He didn't invent that, I remember people saying that before that ever came out. He did put a different kind of voice on it though. I seem to recall it was more like a "valley girl" thing before that. "Um, how about, like, 'no'?" It's one of the more quotable films, and it reached a wider audience than many.
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I became a father at 32. I had more patience than earlier, and my energy was good until they got into Scouts. Could not keep up, and I'm in reasonable shape. I can only imagine how people who are 40 when they have kids do it. And night shifts primary benefit is not having to deal with petty tyrants. Usually night shift management just wants the job done, and won't hassle the underlings to make themselves look good. Love the show!
I had my first boy at 27 and was great keeping up with him. I just had my second son now at 37 and he's only 4 months but i can tell such a difference lol
That bit at the end killed me!!! In the Army, I once failed a piss test for codeine. Top called me out in front of the entire Troop, and when I explained how it was from my recent dental surgery, he made me run, not walk or do it tomorrow, to the dental clinic on base, to obtain some written proof. God bless him. It was like 90 degrees and Ft. Riley humid that day, but I ran in my boots and BDUS to the clinic and obtained said proof, then ran back to be forgiven for taking prescribed medication.😊
It is absolutely true, sends you right over the edge. I drain three acres of swamp last year to add five heifers to the menagerie. It is frickin crazy, I just can't stop! BTW, might I suggest adding turkeys and geese.
@@miguelgonzalez6495 So did ours. I do miss the goats, though. We had to get out of it in 2019 after a terrible season took both of our field dogs, half of our herd and most of the babies. Very bad year. =(
Dude drinking soup at the buffet was disgusting! HERE’S MY PSA: I was at the grocery store and saw 2 guys opening jars of spaghetti sauce and tasting them, then putting them back. I let management know and they removed them. Make sure you check the lids to make sure they weren’t tampered with.
@@G.G502 I spent a few years stocking shelves to support myself through my studies. I thoroughly examine every package before I put it in the basket. If it doesn't pass the test, at the very least leave it on the shelf if not bring it to the attention of the staff.
Not too long ago, a girl recorded herself opening a carton of ice cream, licking it and putting it back in the store's freezer. She laughed about it. I think she was arrested.
I'm a graveyard shift security guard, and you are 100% right. We trade awkward schedules and a lack of support from management for about 90% reduced 'People'. The hardest part of my job is fighting boredom to stay awake.
I work nights and luckily my job is never boring or hard to stay awake. I have to hustle my ass off all night to be ready for the morning. Which I don't mind, if not for the bipolar upper management that thinks that demanding results will always get results, whatever the circumstances. Or they just show up being super friendly and nice to you for no especial reason. You never know. But I made it pretty clear I won't be driven. I don't need that motivation, you will get the best I can do in any case, and I would rather quit than hang people trying to demand more. I work to hard for that shit. The money is okay, although I suspect that I could get more. And be worth it too.
@@jakethesnake1366lmao I felt both the meme and your comment deep in the feels. 12yrs on night shifts was a fun time. Back on days now but man I still have the night owl habits. Hard to shake em
Night shift work is EASY PEASY. Only a few rare excepts. bonus differential pay, sometimes as much as 20%. Usually: NO management around to mess up your work or hover over your shoulder. Fewer or no retail public to deal with. Off traffic hours. All day to get things done like going to Post Office, voting, shopping, etc. NO constant barrage of phone calls, texts, emails. Much fewer jerk co-workers to cope with. I take night shifts EVERY time possible.
That desk-bed combo. What if a roommate accidentally pushed that button while you're in bed?! What will the tombstone say? He rested in peace, until...
That thing didn't look all that sturdy, imagine having a "friend" over and breaking your bed/desk/closet all at once and then you're out at least one of the 3 until they can finally get someone in to fix it.
My late husband never carried anything but keys and a wallet. But when he found something extra he wanted carried, he handed it to me. So I ended up carrying all of his stuff.
Navy veteran here. That last skit is spot on. Had a guy that called in who through his back out that morning. The E7 in our work center told him to come in. (We were in our home port.) He shows up, bent over, visibly in a lot of pain. Our E7 looked at him for 2 seconds and told him he could go home. 30 minutes to get to the ship ( he lived off base with his family) for 2 seconds because our E7 wouldn't let the guy off with his word.
That Chief did that because he'd been scammed too many times before or the squid that called in had a history with that Chief. I was haze gray and underway for 5 years and saw that a lot.
Been there, done that. I'm permanently disabled due to something similar, and my only compensation for busting my ass all those years, was a weeks worth of pay.
Maybe it has changed but back in 04 time period we reported to pt formation every work day. If we were sick, we then got released to go to sick call. Jump school E co 1/507th.
You know I'm not gonna lie. My mouth is watering. I have to try this now. Is this good? Why do I want this and then I come to the comment section and there it is, cause you're Irish, oh. Oh.....
I feel for that guy at 6:30. I worked many years of midnight shift as a cop. Every so often a local restaurant would drop food off at the precinct; Outback, Olive Garden, Texas Roadhouse, Mission BBQ. But they would usually drop it off between 12p-4p and it would be completely savaged and gone by the time our shift came on.
Yeah, if theyre not gonna leave any, then somebody needs to clean that s**t up, that way you're not rubbing it in the late night or overnight shifts faces.
@Cman04092 Yup, a bunch of slobs. Nothing was worse than if a local pizza shop dropped off like ten pizzas. I'd come into the station just before 10 pm to start a shift and the report writing room would just have ten empty pizza boxes laying on the table.
Zed: "Get two birds stoned at once." Me: Now laughing as I imagine two birds sitting on Zed's fence high AF planning the next time they'll sh*t on his car.
I had my kids at 22, 24, and 26. To me the perfect ages. Had my fun turning 21, parties for a year and the best part is here at 59 my oldest grandchild is 9, the youngest is 4 and I am able to watch them grow and spend quality time with them. Plus they will remember me
Nah you couldn’t have paid me to change diapers in my 20’s instead of traveling. I’m glad you enjoyed your life but just because someone made a joke about their knee cracking doesn’t make their decision better or worse. My joints cracked in my teen years.
@@sonialinsey8083I agree! I had my first at 32 and my second one at 35. My son's are not 33 and 31. They have kids ranging from 3 to 11. I'm 65. Sure, I'm slower than I was when I was in my 50's, but I'm not an invalid or dead, so I got that goin' for me.
Contrary to popular belief, deep depression is actually caused by demons. My testimony: After being an atheist for 8+ years, and "married" to another female, I got the urge one day to say out loud "IF there is an Almighty God that does NOT wish us pain or sorrow, please bring me truth, I wish to know you exist". Then God immediately started bringing me the answers I had been searching 8-11 YEARS for! I witnessed Him take control of my internet and the rest of my reality; He first proved to me that demons exist (I called them "inter-dimensional beings"), then He proved His own existence when He didn't have to, which I later found to be Jesus Christ. As soon as I found Jesus at the end of 2020, He IMMEDIATELY took away my transgenderism, bisexuality, depression, daily suicide attempts, self harm, bulimia and anorexia; and He did this all without me asking Him to, because THAT'S how merciful and loving He is! Praise God! Repent of your sins and follow Jesus Christ while you still can. Jesus Christ is the name above all names, and the only way to Heaven❤
@@cypherknotAs someone with a digestive disorder, I can say that it’s not as easy as it looks. In a pinch, I can punch a long, sharp fingernail through it. I just cut my packs open beforehand and store the pills in a bottle.
You finally got me! I lost my mind about Imodium!!! Too relatable! I've been screaming at that kind of packaging for years! Old person with arthritis??? You've lost the battle and you've shit your pants!
I stopped eating at buffet style restaurant when I observed with others a "person" licking pieces of different desserts. Two employees physically held him until police arrived.🤢
Went to a local pizza place with a buffet, and watched them put un-eaten pizza they had collected off a table back on the buffet. Never went back, and thankfully they shut down not long after that. This shit happens all of the time, and many people don't even realize it.
@@marbellaotaiza801 Then you also had all the asshats during the lockdowns filming themselves in grocery stores, opening ice cream lids and licking the top, then putting it back in the cooler.
I think a fitting punishment for people that do that would be for them to be made to wear the food. Have someone rub the food all over their clothes. Make sure it really gets into the fabric. Even better if it stains.
17 mins in : The 'Chicken Guy' reminds me of one I heard recently to think about > Thee Conspiracy Theorists walk into a bar .. .. .. Now, That can't be a coincidence .. .. .. 🤔 🤔 🤣🤣🤣🤣
As a 23 year AF veteran, I can confirm that the sick skit is ONLY accurate for admin troops. If you’re a Maintainer, you can cough up a lung and the Pro Sup will just tell you to not leave any of it on the equipment.
I’m a student in product design and I can just imagine someone having this bed/desk concept rendered and explained and everything and all the feedback basically being “yeah, that’s cool, good idea” with nobody being like “wtf is this”
This is pretty smart actually. You guys are just hating on it. You forget he has a wardrobe in there, that is what is taking all the space. A decent bed, work place and wardrobe in such a small room is quite an achievement. I have lived with both too little and too much space and a thing like this make small places livable.
This is an honest critique/feedback of the design coming from a student in design: I see a psychological fear of someone pushing the button when someone’s sleeping on the bed and crushing them against the wall; or perhaps you like putting things on the floor in the open space and then realizing you have to move them out of the way before putting into bed mode or desk mode. Even if there’s sensors that prevent this it’s just ripe ground for anxiety. It also divides the room in an ugly way, you have this big block right in the middle which makes the room feel constricted and claustrophobic (and I’m not even an interior designer). At least for this size of room it looks like there’s very little walking space and you’re likely to bang your feet a lot if you’re not careful. As someone who appreciates compact design, the idea of the wardrobe above the bed roll-out is neat. But wardrobes are traditionally up against a wall, not in the middle of the room. I can just imagine you having a quick situation where you need access to the wardrobe to get dressed, but the door is up against the wall, and having to wait for the thing to move. Or perhaps you have the thing in the middle (the way it was at first), opening the wardrobe door would cut off walking space and visibility making the room seem even smaller. Tyler mentioned it too, but a design is meant to improve a situation, and it seems the same effect can be achieved the way it has been for a while in small college dorms, with a bunk bed and a desk underneath, making good use of vertical space (though through my own experience that does present a concussion risk). The other side of the thing with the shelf space also looks ergonomically stressful. When reaching and grabbing something high up (like on those shelves) you want your feet on the ground as close to it as possible. Having your feet far away presents a lower back risk and a balance problem. That block that sticks out at the bottom just looks hard to walk around. You force them to have to step up onto the block to avoid this overreaching, and in so doing could cause them to hit their shoulder or lowered head on the shelf itself. From the video I couldn’t easily tell how the “desk mode” is meant to work since there doesn’t appear to be a place to put a chair or a proper desk space for a laptop and mouse, papers, etc, or even a desktop+monitor if the person wants to set one of those up. It looks to me like you sit on the block and the laptop goes on your lap, which is not always nice (if the laptop gets hot). There aren’t even cushions or an ergonomic form factor to make it comfortable to sit on for long periods. Perhaps there’s something with the middle of the desk side that expands or slides over in some way, but I can’t see what’s meant to happen there from the video. In design there’s something called “affordances” which are elements of a design created in such a way to make it clear, to “afford” to the user, what the function is. Like a particular button could have particular size, texture, icons, colors, etc to let you know what the button does. The worst thing you can do is confuse the user. Something to be aware of is that very innovative jumps in design usually have a stigma due to how different they are from existing products, whether they’re a good design or not, which is why most successful design is more gradual, making small changes to what already exists in the market. I would be interested to see what the ideation sketches looked like, what iterations the designer(s) went through to produce this.
@@killianmiller6107 The point here is to maximize space. When you do this you always make sacrifices. This is a student room. Not a new way of life. Also the electric thing is very useless and as you say could potentially crush you. They could have put the wardrobe on the wall then have a desk that can fold. So you lift up the desk and pull the bed. Yet as it is now it does the job and it is quite smart. I would have fun living there if I had too.
The Imodium one is so true. I've actually switched to buying the generic kind because of remembering the utter panic I have experienced trying to get the damn package open in a "time of crisis". 😂
Best part of night shift is that all the "big" bosses aren't around. Not that they're bad people, but they are disruptive. Night crew productivity is always better since we don't have those interruptions. And we have more fun to boot.
Yeah, she looked all right. And better that than an insane feminist vegetarian. And she won't steal your fries and beer if you both get some. What, you're going to get a beer and fries and just eat it in front of her?
Former airman here. On the reporting sick thing, I was yelled at for 10 minutes because I must be claiming to have medical expertise. “So you’re a doctor now?!” Over and over. “So you’re a doctor now?!”
"If your engines sputtering does it take a mechanic to know somethings wrong with it?" (My mouth would never have made it in the military. Maybe not even in the Airforce.)
Tru dat! I was told my degree did not teach me how to fold a towel. Outstanding observation on the part of the MTL. 😂 Loved being in the military, but there were moments…
Maaaaaaaaaaaan, I felt every ounce of pain from the pill guy. Great censoring, Meg! And of course, I"m trying to open Dollar Tree Dayquil, too, so this made my day!
That urinal bit brings up an observation of mine: Why oh why oh why, do some (many?) managers place the sign "Employees Must Wash Hands" over the sink? If the employee doesn't plan to wash his hands, HE'S NOT GONNA SEE THE FRICKEN SIGN! Dayuuuuuuum. 😊
Atleast you have a reason to own a 7 seater or more vehicle. You know how many people with one kid I see driving either a Honda pilot or suburban lol. Three kids myself and wife yet drive a Nissan juke. Tight but great in the snow.
@@Rippedflesh69 thank you buddy I had my first I believe when I was 23, lol.. and my wife was just 18 and now my oldest is 18 and that scares me to death
Well just have one of the older ones put them in the crib lol. My ankles and hips have creaked and cracked loudly since I was 16 so it wouldn’t have mattered for me.
Omg that guy was right, mom got her own chickens, 6 months later she was baking her own bread, this summer she had her own garden. This winter she's going to buy goats for the milk, and hogs in the spring
So that is why you went into Air Force, Tyler!!!! I KNEW there had to be a good reason. Why would a guy who is scared of flying go into an area that is devoted to flying?!?!?! LMAO!!!! PS You were blushing when you were saying that it wasn't true, that was the cutest part! Love your video's, Tyler!
I Love it how Zed can take a joke about the Air Force. Besides the fact that he was in the " AIR FORCE " and is afraid to fly. I'll never understand that. 😂 😂 😂 😂
In every job I've had, which is idk 90% manufacturing I always try to get the night shift. Not only do you get paid more for the shift premium, but you only have the team lead instead of all the bosses walking around. Very chill, if you're at least half way competent.
Feeling that graveyard shift one. Years back I was graveyard shift at a call center. There was some anniversary thing with the company where there was free food (hot dogs, burgers) that of course was completely gone by the time we're starting. So our supervisor went out and got steaks and we grilled them for ourselves and left enough of the trash behind so day shift got to see we had steaks and they pitched a fit over it since 'we only got hot dogs, graveyard had steak'.
That college dorm bed/desk looks like it would be used in the next Final Destination movie if they ever made another one. That’s horror movie material right there. 😂😂
As a product design student, I would like to see the ideation and iteration process this desk/bed went through. I admittedly had a mildly similar concept of a mobile tool storage unit using French cleats for a project that was about products for a woodworking shop in a small area, and in hindsight it was a good thing my team didn’t go forward with it because it was huge. For such a small dorm room this thing makes it so much smaller.
I wish my "double trouble" twins watched tv. The only thing I could get them to watch was a VHS tape (they are now 34) called "we sing in sillyville". It was a godsend to me. I did the laundry, vacuumed the floors ,loaded the dishwasher and got as much done in that one hour that I could. I knew every song by heart so I knew when my time was almost up!
Hey Zed, the Air Force sick thing did happen to me. I was working for the weapons shop for the A-10 aircraft. I came into work sick and they sent me home for a week, when I came in the following week I still had a cough and they sent me home for another week. They were that scared of getting sick.
at the 26:00 mark, "two birds stoned at once." 🤣 You sound like my late grandma. She always called people "birds" as in "tough old bird" but you're talking about them getting stoned.😂😂😂
I was having a pretty rough week, so I thought I was fully prepared to not laugh at this video. But my GOD!! That guy that couldn’t open the Imodium package sent me flying 🤣🤣 Well, I guess I’ll be having soup for lunch today.
@@olliefoxx7165 No. The trade-off is energy. Being older and experienced, we are able to pick and choose battles with a little more patience and accuracy. That does not mean I am invalidating younger parents. I am sure there are many who wonderful at the job. But for us, this worked out the best. But I will also say this - if I had kids earlier, the best thing is that I could have had MORE kids - but then . . . would I have been as patient or as understanding of a parent? I don't think so . . . . but I don't know.
What do you mean "he didn't even catch it"? You think he did that on accident? He quotes that show all the time. And if he was saying by accident it would be because he doesn't know the show, so how would he be expected to "catch it"? Do you often accidentally quote shows and then stop and say "oh hey, wow, I just quoted that show I watch all the time, weird"? Because that has never happened to me, ever.
Damn it Zed, I tried watching your video but I just had a hysterectomy, and I can't afford to laugh, it hurt too much, but that says a lot for your content, I'll have to come back to it in a few days😂
I had a hysterectomy at 18 (from cancer, not gender mutilation), and the drugs made me laugh so hard. Everything my dad did was so hilarious for some reason and I had to call the nurses station dying laughing for pain meds lol ugh so painful. I hope you heal up fast and as painless as possible.
my youngest child turned 18 and left for college as I turned 42. If it weren't for the fact that I still had to provide support for the kids into their 30s and 40s, I'd be free. LOL!!
A friend of mine put a fry into her Wendy's frosty shake, forgot about it, then discovered "there's a fry in my shake" and was about to complain to management when we told her SHE put it there (multiple witnesses); yes, she is a blonde.
I traveled extensively for work before I retired. Seeing the cat reminded me that I would always carry a decoy toothbrush that I would leave out on the counter and hide my real one somewhere no one would think to look. Better safe than sorry.
Funny, I got the same for calling both Islam and Judaism evil. If you don't read their books and study them, you wouldn't know! If you then read their books and dont look up rabbis and imams explaining what's there, you may believe things are just lost in translation. As it turns out they are very similar in their beliefs about non members. Their end times prophecies are both being fulfilled according to both, and I've noticed Christians saying the same about their end times prophecies. I can't disagree either. It's nucking futts!
Regarding the breakfast sandwich found in the car: Every year I start my science class with bringing a new Quarter Pounder with Cheese to the classroom and have the student observe it during the course of the year. So far this year the only part of the sandwich that has broken down is the pickles. The bun is rock hard and the patty is still intact. Point being that McDonald's food is so artificial it microbes won't break it down.
It's because of moisture. We've been using drying to preserve food for millenia. You can buy the highest quality ingredients, but when you cook it that thin and dry it out, it won't decompose.
For the last time Zed, You were in the Air Force, That is not the "Military", It's a corporation that has a great breakroom and serves good food to it's employees. lol Signed : A Marine
Not only did the day shift eat all the ice cream, they left the trash there for the night shift to deal with and to rub salt in the wound. 7:53 I hope when she regained the ability to speak that she told them they were out of the will. Well, since they're trying to get us to eat bugs then drinking pee is probably the next step in their insidious plan. It's not the foods that are bad, it's the stuff added during processing.
Yeah. I like when they order pizza at like 2pm and leave the empty boxes and trash all over the break room (which night maintenance has to clean up), with a few random partial pizzas, 8 hours old, stone cold and and dried up. They did come in twice to cook us eggs and bacon, which was something. Although they didn't tell me they werec going to do it, so it took the lady to came in to cook like ten minutes to get my attention to get into the building, and then I had to stop working and waste half an hour finding a propane tank and hooking it up for her. But if we want pizza we are welcome to buy the workers some with our own money. Which I keep saying I will do, and I should, because they are a good bunch and they put out a lot of effort for me, without making me yell at them.
So much to unpack here... 😂 1) That first clip. I once worked in a bistro that had a buffet. One night I'm talking with the sous chef when we both noticed a customer tasting from the ladle in one of the buffet items and then putting the ladle back in the item. We both stared in disbelief. Chef: You should go pull that. Me: Oh hell yeah. 2) The kid in the Chucky costume: Dude, Deev beat you to that one with his Halloween special the other day. HAHA! 3) To be fair, when the management of the store where I work night shift buys ice cream for us, they make sure there is enough for us on night shift. They're really good about that. 4) Eggs. Homegrown eggs DO taste better. The difference is palpable. My parents have a neighbor who has chickens. He gives them his extra eggs (it's a lot of eggs); they give some to me. OMG, they're incredible.
When it comes to her dipping her fries in Guinness, it's actually not as bad as it seems. In countries like Australia, beer battered fries are a popular alternative.
My husband yelled at me for leaving the Toilet lid up because his dog (we have 3 and only 1 does it) drinks from the toilet. I was feeling like I was in upside down world for minute during the argument….
Does anyone think Mike Myers would believe people would still be saying “how about NO,” decades later? I still use that. It’s a classic.
He didn't invent that, I remember people saying that before that ever came out. He did put a different kind of voice on it though. I seem to recall it was more like a "valley girl" thing before that. "Um, how about, like, 'no'?"
It's one of the more quotable films, and it reached a wider audience than many.
@@justforever96 just the fact that people still say it like that after all these years I find hilarious.
I say it as well. It’s a favorite to use with my teenage kids. 😂
That kid in the Jen Psaki costume was terrifying!
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Wish I'd have thought of that ....!!! 👍x💯 🤣🤣
Holy crap why you gotta insult Chucky like that? He was a bad guy, but not that bad.
Ah ha ha ha ha ha! I'll bet there were some people who thought that baby psaki looked similar to chucky aswell. LoL
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*"It makes so much sense that democrats want 16 year old to vote when they can't figure out which bathroom to use."*
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I became a father at 32. I had more patience than earlier, and my energy was good until they got into Scouts. Could not keep up, and I'm in reasonable shape. I can only imagine how people who are 40 when they have kids do it.
And night shifts primary benefit is not having to deal with petty tyrants. Usually night shift management just wants the job done, and won't hassle the underlings to make themselves look good.
Love the show!
I had my first boy at 27 and was great keeping up with him. I just had my second son now at 37 and he's only 4 months but i can tell such a difference lol
That bit at the end killed me!!!
In the Army, I once failed a piss test for codeine. Top called me out in front of the entire Troop, and when I explained how it was from my recent dental surgery, he made me run, not walk or do it tomorrow, to the dental clinic on base, to obtain some written proof. God bless him. It was like 90 degrees and Ft. Riley humid that day, but I ran in my boots and BDUS to the clinic and obtained said proof, then ran back to be forgiven for taking prescribed medication.😊
The chicken conspiracy theory guy is 100% correct. We started out in the fall of 2012 with 5 hens. Today, there are chickens, goats and cattle.
What sucks about the goats is... every goat is born looking for a creative way to die. =/
It is absolutely true, sends you right over the edge. I drain three acres of swamp last year to add five heifers to the menagerie. It is frickin crazy, I just can't stop!
BTW, might I suggest adding turkeys and geese.
@jamesanthony8438
Our family learned the hard way. :(
Hi there. Me I failed at growing Basil.
@@miguelgonzalez6495 So did ours. I do miss the goats, though. We had to get out of it in 2019 after a terrible season took both of our field dogs, half of our herd and most of the babies. Very bad year. =(
Dude drinking soup at the buffet was disgusting!
HERE’S MY PSA: I was at the grocery store and saw 2 guys opening jars of spaghetti sauce and tasting them, then putting them back.
I let management know and they removed them.
Make sure you check the lids to make sure they weren’t tampered with.
Tampering with food is a felony btw. I looked it up once.
There's a reason why the lids of jars have the button that pops when opened
@@Steve_P_B Still though. A passing glance or whatnot. Or if someone just risks it because they paid for it. I do agree with you though.
@@G.G502 I spent a few years stocking shelves to support myself through my studies. I thoroughly examine every package before I put it in the basket. If it doesn't pass the test, at the very least leave it on the shelf if not bring it to the attention of the staff.
Not too long ago, a girl recorded herself opening a carton of ice cream, licking it and putting it back in the store's freezer. She laughed about it. I think she was arrested.
I'm a graveyard shift security guard, and you are 100% right.
We trade awkward schedules and a lack of support from management for about 90% reduced 'People'.
The hardest part of my job is fighting boredom to stay awake.
I work nights and luckily my job is never boring or hard to stay awake. I have to hustle my ass off all night to be ready for the morning. Which I don't mind, if not for the bipolar upper management that thinks that demanding results will always get results, whatever the circumstances. Or they just show up being super friendly and nice to you for no especial reason. You never know. But I made it pretty clear I won't be driven. I don't need that motivation, you will get the best I can do in any case, and I would rather quit than hang people trying to demand more. I work to hard for that shit. The money is okay, although I suspect that I could get more. And be worth it too.
People look at me weird when I buy beer at 7 in the morning. It's not my morning, it's my evening.
Driving taxi at night is NOT like that. The freaks come out at night. Still NO support from dispatch.
@@jakethesnake1366lmao I felt both the meme and your comment deep in the feels. 12yrs on night shifts was a fun time. Back on days now but man I still have the night owl habits. Hard to shake em
Night shift work is EASY PEASY. Only a few rare excepts. bonus differential pay, sometimes as much as 20%. Usually: NO management around to mess up your work or hover over your shoulder. Fewer or no retail public to deal with. Off traffic hours. All day to get things done like going to Post Office, voting, shopping, etc. NO constant barrage of phone calls, texts, emails. Much fewer jerk co-workers to cope with. I take night shifts EVERY time possible.
That desk-bed combo. What if a roommate accidentally pushed that button while you're in bed?! What will the tombstone say? He rested in peace, until...
That thing didn't look all that sturdy, imagine having a "friend" over and breaking your bed/desk/closet all at once and then you're out at least one of the 3 until they can finally get someone in to fix it.
My late husband never carried anything but keys and a wallet. But when he found something extra he wanted carried, he handed it to me. So I ended up carrying all of his stuff.
do you miss him?
Navy veteran here. That last skit is spot on. Had a guy that called in who through his back out that morning. The E7 in our work center told him to come in. (We were in our home port.) He shows up, bent over, visibly in a lot of pain. Our E7 looked at him for 2 seconds and told him he could go home. 30 minutes to get to the ship ( he lived off base with his family) for 2 seconds because our E7 wouldn't let the guy off with his word.
That Chief did that because he'd been scammed too many times before or the squid that called in had a history with that Chief. I was haze gray and underway for 5 years and saw that a lot.
Sadly to many abuse the system and call off for nothing...
Been there, done that. I'm permanently disabled due to something similar, and my only compensation for busting my ass all those years, was a weeks worth of pay.
Maybe it has changed but back in 04 time period we reported to pt formation every work day. If we were sick, we then got released to go to sick call. Jump school E co 1/507th.
A medical diagnosis cannot properly be made via telephone.
That last clip- "Get offended you lose!"
Tyler lost, but I did too!! 😂😂😂
Dipping potatoes in Guinness might be the most Irish thing ever.
Was she even irish though
😂 women eating alone, that's a Feminist
Oh she was in the Leprechaun movie! Just started fiending for everything potato.
You know I'm not gonna lie. My mouth is watering. I have to try this now. Is this good? Why do I want this and then I come to the comment section and there it is, cause you're Irish, oh. Oh.....
This girl is my dream date.....!
Joe biden sounds like me when I'm drunk trying to sound sober talking to someone
I am sure you make more sense that dumb Arse Choe Moe Joe
The chicken guys logic is actually flawless
He doesn't even sound feather-brained ...... 🤔 🤣🤣
I totally lost with the guy who couldn't open his antidiarrhea pill. Still crying from laughing so hard. 😂
I’m in tears 😂😂
I hate those damn pill containers though OMG lol.
I was thinking: "What man doesn't carry at least ONE knife at all times?" 🤔
Like a benadryl in the middle of a sneezing fit.
Cutting it with a knife is tricky too, it's so small, really really strong then suddenly cuts thru fast at once with ur fingers very close by...
I feel for that guy at 6:30. I worked many years of midnight shift as a cop. Every so often a local restaurant would drop food off at the precinct; Outback, Olive Garden, Texas Roadhouse, Mission BBQ. But they would usually drop it off between 12p-4p and it would be completely savaged and gone by the time our shift came on.
Yeah, if theyre not gonna leave any, then somebody needs to clean that s**t up, that way you're not rubbing it in the late night or overnight shifts faces.
@Cman04092 Yup, a bunch of slobs. Nothing was worse than if a local pizza shop dropped off like ten pizzas. I'd come into the station just before 10 pm to start a shift and the report writing room would just have ten empty pizza boxes laying on the table.
Zed: "Get two birds stoned at once." Me: Now laughing as I imagine two birds sitting on Zed's fence high AF planning the next time they'll sh*t on his car.
Mind bottling!
It's a reference to the Canadian TV show Trailer Park Boys.
Hahaha. I say it that way.
This makes way more sense to me than it should…
The shit apple doesn't fall far from the shit tree Randy.
Hey that kitty wasn't being spiteful he thought to was the new and improved litterbox POOR KITTY😂😂😂
The chicken guy just very accurately described how I became a full time homesteader. No joke.
I had my kids at 22, 24, and 26. To me the perfect ages. Had my fun turning 21, parties for a year and the best part is here at 59 my oldest grandchild is 9, the youngest is 4 and I am able to watch them grow and spend quality time with them. Plus they will remember me
*you* had them? 😄
I'm 65 and my oldest grandchild is 25.....the youngest is 16.
Nah you couldn’t have paid me to change diapers in my 20’s instead of traveling. I’m glad you enjoyed your life but just because someone made a joke about their knee cracking doesn’t make their decision better or worse. My joints cracked in my teen years.
@@sonialinsey8083I agree! I had my first at 32 and my second one at 35. My son's are not 33 and 31. They have kids ranging from 3 to 11. I'm 65. Sure, I'm slower than I was when I was in my 50's, but I'm not an invalid or dead, so I got that goin' for me.
Having kids in these times isn't really a option now is it...?
It's a good idea to teach your kids to sleep through noise so you don't have to worry about the clicking joints.
I love that you always want to get "birds stoned".
The Imodium guy took me out 😂😂😂
"Just Keys and wallet..."
Nope. I got a gun and two extra mags to keep keys and wallet company.
You laugh you win. Depression is a serious problem in 2023
It’s Almost cheeto dust mustache season
hear hear
Contrary to popular belief, deep depression is actually caused by demons. My testimony: After being an atheist for 8+ years, and "married" to another female, I got the urge one day to say out loud "IF there is an Almighty God that does NOT wish us pain or sorrow, please bring me truth, I wish to know you exist". Then God immediately started bringing me the answers I had been searching 8-11 YEARS for! I witnessed Him take control of my internet and the rest of my reality; He first proved to me that demons exist (I called them "inter-dimensional beings"), then He proved His own existence when He didn't have to, which I later found to be Jesus Christ. As soon as I found Jesus at the end of 2020, He IMMEDIATELY took away my transgenderism, bisexuality, depression, daily suicide attempts, self harm, bulimia and anorexia; and He did this all without me asking Him to, because THAT'S how merciful and loving He is! Praise God! Repent of your sins and follow Jesus Christ while you still can. Jesus Christ is the name above all names, and the only way to Heaven❤
Agreed. God didn’t cause it. It’s demons stealing ur joy away
But the lady eating the candy made me piss my pants 😂
Biden’s been talking real coherent about war these few days. Funny isn’t it?
Hilarious
Nope. He wants war. It isn't funny at all. It is terrifying.
I’m so sick and tired of people saying I was because Joe Biden’s old no it’s not it’s because he’s on drugs
They give him extra drugs when he pushes war.
Is it cocaine?
As a nurse, I wholeheartedly approve of the remarks about the Imodium packaging. Every DAMN TIME!
Aren't you just supposed to peel off the paper backing and punch it through?
@@cypherknotAs someone with a digestive disorder, I can say that it’s not as easy as it looks. In a pinch, I can punch a long, sharp fingernail through it. I just cut my packs open beforehand and store the pills in a bottle.
I am so going to knit a sweater with "You can get two birds stoned at once" on it!!!! Of all your adages, this one is my favorite.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You finally got me!
I lost my mind about Imodium!!! Too relatable!
I've been screaming at that kind of packaging for years!
Old person with arthritis??? You've lost the battle and you've shit your pants!
I stopped eating at buffet style restaurant when I observed with others a
"person" licking pieces of
different desserts. Two employees physically held him until police arrived.🤢
Went to a local pizza place with a buffet, and watched them put un-eaten pizza they had collected off a table back on the buffet. Never went back, and thankfully they shut down not long after that. This shit happens all of the time, and many people don't even realize it.
Only licking the desserts was a fad diet for a while...
🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮
@@marbellaotaiza801 Then you also had all the asshats during the lockdowns filming themselves in grocery stores, opening ice cream lids and licking the top, then putting it back in the cooler.
I think a fitting punishment for people that do that would be for them to be made to wear the food. Have someone rub the food all over their clothes. Make sure it really gets into the fabric.
Even better if it stains.
A nice Zeducation video to help unwind after a night shift!
Ditto.
How ya doing fellas? What jobs u got?
A nice Zed video to START my night shift .... 👍 🤣🤣
Makes my first hour the best one.
S'up, 'stonefox' ?
Me ? Hotel Night Manager ......@@stonefox9124
Thank you, for always giving me a giggle in the morning! I so look forward to your show.
Tyler must have been air force. He totally defended the AF call out sick. Lol
Thanks for the service and the videos.
17 mins in : The 'Chicken Guy' reminds me of one I heard recently to think about >
Thee Conspiracy Theorists walk into a bar .. .. ..
Now, That can't be a coincidence .. .. .. 🤔 🤔 🤣🤣🤣🤣
As a 23 year AF veteran, I can confirm that the sick skit is ONLY accurate for admin troops. If you’re a Maintainer, you can cough up a lung and the Pro Sup will just tell you to not leave any of it on the equipment.
You're 23 as fuck?!
He's 23 as fck
I knew that was coming lol, I couldn't quit laughing.
@Trog1odyte Yeah agreed, I was in for a few years myself.
Yeah, well, it is kind of rude to leave a lung just strewn about like it's nobody's business.
Laughed so hard about the couple discussing how to change the toilet paper roll
Had this discussion several times with two teen daughters and I gave up. I'm on roll call duty.
I’m a student in product design and I can just imagine someone having this bed/desk concept rendered and explained and everything and all the feedback basically being “yeah, that’s cool, good idea” with nobody being like “wtf is this”
This is pretty smart actually. You guys are just hating on it. You forget he has a wardrobe in there, that is what is taking all the space.
A decent bed, work place and wardrobe in such a small room is quite an achievement.
I have lived with both too little and too much space and a thing like this make small places livable.
Blah blah blah, it was lame and cost more than making the room a bit bigger.
@@man-observing-world Try giving caviar to a pig right... Thanks for the laugh kiddo.
This is an honest critique/feedback of the design coming from a student in design:
I see a psychological fear of someone pushing the button when someone’s sleeping on the bed and crushing them against the wall; or perhaps you like putting things on the floor in the open space and then realizing you have to move them out of the way before putting into bed mode or desk mode. Even if there’s sensors that prevent this it’s just ripe ground for anxiety.
It also divides the room in an ugly way, you have this big block right in the middle which makes the room feel constricted and claustrophobic (and I’m not even an interior designer). At least for this size of room it looks like there’s very little walking space and you’re likely to bang your feet a lot if you’re not careful.
As someone who appreciates compact design, the idea of the wardrobe above the bed roll-out is neat. But wardrobes are traditionally up against a wall, not in the middle of the room. I can just imagine you having a quick situation where you need access to the wardrobe to get dressed, but the door is up against the wall, and having to wait for the thing to move. Or perhaps you have the thing in the middle (the way it was at first), opening the wardrobe door would cut off walking space and visibility making the room seem even smaller. Tyler mentioned it too, but a design is meant to improve a situation, and it seems the same effect can be achieved the way it has been for a while in small college dorms, with a bunk bed and a desk underneath, making good use of vertical space (though through my own experience that does present a concussion risk).
The other side of the thing with the shelf space also looks ergonomically stressful. When reaching and grabbing something high up (like on those shelves) you want your feet on the ground as close to it as possible. Having your feet far away presents a lower back risk and a balance problem. That block that sticks out at the bottom just looks hard to walk around. You force them to have to step up onto the block to avoid this overreaching, and in so doing could cause them to hit their shoulder or lowered head on the shelf itself.
From the video I couldn’t easily tell how the “desk mode” is meant to work since there doesn’t appear to be a place to put a chair or a proper desk space for a laptop and mouse, papers, etc, or even a desktop+monitor if the person wants to set one of those up. It looks to me like you sit on the block and the laptop goes on your lap, which is not always nice (if the laptop gets hot). There aren’t even cushions or an ergonomic form factor to make it comfortable to sit on for long periods. Perhaps there’s something with the middle of the desk side that expands or slides over in some way, but I can’t see what’s meant to happen there from the video. In design there’s something called “affordances” which are elements of a design created in such a way to make it clear, to “afford” to the user, what the function is. Like a particular button could have particular size, texture, icons, colors, etc to let you know what the button does. The worst thing you can do is confuse the user.
Something to be aware of is that very innovative jumps in design usually have a stigma due to how different they are from existing products, whether they’re a good design or not, which is why most successful design is more gradual, making small changes to what already exists in the market. I would be interested to see what the ideation sketches looked like, what iterations the designer(s) went through to produce this.
@@killianmiller6107 The point here is to maximize space. When you do this you always make sacrifices. This is a student room. Not a new way of life. Also the electric thing is very useless and as you say could potentially crush you.
They could have put the wardrobe on the wall then have a desk that can fold. So you lift up the desk and pull the bed. Yet as it is now it does the job and it is quite smart. I would have fun living there if I had too.
That should be a windex commercial 😂
Ugh, when I worked at a grocery store, we caught a bum eating the soup directly from the ladle. Trespassed his ass so fast. 😂
When i was younger I could eat warheads by the handfuls. Now a lemon drop will almost kill me. 😂
The Imodium one is so true. I've actually switched to buying the generic kind because of remembering the utter panic I have experienced trying to get the damn package open in a "time of crisis". 😂
Walmart's GV brand is worse. I saved a prescription bottle and opened all of them in to it.
Best part of night shift is that all the "big" bosses aren't around. Not that they're bad people, but they are disruptive. Night crew productivity is always better since we don't have those interruptions. And we have more fun to boot.
That Spanish chucky had me rolling😂😂
🤣😂 Zed’s reaction on the Air Force guy calling in 🤣😂🤣
Laughed hysterically at the grandma trying the warhead! Her reaction was priceless,. 😂
What's a warhead?
@@pianoboylaker6560 An extremely sour candy. It makes my jaws lock up if I try to eat one, but kids love them.
That’s when I lost, grocery store soup it is for me. Eww
That woman dipping fries in Guinness is wifey material ❤
Yeah, she steal your fries and your beer
Yeah, she looked all right. And better that than an insane feminist vegetarian.
And she won't steal your fries and beer if you both get some. What, you're going to get a beer and fries and just eat it in front of her?
Yup, about like a woman who loves to fish or hunt.
If you don't have a coworker that you would want nothing else than to see them getting fired... you might be that coworker!
Hanks for keeping us laughing. It is a gift.
Former airman here. On the reporting sick thing, I was yelled at for 10 minutes because I must be claiming to have medical expertise. “So you’re a doctor now?!” Over and over. “So you’re a doctor now?!”
"If your engines sputtering does it take a mechanic to know somethings wrong with it?" (My mouth would never have made it in the military. Maybe not even in the Airforce.)
Tru dat!
I was told my degree did not teach me how to fold a towel. Outstanding observation on the part of the MTL. 😂
Loved being in the military, but there were moments…
Maaaaaaaaaaaan, I felt every ounce of pain from the pill guy. Great censoring, Meg! And of course, I"m trying to open Dollar Tree Dayquil, too, so this made my day!
That urinal bit brings up an observation of mine: Why oh why oh why, do some (many?) managers place the sign "Employees Must Wash Hands" over the sink? If the employee doesn't plan to wash his hands, HE'S NOT GONNA SEE THE FRICKEN SIGN! Dayuuuuuuum. 😊
Just turned 42 and we are getting ready to have our fourth child. Pray for me, lol.. I did finally go get the snip snip done.
Atleast you have a reason to own a 7 seater or more vehicle. You know how many people with one kid I see driving either a Honda pilot or suburban lol. Three kids myself and wife yet drive a Nissan juke. Tight but great in the snow.
I'm praying hard for you. I had my first at 22 and my sixth (and last) at 42. I click.
your pp hits different knowing that 😁@@Rippedflesh69
@@Rippedflesh69 thank you buddy I had my first I believe when I was 23, lol.. and my wife was just 18 and now my oldest is 18 and that scares me to death
Well just have one of the older ones put them in the crib lol. My ankles and hips have creaked and cracked loudly since I was 16 so it wouldn’t have mattered for me.
Omg that guy was right, mom got her own chickens, 6 months later she was baking her own bread, this summer she had her own garden. This winter she's going to buy goats for the milk, and hogs in the spring
So that is why you went into Air Force, Tyler!!!! I KNEW there had to be a good reason. Why would a guy who is scared of flying go into an area that is devoted to flying?!?!?! LMAO!!!! PS You were blushing when you were saying that it wasn't true, that was the cutest part! Love your video's, Tyler!
I Love it how Zed can take a joke about the Air Force. Besides the fact that he was in the " AIR FORCE " and is afraid to fly. I'll never understand that. 😂 😂 😂 😂
It’s like joining the Navy and being afraid to go in the ocean or unable to swim.
The Airforce, where it takes 10 men just to get one up.
@@sjp35productions6 😆😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@@tarrantwolf 😆😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Halloween without Chucky? HELLZ NO. I'm going Uber Chucky this year, just because you suggested it.😂
If flies and mold won't touch that fast food burger, NEITHER SHOULD YOU
Looked like a piece of meteorite .... 🤔 🤨 😂😂
That traveling for work part is 100% spot on! 😂
Night shifter here, I must say the peace and quiet is divine
In every job I've had, which is idk 90% manufacturing I always try to get the night shift. Not only do you get paid more for the shift premium, but you only have the team lead instead of all the bosses walking around. Very chill, if you're at least half way competent.
My supervisor and I used to take turns having naps in the first aid room on midnight shifts. As long as the work got done, everything was good.
Imagine being super tired and having to wait for your room to transform into "bed mode" before you can go to sleep! 😂
I used to study through the night, one hour of work, a twenty-minute nap.
This would’ve been ridiculously inefficient.
I'm wondering what happens if the power goes. I hope there is a "manual" mode.
Feeling that graveyard shift one. Years back I was graveyard shift at a call center. There was some anniversary thing with the company where there was free food (hot dogs, burgers) that of course was completely gone by the time we're starting. So our supervisor went out and got steaks and we grilled them for ourselves and left enough of the trash behind so day shift got to see we had steaks and they pitched a fit over it since 'we only got hot dogs, graveyard had steak'.
Sounds like you had an awesome supervisor.
As a Window Cleaner that clip is my goal. 😂😂
That college dorm bed/desk looks like it would be used in the next Final Destination movie if they ever made another one. That’s horror movie material right there. 😂😂
Right? Classic. I have been praying for more. Best gory flick ever. Oh and wish Master too
Word is - but, don't quote me :
Meant to be a new "FD" coming out between late '23 and mid '24. 👍👍
@@eddie-g-6452I can just image, it's for a modern audience. Death takes them in order of privilege, white men first! So stunning and brave.
@@eddie-g-6452 fcking sick🙌🙌🙌😃
As a product design student, I would like to see the ideation and iteration process this desk/bed went through. I admittedly had a mildly similar concept of a mobile tool storage unit using French cleats for a project that was about products for a woodworking shop in a small area, and in hindsight it was a good thing my team didn’t go forward with it because it was huge. For such a small dorm room this thing makes it so much smaller.
I wish my "double trouble" twins watched tv. The only thing I could get them to watch was a VHS tape (they are now 34) called "we sing in sillyville". It was a godsend to me. I did the laundry, vacuumed the floors ,loaded the dishwasher and got as much done in that one hour that I could. I knew every song by heart so I knew when my time was almost up!
Hey Zed, the Air Force sick thing did happen to me. I was working for the weapons shop for the A-10 aircraft. I came into work sick and they sent me home for a week, when I came in the following week I still had a cough and they sent me home for another week. They were that scared of getting sick.
at the 26:00 mark, "two birds stoned at once." 🤣 You sound like my late grandma. She always called people "birds" as in "tough old bird" but you're talking about them getting stoned.😂😂😂
Imodium had me doubled over laughing 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😄
It's late at night and I'm fighting to stay awake to watch this. The guy trying to get the pill out of the packaging had me rolling.
I was having a pretty rough week, so I thought I was fully prepared to not laugh at this video. But my GOD!! That guy that couldn’t open the Imodium package sent me flying 🤣🤣 Well, I guess I’ll be having soup for lunch today.
Had my son at age 39 and my daughter at age 42 - No regrets!!
You don't wish you had them earlier?
@@olliefoxx7165 No. The trade-off is energy. Being older and experienced, we are able to pick and choose battles with a little more patience and accuracy. That does not mean I am invalidating younger parents. I am sure there are many who wonderful at the job. But for us, this worked out the best. But I will also say this - if I had kids earlier, the best thing is that I could have had MORE kids - but then . . . would I have been as patient or as understanding of a parent? I don't think so . . . . but I don't know.
I died laughing at the “on hold customer service rep” !!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
The look on your face! 😂😂 "Ya gotta eat the soup." 🤣🤣
9:17 zed make trailer park boys comment “get two birds stoned at once” he didn’t even catch it love it
What do you mean "he didn't even catch it"? You think he did that on accident? He quotes that show all the time. And if he was saying by accident it would be because he doesn't know the show, so how would he be expected to "catch it"? Do you often accidentally quote shows and then stop and say "oh hey, wow, I just quoted that show I watch all the time, weird"? Because that has never happened to me, ever.
Damn it Zed, I tried watching your video but I just had a hysterectomy, and I can't afford to laugh, it hurt too much, but that says a lot for your content, I'll have to come back to it in a few days😂
I'll have to assume you are a woman. But can't be too sure these days. Get well soon!
I had a hysterectomy at 18 (from cancer, not gender mutilation), and the drugs made me laugh so hard. Everything my dad did was so hilarious for some reason and I had to call the nurses station dying laughing for pain meds lol ugh so painful. I hope you heal up fast and as painless as possible.
Get well soon! 💜
Gotta see the funny side, you can't get hysterical because you've had a hysterectomy! 😅
Geez. Recover soon.
my youngest child turned 18 and left for college as I turned 42. If it weren't for the fact that I still had to provide support for the kids into their 30s and 40s, I'd be free. LOL!!
How about you don’t ladies and gentlemen SCOTTY DON’T!! 😂
“Sorry boss, I got problems with my eyes.”
“What do you mean?”
“I just can’t see myself coming in to work today.”
A friend of mine put a fry into her Wendy's frosty shake, forgot about it, then discovered "there's a fry in my shake" and was about to complain to management when we told her SHE put it there (multiple witnesses); yes, she is a blonde.
Dip your fry in a chocolate Frosty .Yum!!
I traveled extensively for work before I retired. Seeing the cat reminded me that I would always carry a decoy toothbrush that I would leave out on the counter and hide my real one somewhere no one would think to look. Better safe than sorry.
That's brilliant, I only do that with the wallet...
I got a hate speech hit for calling Hamas evil!!!
Hamas is evil
It's because evil has to protect evil. We live in clown world
I tried to post on FB stating the words Hamas terror*** and my FB is now blocked!!
The truth hurts indoctrinated people! Wait until the shit really hits the fan because it’s going to happen soon.
Funny, I got the same for calling both Islam and Judaism evil. If you don't read their books and study them, you wouldn't know! If you then read their books and dont look up rabbis and imams explaining what's there, you may believe things are just lost in translation. As it turns out they are very similar in their beliefs about non members. Their end times prophecies are both being fulfilled according to both, and I've noticed Christians saying the same about their end times prophecies.
I can't disagree either. It's nucking futts!
Farts are hysterical! Any situation, no matter how sad, intense, scary, or even romantic automatically becomes a comedy when a fart gets ripped!
23:24 That's the bed from The Fifth Element!!! 🤣
Regarding the breakfast sandwich found in the car: Every year I start my science class with bringing a new Quarter Pounder with Cheese to the classroom and have the student observe it during the course of the year. So far this year the only part of the sandwich that has broken down is the pickles. The bun is rock hard and the patty is still intact. Point being that McDonald's food is so artificial it microbes won't break it down.
It's because of moisture.
We've been using drying to preserve food for millenia.
You can buy the highest quality ingredients, but when you cook it that thin and dry it out, it won't decompose.
My dog won't even eat it
If I had a toddler, I’d totally dress them as Chucky.
Same, I am a teacher and love taking selfies with them😎
As someone with IBS, the clip at 16:05 had my ass dead! 💀🤣
The guy trying to open the pill package……..game over 😂
Those outshines are great!!
For the last time Zed, You were in the Air Force, That is not the "Military", It's a corporation that has a great breakroom and serves good food to it's employees. lol Signed : A Marine
My brother used to dip his potato chips in Pepsi 😂
He used two glasses, one for dipping and one for drinking 🤣
.... Interesting ....
{ Has anyone seen my sick bucket ???? 🤢🤢 🤮 😂😂 }
@@eddie-g-6452 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Try that with Pretzels Rods... it's delicious!
Not only did the day shift eat all the ice cream, they left the trash there for the night shift to deal with and to rub salt in the wound.
7:53 I hope when she regained the ability to speak that she told them they were out of the will.
Well, since they're trying to get us to eat bugs then drinking pee is probably the next step in their insidious plan.
It's not the foods that are bad, it's the stuff added during processing.
Yeah. I like when they order pizza at like 2pm and leave the empty boxes and trash all over the break room (which night maintenance has to clean up), with a few random partial pizzas, 8 hours old, stone cold and and dried up.
They did come in twice to cook us eggs and bacon, which was something. Although they didn't tell me they werec going to do it, so it took the lady to came in to cook like ten minutes to get my attention to get into the building, and then I had to stop working and waste half an hour finding a propane tank and hooking it up for her.
But if we want pizza we are welcome to buy the workers some with our own money. Which I keep saying I will do, and I should, because they are a good bunch and they put out a lot of effort for me, without making me yell at them.
4 years AIR FORCE here, LMAO. I love it!!
I howled at the price is right clip. My mom is gonna LOVE that clip!
So much to unpack here... 😂
1) That first clip. I once worked in a bistro that had a buffet. One night I'm talking with the sous chef when we both noticed a customer tasting from the ladle in one of the buffet items and then putting the ladle back in the item. We both stared in disbelief. Chef: You should go pull that. Me: Oh hell yeah.
2) The kid in the Chucky costume: Dude, Deev beat you to that one with his Halloween special the other day. HAHA!
3) To be fair, when the management of the store where I work night shift buys ice cream for us, they make sure there is enough for us on night shift. They're really good about that.
4) Eggs. Homegrown eggs DO taste better. The difference is palpable. My parents have a neighbor who has chickens. He gives them his extra eggs (it's a lot of eggs); they give some to me. OMG, they're incredible.
Same with free range chicken & turkey vs the others. Huge difference.
I wanna buy night shift man some Helados con crema 🙏 🤣
That was on purpose. Deev sent it to him cause Ty is so frightened by Chucky 🤪
See, you are supposed to feed the bugs TO the chickens and then eat the bugs via the tasty eggs.
When it comes to her dipping her fries in Guinness, it's actually not as bad as it seems. In countries like Australia, beer battered fries are a popular alternative.
Yeah well, when you spend your whole life hanging upside down it messes with your head, they also eat vegemite.
@@tarrantwolf if Australians are upside down, Americans are sideways
@@Steve_P_B just a heavy slant, it fitsmus, we're all a bit crooked.
I'm an Air Force veteran. That last skit was hilarious!
25 years in the USAF and if I could've worked night shift for all of it I damn well would've.
Oh, I have to say, I loved the Hispanic Chucky. I could not stop laughing. Hilarious!
My husband yelled at me for leaving the Toilet lid up because his dog (we have 3 and only 1 does it) drinks from the toilet. I was feeling like I was in upside down world for minute during the argument….
Yeah, how dare he get mad for something silly and arbitrary... 😄