Zed bro your awesome i work 3rd shift and i always get to watch your videos right before i crash for the day and you make me laugh so hard i cry and it helps me sleep so well thank you bro 😂
I bought my first brand new washer and dryer a year ago and had them delivered to my house. Guy goes to set it up and asks me for the washer hoses and the power cord to the dryer. I'm like I just spent over a thousand dollars and I had to buy a power cord for my dryer and hoses for my washer. I was pissed. 1k and it doesnt even come with the 1 thing that actually makes them work????
Employers do everything they can to avoid hiring troublemakers. Putting personal pronouns on a resumé telegraphs that you are going to be difficult, entitled, and disruptive. No matter how well qualified a person is, if they indicate that they are going to be a problem, they will not be hired.
And that's as it should be. People didn't used to do this pronoun stupidity because they knew who they were. Being another gender wasn't an option, thank God.
@@cathoderaytube7497 This pronoun nonsense, as well as most other aspects of the pretend identity theater that's being inflicted on society is nothing more than immature people trying to get attention by manufacturing ways to make everyone else acknowledge that they're special. In addition, it is a way to control others and dictate what they can/cannot say, if they want to participate in society. It is pure passive-aggressive behavior. This is a sign of a dying civilization. It must stop.
Not really true. Pronouns are just the progressive, enlightened thing that liberal college kids put on their resumes. If they say "xir" or something that might be an indication of a problem. But just putting pronouns is a pretty typical thing now.
My dad retired many years ago, but before that, he was a banker for something like 35 years, a good portion as a senior executive loan officer, Senior vice president, and finally a president of a branch. He told me to never get a tattoo or piercings (I'm a guy), because those indicate to people like my dad, who's job description includes the hiring of new upper management, will 100% see that as a mark of someone who's rebellious, lacks work ethic, and will most likely not be a team player. Also significantly more likely to have a sexual harassment lawsuit, come in stoned/drunk, and over all be a massive detriment to the business. Now, it's illegal to discriminate and refuse a hire based on such superficial attributes. HOWEVER, the legal work-around is to simply say they found someone more qualified/suitable for the job, which is in fact true, AND, can not be used as an admission of discrimination. Make no mistake, though, it's 100% because of your tats, weird piercings, and especially today, your unsightly hair dye/cuts, and use of pronoun bullshit. Things someone like my dad will really be impressed by are things that show you're a team player, hard worker, and respect command structure. So top of the list is if you have an honorable discharge from the military. That's gonna put you ahead of most applicants. If you've successfully run a small business, even if it's a side hustle, that looks really good, too, because it demonstrates initiative, responsibility, and good work ethic. If you participate in charities, especially church charities, that looks amazing, too, especially if you coordinate it. Being a troop leader for the Boy Scouts or Girl Scouts also wins enormous favor, as it demonstrates leadership, family values, and willingness to take responsibility. My brothers and I have greatly benefited from my dad's insights from his time in executive positions. Also his financial teachings/guidance. I wish more people had such insight. Maybe then they'd think twice about doing/saying retarded shit. I'm gonna tell you right now, for most companies, nobody gives a fuck what your sexual orientation is, and prefer not to know. They just want you to do your job description, at the very least. Do that, and keep your mouth shut, and you will do fine in the corporate world. If you wanna be a freak, start your own business. Nobody's stopping you but you.
The flip side of course is there no corporation that is worthy of your loyalty or respect. It is a two way street between employer and employee and corporations have shown their colors for generations now.
As a female retired math teacher that girl math is pretty accurate. Some of the reasoning I’ve heard would blow my mind. The hard part was trying not to scream you’re an idiot.
Women: "The stereotype that women are bad with money is not only grossly untrue, but insanely misogynistic!" Same women in the comments of the 'girl math' video, AKA the justification for horrible money management video. : "Yaaas queen!" and "Omg that is so me! But that math is totally accurate! 🤪"
As a woman, I'd just like to say we ain't all like that. Some of us buy food, pay bills, get gas in our car, and guilt trip our selves for going to the thrift store when we need a new pair of work pants once a year.
I did the math!!!!! With the money sent to Uke we could have given every PERSON, not every "household", $122k!!!!! The entire population of the island. Not just the affected.
The woman's comments on interviewing candidates was spot on. Part of my interview process is to look up the candidates social media postings. This is a good way to filter out those people that are not likely to be a good fit in our work environment. It has saved me from future pain many times.
Zeducation is my three times a week comedy relief...I NEED to laugh to keep me calm when dealing with all the morons out there. So buddy, I am not holding back! 🤪
Hey Tyler aka Mr. Zed, Ive been in the hospital for several months. I look forward to you videos every Tuesday, Thursday and Sunday. No matter how crappy my day is going no matter how mich pain Im in watching your videos always puts me in a better mood and is helping me get through this tough time. I actualy postponed my surgery for a few.minutes till my video was done. Ahahaha. Just wanna say keep up the great work keep the videos.coming and thank you for making me laugh and smile through these tough times!!!!
Victoria's Secret used to be cool, my wife would sit me down outside the changing room and I would go into the room when she wanted me to look at what she was wearing, to get my approval/opinion (also I would stand guard to make sure no one barged in on her). But now they won't let any men within 20' of the rooms, unless they claim to be trans or drag queens and they're shopping for themselves (ugh). So last time we told the girl we're trying on things *together* and they cheerfully let me into the area without hesitation. Society is screwed.
Humorist Robert Benchley wrote a column submission in a newspaper in the 1930s in which he discussed exactly this kind of behavior. He used the example of photos of riots and revolutions in the papers, and how there is ALWAYS a cheerful, smiling man in the picture, absentmindedly checking his watch or just taking a stroll without a care, while buildings fall, fires rage and revolutionaries and soldiers exchange shots.
I remember a couple years ago, there was an active shooter in Tulsa Oklahoma. It was in a shopping center. At one point, the police officer runs through a Cici’s pizza and on his body cam everyone in the restaurant is ducking behind counters, except this old couple, probably in their 80’s. They were still just sitting at their table eating their pizza. No fs given. If it’s our time, it’s our time.
@@adorabledeplorable5105And all those young people were smart enough to leave him alone. I've only seen one other person that calm, and that was the guy who kept on eating while the restaurant, and all the customers around him were getting robbed.
Call me a nerd, but I automatically thought of Skyrim. If you push a loose cart into any object, it goes flying across the screen at Mach speed. Unfortunately, her superior mass prevented that from happening. Hope the cart and pavement were okay.
Unfortunately, people like her are honestly incapable of recognizing Kharma no matter what. It's like a mental disability, it's insane. If anything, that event reassured herself, in her mind, that she's "beautiful and amazing how she is". She couldn't put it together when calling others fat.
There is a man more angry than the man standing in line at Lowes buying one thing. It's the guy buying one thing, who is paying cash, standing in line at the only checkout that takes cash, waiting for someone using a credit card and having trouble making it work, while there are two card only checkouts available.
Equally frustrating is going to the gas station and paying with cash. There is usually someone ahead in line buying a stack of lottery tickets or an unpopular pack of smokes that the cashier has to spend several minutes hunting for.
@@ILGuy2012 What makes that even more annoying is you could literally walk behind the counter and point out the location of said item, yet they still somehow manage not to find it. IT'S RIGHT F'ing THERE!!!
That old guy in the park leaves his hearing aids at home, and can only see 12 inches in front of his face. We’re in the middle of the apocalypse and he’s living his best life.
I told my son, "Any repair will take at least three trips to the hardware store." He recently said, "You're right. Knowing I'm normal helps keep me calm." It was advice my father gave me decades ago, and it's still true today.
@samcan9997 The less you know, tho more laps you go. The first time I installed a tub and did the tile, it took twenty trips. The second time I knew what a bull-nose tile was, and also the difference between a left-handed tub and a fight handed tub. There is a joy in doing it yourself. Good luck!
Tyler, Meg and Deev, Y’all have gotten me through the insanity of the past several years and helped me stay strong and keep my sense of humor. I work at a university and have brought the logic and humor to the office to help people see how ridiculous woke is. I’ve stood my ground and loudly sounded my voice so others could knew they can speak up and weren’t alone. I telecommute on Tuesday and Thursday and each Tues/Thurs/Sun my dog Lucky had a routine known as “Rucks, are you ready to drink coffee and get Zeducated?” To which he would excitedly run over to his couch and plop down and get comfy and affectionately watch me laugh hysterically for 20 or so minutes. Lucky passed away yesterday from Degenerative Spinal Myelopathy and now you all will help me through my grief. I just realized what an important role y’all play in my life and wanted to say thank you so very much. Tammy
The same people who want us to say Lizzo is beautiful are fat-shaming Keanu Reeves. Yes, thats right: Keanu Reeves... a man who is pencil-thin! (And that wedding thing: that was a LARGE horse, likely a Shire)
The anger the guy at Home Depot felt is nothing compared to a mechanic and you have to rely on the 16yo to actually get you the part you asked for! On a side note I am no longer allowed in advanced 😂
Yes, definitely take it out on the untrained teenager in his second week at his first job. That will make sure it gets better next time. These kids should be made to suffer when they don't get it right every time.
@matthewhardin651 I am a professional mechanic, not a professional parts person, I need them for their parts system knowledge. That way I'm not driving up my customers' costs, or donating time, doing a job somebody else hired on to do at a multitude of companies with different parts systems. I always have Vin, spec, size, brand, model, etc. ready, but at some point they need to do their job. 2/3 of my time is now finding parts, was the opposite just 2yrs ago. There are legitimate reasons this happened, but it's still frustrating
HOLLYGOLIGHTLY best advice i ever heard was from Micheal J Fox “ keep the fights clean amd the sex dirty ! “ been with mine for 25 years/3 kids !!! take care , heres to another 35 for u and yours ❤🎉❤
Bruh, seeing those forklifts at 8:15 brings back the memories. I remember when I used to drive those things around, having an unreasonable amount of fun while at it. If I zip-tied some labels in just the right way they would wave in wind as a drove, and that too made me surprisingly happy. Those were the days. Can't believe it's already been 2 weeks.
There was a very popular Mexican restaurant immediately next door to an equally popular Chinese buffet restaurant not far from my home. A handwritten sign was placed near the large self-serve wasabi bowl stating “THIS IS NOT GUACAMOLE” lol
Speaking of not hiring , you need to find the video of the person complaining about not getting a job because of two facial tattoos. Obviously had nothing to do with multi colored hair , multiple facial piercings, something weird going on with her ( I’m assuming) teeth and - oh yeah- the fact that the whites of her eyes were tattooed black !
The one with the empty seats is a bit like the airline one that had a female being interviewed saying they had made big improvements to reduce flight delays, then the camera pans up to the info board and it's full of cancelled and delayed flights.
I recognized those Danner boots and MarPat trousers immediately... Semper Fi, and FU, snail! Maybe the reason we do s**t like this is because we're used to our boot camp DIs screaming "TOO SLOW! GET BACK AND TRY AGAIN, CUPCAKE!" 😁
@@Concerned.Citizen ..She is an odd looking creature,poor guy must have been desperate or gay trying to prove he is straight?!... I always dated up never down!!
I applaud that pronouns hiring clip, my closest dollar general didn't have a self-checkout counter put in until a colored hair boy and a Testosterone taking girl worked there for only a couple months, they never put anything on shelves, there was just carts with the boxes of stuff placed around the store near their shelves, and it was a 2/10 chance when going to checkout if they would be at or near registers, or visibly standing in the back room at the other end of the store playing on their phone.
You mean a typical retail worker? They don't need to be your stereotypical blue haired liberals or trans to be lazy fucks. And that's especially true of any dollar store I've ever been in. What, you are shocked that a store that charges ultra low prices for cheap crap cuts corners on service?
Poor snail, I bet it had taken it an hour to get there, thinking, nearly home now lol. And the offside one and the homeless one were good too, made me laugh.
If that guy wasnt just making a "funny" video and he didn't immediately put the snail back on the right side, I think he's a sociopath and I don't really want him carrying a gun to "protect" us. I mean I guess we train Marines to be frickin killing machines. But that's just showing sadistic tendencies.
First time at a Japanese restaurant, I popped the little ball of 'guacamole' in my mouth and ate the whole thing. I was seeing stars and smoke was coming out of my ears.
I love wasabi; I've got a little tube of real,100% Japanese wasabi straight from Japan. I put a tiny dot on the edge of my plate and show it to every bite of roast beef I take. That little tube will last me for centuries.
At 7:09, when the guy tells the homeless dude "actually, it's 'unhoused'..." is EXACTLY what Trudeau did to the young girl when he cut her off mid-question as she said 'mankind' and he said "actually, we prefer the term 'people-kind'."
It's a hard balance. We should all try to be involved and informed but there are just things outside of our control. When it happens it's better to prioritize a book (memes) over stressing about chaos we can't stop
The squeaky noise that you hear coming from that poor guys car is his brakes going out... and he is fully aware and praying they go out sooner than later 🤞🙏🤞😂
Great show Tyler! That boy eating the wasabi reminded me of the time we were on vacation in Virginia mountains and wet to a Chinese restaurant and I had never tried hot mustard. I was about 11. We were waiting on the food and I was hungry so I took a big spoonful of that mustard and immediately ran to the bathroom! I think I drank water from that faucet for ten minutes! 😂😂 When I came out I know my face was worse for wear. I have never had hot mustard since. I stick with Duck Sauce. 😂👍
My first time in a Chinese restaurant the same sort of thing happened. Added some mustard to whatever I ordered. Drained every glass of ice water on the table.
I remember watching somebody do that at a Chinese restaurant one time. It was an older gentleman. They almost called the ambulance for the poor man. I stay away from that hot mustard and Chinese restaurants now too.
There was a playground in my town that had one of those gerbil wheels. It was wooden. It was great. There's three or four of us in there, running as fast as we could to one person would fall down and then we all just go flying around and around like a gerbil. We'd laugh so hard and then get up and do it again.
This keeps coming up so I'd just like to set this straight - the proper amount of sodium for an adult is 7,000mg to 10,000mg per day. These are the intake levels consistent with the lowest all-cause mortality rates from a HUGE study. People - please stop demonizing salt and sodium intake - it is absolutely essential for life. And sodium chloride (table salt) is only 39.6% sodium - so to get the proper amount of sodium daily from only table salt you would need to consume about 20,000mg a day of table salt.
^^This, plus I believe that the link made between sodium intake and high BP is based in lazy, flawed science. Sure, it is prudent not to over-indulge, but sodium is a crucial ion in regulating heart rhythm; the other 2 are potassium and calcium.
That last clip reminded me of when I took my wife to the local quick care last week. The form I had to fill out said: " gender assigned at birth." I scratched the "assigned at birth part and wrote, "That's offensive" above it.
@@jbrou123 Because there are only two choices. Condoning a mental disorder by making everyone complicit is wrong. I am offended by liars. I am offended by needing to play along with the lie. If *you* are not offended, perhaps it is *you* who are confused about your gender. Let me alleviate your confusion; you are either male or female, with the possible exception of hermaphrodites or mules.
I’d be dumping her childish butt at the nearest bus stop. I don’t see the point of intentionally annoying your spouse. He’s her husband, not her brother.
As far as the McDonald's napkins.. Go ahead and grab them.. I was making my own drink at the drink station, and I saw an employee gather up all the scattered lids on the stainless counter and shove them back into the lid dispenser... :( Yea.. Those napkins will end up back in the 'safe napkin zone'.. JS
So when i saw the clip of the guy with the sofa on his head it reminded me of a story i heard from a friend i know on twitch who lives in Vietnam, so he said he wouldnt be able to stream for a few days as he was moving to another apartment and he wasnt on for like 2 weeks time. So he got back on streaming and he talked about moving a bit and that he was done now. So i asked him "what was the worst part of moving?" and he said "taking the fridge on a bike for 15 miles". He had taken everything he owned in that apartment piece by piece on a bike to his new apartment 15 miles away. No wonder it took him 2 weeks.
Sounds very similar to parts of Africa. They can somehow manage to carry massive loads on a bicycle that's barely big enough for an adult to ride, upwards of 30 miles. Some of them do it daily. 15-30 miles on a bike is ALOT further than many people realize, especially on unpaved roads in the blazing heat.
The woman at 9:40 sounds like Rick Grimes pronouncing Carl. Andrew Lincoln did a good’Merican accent, but how he stretched Carl into a three syllable word always made me laugh.
The only thing worse than going to Home Depot a second time to get something you forgot is going to Home Depot a single time to get one piece, then getting home and realizing you already had everything you needed -- you just didn't read the instructions and installed it wrong.
My hubby is like wtf? We came here for one thing....I'm like yes just one thing...uuugggg. Nnnoooo not another isle 😮 we need a woman's chair like the men have in malls😏
I work at Lowe’s and I had a lady asked me one day where my caulk was and she definitely caught me off guard cause paused for a while before answering her lol 😂
Any "wasabi" you get outside of japan is in all likelihood just green-tinted Horseradish paste. The chef was looking out for y'all because horseradish is BAD by itself.
Hahaha, naw, since my daughter is almost 4 and not in school yet, I wake up early as hell in the morning with my hubby so we can actually have conversations and drink our coffee in peace, and then when he leaves to go to work, THEN I try to get some cleaning done, but usually I just watch you and finish off the coffee pot, lmao
I’ve thought it would be smart for large department stores to put the power tool section right beside the women’s clothing section. That way when the wife buys dresses the husbands buy tools, seams fair to me. 😂😂
Not a bad idea. And "seams" is an ironically appropriate misspelling in this case. But if I had a wife, you can guarantee I'd be helping her shop for lingerie.
@@gotdangedcommiesitellyahwa6298 I know, one year my wife bought me a really frilly picnic basket for my birthday, of course I said thank you. When her birthday came up I bought her a ladder, she laughed. She was definitely a keeper. 😂😂
the snail made me so sad D: I had a pet snail for 2 years, looked just like that. they're so gentle and "seem" inquisitive just by the way they have to investigate everything. surprisingly faster than you probably think, though.
Obviously or she wouldn't be making the video. But it wouldn't be funny if there wasn't some truth in it and there are definitely some girls who think like that. Especially the "if I don't buy something I just made $50 and I can go spend it elsewhere" and "if it's 50% off i am losing money if I don't buy it".
Thank you for your show. I swear, with all the insanity going on, you have no clue how much your show helps get me through the day. And yes, get some damn T-shirts! lol
6:40 - I completely understand this as I was traveling on a flight with only a carry-on bag and had a tool to fix my girl's sink and it was over 7 inches long, which is apparently against FAA rules. The TSA told me that I had to go back to the check-in and check it as checked baggage for storage under the plane. It was a faucet wrench!!!!! Not a knife! no sharp parts! Not even a toothbrush with a sharpened end on it!! I could literally do more harm with the Biscott snacks they give you on the plane.
Joke's on Zed: if your application requires me to list pronouns, I won't submit it, because I have no desire to work for a place that requires pronouns.
7:32 I once had a sales associate ask me how my day was going and I told them, "I'm in the plumbing section at 9 pm buying copper fittings and solder. How do you think my day is going?"
A simple fix for “caulk” is to call it “caulking”. Wiki says this is the less-frequent version, but I’ve never heard it said any other way. Probably for this exact reason.
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Zed bro your awesome i work 3rd shift and i always get to watch your videos right before i crash for the day and you make me laugh so hard i cry and it helps me sleep so well thank you bro 😂
I bought my first brand new washer and dryer a year ago and had them delivered to my house. Guy goes to set it up and asks me for the washer hoses and the power cord to the dryer. I'm like I just spent over a thousand dollars and I had to buy a power cord for my dryer and hoses for my washer. I was pissed. 1k and it doesnt even come with the 1 thing that actually makes them work????
@11:50 it's an empty phone case...
Here are my pronouns for the application:
Phu / Kyu / Too
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And the award for laziest paid troll goes to Mr.goblineus.
Employers do everything they can to avoid hiring troublemakers. Putting personal pronouns on a resumé telegraphs that you are going to be difficult, entitled, and disruptive.
No matter how well qualified a person is, if they indicate that they are going to be a problem, they will not be hired.
And that's as it should be. People didn't used to do this pronoun stupidity because they knew who they were. Being another gender wasn't an option, thank God.
@@cathoderaytube7497 This pronoun nonsense, as well as most other aspects of the pretend identity theater that's being inflicted on society is nothing more than immature people trying to get attention by manufacturing ways to make everyone else acknowledge that they're special. In addition, it is a way to control others and dictate what they can/cannot say, if they want to participate in society. It is pure passive-aggressive behavior. This is a sign of a dying civilization. It must stop.
Not really true. Pronouns are just the progressive, enlightened thing that liberal college kids put on their resumes. If they say "xir" or something that might be an indication of a problem. But just putting pronouns is a pretty typical thing now.
They won't be hired unless the company has a DIE Co-ordinator lurking about the place.
You think calling the unhoused is funny? I think its funny calling them homeless. Back in the day they called them bums.
My dad retired many years ago, but before that, he was a banker for something like 35 years, a good portion as a senior executive loan officer, Senior vice president, and finally a president of a branch. He told me to never get a tattoo or piercings (I'm a guy), because those indicate to people like my dad, who's job description includes the hiring of new upper management, will 100% see that as a mark of someone who's rebellious, lacks work ethic, and will most likely not be a team player. Also significantly more likely to have a sexual harassment lawsuit, come in stoned/drunk, and over all be a massive detriment to the business.
Now, it's illegal to discriminate and refuse a hire based on such superficial attributes. HOWEVER, the legal work-around is to simply say they found someone more qualified/suitable for the job, which is in fact true, AND, can not be used as an admission of discrimination. Make no mistake, though, it's 100% because of your tats, weird piercings, and especially today, your unsightly hair dye/cuts, and use of pronoun bullshit.
Things someone like my dad will really be impressed by are things that show you're a team player, hard worker, and respect command structure. So top of the list is if you have an honorable discharge from the military. That's gonna put you ahead of most applicants. If you've successfully run a small business, even if it's a side hustle, that looks really good, too, because it demonstrates initiative, responsibility, and good work ethic. If you participate in charities, especially church charities, that looks amazing, too, especially if you coordinate it. Being a troop leader for the Boy Scouts or Girl Scouts also wins enormous favor, as it demonstrates leadership, family values, and willingness to take responsibility.
My brothers and I have greatly benefited from my dad's insights from his time in executive positions. Also his financial teachings/guidance. I wish more people had such insight. Maybe then they'd think twice about doing/saying retarded shit. I'm gonna tell you right now, for most companies, nobody gives a fuck what your sexual orientation is, and prefer not to know. They just want you to do your job description, at the very least. Do that, and keep your mouth shut, and you will do fine in the corporate world. If you wanna be a freak, start your own business. Nobody's stopping you but you.
Doing your job description isn't normal anymore
Being the lowest common denominator is
Yes follow your orders and do as your told
The flip side of course is there no corporation that is worthy of your loyalty or respect. It is a two way street between employer and employee and corporations have shown their colors for generations now.
As a female retired math teacher that girl math is pretty accurate. Some of the reasoning I’ve heard would blow my mind. The hard part was trying not to scream you’re an idiot.
Women: "The stereotype that women are bad with money is not only grossly untrue, but insanely misogynistic!"
Same women in the comments of the 'girl math' video, AKA the justification for horrible money management video. : "Yaaas queen!" and "Omg that is so me! But that math is totally accurate! 🤪"
That girl thinks no different than a politician. 😂
Pretty sure it's just American girl math. I don't think they're that dumb in any other country (some are, but it's not nearly as common).
@@hidel308not a coincidence
Women vote for endless entitlements, especially single ones and ESPECIALLY old single ones.
As a woman, I'd just like to say we ain't all like that. Some of us buy food, pay bills, get gas in our car, and guilt trip our selves for going to the thrift store when we need a new pair of work pants once a year.
I did the math!!!!!
With the money sent to Uke we could have given every PERSON, not every "household", $122k!!!!! The entire population of the island. Not just the affected.
Love the cop’s laugh over the window
The woman's comments on interviewing candidates was spot on. Part of my interview process is to look up the candidates social media postings. This is a good way to filter out those people that are not likely to be a good fit in our work environment. It has saved me from future pain many times.
For those that never had a social media account?
@@lorireed8046 I would consider people with no social media account highly.
What do employers think, when an applicant has zero social media?
@@elgoog7830probably hire them immediately because they don't waste their life online
@@elgoog7830 Exactly what I was asking
The first clip was the definition of "I'm too old to care about this"
Old white liberals doing nothing while blacks tear down the country... That's just a standard day in blue cities/states.
That many savages around, he certainly doesn't care much for his life.
It is what it is.
He should of tapped the brakes when she went for her next sip.
Zeducation is my three times a week comedy relief...I NEED to laugh to keep me calm when dealing with all the morons out there. So buddy, I am not holding back! 🤪
Hey Tyler aka Mr. Zed,
Ive been in the hospital for several months. I look forward to you videos every Tuesday, Thursday and Sunday. No matter how crappy my day is going no matter how mich pain Im in watching your videos always puts me in a better mood and is helping me get through this tough time. I actualy postponed my surgery for a few.minutes till my video was done. Ahahaha. Just wanna say keep up the great work keep the videos.coming and thank you for making me laugh and smile through these tough times!!!!
I hope that you’ll feel better soon.
Sending you praise for your strength.
Cheers
🙏🙏🙏 safe surgery bro
Feel better soon ❤
Best of luck to you!
Keep smiling bro!
To avoid embarrassment, just use the word "caulking" - (CALL-king). There...no more awkward miscommunication. Just don't ask for a good caulking. 🤣
Victoria's Secret used to be cool, my wife would sit me down outside the changing room and I would go into the room when she wanted me to look at what she was wearing, to get my approval/opinion (also I would stand guard to make sure no one barged in on her). But now they won't let any men within 20' of the rooms, unless they claim to be trans or drag queens and they're shopping for themselves (ugh). So last time we told the girl we're trying on things *together* and they cheerfully let me into the area without hesitation. Society is screwed.
Humorist Robert Benchley wrote a column submission in a newspaper in the 1930s in which he discussed exactly this kind of behavior. He used the example of photos of riots and revolutions in the papers, and how there is ALWAYS a cheerful, smiling man in the picture, absentmindedly checking his watch or just taking a stroll without a care, while buildings fall, fires rage and revolutionaries and soldiers exchange shots.
I’ll be one of ‘em, except for the fact I ain’t gonna be near a city as it’s burning down. I’ll be smiling out in the boons though. Rest assured.
That old guy is next level - reading the Zeducation in print when all of us plebs have to use the internet
Yes …..he is so old school .
It's the new e paper. Made to be interactive and was featured in Turok
I remember a couple years ago, there was an active shooter in Tulsa Oklahoma. It was in a shopping center. At one point, the police officer runs through a Cici’s pizza and on his body cam everyone in the restaurant is ducking behind counters, except this old couple, probably in their 80’s. They were still just sitting at their table eating their pizza. No fs given. If it’s our time, it’s our time.
Just eatin' dinner...
@@adorabledeplorable5105And all those young people were smart enough to leave him alone. I've only seen one other person that calm, and that was the guy who kept on eating while the restaurant, and all the customers around him were getting robbed.
Trying to relax here on the couch after a long day and tyler has to say "Thursday is garbage day." Now I have to get my butt up and do that. Thanks.
I had to go get my clothes out of the dryer.
@@robnunurbiznezz7618I like your style
The bit with the snail if such a perfect representation of my everyday life lol
No one has ever deserved a slice of humble pie as much as the one lizzo got from a golf cart.
Call me a nerd, but I automatically thought of Skyrim. If you push a loose cart into any object, it goes flying across the screen at Mach speed. Unfortunately, her superior mass prevented that from happening. Hope the cart and pavement were okay.
The last thing she needs is another slice of pie
@gotdangedcommiesitellyahwa6298 as long as you push the cart into Naseem, it's totally worth it...
@@nunyadambusiness6902 I usually just quick save and proceed to bodyslam him into the nearest vendor booth.
Unfortunately, people like her are honestly incapable of recognizing Kharma no matter what.
It's like a mental disability, it's insane. If anything, that event reassured herself, in her mind, that she's "beautiful and amazing how she is".
She couldn't put it together when calling others fat.
There is a man more angry than the man standing in line at Lowes buying one thing.
It's the guy buying one thing, who is paying cash, standing in line at the only checkout that takes cash, waiting for someone using a credit card and having trouble making it work, while there are two card only checkouts available.
Equally frustrating is going to the gas station and paying with cash. There is usually someone ahead in line buying a stack of lottery tickets or an unpopular pack of smokes that the cashier has to spend several minutes hunting for.
@@ILGuy2012 What makes that even more annoying is you could literally walk behind the counter and point out the location of said item, yet they still somehow manage not to find it. IT'S RIGHT F'ing THERE!!!
That old guy in the park leaves his hearing aids at home, and can only see 12 inches in front of his face. We’re in the middle of the apocalypse and he’s living his best life.
That is funny; but vision deteriorates the other way around.
I told my son, "Any repair will take at least three trips to the hardware store."
He recently said, "You're right. Knowing I'm normal helps keep me calm."
It was advice my father gave me decades ago, and it's still true today.
If you're going back, it means you know what you need.
me when it took me 5 though to be fair two of them where pure stupidity in finding i needed other tools to reattach compared to detaching
@samcan9997 The less you know, tho more laps you go.
The first time I installed a tub and did the tile, it took twenty trips. The second time I knew what a bull-nose tile was, and also the difference between a left-handed tub and a fight handed tub.
There is a joy in doing it yourself. Good luck!
1:20 - her teeth might be another reason people keep her away from coffee, she's clearly had a lot already
Tyler, Meg and Deev,
Y’all have gotten me through the insanity of the past several years and helped me stay strong and keep my sense of humor. I work at a university and have brought the logic and humor to the office to help people see how ridiculous woke is. I’ve stood my ground and loudly sounded my voice so others could knew they can speak up and weren’t alone. I telecommute on Tuesday and Thursday and each Tues/Thurs/Sun my dog Lucky had a routine known as “Rucks, are you ready to drink coffee and get Zeducated?” To which he would excitedly run over to his couch and plop down and get comfy and affectionately watch me laugh hysterically for 20 or so minutes. Lucky passed away yesterday from Degenerative Spinal Myelopathy and now you all will help me through my grief. I just realized what an important role y’all play in my life and wanted to say thank you so very much. Tammy
Tammy, you sound like a great person who deserves another dog when the time is right. You’ll know when that time comes. 😊
God bless Rucks and may he rest in peace! Zed’s gotten me through some tough times as well. Keep up the good fight, man, you’re not alone!!!
Thank you ❤️
America Strong 💪🏼 ❤️
So sorry for your loss ❤ Be comforted knowing you always took care of him with love.
The same people who want us to say Lizzo is beautiful are fat-shaming Keanu Reeves. Yes, thats right: Keanu Reeves... a man who is pencil-thin!
(And that wedding thing: that was a LARGE horse, likely a Shire)
Most likely a Percheron. More common breed here in the US and they are also very large.
The anger the guy at Home Depot felt is nothing compared to a mechanic and you have to rely on the 16yo to actually get you the part you asked for!
On a side note I am no longer allowed in advanced 😂
Don't even attempt auto zone then
I love how part stores now ask what the basic part on the counter is, and if I have their part number for it. (Visible frustration)
Yes, definitely take it out on the untrained teenager in his second week at his first job. That will make sure it gets better next time. These kids should be made to suffer when they don't get it right every time.
@matthewhardin651 I am a professional mechanic, not a professional parts person, I need them for their parts system knowledge. That way I'm not driving up my customers' costs, or donating time, doing a job somebody else hired on to do at a multitude of companies with different parts systems.
I always have Vin, spec, size, brand, model, etc. ready, but at some point they need to do their job.
2/3 of my time is now finding parts, was the opposite just 2yrs ago.
There are legitimate reasons this happened, but it's still frustrating
Yep! Just put my kids to bed, hubby and dogs too and now just sitting enjoying the silence watching Zeducation 😂❤
Wanna know the secret to a happy marriage? I have been married for 35 years and never once have I gone shopping with my husband.😆
I’ve been married for 30 years. And my husband goes shopping with me all the time. My husband does not mind at all.
You’re missing out . I get a lot more stuff when my husband goes with me. I get better things when he is with me.
Me too! Why would you want him to come with you!
HOLLYGOLIGHTLY best advice i ever heard was from Micheal J Fox “ keep the fights clean amd the sex dirty ! “
been with mine for 25 years/3 kids !!!
take care , heres to another 35 for u and yours ❤🎉❤
@@canadian_chick2390 🤣thank you!!! Bless you and yours 🙏
That dude talking about Lowes/Home Depot is SO right! 😂
And that’s golf shot. Dang
right on when you do a plumbing jog yourself and you have the old parts with the new parts
Tyler: We grew up poor. Also Tyler: When we went on a cruise for vacation.. 😂 ; )
Only poor people go on cruises. Duh!
He didn't get the presidential suite.
Cruises are for poor people, me growing up thinking my neighbours were rich because they had fresh milk instead of powdered…
The Shark Tank splice had me rolling!
Bruh, seeing those forklifts at 8:15 brings back the memories. I remember when I used to drive those things around, having an unreasonable amount of fun while at it. If I zip-tied some labels in just the right way they would wave in wind as a drove, and that too made me surprisingly happy. Those were the days. Can't believe it's already been 2 weeks.
There was a very popular Mexican restaurant immediately next door to an equally popular Chinese buffet restaurant not far from my home. A handwritten sign was placed near the large self-serve wasabi bowl stating “THIS IS NOT GUACAMOLE” lol
We need a new Zeducation T-shirt: "Stay calm, share memes."
Thank you!!! I was just looking and yeah, where are the T-shirts? Hats mess up my hair! (lol, jk).
Tyler, Megan. and Deev
No.
@@vertyisprobablydead no to me? If so why?
America in the front.....In the back"How did you do? Did you laugh at all?" 🤪😂🤣😏
Speaking of not hiring , you need to find the video of the person complaining about not getting a job because of two facial tattoos. Obviously had nothing to do with multi colored hair , multiple facial piercings, something weird going on with her ( I’m assuming) teeth and - oh yeah- the fact that the whites of her eyes were tattooed black !
she was over qualified for the position.
The one with the empty seats is a bit like the airline one that had a female being interviewed saying they had made big improvements to reduce flight delays, then the camera pans up to the info board and it's full of cancelled and delayed flights.
I recognized those Danner boots and MarPat trousers immediately...
Semper Fi, and FU, snail!
Maybe the reason we do s**t like this is because we're used to our boot camp DIs screaming "TOO SLOW! GET BACK AND TRY AGAIN, CUPCAKE!" 😁
"If I makes you feel better, I uhh, don't know what you looked like before" 😂😂
The first one... jokes on her. Little does she know, her husband is driving her ass to the gym. Lol😂
That couple is not a looks match at all, I feel bad for the dude
@@Concerned.CitizenI’m just glad I’m not the only that was like Buzz your girlfriend woof! 🤢
That or the dentist.
@@gotdangedcommiesitellyahwa6298thats what I was comin to say🤣😂
@@Concerned.Citizen ..She is an odd looking creature,poor guy must have been desperate or gay trying to prove he is straight?!...
I always dated up never down!!
Got me on the "Surely that's offside" Then eff it, laughing at all of them after that.
I laughed hard at that one, and I know nothing about the game of kick ball.
I applaud that pronouns hiring clip, my closest dollar general didn't have a self-checkout counter put in until a colored hair boy and a Testosterone taking girl worked there for only a couple months, they never put anything on shelves, there was just carts with the boxes of stuff placed around the store near their shelves, and it was a 2/10 chance when going to checkout if they would be at or near registers, or visibly standing in the back room at the other end of the store playing on their phone.
I think we've been to the same store!
You mean a typical retail worker? They don't need to be your stereotypical blue haired liberals or trans to be lazy fucks. And that's especially true of any dollar store I've ever been in. What, you are shocked that a store that charges ultra low prices for cheap crap cuts corners on service?
💯 tell any ANY crazy BULLSHIT story and I guarantee Tyler had the EXACT same thing happen to Him!!! Lmao 🤣🤣🤣
The look on Tyler’s face when he saw the girl math video was hilarious 😂
Poor snail, I bet it had taken it an hour to get there, thinking, nearly home now lol. And the offside one and the homeless one were good too, made me laugh.
If that guy wasnt just making a "funny" video and he didn't immediately put the snail back on the right side, I think he's a sociopath and I don't really want him carrying a gun to "protect" us. I mean I guess we train Marines to be frickin killing machines. But that's just showing sadistic tendencies.
First time at a Japanese restaurant, I popped the little ball of 'guacamole' in my mouth and ate the whole thing. I was seeing stars and smoke was coming out of my ears.
I love wasabi; I've got a little tube of real,100% Japanese wasabi straight from Japan. I put a tiny dot on the edge of my plate and show it to every bite of roast beef I take. That little tube will last me for centuries.
I did that on a flight to Japan , I wanted to freak out but just had to deal with it quietly
Whoever put that snail back further deserves a court martial lol
A true Garden would kill it and feed it to the duck
That is a negative.
Haha. I thought he was going to put a circle of salt around that snail
Lol
At 7:09, when the guy tells the homeless dude "actually, it's 'unhoused'..." is EXACTLY what Trudeau did to the young girl when he cut her off mid-question as she said 'mankind' and he said "actually, we prefer the term 'people-kind'."
To the woman trying to buy caulk; bless your heart.
The old man is a role model.
It's a hard balance. We should all try to be involved and informed but there are just things outside of our control. When it happens it's better to prioritize a book (memes) over stressing about chaos we can't stop
@@IchNachtLiebe Being semi-deaf probably helps with "ignoring a lot of BS". Sadly I am still pretty good at hearing (at 56).
Last of a Breed.
@@Muck006huh
There comes a time when watching stupid people isn't as entertaining as it used to be
The squeaky noise that you hear coming from that poor guys car is his brakes going out... and he is fully aware and praying they go out sooner than later 🤞🙏🤞😂
It’s not brakes
Cannot wait to see Tyler on Dev's People of Walmart. Lol
Bag fries - yes. Side napkin - HELL NO! 😂
3:26 lady, what have YOU done. You don't have the face for it and you know it. You got what you asked for.
She asked for curtain bangs. She got what she wanted, only that the curtains are opened.
Great show Tyler! That boy eating the wasabi reminded me of the time we were on vacation in Virginia mountains and wet to a Chinese restaurant and I had never tried hot mustard. I was about 11. We were waiting on the food and I was hungry so I took a big spoonful of that mustard and immediately ran to the bathroom! I think I drank water from that faucet for ten minutes! 😂😂 When I came out I know my face was worse for wear. I have never had hot mustard since. I stick with Duck Sauce. 😂👍
My first time in a Chinese restaurant the same sort of thing happened. Added some mustard to whatever I ordered. Drained every glass of ice water on the table.
Mix the hot mustard with duck sauce. 1 part mustard with 49 parts duck. Makes for good dipping sauce.
It is great for clearing out a stuffed nose. During a cold is when I eat some.
I remember watching somebody do that at a Chinese restaurant one time. It was an older gentleman. They almost called the ambulance for the poor man. I stay away from that hot mustard and Chinese restaurants now too.
There was a playground in my town that had one of those gerbil wheels. It was wooden. It was great. There's three or four of us in there, running as fast as we could to one person would fall down and then we all just go flying around and around like a gerbil. We'd laugh so hard and then get up and do it again.
The golf cart literally Neighed and balked at lizzo tying to ride.
The girl with the curtain bangs must've gone to her stylist and said: "Give me the Dwight Schrute" lol
This keeps coming up so I'd just like to set this straight - the proper amount of sodium for an adult is 7,000mg to 10,000mg per day. These are the intake levels consistent with the lowest all-cause mortality rates from a HUGE study.
People - please stop demonizing salt and sodium intake - it is absolutely essential for life.
And sodium chloride (table salt) is only 39.6% sodium - so to get the proper amount of sodium daily from only table salt you would need to consume about 20,000mg a day of table salt.
^^This, plus I believe that the link made between sodium intake and high BP is based in lazy, flawed science. Sure, it is prudent not to over-indulge, but sodium is a crucial ion in regulating heart rhythm; the other 2 are potassium and calcium.
Zed a true Renaissance man hearing the car issues lol
Except it sounded like something they were transporting. Not a belt or something.
That last clip reminded me of when I took my wife to the local quick care last week. The form I had to fill out said: " gender assigned at birth." I scratched the "assigned at birth part and wrote, "That's offensive" above it.
Were they offended, that you were offended, by their offensive form?
Why would you be offended by them asking if you were born male or female, unless you are one of those that are confused about your gender?
@@jbrou123 Because there are only two choices. Condoning a mental disorder by making everyone complicit is wrong. I am offended by liars. I am offended by needing to play along with the lie.
If *you* are not offended, perhaps it is *you* who are confused about your gender. Let me alleviate your confusion; you are either male or female, with the possible exception of hermaphrodites or mules.
@@jbrou123the offensive part is the wording of the question. We were not assigned a gender at birth. Our gender was observed at birth.
Immediately after the video ended Coffee girl’s husband intentionally sped into the rear of a stopped semi. As would most of us.
That was pretty bad. I have no words other than yuk!
I’d be dumping her childish butt at the nearest bus stop. I don’t see the point of intentionally annoying your spouse. He’s her husband, not her brother.
At the very least, Im slamming on the brakes the next time she takes a drink!😈
Other options, speak for yourself.
Ya I was thinking a bridge embutment or a telephone pole to slam into
As far as the McDonald's napkins.. Go ahead and grab them.. I was making my own drink at the drink station, and I saw an employee gather up all the scattered lids on the stainless counter and shove them back into the lid dispenser... :( Yea.. Those napkins will end up back in the 'safe napkin zone'.. JS
20:00 Hey! "A penny saved is truly a penny earned" - Benjamin Franklin gets it.
I lost.. the deadpan "surely he's offside" did me in.
I love all y'all! I needed this today 😊 much love from Kentucky! ❤
Humor helps the soul heal.
Much love to everyone from Virginia. 👍
I just laughed lol
So when i saw the clip of the guy with the sofa on his head it reminded me of a story i heard from a friend i know on twitch who lives in Vietnam, so he said he wouldnt be able to stream for a few days as he was moving to another apartment and he wasnt on for like 2 weeks time. So he got back on streaming and he talked about moving a bit and that he was done now. So i asked him "what was the worst part of moving?" and he said "taking the fridge on a bike for 15 miles". He had taken everything he owned in that apartment piece by piece on a bike to his new apartment 15 miles away. No wonder it took him 2 weeks.
Sounds very similar to parts of Africa. They can somehow manage to carry massive loads on a bicycle that's barely big enough for an adult to ride, upwards of 30 miles. Some of them do it daily. 15-30 miles on a bike is ALOT further than many people realize, especially on unpaved roads in the blazing heat.
Great advice, "Your a pee-on, you do what your told and no more." Only losers would say to do that.
5:55 LOL why would those napkins be *any* different than the ones the employees stuffed into the dispenser? Also, hell no.
The woman at 9:40 sounds like Rick Grimes pronouncing Carl. Andrew Lincoln did a good’Merican accent, but how he stretched Carl into a three syllable word always made me laugh.
Car ro ol I have heard people say it like this! 😂😂😂😂
The only thing worse than going to Home Depot a second time to get something you forgot is going to Home Depot a single time to get one piece, then getting home and realizing you already had everything you needed -- you just didn't read the instructions and installed it wrong.
My hubby is like wtf? We came here for one thing....I'm like yes just one thing...uuugggg. Nnnoooo not another isle 😮 we need a woman's chair like the men have in malls😏
Or going to get one fitting, then getting home and see 3 of them in your tool box.
@@jbrou123 awe. That sucks 🤪
I work at Lowe’s and I had a lady asked me one day where my caulk was and she definitely caught me off guard cause paused for a while before answering her lol 😂
@8:35 Wrong Tyler. That guy looking to work HARD, will make something of his life.
Any "wasabi" you get outside of japan is in all likelihood just green-tinted Horseradish paste. The chef was looking out for y'all because horseradish is BAD by itself.
Hahaha, naw, since my daughter is almost 4 and not in school yet, I wake up early as hell in the morning with my hubby so we can actually have conversations and drink our coffee in peace, and then when he leaves to go to work, THEN I try to get some cleaning done, but usually I just watch you and finish off the coffee pot, lmao
I’ve thought it would be smart for large department stores to put the power tool section right beside the women’s clothing section. That way when the wife buys dresses the husbands buy tools, seams fair to me. 😂😂
Not a bad idea. And "seams" is an ironically appropriate misspelling in this case. But if I had a wife, you can guarantee I'd be helping her shop for lingerie.
@@gotdangedcommiesitellyahwa6298 I know, one year my wife bought me a really frilly picnic basket for my birthday, of course I said thank you. When her birthday came up I bought her a ladder, she laughed. She was definitely a keeper. 😂😂
Sittin' watching zeducation while my robot vacuum mops the floor. I'm working hard today
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It's more work babysitting those things, while they constantly ram into the same chair for 45 minutes.
Those robots are just mapping out your house and selling the data 😮
@@scabcrawler632 I feel sorry for whoever bought that info
@@scabcrawler632 True, but the jokes on them. Their "map" will be one giant couch or chair.
the snail made me so sad D:
I had a pet snail for 2 years, looked just like that. they're so gentle and "seem" inquisitive just by the way they have to investigate everything. surprisingly faster than you probably think, though.
The everything free lady was clowning ya Tyler, that was funny as hell😂
Obviously or she wouldn't be making the video. But it wouldn't be funny if there wasn't some truth in it and there are definitely some girls who think like that. Especially the "if I don't buy something I just made $50 and I can go spend it elsewhere" and "if it's 50% off i am losing money if I don't buy it".
Nothing better than forgetting what day it is and being surprised by a zed video!
Haha that just happened to me too!
@@katie3657 did you see he posted a bonus video too?
@@trackydoo ohhh thank you!!! Yay
Thank you for your show. I swear, with all the insanity going on, you have no clue how much your show helps get me through the day. And yes, get some damn T-shirts! lol
The dude with the couch. I'd pay him the delivery fee just to have him do it.
6:40 - I completely understand this as I was traveling on a flight with only a carry-on bag and had a tool to fix my girl's sink and it was over 7 inches long, which is apparently against FAA rules. The TSA told me that I had to go back to the check-in and check it as checked baggage for storage under the plane. It was a faucet wrench!!!!! Not a knife! no sharp parts! Not even a toothbrush with a sharpened end on it!! I could literally do more harm with the Biscott snacks they give you on the plane.
Phew... Almost made it through... but the offside guy though... BOL!!
Tyler logic: I will make you put your pronouns on your work application and if you do, I’m not hiring you……true story
That's just a walking HR nightmare.
My pronouns are NA/NA/NA (NA: not applicable)
Joke's on Zed: if your application requires me to list pronouns, I won't submit it, because I have no desire to work for a place that requires pronouns.
@@katieinhops5163 - You and I are very similar, except mine are: NA/NA/NA/NA/NA/NA/NA/NA/BATMAN!
Idc
David Spade is correct, never grab napkins laying out because someone (not an employee) obviously touched them. Those are sacrificial napkins.
Man, he really took a fall. He's eating at McD's and on TikToc. What happened to him?
@@jbrou123 😂🤣😂 It is pretty crazy how many people love that crap!!
You and Deev have so many stories lmao. As do we all. 😂
I usually chuckle once or twice. Today you got me to laugh quite a few times. Good job.
YT recommended I watch this again..
14:23 ..thanks you YT. lmao
that clip is hilarious!
did you notice that he crashed through a windsheild and didnt even spill his drink, Julian style
He may not be a pro golfer, but he is a pro drinker.
I always end up watching your videos while I’m pooping, I guess if I laugh to hard and fart I’m already here anyway lol
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TMI 🚫
The “ girl math “ gal must be a college professor of math .
Tyler trying not to laugh at Lizzo anchoring the car, looks like Mitch McConnell at a press conference trying to not go into the light.
Target was charging top dollar for mediocre merchandise. A little panache, but we were being slightly taken with every purchase.
That's a real Stamos moment. If you were wondering.
Yes. I seriously am sitting here watching zeducation right after putting the kids to bed, relaxing after a long day.
"you'll just be sitting there forever... Bed, Bath, and Beyond... that's another one..."
Should we tell him... just how true that now is?
No, wait until it becomes overly obvious like Kamala referencing Kinko's
7:32 I once had a sales associate ask me how my day was going and I told them, "I'm in the plumbing section at 9 pm buying copper fittings and solder. How do you think my day is going?"
A simple fix for “caulk” is to call it “caulking”. Wiki says this is the less-frequent version, but I’ve never heard it said any other way. Probably for this exact reason.
Tyler Zed quote of the day. "He took a digger and almost made it"
I WISH I still felt like that when I drank coffee!!!!! Those were the days!!!!
I used to use 6-8 heaping table spoons of premium espresso, in my 12-14oz cup of coffee.
Drink 3 of those in about an hour. That will get you going.
I’ve never felt this way.
I used to get so hyper from coffee but that was about 20 years ago@@madtabby66
You’re an addict.
I laughed Tyler, always do...great job 😂
You cracked bad at
“Offside”
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I lost. Darn it. But all good as I needed a good laugh from all this craziness in the world. God bless you sir.