The prank calls he did on the bone zone were fucking brilliant. Watch the eucalyptic elephant chair, mouse milk, and the sour double trilogy. Just try it out.
My wife insists on yelling into me when not only is the sink running but the garbage disposal is going. It's never anything important so now I yell back "the letter R really should have its own volume in the Encyclopedia Britannica!" She hates it.
Please put a short bio of the quest in the description under the video (it helps alot in my opinion). Just a simple suggestion. Keep up the crazy great job!
I still think back to watching you sitting at your computer and laughing at this joke. It was cute. I sat alone. Outside of your window. Taking my eleventh Benadryl. Smiling.
I heard it the very first playthrough without knowing what was coming... he said chink... at the very best he said chank with a softish "a" sound. I don't think he meant to at all and just got very unlucky with the sound that came out. Like when Tom kinda said "mouse" during that very conversation instead of "mouth", but mouse luckily isn't a pejorative term for the person he was speaking to. In other words, him misspeaking might as well have been nonsensical sounds to him because there was no intent to say anything like that. It happened to come out sounding remarkably close to the old racist term.
Hey mommies, long time first time. I went to university with the blonde burping girl! she showed me that video years ago and im so happy she's been featured on this episode and the one a while back :) I havent spoken to her in a few years but for the year and a half we hung out i can assure everyone that not only was she still able to burp as impressively, but she also wore her jeans high and tight.
Yeah, I’m not sure how it went over all of their heads lol I immediately thought he was tongue-tied and about to say “NBA Chinese fans” even before the explanation. It’s nuts that this is even an issue, like I get my words twisted up constantly
Your all idiots. Have you even seen Bert in person? He is not even that big. Not enough to be known as the fat guy. You guys are just copy and pasting other people’s opinions. Pathetic.
Hey mommies, love the show. I have some input on breast size weight coming from another gall will big milkers who suffers from back pain. I'm at a weird spot where the size is disproportionate to my band (number) size, and that affects the letter size. I've always bought large bras and have recently started ordering from European websites. I have learned that their system is a little different, and as it turns out they don't have "double" or "triple" sizes. Instead, they go with the next sequential letter in the alphabet. In American sizes I was buying up to triple Ds but would still spill out. Now, I have found that a 34 H is the best fit, and it would correlate to an American DDDDD. A quintuplet D! My bf and I have long discussed weighing them, but haven't put forth the effort to buy a scale. I still suspect you may be pulling up and lifting the flappers off the scale, as I'd expect them to weigh much more, especially engorged with milk. I'll have to try at home and let y'all know. Loved the guest and love you guys. Piss on me, beat me. Try it out.
For those that don’t know what’s up SON OF ZORN is a recently canceled show from FOX that was dope as fuck👍🏼Also his character on SUPERSTORE is fucking hilarious!
Philip Trotman XD. Yes, they absolutely are. I love that arrogant ignorance, though, American I assume. The Ice Dance is one event. The Men's Single, Women's Single, Pair, and Team events are other events which are the true figure skating. How do I, or anyone with a brain, know? The moves performed in the two are vastly different. Ice Dancing focuses primarily on graceful form and timing to music, is always done in pairs, and jumps/throws aren't allowed. Figure Skating focuses primarily on difficulty and number of jumps, spins, throws, etc. performed, and can be done either in pairs or solo. All the events fall under the umbrella term of "Figure skating" when referring to the entire category as a whole, the same way you would refer to both Field Hockey and Ice Hockey as "Hockey." That doesn't mean they're the same thing. Skating around your local rec-center for 70 years has no bearing on your knowledge of the categorization of winter sporting events, as you've so clearly demonstrated.
It's a call back from Tom's bit about Steven Segal (American) who is an expert in everything, who spouts off facts about a variety of subjects he couldn't possibly know anything about. Relax, take a look at Tom segura: completely normal. Should on YT, cheers, mate.
My mom was from Texas and had a few good Southern analogies/ sayings: "It's colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra." "That boy is wilder than a cucumber." "It's hotter than a popcorn fart." Her dad, my grandpa, would call me a "ring-tailed tooter." Never quite knew what that was lol
He’s right about surgeons. My best friends dad was an ophthalmologist. She had strep throat & he almost killed her by giving her penicillin. 19 & never knew she was allergic.
So I live here in Texas, Dallas. Chip and Joann are only 1.5 hr away. They actually have a store and good business so they probably make way more than it’s worth to do the show. They also have brand deals. They have quite a bit products you can find in like target or places like that. Even if they only sell their stuff in Texas they probably make way more than the show is worth.
troll toll - in the old country, I remember Papa would always say what translates to “well smear my ass with my wife’s moon blood and piss on me, beat me, try it out...” in his native tongue whenever surprised or scared... or just bored
smeg_of_christ he has one kid and another on the way. Im sure its hard for him that is a minimum 3 day trip he would prob have to stay there over a week im sure he wants to go.
Of course Tom doesn't want to cancel shows -- and we don't know which ones he will miss this time around. However, if I was someone who bought tickets to see him twice and they were both cancelled I'd be incredibly disappointed
he's a traveling comedian that gets paid a grip to perform. that's probably the reason why. plenty of other comedians have and continue to make this trip to perform. it's not unusual.
1:20:55 Pemberton is correct about the lucky/unlucky words sounding like other words. 4 (四 four） is bad luck because it is pronounced sì which sounds like sǐ (死 death) 8 (八 eight) is pronounced bā, which sounds like fā (发 to emit, express, give out, become). Fā 发 is the verb in the colloquial expression fāfú (发福 to become rich, make a fortune). 6 (六 six) is pronounced liù which has the identical pronunciation to another word liù (流 swift, skilled). 666 is often used in games to comment on a skillful feat or clever move.
Only with a name like pemberton can you rock such a DANGEROUS hue of Dijon mustard
Funkie Master he could rock a ninja turtle shirt and a power ranger backpack too.
And be the son of a surgeon
Schrute also works
I really liked this dude. Great guest, mommies.
Agreed.
Also, didn't know you enjoyed the mommies.
Also, love ur vids to. :)
Hard to follow Bill Burr and Marc Maron as the next guest on the pomcast, but this guy's great
36! Keeping his face high and tight.
Same
Bone zone
Johnny Pemberton: Just the right amount of weird.
Exactly!
Probably still one of my all time favorite guests. I keep coming back to this episode.
Booked some scenes? "I'm Tom Segura and I'm a ball hog".
Kevin Ball Kevin "ball hog" Ball
Charles Blaskoski
Hahaha, I should of known that was gonna happen. Touché my friend
Kevin Ball you were born for that joke
You guys both just made me LOL @ the airport..thanks :)
Shaun McCorry I'm glad I wasn't the only one. Haha.
Your Mom’s House Podcast - Ep. 437 w/ Peyton Laferty
Matthew Milantoni - the entire hour is dedicated to her just hogging the balls and describing her method for ball hogging
please god
Matthew Milantoni Oh god I neeeeed it
If this happens I will I don't even know I will figure it out once it happens
Definitely played that clip before with joe Rogans most recent episode
yea tom was right i think
definitery
oh he most dolphinatley is right
episode 397 to be pacific
That’s what I thought too
The prank calls he did on the bone zone were fucking brilliant. Watch the eucalyptic elephant chair, mouse milk, and the sour double trilogy. Just try it out.
Scruffy Basterd What happened to The Bone Zone? Does it still exist? Brendon Walsh is the shit.
Chance Cottle I think Randy quit and he owns all the equipment.
The Sour Double. How bout mango!?!?
He was always hands down my favorite reoccurring guest on the bone zone. I always died from stiffled laughter at work listening to this dude
Just listened to Sour Double. Fuuuuuuuucckkk! “Grape cum, just spray it all on there nice and large.” Needed that.
My wife insists on yelling into me when not only is the sink running but the garbage disposal is going. It's never anything important so now I yell back "the letter R really should have its own volume in the Encyclopedia Britannica!" She hates it.
38:25 his response to being asked the advantages of looking 16 is one of the funniest things I've ever heard
Here I am in the Chik Fil A drive thru learning about Cum Gum with my windows down.
Is it just me or is Tom turning into a meerkat? 🤗😂
Robert Slavin papa been a meerkat
Mommies please get this guy on again sometime he's perfect for the show!
I loved his accents, also as long as that dog is on the couch in the background I'll keep watching lol
Extreme hot exits is my new favorite turn of phrase.
The guest was hilarious.
Aaron Burroughs check him out with duncan trussel they're hilarious together
Holy shit I watched the whole thing, they should do a podcast together and call on the behalf of disgruntled customers just to trail the people on
Thank god, i needed some laughter tonight. BIKES!
the FUCK you took?!
If you have half of your colon removed ,does that make it a semi-colon?
david r macri yes.
Ha! Ha! That is laughs!
Kudos
Damn that's funny
Well done sir
anyone else feel that as Tom gets older he is becoming more like Top Dog?
Just bring Johnny on to the show full time please
Johnny always delivers as a podcast guest, love this guy
53:44 I wonder how many times Tommy has imagined killing his sisters for being disrespectful?
Please put a short bio of the quest in the description under the video (it helps alot in my opinion). Just a simple suggestion. Keep up the crazy great job!
Cristian Trinca agreed!
It's weird to me that when tom said that the guys with heavy english accents were mumble rappers no one laughed, but I did. Alone. At my computer.
I still think back to watching you sitting at your computer and laughing at this joke. It was cute. I sat alone. Outside of your window. Taking my eleventh Benadryl. Smiling.
@@BryceLK I was there today!
@@sissyofFreemont I was wondering why you weren't at home.
the NBA dude just accidentally smushed together the 2 words "Chinese" and "Fans" and said "Chan".. I do that shit all the time
LongJohnSilveri actually “chan” is a slang for Chinese fan. It’s like that in a lot of American sports.
This is what I thought, kind of weird that this didn't get upvoted instead of the same quotes we hear every podcast :P
I heard it the very first playthrough without knowing what was coming... he said chink... at the very best he said chank with a softish "a" sound. I don't think he meant to at all and just got very unlucky with the sound that came out. Like when Tom kinda said "mouse" during that very conversation instead of "mouth", but mouse luckily isn't a pejorative term for the person he was speaking to. In other words, him misspeaking might as well have been nonsensical sounds to him because there was no intent to say anything like that. It happened to come out sounding remarkably close to the old racist term.
The whole segment about accents and the would you rather is one of my favorites ever
Tom's frantic look around the room to make sure everyone else is laughing when he is makes him the sociopathy champ.
Ah the prime years. Love a bit of nostalgia
I love that phrase "Extreme Hot Exits"
Hey mommies, long time first time. I went to university with the blonde burping girl! she showed me that video years ago and im so happy she's been featured on this episode and the one a while back :) I havent spoken to her in a few years but for the year and a half we hung out i can assure everyone that not only was she still able to burp as impressively, but she also wore her jeans high and tight.
He was in the episode of it's always Sunny where sweet dee becomes a teacher
Brian LaFeve and the underage drinking one. ! I was like where is he from lol
I love the subtle reference with your name. We're all gonna get off
thats where i have seen this guy! aha thanks you saved me a google search
Mommies, there is figure skating and ice dancing. High and tight for life.
“You don’t say daddy no more” had be cackling for some reason
at 1:13:00 I'm 99.99% sure he was about to say thanks to all the NBA Chan's in Fina like we all switch up the first letters of two words
Yeah, I’m not sure how it went over all of their heads lol I immediately thought he was tongue-tied and about to say “NBA Chinese fans” even before the explanation. It’s nuts that this is even an issue, like I get my words twisted up constantly
Mid-life Kreischer: my 600 pound life
Jeffery Burr he's already 44...he is middle aged already.
Truckload of Bert Scrimshaw, backing up, beep, beep, beep
More like the Donut Machine!
Your all idiots. Have you even seen Bert in person? He is not even that big. Not enough to be known as the fat guy. You guys are just copy and pasting other people’s opinions. Pathetic.
Johnny Pems finally visits the Mommydome!! 😆😆😆
Yes... Johnny Pemberton..
Noel son of zorn bow to thee!
Funny af...great episode. He's great on Duncan Trussel's podcast too
Knew I liked this kid when he stole Dee's car on Sunny. He is clearly the master of accents.
He didn't steal Dee's car. He was in the drama class she taught.
@@therealmikebrown he did steal Dee’s car in the road trip episode. He’s the runaway kid headed to Cali.
He’s like 48
@@djordan22 that's not him
@@j3wi357 good call. Wow (tips cap)
Love Johnny Pemberton.
Every time I feel like watching y’all, y’all post a new pod.
well it's a weekly podcast, that may have something to do with it.
If You're On Linken-Din Don't Bother Me No More
Lusho "LinkedIn is helpful."
"I don't fuck wit Linken-Din."-Coco
Fuck that Lincoln'd In shit
Lush
Holy Shit! Pemberton is 36, but looks like he's 19!
Hey mommies, love the show. I have some input on breast size weight coming from another gall will big milkers who suffers from back pain. I'm at a weird spot where the size is disproportionate to my band (number) size, and that affects the letter size. I've always bought large bras and have recently started ordering from European websites. I have learned that their system is a little different, and as it turns out they don't have "double" or "triple" sizes. Instead, they go with the next sequential letter in the alphabet. In American sizes I was buying up to triple Ds but would still spill out. Now, I have found that a 34 H is the best fit, and it would correlate to an American DDDDD. A quintuplet D! My bf and I have long discussed weighing them, but haven't put forth the effort to buy a scale. I still suspect you may be pulling up and lifting the flappers off the scale, as I'd expect them to weigh much more, especially engorged with milk. I'll have to try at home and let y'all know. Loved the guest and love you guys. Piss on me, beat me. Try it out.
THE MOMMIES MEET THE SON OF ZORN!!!😲
For those that don’t know what’s up SON OF ZORN is a recently canceled show from FOX that was dope as fuck👍🏼Also his character on SUPERSTORE is fucking hilarious!
@@richardrude9087 fuck yeah zorn was hilarious
The mommies keep getting stronger every day 🐻🐼🐨
mommies, winter olympics are the shit. Frees style skiing and snowboarding. slopestyle, Mens hockey, speed skating, and luge.
After Son of Zorn, Johnny should definitely do more animation. I love this guy!
Mommy Tina and Little Jeans 2.0 lookin’ good this week!
This dude is not famous enough for how funny he is.
this dude is 36 hahahaha what.
I was checkin to make sure someone hadnt already commented this lol
Ice Dancing and Figure Skating are two different events, lol.
s stevenson No they aren't, how do I know? I've been on the ice for about 70 years.
Philip Trotman XD. Yes, they absolutely are. I love that arrogant ignorance, though, American I assume. The Ice Dance is one event. The Men's Single, Women's Single, Pair, and Team events are other events which are the true figure skating. How do I, or anyone with a brain, know? The moves performed in the two are vastly different. Ice Dancing focuses primarily on graceful form and timing to music, is always done in pairs, and jumps/throws aren't allowed. Figure Skating focuses primarily on difficulty and number of jumps, spins, throws, etc. performed, and can be done either in pairs or solo. All the events fall under the umbrella term of "Figure skating" when referring to the entire category as a whole, the same way you would refer to both Field Hockey and Ice Hockey as "Hockey." That doesn't mean they're the same thing. Skating around your local rec-center for 70 years has no bearing on your knowledge of the categorization of winter sporting events, as you've so clearly demonstrated.
It's a call back from Tom's bit about Steven Segal (American) who is an expert in everything, who spouts off facts about a variety of subjects he couldn't possibly know anything about. Relax, take a look at Tom segura: completely normal. Should on YT, cheers, mate.
Don't forget to change your accent depending on if you're talking to a straight or gay skater so you fit in.
@@6hughmungus9 this is sad
one of my favorite southern saying
"BOY you could fk up a a handshake"
or
"BOY you could fuck up a one man rock fight"
"a fart is just there to say 'hi!'"... gold, writing that in my book of favorite quotes lol
1:00:33
My mom was from Texas and had a few good Southern analogies/ sayings:
"It's colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra."
"That boy is wilder than a cucumber."
"It's hotter than a popcorn fart."
Her dad, my grandpa, would call me a "ring-tailed tooter." Never quite knew what that was lol
Love that jam at the end...I totally did a windmill to it!
I fucking love a good sneeze
Christina has been in therapy for 10 years for 10 years now....
the steven seagal of therapy
He’s right about surgeons. My best friends dad was an ophthalmologist. She had strep throat & he almost killed her by giving her penicillin. 19 & never knew she was allergic.
Guest at 26:30
Johnny does amazing accents!
Hilarious show. Mr. Pepperton was a great guest.
I just want to let it be said that NPR once said the DINK was an acronym for Double Income No Kids.
this guy was great
Great podcast Jeans. A new Master of Accents has been crowned! Piss on me beat me!
This podcast is great. man if Johnny Pemberton had a podcast too, I'd listen to both because that man is entertaining
"That's what he says to shit" had me dying
Burnt is still fat
So I live here in Texas, Dallas. Chip and Joann are only 1.5 hr away. They actually have a store and good business so they probably make way more than it’s worth to do the show. They also have brand deals. They have quite a bit products you can find in like target or places like that. Even if they only sell their stuff in Texas they probably make way more than the show is worth.
1:23:38 hahahah "Boogers from Revenge of the Nerds"
34:00 omg first time I'm actually seeing their dog's face
lol its so cute at 51:40 when Tom shouts "hey!" at the puppers
This is my favorite episode to date! Nicely done everyone, great guest.
45:30 He's talking about Jonathan Ross
It honestly makes me rage that he said Graham Norton 😂
The talcum powder farts caught me by surprise, but what really spun my head was the little nug at the end.+___+
The british talk show host Johnny was thinking about is Jonathan Ross.
I loved this dude on superstore. Pew pew pewwwwwww!!!!
The burp clips were genius! More!
BEST GUEST EVER!
Best guest ever! 😂
"WE'RE NOT DONE YET!" Holy shit. that was funny.
you know what would be weird, if they got Jimmy Dore on.
Tena has some strong feeling about the house flippers haha.
Super cool to see Ellis for bring your kid to work day
Loved this installment of the farting podcast
GOO GOO GAA GAA GOO GOO GAA GAA DADADADA DADADADA
Nicholas Gambino What a woman.
Have you ever eaten a ding dong with a spork? I have.
I instantly caught a cold from the first 10 seconds of that puffy mattress ad.
Well put period blood on my face, a new ymh I'm pumped!
troll toll - in the old country, I remember Papa would always say what translates to “well smear my ass with my wife’s moon blood and piss on me, beat me, try it out...” in his native tongue whenever surprised or scared... or just bored
I could be wrong Jean but, I think ice dancing & figure skating are 2 different things. Flips & twirls & such. Try it out
New fan alert! Well done Johnny!
The 5 burritos in 5min sounds like Matt Stonie. Pro competitive eater.
If he cancels Momstralia this will be the 2nd time in the past year... Please Tommy, don't do this to me again.
smeg_of_christ he has one kid and another on the way. Im sure its hard for him that is a minimum 3 day trip he would prob have to stay there over a week im sure he wants to go.
Of course Tom doesn't want to cancel shows -- and we don't know which ones he will miss this time around. However, if I was someone who bought tickets to see him twice and they were both cancelled I'd be incredibly disappointed
smeg_of_christ Such a looooong trip. I honestly don't know why he even schedules it at this point.
he's a traveling comedian that gets paid a grip to perform. that's probably the reason why. plenty of other comedians have and continue to make this trip to perform. it's not unusual.
1:20:55 Pemberton is correct about the lucky/unlucky words sounding like other words. 4 (四 four） is bad luck because it is pronounced sì which sounds like sǐ (死 death) 8 (八 eight) is pronounced bā, which sounds like fā (发 to emit, express, give out, become). Fā 发 is the verb in the colloquial expression fāfú (发福 to become rich, make a fortune). 6 (六 six) is pronounced liù which has the identical pronunciation to another word liù (流 swift, skilled). 666 is often used in games to comment on a skillful feat or clever move.
True old people status. not realizing ice dancing and figure skating are two separate sports 😂
Yass the mommies are back
Johnny talking about a ship horn and Tom thinks he said shit porn. 🤣
Pemberton looking like a young Larry Bird
thanks jeans! blueban been on his shit wth the upload quickness
1:00:30 Tom's impression of jeans is so good.