Germany's Wildest Dream...🇩🇪🇩🇪
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- Опубликовано: 28 сен 2023
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Video topic:
What if Germany gets every Country it wants
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Now as you can already probably tell, My Videos are hugely inspired by my favorite youtuber Happy Earth
i got the idea for this Video from his channel
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Germany: *Increases Military Budget by 20 Dollars*
RUclipsrs:
Lmfaoo😂
100 billion)
Total damage 😂
Hahaha der war gut!^^
Underrated coment bro
There's just one tiny problem: It's not 1933 anymore
Edit: about 300 people have now commented that it was in 1939 but they simply don't seem to understand that I meant the overall Nazi ideology as the video is literally titeled "Germany's wildest dream" and 1933 was the year the Nazis rose to power and were therefore able to start realising their goals of European domination. I'm not referring to the start of WWII here. Thanks.
Exactly lmao
Well, this time, it would be a union, and not anschlussing, or force annexation. Germany wants power so Europe can be safe from Russia and the commies, and if LuigifanZane takes power, Germany will be prepared to start Operation Barbarossa 2.0. This time, Germany will start in April, and will head straight to the gates of Moscow, so the operation could be a success, and Germany will win WWIII, causing communism to be eradicated forever and sent to utter oblivion.
Ye but with the right government this can actually happen with a bit of military investment and a new economic sight
Not like Nato exists right 😂
until suddenly one day, for no reason at all
98%of Austria:🇩🇪
That 2% of Austria:🇭🇺
They speak Austrian
@@Mendoza1414 Austrian doesn't exist
@@Mendoza1414Burgenland? And Austrian language doesn't exist
@@JakubMotyl2-di4mvIt’s the same as speaking Brazilian, speaking Brazilian ☠️
@@Mendoza1414 please be satire
Belgium: *exists*
Germany: I'll always use you to invade France
bro is stuck in 1933 💀
Uniting all the original German territories is not a sin.. I don't agree with Belgium but Austria is still a German country.. Just like Switzerland and all the former territories in the east.. North Schleswig is also part of it, as is Luxembourg.. The Sudetenland is not to forget. These areas have been inhabited by Germans for thousands of years.
@@frontgamet.v1892 i made a joke chill out
@@DaxAxeOfficalhe copies and pastes that very same message everywhere
@@kalekkakmdkekjaakwkmdb8506 ahhh i see
@@DaxAxeOfficalso millions of people dying is funny? What kind of generation is this shit
Germany gets Austria: 😮
Germany annexes Poland:😳
Germany annexes Belgium: 😱
Nah bro
And that's how Germany will attack France 😱
Edit:Damn wow guys i didn't know i will get so many like in a reply
You forgot to add as the final result:
Germany gets nothing.
@@nickmor7755 Well, Germany surely needs Alsace-Lorraine back, as France was such a spoiled brat to steal Germany's trophy to get some land France doesn't even need.
And The Netherlands would just Join in
Just like in WW2 No one fights back waiting U.S and UK to save them
Germany: *gets every country*
Hitler: “I guess you’ve wondered where I’ve been”
👍🏻
"Oh the good old days are back"
-👴
It’s Jamal-👴🏻
Bro’s videos take 90 years to upload 💀
Bro is late 💀
xD
BAHAHA
😂😂
Proof the sanktions against Russia is working. The troll farms now upload to RUclips by morse code.
It doesn’t seem that Germany even wants Germany these days.
😂
I'm native and I can't remember a time when Germans wanted Germany, pahahahah 😂
True 😪
sad but true
Pwrfect! That s the fact :):)
Luxembourg: I CAN'T BREATHE
What if Germany gets every country it wants : ❌
How to give glimpses of WW2 : ✅
My Argentinian Grandpa got so excited watching this
Underrated af
WHO-
Perhaps because he fled from Germany in 1945? Have you ever asked him anything about his past? LOL
Check again.
He's still alive???
Austrians don’t just speak German by accident, we are ethnic Germans
Different dialect.
Not the same
@@sankss1684 yes we speak many different dialects of German, the same in Germany, every province speaks a different dialect, but it’s still German.
And its not the language that makes us German, it’s our blood line(genetics) that make us German.
Imagine Slavs, they live in many different countries, but they stay Slavs ethnically
Austria should be part of Germany imo.
Yeah, people forget that German used to mean something quite different. Before Germany was created by Prussia, Austrians and Prussians were both just as German as each other.
But, by taking the name and being a major power Germany has shifted the common usage of the word "German".
So are the Swiss and many in the UK
Germany didn’t want to expand in WW1, they just wanted to not cease existing after their struggle of unity that lasted a millennia that just ended 40 years prior to WW1. Germany would’ve liked to stay with their WW1 boarders, eventually maybe adding the Sudetenland and Austria and Austria only if the Habsburg monarchy ceases to exist or somehow agreed, due to them also being Germans, and in that period wanted unity. Also one crucial territory you missed is Elsass Lothringen which was handed between the two countries since France annexed it under Louis XIV which has been the main territorial dispute up until after WW2.
Denmark:YESSIR STILL HAVE CONTROL OF BALTIC SEA.
As a German i can say full heartedly… we don’t want any other countries we want a functioning government for the first time in like 20 years 😭
The last real Federal Chancellor was Helmut Schmidt. And he had to resign from office in 1982. After that, there was only monkey business.
Ampel isnt popular, so strap in for another CDU decade
Fax
is afd actually growing in power or is that just tiktok garbage?
@@pigcrasher7515 looking at bavarias results, they are gaining popularity. I think they increased theire votes by an additional 4%
Can't believe it's been 90 years since the video was uploaded. Time really does fly by
86 likes and no replies? Let me fix that
Where did this fool come from?
Yeah I’ll help fix that too
You mean 90hours
I wont like cuz 420 likes.
Czechs: “aw sh- here we go again”
Why would Germans need Old Sudetenland while there are no germans there
@@DamazEditz old habits and german meming
@@DamazEditzsame could be said about Poland
Netherlands: "I'm still standing after all this time"🎶🎶
I'm from the Netherlands🇳🇱❤
🎶🎶🎶 yeah yeah yeah 🕺🕺🕺
When Germany increases its millitary budget to 100B:
Germanys Militarys Budget is 483 Billion you dum fu-
Billion*
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Bro Increased his budget by 1%💀
"Since it can be easier to invade France in case of war"
Buddy, after WW2 Germany and France have been allies for so long. They even made one of the strongest alliance ever. Why would Germany invade them again? 😂😂😂
For fun ;) germany tour de france 2nd gold medal coming soon
They would give up pretty fast
I wouldn't call a structure a union when one of the parties has no subjectivity. Germany is a colony, it won't invade anywhere, at this stage its maximum is a war for independence.
Because a guy with a. Funny mustache got rejected from art school
also, france has a stronger millitary than germany amd they could easily crush them
Luxembourg and Czechia: >Can't breathe, so get back together after 600 years for protection
“Annexing Belgium would also be a good idea” no bro, it fucking won’t
Hmmmm…. Well we went through Belgium in 1914 and got starved into submission…. We went through Belgium in 1940 and had our country reduced to rubble and split in 2……
BRILLIANT PLAN CHANCELLOR! Let’s go through Belgium!!😅
It worked twice, who knows maybe 3rd times the charm. You know the saying, fool me once shame on me, fool me twice shame on me, fool me thrice, wtf is wrong with me
@@swiggityswoogity705 Correction: it FAILED twice
@@ross6753 Correction. It worked Twice. I’m talking about the Invasion of France, not the outcome of the war.
Both times went through Belgium, both worked, who knows, those cheese eating surrender monkeys might fall for it again
@@ross6753not really, I suppose in the first time but in the second it was really successful for what they wants to do
As an Austrian painter (with a handsome mustache) living in Argentina I think this is a great idea. 😊
Nope, the Austrian painter committed suicide in 1945 and is burning in hell ever since. Most of his soldiers were neither Austrian nor painters when they fled to Argentina.
@@AlbertTheGamer-gk7snnerds always ruin a good joke
@@AlbertTheGamer-gk7snITS A JOKE STOP RUINING IT
@@AlbertTheGamer-gk7sn🤓
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You after choosing germany in Victoria III:
It is very good idea❤
Germany does not need access to the mediterean sea. Most Germans would be happy to have access to fast internet...
Ha!
Plus Majorca is already an honorary German state
And free torrent downloads
Yeah we Germans need better internet
Nope. Most Germans would rather have the Nord Stream 2 pipeline back up and running again for cheap energy. Then again Germany is a puppet state of the US. If the US
blows up one pipeline, Germany would say to the US, "sir, you forget to blow up the other pipeline, master".
When I was little I thought Austrians spoke Australian 💀💀
Same when I was little, I thought that Austria was a European Australia.
@@Antarctica17308 Many people still think so when they're really not little anymore.
😂😂😂
Now you know they speak English, but with a weird accent
@@edinhusic8892 Austrians usually have an american or german accent but sometimes you will here perfectly normal english.
History channel at 3 am
Belgium: gets. Invaded by Germany
Germany:forgets about the Netherlands
Netherlands:thinks he f*cked up
Germany should get Germany first. ;)
That's what I wanted to say. Greetings from Berlinisthan.
Indeed
@@neinnein9306You mean Berlinabad
@@neinnein9306Germany is a US colony.
@@TheBorz0 everybody knows
Czech Republic: *nervously sweating*
Moscovia: Getting ready on Polish borders to renew that pact.
Deja vu feelings: Intensifies.
At least the historical Sudetenland might be.
@@Botoburst Well those Bohemian Germans who has not to go after just 800 years of stay became already Czechs. Like my granparents for examplea and my mothers family in general ;) And I am afraid there will be no another mass invitation of otehr Germans any time soon. This way or other :D
Dude, you're our allies. Politically and militarily.
And the German people love Czechia. The generation of Sudetendeutschen which went to the forced expulsion and still have resentments, is dying out.
And people are so unaware/not interested into history, that also the former German East (Silesia, Pomerania, East Prussia etc.) is largely forgotten.
And the Austrians, after 1000 years of common history, have (halfway successfully) created their own nationhood, separated from the German, after WWII.
I don't know why Americans make clips like this. Europe is united like never before. While Russia is sadly going onto distance with Europe. With the war in Ukraine their future as a non-European power is basically sealed. Even though 80% of the population of the Russian Federation lives in Europe!
Looks like the new European border is not the Ural anymore, but the Russian border...
No need to worry, Britain says NO, again
bro netherland are gonna shit out of their pants after seeing germany surrounded them
Disney: Yep, showing the equivalent of Space Nazis in the next star wars movie is good
Didn’t know an Austrian painter had access to RUclips Shorts back in 1920 😳
Austrian painter top G
If only he had been allowed to enter the art school he applied to. But noooo!
You summoned me
@@JoeZorzin thank God he got rejected.
If you call him the Austrian painter you have no hair on your balls at all just say Hitler its not fucking hard
bro really wants austrian painter back 💀
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@Meawqz bro what type of insult is that
@@KharoofMappings 1 2 Ohio shoe 3 4 sigma some more 5 6 skibidi kicks
@@KharoofMappingsThis is just a video don't take a personally
@@MaxiIelbro woke up already wanting to start a comment war 💀
Invading Poland and France will be a nightmare since:
1. Poland has equal military strenght to Germany.
2. France has nuke while Germany dont
Germany: invade Austria
Nato: 🥰🥰🥰🥰😘😘😘😍😍😍🤩🤩🤩😚😚😙😙😗😗😀😀😃😃🤩🤩😇😇😇
Bro just layed out the 3rd round
Yessir
4th round
"Cause it was 3rd" - 🙋♂️
Gonna lose the 3rd time
💀💀💀
Retry
This video should be renamed "How a foreign teenager with no understanding of modern affairs sees Germany"
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@Moontube2006 My man speaking facts danke man!
👍
Ye, this is ridiculous video.
That's it! Perfect comment!
Germany doesn't want to annex anything any more. One of the many differences between Germany and Russia
Germany: increases military budget a bit
Poland: ah shit here we go again
Switzerland:- This will be a nice movie to watch
If anyone liked my comment then comment sigma Switzerland
Blud think the Austrian painter still alive 💀💀
Hitler would be 134 years old if he was still alive. 🤪🤣
His name is Hitler and he is the most famous ruler of the most important world of history. His name must not be censored, we are not in Harry Potter 's world and he is not Voldemort
Facts
No, he is still alive. He’s here in the mountainous remote areas of Argentina.
Hitler was born in 1889, so now in 2024, Hitler would be 135 years old, making it impossible for Hitler to be alive, besides, Hitler commit suicide in 1945, @@EnsignPhoenix.
Someone tell this guy that we are in 2023.
And somoane tell him germany learn from her history and she realy taked all wat it want without war
@@kinggames8075I had a stroke reading that
@@hujacky. thanks
2024*
@@Yeidel25109he commented this in 2023 u dum?
NATO/treaty after WW2: 🗿🍿🥤
Germany: gets every country
Hitler: 💀💀💀
next up. "what if Liechtenstein invades every country it wants."
That is not even physically or fictionally possible as they don’t even have a military also how could a small micro state take over Europe
alaska
@@OfficialUKGov I like how Russians got the idea to sell Alaska to Liechtenstein 🤣🤣
*Behold* !!!! The great linchestinin Empire!!
why? to share their high standard of living with the rest of us peasants? 😂
Except we don't want to annex any country. Dude, it's 2023. We are allied with every country you listed.
Germany now dominates by economic power instead of military.
Okay, but why you didn't gave reparations of World War 2 to Poland?
@@happylyrics3745 We did. Tons of it..?
@@bobindergrosse when you did it?
We still want to , but we can't ... Give us some time
This is what happens when you read Mein Kampf instead of a good twentieth century history book .
*Bro be giving ideas to them💀*
Luxembourg and Denmark:💀
Denmark because of North Schleswig. Luxembourg because it was historically German for some time.
@@AlbertTheGamer-gk7sn get Luxembourg also to take France
Uniting all the original German territories is not a sin.. I don't agree with Belgium but Austria is still a German country.. Just like Switzerland and all the former territories in the east.. North Schleswig is also part of it, as is Luxembourg.. The Sudetenland is not to forget. These areas have been inhabited by Germans for thousands of years.
@@frontgamet.v1892 And Alsace-Lorraine.
@@frontgamet.v1892I agree with Germany 🇩🇪 taking Belgium.
Luxembourg is just chilling there in the middle of germany
100 likes tysm
500 likes tysm
600 likes?!?!? Mum get the camera!
800 LIKES!?!?!!?
Yeah and i find funny
And Netherlands and
Dude, nobody cares how many likes you got in a RUclips Shorts comment
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A Austrian man got rejected from art school
world: *gulp*
I love how Slovenia was just minding its own business and got bent for the pure sake of having access to the sea
You are aware od the fake flag he was giving to Slovenia?
Germany: Does anything
RUclipsrs: German Empire is happening
More like Germany: growing weaker by the day
What country i live in
@@brettvogel8418Germany moved up 6 ranks in 2024. How?
@@Nelson00159 they were well within the top 10 in 2023, before they plummetted. 6 ranks to what, #19? Haha
@@brettvogel8418they can become strong because of their economy
Austrian Painter watching this from his mansion in Argentina: YES! Just what I want!
Dude you all replied when I was asleep
His name is Adolf Hitler
The Austrian painter is burning in hell, not in Argentina. Even if he didn't commit suicide at the end of WWII, he would still be dead by now. Most of the Austrian painter's officers and soldiers are Germans, and most of them didn't become painters when they fled to Argentina.
@@AlbertTheGamer-gk7sn don't call him Austrain painter his name is Adolf Hitler.
@@AlbertTheGamer-gk7snwhy do nerds have to always ruin the joke 😑
@@ghostbear41they know it’s a joke they just don’t find it funny to joke about the death of millions of people
Fun fact: Germany actually had the idea to form this kind of nation, called "Grossdeutschland", with the idea to unite all german-speaking nations.
Europe: "Germany why wont you rearm?"
*germany rearms*
Europe:
when you confused 23' with 32'
One tiny detail: Germans literally don't care about anything like that 😂
As a German I can confirm this. But let me add, my (already deceased) grandmother did as she fleed from the Eastern territories back in war time.
Well i do want my old home (east prussia) back
But i dont care about the austrians or the belgians. If they want to join youre welcome if not they stay being our neighbours🤷♀️
As an American, I miss the thumbs up Germany shape 😂
@@f1ves961 That Germany couldn't say no.
I (German) would NEVER EVER want to invade ANY country!!!
Germans soildrer: well thanks for the idea 😁
He talks about Germany getting every country it wants.
Me: Immediately open the comment section 😂
Bro was like: 3rd time is the lucky one 💀
This deserves more likes
*4th
@@TuckerificMTMG Wdym 4*
Germany only tried 2 times irl
In WW1 and WW2
From what alternative universe did u come? 💀
@@danutanims...... European Union
@@danutanimsThe German Empire (1871-1918) Was considered the “1st Reich”
The Weimar Republic (1918-1933) was considered the “2nd Reich.”
And then Nazi Germany (1933-1945) we all know as the “3rd Reich.”
Everyone chilling until another austrian painter is rejected from art school and becomes a german politician
He was German. Austrians are German.
@@yxmichaelxyyxmichaelxy3074 basically during that time he was part of a area in austria that used to be part of Germany so people there consider themselves german
@@o.0-qb8kz
So, he was, and they are German? 😎
@@yxmichaelxyyxmichaelxy3074 hmmmm yeah
@@yxmichaelxyyxmichaelxy3074 but arguably he was austrian if you now search online
from: luxembourg 🇱🇺
lives: france 🇫🇷
Me from luxembourg: 😁
Me in france: 🤐
Wow, you honestly think these are all countries we want.you're so kind!the world, period.
The thing is: Germany doesn't want any of these countries. 🤷🏼♂️
nor would it have the power to win against any of them.
Yes they just don't have powerful military yet hate Germany from USA
@@HR-yd5ibexactly, mfs can’t even keep the lights on consistently anymore
@@Chadius_Thundercockwe know, but them shit politicians are just to dumb.
As a German I disagree. Germany's territorial integrity must be restored. Reunification is not yet complete!
Every German ruler in history ever: "Sounds like a plan"
*6 years later*
"You didn't say they'd fight back :'("
More like one German ruler
Barely fought back and most lost?
Luxembourg: 🙂🍿
Luxembourg: im lucky he didn't see me
Nobody in current German politics would even contemplate territorial expansion. And even if they were, Germany's defense spending is below 2%, while the German military is in disarray.
what passes as "disarray" in German is considered "highly organized" in latin and slavic countries.
@@grigturcescu6190 I get where you are coming from. Yet, Germany has starved its military for 30 years. Due to missing spare parts and untrained personnel, Germany alone wouldn't be able to defend itself against a major incursion, let alone conduct significant offensive action.
@@enigmaticzigfried7557 I understand what you say. I truly believe that the strength of all Europe and hopefully later, the world, stands in unity. True unity, not just economic relationships, although they are a start. Thus we can balance the all aspects. But the mentality of german peoples is its true asset, the real foundation that other countries have to make effort to achieve it.
I wouldn't say "nobody in current German politics": there's always the right wing lunatic fringe, the equivalent of the nutso cousin no one ever talks about.
@@llywrch7116 I mean there is the populist right-wing AfD that is currently on the rise. But this is mostly due to illegal immigration and not some odd desire to restore the 1938 borders. More extreme far-right parties e.g. NPD are not even represented in national or regional parliaments.
Fun fact: in the past Iranians and Germans had common DNA ,but Iranians mostly travelled in the iranian plateau and Germans into europe,thats why Iranians have darker hair and Germans blonde.
Luxembourg: aw man
Luxembourg, Netherlands, and Sudetenland have left the chat
when u didnt hear "german empire"
@@HannibalDoesWarCrimesLuxemburg was part of German empire
Alsace Lorraine?
germany doesnt want netherlands
Cuz in like 1000 years its flooded and luxembourg is too small
@@HannibalDoesWarCrimesAustria wasn't a part of the 2nd Reich
'Easier to invade France in case of wars' Who made this?? A 12 year old?
Mad?
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Probably the Belgium route worked in ww2 specifically because it wasn't controlled by Germany so the French focused their defenses elsewhere.
German officers made that plan with Belgium
@@koflynn2159This guy 💀
*old german empire appears*
Poland:😨
Absolutely nobody: what countries do germany want to invade.
TheMapLad: Germany would also want to invade Italy so Germany on a map looks like it is wearing high heels.
The Bundeswehr couldn’t even take Luxemburg.
Wow wow wow guys.
Slightly overstepping here.
Yeah, Luxembourg is protected by Merica, like all of Europe.
its legit ranked 3rd in world economies pipe down
@@Kamfys
What is?
@@azlanadil3646"protected"😅
As a slovenian i see this as an absolute win
honestly I think half of us germans fail to tell the difference between slovenia and slovakia so dont get your hopes up
@@leonschmidt5769 Slovenia: In the south of Austria
Slovakia: In the east of Austria. ^^
@@leonschmidt5769 Slovenia is the one with the femboys.
@@BavarianHobbitI thought that was Serbia?
is there any objection other than democratic people voting against it, to form state union between these countries... oldschool way, like UK is.
Austrian guy with a mustache fails art school
POLAND: not this again
*tensely sweating*
Austrian Painter Lore:
“Annexing Belgium would also be a good idea” 😭
Yeah, leave us alone😒
This is more like a “what if germany gets every country I want it to get”
true lmao
you forgot Denmark as Germans love all the easy access to a beach
I am pretty sure the Czech Republic would go, too. We were part of their empire back in the day, some are still salty about Sudetenland and it simply doesn't make sense to leave such a huge wedge in their country. If for no other reason, definitely to secure straight transportation lines in the east.
As a Half German i can confirm that we wont just stop after getting just these few countries
Kim jung un is half german😱
And you’ll lose again.
And Half Nazi💀
💀💀💀💀💀💀
as a german i can garantie we would not even make it to austria
most of our shit does not functions properly and our soldiers have become very weak
The Austrian guy who failed art watching this: This is my time to shine for the fatherland!
💀
So me as german let me tell something:
we also want the Switzerland
@@imyolo1201 "You want to annex Swizerland because you want to unite all ethnic Germans in one state.
I want to annex Swizerland because I think tax havens for the rich are intolerable.
We are not the same."
Mr Austrian painter bouta be smilin down there 💀
I like this idea
This is why you don’t drink tons of liquor when you’re pregnant
"What if Germany gets every country it wants?"
*World:Unites*
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More like civil war but yeah
@@yardenar2717 i had a stroke reading this
@@yardenar2717Godzilla got a stroke reading that
Wait a minute i feel like i have heard of Germany doing this before
*video says the most goofy thing ever*
*says something about military strategy to sound smart*
The comments: Omg yes !!
We do not have that dream.
Germany has learned its lesson.
We value our neighbouring countries and want to coexist peacefully with them.
Germany didn't learn that lesson. It got indoctrinated for nearly 80 years. Of course we do not have that dream. We have no dreams. We are mere work slaves in a state that cares more for itself and everyone else than Germans.
hope so. have a good day.
Who told you to say that
cringe
oh really@@armandaneshjoo
Germany isn't able to defense itself nowadays. But we have access to the Mediterranean sea, Belgium, Slovenia, Austria and the Atlantic Ocean. Its called European Union. Freet travel, free trade. Greetings from Germany.
Why bother defending yourself when you can just call on the US taxpayers to defend you….
@@BMWE90HQ Well, you americans didn't want to see germany with a big army.
So, technily it's your own fault
@@BMWE90HQ The US is using half of Germany as a military base to organize their wars in Africa and the Middle East. Why the US don't pays for that?
While the US bombed the shit out of the middle east we have to pay for all the refugees. They literally flood our social systems and fuck up everything over here. Why the US don't pay for that?
And at last but not least it is the prime interest of the US to hold German economical power away from Russian oil and gas. Cause if Germany and Russia would cooperate, there would be no US as world power number one. So you pay for your own interests. Hard to swallow the truth.
@@TheAimlessWarrior well you’re not wrong. Personally I don’t care what Germany does. If I were in charge I’d say build the biggest army you want and take care of yourselves.
@@BMWE90HQ A lot of germans would like to do so because you can't always rely on friends.
But well, history still sticks deep in here. Political views change a lot atm but this will need quite some time.
The Russian vs Ukrain showed some leftis that it maybe isn't the smartest thing to cripple the army because "there is no war we don't need it"
German Manifest Destiny Up in Here
Germany wants any of this? Wants? Yeah Andorra wants Australia.
Germany starts WW3 🥶
Poland bruh really 💀
Bro you're so skibidi like Freddy fazbear Yankee with no brim ohio level 98 gyatt Smurf cat level rizzed out Patrick bateman smurf cat sussy amogus
@yardenar2717 you forgot about the grimace shake
@@Real_GuyOnTheInternet you're correct
@@Real_GuyOnTheInternet lol 😂
You forgot that fact that Poland has better army than Germany 😂