That's why you always make sure your partner is larger than you so when the angry dinosaur/homicidal maniac is chasing you your partner always comes second.
When I was 18, being a young blonde female, I went to a shop to get my wheels aligned. They came back with this huge list of things that needed to be done. Little did they know my boyfriend had just done all of them and was the manager of the gas station down the street that did most of their referrals...
Manager of the shop at a dealership tried to convince me my transmission was leaking and I needed a new one. I was only supposed to be getting an oil change. To prove to me that it was leaking, he pointed to the OIL on the ground and said it was transmission fluid. I had mentioned prior to this that I drove students around for art field trips, so he used this to justify why I shouldn't leave until they made the $2,000 repairs to the transmission. I glanced over at the guy who had changed my oil and he was staring at the manager like he couldn't believe he was using kids to scare me into letting him do it. I just told him no and ordered him to let my truck down so I could leave.
My wife is from Thailand and I can confirm that those store names are legit. My brother in law had a small restaurant and he named it “Eat Me Now”. He never understood why I thought that name was so funny😂😂
I once heard a wedding coordinator who kept up on the couples for who he worked say that the biggest correlation between a wedding event and eventual divorce was if someone was screwing around during the cake cutting cake and their spouse wasn't in on it. Makes sense, it shows a tendency to act without considering what he/she thinks about it even when it directly involves them.
I can see that being true. I myself, would immediately annule tje matriage if he put cake in my face or watever without running it by me 1st. Especially if it were big and/or fancy
we didn't do that. we had the justice of the peace ceremony and she was absolutely in heaven. one of only 2 things i ever finished doing in my whole life was marrying her. the other was retiring from the Navy . both very good decisions. our 50th coming in 2029.
And not one of them wearing a m/cicle helmet, If you tried that in the UK you would get your arse busted so quick the cop would be promoted whilst you got 5yrs doing hard bustin rocks for this heinous crime
A fun part of Brazilian culture is "fake cakes" they'll have a Styrofoam cake that is beautifully decorated for the whole night. You can take pictures with it at any point. And then they have the regular cakes in cheaper designs to be cut up for eating
@violet_voyager most of the time they use what they call "pasta american" American paste. It's a kind of frosting (I think it's similar to fondant) so those couldn't be kept. But I have seen some done with other materials that aren't foodgrade, it would make for a great something borrowed for a future wedding
The very first fish I ever caught wast at 7 years old. I put it in a bucket next to me and cast out again. Before my bobber could settle, THAT FISH JUMPED OUT OF THE BUCKET AND FLUNG ITSELF 10' BACK INTO THE LAKE!!!!!!
Oh man! That’s a tragedy. I went ice fishing and my dad handed me his favorite pole with his lucky lure, and I dropped it! 🥶Was able to recover it but he never forgot. Took him ice fishing back in 2017 , he was happy to remind everyone that I nearly lost his favorite pole and lucky lure .
I'd like to think everybody loves the place they live. There's this eyesore of a town along I-10 in Arizona that looks like someone started a trailer park around a junkyard. The folks living there must like it that way. I wish them well.
I worked at a haunted house in Kissimmee for a year and did two years working Halloween Horror Nights at Universal as well. The big tough guys ALWAYS flip out and leave their girls to fend for themselves. Without fail. 😂😂😂😂
Even dumber than that, he doesn't seem to know that birds understand aerodynamics and would require ZERO training to keep their heads low. They know good and well if they made their bodies upright, they would be blown off the man's shoulders. The birds are literally smarter than Tyler.
Once you get used to the noise it doesn't really bother you that much. I lived about 100' from a freight line. At the point where the train would have to sound the horn approaching a road crossing! I was getting home at 6am. I would hear the first horn blast at 610am and then nothing until I woke up at 3pm.
First time I can say I lost. The haunted house clip got me. Passing the axe over so they can both chase him. Spoke to my dark sense of humor as I imagine him getting attacked.
My favorite sign at lib protests is "I want the same rights as guns!" Fine. You can't go on airplanes, got to schools, Federal Buildings, City Halls, courthouses, Hospitals, concerts, most bars...
I worked for the railroad for 27 years. When there is an adjacent traffic signal and a train is on approach, the light turns green for cross traffic so they can go forward and clear the tracks (never stop on the tracks anyway). Look at the video and the signal is clearly green and doofus decides to back up. Future Darwin Award Winner.
Bruh...the fact the haunted house actor reactively broke character and lent the axe is by far my favorite part. Uncool, dude.😂🤦🏼 If there's one good thing that can really come out of couples experiencing that sort of thing, it's testing your significant other's character when they're scared.
I don't think your Subway sub not being cut all the way through was a passive aggressive move. I think it was to not cut through the sub paper and dirty the clean cutting board.
The correct way to eat a sandwich is never buying one at Subway. Mom & Pop sandwich places are x10 better every time. And if the guy behind the counter has a bad attitude AND a stained smock, the sandwich will be amazing!
4:25 He's right. I took my car to the dealership for a transmission fluid change and to have the air conditioner checked out. They found the ac compressor was out and it would cost $1,200 plus tax to fix it. I took it to a local mechanic and it was less than half of that!
Tyler would probably say "that's why you always carry spray cheese, in case someone offers you crackers." Adding to my list of things to always carry, zipties and string.
I've been asked by a guy what rights he has that I (female) dont have. I immediately responded with not a damn one, those feminist just want to feel better about their abortions
No kidding. Our fore mothers already went to war for us in voting and other things. They are the true feminists. The ones we have today, just wanna b*tch because they are bored, and have nothing better to do.
Women have the right to opt out of parenthood if they choose to, and men can't do that. I think it is an evil form of birth control, but they can do it. So women actually have more rights than men.
I just wish the feminist would demand to be drafted like men. I wish they had to sign up for selective service or get punished like us. Not the good women...just the feminist
After 10 years of sleeping in truck stops 300 nights a year I can sleep pretty much anywhere, through almost anything. The only things that really snap me awake now are my alarm, my doggo barking (possible intruder), and my newborn daughter crying. Other than that I'm pretty much golden.
I had an apartment that was right next to a subway line, a bit farther away from it than the guy at Myrtle Station, about 30 ft. away, and we learned to cope with it. And it was on a curve, so in addition to the rumbling, there were loud screeching noises as well. We slept through it all at night, and during waking hours, our conversations would be paused in mid-sentence until the trains went by. In time, this pausing became automatic and imperceptible to us.
Possible intruder? Lol what? Mrs. gravdigr: “what was that honey?” Gravdigr: “possible intruder.” Mrs gravdigr: “really? Did you call the police?” Gravdigr: “no, it was just a Mormon.”
@@Tubalcain422 out where we live you call the police after you handle business. People who live out in the sticks where avg response time is 20 mins are more self sufficient. I should add a properly trained dog is better than any alarm. If she barks at 2am something suspicious is going on. She knows as soon as someone steps onto the porch.
Just last season, I won four tickets to a Dodger game. Seats were great, parking was even better, but....for two Diet Cokes, one lemonade and a bottle of water - IT WAS $42.50!!!! THAT'S NUTS!!!
23:36 Are we not going to talk about how supportive the haunted house actor was? Handed her the axe and he even joined in chasing the bf! 🤣 Can't lie, I hope that she dumped that coward and the actor became a new friend/bf~
The fish was free and fishing is often just for fun. That cake took money, planning and time. Plus he could have injured himself, many multi-tiered cast use dowels for suport.
Former Subway Employee here, I can honestly say that Subways are all f'd up in the managerial department. My store was located next to a bar and both the bar and my store closed at the same time. The trouble was that the hour before I closed, drunk people would rush the Subway and they'd form a line all the way back to the darn bar so it'd be another 2 hours after I closed before everyone left then I'd have to redo the entire closing routine. One guy would only order the bread lol. Yes, we did things out of spite but not usually to the customers. I guess it depends on the person.
You're not supposed to cut through the sub (or any sandwich for that matter) from a fast food joint, it adds rigidity to the package, else your sandwich would break in half and spill the contents. Only the ends are wrapped closed, not the middle where the cut is. You're supposed to tear that little bit that's left yourself.
For me, when my husband asks what I want, the reason why I say I don't know is because I'm torn between two restaurants. It also depends on how much money we actually have. I even told him point blank all of this to try and make it easier on him.
20:00 There's two of them! Even more impressive! I'm sure plenty of us have seen that clip of the guy walking two red parrots on leashes, but this definitely tops that (sorry red parrot guy).
Lived by the train depot in my 1st apartment w/a friend. Kept me up all night for about a week, but then I stopped noticing the noise. Until I moved to a new apartment where, FOR 6 FRIKKIN' MONTHS I woke up over & over again, all night long, every single night when the trains I'd gotten used to didn't come & go like I (subconsciously) expected. Sigh...
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I used to believe in aliens until the government confirmed it.
They truly don’t exist now because the government confirmed they do
Of course there's aliens. They're coming across the border every day!
That sounds understandable
Aliens used to believe we were an intelligent species until they encountered our governments.
I've been saying it for decades, they're gonna fake an invasion and commit mass genocide.
He didn’t just leave her...he PUSHED her toward the clown so he could get away. Man card revoked immediately! 😂
Backwards hat and never got a good look at his face. Tyler, was that you? Not cool man, not cool.
and I'm sure that was the end of their relationship
Hilarious the clown gave the axe to her 😂 "you thought I was scary, try this!"
We all know who kills the spiders in that relationship!
That's why you always make sure your partner is larger than you so when the angry dinosaur/homicidal maniac is chasing you your partner always comes second.
Speaker: Hey everyone look, Aliens!
Citizens: Were they buying off hunter too?
😂😂😂😂😂
Nicely done
Nah, they were selling. Hunter needs more powerful drugs, and the ETs have that goooood stuff.
LMAO!
When I was 18, being a young blonde female, I went to a shop to get my wheels aligned. They came back with this huge list of things that needed to be done. Little did they know my boyfriend had just done all of them and was the manager of the gas station down the street that did most of their referrals...
Doh!
I was told once that I had an oil leak and they "had to fix it". I know for a fact it did'nt because an oil leak leaks oil. There never was any oil.
Manager of the shop at a dealership tried to convince me my transmission was leaking and I needed a new one. I was only supposed to be getting an oil change. To prove to me that it was leaking, he pointed to the OIL on the ground and said it was transmission fluid. I had mentioned prior to this that I drove students around for art field trips, so he used this to justify why I shouldn't leave until they made the $2,000 repairs to the transmission. I glanced over at the guy who had changed my oil and he was staring at the manager like he couldn't believe he was using kids to scare me into letting him do it. I just told him no and ordered him to let my truck down so I could leave.
@@themagnus2919😳🤣🤣👍
Don't forget the democrats will cheat, only way they are still around. right now they are getting mail-ins in China
5:00 A small sample of the life she just signed up for.😂😂😂
If aliens were real we would be sending financial aid.
Only if Joe could laundry money through them
....and asking their pronouns
Nag dude…. You are puppets of Israel, Israel controls you
Lololololol
My wife is from Thailand and I can confirm that those store names are legit. My brother in law had a small restaurant and he named it “Eat Me Now”. He never understood why I thought that name was so funny😂😂
LOL! My favorite roll at the local sushi place is called "Tastes Like My Ex Girlfriend".
There’s a stop on the metro in Bangkok called Tu Bang Su with arrows pointing the way with trains full of people going there. She must be sore.
Hung phat noodle and pho king were the funniest ones I've seen both in Edmonton
He didn’t just leave her! He shoved her at the monster, and ran!😂😂😂 he literally used her as a shield😂😂😂
I once heard a wedding coordinator who kept up on the couples for who he worked say that the biggest correlation between a wedding event and eventual divorce was if someone was screwing around during the cake cutting cake and their spouse wasn't in on it. Makes sense, it shows a tendency to act without considering what he/she thinks about it even when it directly involves them.
I can see that being true. I myself, would immediately annule tje matriage if he put cake in my face or watever without running it by me 1st. Especially if it were big and/or fancy
we didn't do that. we had the justice of the peace ceremony and she was absolutely in heaven. one of only 2 things i ever finished doing in my whole life was marrying her. the other was retiring from the Navy . both very good decisions. our 50th coming in 2029.
8:35 The baby baptism. ❤
The Lord would be laughing. 😆
ADORABLE!!
Zed didn't even notice that not only was that old guy drive a motorcycle with a parrot, but with two parrots.
I'd be more impressed if the parrots were driving the bike
Dude definitely needs some glasses
You Mean Tyler @@TheB33rgut
Beat me to it! I also saw two parrots.
And not one of them wearing a m/cicle helmet, If you tried that in the UK you would get your arse busted so quick the cop would be promoted whilst you got 5yrs doing hard bustin rocks for this heinous crime
Dude with the wedding cake, 11 years later, sitting across the divorce lawyers table from her, she'll bring that up.
Rightly so, what a selfish jerk
And every anniversary in between.
Funny you think it’s gonna last more than a year.
Why would he even do that!?
…..more than likely two days later!
The chick at the furniture store is WINNING at life!
Ikea has the kids area busy place on weekends.
I lost real bad on this one....."we have to sit here and wait......pho howlong😂😂😂😂
That marriage is not off to a good start...😂
Haunted house, I LOVE how the monster handed the girlfriend the hatchet... LOL!!!
He may be the new boyfriend.
Legend has it they are still chasing the asshole 😂😂😂😂
As for the newlyweds, she had to know he was a jerk before she married him, that shenanigan just confirmed it.
Yea he's an absolute child and I hope she leaves him
that haunted house clip was the best! I love that the actor gave her the ax!
The wedding cake debacle actually warmed my heart.
A fun part of Brazilian culture is "fake cakes" they'll have a Styrofoam cake that is beautifully decorated for the whole night. You can take pictures with it at any point. And then they have the regular cakes in cheaper designs to be cut up for eating
That kinda sounds awesome. Then you can keep the fancy cake for the memories.
@violet_voyager most of the time they use what they call "pasta american" American paste. It's a kind of frosting (I think it's similar to fondant) so those couldn't be kept. But I have seen some done with other materials that aren't foodgrade, it would make for a great something borrowed for a future wedding
The very first fish I ever caught wast at 7 years old. I put it in a bucket next to me and cast out again. Before my bobber could settle, THAT FISH JUMPED OUT OF THE BUCKET AND FLUNG ITSELF 10' BACK INTO THE LAKE!!!!!!
Oh man! That’s a tragedy. I went ice fishing and my dad handed me his favorite pole with his lucky lure, and I dropped it! 🥶Was able to recover it but he never forgot. Took him ice fishing back in 2017 , he was happy to remind everyone that I nearly lost his favorite pole and lucky lure .
@@Irish381There are things that you just never forget!
well was 4 inNorth Dakota. on my own.
As a lifelong (60 years) born & brainwashed Texan I’d like to say we do LOVE our state.
I'd like to think everybody loves the place they live. There's this eyesore of a town along I-10 in Arizona that looks like someone started a trailer park around a junkyard. The folks living there must like it that way. I wish them well.
As a 4 year Texan (moved from England 2019) I confirm this. I do love this state and I've gained a good amount of weight!
We can tell 🤣
I love your State too.
God bless Texas!
I worked at a haunted house in Kissimmee for a year and did two years working Halloween Horror Nights at Universal as well. The big tough guys ALWAYS flip out and leave their girls to fend for themselves. Without fail. 😂😂😂😂
I worked a "haunted trail" & w/o fail tweenage boys repeat over & over "I'm not scared! I'm not scared!" LMAO
@@silververnallbells191 as they're absolutely pissing their pants 😂😂😂
Sounds like a bunch of drama queens talking crap about drama queens
"Pho Ho Long" made me laugh harder than I should of 😂😂
23:12 That’s me 😁👍🏻 Happy to give you a chuckle
I'm still laughing on the haunted house one! The player handed her the axe!! Classic!!
I doubt that was the first time they did that, nor the last.
Yeah, that guy is in deep shit.
I'm pretty sure it was staged for the internet. Although it was still funny.
25:25 he doesn't just leave her behind, he pushes her at the monster! 🤣
He's smart. Obstacles are key.
the monster's not such a monster... it was a gentleman, giving her the ax so she could punish the coward.
"how did he train that bird?"
birds, plural, he has one on each shoulder 🤣😂
Even dumber than that, he doesn't seem to know that birds understand aerodynamics and would require ZERO training to keep their heads low. They know good and well if they made their bodies upright, they would be blown off the man's shoulders. The birds are literally smarter than Tyler.
@@Unknown17and he was in the Airforce!!!! 😂😂😂😂
5:00 that dude ruined the cake. They were supposed to keep the top layer for their 1st anniversary. Oh well.
That baby at the baptism though was like "well I gotta get some *ish* done before I get forgiveness" 😂😂😂😂
Jake: How often does the train go by?
Elwood: So often you won't even notice it.
Unless you're on a mission from God.
said it as the clip was rolling
Once you get used to the noise it doesn't really bother you that much. I lived about 100' from a freight line. At the point where the train would have to sound the horn approaching a road crossing! I was getting home at 6am. I would hear the first horn blast at 610am and then nothing until I woke up at 3pm.
@@OldsmobileCutlass1969Va why the guy was hoping to get to sleep before the next one
Any one who can quote the Blues Bros has my life long friendship and respect ✊🏽
First time I can say I lost. The haunted house clip got me. Passing the axe over so they can both chase him. Spoke to my dark sense of humor as I imagine him getting attacked.
No. The crazy guy wasn’t chasing him. He was chasing the girl, because he saw she was serious about using the axe.
@@Tubalcain422 😂🤣 Killed me!
Made the whole video a lot better! I Laughed, too! 😂
Somebody's getting the John Bobbit treatment.
@@Tubalcain422 I might be wrong but I doubt that was a real metal axe.
That groom is in trouble! Now no one gets cake!!!
Astonishing really. He'll be reminded he "ruined her big day" for years. Mother in law will demand her 1000 bucks back too 😂
And if it's like most weddings, HER FAMILY paid for that cake!
The three people who died were more caught off guard by the reporter trying to interview them.
After destroying that cake, he definitely slept on the couch that night.
Not only did he leave her….. he actually *pushed* her towards the menacing guy. 😳
Well, women say their equal so why should the man defend her and not run?
@@augustcanyon3438BAAAAAAAAAASED
I just commented that. So you saw it too, huh?
I am sure she has said I don't need a man more than once.
That's how it's done!
That guy in the haunted house didn’t just run, he pushed her into the monster to make time for his getaway! 😂😂
He recently heard that quote about,
"I don't have to be faster than the bear, just faster than you!"
Heck, the clown knew it was a d!ck move and gave her the axe and then they joined forces
I saw that too, glad more people picked up on that.
I love how the actor gives her the axe. That was perfect.
My favorite sign at lib protests is "I want the same rights as guns!" Fine. You can't go on airplanes, got to schools, Federal Buildings, City Halls, courthouses, Hospitals, concerts, most bars...
19:05 dude’s tan is perfect. That’s a tan that will raise a family, not cheat on his wife, and build a shed on the weekend.
I worked for the railroad for 27 years. When there is an adjacent traffic signal and a train is on approach, the light turns green for cross traffic so they can go forward and clear the tracks (never stop on the tracks anyway). Look at the video and the signal is clearly green and doofus decides to back up. Future Darwin Award Winner.
It's not a prank. It's punishment. The dude in the porta-potty is dodging work.
Maybe they will just tie him to a post and whip him next time.
@@Tubalcain422I would prefer that over all that filthy nastiness!
The fact that his pants weren't down proves it.
Back in the day, the correct way to push an outhouse over was onto its door. The same works for porta=potties
No sh!!!!t?
How did your last relationship end?
“I pushed my ex into the axe wielding bone face and ran. Bone face gave her the axe.”
"And when she accepted that axe, that's when I knew that I couldn't trust her and that I had to free myself from her toxicity."
“ YER killinnME SMALLS!!!”
8:00 How many viewers here clapped their hands when he got to the "deep in the heart of Texas" part?
Hard to characterize Texas. Lots of different cultural areas, lots of different climate and topography zones.
Of course Tyler loves The Sandlot,his brother Deev is in it after all.
Hahahaha.....I will never un-see that now.
Hahahahahaha
Can we all just appreciate that Tyler hasn't changed his background elevator music since he started.
For a while, I was counting the minutes until the tempo changes. I think it was just a few seconds shy of ten minutes 😅
70's porno soundtrack 😂
I DO appreciate his background music. I DO.
I'm conditioned. If he changes it, I may not recognize the guy.
Johnny on the Spot setup. He had his hard hat on and full padding. 🤪
Bruh...the fact the haunted house actor reactively broke character and lent the axe is by far my favorite part. Uncool, dude.😂🤦🏼
If there's one good thing that can really come out of couples experiencing that sort of thing, it's testing your significant other's character when they're scared.
I don't think your Subway sub not being cut all the way through was a passive aggressive move. I think it was to not cut through the sub paper and dirty the clean cutting board.
The correct way to eat a sandwich is never buying one at Subway. Mom & Pop sandwich places are x10 better every time. And if the guy behind the counter has a bad attitude AND a stained smock, the sandwich will be amazing!
The lady was just testing how a nap would feel on a new couch.
Couch passed the test!
With kids screaming in the background. That's a GREAT couch if you can sleep through that.
The groom cutting the cake was an idiot. "It was at this moment that she knew she married an idiot."
Then she probably wasn't paying much attention before. Do we honestly believe this was the "first" sign of a problem with the relationship?
4:25 He's right. I took my car to the dealership for a transmission fluid change and to have the air conditioner checked out. They found the ac compressor was out and it would cost $1,200 plus tax to fix it. I took it to a local mechanic and it was less than half of that!
5:21 When your team is named the pirates the DUI is the least of the law you break 🤣
I’ve learned more here than real school
Just try leaving the house on a daily basis you'll be fine.
Zed give it fifteen more years, and you'll gladly pay the delivery fee.
I get save the delivery fee... But a set of 4 ratchet straps costs $20! Or possibly loosing the whole load and your friend in an accident?!
The same holds true with political polls- never assume and always push as if you are losing!!!
Old biker with the duel parrots is a legend
Tyler would probably say "that's why you always carry spray cheese, in case someone offers you crackers." Adding to my list of things to always carry, zipties and string.
I can honestly say that I have a 125ft roll of 100lb test micro cord in my pocket right now.
I never laugh at these, but the haunted house one got me... and I am not sorry.
Business class provides them still. Well, on certain airlines.
I've been asked by a guy what rights he has that I (female) dont have. I immediately responded with not a damn one, those feminist just want to feel better about their abortions
No kidding. Our fore mothers already went to war for us in voting and other things. They are the true feminists. The ones we have today, just wanna b*tch because they are bored, and have nothing better to do.
Women have the right to opt out of parenthood if they choose to, and men can't do that. I think it is an evil form of birth control, but they can do it. So women actually have more rights than men.
Abortion is the one right that women have, and men don't. The right to kill their unborn child.
I just wish the feminist would demand to be drafted like men. I wish they had to sign up for selective service or get punished like us. Not the good women...just the feminist
@olliefoxx7165 they don't want that sort of equality
The person complaining about Texas must be a Californian who moved there
Ikr? Heck, that guy probably complains about every southern state
and sooo...NEEDS TO MOVE THE F BACK to commiefornia!
Probably moved to Austin thinking that's Texas
Austin is basically Portland Oregon with more heat.@@laststand6420
@@laststand6420
Or Dallas.
I can't wait to graduate from Zeducation. I need that degree in memes and sarcasm 😆
Died from laughing at the priests expression when the Bible fell into the water!
Aliens have been here for a while. But I think they're just called Globalists 😂
Lizard people
OMG,not only did he leave here with the clown,he PUSHED her into the clown to get away. 😂😂 i see someone is gonna be single before sunrise😂😂
Oh my God that reporter can communicate with the Dead.😁
The haunted house deal at the end was one of the funniest things ever.
Its Not a Brewery !! Its an Alehouse 😂😂
"It's dangerous, bro. You might actually get a ticket for this". Like that's the worst thing that could happen.
The dude with the parrots on the Harley is a damn legend .
Only in Florida I’m just glad he got it on his flip phone
They no longer have blankets on planes. They sell them for 25 bucks ( cost one dollar to make) at the gift shops in the airport
Well that's perfect for the slave class.
"I'm gonna go down to the BeeBeefat and buy me some socks."
Gov. "Aliens are real."
People "WTF are you trying to hide in the news cycle this time, w/your fake ass news stories?"
After 10 years of sleeping in truck stops 300 nights a year I can sleep pretty much anywhere, through almost anything. The only things that really snap me awake now are my alarm, my doggo barking (possible intruder), and my newborn daughter crying. Other than that I'm pretty much golden.
I had an apartment that was right next to a subway line, a bit farther away from it than the guy at Myrtle Station, about 30 ft. away, and we learned to cope with it. And it was on a curve, so in addition to the rumbling, there were loud screeching noises as well. We slept through it all at night, and during waking hours, our conversations would be paused in mid-sentence until the trains went by. In time, this pausing became automatic and imperceptible to us.
Possible intruder? Lol what?
Mrs. gravdigr: “what was that honey?”
Gravdigr: “possible intruder.”
Mrs gravdigr: “really? Did you call the police?”
Gravdigr: “no, it was just a Mormon.”
@@Tubalcain422 out where we live you call the police after you handle business. People who live out in the sticks where avg response time is 20 mins are more self sufficient.
I should add a properly trained dog is better than any alarm. If she barks at 2am something suspicious is going on. She knows as soon as someone steps onto the porch.
zed going thru a Halloween haunted house would be stellar
25:32 the performer understood his assignment 🤣
All 3 of em! lol 👍
Just last season, I won four tickets to a Dodger game. Seats were great, parking was even better, but....for two Diet Cokes, one lemonade and a bottle of water - IT WAS $42.50!!!! THAT'S NUTS!!!
That haunted house video is one of the all time best
That is gonna make me chuckle for years to come
I love the sandlot, one of my favorite movies. You’re killing me smalls.😄
You’re tellin me that’s ALL the SAME GUY!?!
YES!!!!!
Sandlot is a movie all boys have to see while growing up. I'm pretty sure it's a law.
23:36 Are we not going to talk about how supportive the haunted house actor was? Handed her the axe and he even joined in chasing the bf! 🤣 Can't lie, I hope that she dumped that coward and the actor became a new friend/bf~
Just like the script said to do...
You're killing me, Smalls!
That haunted house bit was the best 🤣😂👍
I'm more sad about the cake hitting the floor than the fish that got away.
Same :( that poor cake!!
The fish was free and fishing is often just for fun. That cake took money, planning and time. Plus he could have injured himself, many multi-tiered cast use dowels for suport.
Former Subway Employee here, I can honestly say that Subways are all f'd up in the managerial department. My store was located next to a bar and both the bar and my store closed at the same time. The trouble was that the hour before I closed, drunk people would rush the Subway and they'd form a line all the way back to the darn bar so it'd be another 2 hours after I closed before everyone left then I'd have to redo the entire closing routine. One guy would only order the bread lol. Yes, we did things out of spite but not usually to the customers. I guess it depends on the person.
25:33 has to be my favorite clip AND favorite part of the clip . I DIED 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Best ep EVER dude. Cryin' here, cryin'........
*I laughed the whole way through. I'm ready for Sunday to laugh and not do yet another punishment.* 😆
As Duke Nukem said
"I have work in the morning"
Zed asking if slide guy was okay got me.
You're not supposed to cut through the sub (or any sandwich for that matter) from a fast food joint, it adds rigidity to the package, else your sandwich would break in half and spill the contents. Only the ends are wrapped closed, not the middle where the cut is. You're supposed to tear that little bit that's left yourself.
Really? It is wrapped like a sprained ankle. That thing isn’t falling apart.
I've never had one not cut all the way through. The outer paper does the job of holding things together.
I'm from Vegas, we've known about the Aliens for a while!
All I heard was "sissors" and you got my full attention! lol😉 9:20
When my wife says she doesn’t know what she wants, I ask her what she doesn’t want and that gives me what she won’t get mad at 😂😂
Genius!
For me, when my husband asks what I want, the reason why I say I don't know is because I'm torn between two restaurants. It also depends on how much money we actually have. I even told him point blank all of this to try and make it easier on him.
Dude may not have hooked the fish, but he is on the hook for a new phone.
20:00 There's two of them! Even more impressive! I'm sure plenty of us have seen that clip of the guy walking two red parrots on leashes, but this definitely tops that (sorry red parrot guy).
At 16:11. If you listen carefully he says "I love going down on that rabbit hole". We learn new things about Tyler every episode.
Meagan, he needs soap in his mouth!
Baby's like" I don't believe a word of it!! "
Lived by the train depot in my 1st apartment w/a friend. Kept me up all night for about a week, but then I stopped noticing the noise. Until I moved to a new apartment where, FOR 6 FRIKKIN' MONTHS I woke up over & over again, all night long, every single night when the trains I'd gotten used to didn't come & go like I (subconsciously) expected. Sigh...
Sounds like a form of brain washing.