Actually trying your awful speedrun ideas
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- Опубликовано: 27 сен 2024
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I loved the breaking the most laws in 20 minutes part. What a hillariously stupid idea
I wonder if CRC uses more time that what it can be gained with traffic violations.
an easy one he missed is 'self murder'
I'd love LegalEagle's expertise on this.
Is suicide breaking the law?
Yeah, something like it deserves to be an actual speedrun category. Maybe not _exactly_ like it, because it would be too easy to optimize, but something similar.
Stupid idea: Tourist precent. Start with a completed save file. You have to enter every kingdom, and whenever you enter you have to open the map and read the text on the side that describes the kingdom. In addition to reading it, you then have to go take a photo in front of every notable feature mentioned in the description.
That is just amazing.
@@KodasToyReviews yeah lol
DO NOT FORGET
you absolutely MUST WEAR the mario sunshine outfit
And buy/wear the outfits sold in the kingdoms
@@dannidandan8163 it would be hard…
"So a fun fact about Klepto is that... he's a bitch."
I had NO business laughing at that, but it caught me very off-guard.
That's exactly what happened to me
That was so unexpected lmaoo
Yeah
i expected it but it was still funny
He’s a kleptomaniac
Chat before Cap hold: we don’t care if you invalidate the run.
Chat after: Cap hold is a revolutionary skill
Exactly LOL
I would love to see the unlockable skills run done again. It does seem like a genuinely cool idea, who doesn't love speedruns with a bit of RNG?
I need a list of the skills taught by cappy
I want to see it as a mod. Make it so that you literally cannot use the skills until cappy tells you them.
@@hhaavvvvii that would be so cool
@@hhaavvvvii someone get crafty in here LMAO
@@hhaavvvvii Brilliant.
2:05 got me rolling on the ground
Stupid idea: Mario64%: Any%, but every Moon you collect, you need to warp to the oddysey. Before unlocking it, you need to teleport to the furthest checkpoint you unlocked. Also warping to checkpoints after unlocking oddysey is banned.
That is just cruel
Except for shop moons (100 coins). Love this idea! It's pretty dumb too
I finally got this idea. This is so cruel.
10:21, I just realised that everytime that you killed a Brudal, it's actually self defense as they attacked first. (also counts as Bowser.)
As the person who came up with birdwatching% seeing fir actually do it with a checklist and everything is so cool.
it was a really cool idea
You made him swear
@@MetalgamerfamilyDid he make the fun facts? A
@@coolio-46I unsubscribed when he said that
You’re cringe
Mario's criminal charge in law breaker%: 64 years, 7 months, 100 day sentence + 3 life sentences + $561,500 fine
Mario is a MENACE, or should I say, FIR is the menace!!!
That bird watch run looks fun. The move unlocking one would work better as a hack of the game that actually holds the abilities back until you see the tip.
Friend%: find a friend to play two-player mode with you. The run ends when you find a friend
The run is still going to this day
I genuinely want other youtubers to do sandwich%
Also unlockable skills is an amazing category. If people make an actual chart for it then it’ll be amazing
I got one: 100 percent certified workout percent! Collect all the moons in the game and collect 999 moons, but everytime you get a moon, you have to do a push-up, so by the end of it, you should have done 999 pushups
percent% : you start with any% but everytime you get hit or kill an enemy you switch speedruns , run ends when you finish one of the runs
New run category: Ground Pound Jump%. An any% run that ends when Cappy teaches you how to ground pound jump. On top of that, you cannot ground pound jump for the entire run
Lmao
That’s kinda smart, like you forgot how to do it
Guys he already basically did this at the end, I’m making a joke because the run ends when he finds out “ground pound” and “ground pound jump” are two different things. I should have realized people would not watch the video and miss the punchline
@@PQRDG I mean, he definitely didn't meet the second requirement
He forgot the eagle in sand
Here's an idea: a regular Mario Odyssey speed run but the timer only progresses when you're touching the ground.
So, I have a concept for that: the game doesn’t consider you on the ground if you frame perfectly jump right after landing. So theoretically, you could beat the game with only the times that Mario is on the ground in a cutscene
@@MysticalOriginz The way i was thinking makes things easier so you don't have to stop and start the timer every time you jump or jump wrong. Basically if you touch the ground, you are counted as on the ground until you stand on top of something that's not the ground. If that makes sense. That way you have to think about where you jump and you aren't just jumping repeatedly the whole time. Makes things more challenge so people have to think of what paths would result in the least amount of ground time.
That's way too smart for a stupid Mario Odyssey challenge
You have the flor is lava
@@pablo3318 imagine spelling floor wrong 5 year old
Also, kidnapping and slavery because you captured and controlled creatures without their consent, forcing them to perform tasks for you without compensation.
New run category: I'm a newbie% Never call characters and objects by their name. Stuff you can't say: Mario, Cappy, any NPC's, Moon, Coins, Enemies, and Kingdoms. Anything else is fine.
You have 3 lives. If you say one of the things listed, you lose a life. Lose all three and you stop the run. Your goal is the most time btw.
Wait, who's Mario?
What? Uhhhhhh what are those?
cant u just wait at the start cuz of the "most time" rule
What if you find out the actual name?
Mario = The plumber
Cappy = The cap/hat
NPC = People
Moon = Banana
Coins = Pieces
Enemies = Mean things
Kingdoms = Places/Countries
ඩ%: its like a 100% speedrun BUT you get the “our first power moon” last
i like how when he takes the first bite of the sandwhich, someone in the chat said "it's probably so goofy and silly that it's going to be so obvious"
I do like the guy who guessed "Schroedingers%" during the Moon=Sandwich%
Speedrun idea: eggopener% - break yoshi's egg 25 times in a row
Other speedrun idea: cutsceneviewer% - view every cutscene of mario odissey without skipping them
Cap throw and hold *exists*
Fir: This is useless!
Cap jumps: Am I a joke to you?
He just doesn’t know they exist yet, you can’t blame him for what crappy hasn’t told him
@@edelgarddidnothingwrong7994 Was saying crappy intentional or not?
Either way, it's hilarious.
Can I just pretend it was?
@@edelgarddidnothingwrong7994 Yeah, if you delete that and say it was instead.
Yeah i dont agree
The “break as many laws In 20 minutes” should be 28 with illegal use of explosives.
Wait... for the birdwatching one you forgot the hawks! The ones who give the Power Moons when touched!
Yeah and Cookatiel (Luncheon Kingdom Boss)
@@illumin187 cookatiel isnt considered an actual bird
Also forgot the T-rex
@@ultimatechaosbeingmorphokn4102 If he considers Klepto a bird, he should consider Cookatiel a bird. Also, birds are ancestors of dinosaurs IRL, so the T-Rex should count, Matthew, so that checks out. (I didn't want to do two separate replies to address different people, sorry)
@@racoonwhocannotbekilled9999 nahh that's a stretch. they're like reptiles right?
17:49 Somehow I never realised the intended way was to blow the block back then jump up.
Boss selfie% :you need to take a photo of each bosses (rematches not included) (mario and the boss must both be in the same photo)
The reason cappy wants you to believe that cap throw and hold, is because he hates you and wants to be away from you longer.
Sphynxth Grader%:
Answer every Sphynx question right until the final one, then answer it wrong, and ashamedly say, “I am NOT smarter than a Sphynxth grader.”
Damn that's a long run you have to get the secret sphynx questions in darker side (the one where he says thank you and then gives you a shitload of coins)
@@utubeiskaren7796 there's also coins ontop of the bowser painting area
You should do that last challenge again, but do it kinda like the first one where you mark down what cappy teaches you and also mark down what he doesn't teach and you can use what he doesn't teach you immediately.
Both times, there was one suggestion that actually sounded like a good, if a bit dumb and RNG-heavy, idea that I could actually see being on the real speedrunning website. The first time it was the Rock Paper Scissors Percent (which is probably the funniest thing you've ever done on your channel to me,) and this time it was the Skills run, don't remember the name
_"How can I do vandalism?"_
I would've said hit the posters but Bowser probably vandalized that himself so you'd be helping rather than hurting lol. Loved Sandwich%, awesome video!!
Nah I’m First like and First reply
Idea: fastcap%, no cap throw and holds at ant point in the run
Let's make 'em think it's a skill
Billionaire%: collect enough gold coins to make mario a billionaire in USD, which is approximately 1966 coins (in value from weight alone)
I'm high and was eating a sandwich during sandwich%. I convinced myself for like 3 minutes that it meant I was a SMO speedrunner now.
Embrace your destiny
Embrace it
He never specified what he was high on, so I'm going to assume he was high on sandwich.
My question is how did he know about those laws? Did he just look up a list of everything that is illegal? Because that would’ve taken forever.
Also imagine if he had gotten to Metro. So many traffic and parking violations, and I’m sure him managing the plumbing without a permit is illegal as well.
Wouldn’t it also depend on a state-by-state basis? So let’s do this:
Cap Kingdom: The UN’s declaration of human rights.
Cascade: The Brazilian state of Río de Janero’s laws.
Sand: The state of Nevada’s laws.
Imagine needing to break as many laws as possible in 20mins , and breaking the laws of Physics
What about an upgraded version of "Unlockable Skills"? "Skills%" where you have to get all of them unlocked, but in this case signs also count.
69% do 69% of the game
Stupid Idea: Photographer% | You have to take a beautiful picture of every living creature in the game. *A BEAUTIFUL ONE!*
Sandwich% was definetely one of my favorites !
Also, you could probably mod the game to have a sort of "skill randomizer". It sounds cool, even though it's probably bad
If Fir managed to kill one of the skeletons walking around in Sand, that's actually 28 laws. Not murder; defiling a corpse
You should do an entire video on only unlockable skills%. Do a valid Run, I really liked that Category, it was so fun to watch!
moonname% - a run where u have to say the name of the moon before you collect it. If you get the name wrong, it doesn't add to your counter and you have to grab extra moons
evil
stupid idea: hydrated%
every time you enter water (including a gushen's bubble) you have to drink a whole glass of water
7:23 this shouldve counted as one more law including robbery after killing broodal and stealing her moons
I can assure you, Fir, regardless of your opinion, some poor programmer had to add the interaction to hold cappy out and you have invalidated their work and life. You monster.
Fireball%
Capture a creature that emits fire (such as a lava bubble or fire bro) in every kingdom that has them.
11:19 suicide is illegal , jumping off the edge would've gotten him one more point
he didn't want to do that one because it's in poor taste.
Pro tip: if you crouch, go in circles (like the "vertical spin" that emits the efects of the "spin flower... thing") and then uncrouch, then you'll go to the "vertical spin" without moving of the place
Aww the birdwatching run is amazing
Robbing the Sphinx was grand theft
14:42 I can't believe a seasoned veteran of smo not knowing you can enter an upright 2d pipe by holding down on the joystick (though I'll give the benefit of the doubt and assume you did know this, just didn't do it because it also counts as crouching :) )
I can fly%
Speedrun ends when you use a slingshot
Someone should make a mod for the unlockable skills run. Make it where you literally can't use your full move set until cappy teaches you
Here’s a dumb idea: good citizen% follow all standard laws and help out the kingdom (world peace) before moving on to the next. Do not commit any of the crimes done in the law breaking run. And overall just be a good citizen.
17:55 - I was gonna say, uh, you're just discovering the intended methods? haha
harriet%: every boss except for bowser, the broodal-bot, and madame broodal are replaced with harriet.
13:27 a wise man once said: Cappy does eat shredded cheese out of the bag.
bottle%: every moon you collect, drink a bit of water. The bottle has to be at least 2L of water. The run ends when the bottle is empty
Musk% - capture and use every rocket in the game, then 'explore' the new planet. (complete the sub area)
330%. You get every Moon that's not gotten the darker side route. This includes the Toadette moon for getting 600 Moons
i thought the sandwich% was like the super mario faked wr were the guy shaved pizza in his mouth and drunk 2 coca colas
😂😂
Me too I was waiting for the coke 😆😆😆
"Bowser probably stole one for his wedding but it died" you're damn well right💀
Stupid idea: chat_get_power%: every 5 minutes the chat can add a rule that you have to follow, if you break 10 rules you have to start the run again (you can break a rule multiple times and the rules accumulate).
2:20 technoblade is that you??
"The penguins could fly all along"
Little penguin lost from sm64 makes so much more sense now
Bro the moment at 6:20 - I just can't stop laughing xDDD
"I speedrun video games for a living"
2:04 got me
Same
technically speaking, all the bosses are actually ok. you're stuck in an enclosed space with a person with intent to hurt you, that counts as self defense
Next up is NoCapThrowHold% to see if cap throw hold is useful or not
Unlockable skills 2.0% you cant use any skill until you see the name of the skill on a sign, cappy, etc. (ACTION GUIDE IS NOT ALLOWED)
I thought this was the same one he did
You could have gotten an extra broken law by killing one of the mummies (desecrating a corpse)
I think you're allowed to crouch because it's one of the Controls alongside Run, Jump, and Cap Throw.
I don't know if there's a definitive list of the things cappy can or can't say, but everything I remember is in the "Basic Actions" tab of the Action Guide. This includes Jaxi, dashing while 2D, and _crouching to enter a pipe_ , even though I'm pretty sure the game literally tells you to push the crouch button when you're standing on one. idk if it's a thing cappy says though.
7:40 He said "im gonna hurt u"
Thats intimidation
4:38 badabun%
lmao
Npc jump%: Everytime you get a moon, you have 30 seconds to find an npc and jump on them. Good luck.
6:52 identity fraud
Battery is causing discomfort. if you throw flour at someone that would be battery, if you throw a baseball at someone that is assault.
you’re literally an inspiration for my odyssey career
Extinction% (I couldn't think of anything better)
Kill at least one of every killable species per kingdom (have a checklist to keep track), and once you kill an enemy of a specific species (if you have the checklist, mark it off) say the name of the species of the enemy you killed, and say that they are now dead. Start the run on a new save file.
5:29 Dime!
9:07 Actually, I think this is a three for one:
Aggravated Assault, Illegal use of a Firearm, and Illegal use of explosives, since Bullet Bills explode in this game.
golden turnip recipe 2% - complete specifically the moon "golden turnip recipe 2". timer starts upon entering luncheon kingdom, timer ends when you collect the moon.
0:51 pointcrow doodle :)
i personally prefer to call it dooble
Cheese% you have to eat a half bag of shredded cheese everytime you kill a boss
4:11 sandwich% just for someone new
Painting%
Go to each kingdom and get every hint art moon, warp painting moon and boss refight paintings moon.
5:02 I laughed so hard
He could've gotten one more crime in Sand at the end by yeeting Mario into the void, since suicide is a crime in most places
Footprint%: leave footprints on every type of ground where you can leave footprints
Toad Abuse% speedrun the game while hitting every single toad you can. When you make it to moon kingdom, the speedrun is over.
I have a % challenge it’s called the void Skelly % you haft to jump off every kingdom into the void (for wooded kingdom you haft to jump off both dark woods and regular woods) in a new save
I have a scarlet macaw named Phoenix... unfortunately he's just a stuffed birb.
I feel the unlockable abilities would be a good modded version of the game, just so you don't accidentally use motion controls when you aren't allowed
Here is one Peach% start with a complete save file and find Peach and Tiara in every kingdom the run ends when you find the last Peach and Tiara
Dumb Speedrun Idea:
IKEA% break all boxes, crates, and buy as many clothe items as you can
Disassemble%: hit every wooded kingdom bot found anywhere in the game.