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  • @elmercoblentz9432
    @elmercoblentz9432 Год назад +537

    Nobody is scared of being alone in the dark, they’re afraid they’re not alone in the dark.
    Sorry! I didn’t, and still don’t remember who to credit this to.

    • @lorireed8046
      @lorireed8046 Год назад +16

      Exactly 💯🤣

    • @nannerl6243
      @nannerl6243 Год назад +21

      Good one!! Never thought of it this way.

    • @Andronicus87
      @Andronicus87 Год назад +10

      The McDonalds playground meme shoulda said. "The one time you wanted to stay behind bars." I remember playing in those as a kid and thats the face I would give my mom when she said c'mon it's time to go home. Through the bars.

    • @ArcticReaper1986
      @ArcticReaper1986 Год назад +2

      Mother of god🙄😒

    • @lisachapman6492
      @lisachapman6492 Год назад +2

      So true.

  • @zoph923
    @zoph923 Год назад +38

    Tyler read “James!” As Jamal. He should consider that eye appointment.

  • @JonMI6
    @JonMI6 Год назад +56

    To all those who laugh and never do the punishment, I salute you

    • @robs7798
      @robs7798 Год назад +1

      🙋‍♂

    • @Avengedse7enfold1
      @Avengedse7enfold1 Год назад +1

      And to those about to rock we salute you!

    • @bry756
      @bry756 Год назад +1

      That's everybody I think 😆

    • @livewireOrourke
      @livewireOrourke Год назад +1

      Well, the teacher laughs...so why can't the students?

  • @MarkRVillano
    @MarkRVillano Год назад +83

    The price on that steak in the freezer was actually ridiculously high for 2009; especially for a tough, dirt cheap cut like Eye of Round. This cut is typically used to make cube steaks, because it takes a sledge hammer to tenderize it. Anybody paying $4.18 a pound for that hunk of gristle back in 2009 was getting ripped off big time.

    • @jbrou123
      @jbrou123 Год назад +11

      MTE. I saw $3.63 and thought that's a good price, then I saw $4.18/lb. for eye of round.

    • @lorireed8046
      @lorireed8046 Год назад +3

      ​@@jbrou123Thank you for reading it! LOL I just saw the mess! 😂

    • @RichSobocinski
      @RichSobocinski Год назад +6

      I pay 4.99/lb at Costco for eye of round rn.

    • @maryronan8446
      @maryronan8446 Год назад +1

      I thought the price was 0.97 cents per pound??

    • @jbrou123
      @jbrou123 Год назад +4

      @@maryronan8446 It weighs 0.94 lbs, so at $4.18/lb makes it $3.93.

  • @JeffersonFrank756
    @JeffersonFrank756 Год назад +65

    He ripped the fridge door off cause his brother left him one pizza roll.

    • @gregn16
      @gregn16 Год назад +1

      That's AWESOME. We need ta keep that one going. 😅

    • @PsyloSatan
      @PsyloSatan Год назад +1

      Or his mom hid them in a empty bag of broccoli but he KNOWS they are in there somewhere and he's ripping everything but the broccoli bag apart looking for it. 🤣

    • @robertoseveno
      @robertoseveno Год назад

      He ripped of the fridge door because his keg of beer wouldn’t fit otherwise

  • @Sin_Alder
    @Sin_Alder Год назад +4

    It's nice to know I'm not the only one who sees the light. That apple cider is truly the ultimate fall beverage.

  • @Damo.C82
    @Damo.C82 Год назад +44

    There was also the one about Marilyn Manson having ribs taken out so he could play his own trouser trumpet lol 😂

    • @clescell6587
      @clescell6587 Год назад +7

      That's the one I remember. Lol

    • @E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-
      @E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E- Год назад +8

      Trouser trumpet! 😂😂😂😂

    • @jkutyna
      @jkutyna Год назад

      Except this actually happened. He donated his ribs to the museum of natural history in Chicago in the state of Illinois.

    • @iamgreen2964
      @iamgreen2964 Год назад

      that one is actually true

  • @dustinh4175
    @dustinh4175 Год назад +16

    Back when I was a kid they had a thing called a sony walkman that played a tape. When the music stopped you flipped the tape over and pressed the play button and the music would start again.

  • @Steve_P_B
    @Steve_P_B Год назад +24

    Anyone else think that it's funny how the joke of the naked running meme went completely unnoticed by Zed

  • @Kilgore6549
    @Kilgore6549 Год назад +92

    Tyler: Throw that expired pepper away!
    Also Tyler: That freeze-cooked steak looks pretty tasty.

    • @donadeavera9608
      @donadeavera9608 Год назад +4

      Chop it u and use it on soup.

    • @pricer39
      @pricer39 Год назад +2

      That there is WELL AGED BEEF. Normally have to pay extra for that.

    •  Год назад

      Probably have the same amount of flavour.

  • @Sabre2JZ
    @Sabre2JZ Год назад +149

    Zed: "I know you got that stack of DVDs next to you"
    Me: *Stares at my stack of VHS tapes on the entertainment center*

    • @martina21953
      @martina21953 Год назад +8

      And my VHS player that I have yet to hook up to my surround sound and TV.

    • @ArleneAdkinsZell
      @ArleneAdkinsZell Год назад +8

      What about the 8-track and records? gotta have them too.

    • @ballyastrocade5672
      @ballyastrocade5672 Год назад +9

      @@ArleneAdkinsZell I have all of the above. Plus reel-to-reel, cassette, and Laserdisc.

    • @josephgaviota
      @josephgaviota Год назад +10

      @@ArleneAdkinsZell At work, I was telling some of the young guys about that I have quite a lot of 45s at home.
      One of them says "I didn't know you had guns." Um, no, I was talking RECORDS-something else they don't really get.

    • @aguyfromnothere
      @aguyfromnothere Год назад +3

      Time to get them digitized before it's too late. Or if you are a little more risky....down load copies of the movies but keep the VHS as proof of license. Its still against the law but at least you have a reason.

  • @mria621
    @mria621 Год назад +14

    That pitcher you said was for tang or kool aid? At our house, that was where mom mixed the cans of concentrated orange juice. 😂

  • @ZombasticRex
    @ZombasticRex Год назад +85

    I imagine a sweet, innocent, little 7 year old Tyler. Sitting in front of the TV, watching Dragon Ball Z, eating candy corn, just loving life, when his 9 year old friend, who failed a grade or two comes in and says, candy corns suck, they're for girls. Now let's watch Chucky.
    He was scarred for life.

    • @spaomalley
      @spaomalley Год назад +4

      At least he was/is a fan of DBZ, though DB Super sucks.

    • @ZombasticRex
      @ZombasticRex Год назад +3

      @@spaomalley I don't know either one very well. I was a GI Joe kid.

    • @jcmick8430
      @jcmick8430 Год назад +1

      Then he left one pizza roll left

    • @andrewrules231
      @andrewrules231 Год назад +2

      @@spaomalley DBZ sucks its just a hundred episodes of 2 guys yelling at each other about how hard they are going to punch and then the episode ends and no one ever actually fights or does anything and you need to tune in next week to see them move another half inch

    • @ZombasticRex
      @ZombasticRex Год назад

      @@andrewrules231 I was thinking about cartoons from the time. Maybe he was watching care bears. I think you missed the point.

  • @TNTom67890
    @TNTom67890 Год назад +13

    @10:14 the reason why all the stores are pushing that "Donate $5" or "Round up to donate the change" is because they get to claim that donation on their TAXES!

  • @axxura5286
    @axxura5286 Год назад +15

    any1 else still remember the can's of frozen juice you would put in pitchers?

    • @connieburns4837
      @connieburns4837 8 месяцев назад

      They DO still make those you know. 😂

  • @MarkRVillano
    @MarkRVillano Год назад +75

    I came to the conclusion many years ago that on a 60 mile long commute in rush hour traffic, driving like a total jackwagon, continually changing lanes, tailgating, cutting people off, and speeding up so that other drivers can't get in in front of you shaves an average of 32 seconds off your overall time. I can't tell you the number of times I blew past a "slowpoke" early in a trip, only to see him pull up behind me after I had been sitting at the the first light off the exit ramp for less than a minute.

    • @fredk.2001
      @fredk.2001 Год назад +5

      Sometimes those 30 seconds REALLY count.

    • @AndSaveAsManyAsYouCan
      @AndSaveAsManyAsYouCan Год назад +16

      O.P. is correct. However, when you drive 750+ miles in a trip it makes a difference. Setting the cruise control to 77 (in a 70) and only getting out of left lane when the real speeders get behind you saves quite a bit of time.

    • @marbellaotaiza801
      @marbellaotaiza801 Год назад +4

      And they wonder why road rage is a thing...

    • @gordonhardwick9552
      @gordonhardwick9552 Год назад

      Dollar sign zed

    • @bullgravy6906
      @bullgravy6906 Год назад +2

      I’m that slowpoke. I’m notorious at work for it, yet I’m never late, never in a hurry, and get 20 miles per gallon in my V8

  • @herbderbler1585
    @herbderbler1585 Год назад +46

    The true enemy of midnight snacks is whoever convinced every single microwave manufacturer in the world to use that awful pushbutton door latch that sounds like you're dropping a small log into the kitchen sink. Some of them you can kinda cheat the latch quietly, but others seem to be perfectly engineered to guarantee maximum *KLONK.*

    • @deliarealtor
      @deliarealtor Год назад +2

      Also the beep when it’s done. Why 5 beeps?

    • @leetjohnson
      @leetjohnson Год назад +3

      ​@deliarealtor you can turn it off!!!!! Press the 2 button for at least 3 seconds....same to turn the beeps back on!

  • @youtubeconnollyfamily
    @youtubeconnollyfamily Год назад +10

    I’m 37 and I feel lucky that I was able to grow up in the 90s only because we were the last generation to know what fun was like as a child. All the generations before me knew what it felt like but if you’re in your 30s and 40s. You were the last generation to
    Have a great childhood. These days not so much.

  • @nathr7375
    @nathr7375 Год назад +318

    The Chucky series isn't scary, that's childs play.

    • @heidimichael1214
      @heidimichael1214 Год назад +7

      Ha

    • @kathyflorcruz552
      @kathyflorcruz552 Год назад +2

      Bar bottles like that are great collectors items! Themed basement/rec room bars used to be all the rage.

    • @andreshernandez1180
      @andreshernandez1180 Год назад +9

      Good one dad

    • @michaelhowell2326
      @michaelhowell2326 Год назад +10

      I don't know whether I should hate you for this or laugh at one of the best dad jokes ever.

    • @kj7792
      @kj7792 Год назад +4

      Why couldn't the Final Destination movies not last as long as Chucky and Screams.....Who wants a come back😏🙌

  • @pappyrandy870
    @pappyrandy870 Год назад +17

    Next summer will be my 50th high school reunion. One day in 11th grade math, the teacher wheeled in computer, monitor and IBM card reader. We spent two days writing a program to get it to say "hello", ask your name, wait for you to enter it on a keyboard. Then it would display "Hello Randy". That would be 1973. I'm so friggin' old, I remember when JFK was shot. When I was in high school, out home had a party line; us and three other houses shared it. You had to pick up the receiver, listen for other people , then dial your number. This is in Alaska, so all our TV programs were on a two week delay. Oh yeah, we arrived in Alaska on the date of the first moon landing. Yep, friggin' old!

    • @donadeavera9608
      @donadeavera9608 Год назад +4

      Got ya beat. I temember Eisenhower. I didn't got to public school because we were always traveling, but if I did, it would be my 66! I started college at 16.

    • @leahg3926
      @leahg3926 Год назад +1

      Me too, honey. 😂😂❤

    • @kj7792
      @kj7792 Год назад +4

      Not that old but, do remember the good old days Tv would end at midnight with the American flags and theme song to put me asleep😏

    • @jstantongood5474
      @jstantongood5474 Год назад +1

      Hello Randy? Wow. Wouldn't be able to use that as a name in the UK/Ireland or Australia.

    • @stephenmitchell3569
      @stephenmitchell3569 6 месяцев назад +1

      6 party phone, we had milk cow, still could find Indian head penny in your change and Buffalo nickel was normal change, yoyo was a new toy,, you could order a military pistol or rifle from back of the comic book.

  • @kerrysmc86
    @kerrysmc86 Год назад +6

    I lost it at the He- hive 😂

  • @eduardorivera4100
    @eduardorivera4100 Год назад +12

    Who remembers printing out directions and missing an exit! Paper doesn’t redirect!

    • @martina21953
      @martina21953 Год назад +1

      AAA Trip Ticks.

    • @kj7792
      @kj7792 Год назад +1

      The Atlas book. Was bigger then a Bible😂😆😜

    • @eduardorivera4100
      @eduardorivera4100 Год назад

      @@kj7792 hagstrom in my area

  • @chrisgenson2278
    @chrisgenson2278 Год назад +60

    Story time: I worked at Kmart about 15 years ago. Standard retail job. Nobody was in love with it, but overall, we did what we needed to. One day upper management decides all employees at all locations need to take a survey to see how everyone felt about Kmart. I know for a fact that no one at our store gave the job more than a 50% approval. Yet strangely, when the results came back, we were all expected to believe that it was the greatest job EVER! Never trust a survey.

    • @darwinjina
      @darwinjina Год назад +2

      my pet peeve is when they say that online survey is anonymous but as IT person you know that the username is populated with the record.

    • @chrisdouglass67
      @chrisdouglass67 Год назад +6

      I decided to skip the "anonymous" survey at work once. A few days later I got a message telling me it's mandatory and I had until the end of the day to complete it. If it were anonymous, they shouldn't have known if I didn't do it

    • @DH-xw6jp
      @DH-xw6jp Год назад +2

      ​@@darwinjinayeah, it's "anonymous" untill you say something corporate doesn't like. Then it gets Real, real quick.

  • @jasonspaulding1470
    @jasonspaulding1470 Год назад +2

    Tyler said Pat Benatar with such confidence LOL...(sigh).

  • @bobwestendorf3620
    @bobwestendorf3620 Год назад +44

    The girl in the red dress playing bass guitar isn’t Pat Benatar… it’s Tia Carerre in Wayne’s World.

    • @mohmoony3918
      @mohmoony3918 Год назад +7

      I remember when she had her own TV series for a short while, big hit with the teen boys. 😍

    • @Not-Great-at-Gaming
      @Not-Great-at-Gaming Год назад +9

      Schwiiing

    • @larrymead151
      @larrymead151 Год назад

      Knew it wasn't Pat without seeing her face because she has the boobs of a 12 year old boy. Had a hell of a time remembering Tia's name because she has the boobs 12year old boys dream of.

    • @kj7792
      @kj7792 Год назад +4

      He was joking 😃

    • @tophermav344
      @tophermav344 Год назад +5

      I wondered if I was missing an inside joke or something or if everyone was just going to let that one slide by. Because that was not Pat Benatar.... I knew I had to be missing a joke from the past.

  • @FLYBOY-eh5th
    @FLYBOY-eh5th Год назад +19

    Brittney can't cut it as a singer anymore, so she's auditioning for top chef at Benihana.

  • @tamrabarger9967
    @tamrabarger9967 Год назад +3

    No Tyler that orange pitcher has sweet tea in it if your from OKLAHOMA!! That's the only thing that pitcher was used for in my house growing up! If you put something else in it Mom would get pissed!!😂😂😂😂

  • @Smasho8000
    @Smasho8000 Год назад +4

    That's the sign Superman draws when he's feeling gangsta.

  • @fawnnamorse4721
    @fawnnamorse4721 Год назад +80

    I always found chuckie comical, not scary😂

    • @thegingergrasshopper3908
      @thegingergrasshopper3908 Год назад +5

      Watch them with the Spanish voice overs.
      It is just comedy gold.
      MCAA

    • @j-schnab6338
      @j-schnab6338 Год назад +3

      ​@@thegingergrasshopper3908 Dude I was just about to comment this! "Puta madre" is all I could catch but I was 💀

    • @michael_sharples
      @michael_sharples Год назад

      Yeah never got why people think it's scary. I was laughing my head off!

    • @billferner6741
      @billferner6741 Год назад

      ​@@thegingergrasshopper3908op

    • @dickJohnsonpeter
      @dickJohnsonpeter Год назад +1

      I guess you didn't have to watch those movies when you were five years old.

  • @sarahthompson8610
    @sarahthompson8610 11 месяцев назад +2

    Pat Benatar?!?!?!
    Is this an inside joke I missed?!?!
    🤔🤦🙄🤮
    Wayne's World, party on 🤘🤘🤘

  • @Ryanlawrence84
    @Ryanlawrence84 Год назад +39

    Tyler just FYI. On Android phones. You can make the little boxes any color you want. 😂

    • @victorialove9104
      @victorialove9104 Год назад +4

      I get a laugh, ok a smirk, everytime an iPhone user says to me "your android phone can do that?!"

    • @RichG542
      @RichG542 Год назад +2

      Exactly!!!😂

    • @marbellaotaiza801
      @marbellaotaiza801 Год назад

      ​@@victorialove9104 you laugh, you win!

    • @Mentallycheckedout365
      @Mentallycheckedout365 Год назад +2

      Exactly. Mine is purple 💜

    • @jeffharris7777
      @jeffharris7777 Год назад +1

      I use black for me and red for everyone else

  • @ronperkins7004
    @ronperkins7004 Год назад +8

    That morning the warranty ran out on the refrigerator.

  • @Jay_Fry
    @Jay_Fry Год назад +1

    I was told about Paul being Manson also That Mr. Rogers was a Sniper in Nam.

  • @jimnordblum1132
    @jimnordblum1132 Год назад +567

    Happy Sunday! May the Lord Jesus Christ bless you all !

  • @maxpower3144
    @maxpower3144 Год назад +17

    80s kids will definitely remember that playground equipment at McDonald's especially Arizona kids who wear shorts going down those metal slides in summertime😂🤣

    • @beauregardrippey5508
      @beauregardrippey5508 Год назад +2

      Burger King had the superior playground. Metal rollers instead of slides. Conveyor belts without the belt you could take the serving tray down em and do tricks n shit.

    • @maxpower3144
      @maxpower3144 Год назад

      @@beauregardrippey5508 😁

    • @maxpower3144
      @maxpower3144 Год назад +1

      I remember the old Metal merry-go-rounds those things were Medieval torture devices . All the kids would get on then the one spinning it would start spinning and not let them get off. Before you knew it kids were flying off that thing other kids would look like they were going to puke or pass out.😁😂🤣

  • @katherineganley7806
    @katherineganley7806 Год назад +24

    Thank you Zed for being our laugh & giggle in the midst of all the bs

  • @Mr.V1985
    @Mr.V1985 Год назад +65

    Not gonna lie. Some times I laugh at Tyler's laugh more often than some of the memes.

    • @robyneanderton9253
      @robyneanderton9253 Год назад +3

      I laughed because he laughed

    • @dwightropp3014
      @dwightropp3014 Год назад +3

      And Deev's laugh is even funnier!

    • @Mr.V1985
      @Mr.V1985 Год назад +1

      @@dwightropp3014 Very true hahahha

    • @rupertfergusson
      @rupertfergusson Год назад

      Never thought I would be saying this, but leave Brittney alone. She is a victim.

    • @dwightropp3014
      @dwightropp3014 Год назад +2

      @@rupertfergusson-- I assume you were shedding tears when you texted that.

  • @harmungus
    @harmungus Год назад +15

    That's not the early internet Marilyn Manson rumor I remember 😂

    • @joemartucci4786
      @joemartucci4786 Год назад +6

      Ah yes the old removed a rib thing lol...

    • @kj7792
      @kj7792 Год назад

      Satanic, first Emo I witnessed

  • @udontknowhoiambutiknowhereuliv
    @udontknowhoiambutiknowhereuliv Год назад +1

    I can’t believe people still don’t realize that professional sports are every bit as real as professional wrestling.

  • @hellfire66683
    @hellfire66683 Год назад +112

    How can Tyler mispronounce James as Jamaal?

    • @jjrusy7438
      @jjrusy7438 Год назад +22

      He needs glasses. He saw the "!" at the end and blurred it into an "L" lol

    • @johnglue1744
      @johnglue1744 Год назад +10

      Didn't he also say Tyler Swift?

    • @clescell6587
      @clescell6587 Год назад +14

      He also called the crawfish boil a "broil"..

    • @LuckkyCanuck
      @LuckkyCanuck Год назад +12

      This meme needed some diversity...

    • @angelwatcher374
      @angelwatcher374 Год назад +2

      IKR!

  • @winterwanderland
    @winterwanderland Год назад +24

    While my elderly mom was in the hospital, I was cleaning out her fridges, one being in the garage. She had a 5-year-old, unopened package of Hormel bacon in the fridge compartment, mind you not even in the freezer. It looked normal, so I risked opening it. It smelled normal, too. I've never bought Hormel bacon again.

    • @electrictofumuffins6384
      @electrictofumuffins6384 Год назад +8

      Bacon is cured meat so it should stay good.

    • @nadogrl
      @nadogrl Год назад

      @@electrictofumuffins6384 - They sell uncured bacon now, too. ❤

    • @hanableclarkgod
      @hanableclarkgod Год назад +1

      @@electrictofumuffins6384 I used to get bacon trimmings rather than strips because I could get three pounds for less than one pound of the strips. I stopped because I don't eat it fast enough. It'll go bad in a week.

    • @bullgravy6906
      @bullgravy6906 Год назад +3

      Sounds like the bacon did what it was made to do. I ate a block of cheese from the freezer that was wrapped in wax, it was from 1997 and this was part year

  • @Epsonblade
    @Epsonblade Год назад +2

    The Marilyn Manson's brother used to live in the house across the street from me when I first moved to FL back in 98. They invited us to hang out one night and it ended up being a "do the best jump off the roof into the pool trick you can" sort of night. Definitely fun times. Those guys were psychopathic and I loved it.

  • @maryronan8446
    @maryronan8446 Год назад +10

    ☠️The most terrifying show on Tv is MSM.☠️

  • @kimberlycakes7236
    @kimberlycakes7236 Год назад +95

    No Tyler, pitcher wasn't full of grape coolade or tang. It was full of SWEET TEA.

    • @mohmoony3918
      @mohmoony3918 Год назад +4

      I remember grape tang, it was dee-lish.

    • @kimberlycakes7236
      @kimberlycakes7236 Год назад +2

      @mohmoony3918 I remember it too. I also remember squoze. I think that's how it was spelled (like past tense of squeeze in the urban dictionary.) 🤔

    • @nickilewis8215
      @nickilewis8215 Год назад +6

      Ours was full of Lemonade lol

    • @beauregardrippey5508
      @beauregardrippey5508 Год назад +4

      Nope. Sangria

    • @thalonelygirl
      @thalonelygirl Год назад +8

      Yep I saw sweet tea.

  • @illusioNery
    @illusioNery Год назад +1

    A bouncy castle?!! WITH MY LUMBAGO ACTING UP?!!!

  • @gingeralexis5527
    @gingeralexis5527 Год назад +10

    As a kid, I would eat Tang like Fun Dip

    • @mohmoony3918
      @mohmoony3918 Год назад +3

      We used to make homemade popsicles out of tang in the summer.

  • @OmarGreeneotraPedroVerde
    @OmarGreeneotraPedroVerde Год назад +54

    Whenever a cashier asks me if I want to donate to a good cause, I state that I already donate to to a very good cause. When they ask me which one, I state "Me".

    • @geraldfrost4710
      @geraldfrost4710 Год назад +5

      "Round up for literacy?" asks the cashier.
      Grrrr!

    • @nibornnyw3185
      @nibornnyw3185 Год назад +2

      YeS, this is what I say, and then I ask THEM for a donation.

    • @robertmorris8997
      @robertmorris8997 Год назад +1

      I say, "Your corporation has more money than me. They can donate."

    • @barbaracrain2975
      @barbaracrain2975 Год назад

      AMEN!

    • @michaeljohnson7493
      @michaeljohnson7493 Год назад

      An amusing meme I saw one time had a cashier asking, "Did you find everything okay?" The reply is "What, are you hiding something?"

  • @melissac24
    @melissac24 Год назад +3

    Goodwill after they almost doubled their prices for stuff they get for free, "Would you like to round up to next dollar for the Goodwill mission?" How about NO!

  • @Mark_E_M
    @Mark_E_M Год назад +36

    For the last time, Tyler...cashiers have NO CHOICE to ask that. It is the MANAGEMENT MAKING them ask. Don't blame the cashiers...blame their managers. LOL

    • @KipdoesStuff
      @KipdoesStuff Год назад

      they chose the job, their fault.

    • @electrictofumuffins6384
      @electrictofumuffins6384 Год назад +2

      We all have a choice.

    • @BloodyBay
      @BloodyBay Год назад +1

      I rarely did the charity mooch, even if my manager was right there! What are they going to do, _fire_ you? When they're already understaffed? 😏

    • @spikespa5208
      @spikespa5208 Год назад

      Just the other day: "Care to donate?" No thanks. "It's okay, they make me say it."

  • @Istaphobic
    @Istaphobic Год назад +114

    Phoebe murdering Ross would've been a much better ending for Friends.

    • @m0t0b33
      @m0t0b33 Год назад +13

      well she did help him get back together with Rachel so.... close enough LOL

    • @blingbling574
      @blingbling574 Год назад

      I’d rather watch monkey videos than Friends.

    • @debby8428
      @debby8428 Год назад +5

      @@m0t0b33 yes! they deserve each other lol

    • @Mr.Howell78k
      @Mr.Howell78k Год назад +1

      I was born on the same exact day/year as Phebe. Maybe we were separated at birth?🤔🧐🤨

    • @marbellaotaiza801
      @marbellaotaiza801 Год назад +1

      ​@@Mr.Howell78k triplets? 🤯

  • @jacobsmith1367
    @jacobsmith1367 Год назад +1

    Marilyn Manson removing two rib cages was one growing up 😅

  • @robert.m4676
    @robert.m4676 Год назад +42

    Seeing Nancy at the beginning always puts a look on my face that couldn’t possibly be pleasant to see.

    • @AnnaBananaRepublic
      @AnnaBananaRepublic Год назад +7

      I typically rub my forearms together like a cricket

    • @onusgumboot5565
      @onusgumboot5565 Год назад +2

      I have to hurry up and skip past it. I wish he would find something else to open with.

    • @mothman-jz8ug
      @mothman-jz8ug Год назад +2

      Opposite here. I dislike that bee itch so much that I skip past the intro just to avoid seeing that disgusting thing.

    • @johnnytoobad4287
      @johnnytoobad4287 Год назад +1

      Deprresses me. I skip over it

    • @jasonsummit1885
      @jasonsummit1885 Год назад +1

      I skip past it and the punishment.

  • @philamfam
    @philamfam Год назад +27

    We run a small store here in the Philippines and Tang is a good seller. The most popular flavors are Pineapple, Dalandan, and Calamanci. Personally, I'll always remember the combination of Tang and Windmill Cookies they gave at cub scout meetings back in the 70's.

    • @zacharyrollick6169
      @zacharyrollick6169 Год назад +6

      There are more Tang flavors than Tangerine?!

    • @jbrou123
      @jbrou123 Год назад +5

      TIL, Tang is still sold and that it comes in more than one flavor.
      It's like Kit-Kat in Japan that has about 10 flavors.

    • @T0tenkampf
      @T0tenkampf Год назад +3

      the only flavor of Tang should be Tang

    • @Dosbomber
      @Dosbomber Год назад

      @@zacharyrollick6169 I've only ever seen some kind of orange.. maybe it was tangerine. Pineapple sounds pretty good.

    • @marbellaotaiza801
      @marbellaotaiza801 Год назад

      Dalandan? Calamanci? Those aren't flavors, you just made that up...

  • @missemilyelizabeth5494
    @missemilyelizabeth5494 Год назад +4

    Zed seems like the kinda guy who hangs his hat collection on pushpins around the top perimeter of his bedroom wall. He's got a Vikings hat section, and hasn't worn them publicly in years.
    Much love to Zed from Canada. I only chirp the ppl I love lol

  • @Henry-go9nm
    @Henry-go9nm Год назад +19

    Another Sunday morning with a coffee and The Air force Meme Lord, doesn't get better...

  • @Hawksbane77
    @Hawksbane77 Год назад +19

    Yep, Tyler is salty about that green chat box.

    • @SpongemomSweatpants
      @SpongemomSweatpants Год назад +4

      You only get the green chat bubble if you have an Apple 😂 android doesn’t get that 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @T0tenkampf
      @T0tenkampf Год назад +2

      i would be too if a paid 300 bucks more for a pos

    • @blankcanvas8717
      @blankcanvas8717 Год назад

      My pos iPhone 11 can run the current iOS. I challenge any, but the most expensive, Android from the same year to be able to run the latest version of Android OS.

  • @jeffreyfitzsimmons5022
    @jeffreyfitzsimmons5022 Год назад +1

    I had to pause the video to respond. Yes, Pittsburgh does the cold topping pizzas in some places. I admit that I don't know why, but it's fantastic. Beto's in the South Hills here is awesome. Yinz need to try it. All about the sauce!

  • @zacharyrollick6169
    @zacharyrollick6169 Год назад +57

    I recently managed to confirm that the statue behind you is in fact a liquor bottle.

    • @rahkinrah1963
      @rahkinrah1963 Год назад +13

      Maple syrup with whiskey.

    • @maxinelouchis7272
      @maxinelouchis7272 Год назад +6

      Needed for every Vikings fan. "This is the Vikings year".

    • @marbellaotaiza801
      @marbellaotaiza801 Год назад +8

      Also, he looks rather disappointed in Zed sometimes...

  • @lisapop5219
    @lisapop5219 Год назад +40

    My guess for the fridge door actually happened to me, a little part that holds the pin in place broke and the next time the door opened all the way, it fell off! Everything on the door was on the floor. It took 2 weeks to get a little piece of plastic and you had to be VERY careful when opening it. Luckily, the only thing that broke was a cup of applesauce. It got splatted by a jam jar

    • @josephgaviota
      @josephgaviota Год назад

      So, when we play syrup-applesause-jam, it sounds like jam wins.

    • @lisapop5219
      @lisapop5219 Год назад

      @@josephgaviota and the wall/floor got the carnage 😅

    • @jeremypeatman6844
      @jeremypeatman6844 Год назад

      Gotta love jam.

  • @katman8714
    @katman8714 Год назад

    Congratulations, Tyler Vikings, over 49ers😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @stevenrule1314
    @stevenrule1314 Год назад +6

    The big giant “S” that everyone drew, but no one knew what it meant or where it came from.
    Was I the only one looking at the bottom of the screen to see if Meagan put the backstory there? 😂
    We were counting on you M! 🤣

    • @informationgatherer4970
      @informationgatherer4970 Год назад +3

      It's just graffiti 😂 something from the 70's 🤔 it slowly became popular because of the way it was made and reminded some of the infinite symbol.

    • @stevenrule1314
      @stevenrule1314 Год назад +2

      @@informationgatherer4970 Thank you.
      I appreciate you taking the time to let me know.

    • @informationgatherer4970
      @informationgatherer4970 Год назад +1

      @@stevenrule1314 most welcome, glad my random knowledge came in handy 🤣

  • @ArchetypeGotoh
    @ArchetypeGotoh Год назад +7

    That frozen steak is what you might call “dry aged”

  • @Lorne-u2h
    @Lorne-u2h Год назад

    "When the food is nasty" technique has kept me happily married 38+ years.

  • @LadyRobertaL
    @LadyRobertaL Год назад +11

    Thanks! Hope ypu had a fun time in nature this weekend! Thanks for all the great videos! Love you guys!

  • @ontheroad5317
    @ontheroad5317 Год назад +4

    23:43 I gotta agree with Tyler on this. The correct pattern is: 4, 1, 3, 5, 2, 4.
    No other method is acceptable.

    • @lorireed8046
      @lorireed8046 Год назад +1

      That was just too much for me to bother with this morning . LOL

    • @ontheroad5317
      @ontheroad5317 Год назад +1

      @@lorireed8046 yeah, it’s almost like asking us to do math on a Sunday morning. Which I believe is contrary to the Bible. If not, then it should be.

    • @lorireed8046
      @lorireed8046 Год назад

      @@ontheroad5317 Haaa haaa !

  • @Christodoulos-J
    @Christodoulos-J Год назад +2

    That rusted Vice Grip lasted a really long time, so... I guess it did its job. I almost laughed at Tyler's description of life before the internet: "We used to go to the library, and request records from Congress..."

  • @menisme
    @menisme Год назад +23

    you and Deev need to have a contest as to who's mustache would be better. i have a feeling, he would smoke you dude.

  • @MrOgyny
    @MrOgyny Год назад +176

    Zed does seem like the kinda guy that thinks mussles belong in a crawfish boil

    • @tuniSinn
      @tuniSinn Год назад +3

      hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Sorry....

    • @jbrou123
      @jbrou123 Год назад +15

      And worse, he said 'crawdad BROIL'. Anybody round here calls them crawdads is due for a beating, or at least an uninvite.

    • @baldeagle5297
      @baldeagle5297 Год назад +13

      @@jbrou123 So, if Andy Griffith was still alive you would uninvite him? 🎵You get a line, I'll get a pole.🎵

    • @beauregardrippey5508
      @beauregardrippey5508 Год назад +13

      Im sure paella is a staple of Minnesota cuisine.

    • @jbrou123
      @jbrou123 Год назад +1

      @@baldeagle5297 Celebrities excepted.

  • @brianbaca8343
    @brianbaca8343 Год назад +1

    The pitcher had orange juice that was made from frozen concentrate.

  • @davidyetter5409
    @davidyetter5409 Год назад +10

    The steak has a case of freezer burn. Basically dehydrated.

    • @cdrone4066
      @cdrone4066 Год назад +2

      Freeze dried........ugh

  • @buckjank
    @buckjank Год назад +12

    If you're only doing 5 over the speed limit, just make sure you're all the way to the right, in the right shoulder if possible. With you're flashers on

  • @hoser3210
    @hoser3210 Год назад +1

    And Eddie Haskell on “Leave it to Beaver” was actually Alice Cooper…

  • @Teodede
    @Teodede Год назад +13

    I finally knew it was safe to keep watching videos put out by Tyler when he gave the correct sequence to draw a star.

    • @ajb.822
      @ajb.822 Год назад +2

      It might just be the way we kids in the midwest learned it, too - where you at ? I'm in west WI, within an hour or so of the twin cities, which, it sounds like, Tyler doesn't live too far from, in MN there.

    • @bluebyyou7504
      @bluebyyou7504 Год назад +1

      Safe......and effective.

  • @CanisoGaming
    @CanisoGaming Год назад +10

    James is the freaking best at photoshop trolling, I love his stuff 😂

  • @TheVaporater
    @TheVaporater Год назад

    @4:00 Tyler somehow seeing "James!" as "Jamaal" 😂😂😂

  • @nancyneal5377
    @nancyneal5377 Год назад +21

    I thought I was the only person on the planet that compared the speed of my windshield wipers to that of the other drivers. Glad to know there are others. lol

    • @Dosbomber
      @Dosbomber Год назад +2

      It can give you a clue how hard it's raining down the road a bit further. If yours are on medium intermittent and theirs are going like hell, brace yourself.

    • @electrictofumuffins6384
      @electrictofumuffins6384 Год назад +3

      I deeply uncare about comparing anyone's anything.

    • @jcmick8430
      @jcmick8430 Год назад

      ​@@electrictofumuffins6384except weiners

    • @dotar9586
      @dotar9586 Год назад +1

      That's just weird! I only compare blinkers.

    • @laurievaneck5104
      @laurievaneck5104 Год назад +1

      It normally takes me awhile before I realize that I don't need my wipers on anymore lol Then I wonder how long everyone else's wipers have been off 😂

  • @beauregardrippey5508
    @beauregardrippey5508 Год назад +16

    Yes, the Marilyn Manson thing was real.

    • @jbrou123
      @jbrou123 Год назад +3

      It was real in the sense that people believed that it was Marilyn Manson, but in reality, it wasn't him.

    • @beauregardrippey5508
      @beauregardrippey5508 Год назад +1

      @@jbrou123 🤦🏼‍♂️

  • @Madonnalitta1
    @Madonnalitta1 Год назад +3

    Being English; I know why there's a "b" in doubt.
    *Cue maniacal British laugh

    • @moose9906
      @moose9906 2 месяца назад

      you do realize, that is the reason you lost all the colonies? Don't believe the propaganda about taxation without representation and crown overreach...nope it was the extra B and/or U showing up where they don't belong. Extra letters is also why France lost their colonies. Little known fact 🤣

  • @jeremyofthejungle
    @jeremyofthejungle Год назад +20

    Wait till they find out pumpkin spice actually contains 0 pumpkin. Cinnamon allspice and nutmeg

    • @lorireed8046
      @lorireed8046 Год назад +3

      And 1,200 calories.

    • @martina21953
      @martina21953 Год назад +4

      It's the spices that you use to make pumpkin pie. They can be bought separately or as "Pumpkin Pie Spice". I like to mix my own blend.

    • @lulafaye5670
      @lulafaye5670 Год назад +1

      And that's why it's pumpkin "spice" and not called just pumpkin.. it's literally just the spices for pumpkin pie...

    • @orokusaki1243
      @orokusaki1243 Год назад

      @@lulafaye5670 It is hilarious you had to clarify that! 🤣

    • @electrictofumuffins6384
      @electrictofumuffins6384 Год назад +1

      Conspiracy theorist

  • @swordinhand8356
    @swordinhand8356 Год назад +10

    17:30 thats not pat , that's Tia Carrere and the pick is from wayne's world lol

  • @ameliashostak4764
    @ameliashostak4764 Год назад +1

    I am for real watching this while eating a big bowl of queso and chips!! It is Heaven on earth

  • @BreakOutOfTheAlgorithm
    @BreakOutOfTheAlgorithm Год назад +54

    I love how excited Tyler gets when he can talk about baby blowouts!😂

    • @donadeavera9608
      @donadeavera9608 Год назад +4

      He deals with them all the time now, and has made a game of them.. hahaha

    • @imonthewinningside8281
      @imonthewinningside8281 Год назад +5

      And farts. Childhood trauma. 😆

    • @tonyborelli.
      @tonyborelli. Год назад +2

      he & deev both seem oddly fixated on rectal emissions. i think its a MN thing

  • @kriswalker3275
    @kriswalker3275 Год назад +8

    Tyler has a month of forgetting to wipe the chocolate milk from his lip! 😂

  • @diekenford3904
    @diekenford3904 Год назад +1

    That hotdog with ketchup was an abomination, only a psychopath does that.

  • @blacksheep8227
    @blacksheep8227 Год назад +7

    Also, don't forget that Apple Cider will ferment pretty easy just sitting in your fridge so eventually it can get you pretty buzzed all on its own.

    • @eddieh9248
      @eddieh9248 Год назад +1

      I've always thought cherry cider tasted better

  • @rorymcentyre8066
    @rorymcentyre8066 Год назад +4

    We drew the "S" for Suicidal Tendencies, great band!

    • @rabbiddog
      @rabbiddog Год назад

      We did it for slayer

    • @BT24736
      @BT24736 Год назад

      Also doubles as a Suzuki logo

  • @wrmlm37
    @wrmlm37 Год назад

    Windshield wiper guy was hysterical!

  • @herbderbler1585
    @herbderbler1585 Год назад +8

    If I come back as a cat, I want to be one of those cats that lives in a chill business like a bookstore or a garden center. They probably feel the same sense of workplace accomplishment an actual employee feels, while still just doing cat stuff all day.

  • @destinypratt7761
    @destinypratt7761 Год назад +4

    I can verify that Phoebe kills Ross' enthusiasm and firm opinions. 😂

  • @stonytina5177
    @stonytina5177 Год назад

    TIL to NOT take financial advise from Tyler.
    lol

  • @hughaskew6550
    @hughaskew6550 Год назад +8

    The fridge likely has screws that worked their way free on the bottom hinge. Been there, done that.

  • @joshdudeguy2830
    @joshdudeguy2830 Год назад +25

    20:36 At my brother's wedding (it was a morning wedding, so they did breakfast) I was the best man, so I stood up, tapped on my mimosa glass to get people's attention and said "Everyone, I have a toast!" They all quieted down and looked as I took a piece of my french toast and shoved it in my mouth and chewed for a couple of seconds only to finish with "that is all" and sit back down. Most people loved it and laughed hysterically, but the bride's family was less than amused. lol.

  • @zaqzilla1
    @zaqzilla1 Год назад

    1:02 my favorite was the people protesting against oil, and it turned out it was cooking oil.

  • @nickgustin
    @nickgustin Год назад +5

    3:23 the day Tyler grabbed his computer and raised it to his face in disbelief of the fine print

  • @imonthewinningside8281
    @imonthewinningside8281 Год назад +6

    Tyler knows how to make the star - it's the obvious, reasonable way to go. And the Tupperware pitcher holds milk - fresh cold raw milk straight from the tank to the table. I can taste it!

    • @ajb.822
      @ajb.822 Год назад +4

      I haven't personally liked milk since I was very young, but as a former dairy farmer, farm kid, I still agree !

  • @hippiecuster4366
    @hippiecuster4366 Год назад +1

    The Marilyn Manson was Paul thing was totally believable for real lol

  • @mistressheather
    @mistressheather Год назад +8

    It's always good to be best friends with a deer hunter this time of year, lol.

    • @martina21953
      @martina21953 Год назад

      Many years ago, my late boyfriend visited his ex's house down in North Carolina. She had a shoulder of venison in her freezer. He asked her if she wanted it and she said no so he brought it home, looked up how to prepare it, and we had the most tender piece of meat ever!

    • @jimarcher5255
      @jimarcher5255 Год назад

      Most people make sausage with 1/2 venison and 1/2 pork which is a good waste of pork.

    • @jcarey568
      @jcarey568 Год назад

      Fwiw, Germans often mix ground pork, which is cheaper with hamburger to stretch it. Bidenomics

    • @mistressheather
      @mistressheather Год назад

      @@jimarcher5255 The deer sausage I get is all deer meat with some of the pork fat only. I can fry it in butter and it still won't render as much fat off as regular pork sausage.

    • @mistressheather
      @mistressheather Год назад

      @@martina21953 I live in N.C. The ground venison is the best; not a ton of fat like regular hamburger and goes great in anything.

  • @CupidsCrackhouse
    @CupidsCrackhouse Год назад +19

    I have a punishment for Tyler. He must watch Wayne's World for as many times as it takes until he realizes Pat Benatar was not in that movie.

  • @TheLordSputnik
    @TheLordSputnik Год назад +7

    The Cool S or Super S is honestly a modern mystery, but the oldest reference I can find it in is an old textbook from the course Mechanical Graphics at Princeton University by Frederick Newton Willson from 1890. I still think that one is a stretch for it, but my personal theory is that somebody just doodled it, either intentionally or accidentally, and people kept replicating it. It could be an accident like 'bae' which was probably created by someone using the word 'babe' in a song but needing it to be one syllable shorter, turning it into bae, or someone meant to text the word 'babe' and not willing to admit their mistake when they texted bae. Ignore me, I'm just speculating.

  • @dansweda712
    @dansweda712 Год назад +12

    Whenever I watch Zed's videos, at the end I realize I've been eating straight from the ice cream bucket for the past 25 minutes