl6253
      @gregorykanehl6253 3 месяца назад +673

      They would have riots and burn the country down for him. What a good kid he was.

    • @normmthestormm5719
      @normmthestormm5719 3 месяца назад +40

      Asset*

    • @MoonlitSaiyan
      @MoonlitSaiyan 3 месяца назад +87

      Gonna be valued fertilizer soon fr

    • @bartman8876
      @bartman8876 3 месяца назад +24

      Wish somebody would just come on being real! apologies to the victim. I did my best I'm sorry this happened and ya gotta live with my kids death on your conscious. Maybe the 2 younger brothers will learn from his stupidity

    • @999waves
      @999waves 3 месяца назад +11

      Unoriginal

  • @ImChowder
    @ImChowder 3 месяца назад +6081

    "They see me rolling, they hating"

  • @chiclids
    @chiclids Месяц назад +6

    I admire his self defense. He was very calm and he was just dodging them.

  • @SteviiLove
    @SteviiLove 3 месяца назад +36

    I'm the type of person that is going to drag you out of the car by holding on for dear life to whatever part of you is hitting me while just riding forward 😂

    • @xiGoinHam
      @xiGoinHam 2 месяца назад +2

      You can type Billy badass comments online for sure, but you ain't dragging someone out of a car on an electric scooter. No stability and the car is gonna pull you, your scooter has no weight to help ya. It'd just make you wipe out while the shitbag in the car laughs at ya.

    • @briansato3486
      @briansato3486 2 месяца назад

      Your comment is ridiculous.
      You would wipe out on your 🛴

    • @SeminarioMAE
      @SeminarioMAE 2 месяца назад

      did you fail physics

    • @Peluceus
      @Peluceus 2 месяца назад +1

      @@xiGoinHam I mean with a mf sticking out that far, what if you grabbed onto the waist and put your weight into the person? If you're grabbing them you're probably not too concerned about the scooter falling away. You'll both wipe out but idk maybe it's the principle of the matter.

  • @acw0606
    @acw0606 3 месяца назад +4573

    "hey buddy,tell me if this sounds like bullets flying through your stolen kia"

    • @shamrocktheshamrock
      @shamrocktheshamrock 3 месяца назад +14

      This is the whitest comment I've read in a while 😂😂

    • @timothysexton2086
      @timothysexton2086 3 месяца назад +102

      @@shamrocktheshamrock and you have the whitest name ive seen

    • @horrorreads5771
      @horrorreads5771 3 месяца назад +57

      @@shamrocktheshamrock "Friendly fire will not be tolerated"

    • @bushalaskan
      @bushalaskan 3 месяца назад

      @@shamrocktheshamrockyou do know blacks shoot other people at a way higher rate than whites do right? I understand yall are uneducated but damn. Significantly higher actually, not even close 💀

    • @ryanreflex
      @ryanreflex 3 месяца назад +36

      @@shamrocktheshamrockbros fighting his own skin color 💀

  • @EXL-astro
    @EXL-astro 3 месяца назад +1625

    Bro is a 0-star assassin on yelp

    • @MrBerserkinTime
      @MrBerserkinTime 3 месяца назад +6

      HA

    • @stalwartzero7001
      @stalwartzero7001 3 месяца назад

      Think they were just trying to douche him

    • @twsdlbh
      @twsdlbh 3 месяца назад +8

      You mean wish?

    • @Inplotz
      @Inplotz 3 месяца назад +13

      @@twsdlbhon Temu*

    • @ChillStonner
      @ChillStonner 3 месяца назад +2

      Bro i was thinking about this joke 😂

  • @thornyk4539
    @thornyk4539 19 дней назад +1

    This man standing like an absolute unit.

  • @Mr.Des21
    @Mr.Des21 3 месяца назад +1534

    When he approached the 2nd time, you should’ve pulled him out. 😂

    • @kylegamer48
      @kylegamer48 3 месяца назад +15

      Or pulled out something to give the kid.

    • @user-vm4pv3cn2s
      @user-vm4pv3cn2s 3 месяца назад

      Fr

    • @McSagesCEO
      @McSagesCEO 3 месяца назад +2

      Kamikaze move.

    • @shadow-man8715
      @shadow-man8715 3 месяца назад +6

      He'd get arrested for doing that in California

    • @mazyata9958
      @mazyata9958 3 месяца назад +20

      These are a protected species in California. What else do you expect from the usual suspects?

  • @CP0181
    @CP0181 3 месяца назад +8209

    Kids think they tuff till they find the wrong person😂

    • @pr0f3ta_yt
      @pr0f3ta_yt 3 месяца назад +6

      Who? You lil bro lmao

    • @Jbob172
      @Jbob172 3 месяца назад +426

      @@pr0f3ta_yt Maybe, but we know for certain it isn't the dude playing Fallout 76 years after everyone else figured out it was dog shit.

    • @user-ke1gn3ql1g
      @user-ke1gn3ql1g 3 месяца назад

      ​@pr0f3ta_yt We've seen it happen many times before they think they are the shit until they get caught with their pants down, and you hear them crying like little girls. These criminals are a joke.

    • @ShM34TSTiK69
      @ShM34TSTiK69 3 месяца назад +104

      ​@@Jbob172 LMFAOOOO I cackled out loud to this ngl🤣

    • @wanderer8435
      @wanderer8435 3 месяца назад +59

      ​@@Jbob172 😭 damn

  • @materialgurl187
    @materialgurl187 3 месяца назад +2

    Court: Why are you here today?
    ... I pulled a kid out of his moving vehicle. 😅

  • @kuramamastah5270
    @kuramamastah5270 3 месяца назад +2

    Bro got the mario paper's "miss" twice in a row

  • @rockehorror
    @rockehorror 3 месяца назад +1110

    Good thing the license plate was caught.

    • @williamlevison9966
      @williamlevison9966 3 месяца назад +11

      I know right, it's be horrible if he didn't

    • @TheEk9squad
      @TheEk9squad 3 месяца назад +30

      it probably wouldn’t matter because the car is probably stolen

    • @DreamsOfDionysus
      @DreamsOfDionysus 3 месяца назад +10

      @@TheEk9squad. No, it doesn't matter because it's staged.

    • @proluit_igne3619
      @proluit_igne3619 3 месяца назад +20

      It’s in Commiefornia, if this is real, they’ll be let out on same day release without bail and almost certainly won’t get charged with anything

    • @shinyagami8843
      @shinyagami8843 3 месяца назад +10

      @@proluit_igne3619 didn’t know California was a red state 😂
      Aren’t y’all riding with Putin these days Ivan?

  • @ishigami4622
    @ishigami4622 3 месяца назад +3447

    You now have their liscense plate in which you could press charges on attempted murder! Amazing

    • @Krynn72
      @Krynn72 3 месяца назад +89

      Probably a stolen car.

    • @goodcitizen-ft9bg
      @goodcitizen-ft9bg 3 месяца назад +53

      Yep unfortunately that’s most likely the case … wanna be bangers !

    • @qjuantum
      @qjuantum 3 месяца назад +21

      @@Krynn72or stolen license plate

    • @Noneofyourbusinessbro
      @Noneofyourbusinessbro 3 месяца назад +46

      @@Krynn72 look up the license plate it’s 8SBG416 and comes back to this model of car shown in the video. I hope whoever recorded it reported to the police even though Oakland police don’t do anything.

    • @XPGamingXPDK
      @XPGamingXPDK 3 месяца назад +11

      ​​@@NoneofyourbusinessbroCould still be a stolen car then, although ofc they should still report it which they dodm

  • @SkyFan_2011
    @SkyFan_2011 2 месяца назад +1

    The „hello there“ mad me lol

  • @Crabtic
    @Crabtic 3 месяца назад +2

    you have the patience of a saint to let that slide bro

  • @jamesjonson4501
    @jamesjonson4501 3 месяца назад +1593

    They really attacked this man not knowing the unfathomable types of artillery he could have on him

    • @matthewedwards7763
      @matthewedwards7763 3 месяца назад +51

      Well it's California, so they pretty safely assumed he was unarmed and therefore a soft target.

    • @-lukario-
      @-lukario- 3 месяца назад +16

      ​@@matthewedwards7763 Calling him soft? Bro they targeting a dude with his back turned by drive-by using shoves and lotion bottles. The dudes in the car are 10-ply.

    • @ThermaL666
      @ThermaL666 3 месяца назад +30

      @@-lukario- he didn't call him soft lmao, he's a soft target... meaning he's easier to rob.

    • @andrewshepherd1537
      @andrewshepherd1537 3 месяца назад

      Bein in Cali doesn't mean shit. Give me five minutes in any city in Cali, and I could get a gun. Their laws only stop people who aren't willing to become criminals

    • @SanityTV_Last_Sane_Man_Alive
      @SanityTV_Last_Sane_Man_Alive 3 месяца назад +5

      He should carry a pocket full of porcelain chunks for times like that. Windows are not cheap.

  • @Rimooooo
    @Rimooooo 3 месяца назад +3353

    Most peaceful day in Oakland:

    • @Stefan-jb9hq
      @Stefan-jb9hq 3 месяца назад +5

      This comment is underrated .

    • @LIGHTY_TvT
      @LIGHTY_TvT 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@Stefan-jb9hq shush

    • @Rimooooo
      @Rimooooo 3 месяца назад +4

      @@LIGHTY_TvT he’s right

    • @Stefan-jb9hq
      @Stefan-jb9hq 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Rimooooo bruh . who is right me or him ???

    • @Rimooooo
      @Rimooooo 3 месяца назад +2

      @@Stefan-jb9hq you

  • @chrisrogers9396
    @chrisrogers9396 3 месяца назад +1

    The "hello there" got me!

  • @Anakit637
    @Anakit637 3 месяца назад +4

    This is your reminder to carry protection and watch your saroundings, love you all be safe

  • @matirr9630
    @matirr9630 3 месяца назад +1903

    "so they just lose control and crash into a pole... the bullets holes? I have no idea officer.."

    • @kettle4316
      @kettle4316 3 месяца назад +4

      Your insane

    • @TylerWadleigh
      @TylerWadleigh 3 месяца назад +132

      @@kettle4316enjoy being a victim if you think that’s an insane reaction to what happened in this video. Those guys will meet Jesus much sooner than they should acting like that.

    • @ExellentRachet
      @ExellentRachet 3 месяца назад +4

      This is how you get convicted of murder instead of being acquitted on the grounds of self defense.

    • @ryzekiv7147
      @ryzekiv7147 3 месяца назад +14

      @@kettle4316*you’re

    • @WeeWhiz270
      @WeeWhiz270 3 месяца назад +2

      @@kettle4316thanks

  • @countinguh
    @countinguh 3 месяца назад +4711

    aw man you’re in oakland and that car was a kia that car was definitely stolen and they were looking to steal that scooter too

    • @ESG-ElectricScooterGuide
      @ESG-ElectricScooterGuide  3 месяца назад +428

      I think I did one more range test in Oakland after this and then we moved the test course back to Berkeley. -Paul

    • @etrankill3r14
      @etrankill3r14 3 месяца назад +16

      @DannyCharles-op3qvfirst one Garfield elementary & 22nd, 2nd one he passing San Antonio park

    • @WesAKAthemilkman
      @WesAKAthemilkman 3 месяца назад

      @@ESG-ElectricScooterGuidethese children are stupid and reckless, which can very much so lead to you being hurt or even worse. Do be careful man, consider whatever means of avoidance or protection possible. This is everywhere now.

    • @lategod
      @lategod 3 месяца назад +33

      they would’ve pulled over in front of him. driving around and throwing lotion is not how u try and rob someone

    • @RejectedGamerGuy
      @RejectedGamerGuy 3 месяца назад

      Everything In Democrat cities is stolen 😂

  • @deadinside7029
    @deadinside7029 3 месяца назад +1

    He was definitely just telling you to lotion up 😭 he even pointed at the bottle after the throw 💀

  • @kitkatmeow7503
    @kitkatmeow7503 3 месяца назад +4

    That’s why you don’t Carrie out expensive stuff in Oakland ✨

    • @kylejohnson8627
      @kylejohnson8627 2 месяца назад

      Stupidest comment ever, in a free world I can have what I want, black community needs to learn respect and manners.

  • @tenkoshimura8548
    @tenkoshimura8548 3 месяца назад +1208

    Bros punch couldn't even knock a fly out 😂💀💀💀

    • @johnny4487
      @johnny4487 3 месяца назад +7

      Nobody’s punch would knock a fly out, hell I’d be damn if it hit the fly in the first place

    • @ur6jah
      @ur6jah 3 месяца назад

      haha that shi was not funny at all

    • @banthebananad7763
      @banthebananad7763 3 месяца назад +1

      I dont think it'll even hit to actually knock anything 💀

    • @missengoula-ezeemmanuel867
      @missengoula-ezeemmanuel867 3 месяца назад

      ​@@johnny4487well...my brother can catch flies while they are flying. I guess I can punch them maybe...

    • @johnny4487
      @johnny4487 3 месяца назад

      @@missengoula-ezeemmanuel867 yall are fast as hell man 😂

  • @KidCatholic420
    @KidCatholic420 3 месяца назад +1742

    "This is where we use the Mousekatool that we found earlier."

    • @immortalchakra9415
      @immortalchakra9415 3 месяца назад +7

      😂

    • @x.i.p8410
      @x.i.p8410 3 месяца назад +20

      8SBG416 THIS IS THERE LICENSE PLATE NUMBER

    • @lucifer8166
      @lucifer8166 3 месяца назад +6

      @@x.i.p8410 does not matter the car is stolen ...

    • @JujuToobootie
      @JujuToobootie 3 месяца назад +3

      OOOOHHH TOOODLES!!

    • @ReallyHighPandah
      @ReallyHighPandah 3 месяца назад +4

      @@lucifer8166 having the plate would help find the car, most criminals are stupid enough to continue driving the fucking thing

  • @champnomnom7764
    @champnomnom7764 День назад

    Dude just want to gets pulled out for that quick free coaster experience 😂

  • @DJSekuHusky
    @DJSekuHusky 5 дней назад

    I nearly got scooter-jacked in Denver by a guy on a rental e-bike.
    My first thought was finding it sorta weird he was wearing a mask (bandana) and no helmet on a 98F day.
    He had been going the opposite way along the bike-path crossroads, then I saw him 180 in my mirror and speed up behind me.
    He got to about 10 ft away when I was cruising in mode 1 (max 25MPH) and started to reach out his hand (without saying a word) as if to shove me off when I clicked up to mode 3 and dropped the hammer (max 42MPH).
    He lowered his arm back to the handlebars, slowed and turned back around, defeated.
    It's a good thing I got suspicious enough to track his movements in my side mirrors and react accordingly.
    Just a reminder to maintain situational awareness. It also helps to have a plan (or two), as well as some form of protection. You never know what sort of crazy stuff you'll encounter on _ordinary_ rides. Stay safe out there!

  • @icywind177
    @icywind177 3 месяца назад +2123

    Yeah, you got their plate numbers and there faces. sue them. That’s battery and/or assault💀

  • @deborahfortuna3209
    @deborahfortuna3209 3 месяца назад +1547

    "Cruise missile (lotion bottle" got me😂😂😂

    • @mike.t.drinkwater
      @mike.t.drinkwater 3 месяца назад

      omg ikr mfw smh fml wtf lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I literally can't even right now 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dying! Dead! Deceased! RIP! F! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ChampGarth
      @ChampGarth 3 месяца назад

      They are trying to oil him up

  • @AAb-xy6et
    @AAb-xy6et 3 месяца назад +2

    This is attempted murder, this "kid" should be in prison for quite some years.

  • @OfficialPontiac
    @OfficialPontiac Месяц назад

    *”My son is a good kid, He would never do anything like this!”*
    -his parents in court

  • @CRIMSONLOVESCOOKIES
    @CRIMSONLOVESCOOKIES 3 месяца назад +490

    My ego would not let this slide

    • @absurdturd2797
      @absurdturd2797 3 месяца назад +3

      Tough guy alert!!!

    • @savvycadaver4329
      @savvycadaver4329 3 месяца назад +32

      ​@@absurdturd2797not even, if anything I respect there honesty lol

    • @Hg79343
      @Hg79343 3 месяца назад

      @@absurdturd2797na that’s not acting like a tough guy that’s what most men with self respect would do, retaliate against a little prick like this give him a taste of his own medicine. You just are prob soft as fuck in real life tho and call your gf your best friend so allg my boi peace love & positivity 😂

    • @Thefoxking818
      @Thefoxking818 3 месяца назад

      ⁠@@absurdturd2797rude person alert

    • @splash0114
      @splash0114 3 месяца назад

      @@absurdturd279712 year old type heckler shii

  • @brentnathan8069
    @brentnathan8069 3 месяца назад +1464

    “8SBG416”
    Friggin’ hilarious 😂

    • @tripclipgt6573
      @tripclipgt6573 3 месяца назад +102

      It's stolen

    • @devkrovil
      @devkrovil 3 месяца назад

      ​@@tripclipgt6573by the usual suspects

    • @sebastijanfino4076
      @sebastijanfino4076 3 месяца назад +194

      Black kids don't buy kias. Unless they are 20 some year old black women

    • @Peanutbuttertanks
      @Peanutbuttertanks 3 месяца назад +18

      “Can you please tell us why this tag is coming back as belonging to you?”

    • @BHOODXIII
      @BHOODXIII 3 месяца назад

      @@sebastijanfino4076Video shows light hands but you’re calling him black. Stfu

  • @bronsonave8477
    @bronsonave8477 7 дней назад +1

    Moral of the story is STAY FAR AWAY FROM BLACK OWNED NEIGHBORHOODS

  • @AlucardTheRedeemed
    @AlucardTheRedeemed 3 месяца назад

    The sheer gumption involved in attacking a man who has both hands free to fill you full of holes for me.

  • @Doonieman999
    @Doonieman999 3 месяца назад +634

    The saddest part is there’s at least 2 idiots in that car the driver and passenger princess

    • @mrbm9222
      @mrbm9222 3 месяца назад

      The saddest part is that California politicians won't put these pieces of shit away.
      It's like a turd that won't flush. You call the plumber and pay him only for him to tell you that it's normal and walks away with your money.

    • @ToxicMothBoi
      @ToxicMothBoi 3 месяца назад +9

      Passenger princess = one of their bro's most likely😂

  • @superghost3736
    @superghost3736 3 месяца назад +47

    If anyone is wondering the kid’s license plate is 8SBG416, you’re welcome

  • @xentrix89
    @xentrix89 3 месяца назад

    Imagine if you hit the brake when the little goblin goes to push you and he falls out 😂

  • @Yeetster_R
    @Yeetster_R 3 месяца назад

    The scatter gun in my backpack: sin, uh uh, sin city wasnt made for ya, uh uh

  • @beat_blvrd
    @beat_blvrd 3 месяца назад +170

    Bruh punched him like he was in one of his dreams LMAO

    • @michno4473
      @michno4473 3 месяца назад +4

      It was more like a brofist than the real punch xD

    • @jackkawf4449
      @jackkawf4449 3 месяца назад +2

      For real, dude punches like an angry gf

  • @skittleswolf2ify
    @skittleswolf2ify 3 месяца назад +830

    Dude got the weakest punch ever thrown

    • @dir1475
      @dir1475 3 месяца назад +8

      I take it youre a regular drive by car puncher?

    • @hunk9891
      @hunk9891 3 месяца назад +4

      @@dir1475 Look at it lmao it was weak lmfao

    • @user-ktj26
      @user-ktj26 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@hunk9891 he was in a moving car and nearly out of reach don't be so dense

    • @drokhalis3338
      @drokhalis3338 3 месяца назад +6

      Almost like it’s a Californian or something, huh?

    • @ABurntMuffin
      @ABurntMuffin 3 месяца назад +3

      dudes gonna have the emptiest skull in oakland if he continues like this too, and that's saying a lot. If you find a skull 1/4 full of anything other than heney there it's like winning the juggaboo lottery.

  • @leofwulf268
    @leofwulf268 Месяц назад

    Dude definitely became the laughing stock in that car

  • @bridgetonowhere
    @bridgetonowhere 18 часов назад +1

    Why are so many comments calling them "kids"? They're obviously at LEAST in their late teens but could easily be in their twenties or older for all we know. They are adults committing a serious crime.

  • @Mr.B_Gambles
    @Mr.B_Gambles 3 месяца назад +1352

    That’s when you pull out the surprise in ya pocket 👀

    • @Deleted11100
      @Deleted11100 3 месяца назад

      Spoken like a true American coward

    • @variaxi935
      @variaxi935 3 месяца назад

      my two-centimeter thief-beater peter

    • @leothecommando271
      @leothecommando271 3 месяца назад +40

      The handgrenade in question:

    • @HumorDash
      @HumorDash 3 месяца назад

      I thought it said sunrise outa hour pocket

    • @skrawny-clown-snatcherofth8651
      @skrawny-clown-snatcherofth8651 3 месяца назад +14

      It's cali you go to jail for life if you defend yourself and others

  • @hartyu5
    @hartyu5 3 месяца назад +5614

    Throws Lotion Bottle
    “Cruise Missile”
    Me Throwing Back My Flip Flop
    “Tactical Nuke”
    Edit: Thanks everybody

  • @joelschmuland1769
    @joelschmuland1769 12 дней назад

    See that’s why here in Idaho, we ALL carry a pew pew, incase someone tries to assault us… it also works as an amazing de-escalation tool if you feel like your life is in danger

  • @shrubxe
    @shrubxe 2 месяца назад

    that kids punch was so bad dude 😂😂😂

  • @Maratsuke420
    @Maratsuke420 3 месяца назад +1898

    They didn’t consider that bro would have multiple cameras on his hover board. Caught them in 4k📸

    • @markrayes2973
      @markrayes2973 3 месяца назад +1

      .... so what...without distinctive markings or a face cops can't do much now if it was something serious...it would lead to a detainment and all that good stuff to figure our who was the person who pushed this man and caused his injuries or death.... (because you know in some places the priority would be low) until they get a lead....
      This applies to incidents with cars... plates ain't enough to screw someone enough to get them big ticket or cuffs... if a A!s hat is brake checking and driving erratically...you ain't getting far with plates, but if you have plates and a picture or video of the driver in 1080 or 4k then your good...😂😂😂 enough to ensure they get a ticket or arrested.

    • @ImigrentfromMars
      @ImigrentfromMars 3 месяца назад +6

      @@markrayes2973 That depends where you are, Here in canada the owner of that car get's all the charges and if that guy fell and got hurt or worse then the owner of the car get's the charge and it's up to him to take the charge and do the time or turn in the guy who did it.

    • @Jbob172
      @Jbob172 3 месяца назад +6

      @@markrayes2973 You can clearly see the entire plate....

    • @JasonW1220
      @JasonW1220 3 месяца назад +3

      @@ImigrentfromMarsunless it’s stolen…

    • @Jacrys
      @Jacrys 3 месяца назад

      they tryna steal your scooter dummy

  • @ApocalypticDogOfDoom
    @ApocalypticDogOfDoom 3 месяца назад +764

    That's attempted murder, you have the obligation with society to press charges

    • @NathanRowat
      @NathanRowat 3 месяца назад +6

      There's no obligation and a push isn't attempted murder, nor is a lotion bottle.
      I get what you're trying to say, but you're blowing it out of proportion.

    • @HairyKnuckles222
      @HairyKnuckles222 3 месяца назад +6

      HAHAHAH attempted murder lmaooo you people always say this, he pushed him attempted murder lmaoooo 😂😂😂 Jesus Christ tell me you’ve never dealt with the legal system with out telling me.

    • @HairyKnuckles222
      @HairyKnuckles222 3 месяца назад +3

      @@NathanRowatwayyy out of proportion they always do 😂

    • @user-ut3jk7it6c
      @user-ut3jk7it6c 3 месяца назад

      pressing charges is racist

    • @sethvelazquez8143
      @sethvelazquez8143 3 месяца назад

      All demons replying trying to make is seem okay haha sickening miserable fuck 100% knew that could’ve killed someone. Nuff said. you trying to spread darkness no nothing of it, your dark side will be met and shown true darkness.

  • @anotherfool9278
    @anotherfool9278 13 дней назад +1

    Nah I’m gona need them to explain the lotion bottle lol

  • @pumpkincat4594
    @pumpkincat4594 Месяц назад +1

    You got their license plates 💀

  • @travissandoe5836
    @travissandoe5836 3 месяца назад +501

    That slow mo punch, kid has never thrown a punch before in his life 😂

    • @gamerdude7
      @gamerdude7 3 месяца назад +7

      More likely it's all just staged but you were so close to the truth

    • @GetawayFilms
      @GetawayFilms 3 месяца назад

      ah.. That's what it was... I thought he was wiping his hand on him

    • @MrLemonaiden
      @MrLemonaiden 3 месяца назад +1

      Left hand outta a moving car 😅 ok travis

    • @thebearplays9956
      @thebearplays9956 3 месяца назад

      @@gamerdude7yess sure staged they would be so stuipid if it were stained.. there on the road

  • @BlankSpaceVacuum
    @BlankSpaceVacuum 3 месяца назад +1777

    But hey, they helped him advertise his product in the end he did not lose anything when in fact he won everything. 😂

    • @itsscookin
      @itsscookin 3 месяца назад +8

      How did he get the camera there? ;-;

    • @alexsalvi1824
      @alexsalvi1824 3 месяца назад +16

      and the acted video of the week....

    • @FestiveRocket
      @FestiveRocket 3 месяца назад +9

      $50 that the teen in the car was in on the advertisement

    • @ambsanshz16
      @ambsanshz16 3 месяца назад +1

      He didn’t win much except for free content

    • @PhenoDubs
      @PhenoDubs 3 месяца назад +2

      @@itsscookin hes holding a gopro on a selfie. The software automatically removes the selfie stick from the frame

  • @ACG-Koopah333
    @ACG-Koopah333 5 дней назад

    Suburban delinquency is allways fascinating and hilarious to me

  • @papanoble8378
    @papanoble8378 3 месяца назад +410

    You have solid knuckle gloves, a face hiding helmet and armor. You’ve no excuse for not sending them all to the hospital

    • @wolf.3812
      @wolf.3812 3 месяца назад

      Trueee

    • @lordquas1871
      @lordquas1871 3 месяца назад +15

      Yeah bro what's that scooter 180 HP? 😂 Go fight a gang in a car solo bro

    • @Brimfarm
      @Brimfarm 3 месяца назад +24

      @@lordquas1871”a gang” 😂 a bunch of kids is a gang now? Nah, teach them a lesson and take afew of their teeth

    • @jeremymenchaca
      @jeremymenchaca 3 месяца назад +6

      Judging by the audacity of the delinquents, I'd say the rider is in California. The rider goes to jail for assault, the idiots get off with a warning.

    • @devinemax2427
      @devinemax2427 3 месяца назад

      ​@@lordquas1871defending stupid actions? Your stupid too

  • @theimpaler9465
    @theimpaler9465 3 месяца назад +312

    Imagine having to fight for your life and that’s your best punch! 🤦‍♂️

    • @thebearplays9956
      @thebearplays9956 3 месяца назад +7

      Yea he wont survive like that…

    • @superik408
      @superik408 3 месяца назад +5

      Bro is not surviving the streets with that

    • @ToxicMothBoi
      @ToxicMothBoi 3 месяца назад +6

      Really wish natural selection was still around for some people

    • @derekwalker6951
      @derekwalker6951 3 месяца назад

      Imagine throwing a punch at someone out of a moving car over a scooter 🤣

  • @YoriichiTsugikuni1432
    @YoriichiTsugikuni1432 3 месяца назад +1

    Imagine he was a officer and just pulls out a gun😂😂😂

  • @ts_of_defunct
    @ts_of_defunct 3 месяца назад

    That punch tells me everything I need to know about them. xD

  • @andrewlangley7452
    @andrewlangley7452 3 месяца назад +727

    I’m diabetic and that sound at the end of the video is the sound my pump makes when I need insulin😂😂😂 I thought it was going off

    • @aumenjoy1708
      @aumenjoy1708 3 месяца назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @1020Shane
      @1020Shane 3 месяца назад +2

      Lmao that pretty funny

    • @cypher1160
      @cypher1160 3 месяца назад +5

      Ain’t it the Nintendo sound ? 😭

    • @thefrost490
      @thefrost490 3 месяца назад +2

      @@cypher1160could swear it’s the text tone from some 2000’s flip phone 😢😅

    • @brandoncase1477
      @brandoncase1477 3 месяца назад +2

      It sounds a lot like the android notification "TaDa!" :)

  • @leonrushton6789
    @leonrushton6789 3 месяца назад +721

    this man is the ultimate jacker he even has the lotion on standby lol

    • @vgtrombone
      @vgtrombone 3 месяца назад +11

      Man you just made me spit out perfectly good water

    • @MrDsturman
      @MrDsturman 3 месяца назад +3

      They threw the lotion

    • @btgs0127
      @btgs0127 3 месяца назад +3

      Dude if the bottle was still good id would have picked it up and kept it

    • @ghostyboigamer5856
      @ghostyboigamer5856 3 месяца назад +12

      ​@btgs0127 yeah I don't think you want to touch that lotion

    • @davidislas8117
      @davidislas8117 3 месяца назад +1

      Golden comment

  • @DarkVoidG735
    @DarkVoidG735 2 месяца назад

    Nah my anger issues wouldnt let that one slide 💀

  • @XnOX.4444
    @XnOX.4444 2 месяца назад

    Imagine hoppin' in your car and thinkin'
    ''Ye I feel like messin' up with pedestrians''
    ''...Ah shit this is a tough one''

  • @steveg3885
    @steveg3885 3 месяца назад +85

    As a ebiker I've been harassed by cars myself. They seemed to be bothered by my mere presence on the bike lane.

    • @guillaumepare9651
      @guillaumepare9651 3 месяца назад +11

      A lot of drivers doesn't tolerate anything but cars on the street.

    • @Knight_Twigg
      @Knight_Twigg 3 месяца назад +13

      ​@@guillaumepare9651Those same drivers don't even tolerate other cars on the street.

    • @that1mayanguy103
      @that1mayanguy103 3 месяца назад

      Cause they probably are

    • @haki4066
      @haki4066 3 месяца назад

      @@guillaumepare9651to be fair it is incredibly annoying when bikers are on the actual street and not the bike lane acting like a car but going 15 miles slower than the car in front of us

  • @Cmdr_DarkNite
    @Cmdr_DarkNite 3 месяца назад +377

    That cruise missle lotion bottle was everything. 😂

    • @lighttosmooth1925
      @lighttosmooth1925 3 месяца назад +3

      Fr. I've never seen someone throw lotion out of a car window at someone else. 💀😂

    • @kent0n30
      @kent0n30 3 месяца назад +1

      The definition of all in one 😂😂😂💀💀

    • @HKNative217
      @HKNative217 3 месяца назад +1

      Dudes just got done with they mandingo party

  • @sun.ny_june3628
    @sun.ny_june3628 3 месяца назад

    My town used to be a nice small town, but recently a lot of city folk have been moving in. So far nothing like this has happened, but if it does, somebody is going to feel the rage of an angry, city hating and eternally pissed off local XD

  • @lewisfamily8939
    @lewisfamily8939 2 месяца назад

    It’s time for “The Big Iron on his hiiii-iiiiii-iiipp”

  • @sadayukinaga9363
    @sadayukinaga9363 3 месяца назад +173

    The fact the car is a Kia immediately tells me it was stolen

  • @Havox-
    @Havox- 3 месяца назад +177

    This is exactly why I carry around my tactical nails in a zip lock bag.

    • @runningriot7963
      @runningriot7963 3 месяца назад +5

      *caltrops

    • @PieMK6R
      @PieMK6R 3 месяца назад

      Good way to handle them ghetto street take overs too 😉

    • @jordin1909
      @jordin1909 3 месяца назад +7

      ​@@runningriot7963 * 9mm handgun

    • @horacenelson7038
      @horacenelson7038 3 месяца назад +2

      * Denel NTW-20

    • @Bear57501
      @Bear57501 3 месяца назад +1

      Golf balls are surprisingly effective as well. Tactical balls???? 🤔

  • @dyllonbroyles5447
    @dyllonbroyles5447 3 месяца назад

    When he threw the punch I imagined that little Japanese moaning sound 😂

  • @TheMlgJay
    @TheMlgJay 3 месяца назад

    That one saw spinning at 30 km/h ready to split the kid :

  • @RicxLikeStone5
    @RicxLikeStone5 3 месяца назад +401

    Should’ve made the squeaky toy sound for that punch😭

  • @StrumboliRePlay
    @StrumboliRePlay 3 месяца назад +59

    Saw this on Instagram and the whole comment section was like a detective team tracking these kids now lol

    • @toomanyobsessions9910
      @toomanyobsessions9910 2 месяца назад +2

      That is amazing

    • @amos7458
      @amos7458 Месяц назад +4

      Did they find them?

    • @thirdeyesurvivor3886
      @thirdeyesurvivor3886 Месяц назад +5

      Im usually against things like that but for something this serious that’s actually great to hear

    • @hotshower695
      @hotshower695 23 дня назад

      ​@@amos7458 it's definitely set up

    • @mergat2970
      @mergat2970 10 дней назад +2

      Get 4chan on the case

  • @Filipino_GuyDoesMapping
    @Filipino_GuyDoesMapping 10 дней назад

    “Your honour, it was just self defense, this is america isnt it?”
    “Sir, there was no car left after you forced it to drive into a pole at 150 kmh.”

  • @LivingOnPurpose1
    @LivingOnPurpose1 2 месяца назад

    Sister, hi 👋🏾 I'm a 1st time viewer.
    You did well on this exposé. Yes, warn others about her erroneous teachings. I only heard of her because she was going off about Christians attending Beyonce's concert some years ago. Just a few weeks ago my biological sister shared a 3 hour podcast video of her chatting with 2 guys and my sister wanted to know my thoughts. In told my sister in not feeling her and she's off on a lot of things. My sister flared up at me and defended Tiphani's false prophetic jargon. Anyways I actually included Tiphani in my most recent video and although she wasn't the meat of the video, I was saw the parallel of how this network of charlatans work.
    I appreciate your video. Continue to live on purpose, Godly purpose ✨️ 🙏🏾 🙌🏾

  • @carlitosortiz6621
    @carlitosortiz6621 3 месяца назад +1381

    If John wick’s ever taught me something, it’s not to fuck with people on motorcycles.
    Don’t fuck with people in scooters as well

    • @Justsomerandomdude397
      @Justsomerandomdude397 3 месяца назад +36

      Bud that’s a fucking scooter

    • @carlitosortiz6621
      @carlitosortiz6621 3 месяца назад +4

      @@Justsomerandomdude397second clip looks like a motorcycle to me

    • @plasmacrimson
      @plasmacrimson 3 месяца назад +12

      ​@@carlitosortiz6621 Read the title before you comment.

    • @lolbenz
      @lolbenz 3 месяца назад

      1​@@plasmacrimson dont tell me what to do

    • @carlitosortiz6621
      @carlitosortiz6621 3 месяца назад

      @@utubebad so a scootercycle?

  • @michaelcharach
    @michaelcharach 4 месяца назад +761

    A lotion bottle?? What is this Mario cart ?

  • @sigma2.093
    @sigma2.093 3 месяца назад

    Now I know why Buffalo Bill said "It puts the lotion in the basket"

  • @AtomicComms
    @AtomicComms 3 месяца назад

    I love that they went in a circle to attempt it again XD what asses

  • @robertmccall9773
    @robertmccall9773 3 месяца назад +187

    In Sacramento is common to keep a piece of rebar or pipe when rideing an e-bike or expensive bicycle

    • @nodishtoodeep3053
      @nodishtoodeep3053 3 месяца назад

      How long ago was that? Last time I went to J street it was better just to give people your stuff over risking your life, much like Stockton.

    • @garrettwilliams617
      @garrettwilliams617 3 месяца назад +2

      @@nodishtoodeep3053when were yall here last? Midtown’s been gentrified and completely changed.

    • @nodishtoodeep3053
      @nodishtoodeep3053 3 месяца назад +1

      @@garrettwilliams617
      The old mall area still has a lot of gang activity, I was there two years ago. I believe there was a shooting there around that time

    • @T-Rob04
      @T-Rob04 3 месяца назад +6

      i had some old school bikers say they keep a bag of ball bearing for the tailgaters

    • @sheaross3124
      @sheaross3124 3 месяца назад +1

      The rest of us have guns😅

  • @BloxDev-
    @BloxDev- 3 месяца назад +834

    I screenshotted there license plate and reported the car as stolen

    • @pr0f3ta_yt
      @pr0f3ta_yt 3 месяца назад +65

      No you didn’t

    • @DanielCC1
      @DanielCC1 3 месяца назад +29

      bro 💀

    • @erenvardi6543
      @erenvardi6543 3 месяца назад +28

      Good job

    • @noobyboi6324
      @noobyboi6324 3 месяца назад +86

      Based on their actions and driving skills I think it actually was stolen.

    • @alejandrolara2492
      @alejandrolara2492 3 месяца назад +51

      Well it's a Kia so it's obvious it's stolen

  • @matthewmcguire4691
    @matthewmcguire4691 3 месяца назад

    That’s when the .45 tucked into the back of ur waistband magically floats into your hands magically popping shots into the back windshield of that car

  • @peartree9008
    @peartree9008 3 месяца назад +88

    They be laughing until you catch their fist and pull them out of the window

  • @AntsSpokane
    @AntsSpokane 3 месяца назад +69

    Sir, that is when you pull a john wick and start blasting.

  • @KevinAlan-wg1yj
    @KevinAlan-wg1yj 3 месяца назад

    In some states, you can actually go to prison for throwing something outside of a car it's considered a missile

  • @benmeyer2916
    @benmeyer2916 3 месяца назад

    Thats when you start absolutely unloading clips in retaliation

  • @anotherjester
    @anotherjester 4 месяца назад +208

    Fellow East Bay native here, sorry Paul. First they try to take your cam, now they try to knock you over. I really hope these people get caught one day.

    • @ESG-ElectricScooterGuide
      @ESG-ElectricScooterGuide  4 месяца назад +43

      I filed a police report the same day with a photo of the plate, the guy's face, his shirt and make and model of the car. I never heard back. -Paul

    • @nathanm5352
      @nathanm5352 4 месяца назад

      You gave them all the info how hard would it of been for the police to pursue this. They just get away and will hurt someone else ​@@ESG-ElectricScooterGuide

    • @Case_02467
      @Case_02467 3 месяца назад

      Cops are useless. They could care less about solving crimes. They are more interested in tinted windows and covering up RUIs for their coworkers.

    • @JesusChrist-xb7jq
      @JesusChrist-xb7jq 3 месяца назад

      @@ESG-ElectricScooterGuideBay Area cops don’t do shit. Someone broke into my building here in SF once and stole my scooter, electric bike, and my friend’s bike. I called the cops and they basically gave me a mental jerk-off and I never heard from them again.

    • @berziimusic
      @berziimusic 3 месяца назад +26

      @@ESG-ElectricScooterGuide big suprise. Cause they ain’t gonna do anything about it

  • @macky2green
    @macky2green 4 месяца назад +880

    *_That's why an action camera is very essential for us electric scooter riders (or any 2 wheels for that matter). Some idiots are gonna be strolliin' around some ugly car._*

    • @dannyjackson1331
      @dannyjackson1331 4 месяца назад +11

      Don’t forget us single wheels

    • @landonmiller9534
      @landonmiller9534 3 месяца назад +8

      ​@@dannyjackson1331its a stolen car 1000% its a older kia without push to start and a young punk with a ski mask

    • @CDarwin22871
      @CDarwin22871 3 месяца назад +2

      It’s a stolen car with people wearing masks driving it…..how exactly is this helping you even if it’s recorded?

    • @Soeks77
      @Soeks77 3 месяца назад +3

      Lmao this camera did nothing in this case. Ride sometgint unsrealable that takes skill to ride like a motorcycle, and fast enough to not encounter ppl like this, and also oook back constantly. Clearly a new rider

    • @Scoobydooby
      @Scoobydooby 3 месяца назад +2

      And it’s in Oakland where they won’t investigate the video or prosecute any of them anyway.