Miscellaneous Myths: Zahak The Serpent King

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  • @ashecrimson2812
    @ashecrimson2812 3 года назад +6433

    What the hell, that Blacksmith deserves to be king, I’ve never heard of a bigger power move

    • @beccag2758
      @beccag2758 3 года назад +109

      Yesssss!!!!

    • @Technodreamer
      @Technodreamer 3 года назад +835

      He doesn't have time to be king, he's got more sons to make

    • @18Krieger
      @18Krieger 3 года назад +204

      Without fitting heritage you dont get to be rightful king. Still badass of the century.

    • @wadespencer3623
      @wadespencer3623 3 года назад +278

      @@18Krieger I mean usually the way it works is you take over, then you invent your lineage, but yeah, the kid has a prophecy so he's gonna be accepted easier.

    • @jaysonjackson3455
      @jaysonjackson3455 3 года назад +172

      Or a better dad. Usually fathers are sources of traumatic backstory or are a mouthpiece for the status quo that a rebel good guy has to overcome. A father motivated by love is kinda rare.

  • @harlekingnapmaster3986
    @harlekingnapmaster3986 3 года назад +2615

    No, no, she has a point
    We need this movie

    • @EvilRaccoonDM
      @EvilRaccoonDM 3 года назад +41

      I second this

    • @cgt3704
      @cgt3704 3 года назад +67

      Exactly. Those men in suits need to give a movie with good story for once. And less CGI. And Red should be the narrator

    • @donanthebarbarian5177
      @donanthebarbarian5177 3 года назад +37

      @@cgt3704 can we have red narrate the presently occurring events of the movie that require explanation like the prophecy and transitions from one city to the next but blue do the narration of the kings leading up to the guy who proclaimed himself god?

    • @cgt3704
      @cgt3704 3 года назад +10

      @@donanthebarbarian5177 Perfection. But i would love that both Blue and Simon to narrate the kings part

    • @FrisbeeGorbeh
      @FrisbeeGorbeh 3 года назад +18

      There's sorta kinda an animated movie based on this tale. It's called The Last Fiction

  • @jrodriguez1374
    @jrodriguez1374 3 года назад +4261

    Gf tries to kiss my shoulders:
    " Thou shalt not have me foul temptress!"

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 3 года назад +306

      "I knew you were the embodiment of evil this whole time! No making me into an evil king!"

    • @kryptonianguest1903
      @kryptonianguest1903 3 года назад +182

      Verily hath I learnt well the lessons of the ancient and noble tale of Johnny Snake Shoulders.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад +3

      Why is Donald Trump pretty and I am not? But why does he only have a wife but I have TWO HANDSOME GIRLFRIENDS who I show off in my masterpiece YT videos? Do you know the answer, dear j

    • @TheKing-qz9wd
      @TheKing-qz9wd 3 года назад +58

      Me: "Sure, what's the worst that can happen?"
      Zahak: "Lemme tell you..."

    • @mikriper3702
      @mikriper3702 3 года назад +2

      I love how the comments have more likes then the vid

  • @moonchild4648
    @moonchild4648 3 года назад +4447

    I love how the lineup of kings goes directly from stuff like "clad his people in tiger skins" and "discovered firestarting" to "ENSLAVED DEMONS WITH MAGIC" with nothing in between lol

    • @Archris17
      @Archris17 3 года назад +344

      Ey, once you've beaten up tigers with rocks and your swinging dick, then invented fire AND iron weapons, as well as farming, things start to snowball REAL freakin' fast!

    • @abdulmasaiev9024
      @abdulmasaiev9024 2 года назад +180

      I mean, you skipped ironworking. Once you have fire and you have chains... enslaving fire creatures seems like a reasonable next step to try?

    • @aidendouglas8023
      @aidendouglas8023 2 года назад +76

      I mean that’s kinda how it works in real life too, with that whole longer to go from bronze swords to steel swords then steel swords to nukes idea

    • @greenb1034
      @greenb1034 2 года назад +13

      It wasn't that fast. The content of The story is fairly summarized in this video

    • @no1important777
      @no1important777 2 года назад +6

      once your civilization finds fire its all just uphill from there, demons and magic are just childsplay at that point.

  • @jasminedragon9717
    @jasminedragon9717 3 года назад +9636

    That blacksmith really said “Screw this I’ll find the prophecy child myself”

    • @MazzaAzi
      @MazzaAzi 3 года назад +761

      your missing out the best part:
      Blacksmith: "Don't kill my last kid"
      S king: "Sure. on a completely unrelated note: would you sign my "I'm a good guy" petition? "
      Blacksmith: “Screw this I’ll find the prophecy child myself”

    • @j.jnerdamy320
      @j.jnerdamy320 3 года назад +427

      Let's be honest: The blacksmith is the true MVP of this story

    • @cocoabeanz6171
      @cocoabeanz6171 3 года назад +106

      Kavah is the best, man

    • @LilianaKali
      @LilianaKali 3 года назад +299

      That moment when you could totally be the protagonist except there's a prophecy so you get to play lancer/instigator instead and gotta go find the Chosen One to finish your epic revenge story. Also, his poor wife! That's A LOT of kids to push out just to have them turned into snake food!

    • @Bluecho4
      @Bluecho4 3 года назад +143

      @@j.jnerdamy320 The real prophesied hero was the community we built along the way. Perhaps we in the modern day should learn from this, and stop waiting for heroes to come save us.

  • @baronnolanvonstraya5743
    @baronnolanvonstraya5743 3 года назад +7080

    “Sorry I killed sixteen of your sons, and to make it up to you I won’t kill your seventeenth.”
    Zahak officially wins the “Not as big of a jerk as you could’ve been” award

    • @jasonreed7522
      @jasonreed7522 3 года назад +505

      I mean, he didn't think of himself as evil and killing 16 sons from a single family is alot. Intentionally killing the last son when the father begs you not to is definitely evil.
      Remember kids, accidental villainy is still villainy.

    • @adamantbrandob7188
      @adamantbrandob7188 3 года назад +165

      Man just didn’t want snakes on his shoulders

    • @kaboomgaming4255
      @kaboomgaming4255 3 года назад +93

      @@jasonreed7522 and that's the problem with billionaires; more than likely they don't know or act upon a lot of bad stuff that goes on because of them, even bill gates, despite the fact he runs a giant charity organization.

    • @Jenna-hg4uh
      @Jenna-hg4uh 3 года назад +30

      nice reference

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 3 года назад +25

      So basically, he's an early version of That Guy.

  • @acecat2798
    @acecat2798 3 года назад +1933

    "You guys would tell me if I was a bad person, right?"
    Now I'm just imagining Zahak and his snake shoulders having heart to hearts, movie nights, a spa day (the snakes have little cucumbers over their eyes)...

    • @FrisbeeGorbeh
      @FrisbeeGorbeh 3 года назад +118

      I've always wondered if he named the snakes lol

    • @baconknightproductions8297
      @baconknightproductions8297 3 года назад +179

      The snakes are eating human brains and
      Zahak is eating some meat then Zahak says "Wait a minute, I've been feeding you guys human brains for over a decade yet you haven't disappeared, did that mysterious physician lie? Am I a bad person?"

    • @janaterbio8010
      @janaterbio8010 3 года назад +89

      Zahak wasn't entirely evil, but he sure was pushed into being evil, alongside him being so gullible, it's no wonder he ended up in the situation he was in.
      Now if the story wasn't him being pushed into this role of villainy, just imagining him having introspective conversations with his snakes is both very sweet and saddening.... Has he never tried feeding them nice before? That's what I'm wondering

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 3 года назад +12

      @@janaterbio8010 you mean rice?

    • @janaterbio8010
      @janaterbio8010 3 года назад +28

      @@defensivekobra3873 I meant mice

  • @rexbaumeister7377
    @rexbaumeister7377 Год назад +1523

    I think the part that gets to me the most about this story (besides the name "Johnny Snake-shoulders") is that Zahak doesn't just want to believe that he's a good king, he's so insecure about it that he wants people to *sign paperwork* notarizing that he's a good king. That is hilariously desperate.

    • @deinsilverdrac8695
      @deinsilverdrac8695 Год назад +2

      The ultimate "nice Guy"/incel.
      "Why didn't you like me people, i've been good with you, i promise i'll change".
      Then After 15 minutes be like
      "You uselless dumbass, i don't care about what you think i want my brain soda right now and i order you to make me one"

    • @vismaykedilaya1318
      @vismaykedilaya1318 Год назад +53

      this has the same energy as Sun Wukong insisting he be called the Great Sage equal to Heaven

    • @yaqubebased1961
      @yaqubebased1961 5 месяцев назад +31

      It's because he's good at heart, but got deceived and lied to by Ahriman. He's right to think of himself as a victim, but he still had no right to demand recognition for his hidden away goodness from ppl he has terrorized and victimized himself.

  • @masterpuggo4023
    @masterpuggo4023 3 года назад +858

    Imagine being so badass that you rip a contract in front of a king with snakes on his shoulders

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 3 года назад +90

      Zahak: What the hell man, where are my guards? What do I even pay you for?
      Guard: You don't pay us
      Zahak: What do I let you LIVE for?

    • @jean-paulaudette9246
      @jean-paulaudette9246 3 года назад +38

      I guess the most even-tempered can be set off after 16 funerals...

    • @terraglade
      @terraglade 3 года назад +21

      that smith gave zero fucks XD Eat one of my children? Shame on you, Eat two of- Eat th- ...Aight yea fuck this guy im doing it myself.

    • @shadowking1380
      @shadowking1380 3 года назад +2

      @@weldonwin huh I had no idea frieza from DBZ was that old lol

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 3 года назад +2

      @@shadowking1380 It was that or a TTS reference about Ahriman and murdering stars

  • @johnjohnsonesteemeddoerofj6966
    @johnjohnsonesteemeddoerofj6966 3 года назад +2903

    I love how Zahak went from “gee wilikers” to “I hope they still think I’m a good king even though I’ve killed 16 of their kids :(“

    • @ScaleneTR
      @ScaleneTR 3 года назад +249

      i do almost feel kinda bad for the guy :( its not like he wanted the snake shoulders

    • @CelestiaLily
      @CelestiaLily 3 года назад +259

      Ah the ol' Anakin problem. No kid has ever had a shifty old man telling them what to do and it ending out fine XD

    • @joelsasmad
      @joelsasmad 3 года назад +103

      @@CelestiaLily It worked out great for Luke until the sequels.

    • @johnjohnsonesteemeddoerofj6966
      @johnjohnsonesteemeddoerofj6966 3 года назад +18

      @@CelestiaLily true XD

    • @draconicdemigod9696
      @draconicdemigod9696 3 года назад +87

      @@ScaleneTR I hear ya. He was a fine guy until snake shoulders and mostly evil influence. Honestly he just want the snake shoulders gone.

  • @scoman91
    @scoman91 3 года назад +4843

    I so especially love how Zahak doesn't just up and fall to evil over nothing and Ahriman has to go through utterly ridiculous lengths to corrupt him, and even then it doesn't fully make Zahak an uncaring bastard, just someone whose sunk too deep with very bad advice from someone actively trying to make him the bad guy.

    • @monarchistheadcrab8819
      @monarchistheadcrab8819 3 года назад +212

      And that is the point, no one is an actual villain.

    • @rickpervez322
      @rickpervez322 3 года назад +307

      @@monarchistheadcrab8819 well besides Ahriman, tho I'm not that well versed on Zoroastiannism so idk but given that its a dualistic religion I can probably guess that Ahriman is basicallyy the embodiment of all bad suff and therefore technically a villain since he is objectively against the meta good

    • @nichoudha
      @nichoudha 3 года назад +67

      @@rickpervez322 God of Disorder, whereas Ahura Mazda is the God of Order.

    • @monarchistheadcrab8819
      @monarchistheadcrab8819 3 года назад +44

      @@rickpervez322 well you're right about Ahriman being the ultimate bad guy, but just note that unlike what everybody thinks, zoroastrianism is a monotheistic religion.

    • @hatemongerofthetoxicbrood6561
      @hatemongerofthetoxicbrood6561 3 года назад +77

      @@monarchistheadcrab8819 Depends who you ask.
      Early Zorastrianism? It was pretty much Indo-European paganism flavoured with thr Mestopomian beliefs. So it was clearly polytheistic.
      Then you get more down the line and it focuses on two EQUAL powers. That one will eventually win in the end. But they are EQUAL on their own. At this point they stop focusing a lot on other gods, but the idea of Lesser Gods (Sepandar Mazda) or Lesser Demon Lords(Diw-ha-yeh Kameleh) does stay around. And the Lesser Gods do get praised in the Zorastrian prayers.
      So again not monotheistic.
      There is only a certain branch of zorastrianism that is monothestic called Zurvanism that arrived around the Sassanid era, which was heavily influenced by Christianity. Zurvan is Ahura and Ahriman's father, Zurvan in Avestan simply means "time", and old interpretion is it simply means Ahura and Ahrim were borned from time not that a God of Time fathered them. But Zurvanists claim that Zurvan is infact used as a name here and there is an entity, a god of time named Zurvan and they see him as the chief diety not Ahura. And even in Zurvanism, Ahura and Ahriman, Lesser Gods and Lesser Demon Lords are still present.
      So to believe Zoarstrianism is purely monotheistic is utterly wrong.

  • @Liadelou
    @Liadelou 3 года назад +2202

    Keyumars: **Invents clothes**
    Hushang: **Invents technology**
    Tahmuras: **Straight up slaps a bunch of demons with magic and makes them tell him their secrets, oh and also weaving**

    • @arawn1061
      @arawn1061 3 года назад +110

      Ah yes the demonic art of weaving

    • @AskMia411
      @AskMia411 3 года назад +106

      @@arawn1061 Having had to undo rows on a loom, i can confirm that sometimes knots and loops feel demonic, so that checks out

    • @marocat4749
      @marocat4749 3 года назад +56

      Weaving is tied in several mythologies to magic.

    • @הייויוםטובאדוני
      @הייויוםטובאדוני 2 года назад +32

      what do kings have with summoning demons for secrets? like, both this dude and Solomon.

    • @avenger4027
      @avenger4027 6 месяцев назад

      @@הייויוםטובאדוני It's an Indo-European trope, with Solomon's legend being influenced by it (and, later, influencing Iranian legends). Even Georgian and Baltic legends have it that metalworking was learned from velni/demons. Dwarves/Svartalfr are another non-human, non-godly class that was concerned with arts and crafts. In Zoroastrianism itself, magic is a demonic art.

  • @esperderek5383
    @esperderek5383 3 года назад +2024

    Another thing that Red didn't mention that makes Kaveh even more baller: Zahak had summoned the great men and elders of every country and all of them had cowed and signed the document when Kaveh busts in. He proceeds to tell them all off while ripping up that document.

    • @ShinigamiInuyasha777
      @ShinigamiInuyasha777 3 года назад +187

      So a working class heroe stay truth to the cause while intelectuals and politians signed with the tyrant? This is some marxist fanfict shit!

    • @shanedoesyoutube8001
      @shanedoesyoutube8001 3 года назад +114

      @@ShinigamiInuyasha777 to be fair, those officials were afraid as fuk (mostly, some probably didn't give a fuk, only interested in keeping their prestige)

    • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
      @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 3 года назад +52

      HOLY SHIT!!! Where did we go wrong with dealing with rulers, THIS is how it's DONE!

    • @ShinigamiInuyasha777
      @ShinigamiInuyasha777 3 года назад +3

      @@liam3284 Yeah but still counys

    • @acebalistic1358
      @acebalistic1358 3 года назад +31

      @@ShinigamiInuyasha777 there was a neo-hippie Marxist communist vegetarian religious sect around Persia through the 5th century, which was large enough that one shah even converted to the religion to gain their support in knocking his nobles down a peg.
      Ancient history is confusing but amazing.

  • @thereseboegel8296
    @thereseboegel8296 3 года назад +1176

    "Innocent, guileless, other nice euphemisms for dumb"
    I snorted.

  • @pridelander06
    @pridelander06 3 года назад +1319

    "He wants to kill the evil king *now* but his mom says it's too dangerous to go alone"
    Thanks Mom for sparing him from hubris!

    • @twistedtachyon5877
      @twistedtachyon5877 3 года назад +78

      Nameless mom mvp

    • @CoralCopperHead
      @CoralCopperHead 3 года назад +118

      Mom: "It's dangerous to go alone."
      Rebel Army: *Appears*
      Mom: "...Take this."

    • @anyathepanther7977
      @anyathepanther7977 3 года назад +92

      For once a Hero's parent who is Not only alive, but also responsible.

    • @ecurewitz
      @ecurewitz 3 года назад +8

      and that's how good kings are made

    • @thatsroughbuddy8742
      @thatsroughbuddy8742 3 года назад +20

      @@anyathepanther7977 Athenian Gasp! She’s Sally Jackson!

  • @tonedeafbirdsong2045
    @tonedeafbirdsong2045 3 года назад +1160

    Funnily enough, I was watching this with a snake draped over my shoulders.
    I didn’t go on a murder spree, but the resemblance did make me uncomfortable enough that I moved him to my arm 😁

    • @HansLemurson
      @HansLemurson 2 года назад +110

      Did your snake reassure you?

    • @DeltaOdyssey
      @DeltaOdyssey 2 года назад +137

      Make sure to feed him his daily amount of brains!

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 2 года назад +56

      That is adorable.

    • @HappyGingerWolf
      @HappyGingerWolf 2 года назад +47

      Aw what kind of snake?

    • @HarperBizzare
      @HarperBizzare 2 года назад +29

      The image I saw when I read this was Voldemort with Nagini draped on his shoulders.

  • @GnarledStaff
    @GnarledStaff 3 года назад +5885

    I jut trealized "clothed his people in tiger skins" is more than just hunting for clothing - its a statement that the kings people were no longer bound by fear of the man eating tigers that prowled the region

    • @Undomaranel
      @Undomaranel 3 года назад +507

      Not only that, it means taking their place as the apex predator and flexing on the big cats that tiger is the one on the menu now. It's all very surreal when you read between the lines :3

    • @pootis6263
      @pootis6263 3 года назад +42

      Heck yes

    • @tortis6342
      @tortis6342 3 года назад +82

      Because of the punctuation, I thought there was a Man who had been eating tigers, not just man-eating tigers.

    • @YaBoiKeith
      @YaBoiKeith 3 года назад +32

      @@Undomaranel 🎵Read it right between the lines🎵
      🎵Read it right between the lines🎵

    • @enlongjones2394
      @enlongjones2394 3 года назад +67

      It’s also probably why in Journey to the West, one of the first things Monkey does to display his power to Tripitaka is to absolutely *destroy* a prowling tiger and then turn his pelt into clothing.

  • @Bitterblue55
    @Bitterblue55 3 года назад +5021

    Honestly the part I was most surprised about was the mom actually coming back to pick up the kid from the magical cow. Usually the parents either die or peace out from the story after dropping off the kid

    • @k.5425
      @k.5425 3 года назад +188

      Yep same. I was expecting the mom to die or something

    • @bluelfsuma
      @bluelfsuma 3 года назад +284

      She didn't have the ponytail over the shoulder, so of course she was going to stay in the story.

    • @kaspiansea3997
      @kaspiansea3997 3 года назад +301

      Not Persian parents😂
      They always come back...we even have a hero who was named zal and his dad abounded him on the foot of the mountains because he was born with white hair and he thought the child was not human.
      Well our equivalent of Phoenix comes and gets the child to feed to her children but ends up raising him,when he turns 10-12 his dad crushed by guilt comes back and cries over what a horrible parent he was and the bird brings him down and tells him :"don't screw up again."

    • @d73w80
      @d73w80 3 года назад +179

      @@kaspiansea3997 damn.
      Persian mythological parents are WAY better than those most other mythos

    • @kaspiansea3997
      @kaspiansea3997 3 года назад +113

      @@d73w80 yeah... The whole mythology is different to be honest. Like our father vs son story is the only one that the father wins and kills his son.other nations all have the son win and bring in a new era but not ours. He doesn't know him of course and when he finds out he does everything he can to save him although not with success. And the fun part is he tricks his son so he can win. He is old and he can't physically beat him so he cheats.
      the "family" and "tradition" are the two most important things in our mythos and that's why no parents ever just give up on their off springs.

  • @faris794
    @faris794 3 года назад +3919

    "Give me this movie Hollywood. You cowards" best quote ever

    • @s0ph053
      @s0ph053 3 года назад +40

      Agreed.

    • @bludfyre
      @bludfyre 3 года назад +67

      Unfortunately they would give it to Michael Bay or Zack Snyder and it would be terrible. (Of course, for different reasons for both those directors)

    • @agenttheater5
      @agenttheater5 3 года назад +42

      @@bludfyre So we write to Hollywood and demand they make this a movie on the conditions hat Michael Bay and Zack Snyder don't have anything to do with it?

    • @Slayerlord13
      @Slayerlord13 3 года назад +65

      @@agenttheater5 Hollywood: "Instructions unclear, made both Michael Bay and Zack Snyder the co-directors of the movie. Enjoy!"

    • @monarchistheadcrab8819
      @monarchistheadcrab8819 3 года назад +20

      They'll just ruin it

  • @herpydepth3849
    @herpydepth3849 3 года назад +1177

    That blacksmith guy sounds like he’s either cool as hell or just the most productive Karen of all time with no in between

    • @S3Cs4uN8
      @S3Cs4uN8 3 года назад +159

      The double-humour of this is that yes: Kaveh is that cool of a guy and that there was an Iranian dynasty called 'Karen' (or the Karenids, depends on the source)

    • @andrewpenn1145
      @andrewpenn1145 2 года назад +73

      Hey, does a man need a reason to protect his son?

    • @mohammedfarahmand7809
      @mohammedfarahmand7809 2 года назад +66

      His name was Kaveh, but actually, yeah, his son was called Qaren (Karen).

    • @animeotaku307
      @animeotaku307 2 года назад +58

      Well, he did have a legitimate complaint

    • @mewe1717
      @mewe1717 2 года назад +11

      @@andrewpenn1145 i saw that reference mate

  • @deargodwhatamidoing1122
    @deargodwhatamidoing1122 3 года назад +1675

    “Johnny snake shoulders”
    Nothing else, just
    “Johnny snake shoulders.”

    • @tesso.6193
      @tesso.6193 3 года назад +19

      his name particularly funny since الضحاك means "he who laughs a lot". It's such a strikingly non-threatening name for a demonic king

    • @carlosroo5460
      @carlosroo5460 3 года назад +11

      If that isn't the must 20th century name ever, I don't know what is. It sounds like a good name for a sidekick for Lobo; just picture it: "Dc's Lobo and Johnny Snakeshoulders" That title alone is already a bestseller.

    • @ryangreen6255
      @ryangreen6255 3 года назад +1

      IKR?! 💛💛💛

    • @maximeduchalet4662
      @maximeduchalet4662 3 года назад +2

      went to the comment section just for johnny snake shoulders

    • @sarafontanini7051
      @sarafontanini7051 3 года назад +1

      @@tesso.6193 i mean its less funny when he laughs while eating your brains

  • @KianaWolf
    @KianaWolf 3 года назад +858

    "No one good has had the title 'Serpent King'."
    And now a hundred viewers have rushed off to write a D&D campaign to resolve that deficiency.

    • @franciscorios7255
      @franciscorios7255 3 года назад +65

      Yo you didnt have to call me out like that.....like what I ever do to you

    • @dewmilk7266
      @dewmilk7266 3 года назад +16

      Or a book

    • @dasirrlicht5415
      @dasirrlicht5415 3 года назад +69

      Serpents are a revered medical symbol, we can abuse that for our good serpent king.
      Also, people fear doctors wearing masks, we can abuse that, too. Plaugedoctors but snakemasks!

    • @derkrischa3720
      @derkrischa3720 3 года назад +12

      Hey, I'm still on the mountain hermit who talks to the snake shoulders, to be enlighted!

    • @GuiSmith
      @GuiSmith 3 года назад +12

      _Good_ we’ll get a wave of good snakey media in a few years

  • @Kunori
    @Kunori 3 года назад +2513

    Imagine being those demons forced to teach that guy how to write. Like "[sigh] Ok, do you want a more symbolic system, one based more on representing syllables, or - hey you know you might want to get a seat, I figure this'll take like a few weeks at least, and, wait do you even know what you need to write WITH? Ugh, ok, get some wood..."

    • @quadeevans6484
      @quadeevans6484 3 года назад +157

      Can you imagine his frustration if he chooses a system that like doesn't fit the language at all.

    • @monarchistheadcrab8819
      @monarchistheadcrab8819 3 года назад +104

      This is more relatable if you have information about Iranian ancient writing systems

    • @darksuperganon
      @darksuperganon 3 года назад +114

      @@quadeevans6484 If I was a demon forced to teach some guy writing, I would absolutely pick the least convenient system possible just to fuck with them.

    • @the_demon_cat337
      @the_demon_cat337 3 года назад +27

      @@monarchistheadcrab8819 well if you have the info share with the class

    • @dairoleon2682
      @dairoleon2682 3 года назад +57

      @@darksuperganon What's that? Cursive? Okay yeah, you'll definitely want to go the chisel-on-hard-surface route with that one.

  • @anniel6479
    @anniel6479 3 года назад +1483

    On second watch through, something stands out to me about the general population in this story: they're proactive!
    The king has declared himself a god? Call the neighbors in to overthrow him!
    New king also bad? Form an army and go find the prophecy child!
    You don't typically see that in these types of stories.

    • @thomassaxon8254
      @thomassaxon8254 3 года назад +169

      Probably a reflection of history. There's a lot of evidence of populations being proactive about their rulers in Iranian/East Roman history.

    • @anniel6479
      @anniel6479 3 года назад +42

      @@thomassaxon8254 Cool!

    • @kamiabghorbanpour2291
      @kamiabghorbanpour2291 Год назад +13

      Look at Iran now.

    • @leonardorolingstella8554
      @leonardorolingstella8554 Год назад +33

      You know what they say: if something sucks, make it not suck.

    • @austenhead5303
      @austenhead5303 10 месяцев назад +11

      ​@@kamiabghorbanpour2291They're still proactive. The U.S. has regime changed them, what, at least twice since the 50s, and they're STILL not privatizing their oil.

  • @tbotalpha8133
    @tbotalpha8133 3 года назад +4924

    "Have you looked at our king lately?"
    "Hmm? What? No. Maybe, a little."
    "He's got snakes growing out of his shoulders."
    "What?"
    "Have you noticed, that our king, has little human-brain-eating snakes growing out of his shoulders?"
    "I... don't see..."
    "Cyrus... are we the baddies?"

    • @NDOhioan
      @NDOhioan 3 года назад +452

      "I mean, I really can't think of anything worse to come out of our king's shoulders than a pair of snakes!"
      "Um... rats... anuses?"
      "Yeah, and if we were fighting a king with a pair of rats anuses coming out of his shoulders, I'd probably be a lot less worried!"

    • @ashtasheran6970
      @ashtasheran6970 3 года назад +147

      @@NDOhioan the worse thing to sprout out of your king's shoulders is definitely hippos

    • @Moonstar79
      @Moonstar79 3 года назад +76

      @@ashtasheran6970 baby clown heads for me

    • @vicenzostella1390
      @vicenzostella1390 3 года назад +34

      @@NDOhioan I understood that reference

    • @thegrimmarcher202
      @thegrimmarcher202 3 года назад +26

      @@ashtasheran6970
      How about sworms of liches

  • @sarahk.8473
    @sarahk.8473 3 года назад +1464

    "My snakes were making the rumblies--"
    "Zaaaahhak!"
    "That only human brains would satisfy"

    • @vibevibevibemcommentedtoda5717
      @vibevibevibemcommentedtoda5717 3 года назад +182

      "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"
      "Oh, I killed my dad and used my authority as king to feed my snake bois some human brains, so that's two things."

    • @kazemizu
      @kazemizu 3 года назад +68

      This comment needs more flesh dragons

    • @kaboomgaming4255
      @kaboomgaming4255 3 года назад +5

      @@kazemizu what.

    • @fantasyshadows3207
      @fantasyshadows3207 3 года назад +31

      @@kaboomgaming4255 they said it needed more flesh dragons

    • @kaboomgaming4255
      @kaboomgaming4255 3 года назад +3

      @@fantasyshadows3207 what're flesh dragons tho.

  • @mutantmaster1
    @mutantmaster1 3 года назад +549

    The blacksmith had some brass balls to insult Johnny Snake Shoulders to his faces and start building the rebel army right after. Damn dude!

    • @FrisbeeGorbeh
      @FrisbeeGorbeh 3 года назад +38

      I'm seriously impressed he was able to just walk out with no consequences lol

    • @wolfeyes555
      @wolfeyes555 3 года назад +11

      Seriously, one of the rawest things I've ever heard.

    • @armintargaryen9216
      @armintargaryen9216 3 года назад +13

      It only toon him 16 sons

    • @mutantmaster1
      @mutantmaster1 3 года назад +13

      @@FrisbeeGorbeh another source I saw said that the blacksmith basically roasted him enough that Zahak started realizing how much a jerk he was, and the blacksmith left while Zahak was all 😲

    • @clayxros576
      @clayxros576 3 года назад +5

      @@mutantmaster1
      Oh that would be beautiful as a way to throw him off and lead to a 3rd act breakdown

  • @dorkatarmsetcetera9468
    @dorkatarmsetcetera9468 3 года назад +378

    "Can i see if this noble is trustworthy?"
    "Role for insight."
    *rattle, rolling*
    "... Nat 1"
    *sigh* this dude seems legit, wise, and honest.
    "Cool. What do you need from me?
    "I need you to kill your own father. Make a wisdom saving throw."

    • @coolgreenbug7551
      @coolgreenbug7551 2 года назад +58

      Isn't this cook the same guy I just threw out?
      Roll for perception
      2
      No he isn't

    • @lewismartin3430
      @lewismartin3430 Год назад +16

      ​@coolgreenbug7551 should I trust this dude who says I need to feed my shoulder snakes brains?
      Roll a wisdom check
      3
      Nah he's trustworthy

    • @gus-vanover
      @gus-vanover 8 месяцев назад +9

      ​@lewismartin3430 Secret Secondary Curse: every time Zahak ​listens to Ahriman, he loses two points of his wisdom score.

    • @adamloga3788
      @adamloga3788 4 месяца назад +3

      @@gus-vanover ...He had any points in it?

  • @britishninja
    @britishninja 3 года назад +2378

    Blacksmith : do you know programming?
    Zahak : only python ....

  • @tunafour-shoes4618
    @tunafour-shoes4618 3 года назад +1731

    Soldier 1: Have you looked at our king lately?
    Soldier 2: Yeah.
    Soldier 1: He's got Snakes coming out of his shoulders!
    Soldier 2: So?
    Soldier 1: Are we the Baddies?

    • @error5202
      @error5202 3 года назад +18

      😂🤣😂

    • @bubbles784
      @bubbles784 3 года назад +186

      Soldier 2: "No, we are not. Don't be ridiculous. Now help me drag this innocent person to be sacrific- Oh... Yea I see it."

    • @carlosroo5460
      @carlosroo5460 3 года назад +63

      Soldier 2: Well, depends on your perspective. I heard about this thing from the future call fascism, where literally everybody but yourself is bad.
      Soldier 1: Jeez, sounds like something only those white Norsemen will think of. So are we good or bad?
      Soldier 2: Let's wait and see what kind of play that Jews prisoner we have on the basement writes before we decide.

    • @joemerl1145
      @joemerl1145 3 года назад +16

      "Just because he's part snake doesn't mean that he's a bad guy. Look at King Erichthonius."

    • @robonator2945
      @robonator2945 3 года назад +23

      to be fair, assuming red didn't leave anything out here, the snake shoulders literally had nothing to do with his quality as a king. The only reason he got them was he hired a new cook who fed him some meat and asked to kiss his shoulders. If anything, the snakes would be a sign of his QUALITY as a king, since, y'know, if my cook asked to kiss my shoulders I don't think my first reaction would be "oh yeah sure go ahead!".

  • @serpensviktorijewiczvonarm1011
    @serpensviktorijewiczvonarm1011 3 года назад +2632

    "Nobody good has ever held the title of 'Serpent King'"
    So did you guys know that in slavic folklore, snakes and serpents were considered protectors of the household and the hearth and the serpent king was a benevolent entity that rewarded people for treating his subjects with respect and only retaliated in self-defence?

    • @sarafontanini7051
      @sarafontanini7051 3 года назад +170

      this sounds like a cool i need more

    • @alexwarlock5480
      @alexwarlock5480 3 года назад +161

      The Nairs of Kerala worship snakes called Nagas especially cobras as protective deities too. More info in wikipedia.

    • @JP-sm4cs
      @JP-sm4cs 3 года назад +200

      Yeah cus snakes eat mice
      Less mice = less disease
      Same reason why the British Isles like Barn owls.

    • @brookejon3695
      @brookejon3695 3 года назад +143

      @@JP-sm4cs Also same reason ancient Egypt and many other cultures deified cats.

    • @pouncelygrin6699
      @pouncelygrin6699 3 года назад +36

      So he dropkicks anyone in self-defense huh? Nice

  • @OktoberHero747
    @OktoberHero747 2 года назад +304

    Love how Ahriman had to do a whole bunch of stuff to make Zahak evil despite being empowered and Ahura Mazda had to do ONE THING and let the domino effect take care of the rest

    • @fatherpucci8170
      @fatherpucci8170 2 года назад +33

      That kind of remind me Palpatine and Anakin for reason

    • @typacsk
      @typacsk 7 месяцев назад +8

      Tolkien would be proud

  • @elle9834
    @elle9834 3 года назад +1717

    Fun fact: from an evolutionary perspective snakes are goddamn horrifying, they look a lot like tree branches which made our ancestor hyper vigilant to them and also made them much better at recognising snakes.

    • @mingthan7028
      @mingthan7028 3 года назад +42

      Ophidiophobia

    • @laurenkirby97
      @laurenkirby97 3 года назад +194

      The hyperawareness towards snakes is probably the reason they're used so much in mythologies and stories.

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 3 года назад +184

      Also, a lot of them are venomous and hence disproportionately dangerous for how hard they are to see. Add in how creepy reptiles seem to mammals in a mammal's world and how weird these legless slithery things among walkers are, and you've got a perfect storm for a memorable (and scary) animal.

    • @jezusbloodie
      @jezusbloodie 3 года назад +79

      It may even be one of the reasons why dragons are everywhere, when we evolved there where a couple of creatures to be hardwired to not vibe with which often happen to be the basis voor many dragons: mainly snakes and birds of prey, but also big cats and beasts with horns/hard headware

    • @simonsonian8977
      @simonsonian8977 3 года назад +23

      They’re also why we have tri color vision!

  • @devinzerr4570
    @devinzerr4570 3 года назад +1166

    Snakes in mythology: destructive, scary and world-ending
    Snakes in reality: haha my tongue go brrrr

    • @Passions5555
      @Passions5555 3 года назад +50

      Ever been to Australia?

    • @mar.i.videos
      @mar.i.videos 3 года назад +29

      Do you know Brazil??

    • @Wright805
      @Wright805 3 года назад +55

      Honestly snakes are no more "evil" than any other form of life. They are simply living creatures trying to survive.

    • @vitormileib
      @vitormileib 3 года назад +14

      Not evil, just highly deadly

    • @lisakanzira6765
      @lisakanzira6765 3 года назад +9

      mmm slithery lil bois

  • @michaelscott6022
    @michaelscott6022 3 года назад +406

    "Let's overthrow the tyrant and put this new kid on the throne! He can't be any worse than the last guy."
    Said every revolution in history.

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 3 года назад +55

      "Sure he's got brain eating snakes for shoulders, but how bad can he be?"

    • @hamanu666
      @hamanu666 3 года назад +42

      @@merrittanimation7721 “Let’s not judge his snake shoulders too harshly. No ones perfect!”

    • @OpenBiolabsGuy
      @OpenBiolabsGuy 3 года назад +13

      Here comes the new dictator, same as the old dictator.

    • @mayankbisht7691
      @mayankbisht7691 3 года назад +4

      Actually this trope is dismantled in A Song of Ice and Fire that is why it is one of the best book series

    • @LarryGarfieldCrell
      @LarryGarfieldCrell 3 года назад +6

      Narrator: He was worse than the last guy.

  • @a.e.1965
    @a.e.1965 2 года назад +221

    Honestly, zahak was symbolically one of the best villains I've read about,
    he killed his father not because he was evil because he thought his father was an obstacle in his way to glory and power.
    The way that evil came to him was from delicious food, too delicious actually, you could say gluttony or maybe just too much dedication to worldly desires,
    The serpents only calm down when fed with the brain of young men, the story knows that youngsters are the future of any nation, they have the nature of rebelliousness, and when they are killed the whole nation is killed,
    In the end Zahak is not killed because as told his blood is too foul that being drawn would only bring more evil to the earth and he is bound in Damavand the tallest mountain of Iran and will remain alive till as is told he will rise again in the end of times as monster of evil (it wasn't told in the video but in the final battle he actually transforms into a three headed dragon(

    • @thomasfoster4370
      @thomasfoster4370 Год назад +19

      so, he becomes Shah Ghidorah

    • @Halinspark
      @Halinspark Месяц назад

      ​@@thomasfoster4370I need THAT movie.

  • @goldfish6525
    @goldfish6525 3 года назад +1021

    Snakes: *Exist*
    Mythology: _I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK_

    • @brexthompson
      @brexthompson 3 года назад +28

      Egypt specifically be like

    • @shanedoesyoutube8001
      @shanedoesyoutube8001 3 года назад +14

      @Shasvin Puvanesvaran depends if you're a Chinese/Japanese/Korean/Vietnamese dragon

    • @austinaguila7272
      @austinaguila7272 3 года назад +11

      @@shanedoesyoutube8001 or Nordic. Because Jörmungandr wasn't all that bad, like 90% neutral

    • @thaneofmoss
      @thaneofmoss 3 года назад +2

      @@brexthompson Egypt was first in line, but the snake myth-sellers weren't taking credit and Egypt only had so much cash actually on hand.

    • @emilienmarot2010
      @emilienmarot2010 3 года назад +3

      Aztec mythology: How does "God of life and wisdom" sound?

  • @legateelizabeth
    @legateelizabeth 3 года назад +1380

    Zahak constantly interacting with the serpents on his shoulders really makes me want to see Red do art of Medusa, she'd be constantly interacting with her hair and it'd be adorable.

    • @clutchedbyanangel
      @clutchedbyanangel 3 года назад +122

      Zahak x Medusa crack ship

    • @sidewinder1209
      @sidewinder1209 3 года назад +16

      Does OSP have an Instagram or any other art account where they post all their illustrations of different historical and mythological figures?

    • @samhindhaugh696
      @samhindhaugh696 3 года назад +7

      @@sidewinder1209 red has designs on Redbubble

    • @ivyinkwell1754
      @ivyinkwell1754 3 года назад +8

      @@clutchedbyanangel I actually LOLed, and I don't usually!

    • @gokbay3057
      @gokbay3057 3 года назад +6

      @@clutchedbyanangel I ship it

  • @mangomage33
    @mangomage33 3 года назад +781

    I'm certain the "give me this movie Hollywood, you cowards" and the ending line are gonna end up in several osp out of context videos

  • @BallerinaValkyrie
    @BallerinaValkyrie 3 года назад +378

    My favorite part is the mom handling the prophecy in a way that actually makes sense. Keeping the chosen one safe while you can, but not lying about parts of the prophecy, and minimizing stress by having him wait for the proper timing. I wish all prophecies got handled like this, less people would die.
    (edit: I need you to know that when I had to look for this today for one scene I told a friend about, I called it 'Johny Snakeshoulders' in my head)

  • @dbztothemax9041
    @dbztothemax9041 3 года назад +1548

    “Johnny Snake Shoulders”
    That’s gotta be a euphemism

    • @madamedragon
      @madamedragon 3 года назад +90

      For having snakes grow out of your shoulders

    • @juliakovacs4885
      @juliakovacs4885 3 года назад +30

      Isn't the player character from The Darkness games this?

    • @dbztothemax9041
      @dbztothemax9041 3 года назад +11

      @@juliakovacs4885 YES omg

    • @cookiebombcasualemail5284
      @cookiebombcasualemail5284 3 года назад +33

      Aaaaand now I'm thinking about how uteruses and fallopian tubes look exactly like that, thank you, i hate it.

    • @Crazyivan777
      @Crazyivan777 3 года назад +9

      It's better than Johnny Dicklegs.

  • @ericwithakay3559
    @ericwithakay3559 3 года назад +1797

    Snakes, also known as Danger Noodles, sometimes called Nope Ropes

    • @izzyash775
      @izzyash775 3 года назад +47

      But they are adorable;-; why would anyone call them that

    • @kokichiouma436
      @kokichiouma436 3 года назад +29

      Not me with 2 pet sneks hearing this myth

    • @connoranderson5091
      @connoranderson5091 3 года назад +45

      AKA sneks or boop noodles

    • @ShinigamiSparda
      @ShinigamiSparda 3 года назад +26

      Or Murder Spagurders

    • @sceptershark3194
      @sceptershark3194 3 года назад +17

      Am I the only one in this guys replies who knows what he is refering to?

  • @KingParhamgt
    @KingParhamgt 3 года назад +1636

    As a Persian man, I used to read these stories in children's storybooks when I was a child. There are many amazing stories like this one in Ferdowsi's Shahnameh. I wish someone would make movies on those someday.

    • @Logitah
      @Logitah 3 года назад +56

      As a lifelong mythology nerd, I'd watch all of them.

    • @Lonelyimmortal-c7f
      @Lonelyimmortal-c7f 3 года назад +19

      That is a dream that I wish would come true one day but until then I will wait

    • @FrisbeeGorbeh
      @FrisbeeGorbeh 3 года назад +9

      I agree, it would make a fantastic series of movies!

    • @zacharyhawley1693
      @zacharyhawley1693 3 года назад +27

      Yes, but you also don't want Hollywood butchering them.

    • @thedailybullshit4033
      @thedailybullshit4033 3 года назад +8

      If they're as epic as this story of the Serpent King, they absolutely deserve to be made into movies.

  • @anielalewandowska451
    @anielalewandowska451 3 года назад +635

    "what do you want for dinner?"
    "child brains!"
    "No!"
    "two child's brains!"
    "NO!"

    • @nyotamwuaji6484
      @nyotamwuaji6484 3 года назад +21

      Three child brains and a small salad?

    • @wren_.
      @wren_. 3 года назад +21

      “fine then! we won’t eat two child’s brains!”
      “thank you! now what do you actually want to eat?”
      “SIXTEEN child’s brains!!”
      “THAT IS EXPONENTIALLY WORSE”

    • @nyotamwuaji6484
      @nyotamwuaji6484 3 года назад +4

      @@wren_. what if I add a small salad in the head of one of the children who's brains I'm eating?

    • @anonguy772
      @anonguy772 2 года назад +8

      @@nyotamwuaji6484 "The problem's not the brains, it's the kids!"
      Snakes:...Can I have adult brains?

    • @nyotamwuaji6484
      @nyotamwuaji6484 2 года назад +5

      @@anonguy772 but the salad makes everything ok. Right?

  • @lnsflare1
    @lnsflare1 3 года назад +378

    Red: "If there's one title that screams evil, it's 'Serpent King.' Nobody good has ever held the title Serpent King."
    Ananta Sesha: *cosmic sad Nagaraja noises*

    • @AskMia411
      @AskMia411 3 года назад +11

      Also Link, from good mythical morning.

    • @llearch
      @llearch 3 года назад +7

      See, now I want to write a story that has a good Serpent King. Sadly... not one of my strong suits. ;-]

    • @whyudoit4009
      @whyudoit4009 3 года назад +9

      @@AskMia411 “You can do it serpent king.”

    • @Lemuel928
      @Lemuel928 3 года назад +2

      A lost Persia Tale!?!

    • @kitcutting
      @kitcutting 3 года назад +1

      There's Jim Morrison, the Lizard King, close cousin to the Serpent King. I'm just putting this out there, it is up to you creative folk to piece the fanfiction together.

  • @jayedgerle
    @jayedgerle 3 года назад +632

    Red: “And so ends the tale of Johnny Snakeshoulders.”
    Zahak, within his prison: “THAT’S NOT MY NAME!!!”

    • @redwitch12
      @redwitch12 3 года назад +30

      "It is now. Shut up, Johnny Snakeshoulders."
      Zahak: >(

    • @jayedgerle
      @jayedgerle 3 года назад +33

      @@redwitch12 “Tonight on CNN, we’re live in the Middle East as an elderly man is tearing through the Taliban, Israeli, and United States like tissue paper, screaming-“
      Zahak: “JOHNNY SNAKESHOULDERS ISN’T MY NAME!!!!”
      Reporter: “Well, that.”
      And thus begins the apocalypse.

    • @redwitch12
      @redwitch12 3 года назад +21

      @@jayedgerle Reporter 1: "Experts are baffled as to the root cause of this issue."
      Reporter 2: "... experts on what?"
      Reporter 1: "Just, y'know, experts."

    • @jayedgerle
      @jayedgerle 3 года назад +10

      @@redwitch12 Damn, now I gotta write up an CNN interview with Zahak explaining himself, all culminating with a music video rendition of the Ting Tings song (feel free to correct if that’s wrong) “That’s Not My Name”.

    • @redwitch12
      @redwitch12 3 года назад +5

      @@jayedgerle HEH!

  • @mikotagayuna8494
    @mikotagayuna8494 3 года назад +464

    Zahak: "My muscles ache. Send me a veterinarian."
    Servant: "Don't you mean a doctor? Why send a vet?"
    Zahak: "Because THESE PYTHONS ARE SIIIICK!"

  • @lizycole8999
    @lizycole8999 3 года назад +418

    "We don't kink-shame in this palace." Their next t-shirt slogan.

    • @Dragonlover553
      @Dragonlover553 3 года назад +27

      "We do however have snake-shoulders" must be written on the back, it's just gotta be.

    • @helenl3193
      @helenl3193 2 года назад +17

      Surely it needs to be an off-shoulder top, rather than a Tee?

  • @alghafiqid
    @alghafiqid 3 года назад +1346

    WOOO FINALLY MIDDLE EASTERN MYTH

    • @bisneytm1511
      @bisneytm1511 3 года назад +7

      Is the star sign video not middle eastern

    • @MoonBites
      @MoonBites 3 года назад +1

      YES, I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR OH SO LONG

    • @alghafiqid
      @alghafiqid 3 года назад +18

      @@themannerchannel784 let's be honest we will die before they finish the series

    • @alghafiqid
      @alghafiqid 3 года назад +49

      @@Doctor2706i yes all kinds of Asian myths but not too many about West Asia and particularly Arabia the big sandpit peninsula

    • @indiralarasati1787
      @indiralarasati1787 3 года назад +38

      @@themannerchannel784 that's chinese, which is east asian, not middle eastern ^^

  • @blueberry2.080
    @blueberry2.080 3 года назад +333

    That blacksmith is badass-
    He literally started a whole rebellion-

    • @robonator2945
      @robonator2945 3 года назад +19

      (after letting 16 of his children have their brains eaten.) On that note, wasn't the brain thing supposed to get rid of the snakes? I feel like if a witch doctor told you to drink lemonade to fix your broken leg, you would stop doing it and realize it was a lie after chugging a gallon a day for the past several years.

    • @ItsHimBro
      @ItsHimBro 3 года назад +1

      @@robonator2945
      Honestly if no other options would work I would keep drinking lemonade.

    • @robonator2945
      @robonator2945 3 года назад +1

      @@ItsHimBro which also didn't work... like, observably, no effect.

    • @blueberry2.080
      @blueberry2.080 3 года назад +1

      I agree with red that we need a movie lol

    • @arsh9402
      @arsh9402 3 года назад +3

      @@robonator2945 it wasn't supposed to make them disappear, just calm them down so they would leave him alone. Otherwise snake bites 24/7

  • @blueteller
    @blueteller 3 года назад +532

    "...and he starts to worry that he might be a bad king.
    No. Whaaat? No-o!"
    This is why I love this channel 😂

  • @IsTheWhat
    @IsTheWhat 3 года назад +244

    Zahak (Or Zahhak) is also known as 'ضحاک ماردوش', which literally translates to 'Zahhak the Snake Shoulder', so Johnny Snake-shoulders is probably a fairly reasonable name. Also he was known for being 'he who has ten thousand horses' which is probably why his name is used in homest-

    • @gamerrfm9478
      @gamerrfm9478 2 года назад

      Cease.

    • @denjidenji9162
      @denjidenji9162 Год назад +15

      I KNEW I wasn't the only one who recognized the name from that lol

    • @Cheezbuckets
      @Cheezbuckets 6 месяцев назад +5

      My dumb self at first, “His name is used in homesteading?”

    • @Sarah12471
      @Sarah12471 3 месяца назад

      I feel real dumb but what is Homest

    • @lasaintepoutine
      @lasaintepoutine 3 месяца назад

      @@Sarah12471 Homestuck

  • @MeliesCinemagician
    @MeliesCinemagician 3 года назад +217

    I love how Zahak has a "World's Best Shah" mug that he lets his snake shoulders drink out of.

  • @odd9965
    @odd9965 3 года назад +745

    Serpent King sounds like a nightmare for a certain nutcracker character

    • @josephmitchell6077
      @josephmitchell6077 3 года назад +16

      There's always a bigger fish.

    • @goodpol5022
      @goodpol5022 3 года назад +8

      @Anna Fuerst A collection of rats tied together by their tails?

    • @irmagorbea
      @irmagorbea 3 года назад +3

      @@goodpol5022 not the real life rat king

    • @corrat4866
      @corrat4866 3 года назад +2

      @@josephmitchell6077 We weren’t expecting special forces.

    • @jacextreme6432
      @jacextreme6432 3 года назад +2

      @@corrat4866 I don’t see how that quote fits

  • @starsun6363
    @starsun6363 3 года назад +353

    Humanity: Sakes are evil and tempt people.
    Also Humanity: Snek nose go boop

    • @arcticbanana66
      @arcticbanana66 3 года назад +36

      Evolution: Nearly 130 million years of evolution perfected this highly efficient predator
      Humanity: Boop Noodles

    • @kryptonianguest1903
      @kryptonianguest1903 3 года назад +12

      You'll find that those are two different parts of humanity. We are a diverse and varied people.

  • @lonekanne-hansen9093
    @lonekanne-hansen9093 3 года назад +542

    "You guys would tell me if I was a bad person, right?"
    Now I'm just imagining Zahak and his snake shoulders having heart to hearts, movie nights, a spa day (the snakes have little cucumbers over their eyes)...

    • @whiteraven181
      @whiteraven181 2 года назад +35

      I now need this myth as an extended picture book done by Red, including this scene.

    • @happycabby8488
      @happycabby8488 2 года назад +10

      10/10 comment

    • @catbatrat1760
      @catbatrat1760 Год назад +6

      Oh, my gosh. I thought he was talking to his people, but he was actually talking to his sneks...🥺

    • @benikujaku4567
      @benikujaku4567 Год назад +2

      The snakes have pickle slices on their eyes.

    • @mackenziewoloschuk7375
      @mackenziewoloschuk7375 Год назад

      Thank you for this mental image, this made me smile.

  • @Hailstormful
    @Hailstormful 3 года назад +372

    "In real life, snakes are honestly fine"
    Me: "wait, is this some sort of worldly joke that I'm too brazilian to understand?"

    • @J_Isak
      @J_Isak 3 года назад +49

      Nature's rodent control sometimes bird control

    • @blackjack2526
      @blackjack2526 3 года назад +29

      @@J_Isak uh... didn't... didn't cats already fulfilled that purpose? Or did Mother Nature just wanna be more creative in outsourcing?

    • @claremiller9979
      @claremiller9979 3 года назад +42

      Also as an Australian I strongly disagree with the statement, snakes are not fine and need to stay the heck away from me.

    • @Religion0
      @Religion0 3 года назад +29

      @@claremiller9979 hilariously, your snakes are super venomous but pretty chill, so just, you know, don't touch them. And their fangs are short, so trouser legs will foil their bite.

    • @thetruegavinator
      @thetruegavinator 3 года назад +6

      As a pinoy who lives next to a farm, this sentiment is hilariously stupid lol.

  • @Alim-od2uz
    @Alim-od2uz 3 года назад +251

    This story is full of metaphors, for one: eating people's "brains" to stay in power, is for denying people the ability to think.

    • @bluelfsuma
      @bluelfsuma 3 года назад +8

      You're a smart one, aren'tcha?

    • @tonyhakston536
      @tonyhakston536 3 года назад +5

      Did they even know the brain was the center of thought back then?

    • @MrAstrojensen
      @MrAstrojensen 3 года назад +8

      @@tonyhakston536 Yes.

    • @somebodycooliguess1597
      @somebodycooliguess1597 3 года назад +2

      Where have I heard that one before...

    • @alicepersson9568
      @alicepersson9568 3 года назад +4

      @@tonyhakston536 i mean, it's the place we seem to "be" (behind the eyes)

  • @shanec3098
    @shanec3098 3 года назад +412

    Me, a small-time film and television producer: Yes. Good.

    • @Punaparta
      @Punaparta 3 года назад +22

      Are you planning on making a movie about The Serpent King?

    • @shanec3098
      @shanec3098 3 года назад +29

      @@Punaparta I have many projects in development, but if I can one day I will.

    • @quincy9908
      @quincy9908 3 года назад +17

      If you do. Please make the cast culturally accurate pls

    • @shanec3098
      @shanec3098 3 года назад +16

      @@quincy9908 Of course! I would need cultural consultants and all that stuff.

    • @d73w80
      @d73w80 3 года назад +18

      We will watch your career with great interest

  • @Anton-de5vu
    @Anton-de5vu 2 года назад +92

    “A little slithery, kind of hard to read, broadly inoffensive” a pretty good summary of snake’s honesty

  • @fragmentedghost5391
    @fragmentedghost5391 3 года назад +147

    That fucking Blacksmith has my ultimate respect like holy crap he had so many powermoves in the span of a few minutes

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 3 года назад +4

      They didn't mention, how that apron banner, got covered in jewels and became a sacred treasure of Persia

  • @KeelanPowell
    @KeelanPowell 3 года назад +710

    Red: "In real life, snakes are honestly fine."
    Australia: "I'm sorry, I didn't catch that. I was too busy dying from this dugite bite."
    Hehe... Dugite bite... That rhymes...

    • @TheRedname
      @TheRedname 3 года назад +48

      Snakes are honestly fine in Australia, too. They're dangerous, sure, but provided you avoid them when you see them and don't go stomping about through the bush, they'll leave you alone.

    • @joefloggg3257
      @joefloggg3257 3 года назад +29

      Ah Australia...
      If it can poison, maim, or kill you, you'll find it there.

    • @cognisant307
      @cognisant307 3 года назад +26

      Yeah but no matter how big the spider or how venomous the snake we don't hate them, we like having them around because they keep the worse things away, the fact that nobody knows what those worse things are only goes to show that they're not here and therefore it's working. So if there was an Australian guy with snakes on his shoulders I reckon we'd vote him in, to keep the worse things away.

    • @kryptonianguest1903
      @kryptonianguest1903 3 года назад +26

      There's a children's show called Pepa Pig. It's made in the UK where the spiders are mostly not that dangerous and they did an episode about how spiders aren't that dangerous and you shouldn't be scared of them.
      This episode was banned in Australia because Australian spiders are REALLY FUCKING DANGEROUS and airing that episode would have gotten a lot of children killed.

    • @rvc7468
      @rvc7468 3 года назад +6

      Then again, literally everything in Australia is dangerous, so the snakes have a bit of a case there.

  • @oranjethefox8725
    @oranjethefox8725 3 года назад +345

    Interesting the fact that the rebellion ended up making things worse, that is one of the first times I have seen something like that in a myth, but if your goal is to keep your population docile. But I guess the second rebellion was a good thing, so it shows both I guess.

    • @hatemongerofthetoxicbrood6561
      @hatemongerofthetoxicbrood6561 3 года назад +16

      Not really. The three heirs fuck shit up. The two were evil and one of them, Iraj, was benovelent.
      The other 2 created many fuck someshit up but IT GOT FAR FAR FAR BETTER than the Rule of Zahak. Zahak's rule was hell!

  • @mohnamakakurosh1022
    @mohnamakakurosh1022 2 года назад +76

    This was probably the best retelling of the story I've ever heard, there is just one problem, not to nitpick, but Fereydun's mom is canonically named actually. The 695th verse of the book (if I have counted correctly), says her name and it's repeated several times afterward as well:
    فرانك بدش نام و فرخنده بود (first half of the verse)
    It pretty much translates to:
    Her name was Faranak and she was blessed
    So... yeah, her name's canonically Faranak

  • @arshamnaderi7340
    @arshamnaderi7340 3 года назад +308

    OMG! as an Iranian I love seeing my cultural heritage being promoted by my favorite history and literature channel! Please do more on persian mythology since there are tons of other mythos and all are equally facinating. I think blue already has a video on Rostam and Sohrab (which is also another story from the Shahname) but there are a sh*t ton of others! For example there is the 7 Labors of Rostam (which is an equivalent of the Hercules myth in our culture) or the story of Zaal and the Phoenix.
    I loved this video btw! Thanks for your inclusive channel

    • @staC-wh6ik
      @staC-wh6ik 3 года назад +10

      Much respect, from a guy in love with Persian culture and literature!

    • @brighterthansunshine4355
      @brighterthansunshine4355 2 года назад +6

      I really enjoyed this story and I would love to learn about more Iranian myths!

    • @DRofYouTube
      @DRofYouTube 2 года назад +7

      Thank you, I agree with this statement

  • @Fsecret
    @Fsecret 3 года назад +179

    This... This episode was literally one of my childhood story books and one of the greatest legends of Iran.
    Thank you Red and Blue for your hard work.
    Please continue with legends from shahnameh there is enough story's in it to make at least 10 more videos, and that's just from the major and famous one's.

    • @maryammahdavi
      @maryammahdavi 3 года назад +1

      Same, and agreed

    • @dorsab8627
      @dorsab8627 3 года назад +1

      YOOO IKR? i was so surprised and happy!

  • @ruben1475
    @ruben1475 3 года назад +460

    "Something about their sleek design just speaks to us, you know?" or as Walter Pater put it:
    "It was something like a fear of the supernatural, or perhaps a moral feeling, for the face of a great serpent, with no grace of fur or feathers, unlike the faces of birds or quadrupeds, had a kind of humanity in its spotted and clouded nakedness. There was a humanity, dusty and sordid, and as if far gone in corruption, in the sluggish coil, as it awoke suddenly into one metallic spring of pure enmity against him"

    • @chada4806
      @chada4806 3 года назад +17

      Or alternatively: "snake cool"

  • @EKimatH
    @EKimatH 2 года назад +74

    I heard a slightly different version of the myth where Zahak was willingly choosing to do bad shit, but the version of just an idiot boy whoopsiedoodles his way into unleashing evil onto humanity and being completely oblivious the whole time is HILARIOUS

  • @thejudge1728
    @thejudge1728 3 года назад +228

    Red: "Nobody good has ever held the title of Serpent King"
    Vasuki, the king of Nagas: "I take offense to that"

    • @wildcardjoey4776
      @wildcardjoey4776 2 года назад +6

      That's what I was thinking honestly

    • @jacobfreeman5444
      @jacobfreeman5444 2 года назад +28

      No no, not the same thing! Nagas are infinitely more honorable than their cousins, serpents! It is like comparing lemons and limes!

    • @rileymitchell3510
      @rileymitchell3510 2 года назад +13

      I think it's the title of 'serpent king' even 'the snake king' is better.

    • @mimisezlol
      @mimisezlol 2 года назад +7

      Vasuki isn't the Serpent King, he's the King of the Nagas. very different title.
      My fave depictions of vasuki are the ones where he has the body of a normal dude but his head is a whole entire cobra head and hood with a crown on it. idk why, but that depiction of him seems super friendly

    • @shadowshots9393
      @shadowshots9393 2 года назад +2

      Pretty sure Nagas are more dragon than serpent (at least since naga in my language means dragons)

  • @haihappen8306
    @haihappen8306 3 года назад +110

    "Give me this movie, Hollywood, you COWARDS!"
    Greatest quote ever.

  • @andmake-qg5bi
    @andmake-qg5bi 3 года назад +122

    "We don't kink shame in this palace"

  • @Falkenhorst2000
    @Falkenhorst2000 2 года назад +74

    Perhaps Zahhak's rule would have lasted longer if he proposed to Fereydun the option to "Join the Serpent KEEEHNG as FAMILIIIEEEEE!"

    • @connorgarrett1714
      @connorgarrett1714 2 года назад +23

      TOGETHAAAA WELLL DEVOUR THE VERY GAAAAHHSS

    • @daviddaugherty2816
      @daviddaugherty2816 Год назад +3

      When I ran into him in Elden Ring, I could not stop thinking about this video.

  • @dylanuttam2881
    @dylanuttam2881 3 года назад +532

    Zoroastrianism: “Good things are GOOD. Bad things are BAD.”
    I bet college students in ancient Persia took religion

    • @dragatus
      @dragatus 3 года назад +24

      That's probably technically correct.

    • @Alim-od2uz
      @Alim-od2uz 3 года назад +3

      Jamshid disagrees.

    • @Hjernespreng
      @Hjernespreng 3 года назад +45

      A big weakness of Zoroastrianism was actually that in the ancient times it wasn't highly codified in a unified text the same way as, say, the Bible or the Quran would be. This made it harder to spread to others to convert willingly, and even when they did there could be significant local differences in thought, and harder to defend and hold on to once it was no longer the ruling class' religion and the influential clergy was cast down.

    • @benmazzara6216
      @benmazzara6216 3 года назад +9

      Yeah. Contrast that to nowadays where everything is subjective and every statement is speculation until proven otherwise...

    • @novideoshereable
      @novideoshereable 3 года назад +35

      This is not entirely correct. While Zoroastrianism did indeed possess a wide variety of schools (Cashtag), the Sasanian State codified many of them and effectively created a Zoroastrian orthodoxy. The steady waning of Zoroastrianism had far less to do with a lack of codification and much more to do with thousands of years as a non-privileged religion often subjected to extreme persecution during the later Safavid, Qajar, Afsharid and indeed Pahlavi dynasties.

  • @Patch-lz9yi
    @Patch-lz9yi 3 года назад +132

    "Give me this move Hollywood, you cowards!"
    I too would like to sign this petition.

    • @classichorrorenthusiast
      @classichorrorenthusiast 3 года назад +2

      me too.

    • @michaeldaniels642
      @michaeldaniels642 3 года назад

      Is there a petition?

    • @monarchistheadcrab8819
      @monarchistheadcrab8819 3 года назад +6

      As an Iranian, I personally think It's better if they don't make a movie out of this.
      They'll just end up destroying the story, hence they have no idea about Iranian culture.

    • @scoman91
      @scoman91 3 года назад +1

      No, anyone but Hollywood. They'll oversimplify the story and fill it with memetic woke shit about race and intersectional feminism.

    • @myseconddisp291
      @myseconddisp291 3 года назад +2

      There is an Iranian animated movie called "The Last Fiction" which is based on this story.

  • @glamourweaver
    @glamourweaver 3 года назад +449

    “Nobody good has ever been called Serpent King” - pretty sure there are some “Nagarajas” in Hindu and Buddhist tradition that would like a word

    • @midnight8341
      @midnight8341 3 года назад +18

      Weren't they all corrupted later on...?

    • @yaumelepire6310
      @yaumelepire6310 3 года назад +27

      Vampire: the Masquerade fans everywhere: "Probably not the ones I’m thinking about..."

    • @mvalthegamer2450
      @mvalthegamer2450 3 года назад +15

      @@midnight8341 Nope. The Nagarajas are respected in literally every Hindu text and get an entire day dedicated to worshipping them. Kinda what happens when you live in a land of 20 ft cobras

    • @hemant4906
      @hemant4906 3 года назад

      Are you talking about 'Vishnu' (blue boy with a gazillion heads and protector of the earth) who sits in a sort of throne of 7 giant snakes?

    • @mvalthegamer2450
      @mvalthegamer2450 3 года назад

      @@hemant4906 Nope. Vishnu is on a completely different level

  • @bahamutfateburn6091
    @bahamutfateburn6091 Год назад +36

    I wish Red went into more detail about how Zahhāk wasn't originally a regular dude with snakes growing out of his shoulders and that was all basically a parody made by Ferdowsi so he didn't get super murdered for heresy.
    It's actually a lot more kickass in the original texts from the Avesta.
    See, in the Avesta, Johnny Snake Shoulders wasn't just Johnny Snake Shoulders. He was _JOHNATHAN, THREE-HEADED DRAGON ANTICHRIST_ also known as "Aži Dahāka," and that's not a lie. Aži Dahāka is the Persian equivalent of a dragon, known as an Azdahā.
    Anyway, it was also stated that when Fereydun struck Aži with his mace, vermin such as rats and snakes spilled from the wound instead of blood, and that the angel told Fereydun not to kill Aži because doing so would overwhelm the world in such vermin.
    It's also stated that Aži Dahāka will break free of his prison at the end of the world and devour a third of all humans and livestock before being finally struck down by the ancient Persian hero Kirsāsp.

    • @mandarin420
      @mandarin420 4 месяца назад +1

      Ahh!! a man of culture I see

  • @martijnvanweele6204
    @martijnvanweele6204 3 года назад +564

    This story is honestly so trope-filled that it sounds modern...

    • @PikaPenny17
      @PikaPenny17 3 года назад +40

      Most old tales are filled with tropes

    • @martijnvanweele6204
      @martijnvanweele6204 3 года назад +80

      @@PikaPenny17 Tropes only become tropes after repeated use in stories. Therefore, we should expect trope-diversity of stories to increase over time. Most old tales aren't in fact filled with tropes; mostly, they contain a relatively small amount of tropes that are laid on thick. They contain a lot of trope, but not many different tropes. The diversity of tropes in this story is unexpected for a story this old.

    • @rodrigonoffs1369
      @rodrigonoffs1369 3 года назад +9

      Do you know how much time is a thousand years?

    • @martijnvanweele6204
      @martijnvanweele6204 3 года назад +21

      @@rodrigonoffs1369 About a billion years...

    • @staC-wh6ik
      @staC-wh6ik 3 года назад +3

      It's something that deserves a movie!

  • @Nasser851000
    @Nasser851000 3 года назад +243

    Sounds like the name of a wrestler XD

    • @arsenic-catnip
      @arsenic-catnip 3 года назад +6

      Ya it does.

    • @starmaker75
      @starmaker75 3 года назад +6

      Because their was a wrestler called Jake the snake

    • @kingkifis5361
      @kingkifis5361 3 года назад +7

      DO YOU THINK YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO TANGO WITH THE SERPENT KING NOW LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING BROTHER YOU DO NOT HAVE WHAT IT TAKES

    • @QuixoticCowboy
      @QuixoticCowboy 3 года назад +2

      I agree Johnny Snakeshouldets should be the name of a wrestler

  • @justas423
    @justas423 3 года назад +163

    Love how the ending song is "You're gonna go far kid". Very nostalgic

    • @encoded29
      @encoded29 3 года назад +1

      Do you know if she posts her music anywhere

  • @AkuTenshiiZero
    @AkuTenshiiZero 2 года назад +67

    "No-one good has ever held the title of Serpent King," Now I just want to write a story of a Serpent King, but he's like the king of hognoses so actually he's a totally chill guy and his subjects are cute timid sausage bois.

  • @lachlanmurray5840
    @lachlanmurray5840 3 года назад +101

    "NOOO, WHAAT, NOOOOO" Is honestly my favourite line

  • @gibberishname
    @gibberishname 3 года назад +300

    "Kiss the king's shoulders" sounds like a metaphor for topping the king

    • @brookejon3695
      @brookejon3695 3 года назад +43

      Thank you for adding this to my lexicon of kink metaphors.

    • @cherrybomb1130
      @cherrybomb1130 3 года назад +18

      Ha that king is getting pegged-

    • @gibberishname
      @gibberishname 3 года назад +21

      @@cherrybomb1130 no. Pegging is when a woman uses a str@p on. Red CLEARLY said the evil god took the form of a young man chef.

    • @ItsHimBro
      @ItsHimBro 3 года назад +10

      @@gibberishname
      "Oh? Y-yeah? Being a chef is a womans job so the male chef actually is a FEMALE chef thus the pegging"
      -Brought to you from the 1950's

    • @blarg2429
      @blarg2429 3 года назад +17

      @@gibberishname Theoretically speaking, couldn't a man use a strap-on too? It'd be redundant, sure, but could it not be done?

  • @deargodwhatamidoing1122
    @deargodwhatamidoing1122 3 года назад +82

    I know that the “I have a cow mom” boy is the one from the prophecy, but I gotta say, Kavah definitely deserves respect. Go him, for shitting on the terrible government.

    • @herosmith5662
      @herosmith5662 3 года назад +14

      Yeah, that Blacksmith is the real hero of this story

    • @runedoom
      @runedoom 3 года назад +7

      @@herosmith5662 your name is a good way to describe him.

    • @Fsecret
      @Fsecret 3 года назад +10

      Actually the smith is the second most famous person in any version of this myth, right behind the serpent king, the child of prophecy is just there and most don't notice him. And if i remember correctly kaveh the blacksmith becomes the most important adviser of the new king.

    • @deargodwhatamidoing1122
      @deargodwhatamidoing1122 3 года назад +5

      @@Fsecret Wauw I didn’t know that. That is so cool.

  • @shadowscribe
    @shadowscribe 3 года назад +189

    Ahriman: I'm gonna sneak in over decades and repeatedly coax a good boy into a force of absolute EVIIIL!
    Ahura Mazda: BAM; prophesy.
    Under the rules of this loose description it seems if one side is winning for too long, the other gets a freebie to try to balance things out.

    • @typacsk
      @typacsk 2 года назад +1

      I wonder if that was where Sergei Lukyanenko got that idea in the "Night Watch" books. (He's definitely familiar with the Shahnameh; Rostam shows up as a major character in one of the stories.)

  • @shantysixix
    @shantysixix 3 года назад +369

    It’s nice seeing you guys talk about my home country’s mythologies we used to study “shahname” stories back in high school
    Good times
    Edit: “shahname” has lots of epic stories i’d love to see you talk about “rostam and sohrab” too

    • @fusk7799
      @fusk7799 3 года назад +15

      "Haft Khan e Rostam" or "seven challenges of Rostam" is great too.

    • @jacobjensen7704
      @jacobjensen7704 3 года назад +6

      I've been reading through the Shahnameh, it's been so much fun.

    • @FrisbeeGorbeh
      @FrisbeeGorbeh 3 года назад +5

      Aw man, Rostam and Sohrab have such a depressing story! Really good, bit really sad. I'd love to see Red cover it. I hope she covers Zal and Rudabeh and some point, that's one of my favorite romances ❤️

    • @Rabbit-uc5kg
      @Rabbit-uc5kg 3 года назад +4

      I want to see Esfandyar real bad.

    • @faceless8424
      @faceless8424 3 года назад +4

      I'd love to see Zal, Rudabeh and Simorgh too!

  • @monikakavaliunaite8017
    @monikakavaliunaite8017 3 года назад +138

    "Nobody good has ever held the title serpent king"
    Not technically the same but here in Lithuania one of our older legends is about a snake queen who's a pretty good person. Her husband the snake king is a bit controlling, but still a loving dad

    • @DarkestElemental616
      @DarkestElemental616 3 года назад +9

      Do tell!

    • @monikakavaliunaite8017
      @monikakavaliunaite8017 3 года назад +30

      @@DarkestElemental616
      It's called "Eglė žalčių karalienė" which translates to "Pine the queen of the grass snakes"
      You can look up the whole thing online, but in short there's this girl Eglė (the name literally means Pine) who's shirt gets stolen by a talking serpent while she's bathing in the sea. The serpent makes her agree to marry him and become his queen. It's not explained why but he lives under the sea where he looks like a normal human, but turns to a snake once he reaches the surface. Eglė lives with him for some time and has 4 kids all named after different trees.
      Eventually she becomes home sick and after achieving 3 impossible tasks, her husband finally let's her go and tells her a secret password to use when she's ready to return.
      On the surface Eglė's brothers are under the impression that they need to rescue her so they kidnap and torture her 4 kids one by one to get the secret password. The 3 older boys stay strong, but the little sister gets scared and tells the password.
      Eglė's brothers use the password to lure and kill the king of the grass snakes.
      Once eglė is finally ready to go home she uses the password, but the sea turns the colour of blood and the voice of her husband tells her what happened.
      Grief stricken Eglė enchants herself to become a Pine tree (which grow on the beach here), her three sons into the three strongest trees based on their names (I don't know them in English) and her daughter into a tree that's pretty much useless and very soft.
      The end.

    • @DarkestElemental616
      @DarkestElemental616 3 года назад +7

      @@monikakavaliunaite8017 why are siblings always terrible in these kinds of stories? D:

    • @agenttheater5
      @agenttheater5 2 года назад +1

      So now we have two snake related stories that need to be adapted into either a Hollywood movie or a miniseries (which station do you think would do justice to the story, HBO, Netflix, Hulu, amazon prime?)

  • @Ari-hl9sr
    @Ari-hl9sr 3 года назад +404

    “GIVE ME THIS MOVIE HOLLYWOOD, YOU COWARDS!!”
    Mood

    • @laurenkirby97
      @laurenkirby97 3 года назад +13

      It's better that they don't. They have a habit of butchering stories from various cultures to get more mass appeal and more importantly appeal to them specifically.

    • @middleeasternforhire8985
      @middleeasternforhire8985 3 года назад +2

      Hell no giving up our many hundred years old myth to them so they can ruin it?! Heck they gonna make Rostam black or Sohrab gay also they always talk shit about us in their movies

    • @helenl3193
      @helenl3193 2 года назад +2

      I'm a Brit so don't have much sin in this race, but I agree that Hollywood would likely ruin it - I don't want Gerald Bulter cast in this story! (no offence to the guy, but perfect example of the nonsensical white-wash casting that still happens far too much)
      What we need is a Hollywood budget for a more Persian(/mixed International?) production.. I have to confess I've only seen a handful of Iranian films, and have no idea what they can do in terms fx/cgi, which is why I suggest it might need a bit of help from another country. I hope my ignorance isn't offensive - I don't want to imply a lack of ability, I just think of Iranian film being more akin to the British industry of my teens, which was all about period dramas and romcoms and couldn't compete with Hollywood on the big budget/action stuff

    • @middleeasternforhire8985
      @middleeasternforhire8985 2 года назад

      @@helenl3193 yeah Iranian movies suck I agree but not all of them are rom coms and dramas we have a bunch of good stuff like "separation of Nader and Simin" that won an Oscar and our good actors have so much unused potential if given a chance they will be as good as other Hollywood actors

    • @middleeasternforhire8985
      @middleeasternforhire8985 2 года назад

      @@helenl3193 and plus thanks to the regim of Iran the world hates us so that may never happen

  • @DRofYouTube
    @DRofYouTube 2 года назад +47

    I’m Iranian and I’ve read an english copy of shahnameh and I can confirm that this is how it went, this is a pretty good summary and while it’s kinda dumbed down it’s got all the important parts, also THANK YOU FOR ACKNOWLEDGING THAT THIS NEEDS A MOVIE because it just does, I’ve seen like a million Bollywood movies that are pretty good but I’ve not once even heard Iran or Persia mentioned on TV unless it’s in the same sentence as the word terrorist. So I respect you for making this video, acknowledging that Persian culture exists and not making us sound like the villain in every marvel movie ever. PS you’ve got my sub for this video, and just all your videos in general I’ve seen a lot and they’re awesome.

  • @BenjaminLeong-LCCMMalaysia
    @BenjaminLeong-LCCMMalaysia 3 года назад +98

    "...and he starts to worry that he might be a bad king.
    No. Whaaat? No-o!"
    This is why I love this channel 

  • @chapablo
    @chapablo 3 года назад +114

    Knowing Hollywood, they’d just cast Timothée Chalamet as the young Iranian hero.

  • @rhymeswithmoose228
    @rhymeswithmoose228 3 года назад +89

    This is so metal, Hollywood get on this. Better yet, *insert name of an anime studio that isn't horrible here I don't know them* get on this.

    • @onyxcourt
      @onyxcourt 3 года назад +5

      Studio mir (legend of korra and others) or powerhouse animations (Castlevania) would be dope

    • @syabilaazri7834
      @syabilaazri7834 3 года назад +2

      I dont think that Hollywood want to make a movie that take place in Iran....

    • @kanati1133
      @kanati1133 3 года назад +1

      @@syabilaazri7834
      Hasn't stopped them before making movies anywhere in the middle east.

    • @donanthebarbarian5177
      @donanthebarbarian5177 3 года назад +1

      @@onyxcourt I'd say we want studio NUT (saga of Tanya the evil) on this.

    • @shino4242
      @shino4242 3 года назад +3

      @@syabilaazri7834 If they did, it would star Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, Russell Crowe, etc etc as the lead actors with X amount of Persian/general middle eastern actors in a few supporting roles, background characters, and extras.

  • @HittingBandy
    @HittingBandy 3 года назад +109

    I like how the prophecy stated that the king would die to the chosen one, when in reality the people got so impatient that they sped up the prophecy part by recruiting him already

  • @cameronrivard5624
    @cameronrivard5624 3 года назад +93

    That blacksmith has some of the most badass energy out of everyone

  • @embersonfederico2144
    @embersonfederico2144 3 года назад +52

    The apron/banner is such an awesome symbol for a rebellion I’m shocked it hasn’t turned up at all in pop culture

  • @KyleRayner12
    @KyleRayner12 2 года назад +38

    I checked out and am now reading the Persian Book of Kings because of this video, and it's amazing.
    My favorite detail that Red left out: they held onto the blacksmith's apron as a flag, and every king after that for hundreds of years added more jewels and decorations to it s.t. you couldn't even tell that it was an apron anymore.
    Also, I really hope that she eventually gets to Zal and Rudabeh. It's a surprisingly sweet love story given the cultural context in which it was written, and one of the better takes on the starcrossed lovers plot out there.

    • @Mohammadrga
      @Mohammadrga 7 месяцев назад +2

      My favorite part is the battle of Rostam and Esfandyar

  • @lunalalonde8122
    @lunalalonde8122 3 года назад +359

    this myth has everything: direct references in homestuck

    • @eldritchexploited5462
      @eldritchexploited5462 3 года назад +26

      Kinda funny how Equius has literally nothing to do with snakes despite his namesake

    • @alexenriquez4859
      @alexenriquez4859 3 года назад +6

      OK I'm kinda late with the whole internet omniverse lore, what's homestuck?

    • @charlesdean5750
      @charlesdean5750 3 года назад +15

      @@alexenriquez4859 a long ago scripture of the internet that had kickstarted tons upon tons of changes in the fandom days of late 2000 to early 201x. comparatively long and was also a beloved by quite a number of nerds from ye olden days of 2009.
      to quote the summary: "A story about a boy and his friends and a game they played together | Over 8000 pages long. Don't say we didn't warn you"

    • @vanillacapricorn
      @vanillacapricorn 3 года назад +6

      @@alexenriquez4859 You are a bold one, good luck with the rabbit hole haha

    • @FirstnameLastname-zq4rt
      @FirstnameLastname-zq4rt 3 года назад +7

      @@alexenriquez4859 it’s a webcomic. RUclipsr Sarah Z has a video summarizing it’s history if you want to learn more. It’s like 2 hours long but that’s about as brief as a history of homestuck is gonna get

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 3 года назад +77

    "Hi, Zahak here for brain eating snake shoulders! I sawed this whole God-King in half! THAT'S ALOTTA DAMAGE!"

    • @ranksblex336
      @ranksblex336 3 года назад +1

      My lord

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 3 года назад +2

      ALso, wasn't the king like a thousand years old by then and had been on the run from Zahak for a whole century?

  • @jessicajayes8326
    @jessicajayes8326 3 года назад +77

    Guy declares himself a god, he f***s up and we end with an Offspring song. Sweet!

  • @melfeek4304
    @melfeek4304 2 года назад +28

    Something i need to add
    Zahak name actually comes from the word Azhi dahaka which is name of a creature equivalent to Dragon, which in Persian mythology are considered evil and it's not Zahak real name but actually a title given to him after the snakes grew on his shoulders. There is no actual name mentioned for Zahak in Persian mythology but there is another title for when he was still a prince which is beivarasb because he really like horses and had tamed hundreds of them.
    Also in myths, Zahak can turn into a three headed dragon

  • @Danikoshii
    @Danikoshii 3 года назад +86

    Gotta love how snakes went from "BRINGER OF EVIL, THE POISON OF OUR WORLD, UNKNOWABLE BEASTS CAPABLE OF DESTRUCTION" to "hehe Snek and scale noodles"

    • @warrmalaski8570
      @warrmalaski8570 3 года назад +1

      You missed holder of all medicinal knowledge.

    • @Danikoshii
      @Danikoshii 3 года назад +1

      @@warrmalaski8570 ah, my mistake
      But tbh, the 'snakes as sources of medicine' probably come from 'what if snakes aren't bad?' So it really just circles back to snakes being evil

    • @Nazuiko
      @Nazuiko 3 года назад +3

      @@Danikoshii And also that snakes have legitimate medical value.
      Their venom can be used for antidotes and potions and you can probably use their skin - which they regularly discard naturally - for important work too. Like covering wounds/burns with skin grafts, maybe.

    • @Danikoshii
      @Danikoshii 3 года назад

      @@Nazuiko oh wow thats actually a really cool fact
      Thanks for sharing that